How did Morning Crew turn into 2 different pairs of useless gays, the absolutely rizzed out DILF bird, and the local ace mad scientist ?
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DPXDC Prompt #88
Danny and Damian are twins but they get separated at age 7, years later when they’re both 14 they both are going to high school and their schools decide to create a program where they wind up as pen pals to each other unknowing that they’re talking too each other as it’s been set up to be anonymous. Danny decides to take a leap of faith and encrypts a message about the media blackout around his town and how they’re overrun with ghosts and could use the Justice Leagues help through out all of his letters knowing that very few could actually understand it but he just felt so tired and this was the only way he could think to get any help for his town.
Damian just wonders who exactly his pen pal is to encrypt these letters like this.
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I'm going to be annoying about this forever but truly "Slay the Princess" is for the people constantly thinking "Women are my favorite guy"
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Hmm something utterly self indulgent, simpler and filled with whimsy and color (if you ignore the context of the song) to brighten the angst week for me specifically
"The ending left misunderstood amnesia for a diorama love
Who will I become?
It's a bittersweetly never-ending phobia."
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Not even sure if this will post, but I got a little too self indulgent on main……
@thekinkyleopard owns Levi as always 🩶🩶
Here, lemme set the scene for you……
I imagine the boys got into a friendly debate about something, and decided to bet on it, with the loser having to agree to a punishment of the winners choosing. Maybe Remi was a dick about something and Levi knew, if he was right and won the bet, he had to make Remi’s punishment something that would actually suck for him, and when he does win the bet, he tells Remi that his punishment is no sex for 2 weeks.
Geezus, did that punishment hurt Remi. But what Levi didn’t account for was his own needs……….
Then 3 days before the 2 week bet was over, Levi is feeling absolutely DEPRAVED…… but by this time, of course, Remi is sick like usual………
So when Levi comes home at 7 am from a boys night with Drae to let off steam that turned into an all night booze cruise and he’s still drunk as all fuck, he’s more than surprised to find Remi awake when he gets there………
Needless to say, Remi didn’t make it the whole 2 weeks without getting some… (;
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Not to get too literature major on the five other people in this fandom, but have you guys ever read Montaigne's On Friendship bc that's just Esen’s brain. That's what going on up there.
To paraphrase exactly what I mean, the argument of the essay, but it's Esen's version: Hey guys. Have u met my bestie, Ouyang? He's so cool and smart and talented. We share a friendship so deep and intimate that nothing can compare. Sure yeah u can fuck women but what is romantic yearning when compared to our friendship. Some people would call this brotherhood, but they're wrong, bc this is better. I want to talk to him and grow old with him and delight in his company for the rest of my life. Women could never. Imagine if they were capable of cultivating so deep a bond tho, then both our souls and bodies could be tied together. That'd be the ultimate form of friendship, but u can't have sex with a guy, that would be gay, and women can't love like this so they're out the window too.
He explains this to his brother once, who immediately goes that's kinda gay and he immediately goes "no its not u just don't know the epic highs and lows of having the ultimate homie relationship. That's so sad for u, I hope you one day find hapiness like this. Ouyang is my bestie <3 (i desire him carnally but thats just bc hes pretty u know how it is).
I just think Wang Baoxiang has to be the most long suffering person in the entirety of these books bc he's the only B plot character self-aware enough to truly realize he's surrounded by idiots. Esen is Dumbass Prime.
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cant scribble it out bc its too Involved but here's a Laughingstock thought that just feels Right:
im imagining them sitting down and going through a list of pet names to use for each other. like Howdy has a clipboard, Barnaby's sitting across the counter, they're going through the list and striking out the ones that don't work. playfully teasing each other about certain suggestions, losing it over a Bit where they try to call each other the names in the most sickeningly sweet lovey-dovey voices and see who cracks first, mutually making fun of some options, getting flustered when they find one they like. yeah <3
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Typical younger sibling being bullied for having a crush
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ngl im so excited for tubbos evil arc like im begging for him and fred to become Partners In Crime (hehe set it off song)
Like Fred doesn't think tubbo will be by their side with all whatever past, they think tubbo will stop caring for them (not necessarily romantic take it however youd like) if he truly knows them
Then tubbo brings pierre dead not alive to fred and says he brought him their kidnapper
Because q!tubbo doesn't care, he isnt on the islands side or the federation side
The only side he is truly on, is on the morning boys's side... and Fred's side
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gold-skinned, eager baby | Hawk/Tim | 10k | E
Tim sets out for Fire Island with a single goal: to dig Hawk out of his pit of self-destruction.
As it turns out, Hawk is after something else entirely.
A 1979 fix-it… of sorts.
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