#floristkills

[funnyao3]

It’s interesting to see Tommy’s technique to try and escape Wilbur’s hold. He ends up kicking out more so with the restrained leg than with the free one, which isn’t very successful. Maybe all his yelling is distracting him or something.

#source: #white flags across my back #floristkills #technoblade #sbi #incorrect sbi #tommyinnit #phil watson #wilbur soot #ao3 #funny ao3 #out of context ao3 #ao3 out of context

[spiderslookcool]

For the cool floristkills 👍

[anarchy-and-piglins]

Do you mayhaps have any fic recommendations? I adore your style of writing and also really liked the Not As Human one....crumbs for a poor lowly dude?

Uh, I'm very bad at fanfic recs because I don't read as much fanfic these days. If you enjoyed Not As Human you should definitely check out the other works by Floristkills. She's truly a gift to the Techno-centric tag like, we would be STARVING without her.

Also, I find that Cleanlenins has a style very similar to mine and Flor's. They do excellent fics.

#asks #fic recs

[screechingsandwichhologram]

Do you have any Bedrock Bros Soulmates AUs? If not, I will also take any Isekai AUs (any SBI character) and any completed Fae Aus you can find (preferably Technoblade-centric).

I understand these are fairly niche, but the fandom is large and my hunger never ending, so I am forever grateful for any scraps you may give me.

OOOOOOOH YOU HAVE IMPECCABLE TASTE !!!

bedrock bros soulmate aus :

you're on your own, kid (you always have been) by nikiacoustic - gladiator au, oneshot !!

The binding glow of the universe by BelovedCampfire - a superhero/supervillain au (a oneshot)

Half A Heart by TheLastTheosaurus - oneshot, canon au !!!

Behind the Steam There's a Canvas of Scars by Live - this one is probably my favorite bedrock bros soulmate au !!! canon world (but like. they are trying to heal).

iseakai aus :

Everything Will Be Okay by erynestel - this one is dark sbi! tommy gets transported to the world of a video game (where sbi is mafia)

i've read a lot more, but they are all still ongoing.

Gold Devotion by Eviepuss - dark sbi (even more so than the others i think), ongoing

Who the Ever-Loving F*** Made Me A Prince? by sherashalala - bedrock bros centric, ongoing

fae aus :

In Their Arms by Viokaea - oneshot! techno is a cursed human who looks to find the fae to help. there are suicidal thoughts throughout the fic tho !!

Never, I Know, But Half Your Child by floristkills - autistic techno gets sent into the woods by his parents who think he's a changeling, and fae sbi find him !

Sweeter Than Honey by CleanLenins - prince techno meets phil, whos totally just a regular guy and absolutely not fae at all. dark phil. genuinely a reallyy good fic

#thanks for the ask !!!!!! #let me know if u want any more !! i was doing this kinda rushed so i know i could probably find more of these if u want /gen /nf #sbi fic rec #fic recs

[blanq]

doodled technoblade from Suffer All the Children by @floristkills

(also based on this art they made)

#technoblade #technoblade fanart #mcyt #dsmp #doodle #blanq pages #the mask is a little different from how they drew it #i think it looks good either way

[darkwater-fic-recs]

(Completed, oneshot)

#technoblade #wilbursoot #tommy innit #wilbur #philza #wilbur soot #tommyinnit #fic rec

[thunderbottle]

when no one got me i know Outwearing Welcomes by ao3 floristkills got me

#im unwell

[simplepotatofarmer]

same anon as before here- any Techno artists too? I normally follow people you rb from but I wanna know if i’m missing anyone

oh boy, anon, you've hit my weak spot: fandom artists!

for techno art, off the top of my head: @bansq @tokkytikky @sleepyfluf @akapictorem @vpofcookies @accountformytechnobladeart @piglins-bastion @spoopinatur4l @cirrusea @zoolea @blanq @pebbltree @lwflower @wolfythewitch @freogo @floristkills

as for just. other artists you should follow let me just plug some folks: @hiding-in-the-vault @twelvedinos @pepart @valpurgatory @lnonbinaryburg @ranboo5 @404dream @beaskaa @miauta @hermestoaster @retroosquared @reebes-randy @owlyspirit @kenjo-arts

there's probably a lot more but!

#loyal answers things

[sharada-n]

9 people I want to get to know better:

Tagged by @fanghalo who they won’t let me tag for some reason :c  Thank you so much for tagging me!!

favourite colour: I love different shades of purple and teal uwu

currently reading: too much fanfic Heroes: The myths of the Ancient Greek heroes retold

last song: The horror and The Wild by The Amazing Devil

last movie: Haven’t watched movies in a while... maybe Sinbad since I rewatched it with Zeke?

last series: Chicago Med (medical dramas my guilty pleasure <3)

sweet, spicy or savory: Savory anytime

coffee or tea: I don’t like coffee that much but I don’t drink tea at all >.>’

Tag 9 people: @zehecatl @opinioninvalid @twilight-amber @fan-of-chaos @floristkills @queerbur-soot @kingdom-creatin @imhereformysciencefriends and @lethotep (if you want to, no pressure!)

#tag games #<3 <3

[funnyao3]

The look that Wilbur gives drips so much exhaustion that Techno would feel bad if he himself didn’t certainly feel a million times more exhausted. Being kidnapped is not exactly stress free. And any stress Wilbur feels is his own fault anyway. Techno settles on squinting vaguely in the man’s direction.

#source: #white flags across my back #floristkills #funny ao3 #out of context ao3 #sbi #technoblade #wilbur soot #twinsduo

[funnyao3]

When Techno starts going through all the different types of torture he knows and making a Venn diagram with the oatmeal, he realizes that maybe he has actually lost it. Or at least had a significant amount of brain cells killed by so much nosebleed induced blood loss.

Still, Techno can’t stop himself from sitting there thinking stupid thoughts instead of actually eating.

#source: #not as human as you are #floristkills #ao3 #funny ao3 #out of context ao3 #technoblade #sbi #sleepyboisinc #wilbur soot #twinsduo

[funnyao3]

After the silence stretches on for long enough that even Techno starts to feel awkward he finally asks: “... Or?”

“Or I make you tell me. Obviously.” The villain shakes his head when he says that, as if disappointed. Well, this is Techno’s first time being kidnapped, he doesn’t exactly know the protocol, man.

#source: #not as human as you are #floristkills #ao3 #funny ao3 #out of context ao3 #technoblade #sbi #sleepyboisinc #wilbur soot #twinsduo

[funnyao3]

“Hey,” Wilbur says, casually, as if they’re not currently in what is probably a murder house. Though, every house that has Wilbur in it is probably a murder house, so.

#source: #not as human as you are #floristkills #ao3 #funny ao3 #out of context ao3 #technoblade #sbi #sleepyboisinc #wilbur soot #twinsduo

[funnyao3]

“Are you serious?” Wilbur asks, sounding almost delighted. Techno doesn’t think he’s ever felt as happy as Wilbur looks right now. That sounds kind of sad, but Techno is literally a kidnapping victim, so.

#source: #not as human as you are #floristkills #ao3 #funny ao3 #out of context ao3 #technoblade #sbi #sleepyboisinc #wilbur soot #twinsduo

[funnyao3]

“I’m trying to decide if I’d rather be tortured or eat oatmeal.”

Hm. Well, honesty is the best policy. Though, Techno could probably learn a thing or two from this situation to bring to the future. Learn from your mistakes and such. For example: not opening his mouth ever again. (That would solve the oatmeal problem at least.)

#source: #not as human as you are #floristkills #ao3 #funny ao3 #out of context ao3 #technoblade #sbi #sleepyboisinc #wilbur soot #twinsduo

[funnyao3]

Techno stares down at the sad soggy goo with a sort of sorrow. It seems to stare back up at him with similar feelings, an interesting mix of brown and grey. His comradery with the overcooked grain does not make him hate it any less.

#source: #not as human as you are #floristkills #ao3 #funny ao3 #out of context ao3 #technoblade #sbi #sleepyboisinc #wilbur soot #twinsduo