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heavenlyshadowhunter · 9 months
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Ex-yakuza househusband and alchemist housewife. Both badasses, both loving their partners so much
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nohajwo · 1 year
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my last two brain cells when I finally start rewatching fma and one of them gets the brainrot resurrected
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infestedguest · 6 months
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castformbignaturals · 2 years
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Can’t stop thinking of the dichotomy between Ed and Al in relation to their individual appearances/mannerisms and their willingness to commit violence.
Like, everyone assumes Ed is the more violent one because he is loud and curt and always getting into fights.
And, like-Ed will throw down at the drop of a hat if he sees someone committing an injustice.
But he also would never take a life unless it was absolutely necessary.
Compared to Alphonse, who is soft spoken and gentle and is absolutely ready to kill a bitch at a moment’s notice.
The minute Al learned to transmute without a circle, it was over for everybody. The only thing keeping him from going on a blood soaked rampage was Ed and the various kittens he has living in his armor at any given moment.
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alphonzogo · 1 year
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drew this three months ago. enjoy
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carnirat · 2 years
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*me randomly smiling on the train to school*
What people think I'm thinking about: Oh, he's probably thinking about his partner or something normal
What I'm actually thinking about: hehe Mustang looses his sight when he's forced to commit human transmutation
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greedsnumberonefan · 2 years
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First post lessgo
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bootyassnodt · 2 years
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On one hand, I promised not to be a gatekeeper anymore. On the other hand, I have a friend who constantly tries to convince me that Kimblee would be an amazing normie househusband, a loving soft dom, and a good father for the kids he willingly sired with enthusiasm. What can a bitch do?
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spectra-bear · 8 months
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heavenlyshadowhunter · 10 months
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Has this been done before? If yes, I'm doing it again. Happy father's day!
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nohajwo · 1 year
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(bolts upright in bed)
I love Roy Mustang and I want him to be happy and accomplish his goals but I also want him to suffer a lot first because he's an arse and I hate him
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alphonzogo · 1 year
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my boyfriend made this and i thought you all should see it (warning its a little loud)
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g1ngerbeer · 6 months
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fire doesn't start with an M, colonel. colonel.
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eelektrossfan · 2 months
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Traumatic event on a shirt, but there’s so many so it’s a shop at this point
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humming-fly · 22 days
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I know I've thought of a good shitpost when the premise is only funny to me and maybe three other people
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drawingwithdonnie · 5 months
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went to a bodybuilding competition. i misunderstood the objective and brought with me water (35 L), carbon (20 kg), ammonia (4 L), lime (1.5 kg), phosphorus (800 g), salt (250 g), saltpeter (100 g), sulfur (80 g), fluorine (7.5 g), iron (5 g), silicon (3 g) and trace amounts of fifteen other elements
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