#fork-bork

[canisalbus]

So sorry but this is all I could see in this picture

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#why does he remind me of winnie the pooh all of a sudden #answered #fork-bork #they confiscated his eyes poor boy #could've at least left him the eyebrows

[fictionkinfessions]

I hate watching a movie for the first time and seeing a character that I relate to. My brain either does nothing or decides "that character? You see that character? That's you, can't you see the similarities??" No brain, I can't. It's some minor character from a 2000s comedy about gangsters, what similarities are you seeing

=

#fictionkinfessions #fictionkin #fork-bork #obscurekin #mod party cat

[stormyseanymph]

For @fork-bork - fragrance recommendations for a carkin

Forest Air by Wild Drops Parfum 🌧️

A late night drive along the windswept coast

Notes of asphalt, moss and green accords

The Ghost in the Shell by Etat Libre d'Orange ⚙️

Sightseeing along a boulevard lit by neon lights

Notes of yuzu, jasmine and vinyl

Fantomas by Nasomatto 🏜️

Drag racing in the Californian desert in the midday heat

Notes of melon, rubber and smoke

#altherhuman #objectkin #carkin #fragrance recommendations

[fiadhaisteach]

Gotta get creative when shoulders are borked & grocery runs are limited. I present:

Layered Breakfast Potatoes

Browned a pound of beef breakfast sausage (though any ground meat would do), then set the sausage aside (in a bowl), & cooked a half bag of potatoes o'brien (had gotten a substitution for some other frozen tater) in the sausage fat.

Once they were cooked & flipped, I added a couple handfuls of spinach (that needed to be eaten or frozen asap) to wilt a bit while I cracked & forked 5 eggs to pour over the spinach & tater cubes. Next up was the sausage & then a box of scalloped potatoes (from the food bank) that had been warmed/thickened in 2 minute bursts in the microwave.

Whole thing went in the oven for 15 minutes (350F, naturally) & topped with spouse shredded cheese when it came out (5 minutes after he got home).

Served with a dollop of sour cream.

Whole thing took very little effort & kids helped with lifting stuff. It's going to feed us for two nights.

#dinner #aisteach is creative in the kitchen #aisteach posts

[hopelesscatdad]

15 questions, 15 mutuals game

Are you named after anyone? - Birthname: no. At least I don't think so. Chosen name: yes, named after Marionette.

When was the last time you cried? When Blip broke down 57 miles from home around a week ago, and heard even with insurance towing would cost 370 bucks. I was in a TV store owned by a couple old men kind enough to let me hang out until I could figure out a way home.

Do you have any kids? No. I don't want any either right now.

What's the first you notice about people? - are they happy and are they honest? I can still be friends with someone super depressed and such, but so far every time I've agreed to date people like that I've turned into their therapist or was ghosted. If we're in a dedicated relationship, stable life, and something happens or my partner falls into such a state I will be there to support them. But rn I'm a young adult trying to figure life out. I can't play therapist on top of everything going on rn to someone I only recently started to interact with. Which is why new rule is I'm no longer even giving a chance to people who say they aren't ready but want to try. I don't have time for that.

What's your eye colour? - honey brown. No seriously. Under light my eyes become an almost gold color.

Do you use sarcasm a lot? All the time. It's why I'm so big on specifying when I'm dead serious.

Where were you born? - a wonderful hellhole called Sacramento. They have wild peacocks on the streets there.

Scary movies or happy endings? - these aren't mutually exclusive. You can have a terrifying movie with a happy ending.

Any special talents? - I can draw really good in various styles I just can't ever pick one. I'm also really good at writing too. Just need to find the inspiration.

What are your hobbies? - writing, drawing, reading, listening to music, driving, scrolling through tumblr. Playing old PC games. Photography.

Have you got any pets? - technically not anymore. My grandma does have a cute golden terrier though. The same breed as Toto in The Wizard of Oz.

What sports do you play/have you played? - when i was 5 I did soccer for one summer. Never did sports again.

How tall are you? - 5’5"

Favourite subject in school? - English. I'd say History but it never goes in depth and often isn't accurate. I always learned way more studying independently.

Dream job? - don't have one. Whatever gets me enough money to keep caring for Blip, get a small cottage and maybe even own a Hudson Hornet.

Idk if I have 15 mutuals I'll tag everyone I know though(no pressure)

@fork-bork @kckachow @hexamoron @apollo11fangirl @galaxyisnthere @rollingwheels @goldendiie @starlysammie @hudson-whorenet @bootleg-cal-weathers @racer62 @chickthiccs @purplerae364

Idk probably missed someone I'm tired this is fine no pressure again.

#ask game #questions #learn random shit about me #and maybe fall in love with me #/sarcasm #maybe

[wiperfluid]

@fork-bork

cars (affectionate)

length: 1 hour and 23 minutes

#otherkin #objectkin #🌨️ #Spotify

[firjii]

HRRRMMMFFFFFF so I was oblivious to the fact that if you're playing DAO on Xbox, the extras are behind a paywall even if you installed a DAO disc version that supposedly entitled you to them ("ultimate edition" my ass). I allegedly downloaded Awakening and it's taking up hard drive space but I guess it didn't really install???

Also I /tried/ to download Shale and that does show up as a quest objective in the game, but I can't complete it because it gripes about an internet connection even when the damn console is online.

So now I guess I have to decide if I want to either fork over a bundle of money for DLC downloads (which I'd consider doing but literally every paid DLC I've ever bought permanently borked up my games such that they now require internet connection simply to launch the game every time and I hate that so much) or limit myself to buying Awakening on physical disc and cross my fingers that it really does something.

I mean I don't really care that much and Origins isn't my all-time fave or anything but WHY CAN'T THINGS JUST FUCKING WORK BRUH.

#do not @ me about 'just buy it on pc' listen i don't *HAVE* a gaming computer

[belated-impala]

Boundaries + Rules | "Whitelist"

What's the theme of this blog?

Everything! Well not quite, but I'm hoping I can cater to all sorts of things in the realm of stimboards, moodboards, gif sets, confessions, and a ton of other asks themed around characters, animals, objects, and more!

What the ask box is for

Stimboards

Moodboards

Gifs and gif sets

Custom pride flags

Kinfessions

Self ship confessions

Alterhuman help

Doodles and sketches

Funny random asks

Info dumping

More! Please feel free to ask!

Main Blog: @fork-bork

#🛸 not an ask #kinfessions #confession blog #requests blog #open asks #self ship confessions #stimboard #moodboard #stimboard requests #moodboard requests

[bongaboi]

Playing tango with GShade

Playing tango with GShade

One teenager's fight against an anti-FOSS developer

posted 2023-02-05 - go back

UPDATE, 02/06 @ 12:45 PM ET: I've been banned from the GPOSERS Discord after Marot put malware inside of GShade's installer. I'll continue this in a part two soon.

This is gonna be a fun one.

The problem

GShade is a closed source ReShade fork. Why is it closed source? Who knows!

They have forced automatic updates (disabling itself until you update), annoying devs, and a userbase that's only large because "everyone else uses it". Their FAQ post explaining why the updates are forced is specifically designed to waste time. They have annoying, obtrusive popups. Configs randomly reset every update. It sucks.

Their installer is a total mess that also is not open source. Of course, monkey see and monkey get idea - let's install ReShade with the GShade shaders!

Enter GeezShade

GeezShade is an open source shader/preset downloader written in Rust. It's broken right now (i'll get into that later), but it's important for the story.

It works by downloading .zip files from GitHub. Seriously.

Almost immediately I got a tweet from a popular preset creator telling me to exclude their work from this. How do you exclude a preset from a program that fetches a GitHub API endpoint? I dunno.

I also got accused of hosting and "distributing" shaders and presets, and even that doing this was conspiracy to commit a crime!. Maybe those who said that should reread what that word means.

Marot responds

Marot, a.k.a. "The CEO of GShade" (I made that title up), after fighting me in my Twitter notifs (Marot, you're shadowbanned on Twitter, by the way) comes up with the ultimate plan - add a LICENSE.md!

You can see it here. Note the automated downloading part. :^

Some other things I built

Here's some other things I did to troll Marot while I got bored:

GShade Tango - the ultimate tool

I also made a CLI tool that I never released anywhere that had several features - download ReShade and GShade, patch the update check out of the GShade DLL, and download shaders/presets (including pinned before they added a license!)

The final straw - GShade Patcher

I also made an online patcher tool to patch the update check out of GShade! It's borked right now - I'll fix it someday if I have the energy.

Marot gets mad

I wake up one morning to a glorious version 4.1.1 of GShade. It:

breaks GeezShade/GShade Tango

breaks my patcher tool

I'll fix it eventually, but I'm not in the mood right now.

This moves the GShade shaders and presets to a self-hosted web URL, password protected by a probably-not-legally-binding password claiming that "I indeed accessed this from the official installer". Incredibly sad that Marot would intentionally break tools opting for a more open replacement for GShade.

So what now?

I'm getting bored of this. It was funny, though!

If I were you, still trying to use GShade on ReShade, I'd give this script a look - specifically presetAndShaderUpdate's calls to curl, and the two variables at the top of that function. Have fun!

If you're reading this, Marot: you really need to pick better things to do with your time than fight 16 year olds on the Internet. I'll be back to fight for FOSS someday, but I've got more important things to do like schoolwork. Thanks for making a clear stance your software practices are evil, though.

This blog post was written in Vim, built with Zola, hosted through NGINX on Debian Linux through Proxmox. How's that for open source!

#2023 #gshade

[pansexual-piniata]

roses are red

doggo goes bork

You cannot make me

eat with a fork

[ibgreys]

Raymond hill ublock

RAYMOND HILL UBLOCK ANDROID

RAYMOND HILL UBLOCK CODE

RAYMOND HILL UBLOCK PLUS

It’s mostly useful for fixing pages that uBlock Origin has otherwise broken. Only available to Advanced users (enable in the Settings tab of the Dashboard), dynamic filtering allows you to tinker on-the-fly with which scripts and domains you allow a web page to load. We haven’t tested this ourselves, but what is certain is that its footprint is likely to be negligible on any modern machine. The more filters you use will cause uBlock Origin's memory consumption to increase, although the developers claim that this still remains low compared with most popular adblockers out there.

RAYMOND HILL UBLOCK PLUS

An interesting comparison with AdBlock Plus is available here. UBlock Origin is an efficient adblocker with a small memory footprint and low CPU overhead. Google recently rejected uBlock Origin from the Chrome Web Store, but following an angry backlash from fans and developers alike, who accused Google of abusing its dominant market position to shut out rival developers, Google caved in and reinstated uBlock Origin in the Chrome Web Store.

RAYMOND HILL UBLOCK ANDROID

UBlock Origin works in the Android versions of Firefox and Chrome, although Apple’s restrictive developer guidelines prevent the iOS/iPadOS versions of these browsers from supporting any browser add-ons (including uBO). It was available for Safari but has sadly been borked in Safari 13 Catalina by Apple’s dumping support for legacy safariextz-style extensions. It is also possible to import custom lists from hosts files and to whitelist domains as you see best. The following lists are also available through the Options console: It simply blocks domains known to belong to advertising and malware sources based on community-developed blocklists.īy default the following filter lists are used: Over the years, uBlock Origin’s list of features has grown.

WebRTC blocking (uBO-Extra is required to block WebRTC connections in Chromium).

Uses community-developed blocklists and can custom lists.

100% free and open-source (won’t even take donations!).

UBlock Origin is stuffed to the gills with more features than we can realistically cover in this review. It uses community-based blocklists to filter out unwanted traffic, and users are free to add new blocklists as they please. UBlock Origin shares the same codebase as uMatrix, which performs a similar job, but which is aimed at more advanced users. We cannot emphasize enough that uBlock Origin should not be confused with uBlock, the latter of which is now owned by Adblock Plus and participates in its "Acceptable Ads" scheme. Developer Raymond Hill “self-forked” uBlock Origin after transferring the original uBlock project to a different developer in 2015, after which time the two projects have been completely separate. UBlock Origin is a fork of uBlock, but both have the same original founder. UBlock Origin is a browser add-on for Firefox, Chrome (including Chromium and Opera), and Edge. Interestingly, the project actively refuses donations.

RAYMOND HILL UBLOCK CODE

UBlock Origin is 100% free and open-source software, meaning any developer can do what they like with the code without paying a fee.

#Raymond hill ublock

[medicinemane]

I am always willing to talk about the problems with electric vehicles. As someone who really doesn't like oil and really wants an alternative like... if anything that just makes me more critical which is how it should be

Obvious right off the bat stuff is how we generate our electricity, and until we aren't using gas and coal it's not really an improvement, just shuffling where the fossil fuel in the equation is (natural gas is damn filthy and anything they tell you is a lie trying to make it seem clean because it's not quite as filthy as stuff like coal)

Second, there's no doubt the tech isn't quite there yet. A lot of it is batteries. Like I personally don't really like lithium, I mean I don't like a lot of these minerals used in electronics because of the ecological damage getting them tends to do. But like, lithium batteries also just aren't really where we need them to be with stuff like charge times and also replacing batteries which brings me to...

The way all these ev companies are super anti right to repair so far. They'll fight people tooth and nail not to let them just replace a bad battery bank, they'll fight to not let them even replace a damaged port on a battery. There's so much stuff I can point to with this with a number of companies (though tesla is one of the worst). Hell, they're even discontinuing selling batteries for like 8 year old models, so even if you fork over the money tough luck you have a dead car which is oh so eco friendly to do to people

Plus they're damn expensive. They're expensive upfront, the batteries are expensive, the lack of right to repair drives the price up... what on earth is anyone supposed to do? It's still a luxury item no matter how much people say to just get one to save money on gas. No one can afford it, and the ev companies just keep driving up the costs with stuff like the lack of repairability

They're full of wonky tech and bad designs like the doors not opening if the battery dies or whatever junk. Kind of circling back to repair, heard a case where this person had a bad battery bank (which I guess you can only travel as far as the worst part of your battery), and tesla just basically pushed an update on him to remove the alert for that rather than deal with it despite him being under warranty. Like all the touchscreen stuff is half cocked and half the physical design seems borked

The craftmanship seems non existent. We've all seen that tictok of the lady pointing out all the uneven spacing on the trim and stuff right? It's a good video, real good points, and like these are expensive as hell and tesla's cutting all the corners and frankly I bet the others all are too

There's also the fact that as much as someone like me who lives in the middle of nowhere needs a car (unless they somehow reopened and added a stop at that closed train station in town, I'd be down), but like making buses electric or just making all the vehicles electric doesn't really address systemic issues with things like access to mass transit or all our logistical issues or... much of anything really

Yeah, I'd rather no more gas vehicles, but evs often feel like a bandaid for most problems that come with a high monetary cost and like... a lot of negative environmental impact getting the materials

So yeah... like I said, really for so many reasons including just hating how loud internal combustion engines are, I'd love evs to totally replace them but like... let's live in reality, even if we somehow could we shouldn't right now because it's all half baked

I like it, I want it, and that's why I can say it's nowhere good enough

[ruckis--rookie]

in other news, it's been raining here for like 3 days and I'm glad I'm such a fatass that's addicted to ice cream because now we got a shit ton of buckets to use to catch the leak water

#ruckis borks #we're not willing to fork up the monies to get the roof fixed #by professionals at least #cuz we're stingelords #...that and I'm pretty sure there's squirrels or somethin in the attic-

[helmsleys]

i forgot to pause hiac (i needed break after r***a’s match) and i missed the rest of the show, but judging by the dash now at the ending... do i even wanna know what happened?

#HIAC2018 #like already wanna throw my fork at bork tbh #and idek what he did.

[itstheimpossibledream]

Only A Play -Part 4

Word Count:1509

Pairing: AU Henry x FemBlack!Reader

Warning: Smut, Angst, Some fluff

Summary: Waking up the morning after sleeping with Henry for the first time.-Series be sure to check out Parts 1,2&3 in my masterlist!Also thanks a ton for your patience. Last chapter coming soon! Happy Reading !

You awoke to the smell of coffee and breakfast, as much as you hated to admit it the bed was the most luxurious thing you had ever slept on and to say you had gotten a goodnight's sleep was an understatement. You stretched out and then it hit you. The memory of last night, Flashes of him moaning on top of you, opening your legs wide,telling you when you could cum.It dawned on you that you had the whole bed to yourself, and you didn't know if he had come back to bed last night or not. You noticed a robe on the back of the door,and rubbed your eyes as you made your way to put it on. Turning to look at yourself in the mirror, you could see his name was embroidered on it and you couldn't help but roll your eyes at the ridiculous movie-starness of it all. You make your way to the bathroom, noticing the toothbrush that had been laid out for you. Quickly, you brush your teeth and on your way out of the bathroom you almost trip over Kal. You scratch him on the head as a wordless apology, which he seems to accept because he follows you down the hall towards the kitchen. The scent of fresh bacon is really what drew you to the kitchen but as you walk you hear music,and once you turn the corner you decide to stay for the view. He is standing over the stove shirtless, singing along,bopping his head as the bacon grease pops in the pan. You pull out a chair and sit down admiring the muscles in his back, the small tufts of curly hair that peeked out from under his hat. He must have come back in from a run or something, and you found yourself overwhelmed with both lust and envy.

"Hey buddy!" he says to Kal at his feet before turning to see you.

"O." his eyes seem wider than they should be, maybe you should have showered first.

"Goodmorning." you say, taking your seat at the counter, deciding to not make it awkward.

"Do you want breakfast?" he asks,a big smile breaking onto his face, of course you wanted breakfast, it smelled amazing but,you resigned yourself to making sure he couldn’t tell that.

"Sure, I'll try it but, I thought movie stars didn't have to cook their own food." you joked

"We usually don't " he chuckled, I told my chef not to come in last night because I wanted to cook for you. It'd be a lie to pretend your heart didn't skip a huge beat but,at the same time you hadn't resolved your frustrations with him just because you let him inside you.

"O so you think you can cook?" you joked

"O I know I can cook" he said, plating up the bacon and turning towards you.His plate was a mile high , but you had to admit it looked good. You got a forkful into your mouth and while you resisted the truth, it was perfect.

"He really likes you." he said patting the top of Kal's head with one hand as he forked another bite into his mouth.

"How can you tell?" you asked, narrowing your eyes jokingly at the fluffy akita.

"He slept in the room with you while I was cooking, he usually loves to help me cook because he knows he gets snacks." he shrugged.

"O! I'm more interesting than snacks, every girl's dream!" You joked , Henry let out a small chuckle in response and the rest of the meal seemed to go by painlessly.

He stood from the high- top counter as you finished your last bite, his body was a challenge. It dared you to look away, dared you not to give attention to the deep, muscular v his hips made, dipping into his sweatpants. Begged you to look away from his perfectly sculpted chest and the scratch marks that covered his shoulders from the night before, carving paths of exploration over the expanse of muscled skin. You avert your eyes as quickly as possible but, you know he saw and in a way you're glad he was in tune to you enough to notice.

"So guess we should shower to be ready for this interview."he says placing your plates into the sink, honestly it had slipped your mind that you were here because of work. He brushed past you as you pushed yourself back from the elaborate granite countertop, and you couldn't hold it in anymore.

"Why didn't you sleep with me after we....." You trailed off but, you knew that your intent was clear enough for him to understand. You saw the muscles in his back tensing up, he was facing away from you but, he had heard you and it felt as though he was buying time to find the right answer,eventually he turned to face you.

"I just- I didn't want to make this any more complicated than it is." he sighed "I thought it was what you'd prefer." he finishes moving down the hall, into his bathroom and turning on the shower. You follow him in a mix of both angst and vigor, obviously you had not intended for him to think you didn't like him but, at the same time, you would lose all professional integrity what so ever if anyone ever found out you were having a showmance like a highschool student.

"Why?" you blurted out "Why would you think that? Why would I want someone to fuck me and then leave the room?" His face scrunched at your use of the word fuck and it almost borke your resolve.His voice was even when he spoke.

"I know you don't like me okay? I know you think I'm this terrible misogynist who has no talent but, I like you. And Kal really likes you so, for what it's worth I just- I wanted to do what you felt comfortable with but, as it seems I can't do anything right, that was a bad decision too. Excuse me." He pushed past you again to grab a towel as you tried to make sense of his words.

"I'm going to wash up now." he said pulling off his sweatpants and discarding them outside of the room.

"Okay." you said not breaking eye contact with him.

“Well your showers in this place are complicated. I can’t figure out how to tuen them on.” He accepted your joke, chucking lightly and shaking his head, but you can tell he sees your gaze for the challenge that it is as he peels off his underwear, standing before you bare and beautiful. His eyes do not break from yours and before you've entirely thought it through you are tugging at the belt of his robe, allowing it to fall to the floor to fully reveal yourself to him. To fuck your coworker twice in less than 24 hours was a gamble but, clearly it was one you were willing to take. He turned and got into the water before you could make a move on him. Turning over his shoulder and smirking down at you, you accept this invitation without hesitation. He pulls you towards his warm and wet body,as you reason with yourself that it's part of your character study.

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“Fuck We’re going to be late!” You holler from the back of the uber.

“No we’re not. It’s right here.” He jumps out of the car but, you open your door before he gets the chance to.

“Chivalry really has died in America.” he mumbles under his breath, and you smirk to yourself. It wasn’t that it was a game with him per se, but it sure was fun to make him feel unsteady. After a flurry of hair and makeup artists you were finally ready for the publicity shot.Thankfully, they had split the two of you up for make-up and dressing formalities and while he took his solo shots you were still in the hair chair.When you went up to take yours he was on his phone, barely seemed to notice you had entered the room,and you were almost grateful. Photoshoots made you want to smoke. The set was easy enough, until the photographer suggested the two of you take photos in respect to your characters in the show.Actually his exact words were

” In the show you two are lovers yes? So let’s paint you as such.” Never had you ever dreaded a photographer being prepared but, it turned out these past 24 hours were really a first for everything.

“Just pretend you like me.” Henry whispered to you

“Don’t have to pretend, I actually do like parts of you.” you whispered back.

“Which parts?” he allowed his voice to be barely audible for this and you dropped your gaze as the camera flashed. After being prompted to ‘giggle with eachother less’ (whatever that means ) the photos were finished and Charisse, the show’s publicity manager was rushing you to the next appointment.

#smut #henry cavill fic #henrycavill rp #henry cavill smut #the cavillry #henry cavill fanfic #henry cavill one shot #henrycavill x black!female reader #henrycavill au #henry cavill sexy #henry cavill imagine #henry cavill is daddy #henry cavill superman #henry cavill #henry cavill sherlock holmes #geralt of rivia imagine #geralt x you #geralt x ofc #geralt x reader #geralt smut #kal cavill #black reader #onlyaplay

[juliankaeppel]

Guys, let’s have a little chat about SPORKS. Are they spoons or are they forks? What if a dog did not bork? And how could a spork handle eating pork?

#philisophical #dan and phil #funny lads #spork #pork #bork #fork