#francis wilkerson x reader

[glitterinmyveinss]

Hey er ive never done requests before and I don’t really know how to work tumblr at all so I hope I’m doing this right but anyways I saw your post about wanting someone to request Reese Wilkerson stuff and I just wanted to ask if you could make a post just for headcannons about him? I haven’t seen too many on here and I need them so bad 😭

ofc i can! tysm for requesting and ik a lot of other people sent requests for reese too n i'll get to them soon it's just i have an irl crush rn so the delusions aren't really delusioning apologies <3

Reese Wilkerson Hc's

ok i noticed that in the halloween episode in season 7 i believe he's wearing a misfits shirt !! so i think he would like punk, grunge, pop punk, and nu metal. like misfits, descendants, nirvana, limp bizkit, blink 182, sum 41, sublime, beastie boys, really anything punk related

definitely watches wwe and if you're over you're watching it too

he loves watching his favorite scary movies w you and he loves how you like them too!

if you don't like scary movies he dosent mind either bc that just means you'll be hiding in his arms the whole time so he wins either way

i feel like when he first met you he definitely played a prank on you to get your attention or just annoyed you but once you sorted that all out, you join him on his pranks and he swears he's never liked a girl more

if you're smarter than him and you offer to tutor him he'll only do it under one condition: he gets a kiss everytime he gets something right

might be self projecting but he's def a boob guy.

everyone has this image of him as some psycho tough guy but play with his hair and he'll just melt. especially if you have acrylic nails! his head will be in your lap while you guys are watching tv n you'll be playing with his hair and he'll be as quiet as a mouse and malcolm will just be like "how did you do that."

loves it when you borrow his clothes. especially his hoodies. it just does something to him

tbh i feel like he could go for someone with either a more edgier look ( think avril lavigne or bill kaulitz) or someone with the girly 2000s look ( think britney spears or any of the playboy bunny girls )

once you guys have an established relationship he'll spend all his time with you! at first he wasn't sure if it was ok but now that he knows you really like him he's so happy!

i don't think he's big on pda i think hand holding is as far as hell go but i don't think he minds if you kiss him on the cheek

but once you guys are alone omg

cant keep his hands off you!

he's either super horny or super cuddly no in between

you and him always get stuck babysitting jamie and he'll be doing the most normal thing like putting jamie's shoe on or feeding him and youre just stuck staring at him bc he looks so cute!

dates usually consist of movie marathons, him cooking something for you guys, concerts, theater trips, or something really spontaneous like taking a trip to another city just bc you guys were bored.

walks you to all of your classes <3

malcom n dewey really like you and think you keep reese sane

ties your shoes

if you guys have a class together he's always doodling in your notebook whether it's something cute or raunchy

i think he struggles with self image so he needs a lot of reassurance

if you have pets he somehow has an immediate bond with them. they just love him!

he try's really hard to remember things you like for future gifts/dates

i feel like he gives oddly specific compliments, but he has good intentions

"you smell like a slutty fairy"

"is that supposed to be a good thing?"

"duh."

the same way he secretly loves watching soap operas with his mom, is the same way he loves watching all of your shows. like the oc, dawsons creek, whatever you're into!

he would give the best and most thoughtful homemade gifts. tb to when he gave lois little jars of jam! he'd probally do something similar but according to your taste <3

gets jealous easily

it's hot/ cute tho

memorized all your favorite pastries/baked goods n makes them for you when he's feeling nice/ as an apology if he messes up

#reese wilkerson x reader #reese wilkerson #malcolm wilkerson x reader #malcolm wilkerson #mitm x reader #mitm #francis wilkerson x reader #francis wilkerson #2000s aesthetic #2000s blog #fanfic #2000s #headcanon #lois wilkerson #hal wilkerson #dewey wilkerson #mitm headcanon #malcolm in the middle

[agaypanic]

Hi! Congratulations on graduating! I have a request for a Francis x reader (Malcom in the middle). I just started watching the show and I'm like in love with him. Anyways could you write about how while Francis is away his family gets new neighbors, and the reader is the daughter of the neighbors. She's really smart and shy. Malcom develops a huge crush on the reader and tells Francis all about it once he returns from military school. Francis starts teasing Malcom thinking the reader is malcoms age, however Lois invites the neighbors over for dinner to properly introduce each other. When they come over Francis is completely ready to tease his younger brother and his little crush however when the reader walks in and she's not who expected he's starstruck!And he ends up completely speechless the whole dinner having to watch Malcom awfully flirt with who he thinks is the love of his life.i can't decide how I want it to end sooo... But maybe he ends up pulling the reader aside flirting with her watching her get all flustered and then the reader admitted he's cute while being all reed in the face! I just want a cute fluffy happy ending!!😭😭

The Boy Next Door's Brother (Francis Wilkerson X Reader)

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Summary: All Francis hears from Malcolm these days is how cute the new neighbor girl is. Imagine his surprise when he comes home for the weekend to find that the neighbor girl is his age and Malcolm is still trying to impress her.

A/N: M/n means mom’s name and D/n means dad’s name

***

Francis loved his brother. He really did. They had a deep bond created through the traumatic experience of having an insane mother. Nothing could ever break that.

But he was getting sick and tired of Malcolm’s phone calls. Every time without fail, he found a way to bring up their new neighbor. Despite how much Malcolm talked about her, Francis didn’t really know much. Just that her name was Y/n, she had moved there about a month ago, and she was really nice.

Francis would be coming home from military school for the weekend, and he was slightly dreading it. Not just because he’d have to deal with his overbearing mother. If he was annoyed with Malcolm and his infatuation with the neighbor girl while thousands of miles away, imagine how he’d be while living in the same house.

After a long flight, Hal picked Francis up from the airport, and soon enough, they were home. Francis now felt relieved because he could lounge around for the weekend and not worry about homework or ways that Commandant Spangler would be out to get him. His brothers were absolutely ecstatic to see him, pushing each other to get to him first. Although he wanted to rest, Francis was happy to see his little brothers as well.

“Hey, Francis!” His mom yelled from the kitchen, scrubbing dishes. “How was your flight?”

“It was fine.” He responded, tossing his travel bag on the couch. “What’s for dinner?”

“Spaghetti and meatballs. Oh! I forgot to tell you, but we’re having the new neighbors over for dinner tonight. They finally got settled into the house, and we need them on our side before anyone else in the neighborhood tries to poison them against us.”

“Ah yes, normal neighbor activities.”

Francis was suddenly excited. Even though Malcolm going on and on about Y/n annoyed him, he was curious to see the girl that Malcolm wouldn’t shut up about. 

“So, Malcolm, heard your girlfriend’s coming over,” Francis smirked as he teased his brother. Malcolm started to blush, the redness reaching his ears.

“She’s not my girlfriend.” He muttered.

“Are you sure?” Francis asked. “The way you talk about her, I thought you guys were getting married.”

“Shut up!” Malcolm whined, but there was a shy smile on his face.

***

A few hours later, it was dinnertime. While Lois served up dinner, Francis heard a knock on the door. Malcolm raced to the door but was beaten to it by his brother.

“Francis, come on!”

“No, I wanna see the girl you keep talking about.” He pushed his little brother away and opened the door. A couple stood on the doorstep with shy but pleasant smiles.

“Hi there!” The man spoke. “I’m D/n, this is my wife M/n, and our daughter Y/n should be coming soon. She’s finishing up her homework.”

“Nice to meet you guys. I’m Francis, the oldest. Come on in.” He allowed the couple inside, and they went to the kitchen to greet the family. He was about to close the door behind him when he heard a shout.

“Wait!” He stuck his head out the door and saw a girl running across her yard to get to the door. “Don’t close the door, please!”

Francis opened it wider for the girl. When she was closer to his view, he couldn’t help but be amazed by the sight in front of him. All this time, Francis thought that Y/n was Malcolm’s age. But as it turns out, she seemed more around his age. They’d probably be in the same grade if they were in school together. Reaching the front step, he was even more taken aback by how pretty she was.

“Hi.” She said, slightly out of breath. “I’m Y/n.”

“I’m Francis.” He had to push his way through the response. “I’m the oldest brother.”

“Really?” Y/n asked as he let her into the house. “I’ve never seen you before.”

“I, uh, I go to military school in Alabama.”

“Wow, you must’ve come a long way then!”

“Hey, Y/n.” Francis suddenly became annoyed again. Malcolm was leaning against the wall with a sly smile, staring up at the girl. She grinned.

“Hey, Malcolm! How have you been?” They started their own conversation, leaving Francis alone with his thoughts as they walked to the table. Shaking his head to refocus, Francis followed after them.

Francis felt both blessed and cursed. He was seated next to Y/n, but Malcolm was on the other side of her. He constantly tried to flirt with her, and Francis didn’t know whether to laugh or cringe. Luckily, Y/n started talking to Francis halfway through the dinner, seemingly very interested in his life. Much to Malcolm’s annoyance, their conversation lasted way past dinner, branching off into different topics of interest.

“He might kill me for telling you this.” Francis started, picking at a loose wood chip on the picnic table in his parent’s backyard. “But Malcolm talks to me about you all the time.”

“Aw, that’s so sweet.” Y/n smiled.

“Yeah, but I didn’t expect you to be my age. I totally thought you were a middle schooler, the way he kept talking about you.” She started laughing, and it felt so contagious that Francis couldn’t help but laugh along with her.

“Malcolm’s such a sweetheart. He’s like a little brother if I’m being honest.” If only Malcolm knew that. 

“You know, I also didn’t expect you to be so pretty.” Francis felt bold for flirting with a girl he had just met and that his brother had a crush on. But he just couldn’t help it. Maybe it was the crazy hormones his dad told him about when giving him the talk, but Francis felt like he was having a real connection with this girl.

Y/n tried to cover up her flushed cheeks and giddy smile, but it was useless.

“I can’t believe Malcolm never told me he had an older brother.” Building up courage, she started tracing shapes on the table and fiddling with her hair. “Although, even if he did, I wouldn’t have guessed that you would be this cute.” 

The two teens grinned shyly at each other. The rest of the night was filled with more conversations and flirtations. They talked so long that by the time Y/n said she should probably go home, her parents were already gone, and the Wilkerson family had all dispersed to do their own things.

“You didn’t have to walk me back. I mean, after all, I’m right next door.” Y/n said as she reached her front door, turning to Francis. He shrugged.

“Yeah, I know. But I like talking to you.” She grinned, and he took a deep breath, preparing to make his move. “So, look, I’m leaving tomorrow afternoon. And I’d rather hear about you and your day from you instead of my brother, so… I was wondering if I could have your number?” He didn’t know why he was so nervous. But all nerves were put at ease when Y/n’s smile widened.

“Of course! Let me grab a marker.” Y/n opened the front door and sifted through the junk drawer in the stand next to it. She pulled out a sharpie and grabbed Francis’ wrist. They both blushed at the contact. “Call me anytime.” She capped the marker, looking at him.

“Definitely.” Deciding to make another move, Francis leaned forward and kissed her cheek, backing away immediately after in slight fear of an opposing reaction. “Good night, Y/n.”

“Good night, Francis.” She quickly kissed his cheek in return before making her way inside, closing the door behind her. Francis went home with some lip gloss residue on his cheek and a smile plastered on his lips. He quietly opened and closed the door, reminiscent of how he would when he still lived at home and would sneak in and out after curfew.

Francis got ready for bed and walked to his bed, which was the couch that sat in front of the TV. He was surprised to see Malcolm standing there waiting for him, arms crossed with a scowl.

“I can’t believe you would mess with my game like that, Francis!” He scolded. Francis laughed, messing with his brother’s hair and pushing him away from his makeshift bed.

“You don’t have any game for me to mess with, little brother.” He laid down on the couch, stretching his limbs. “Now go away.”

#francis wilkerson x reader #francis wilkerson #malcolm in the middle x reader #malcolm in the middle #agaypanic

[fbfh]

Would you be willing to write more about loser obsessive boyfriend francis wilkerson? There is almost nothing on him. It's so sad.

I love how you've written him <3

YES ALWAYS ABSOLUTELY. I fucking love an obsessive loser boyfriend. Francis will do just about anything to win you over, even after you're already dating. Yk those walk him like a dog edits on tiktok?? Yeah you always have Francis trailing after you like that. He thinks about you constantly, and if it’s physically possible he's going to be right with you. He's so clingy and devoted, he literally worships the ground you walk on. Lois knows if she tells Francis to stop calling you so much and sneaking out to climb through your bedroom window, it will only encourage him. She often results to disconnecting their phone and putting bars over his windows. Lois knew he was down bad for you so she expected to have to do something like that, but it only really dawned on her how much he likes you when she saw him trying to train a pigeon to send you one of many, many love letters he's written for you. You stop by the next day to take the boys to school like usual, and you see Reese and Malcolm chasing pigeons around the kitchen while Dewey screams and Francis yells at them not to rip the love letters he wrote for you (which are currently hanging off the pigeons feet). Lois knows if anything is going to scare you off, it's this. But you just laugh. You laugh and open the windows and pop out the screens so the birds can fly out. You get the boys their bags and lunches, say good morning to Lois and Hal, and take them to school. Lois realizes right then what a good fit you are, not just for Francis, but for their whole family. If you ever have a chance of marrying into their family (which knowing Francis, he's probably already trying to figure out your ring size) you need to be equipped to handle the chaos that comes along with it. And... you are. She has no idea how you manage to handle it so well, but you do. So now, along with keeping her sons alive and out of jail and making sure they all eventually graduate high school, she adds making sure you stay a part of their family to her priority list.

#drabbles #francis wilkerson drabbles #francis wilkerson x reader #francis wilkerson #malcolm in the middle drabbles #malcolm in the middle x reader #malcolm in the middle #obsessive loser boyfriend francis #not even an au tbh #but yeah lois is your number 1 shipper

[shadowisbored]

The umbrella academy to Malcom in the middle pipeline is real people I'm telling you

#the umbrella academy #five hargreeves #tua #umbrella academy #number five #malcom in the middle #francis wilkerson #francis wilkerson x reader #mitm #mitm brainrot #tua shitpost #shitpost

[asimpwithfreetime]

Imagine… Francis Wilkerson meeting you for the first time while being home alone.

Reader and Francis are both 17 for this fic.

Based on the ep 5 season 2

Warnings: none, just fluff

Reader’s POV

“Okay… I gotta water the gardenias… look if the electricity works…” I started saying aloud the list of things Lois told me to do. She had asked me the neighbor favor of taking care of her house while she was out.

I opened the door with the key she left me. I started moving around the house to locate my different chores. I heard sound coming from the boys room.

“Is someone in?” I thought to myself “Is it a burglar?” I felt a shiver go down my spine.

I went to the door and turned the knob slowly, I opened the door, finding a boy sleeping on the bed. I screamed, he woke up and started screaming too.

“WHO ARE YOU?” We screeched at the same time. “I am the neighbor / I am Lois’s son!” We were talking at the same time.

“Wait, wait, wait” I put my hands up, stoping both of us. “One a at time” I said, he smiled.

“You can go first” he said, a sweet smile on his lips. “Oh, okay” I said, smiling shyly “I am the next door neighbor and Lois asked me to take care of some of the plants and stuff in the house for her” I explained.

He smiled. “And your name, sweetheart?” He asked. I blushed.

“I.. I’m Y/n” I said. “Now is your time to explain” I said.

“Well, I am Francis. I am Lois’s eldest son” he said, sitting up straight “I escaped militar school for this weekend to get away”. He said, smirking mischievously.

I smiled. “Nice to meet ya!” I said. “We are going to have a great time this weekend”.

“Yeah, I think so too” he smiled at me looking in my eyes.

#malcolm in the middle #francis wilkerson #Malcolm in the middle fanfic #Francis Wilkerson x reader #Francis Wilkerson imagine

[xlomimi]

Shy Girl. Capítulo 29: I Can See You

¡Hola! voy a publicar el capítulo de mi fanfic sin censura. Tuve que censurarlo por las nuevas políticas de Wattpad. Espero que les guste <3

ミ★ '𝘊𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘢𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘯' 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘮𝘦 

𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘐 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘶𝘱 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘮𝘦★彡

—Reg... —susurró Reese para comprobar si su novia seguía despierta.

Luego de fallida fiesta en casa de Carly, Hal los había enviado a dormir. Una hora más tarde, Reese se encontraba recostado en su cama con la cabeza de su novia en su pecho mientras Malcolm y Dewey dormían en la cama de dos plazas junto a ellos.

Al oírlo llamarla, Regina movió la cabeza del pecho de Reese para colocarla en la almohada, lo que le permitió conectar sus ojos con los suyos.

—¿Qué pasa? —susurró Regina con algo de cansancio.

—Estaba pensando en lo que dijiste... —dijo Reese misteriosamente.

—¿Qué dije? —murmuró Regina, cerrando los ojos con demasiado sueño como para recordar cualquier cosa.

—Que también quieres que lleguemos hasta el final —le recordó Reese con una sonrisa, llevando su mano a su mejilla para acariciarla.

—¿Qué hay con eso? —preguntó Regina sonriendo con los ojos cerrados al sentir la caricia de Reese.

—Bueno... estamos en una cama... —insinuó Reese. Sorprendida, Regina volvió a abrir los ojos para encontrarse con la sonrisa traviesa de su novio.

—No vamos a hacer eso ahora —susurró escandalizada. Al instante, Reese quitó la mano de su mejilla y la miró como si le hubiera mentido.

—Dijiste que no me detendrías si lo intentaba —respondió Reese en otro susurro.

—Pero en la situación adecuada, no en la habitación con tus hermanos en la cama de al lado —replicó Regina mirándolo como si estuviera loco. —Duérmete —susurró volviendo a cerrar los ojos. 

—¿Cuándo es la situación adecuada? —preguntó Reese con impaciencia, ignorando su pedido.

—No lo sé... —murmuró Regina abriendo los ojos con un pequeño bostezo. —Mañana mis padres no estarán en casa...

—Tus padres nunca están en casa en la tarde —respondió Reese sin ver la novedad. 

—Sí, pero siempre tengo que cuidar a Alec. Mañana tiene práctica de futbol, así que... —dijo Regina esperando que él complete la frase.

—Tendremos la casa solo para nosotros —comprendió Reese con una sonrisa de emoción. —Pero, ¿Tenemos que esperar hasta mañana? —preguntó Reese con tono de queja. —No voy a poder dormir pensando en eso —agregó mirándola con cara de perrito mojado. Luego de un momento en el analizó la expresión de su rostro, Regina suspiró.

—Ten —murmuró Regina finalmente, tomando una de sus manos y pasándola por debajo de la remera que Reese le había prestado para dormir para colocarla sobre uno de sus pechos. Al tocarlo, el rostro de Reese se iluminó. —Diviértete con eso —dijo volviendo a cerrar los ojos con la intención de continuar durmiendo.

Sonriendo como un niño con un nuevo juguete, Reese acomodó la palma de su mano de modo que cubriera el pecho izquierdo de Regina por completo. Al inicio se conformó con mantenerla allí, observándola tratar de dormir. Luego, comenzó a acariciarlo con el pulgar en círculos, sonriendo aún más al verla amagar una sonrisa sin dientes varias veces por la sensación que le provocaba. Eventualmente, decidió que era momento de estrujar suavemente su pecho. Fascinado por la sensación, Reese rio tontamente y repitió la acción riendo luego de cada pequeño apretón. 

Sin poder dormir al oír su risa, Regina abrió los ojos y lo observó reír con una sonrisa de diversión. —¿Qué es tan gracioso? —preguntó. 

—Es muy suave, es divertido tocarlo —explicó Reese en un susurro, riendo tontamente sin dejar de masajear su pecho, lo que la hizo reír también. 

—Lo sé —respondió Regina susurrando entre risas. —A veces lo hago también—admitió.

—No te preocupes, yo lo haré por ti —susurró Reese guiñándole un ojo con una media sonrisa, por lo que Regina tuvo que taparse la boca para no despertar a Malcolm y Dewey con su risa. —¿Puedo? —preguntó posando su mano libre en el borde de su remera mientras continuaba masajeando su pecho con la otra.

—Sí —accedió Regina, permitiendo que Reese pase su mano por debajo de su camiseta. Sin quitar una mano de su pecho izquierdo, emprendió un camino lento con la otra deslizando sus dedos desde su muslo hacia su seno derecho. Regina se estremeció al sentir las caricias de Reese subiendo lentamente. —Reese... —murmuró. Tal vez no había sido tan buena idea dejar que Reese juegue con sus pechos si quería dormir. 

—¿Si? —preguntó Reese con una sonrisa burlona al verla estremecerse al tacto, deteniendo su mano en su abdomen para dibujar círculos con su dedo índice a la vez que hacía lo mismo con su otra mano en su pecho. 

—Deja eso para mañana —susurro Regina con una sonrisa de disculpa, colocando su mano sobre la de él para detener las caricias en su abdomen. 

—Está bien, si es lo que quieres me detendré —respondió Reese riendo, dejando su mano reposar sobre su abdomen. —¿Pero puedo seguir haciendo esto? —preguntó apretando suavemente su pecho con la otra mano, volviendo a reír tontamente al hacerlo. Contagiada por su risa, Regina trató de responder que sí podía si la dejaba dormir, pero ambos se quedaron helados al oír una voz en medio de la penumbra.

—¿Quieren dejar de reírse? —escucharon a Malcolm quejarse en un susurro para no despertar a Dewey. Rápidamente Reese quitó ambas manos de debajo de su remera y se giró con cara de pánico hacia su hermano apoyándose sobre su codo, mientras Regina se escondía detrás de su espalda entre las sábanas sintiendo sus mejillas arder. —Son las... —continuó quejándose Malcolm, sentándose contra el respaldo de su cama y echándole un vistazo al reloj. —...dos de la madrugada, duerman y dejen dormir. 

—¿Qué escuchaste? —preguntó Reese alarmado, ignorando todas las quejas de Malcolm. 

—Solo me despertaron con sus risas, no oí más n... —explicó exasperado, pero se interrumpió abruptamente al percatarse de la expresión de preocupación de su hermano y la timidez repentina de Regina. —¿Por qué? —preguntó Malcolm con los ojos muy abiertos. 

—Por nada —respondieron rápidamente Reese y Regina. 

—Voy a dormir, estoy muy cansado... —agregó Reese, levantando un poco la espalda para volver a acomodarse junto a Regina bajo la mirada perpleja de Malcolm. —Buenas noches —concluyó la conversación dándole la espalda a su hermano y pasando sus manos por la cintura de Regina para dormir por fin. 

Aún sorprendido, Malcolm volvió a recostarse mirando hacia el techo. Retorciendo las sábanas entre sus puños, no podía dejar de pensar en lo que acababa de ocurrir. —Ellos no estaban... —trató de hablar con el lector para eliminar la extraña presión que sentía en el pecho. —No creo que ellos... —murmuró, pero volvió a dejar la frase en el aire. —¿Saben qué? No me importa —dijo finalmente en un intento por quitarle importancia, volviendo a recostarse de lado para dormir. 

•••

—No te limpies las manos en tu remera —reprendió Regina a Reese durante el desayuno, levantándose de su asiento para mojar una servilleta y limpiar la mancha de jarabe de su camiseta. Apenas se dio la vuelta, Reese volvió a hacerlo observando de reojo que no lo notara. 

—Hazle caso a Regina, hijo —dijo Hal, mientras Regina se paraba junto a Malcolm, que buscaba jugo en la heladera, para mojar la servilleta en la pileta de la cocina. —Siempre tienes que usar una servilleta —dijo asintiendo con la cabeza mientras se limpiaba los dedos en la servilleta que llevaba colgada en el cuello de su camisa para no mancharse. 

Girando nuevamente con la servilleta mojada, Regina observó asqueada como Malcolm bebía jugo del pico de la botella para luego pasárselo a Reese, que prácticamente eructó sobre la botella antes de pasársela a Dewey. 

—¿Puedo usar un vaso? —preguntó Dewey igual de asqueado que Regina, sin aceptar el jugo. 

—No, nada que requiera lavarse —respondió Hal con seriedad. 

Entre tanto, Regina volvió a sentarse entre Reese y Dewey para poder frotar la servilleta humedecida sobre la mancha de jarabe en la remera de Reese. Al ver que había una mancha que no estaba antes de que se levantara, Regina lo miró con fastidio, pero él fingió no notarlo. 

—¿Quieres jugo, linda? —preguntó Reese ofreciéndole la botella de jugo. 

—Mmm... no, gracias —respondió Regina arrugando la nariz con asco mientras continuaba limpiando su camiseta. 

—¿Por qué te da asco? Compartimos saliva todo el tiempo —la cuestionó Reese, insistiendo en entregarle la botella de jugo. 

—Pero no comparte saliva conmigo —replicó Malcolm, sentado frente a ellos. 

—Le eructaste al pico de la botella —replicó Regina a la vez, dejando la servilleta a un lado al ver que la mancha ya no estaba. Al levantar la vista se percató de que Reese se acercaba a ella peligrosamente con una sonrisa de picardía. —¡Que ni se te ocurra! —exclamó asqueada, posando una mano en su mejilla para alejarlo de su rostro. Estaba segura de que pretendía eructar cerca de ella. 

 —Basta, niños —los reprendió Hal, quitándose la servilleta del cuello de la camisa para limpiarse las manos. —Limpiemos la mesa —propuso tirando la servilleta sobre  la mesa con todos los platos descartables. 

Al instante, Dewey y Reese se levantaron para buscar una bolsa de basura de un cajón de la cocina, mientras que Hal y Malcolm comenzaron a juntar los platos descartables. Sin conocer la nueva dinámica, Regina se levantó de su asiento para facilitarles el paso, viendo como Reese y Dewey sostenían la bolsa abierta para que Malcolm y Hal pudieran tirar allí todo lo que usaron. Cuando terminaron, Regina se acercó a los chicos para quitar todas las migas de la mesa, limpiándola realmente. 

—Ah, hablé con su madre anoche —comentó Hal abriendo la heladera mientras ellos terminaban de limpiar la mesa. — A todos los extraña mucho y volverá pronto —dijo con una sonrisa. Al oírlo, sus tres hijos voltearon a verlo con expresiones de pánico, por lo que Regina contuvo una carcajada. 

—¿Cuándo? —preguntó Reese alarmado. 

—Unas semanas —aclaró Hal, por lo que sus hijos suspiraron aliviados mientras Regina se reía de ellos. Sonriendo más relajado, Reese tomó la mano de Regina con la intensión de caminar juntos a la escuela. —¡Ah, Reese! —exclamó Hal, haciendo que se detengan para voltear a verlo con Malcolm junto a ellos. —Quiere que limpies las hojas del techo de la cochera cuando regreses de la escuela. 

—¡¿Qué?! —exclamó Reese abriendo mucho los ojos, a la vez que Regina juntaba las cejas y tiraba la cabeza levemente hacia atrás. —¡Pero hoy es el único día que los padres de Reg no están en casa al mismo tiempo que Alec! —replicó Reese. Sintiendo que sus mejillas enrojecer por la vergüenza, Regina apretó su mano levemente para llamar su atención. Al conseguir conectar sus ojos con los suyos, le lanzó una mirada de pánico para que notara lo que acababa de decir. —N-no podremos hacer la tarea —agregó Reese girándose nuevamente hacia su padre en un intento por arreglarlo, pero hasta Dewey lo miraba con incredulidad. 

 —Reese, tu madre... —comenzó a sermonearlo Hal, haciendo la vista gorda ante lo evidente, pero fue interrumpido por las quejas de Reese. 

—¡Esto no es justo! —gritó Reese. —¡Mamá no puede controlarnos si ni siquiera está aquí! 

—Nadie está siendo "controlado" por tu madre —dijo Hal levantando las manos como si lo que acabara de oír fuera una ridiculez. —Por ejemplo, yo invité a un viejo amigo esta noche y aunque no le diremos nada a su madre, ¡No significa que nos controle! —aclaró Hal riendo nerviosamente. —Repito, su madre jamás debe saber esto y eso te incluye, Reg —dijo Hal con tono de advertencia. —Y a ustedes les caerá muy bien Larry, éramos inseparables en la preparatoria. Pero en serio, su madre no debe averiguar que estuvo en la casa —repitió con más enojo. 

Sin responder, Reese abandonó la cocina con fastidio tirando de la mano de Regina a su paso. Aún desconcertada y avergonzada porque Reese prácticamente había gritado frente a la mitad de su familia que pretendían intimar esa tarde, ella dejó que la arrastre con él sin protestar con Malcolm a unos pasos por detrás.

Los tres salieron de la casa y caminaron en silencio por lo menos tres cuadras. Reese estaba demasiado irritado como para hablar. Había fantaseado con mantener relaciones sexuales con Regina desde antes de que iniciaran su noviazgo y su madre se las arreglaba para arruinarlo aún a la distancia. Caminando de la mano con él, Regina mantenía la vista fija en el piso mientras se carcomía internamente por la vergüenza que sentía. En cambio, Malcolm los observaba con diversión.

—Reg, pareces un tomate —se burló Malcolm, ganándose una mala mirada de la pareja.

—Cállate, Malcolm —dijeron ambos entre dientes.

•••

—Hola, tomatito —se burló Madison al ver a Regina entrar en la clase de Literatura junto a Reese con las mejillas coloradas.

—Cierra el pico, North —dijo Reese caminando hacia ella con enojo. Sabía que Regina empeoraría si seguían mencionándolo, solo quería que estuviera bien e iba a pelear con cualquiera que se lo impidiera. Pero Regina lo tomó de la muñeca para detenerlo.

—Está bien, amor, es un chiste —sonriendo levemente para que no le diera tanta importancia.

—Sí, Puercoespín, no saques las púas —se burló Madison para hacerlo enojar más, por lo que Regina le lanzó una mirada de fastidio.

—No ayudas, Maddie —se quejó Regina, empujando a Reese hacia el fondo del aula para que se siente en su lugar, muy alejado de Madison. —Volveré contigo en un momento —dijo besando su mejilla al llegar junto a sus asientos. —¿Si? 

—Está bien... —respondió Reese a regañadientes, sentándose en su banco escolar. Seguía de muy mal humor luego del pedido de su madre, así que simplemente se quedó mirando hacia la ventana con el ceño fruncido mientras su novia se alejaba de él.

—¿Qué le pasa al Puercoespín? —preguntó Madison cuando Regina se sentó provisoriamente en el asiento detrás de ella. —No discutíamos desde esa vez que te tiró del cabello.

—Está enojado porque no podremos vernos en la tarde, su mamá le pidió que limpie el techo de la cochera —explicó Regina haciendo una mueca.

—¿Eso es todo? —preguntó Madison, inconforme con la respuesta. —Ayúdalo a limpiar, problema resuelto.

—Es que íbamos a ir a casa... —trató de que entendiera sin dar muchos detalles, pero Madison seguía mirándola como si ella y Reese hicieran un drama por nada.

—¿Y? Cambien el plan —respondió Madison como si fuera obvio.

—No estás entendiendo —dijo Regina negando con la cabeza suavemente antes de inclinarse hacia ella. Intrigada, Madison imitó la acción. —Mis padres y Alec no estarán en casa esta tarde, así que queríamos... —explicó bajando el tono de voz, pero dejó la frase en el aire asumiendo que su amiga entendería.

Al ver que el rubor volvía a aparecer en las mejillas de Regina, Madison la miró boquiabierta, acababa de comprender la situación. —¡Ah! ¡Hubieras empezado por ahí! —exclamó Maddie, riendo por lo mucho que le costaba a Regina hablar de eso. —O sea que les arruinaron el primer se...—comenzó a decir en un tono demasiado alto a criterio de Regina, por lo que la interrumpió rápidamente.

—¡Shhhh! —exclamó Regina moviendo sus manos delante de ella para que guardara silencio. Madison volvió a reír. —No quiero que todo el mundo se entere —susurró escandalizada, haciéndola reír aún más.

—¿De qué? —preguntó Carly, sentándose en su lugar habitual al entrar al aula, justo al lado del asiento que ocupaba Regina en ese momento. 

—Luego te cuento —respondió Regina sin querer hacer tanto escándalo al respecto allí, pero ya era tarde. 

—Reg y el Puercoespín quieren hacer ñiqui ñiqui —respondió Madison a la vez bajando el tono de voz para no se molestara, pero aún así recibió una mala mirada de Regina. —¿Qué? 

—¿Tienes que decirlo así? —murmuró Regina jugando con el anillo de su mano sintiendo cada vez más calor en sus mejillas. Entre tanto, Carly soltó un suspiro de sorpresa y cubrió su boca para evitar gritar de emoción. 

—¡Yo lo predije! —exclamó alegremente Carly, por lo que Regina y Madison la observaron confundidas. —Cuando Reese trataba de llamar tu atención tirando de tu cabello el año pasado. ¡Yo lo dije! ¡Sabía que cuando fueran novios no te quejarías cuando tirara de tu cabello! 

—¿De qué estás hablando? Nadie dijo nada de eso —replicó Regina extrañada. —Ni siquiera lo hicimos aún, mucho menos tiró de mi cabello —agregó bajando el tono de voz nuevamente. 

—Aún no, pero cuando lo haga, te gustará —respondió Carly guiñándole un ojo. 

—Pero si tú no lo has hecho, no lo sabes —respondió Regina dejando salir una pequeña sonrisa.

—Pero yo sí y sí, te gustará —dijo Madison riendo al final.

—¿Anthony te...? No, espera, no quiero saberlo —dijo Regina arrugando la nariz y negando levemente con la cabeza, haciendo reír a sus amigas.

•••

—Pimpón es un muñeco muy ¡Au! —gritó Dewey cuando otra piedra cayó sobre su pie. Mientras era obligado a cantar y bailar vergonzosamente, Reese le lanzaba piedras a su hermanito con una resortera gracias a la falta de supervisión paterna. —... muy guapo y de cartón ¡Au! —continuó cantando, pero otra piedra impactó contra sus pies. —...se lava la ¡Au! ...la carita con ¡Au! ...con agua y con... —esta vez fue interrumpido por el sonido del teléfono sonando.

—Te toca —dijo Reese para que respondiera mientras él colocaba una piedra sobre la resortera.

—¿Hola? —dijo Dewey al responder el teléfono, pero su expresión se tornó preocupada al levantar la vista. Frente a él, Reese apuntaba con la resortera directo en su cara.

—¡Hola, Dewey! —dijo alegremente Regina del otro lado del teléfono. —Podrías decirle a Re...

—¡Mamá! —gritó Dewey, interrumpiendo a Regina. Al instante, Reese escondió la resortera detrás de su espalda, asustado como si su madre pudiera percibir a distancia lo que le hacía a su hermano.

—¿Me acabas de llamar "mamá"? —preguntó Regina confundida en el teléfono.

—Estamos bien. —dijo Dewey, fingiendo hablar con su madre ante la mirada preocupada de Reese. 

—¿Qué? —preguntó Regina cada vez más confundida. 

—Sí, le preguntaré —continuó fingiendo Dewey —Mamá quiere saber si ya barriste la cochera —preguntó a Reese. 

—¡¿Me canceló por eso y no lo está haciendo?! —exclamó Regina indignada. 

—¡Ya voy! —escuchó gritar a Reese del otro lado del teléfono mientras Dewey sonreía complacido, acababa de encontrar la forma de defenderse de su hermano mayor. 

—¿Quieres decirme qué ocurre? —preguntó Regina a Dewey asumiendo que su novio había corrido a limpiar las hojas del techo de la cochera. 

—Mamá no está y papá trabaja. La casa es una anarquía y soy el eslabón más débil, tengo que defenderme —respondió Dewey, observando a Reese salir corriendo de la casa para ir a la cochera. 

—Entiendo... —dijo Regina con un pequeño suspiro. —¿Qué te hizo Reese? 

—Me lanzó piedras con una resortera —explicó Dewey entre dientes.

—¡¿Qué?! —exclamó Regina entre sorprendida y enojada. —Lo voy a matar —murmuró para sí misma. Al oírla, Dewey abrió mucho los ojos asustado.

—¡No le digas nada! —dijo Dewey desesperado.

—¿No quieres que le diga que no te haga daño? —preguntó Regina sorprendida, eso no se lo esperaba.

—Si le dices sabrá que tú llamaste y perderé la única forma que tengo de defenderme. Por favor no le digas —insistió Dewey con tono de súplica. Regina lo pensó por un momento, pero finalmente cedió. 

—Está bien, no te mencionaré. Dile que llamé luego de tu mamá y que iré en dos horas —pidió Regina

—¡Gracias, Reg! —dijo Dewey alegremente antes de colgar.

•••

—No olvides limpiar las hojas de mi techo sin importar los planes que tengas con tu novia porque soy una vieja mala —se quejaba Reese dos horas más tarde sentado en su cama, imitando a su madre con enojo mientras Regina limpiaba la herida de su codo conteniendo una pequeña risa. Acostado en su propia cama, Dewey observaba a Reese con una sonrisa regodeándose de su sufrimiento discretamente. —¿Qué importa si está mojado y resbaloso? El techo tiene que estar limpio porque soy mala... 

—Reese, te resbalaste por pelear con un gato —dijo Regina sin poder evitar reír, ganándose una muy mala mirada de su novio. 

—¿Te burlas de mí? —preguntó Reese alzando una ceja con una media sonrisa. 

—¿Yo? ¡Jamás! —exclamó Regina fingiendo inocencia justo en el momento en el que oyeron el sonido del teléfono proveniente de la cocina. —Solo te estoy cuidando... —agregó levantando el codo de Reese y dejando un besito suave sobre la curita que le acababa de poner, para luego dedicarle una sonrisa de inocencia.  

—¡Yo contesto! —gritó Dewey antes de salir corriendo hacia la cocina, entrecerrando la puerta a su paso. Apenas cruzó la puerta, Reese inclinó levemente su cuello para comprobar que Dewey no estuviera cerca. Luego de comprobarlo, tomó una de las piernas de Regina para atraerla más hacia él y la colocó sobre su regazo mientras que la otra se mantenía detrás de su espalda, por lo que sus piernas rodeaban la cadera de Reese.  

—No... yo sí creo que te burlas de mí —dijo Reese con tono divertido, deslizando su mano derecha por la pierna de Regina que mantenía en su regazo desde la rodilla hasta el muslo.  

—Mmm... no sé qué te hace pensar eso... —respondió Regina juguetonamente, pasando sus brazos alrededor de su cuello y cruzando sus piernas alrededor de su cadera. —Simplemente mencioné que el gatito parecía el chico malo entre los dos —agregó manteniendo su tono inocente, pero con una sonrisa burlona en su rostro. 

—Ah, ¿Eso crees? —preguntó Reese con una sonrisa traviesa, lo había tomado como un desafío. —Veremos si sigues pensando que el gato es más malo que yo luego de que haga esto —en un instante, Reese hundió su rostro en el cuello de Regina para comenzar un camino de besos hasta su clavícula mientras continuaba acariciando el muslo de su pierna derecha. Sabía que sentía muchas cosquillas en esa zona y había conseguido el efecto deseado. Sin poder evitarlo, ella rio a carcajadas al sentir los labios de Reese recorrer su cuello. 

En un intento por evitar que continúe torturándola, Regina posó las manos sobre sus hombros y trató de alejarse de él tirando la espalda hacia atrás, pero no fue suficiente. Debido a la fuerza que Reese aplicó para mantener los labios en su cuello, Regina cayó de espaldas en la cama riendo cada vez más fuerte con su novio sobre ella dejando suaves besitos en su cuello y dibujando círculos en su muslo izquierdo. 

Lentamente, Reese comenzó a llevar sus besos desde su cuello a su mandíbula, luego de su mandíbula a su mejilla y, finalmente, unió sus labios en un beso desesperado. Sin dudarlo, Regina correspondió el beso acercándolo más a ella por el cuello. En medio del beso, Reese deslizó su mano por su pierna hacia el borde de su blusa. Aún sobre la tela, Reese acarició su abdomen como pidiendo permiso en silencio para meter una mano debajo de su blusa, lo que la hizo volver a la realidad. Rápidamente, separó sus labios y colocó una mano sobre la de Reese, evitando que continuara su camino hacia sus senos.  

—¡Espera, espera! —dijo Regina bajando el tono de voz a pesar de que no había nadie en la habitación. Sin comprender por qué lo detenía, Reese alejó un poco su rostro del de Regina esperando su explicación. —Dewey volverá en cualquier momento... 

—¿Quieres que vayamos al armario? —preguntó Reese en broma, sonriendo burlonamente. Riendo, Regina le dio una pequeña palmadita en el hombro, lo que también lo hizo reír. Justo cuando Dewey entraba en la habitación, Reese se levantaba de encima de Regina para sentarse y le ofrecía una mano para que hiciera lo mismo. 

—Sí, mamá, aquí está Reese —dijo Dewey parándose en la puerta de la habitación con el teléfono en la oreja. Al oírlo mencionar a su madre, Reese volteó a verlo preocupado y se levantó de la cama apenas Regina estuvo sentada. —Sí, se lo diré. ¿De verdad tiene que desvelarse toda la noche? ¿No puede reparar mi bici mañana? —preguntó Dewey al teléfono. Comprendiendo lo que hacía, Regina miró al niño con el ceño fruncido. —Bueno, tienes razón. El sábado en la mañana es el mejor día para salir —respondió al teléfono. Derrotado, Reese  suspiró con fastidio antes de volver a girarse hacia Regina. 

—Lo siento, amor, tengo que reparar la bici de Dewey —murmuró Reese, haciendo una mueca de fastidio. 

—No es nada, entiendo —respondió Regina apretando los labios en una sonrisa sin dientes. —Voy a volver a casa, mis padres ya deben haber llegado —agregó, levantándose de la cama de su novio.

—Te acompaño —dijo Reese rápidamente. — Y prometo que iré a verte mañana por la tarde —agregó antes de colocar las manos en sus mejillas para volver a besar sus labios.

—Te estaré esperando entonces —respondió Regina con una sonrisa, dejando un último beso rápido en sus labios antes de separarse definitivamente.

Luego de mirarla embobado por unos segundos, Reese entrelazó sus manos para guiarla hacia la puerta con él. Antes de cruzar la puerta, Regina soltó su mano para darle a Dewey un abrazo de despedida mientras él la esperaba en el pasillo.

—Adiós, Dewey —dijo Regina, inclinándose para abrazar al niño que pasó sus brazos por detrás de su espalda en respuesta. —No dije nada porque lo merece por la resortera, pero no te pases con él —le advirtió en un susurro antes de soltarlo.

•••

—Gracias por acompañarme —dijo Regina con una sonrisa cuando estuvieron en la puerta de su casa, jugando con la mano de Reese.

—No iba a dejar que volvieras sola de noche —respondió Reese levantando sus manos unidas para dejar un besito en sus nudillos. Regina rió por el gesto y dejó un beso en su mejilla antes de soltar su mano para introducir la llave en la puerta. —Y mañana... —agregó Reese, posando una mano sobre la suya para evitar que girara la llave. —...podríamos terminar lo que empezamos —concluyó con picardía, por lo que Regina giró nuevamente hacia él sin soltar la llave.

—Claro, será muy divertido que mi mamá entre de golpe —respondió Regina irónicamente, sacándole una carcajada. —Creo que tendrá que ser el próximo viernes, cuando Alec vuelva a tener práctica de fútbol —dijo con una sonrisa de disculpa.

—¿El viernes? —dijo Reese como un quejido, quitando la mano para que pudiera hacer girar la llave. —¿No podemos encerrar a Alec en su cuarto el lunes hasta que lleguen tus padres? —preguntó tirando la cabeza hacia atrás. Regina rió creyendo que estaba bromeando, pero Reese hablaba muy en serio.

—No creo que se deje encerrar —respondió Regina riendo mientras giraba la llave por fin. —Aunque tal vez si tú lo convences... —dijo pensándolo mejor, sin llegar a abrir la puerta. Al oírla, a Reese se le iluminó el rostro.

—Cierto, soy su héroe. Me hará caso —dijo Reese con orgullo, haciéndola reír.

—Sí, lo eres —respondió Regina entre risas. —Y justamente por eso dudo que te haga caso —agregó abriendo la puerta por fin.

—No sé qué estás insinuando —respondió Reese, fingiendo no comprender con diversión mientras se acercaba a ella para recibir un beso de despedida. Regina volvió a reír y se acercó a él para rodear su cuello con las manos, de espaldas la puerta abierta de su casa, mientras Reese pasaba sus manos por su cintura. Poniéndose de puntitas de pie, Regina estaba a punto de cumplir su deseo cuando la voz de su madre detrás de ella la detuvo. 

—¿Necesitas otra cosa para tu operación? —escucharon preguntar a Caroline. Confundida, Regina volvió a estabilizar sus pies en el suelo y soltó el cuello de su novio para dar unos pasos dentro de la casa, ignorando el quejido de Reese al darle la espalda. Justo frente a la puerta, Caroline y Phineas bajaban las escaleras lentamente conversando con la vista fija en los escalones, por lo que no notaron a su hija y su novio en la entrada. 

—Mmm... creo que debo comer helado —respondió Phineas pisando el segundo escalón, lo que hizo su esposa se detuviera un escalón por debajo de él para observarlo confundida. Entre tanto, Regina escuchaba desde la puerta sin entender de qué operación hablaban con Reese tratando de llamar su atención. 

—En realidad no creo que se coma helado para... —comenzó a decir Caroline arrugando la nariz, pero Phineas la interrumpió. 

—Perdón, ¿Es una vasecto-tuya o una vasecto-mía? —preguntó Phineas posando una mano en su hombro e inclinando la cabeza. Desde la puerta, tanto Reese como Regina abrieron los ojos sorprendidos. 

—...iré a pedir helado —respondió Caroline luego de un pequeño momento de silencio, a lo que Phineas sonrió complacido. 

—¿Papá va a hacerse una vasectomía? —preguntó Regina sorprendida, logrando que sus padres levanten la vista hacia ellos.

—¿Le van a cortar su...? —preguntó Reese con expresión de horror, dejando la frase a la mitad. 

—Ay por dios, mira la cara de horror del chico —susurró Phineas a su esposa, el terror que le generaba la operación comenzaba a reaparecer. A su lado, Caroline trataba de calmarlo haciéndole señas para que respire profundo. —Me arrepentí. No puedo hacerlo, no puedo hacerlo, ¡No puedo hacerlo! —murmuró entrando en pánico antes de salir corriendo por las escaleras hacia su cuarto.

—¡Cariño...! —exclamó Caroline tratando de detenerlo, pero Phineas ya estaba en mitad del pasillo que daba a la habitación matrimonial. Al ver que tendría que calmar sus nervios otra vez, Caroline suspiró con cansancio antes de voltear nuevamente hacia los adolescentes. —No se asusten, solo es una pequeña intervención quirúrgica que tu padre se hará mañana... —dijo Caroline con tono tranquilizador, dando pequeños vistazos en la dirección en la que se había ido su esposo. —Tendrás que cuidar a Alec mañana por la tarde, me quedaré con él hasta que le den el alta —agregó sin prestarles mucha atención. Si lo hubiera hecho, probablemente habría notado las miradas cómplices compartieron Reese y Regina, pero estaba demasiado ocupada pensando en su esposo. —Reese, ¿Te quedas a cenar? —preguntó volviendo su atención hacia ellos justo cuando despegaban la mirada uno del otro. 

—Gracias, señora Langdon, pero tengo que volver a arreglar la bicicleta de Dewey —respondió Reese, usando el tono educado que solo sacaba a relucir con la madre de su novia. 

—Oh, será la próxima vez. ¡Envíale saludos a Hal! —exclamó Caroline mientras subía las escaleras para consolar a su esposo. 

—Bueno... —dijo Reese con una sonrisa apenas Caroline desapareció por las escaleras, acercándose nuevamente hacia Regina para pasar sus manos por su cintura. — Tendremos que adelantar nuestros planes para el lunes...

—Sí, se te ve muy triste por eso —respondió Regina con una pequeña risa antes de dejar un beso rápido en sus labios como despedida. —Hasta mañana.

•••

—¡Hecho! Alec no saldrá del patio hasta que lleguen tus padres —dijo Reese muy orgulloso de sí mismo entrando por la puerta que conectaba el jardín a la sala de la casa de los Langdon el sábado en la tarde.

—¿En serio? ¿Cómo lo hiciste? —preguntó Regina sorprendida, observándolo caminar hacia ella desde el sofá.

—Le prometí un par de secretos de Dewey si se quedaba en el patio —respondió Reese mientras se sentaba a su lado.

—El mejor hermano del mundo —dijo Regina irónicamente, haciéndolo reír.

—No te vi muy en contra de la idea de encerrar a tu hermano con llave en una habitación—replicó Reese entre risas.

—Shhh —dijo Regina riendo a la vez que se deslizaba más cerca de él, pasando las piernas por encima de su regazo y abrazándolo por el cuello para acercar sus rostros. Con una gran sonrisa, Reese se dejó atraer pasando la vista embobado entre sus ojos y sus labios hasta Regina rompió por fin la distancia entre ellos. 

El beso era lento y dulce en un inicio, incluso podían sentir la sonrisa del otro sobre sus labios. Mientras Regina acariciaba la parte baja de su nuca, Reese deslizó sus manos por su cintura y, a medida que los besos se hacían más intensos, comenzó a acercarla más hacia él al punto de sentir su pecho pegado a su torso.

Totalmente perdida entre sus besos, Regina ni siquiera notó que Reese colocaba una mano por debajo de sus rodillas y otra sobre su cintura para levantarla suavemente hasta que se vio a sí misma sentada por completo en su regazo. Lentamente, Regina acomodó sus piernas a cada lado de las de Reese tratando de separar sus labios la menor cantidad de tiempo posible.

Entre tanto, él deslizó una de las manos por debajo de su remera. Regina se estremeció ante el tacto frío recorrer su abdomen hasta llegar a su pecho derecho. Al sentir que comenzaba a masajear su seno, ella movió las manos de sus hombros a sus mejillas para profundizar los besos, volviéndolos más desesperados. Para Reese esto fue una súplica de atención al pecho izquierdo, por lo que repitió la acción con la otra mano.

Casi sin quererlo, Reese descubrió algo nuevo sobre los senos. Mientras jugaba con ellos, rozó por accidente el pezón derecho de su novia. Fascinado, rompió el beso para observarla con un brillo en los ojos. La había oído jadear sobre sobre sus labios.

Sin notar el motivo de la expresión de Reese, Regina aprovechó la oportunidad para recorrer el camino desde la comisura de sus labios hasta su cuello con pequeños besitos. A la vez, Reese continuó jugando con sus pechos, pero esta vez no solo los masajeaba. Con delicadeza, comenzó a apretarlos desde la base hasta los pezones, sorprendiéndose al sentir que se endurecían debajo de sus dedos. Pero lo que más le gustaba era oír a Regina soltar pequeños jadeos cada vez que los tocaba.

—¿Subimos... a mi cuarto? —murmuró Regina haciendo una pequeña pausa al estremecerse por la atención de Reese en sus pezones.

—Por supuesto —respondió Reese con una sonrisa de picardía, volviendo a conectar sus labios sin dejar de jugar con sus pechos. Entre besos y pequeños jadeos, Regina comenzó a incorporarse con la intención de caminar hacia las escaleras, pero Reese se lo impidió. Rápidamente, alejó las manos de sus senos para volver a colocarlas en su cintura, sentándola en su regazo a horcajadas de un tirón. Confundida, Regina detuvo los besos para esperar una explicación. —Así no —respondió simplemente.

—¿Entonces cómo...? ¡Ay! —exclamó Regina riendo. En un segundo, Reese deslizó sus manos por debajo de sus piernas y se levantó del sofá con Regina aferrada a él. Para no caer, rodeo su cuello con los brazos y su cadera con las piernas mientras él subía las escaleras casi trotando.

En menos de un minuto llegaron a la habitación. Cerrando la puerta con el pie, Reese se arrojó sobre la cama con Regina riendo debajo de él. —¿Te parece divertido? —dijo Reese con una sonrisa burlona, quitando las manos de sus muslos para sostenerse sobre ella con los antebrazos apoyados a sus lados.

—Muy divertido —respondió Regina riendo antes de volver a dejar besitos cortos en sus labios. Colocando las manos detrás de su nuca para profundizar el beso, hizo caer su peso por completo sobre ella.

—A mí me parece divertido que no te hayas puesto sujetador —dijo Reese entre besos, aprovechando que ya no necesitaba sostenerse con sus brazos para volver a deslizar sus manos por debajo de su remera. —Aunque no puedo quitártelo si no lo llevas puesto...

—Oh, lo siento. ¿Quieres que me ponga uno? —preguntó Regina con diversión. —Porque están en ese cajón, podría... —dijo señalando hacia el armario, pero Reese la interrumpió.

—¡No! —exclamó Reese rápidamente antes de volver a unir sus labios, haciéndola reír en medio del beso. —Así estás perfecta... —agregó con una sonrisa traviesa mientras se alejaba unos centímetros para empezar a levantar su remera lentamente. Con una pequeña sonrisa, Regina permitió que quite la camiseta por completo mientras jugaba con el cinturón del pantalón de Reese.

Una vez que arrojó la remera de Regina en alguna parte de la habitación, Reese observó fascinado sus propias manos caer con delicadeza sobre los pechos desnudos de su novia. Riendo por su expresión de embobado, Regina bajó los besos hacia su cuello, viendo de reojo la sonrisa de disfrute de Reese. Pero no pudo hacerlo por mucho tiempo ya que él puso el rostro a la altura de su pecho izquierdo para poder dejar pequeños besitos sobre él a la vez que continuaba masajeando el otro con la mano. Luego de unos minutos, lo introdujo por completo en su boca. Regina contuvo la respiración por unos segundos sorprendida antes de las manos al cabello de Reese. 

—Reese... —murmuró Regina, aunque sonó más bien como un jadeo al sentir la lengua de Reese hacer círculos sobre su pezón. Con una media sonrisa, Reese levantó la vista hacia ella mientras continuaba con su tarea, disfrutando hacerla retorcerse debajo de él. —Reese... —repitió tratando de calmar su respiración y deslizando sus manos a sus mejillas para apartar su boca de su pecho. A pesar de que lo estaba disfrutando, quería que le prestara atención antes de seguir. Suponiendo que tenía otra idea en mente, él se dejó guiar hasta que volvió a enfrentar sus rostros. —Trajiste protección, ¿Verdad? —preguntó Regina entre pequeños besos, mucho más cuerda al no tener la lengua de su novio sobre su pecho. 

—¿De qué hablas? —preguntó Reese sin dejar de besarla, manteniendo sus ojos cerrados con una sonrisa placentera sin dientes. 

—Ya sabes... un condón —respondió Regina rompiendo los besos y alejándose unos centímetros para verlo mejor. Como respuesta, Reese juntó sus cejas confundido. —¿Esa cosa que tienes que ponerte para no dejarme embarazada? —explicó, aunque sonó como una pregunta al ver que ni siquiera sabía qué era. 

—Ah, sí, claro. Sé lo que es —respondió Reese asintiendo con la cabeza, cosa que era claramente una mentira. 

—¿Entonces tienes uno? —preguntó Regina. Sabía que estaba mintiendo, pero a la vez se aferraba a la posibilidad de que en verdad tuviera uno para continuar. Al ver que Reese le dedicaba una sonrisa de disculpa, Regina suspiró frustrada. 

—Relájate —dijo Reese sin darle importancia, volviendo a unir sus labios en pequeños besos para poder seguir hablando. —Podemos arriesgarnos —agregó, comenzando a bajar sus besos para volver a poner su atención en sus pechos.

—¿Arriesgarnos? —repitió Regina pestañeando varias veces mientras él continuaba con su camino de besos hacia sus senos. 

—Ajá... —murmuró Reese llegando por fin a su pecho derecho para dejar pequeño besitos en él, repitiendo su accionar previo con el izquierdo. Antes de que pudiera meterlo en su boca, Regina salió de su estupefacción y lo alejó de un tirón, empujándolo a un lado de la cama para dejara de estar sobre ella. —¡Oye! ¿Cuál es el problema? Te gustó cuando lo hice en el otro—se quejó mirándola con el ceño fruncido. 

—¿Arriesgarnos? ¡¿Arriesgarnos?! —repitió Regina indignada levantándose de su cama. Una vez de pie, comenzó a buscar su remera por el suelo mientras cubría sus senos con un brazo. —¡Ni loca me arriesgo a tener un bebé! ¡¿Estás demente?! —exclamó encontrando por fin la remera y volviendo a ponérsela.

—Pero nos estábamos divirtiendo —replicó Reese con tono de queja.

—Y nos seguiremos divirtiendo cuando consigas protección —respondió Regina tomando su mano y tirando de él para obligarlo a levantarse, ignorando sus quejas.

—Estás enojada, no vas a querer cuando vuelva —protestó Reese mientras era arrastrado por su novia fuera de la habitación.

—No estoy enojada, solo... ¡¿Arriesgarnos?! —repitió, aún sin poder creer que haya dicho eso. 

—Eso solo prueba mi punto —dijo Reese bajando las escaleras detrás de ella. 

—No porque mientras tú vas a una farmacia yo... —comenzó a hablar una vez que llegaron al final de las escaleras, pero se detuvo por unos segundos a pensar cómo seguiría la frase. —...voy a darme una ducha para relajarme —concluyó finalmente. 

—Está bien... —respondió Reese haciendo una mueca. —Compraré condones —concluyó. 

—Genial —dijo Regina dejando un beso en su mejilla antes de abrir la puerta, pero Reese no tuvo tiempo de salir de la casa. 

—¡Ah! ¡Hola! Estábamos por tocar el timbre —exclamó Mitchell, el tío de Regina, terminando de cerrar la puerta de su auto mientras su esposo sacaba a Lily del asiento trasero. 

Olvidando lo que acababa de ocurrir, Reese y Regina compartieron miradas de preocupación. Una de las cosas que dejó bien en claro Caroline cuando abandonó la casa esa mañana era que Reese no podía entrar. Aunque no era su madre, los habían descubierto. 

—Hola... —dijo Regina volviendo su vista hacia sus tíos, tratando de mantener la calma con una sonrisa forzada. Entre tanto, Mitch y Cam se acercaron a ellos con Lily en brazos.  

—Phineas nos dijo que Alec y tú estarían solos durante su operación. Así que pensamos que necesitarían compañía, pero veo que ya la consiguieron —comentó Cameron lanzándole una mirada cómplice a los adolescentes, por lo que Regina se ruborizó y Reese sonrió con incomodidad. 

—¿Entonces van a quedarse? —preguntó Regina para cambiar casualmente el tema, aunque le interesaba mucho que se fueran. 

—¡Ay, no! Lily es la compañía —respondió Mitch antes de volver al auto para sacar un bolso con algunas pertenencias de la bebé. Desde la entrada, Reese y Regina lo miraron con impotencia.  

—No tenemos mucho tiempo, pero estará con ustedes por un par de horas —dijo Cam entregándole a la bebé a Regina. 

—P-pero no podemos cuidar a Lily —respondió Regina con nerviosismo, aunque sostenía a su prima en brazos, observando a su tío Mitch dejar un bolso de bebé junto a ella.

—Sí, estamos haciendo tarea —concordó Reese tratando de sonar convincente, utilizando la misma excusa que le había dado a su padre.  

—Sí, claro. Díselo a tu cabello despeinado y a sus pezones erectos —respondió Cam con una sonrisa que indicaba que no iban a engañarlo, haciendo que el rostro de Regina enrojeciera aún más y que Reese hiciera una mueca de fastidio. 

—Cam, deja de molestarlos y vámonos, se hace tarde —dijo Mitchell haciéndole señas para que volviera al auto con él. 

—Tienes razón vámonos. Recuerda que debe tomar una siesta en una hora, pero no más de media hora o no dormirá en la noche —advirtió Cam a Regina antes de seguir a su esposo hacia el auto. 

—¡Y no le diremos a Caro que Reese estaba aquí! —agregó Mitchell abriendo la puerta del auto. 

Resignados, Reese y Regina se despidieron de ellos desde la entrada, observando el auto alejarse. Cuando ya no pudieron ver el auto, Regina entró en la casa con la bebé en sus brazos mientras Reese cerraba la puerta detrás de ella. 

—Genial, tenemos el bebé sin la diversión —dijo Reese con fastidio, observando a Lily jugar con el cabello de Regina. 

—¿Ves por qué no hay que arriesgarse? —respondió Regina igual de fastidiada que él, entregándole a la bebé mientras él hacía una mueca. —Voy a ponerme un sostén, dile a Alec que ya puede entrar. 

•••

—Creo que Reese y yo tenemos una maldición de celibato o algo así —dijo Regina con hartazgo, tapándose el rostro con las manos.

El lunes durante el almuerzo, se encontraba sentada en la mesa que siempre ocupaba con sus amigas quejándose de su mala suerte. Habían pasado días desde que había comenzado a tratar de tener más intimidad con Reese, pero aún no habían conseguido avanzar más allá de segunda base.

—No seas exagerada, no puede ser tan malo —dijo Danny riendo, logrando que Regina quite las manos de su rostro para mirarla.

—La última vez que lo intentamos terminamos cuidando un bebé. ¡Un bebé! —repitió como si hubiera un mensaje encriptado en ese suceso.

—Uy, sí. El universo te está diciendo que no lo hagas o quedarás embarazada —se burló Maddie en broma, pero Regina pareció tomarlo en serio.

—¿Tú crees? —preguntó con tono de preocupación.

—Reg, si tienes miedo no es necesario que lo hagas —dijo Lorelai riendo.

—No, no, no. Sí que quiero hacerlo —dijo Regina muy segura de lo que decía. —Tengo muchas ganas de hacerlo, en realidad —admitió jugando con sus manos algo avergonzada. —El sábado Reese estuvo tan bien que... me dejó... —dejó la frase a medias demasiado avergonzada como para continuar.

—¿Mojada y con ganas de más? —supuso Danny con diversión.

—Sí —confirmó Regina volviendo a cubrirse el rostro con las manos mientras sus amigas se reían de ella.

—Ya encontrarán un lugar en donde hacerlo —dijo Talía para tranquilizarla, pero no surtió efecto.

—Es imposible... —murmuró Regina quitando sus manos de su rostro, acababa de sonar el timbre que indicaba el inicio de la siguiente clase. —Mi papá estará en casa toda la semana por la operación y su casa siempre está llena de gente. Perdimos nuestra oportunidad el sábado —explicó mientras las siete se levantaban y comenzaban a caminar hacia el aula.

—Entonces háganlo en la escuela —sugirió Carly.

—¿En la escuela? —repitió Regina arrugando la nariz. A unos metros de ellas pudo ver a Reese caminar de frente directamente hacia ellas.

—¡Sí! Bueno, no en un lugar en qué puedan verlos. Tal vez el armario de limpieza... —se explicó mejor Carly.

—¡Uh! Pueden escabullirse de una clase, es excitante —agregó Melody con emoción mientras se acercaban más a la puerta del aula.

Regina no respondió durante unos segundos, estaba demasiado distraída observando a Reese acercarse a ella. Se veía tan lindo y lo necesitaba tanto que sentía su estómago estrujarse. Cuando llegaron por fin frente al aula, la cantidad de gente que se acumuló provocó que Reese y Regina cruzaran por la puerta uno al lado del otro. Al rozar su brazo con el suyo Regina sintió que se le erizaba la piel.

—No lo sé... —respondió finalmente a sus amigas.

•••

Reese y Regina no llegaron al final de la clase. Luego de una hora de pequeños coqueteos desde sus asientos, él le había susurrado que buscara una excusa para salir del salón antes de levantarse y, luego de pedir permiso a la profesora, salir él mismo del aula. Diez minutos más tarde, Regina siguió sus pasos. 

No tardó mucho en encontrar a Reese. Aún desde la puerta del aula pudo verlo esperándola al final del pasillo, recostado en la pared sonriéndole desde la distancia. Comprobando que no había nadie que pudiera verlos, Regina caminó hacia él a paso rápido. Al llegar, descubrió que no era casualidad que la esperara al final del pasillo. Reese estaba recostado justo junto a la puerta del cuarto de limpieza. 

Sin perder el tiempo, Reese se abalanzó sobre sus labios apenas la tuvo enfrente, haciéndola chocar contra la pared. Mientras él sostenía sus mejillas con las manos para inclinar su rostro unos centímetros hacia arriba y así profundizar el beso, Regina tanteó la pared detrás de su espalda en busca de la manija de la puerta. Cuando la encontró, la abrió rápidamente y caminó de espaldas con Reese aún sobre sus labios. Dejando un último beso, Reese se separó para girarse a cerrar la puerta. 

—Mira... —dijo Reese luego de cerrar la puerta con una sonrisa triunfante, sacando del bolsillo de su pantalón una tira de preservativos para enseñársela. Regina observó la tira de preservativos conteniendo una pequeña risa, había al menos cinco allí. 

—Creo que solo necesitaremos uno —dijo Regina con diversión, tomando la tira de su mano para desprender uno. 

—Eso ya lo veremos, nunca se sabe —respondió Reese encogiéndose de hombros con picardía, haciéndola reír, a la vez que dejaba la tira sobre la estantería que se encontraba detrás de su novia. 

Siguiendo sus movimientos con los ojos, Regina no pudo contenerse más. Dando un pequeño saltito, volvió a unir sus labios en un beso desesperado mientras se sostenía de sus hombros para mantenerse a su altura. Rápidamente Reese llevó las manos a sus muslos, levantándolos levemente para que rodeara su cadera con sus piernas, cosa que Regina hizo al instante. Entre besos, Reese dio un par de pasos hacia delante, haciéndola chocar contra la estantería llena de artículos de limpieza para sentarla en el borde de uno de los estantes. Al hacerlo, la estantería de metal se movió tanto que hizo un gran estruendo. Rompieron el beso del susto, pero al instante comenzaron a reír. 

—Tenemos que ser silenciosos —susurró Regina tratando de mantener su risa en un tono bajo. 

—Lo sé, lo siento —respondió Reese entre risas en otro susurro. 

Cuando ambos se calmaron, Reese volvió a besarla suavemente, pero de a poco comenzó a volverse más intenso. Abandonando sus muslos al ver que podía sostenerse por su cuenta, deslizó las manos por debajo de su blusa para jugar con las tiras de su sujetador, moviendo nuevamente la estantería por accidente, pero esta vez no le dio importancia. Entre tanto, Regina rompió el beso para mirar hacia arriba, se había percatado de que una caja se balanceaba peligrosamente sobre sus cabezas con el movimiento de la estantería metálica. Por su parte, Reese ni siquiera lo notó, estaba demasiado ocupado llevando los besos a su cuello y buscando el broche de su sujetador. Normalmente eso le hubiera causado cosquillas, pero estaba tan distraída con el ruido de la estantería y el movimiento de la caja sobre ellos que apenas sintió un cosquilleo. 

—¿Me ayudas? No encuentro el broche —susurró Reese, despegando los labios de su cuello para volver a dejar pequeños besitos sobre sus labios. 

—¿Ah? —preguntó Regina confundida, bajando la vista para prestarle atención. Había estado demasiado inmersa en los ruidos que podrían hacer que los descubrieran. 

—El broche del sujetador —repitió Reese entre besos. 

—Ah, sí —respondió ladeando un poco la cabeza. Al oír su tono de voz, Reese detuvo sus besos. La conocía lo suficientemente bien como para saber que algo no iba bien. —Es que este es distinto, no está ahí —explicó colocando sus manos encima de las de él detrás de su espalda para guiarlas hacia el espacio entre sus senos, dejándolas justo encima del broche. 

—¿Qué pasa? —preguntó Reese un poco preocupado, quitan las manos de debajo de su blusa para colocarlas en su cintura. Imitando el gesto, Regina volvió a dejar las suyas sobre sus hombros.

—Nada, solo me distrae un poco el ruido. Siento que nos van a encontrar aquí y... —explicó apenada, pero dejó la frase en el aire. 

—...y no quieres hacerlo aquí —concluyó Reese. 

—No... lo siento —respondió Regina abrazándolo por el cuello apenada. 

—No tienes que disculparte —respondió Reese dando unos pasos hacia atrás dentro de lo que podía en ese pequeño cuarto, permitiendo que Regina vuelva a colocar los pies en el piso. —Quiero que te sientas cómoda y que ambos lo disfrutemos —agregó, haciéndola sonreír enternecida y abrazarlo con más fuerza. En respuesta, Reese la abrazó por la cintura y dejó un beso en su frente antes de que Regina apoyara su cabeza en su hombro. Se mantuvieron en esa posición por varios minutos hasta que Regina rompió el silencio. 

—Aunque admito que hubiera sido un poco romántico que nuestra primera vez fuera aquí —dijo Regina con una pequeña risa. Sin comprender a qué se refería, Reese la miró extrañado. 

—¿Romántico? —repitió alzando las cejas. 

—Sí... bueno... aquí fue donde nos escondimos del prefecto el año pasado, ¿Recuerdas? El día que me prestaste tu remera —explicó Regina, separándose de su hombro para mirarlo a los ojos. 

—Es verdad —confirmó Reese dejando ver una sonrisa al recordarlo. —Estabas llorando —agregó deslizando un mechón de su cabello por detrás de su oreja. 

—Sí, estaba llorando —recordó Regina con leve sonrisa. —Y tú fuiste muy dulce conmigo ese día... 

—Ah, por eso sería romántico —comprendió Reese, acercándola más hacia él. 

—Bueno, mas bien porque... creo que ese fue el momento en el que empecé a enamorarme de ti —explicó Regina sintiendo una timidez repentina, por lo que bajó la vista mordiéndose el labio inferior al terminar de hablar. Al volver a mirarlo a los ojos, se encontró con la gran sonrisa de alegría de Reese justo antes de que volviera a inclinarse para besarla con ternura, quitándole la timidez por completo. 

•••

—Sí, mamá. Mi cama ya está donde da el sol y la cama de Reese está en el armario como querías —dijo Dewey entrando en su habitación con el teléfono en su oreja, mirando con una sonrisa sin dientes a Reese empujando su cama en el armario.

—¡Esto es ridículo! —exclamó Regina con hartazgo, parada detrás de Reese con los brazos cruzados. —Los padres de Talía llegarán en una hora y ya no podrá prestarnos su casa para... —comenzó a quejarse, pero se detuvo con nerviosismo al recordar que Dewey seguía ahí. —...hacer la tarea —agregó, maldiciéndose mentalmente por usar la misma excusa tonta de Reese.

—¡Voy tan rápido como puedo! —respondió Reese terminando de poner la cama en el armario y pasando junto a ella para agacharse a mover la cama grande.

—Lo está haciendo muy bien mamá, deberías dejarlo descansar —dijo Dewey al teléfono, sentándose en la cama grande mientras Reese la movía hacia la ventana.

—Gracias, Dewey. Eres un buen hermano —dijo Reese con una sonrisa. A su lado, Regina miró al niño con el ceño fruncido.

—Dijo que no —respondió Dewey.

—Amor, ¿No te parece un poco extraño que tu mamá solo llama para que arregles la bici de Dewey, que cambies los muebles de lugar de Dewey...? —trató de hacerlo razonar por cuarta vez en el día para que se diera cuenta por sí mismo de lo que ocurría, pero Reese solo la miró confundido desde el suelo.

—¿Qué insinúas? —preguntó Reese pasando la vista entre Dewey y ella.

—No lo sé, ¿Tú qué crees? —replicó Regina mirándolo como si fuera obvio.

—Oye, si quieres habla tú con ella —intervino Dewey al ver que estaba a punto de lograr hacer que Reese lo descubra, tendiéndole el teléfono.

—¡Ah! ¿Vas a desafiarme, duende maligno? —exclamó Regina indignada, colocando sus manos en su cintura. —Por supuesto que hablaré con ella —dijo con una sonrisa desafiante, por lo que Dewey abrió mucho los ojos. Sabía que estaba tirando demasiado de la paciencia de Regina para mantener su defensa contra Reese. De mala gana, dejó que Regina le quitara el teléfono de las manos. —Hola, señora Wilkerson —dijo Regina mirando fijamente a Dewey, mientras Reese escuchaba con preocupado detrás de ella. Por supuesto, no era Lois, solo era la contestadora. —Reese prometió que saldría conmigo esta tarde... Sí, ¡Gracias! —exclamó fingiendo que Lois le permitía llevarse a Reese, quien alzó los puños a modo de festejo a la vez que Dewey apretaba los labios. —Ah, ¿Quiere que Dewey regrese la cama de Reese a su lugar? Sí, le diré. Adiós —agregó Regina antes de colgar el teléfono y devolvérselo, por lo que el niño la miró con los ojos entrecerrados. 

—¡Genial! —exclamó Reese, caminando hacia ella para tomar su mano. —No olvides poner las sábanas —advirtió a Dewey con tono amenazante antes de tirar de la mano de su novia para salir de la casa. 

 •••

Zafarse del engaño de Dewey no sirvió de mucho. Ni siquiera llegaron a entrar en casa de Talía, desde la ventana pudieron ver a sus padres mirando la televisión en el sofá.

Cinco horas más tarde, Regina leía en su habitación cuando oyó el sonido ya familiar de unos pequeños golpes en su ventana. Rápidamente dejó el libro a un lado de su cama y corrió a abrir la ventana, permitiendo que Reese entre en su habitación. 

—Pudiste habérmelo dicho —dijo Reese apenas entró, parándose detrás de ella con el ceño fruncido mientras Regina cerraba la ventana. 

—Ya sabes que Dewey mentía sobre las llamadas de tu mamá —supuso Regina volteando a verlo. A modo de respuesta, Reese emitió un pequeño gruñido. —Lo siento, pero le lanzaste piedras con una resortera y era la única forma de la que podía defenderse. Aunque se haya aprovechado de eso —dijo un poco apenada, pero a la vez convencida de lo que decía. 

Sin poder pasar mucho tiempo enojado con ella, Reese asintió haciendo una mueca mientras pasaba sus manos por su cintura. Al instante, Regina correspondió el abrazo pasando sus brazos por detrás de su cuello, pegándose a su cuerpo. 

—Lo siento —repitió Regina, abrazándolo con fuerza y apoyando la mejilla en su hombro. 

—Está bien, me lo merecía —admitió Reese reforzando el agarre en su cintura y ladeando la cabeza para apoyarla sobre la suya. —Y ya me encargué de él —agregó con una media sonrisa. 

—No quiero saber que hiciste, pero también se lo merecía —dijo Regina apretando los labios. 

—¡Por supuesto! Intentó cortarme el cabello —comenzó Reese volviendo a fruncir el ceño. Al oírlo, Regina levantó la cabeza para verlo con los ojos muy abiertos. 

—Nooo —dijo juntando las cejas y ladeando la cabeza mientras llevaba las manos al cabello de Reese para acariciarlo. Entre tanto, él cerró los ojos con una sonrisa sin dientes, disfrutando las caricias. —Me encanta tu cabello de puercoespín —agregó jugando con su cabello, haciendo que Reese abriera los ojos para lanzarle una mirada de fastidio. 

—Vas a pagar por eso —dijo Reese con una sonrisa traviesa, empujándola suavemente hacia la cama hasta hacerla caer debajo de él. Tomándola desprevenida, comenzó a besar su cuello a sabiendas de que la haría reír a carcajadas por las cosquillas que le daba. 

—Lo siento, pero no puedo hacerlo por ahora—dijo Regina entre risas, tratando de alejarlo de su cuello. 

—¿Cómo que no puedes? —preguntó Reese con tono de queja, permitiéndole apartarlo de su cuello para poder mirarla a los ojos. —Son las dos de la madrugada, nadie nos molestará y estamos en un lugar cómodo...  

—No es eso... —lo interrumpió Regina, mirándolo apenada con una sonrisa de disculpa. —Estoy menstruando, no podremos intentarlo por una semana —explicó haciendo una mueca con los labios. Apenas la oyó, Reese dejó caer la cabeza sobre su pecho casi como si se hubiera desmayado. Al instante, Regina colocó una mano en su cabello para acariciarlo, tampoco estaba muy feliz con eso. 

—Voy a matar a Dewey... —murmuró Reese entre dientes.

#imagine reese wilkerson #malcolm in the middle #malcolm wilkerson #reese wilkerson #reese wilkerson x reader #wattpad #fanfic #wilkerson #francis wilkerson #imagine

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⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ INTRO ˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆

about me ─ ★

esme

she/her

infp

bisexual

i can play on the electric guitar and piano !!

i used to do ballet but now i do belly dancing

i love listening to music esp metal (any type tbfr) and rock, my fav animal is a cat and I'm pretty sure that's it

stuff

if you want me to write for a character that isn't on the list feel free to ask me and I'll write for them if possible <3

i will write smut, fem reader, gn reader, platonic and romantic relationships

i will not write rape, incest, gore, threesome, gang bang, teacher x student, male reader, character x character, character x oc, poly relationships, specified race reader

what and who i write for ─ ✧･ﾟ*

MOVIES ─ ★

black swan

- nina sayers

- lily

diary of a wimpy kid

- rodrick heffley

harry potter

- hermione granger

- harry potter

- draco malfoy

- luna lovegod

- ron weasley

- theodore nott

- tom riddle

scream

- tatum riley

- sidney prescott

- billy loomis

- stu marcher

- samantha carpenter

- tara carpenter

- amber freeman

- anika kayko

- ethan landry

- gale weathers

- jill roberts

- kirby reed

- chad meeks-martin

- mindy meeks-martin

life as a house

- sam monroe

awake

- clay beresford

casper

- casper mcfadden

fight club

- marla singer

- tyler durden

star wars

- anakin skywalker

- padmé amidala

narnia

- edmund pevensie

- peter pevensie

seasquatch squad

- jeremy sumpter

SERIES ─ ★

pretty little liars

- emily fields

- alison dilaurentis

- hanna marin

- spencer hastings

gossip girl

- blair waldorf

- serena van der woodsen

- georgina sparks

outerbanks

- rafe cameron

- sarah cameron

- jj maybanks

- kiara carrera

- pope heyward

- john b routledge

seaquest dsv

- lucas wolenczak

the babysitters club

- sam thomas

- kristy thomas

- stacey mcgill

- claudia kishi

- dawn schafer

shameless

- carl gallagher

- fiona gallagher

- debbie gallagher

malcolm in the middle

- malcolm wilkerson

- reese wilkerson

- francis wilkerson

my babysitters a vampire

- rory keaner

- ethan morgan

- sarah fox

ruby and the well

- sam price

- mina amani

- ruby o'reilly

KDRAMA ─ ★

all of us are dead

- choi nam-ra

- lee su-hyeok

- lee cheong-san

- lee na-yeon

- nam on-jo

sweet home

- yoon ji-su

- lee eun-yoo

- cha hyun-soo

KPOP ─ ★

aespa

- karina

- winter

- ningning

- giselle

twice

- nayeon

- chaeyoung

- momo

- mina

- sana

- jihyo

- dahyun

- jeongyeon

- tzuyu

le sserafim

- sakura

- yunjin

- chaewon

- kazuha

- eunchae

gidle

- soyeon

- minnie

- shuhua

- miyeon

- yuqi

nmixx

- sullyoon

- lily

- kyujin

- haewon

- jiwoo

- bae

new jeans

- danielle

- haerin

- minji

- hyein

- hanni

GAMES ─ ★

the last of us

- ellie williams

fatal frame

- yuri kozukata

- rui kagamiya

cry of fear

- simon henriksson

resident evil

- leon s kennedy

- jill valentine

- ada wong

- claire redfield

- bela dimitrescu

#who i write for #intro post #fanfic writer #my stuff

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Dating Francis Wilkerson Would Include

Requested by anon:

Dating Reese or Francis Wilkerson would include? :)

Francis is really loving and caring, and super sweet

He can behave like a child at times, though

As well as get distracted and not listen to you

And really get on your nerves sometimes

But he’s a really good lover overall

Stopping him when he’s about to do something really stupid

And putting up with him when he complains all the time

Mainly about his mother

But also being so extremely spoiled by him

Because he knows how much patience you have

And Francis always makes it up to you 

He acknowledges it even if he doesn’t seem to notice

He always calls you whenever you’re away because he misses you

Giving each other the silent treatment when you’re mad

Even if you can spend so long just talking about anything other times

Spooning

Francis can be a mess and break down at times

But you help him through it

Just likes he’s there to support you when you’re upset

Playfully flirting

Daily pecks

Cuddling

End up doing random stuff that you didn’t plan at all

Like talking a walk and ending up driving to another state

Life’s a party with Francis, basically

And every day is like a little adventure and a surprise

He gets jealous easily, but can be surprisingly mature about it

He just works hard to be better for you

Just like you work hard to be there for him

Meeting his family

Using reverse psychology with Francis

And being very competitive

He always surprises you with the most random things

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family reunion. ( reese wilkerson x reader )

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You were used to Lois’s unacceptance of your marriage to Reese. You could admit that from the outside, you and Reese rushed into things, but you believed in your relationship, that only became stronger after your first argument as a married couple.

It wasn't easy at times as you remained at his parents' house while you saved up for a place of your own. Although Hal was fond of you, Lois treated you like Piama. Critiquing your outfits, the meals you cooked when you tried to help around the house. When you fought back, it was a screaming match that had ended in tears in the beginning, but you got used to her quips, able to let them go over your head.

So when she said, “Couldn’t you have picked a better dress for the family picture?” You took a breath and didn’t retaliate.

The past thirty-two hours were stressful for everyone. Hal’s wealthy family was grating on your last nerve, and you'd been close to attacking a snobby aunt if Reese hadn’t led you away.

Reese had warned you about his father’s side of the family, who looked down on their family - particularly Lois. You always believed nothing could hurt her, but you reached your limit when you found her crying in the bathroom after she was fooled into missing the family photograph.

You stared at the swimming pool in disbelief, laughter leaving your lips as you saw the golf cart sink into the water. The three brothers swam to the surface, and you looked at your watch, knowing your surprise was going to occur in two minutes.

“Y/N! Let’s go!” Reese bellowed.

You turned when the firecrackers exploded, a rocket flying out of the house into the crowd who ducked. Reese stared in wonder, a smirk forming on his lips when he saw you giggling.

“Nice touch. Where did you get the fireworks?” Reese asked as you both ran to the car.

“I thought we could sneak out and set them off. But this is better.”

Reese grinned as he held the door open for you, and you both quickly took your seats before Hal sped off. You gasped when a woman clutched the car handle, refusing to let go.

“Reese! A crazy lady is holding onto my door!”

Reese leaned over, looking out the window. “It’s Claire!” He looked at his father, “Faster!”

After the third block, you decided enough was enough. You rolled the window down, and Reese leaned over when you took off your seatbelt. “What are you doing?” He asked, panic in his eyes.

You bit her hand, and she let go of the car, falling to the ground. You grinned as you took your seat, looking at Reese, who watched you with a dreamy smile while Francis, Malcolm, and Dewey cheered.

“It’s not too cold for you, Y/N?” Lois spoke up, referring to the window she had opened.

You looked at Reese, who was equally confused.

“Piama?”

“No.” You and Piama responded, sharing confused looks at her consideration.

Reese put his arm around you, and you turned to him, smiling when he placed a hand on your cheek. “I love you, you crazy woman.”

“I love you too.” You closed your eyes, ready to lean in, when Lois spoke.

“Don’t even think about it.”

You smiled when Reese groaned, resting his forehead on yours.

That night you were unpacked in the Wilkerson house and relieved to return to the place you called home. You stood up from the sofa when there was a knock on the door, taking money from your pocket to pay for the pizzas you had ordered.

“What’s this?” Lois asked, entering the kitchen with Hal after Reese called out, “Dinners here!”

You looked up nervously, glancing at Reese when he answered. “Y/N ordered pizza.”

You expected a comment about the laziness of ordering takeout when the fridge was stocked with food, and everyone held their breath until Lois spoke.

“Good thinking.” She took her seat, and you smiled softly, looking at Reese, who shrugged his shoulders, although he was relieved his mother was finally seeming civil towards you.

You brought glasses over as everyone tucked in and joined Reese at the table. He put his arm around your chair, and you smiled when he kissed your cheek.

For once you finally felt accepted by Lois, and although you knew it could all change tomorrow, you enjoyed it while you could.

#reese wilkerson #reese wilkerson x reader #reese wilkerson imagine #malcolm in the middle

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Omg I’m obsessed w ur writing! I’m back on my Francis brainrot lol

Could u do a Francis Wilkerson x reader smut where she’s the baby sitter who he’s secretly dating and they let her stay for dinner and then after they have sex?

Keep Your Voice Down (Francis Wilkerson X Reader Smut)

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Summary: You’re the Wilkerson’s go-to babysitter, able to handle any of the chaos the boys throw at you. But you’re Francis’ favorite for other reasons.

A/N: i <3 Francis brainrot. Warning for unprotected sex, wrap it before you tap it. AU where Piama doesn’t exist. As usual, bc it’s smut i’d love some feedback, no matter how much of it i write it doesn’t get easier lol

CW: p in v intercourse, slight praise kink, begging, thigh riding, dirty talk, unprotected sex (WRAP IT BEFORE YOU TAP IT), semi rough sex

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You had been the Wilkerson’s favorite, and sometimes only, babysitter since you were 15. It had happened by complete accident. You had become friends with Francis before he got shipped off to military school. He had invited you over one day, and in a rush to get to work, Lois put you and Francis in charge of looking after his brothers. When she and Hal got home that night, you were serving dinner to the boys and somehow convinced them to take baths afterward and go to bed at a reasonable time.

The rest was history.

When Francis got sent away, you started babysitting more to help the Wilkersons out. They usually couldn’t pay you much, but you didn’t care because you got to hang out with boys that were basically gremlins, got free dinner, and when staying overnight, you’d always call Francis.

But the best days were when he was home for a weekend or holiday. It was hard because he was always away, but your friendship developed into a relationship when he came home for spring break one year. It was a little surprising that you’ve been together for so long since you rarely got to see each other, but you made it work. It was significantly easier when he got a job at the Grotto because a lot of his good pay went towards visiting his family, and secretly you. Secretly, because his family didn’t know you were dating.

“Mom, I like Y/n and all. But I don’t understand why we still need a babysitter.” Reese followed his mother around the house while she prepared for dinner.

“You do know I can hear you, right?” You laughed as you sat at the kitchen table he stood beside. 

“No offense, but I’m sixteen. Having a babysitter is ruining my rep.”

“Reese, when you show enough responsibility to prove to me that you don’t need a babysitter, Y/n will stop being your babysitter.” Lois groaned, clearly done with this conversation.

“Mom, if we did that, Y/n would be my babysitter until I die.” You laughed at his seriousness. 

“What’s so funny?” You leaped out of your seat from the voice. Francis stood on the step bordering the kitchen, grinning at the three of you.

“Francis!” You squealed, running around the table to launch yourself into his arms. Working at the ranch must have been a real workout for him because he caught you with ease, not stumbling an inch from your force. “What are you doing here?”

“Otto gave me the week off, said I deserved it for all the work I’ve been doing. So I decided to come up to visit.” He pecked your cheek before setting you down, which seemed to be in a friendly manner. But you knew better. You stepped away so the rest of his family could say hello to him, even though you wished you could have him all to yourself right now.

“Are you on the clock?” He asked when everyone gave him space. You shook your head.

“Not really. Your mom’s here, but I’m keeping an eye on the boys every now and then. I’m staying for dinner, though.” Francis nodded as he listened, and then smirked. He leaned in to whisper in your ear, a hand on your hip.

“Maybe after dinner, we can have some dessert?” You felt your cheeks heat up. Although he whispered so no one else could hear, his tone was bold and seductive. You cleared your throat, trying to regain composure.

“I think I’ll need some convincing.” You responded before walking away, out of his hold, to help Lois with dinner.

You didn’t need any convincing. With how long it’s been since the last time you saw Francis, it took everything in you not to drag him to the bathroom for some quick relief. But you knew that if you held out on him long enough, the end result would be amazingly worth it.

He made sure to sit next to you during dinner. He did nothing at first, putting food on your plate like a good friend would. Casually making conversation with everyone while you ate. Part of you thought he forgot about your little exchange. 

But then, in the middle of dinner, he put his hand on your thigh. It was so surprising you almost choked on your water. Thank God there was a tablecloth to cover his actions. Above the table, he wasn’t even paying attention to you, too engrossed in a conversation with his father about something ranch related. You would’ve been hanging onto every word. You loved listening to Francis talk passionately about anything. But below the table, his hand was reaching the apex of your thigh, gripping it deliciously hard.

“Are you okay, Y/n?” Dewey asked from his place across from you. You cleared your throat, a hand discreetly moving to Francis’.

“Yeah, Dew-Dew. My drink went down the wrong tube.” You grabbed Francis’ wrist, and before you could pry it off you, even though you wanted to do the complete opposite, he brushed his finger against your clothed core. He smirked, drawing his hand away while you took a deep inhale. “Now, keep telling me about that piano competition.”

You insisted to Lois that you help her with the dishes after everyone had finished eating. Surprising to her, Francis offered to help you, saying he wanted to catch up more with you. You talked about everything and nothing, washing and drying slowly to prolong your conversations. 

As everyone started trailing to their beds, you bid them all good night. You made sure to smother Jamie in kisses before he was taken off. Being a baby, he barely gave you trouble and was, therefore, your favorite Wilkerson to babysit.

You waited for the click of Malcolm closing the door to the boys’ bedroom. When you heard it, you finished the last dish and handed it to Francis. 

“I can’t believe you did that.” You dried your hands off and looked at him. He had a stupid smirk on his handsome face.

“I don’t know what you’re talking about.” He dried the plate and set it down before turning to you, leaning against the counter with crossed arms. Francis stared you up and down, lip caught between his teeth.

“Oh, please.” You laughed, moving to the living room. He followed behind you. “You knew what you were doing.”

“Just missed you, that’s all.” His hands were on your waist, turning you around to face him in his hold. He leaned in closely, nose bumping yours. A hand slid down to squeeze your ass. “Is that such a crime?”

Francis’ words always had such an effect on you. You’d be flustered one minute, not knowing what to do with yourself. The next, it was like you had become feral, grasping and clawing for any piece of him. He kissed you with such vigor that your knees went weak. Francis led you backward, not stopping until you were pinned between him and the wall. He nipped at your lip and your breath hitched, the pain feeling so good.

“Francis, your whole family’s here.” You whispered while your boyfriend trailed kisses down your neck.

“Then I guess you’ll have to be quiet, won’t you?” He asked, pulling back to look you in the eye. You could barely meet his gaze, eyelids heavy with lust. A hand set against your jaw, tilting your head up to look at him. “You can do that for me, right baby?” You nodded, but he clicked his tongue. “Words, Y/n.”

“I’ll be quiet.” You whispered. Francis grinned.

“Good girl.” He kissed you again, the hand on your jaw creeping to the back of your neck. Francis’ words of praise made you wetter than his actions. You squeezed your thighs together, searching for some kind of relief. You couldn’t take the waiting anymore. “Need some help, baby?”

“Please, Francis.” You whined. He made quick work of unbuttoning your pants, yanking them down to pool around your ankles so you could step out of them. He dragged his hands up your bare thighs, leaving goosebumps in their wake. You kept begging and pleading, making sure your voice was low.

And then he brushed his fingers right against your most sensitive spot. You clamped a hand against your mouth to muffle the moan that escaped you.

“Don’t worry, baby. I’ll take care of you.” Despite all the time apart, he found your clit easily, playing with it like a button, begging to be pushed. He pushed his knee forward to separate your legs, bringing you down to grind on his thigh. You gasped, rutting your hips against him with Francis’ help. He pulled you back and forth, continuously teasing your clit.

“God, Francis, please.”

“What do you want?” He locked eyes with you again, refusing to let you get shy with him. “Come on, baby, what do you need? Just say it, and I’ll give it to you.”

“Your…” A particularly rough thrust against Francis cut you off. He smirked down at you.

“How can I give you what you want if you don’t tell me?” Francis knew exactly what you wanted. He just liked to be an asshole. Probably payback for you not giving in to him earlier. 

“Your cock.” You whimpered. “Need your cock, Francis.” He grinned.

“See, was that so hard?” He asked condescendingly. Before you could roll your eyes at the tone, Francis grabbed the back of your thighs and lifted you up. You wrapped your limbs around him tightly to not fall and to keep him close to you. Keeping you up against the wall with one hand, Francis used his other to unbuckle his belt, tugging his pants down just enough to pull himself out of his boxers. He was hard against your thigh, so close to where you needed him most. 

Francis pulled your panties to the side, showing off your pussy to him. He almost groaned at the sight, a sight he missed so much. He grabbed hold of himself, rubbing himself up and down, too agonizingly slow for your liking.

“Francis. Need you so bad.” You ground your hips down, and he got the message. After rubbing his tip through your folds a few times to gather your wetness, he buried his cock in you. You dug your nails into his back at the sensation. He filled you to the brim; the pain of him stretching you felt so good.

Francis didn’t take any mercy on you. He immediately started fucking into you, your head falling onto his shoulder as he turned your bones to jelly. You began to moan at the feeling, but he brought a hand to your mouth to stop you.

“Gotta be a good girl for me.” He panted. “Gotta be quiet. Fuck.” It took everything in you to follow his commands. Francis pistoned in and out of you hard; you don’t know how you contained yourself. “Jesus, you feel so good, Y/n.”

“Fuck, Francis.” You whined against his hand, throwing your head back against the wall while arching your back. He took his hand away to rub your clit, continuing to pound in and out of you.

Francis could tell you were getting close. You were practically squeezing the life out of him, clawing at his back and shoulders, gnawing at your lip to keep quiet because you wanted to be good for him.

“You wanna come, baby? I bet you do.” He teased.

“Please, lemme come, Francis.” You begged, gasping as all his attention on you brought you closer to the edge. “Please, I need to come so bad.”

“Okay, okay.” He shushed you, furthering his assault on your clit while leaning forward to suck at your neck. “You wanna come? Come. Do it.” His words pushed you over harshly. He had to keep you against the wall with his body, the hand previously holding you up now silencing you while the other helped you ride out your high. His thrusts started to become sloppy. “Oh, fuck.” 

Francis reached his peak as well, coating your insides. His thrusts slowed to a stop as you both caught your breath. You gained enough energy to grab his face, bringing him to your lips.

“I missed you.” You whispered after a deep breath. Francis grinned, kissing you again.

“I missed you too, honey.”

#francis wilkerson x reader #francis wilkerson #francis wilkerson x reader smut #malcolm in the middle #malcolm in the middle x reader #agaypanic

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Malcolm in the Middle Simp Headcanons

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Malcolm

Probably met you in the Krelboyne class

Very impressed by your brains

Always chooses you as a study buddy or project partner

Holds back complaints about life and shit just to hear you talk

This is very difficult for him to do bc the dude LOVES to complain

Holds your books/backpack for you and walks you to all your classes

Mainly because you have the same classes, but he insists he’d do it even if you didn’t

Learns everything about you and commits it to memory (which isn’t hard because of his memory)

You’re the best thing in his sucky life

Stevie had half a mind to roll away from his best friend as he went on and on about Herkabe. Something about him trying to get Malcolm to sabotage his perfect GPA so Herkabe could keep some academic record. Usually, Stevie would care very much about someone’s academic standing. But right now, he was focused on trying not to kill himself or Malcolm.

“I mean, it’s absolutely ridiculous! He’s using Reese to get me to tank a grade. Reese! It’d work better if it was-”

“Hey, guys!” You bounded towards the two, and Malcolm’s demeanor changed entirely. Stevie was grateful for your arrival because, for some reason, Malcolm lessened the bitching and moaning by a lot.

“Hey, Y/n.” The boys greeted back.

“So, what were you guys talking about?”

“Well-” Stevie was about to snitch on your boyfriend but was cut off by him.

“Oh, it was nothing.”

“Are you sure? You looked pretty passionate about it.” Malcolm assured you it was nothing, but Stevie gave you a look saying he’d tell you about it later. “Okay, then. Wanna go to class?”

“Sure!” Malcolm responded excitedly, grabbing his backpack off the lunch table you were hanging around. You said goodbye to Stevie and made your way to first period. “Want me to take your bag?” He asked but was already slipping the strap off your shoulder.

Reese

COOKS FOR YOU

ALL THE TIME

I’m convinced it’s his love language

From snacks to tide you over until lunch to full-course meals during the rare occasion that you two have the house to yourselves

Will beat the shit out of anyone who messes with you

If it’s a girl, he’ll probably get Cynthia to do it

Your happiness is his biggest priority; he can’t have some idiot messing with that

“Reese, this is delicious.” You moaned as you ate a baggie of your favorite snack that he had cooked up for you. He knew how hungry you’d get from skipping breakfast, so he packed you a little snack bag every day so you wouldn’t be miserable until lunch. He was somewhat surprised that the teacher hadn’t made him stop bringing food to class, but it might’ve had something to do with the fact that whenever you were happy, he was happy. And a teacher would rather have a happy Reese than an angry Reese.

“I think I might make that my go-to snack for you; you seem to like it the most.” You smiled at the comment, giddy that he paid attention enough to know which of his foods were your favorite.

“Well, I like all your food.”

The last bunch of kids filed in, and the last one seemed miserable. Upon closer inspection, you noticed that it was a kid in your class that messed with you frequently. You then noticed that he was littered with cuts and bruises. Immediately, you had an inkling of how this happened.

“Reese, did you do that?” He looked up at the kid, smirking at his handiwork.

“Gotta keep my girl happy.”

Francis

Thinks it’s love at first sight

Francis is such a delusional romantic tbh

If you meet him while he’s in military school, he’s always writing you poems and letters 

Half of his calls home are for you because he just wants to know how you’re doing

If you work at the ranch with him, he’ll pick up the work on your chores if you have something to do

Even if you don’t need any help, he’ll accompany you just because he loves spending time with you

You know those tiktoks that are like “when you and your friend work together, so everything’s a two-person job now”?

That’s him with EVERYTHING

Even if you’ve been together for years, he still tries to impress you with extravagant presents or ideas

You tell him you don’t need/want much, just him, but he thinks you deserve the very best

“Francis, I can do it myself.” You jokingly rolled your eyes at your boyfriend, who set out plates and cutlery for the breakfast buffet. “It’s the easiest job of my day.”

“I just wanna make it easier, baby.” Francis kissed you before straightening the table clothes in the dining hall and on the patio.

“Well, thank you.” You smiled before moving to restock the napkin dispenser. Francis raced to your side, opening the dispenser for you. “Thanks again.”

“No problem. So, I was looking at our schedules, and I noticed we should be done with work at the same time.”

“Oh, yeah?” He nodded, closing the dispenser and positioning it right on the table. “What do you have planned?”

“Not much.” He shrugged nonchalantly, but if you knew your boyfriend well, you knew at least three different activities were reserved for you two now. “Just a couple’s horse ride, massage, and then I asked Otto to make sure that one of the jacuzzis would be off limits. Just for us.”

“Oh, that sounds so nice, honey.” He cupped your cheeks, kissing you deeply, and you were thankful that the guests were either still asleep or doing something else.

“Anything for my favorite girl.”

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hii ! can i request francis wilkerson (mitm) x fem!reader smut whos really shy with intimacy and francis just guides the reader gently with fluff aftercare?

Lights On (Francis Wilkerson X Reader Smut)

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Summary: You’re not used to being intimate, so Francis makes sure your first time with him is extra special.

A/N: inspired by lights on by shawn mendes teehee i feel like this could be better but whatever

CW: p in v sex, loss of virginity, praise kink, dirty talk, mutual masturbation/exhibitionism/voyeurism, soft dom!Francis maybe ??, kinda talks you through it

***

You weren’t used to being so close to someone. At least not physically. Yes, you had your fair share of partners, but you had never gotten that far with any of them. The lack of action eventually drove them all away, leaving you heartbroken.

Francis was different, though. You thought that after so much time together, he’d be annoyed that you hadn’t had sex with him yet. But he was nothing but kind and understanding, never pushing you or trying to guilt you into anything. When you were finally ready, you knew Francis would make it all worth it.

“Hey, Francis?” You called out to him as you made the bed. The two of you had been living and working at the Grotto for a few months now, and it was absolute bliss.

“Yeah, babe?” He responded, coming out of the bathroom. 

“What’s on your schedule today?” You asked your boyfriend as he fluffed and repositioned your pillows. He let out a puff of air as he thought.

“Not much. I think a few horse rides and taking care of the stables, and then Otto let me have the rest of the night off.” Francis walked around the bed to get to you, resting his hands on your hips. “Why? Did you wanna do something?” He asked as you wrapped your arms around his shoulders.

“I have the night off too, so I was thinking maybe we’d get some dinner from the restaurant and have a night in. What do you think?” You tilted your head to the side at the end of your question, and watched Francis grin down at you.

“I think that sounds perfect.” He responded, kissing your lips. “I can’t wait.”

***

You had been thinking about tonight’s possible events all day. You were a bit surprised you got any work done. You were trying to decide on a good way to tell Francis that you were ready. Of course, you could just come out and say that you wanted to have sex with him. But being so blatant seemed a bit nerve-wracking.

When you got back to your room, you kicked off your shoes and went to the bathroom mirror. The labors of your workday were evident; your clothes were somewhat ruffled and dirty, and your hair was a bit messy. So you decided to take a shower and freshen up, the warm water relaxing the dull ache in your muscles and putting your mind at ease.

“Y/n?” You heard Francis call out as you stepped out of the shower. “I’m home!”

“Just a second!” You shouted through the door. You patted yourself dry, putting on a loose shirt, which was probably Francis’s, and underwear before stepping out of the bathroom.

You watched Francis empty a bag, placing the different takeout boxes from the Grotto restaurant on the table. Hearing you walk in, he looked up, and a smile immediately graced his lips.

“Hey, cutie.” He said, closing the small gap between you and putting a hand on your hip. “How was your day?” He asked after giving you a kiss.

“Better now that you’re here.” You responded, resting your hands on Francis’ shoulders. “I see you brought dinner.”

“Yeah, I was helping set up the tables for dinner, so I figured I’d grab our food when I was done.” 

Francis gently pulled you to the table, pulling a chair out for you. When you sat down, he took the chair next to you and opened the boxes, helping serve you first.

Dinner was filled with delicious food and light conversation. You were grateful when Francis started on a long story about something that had happened during one of his horse rides today, because it distracted you from the nervousness you had felt throughout the day. There was something about Francis that just washed away whatever nagged at you, making you calm and content.

When you were finished eating, the two of you cleared the table. You flopped down on the bed and stretched your limbs.

“So, what do you wanna do?” He asked, looking at you curiously before sitting on the bed next to you.

Now was your chance. You sat up slightly, leaning on your elbows as you looked up at Francis.

“Well…” You started, turning to lay on your side and rest your head in your hand. “I had an idea or two.”

“Oh, yeah?” Francis mirrored your position. “Such as?”

“I…” You suddenly became distracted by Francis’ lips and how close his body was to yours. You pressed your legs together, which didn’t go unnoticed by your boyfriend. He arched an eyebrow, urging you to continue. “We could have sex.”

Francis stared at you briefly, processing what you had just said. He bit his lip, scooting a bit closer to you.

“Are you sure?” He asked, and your heart melted at the fact that he wanted you to be a hundred percent confident in your decision. You nodded. “Are you sure you’re ready? Because we don’t have to.”

“I want to.” You said with finality. “I’m ready. Unless you don’t wanna have sex. I mean, in that case, obviously, we don’t have to, but I’ve been thinking about it for a long time an-”

You were glad that Francis cut off your rambling by wrapping an arm around your waist and pulling you into a deep kiss. You moaned into it, letting him guide your body to rest against the pillows on your bed before hovering over you. The hand that didn’t hold him up started to slip under the hem of your shirt.

“Is this okay?” He asked against your lips, and you nodded furiously. But that wasn’t enough for him. “Want you to say it, honey.”

“It’s okay.” You responded immediately in a whine. “More than okay.”

Now having a satisfactory answer, Francis’ hand left feather-light touches on your skin as it went along your side and up to cup one of your boobs. He started tweaking your nipple, and he swallowed the whiny moan you had let out.

“You like that, baby?” Francis asked, his lips leaving yours to kiss down the column of your neck.

“Uh-huh.”

“Want me to take this off?” He asked, toying with the hem of your shirt. You nodded and sat up, helping him tug the article of clothing off and over your head. Now almost entirely bare, Francis stared at you with hunger. “God.” He breathed out, diving in to kiss and grope at your chest, which you happily welcomed. “You’re so pretty, baby.”

Francis has said this to you before. Not a day went by without him complimenting you in some way. But the way he had said it now, voice deep with lust, left you wet and aching. You tried to close your legs together to soothe some of your neediness, but Francis noticed your reaction and smirked up at you.

“You like it when I call you pretty?” He cooed, and you nodded. He grinned, kissing your tits before trailing slowly down your stomach. “I’ll bet you’ll look even prettier when you’re stuffed full with my cock.”

“Francis.” You moaned. You grabbed his shirt, tugging at the fabric. “Can you take it off?”

“Of course, baby.” He uttered softly before kissing your lips and sitting up on the balls of his feet. As he fiddled with the buttons of his shirt, he looked at you, eyes lighting up with a mischievous glint. This meant he had an idea, and you were beyond curious about what it was. “You know what you can do while you wait?”

“What?” 

“You can touch yourself.” The casual tone in Francis’ voice made your breath hitch. “Wanna know how to make you feel good. You can do that, right? Be a good girl and get yourself off for me?”

You squirmed at the ‘good girl’ title, desperately wanting to hear more of that. Hesitantly, one of your hands drifted down your body to your aching core. You wished it was Francis’ hand instead of yours, but yours would do for now.

“You don’t have to be shy, honey,” Francis said reassuringly, pressing a kiss to your knee as he tugged off his button-up and belt, leaving him in jeans and an undershirt. “You can do it.”

Francis’ words gave you the push you needed to pull the seat of your panties to the side and graze over your clit. Begging for stimulation, the delicate touch made you twitch and sigh. Francis’ watchful eyes didn’t help with your heavy arousal.

As Francis got off the bed to tug off his pants, two of your fingers gathered your wetness, spreading it up to your clit before plunging into your pussy. You sighed in relief as you started to finger yourself, movements speeding up to a rhythm that made you writhe around on the bed and throw your head back in pleasure. 

Francis’ cock hardened at the sight of you, making him groan. Standing in his boxers, he started palming himself while watching your movements. It was like he was studying you, memorizing the pace of your fingers thrusting in and out of yourself and how you rubbed at your clit with your other hand.

Eventually, your movements started to falter, your hand growing tired of the fast motions. Hearing a whimper fall from your lips from the lack of stimulation you needed, Francis crawled onto the bed.

“Need help, baby?” He asked.

“Please.” You mewled, letting Francis grab your wrists and pull your hands away from between your thighs.

Francis’ finger prodded at your entrance, slowly entering you to get you used to his touch. You groaned, moving your hips to try to quicken his pace. Getting the message, Francis started fingering you at the same pace that you had previously, soon adding a second finger.

When his thumb began rubbing at your clit, you jolted.

“Oh, Francis.” You moaned, the coil in your stomach quickly tightening. “Francis, I’m- I’m gonna…”

“Come on, pretty girl, you can do it.” Francis coaxed, gaze constantly switching between your legs and your face. “Come for me, Y/n. Come on my fingers.”

As if those were the magic words, you snapped. Your orgasm overcame you, and you groaned and babbled as your legs shook from the immense pleasure. Francis kept up his pace to ride you through your climax. When you came down, he slowed to a stop, removing his fingers and licking up your arousal until his fingers were clean.

“Was that okay?” He asked, staring at you with a serious look. The question made you giggle.

“More than okay.” You replied. 

“Are you sure you still wanna-”

“Yes.” You interrupted. “Please, Francis. I want you so bad.”

Francis took a deep breath, thoroughly aroused by your begging. He reached over to his bedside table, opening the drawer to pull out a condom from a pack that he had bought so he’d be prepared if you ever decided you were ready. Opening the foil wrapper, he shoved off his boxers, and you watched his dick spring up, finally free from its confinements. You gulped when looking at the size of him, but still kicked off your panties with eagerness.

Once the condom was rolled on, Francis settled between your legs and looked up at you.

“I’ll go slow. If you need me to stop, just tell me.” You nodded, and he raised his eyebrows, clearly wanting a verbal answer. “Okay?”

“Okay.”

Grabbing himself, Francis swept the tip through your folds to gather your wetness and spread it with his hand before pressing to your entrance. With one final look for confirmation, Francis slowly pushed in, his free hand grabbing yours.

You inhaled sharply. The feeling was a bit strange; filling and pleasurable, but with a slight sting of pain. But you didn’t want Francis to stop. 

When he buried himself to the hilt, he stopped, wanting you to adjust to him. He planted constant kisses on any skin he could reach, mumbling praises to you that made you wetter.

“Francis.” You said, and he lifted his head from your shoulder to look at you. “Move, please.”

Slowly, Francis pulled out until just the tip was in. Then he started thrusting in and out of you at a light pace, eyeing your expressions to make sure you weren’t feeling anything other than pleasure.

“Faster.” You whined, arching your back as Francis quickened his pace. 

“Doing so good for me, baby.” Francis groaned, nipping at your chest. Your hands flew to his hair, gripping at the nape of his neck to try to ground yourself. “Such a good girl.”

You moaned loudly, hoping that any neighbors or people passing by couldn’t hear you. But then again, if they did, you wouldn’t care. You were too wrapped up in the feeling of Francis filling you to the brim, making you feel things you’d never felt with another person.

“You look so pretty.” He mumbled, watching his cock disappear inside of you and feeling you flutter around him at the compliment. “Feel so good.”

“Feels so good, Francis.” You groaned. A hand went down to rub at your clit, and Francis knew that you were close. He gently removed your hand to replace it with his own.

“Come when you’re ready, Y/n.” He said, free hand gripping your thigh. 

Once again, the pleasure swirled inside of you until you couldn’t take it anymore and snapped. You let out a guttural moan, this orgasm more powerful and overwhelming than the last. Your pussy squeezed Francis’ cock tightly, and soon enough, he came as well, spilling into the condom.

When Francis stopped his thrusting and laid on top of you, the room was filled with heavy pants as the two of you caught your breath. 

“You did so good, baby.” Francis praised you, pressing a few quick kisses to your cheeks before kissing you on the lips. “How was it?”

“Perfect.” You muttered with a blissed-out smile, clearly exhausted. 

“I’m glad.” Francis grinned, lifting himself off of you. 

He pulled out of you, making you pout at the sudden lack of fullness. He went into the bathroom, soon coming back with a damp washcloth. Gently, he wiped you clean, pressing a kiss to each of your knees. Then he threw the cloth into the hamper, going to the dresser to grab clothes for the both of you.

Now dressed in another one of his shirts and some shorts, you curled into him as he lay on the bed next to you. 

“I love you, Y/n.” He whispered into your hair, stroking your back.

“I love you too, Francis.” You replied softly, soon dozing off.

***

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Francis Wilkerson crushing on (obsessing over) you hcs

wc: 1k

pairing: francis wilkerson x gn!babysitter!reader

warnings: (canon) obsessive behavior from francis but reader is into it (against their better judgement /hj), pinning against wall, begging, francis being pathetic for you /pos, reader is trying to be professional lol

summary: Francis knew his mom hired a new babysitter to look after his brothers, but he didn't expect you to be so... perfect. now he has an impossible to manage crush on you.

song rec: obsessed with you - the orion experience

a/n: oh look another obscure heartthrob there are no fics for!! literally how did we get the scene of hal telling the boys what their relationships will be like and that Francis canonically has that gene and have no one simp loudly for him. yes I know this show went off the air years ago and I don't care. also full disclosure, I haven't watched much malcolm in the middle but I think I have a pretty good grasp on the characters let me know if anyone's ooc lmao

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Okay starting off strong 

The scene

The Scene?????

Are you fucking kidding me???

So we know he's a bit of a trouble maker 

That's putting it lightly 

But the fact is Francis is not afraid to get his hands dirty 

He is not at all afraid to get fucking messy

And you know having Lois as his mom is more than enough reason for him to be straight up feral

As Hal said, the men in their family have a habit that makes them a little unstable (and very desperate) in relationships 

It's giving greek tragedy curse 

So if you've ever wanted a hot slightly unhinged obsessive pathetic hot mess boyfriend 

Francis is the one for you 

Okay maybe boyfriend isn't quite the right word 

He’s not “technically” your boyfriend yet

But he’s hellbent on getting there eventually

He just has to warm you up a little first

Prove that he would be such a good boyfriend that you couldn’t say no

He just has to really plead his case, tell you how he feels

He figures if he’s up front and honest, lays his cards on the table

If he tells you he’s fallen for you, all the amazing traits he admires about you and that he thinks you could have some great chemistry

That he’d really love to get to know you better 

That he has a good shot at you agreeing to go on a date with him

It’s a solid plan

So he’s not sure how he ends up literally begging you on his knees, arms around your waist and kissing your stomach after getting rejected a dozen times in like two days

He thinks of something smart but every time he opens his mouth something erratic (and probably a red flag) comes out

He didn’t see this coming

No one did except Hal and Lois

Hal should start offering relationship tarot readings because in that minute and a half speech to his kids, he not only predicted Malcolm's first relationship 

But Francis's too

He's hooked up before, had flings here and there 

But he's never really liked anyone 

Until he sees you, the new babysitter Lois hired 

You're so sweet 

You're responsible, make good grades, and actually have a modicum of common sense 

Lois is hoping you're just what her boys need

Francis is often out of the house doing god knows what 

One of the reasons Lois hired you to begin with 

So it's a little while before Francis actually meets you 

But when he does?? 

Holy hell brace yourself 

When Francis sees you it changes his fucking brain chemistry 

He grabs his brothers and is like "That's the babysitter???"

"Yeah??"

"So you just forgot to mention how hot they are???" 

They did not expect this kind of reaction from him

He pays Dewey five bucks to sneak into your bag and see he can find out what body spray or lip gloss or cologne you use 

Dewey somehow manages to get in and out of your bag without you noticing

“What’s it called?” Francis asks, needing to satisfy the burning urge to know what you smell like up close

“Twilight… twilight something.” Dewey says, trying to remember. “I think it was… twilight sedation. Yeah, that’s it.” 

Francis looks over at you

“Twilight sedation…” he says dreamily

It’s twilight forest, but who’s counting

Francis needs to be around you as much as possible

Being home more than usual won’t be a problem, he thinks

He’s not responsible enough for Lois to let him watch his brothers unsupervised without utter chaos anyway, so it’s not like you’ll stop coming over

So now when you’re babysitting his brothers

When you’re making mac and cheese or helping them with their homework

He’ll find little moments to steal you away

Every time he fully intends to have a conversation with you 

Banter, build a rapport, get to know you better

And every time he ends up shamelessly coming onto you

And usually ends with him pinning you to a wall begging you to let him kiss you

Just once

Please, just once, just one time

And every time you manage to slip away and go back to what you were doing

Helping his brothers with video game levels and homework 

And every time, it leaves him wanting you more and more and more

You think he’s just messing with you at first

But you can’t deny the sincerity of his face and voice and body language

He’s burning for you

Aching for you

And it’s a little overwhelming to say the least

Especially with how out of the blue it is

You want to just have a normal conversation but always end up with him much closer to you than you expect

So you panic and slip away

And so begins the enticing game of cat and mouse between you that drives Francis even crazier for you than he thought was possible

Every time he promises himself he’ll play it cool, just be normal around you

And every time he ends up pinning you against the kitchen counter telling you what a good boyfriend he’ll be

Please just let him prove it

The logical part of your brain knows these should probably be red flags 

But a smaller part of you wants to see

The logical part of your brain also knows that you absolutely should not date the son of the woman you’re babysitting for 

Especially since (aside from Francis) this is the chillest cushiest babysitting job you’ve ever had

Lois was right, you’re exactly what her boys need

And since it’s impossible to get a babysitter, much less keep one, she’s paying you really well for this

So yeah

Dating her son would be a huge conflict of interest

You can’t

You absolutely cannot

But the one thing you failed to take into consideration is that you lowkey have horrible taste in men

So this thing building between you and Francis is really just a matter of time 

Then things are really going to get crazy

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francis as your bf, just imagine 💗 i need an obsessive hot loser 😇

you are so so real for this anon. bc he is SO obsessive and SUCH a loser. his brothers are probably the only ones that think he's cool. like at all. like, he thinks things through so well when it comes to you, then as soon as he's actually around it???? no chance. he loses all decorum, all logic, all those playful carefully planned out words and talking points. they're all out the window. instead he's dragging you into the pantry so he can pin you against the wall and beg you to let him be your boyfriend and maybe smell you up close. again. that's at least the third time this week that he's pulled this. you're not trying to lead him on, you're not trying to make it worse. it's just that he's already cute from a distance so when he's suddenly pouring all his attention on you and literally begging for a chance with you, completely shamelessly, you get all flustered and you can't look him in the eye and you don't know what to do with your hands, so you run. and every time you run it makes him chase you more.

when you actually agree???? when you finally finally say yes and let him date you?????? oh my god someone hose this boy down. if he could spend 24 hours a day with you he absolutely would. real shit, he probably starts atteninding school regularly instead of skipping like he normally would just bc you're there. if he could pull off having the same schedule as you he would. and like most of that should be a red flag, and it would be on anyone else, but he just... likes you so much. and you know this. you can tell, anyone can, just from the way he acts around you. even if you're super oblivious, you can TELL that Francis likes you a whole ass lot. he's incredibly clingy and will ABSOLUTELY stare at you as much as he possibly can. Lois is very very very in favor of you two dating because now Francis is spending all his time with you and thinking about you and talking about you instead of yk... being a delinquent. Lois really can't complain too much. Now all she has to worry about is the possibility of you getting pregnant (if you're afab) and that alone is enough to give her gray hairs. Francis acts relieved when you kiss him, like you make the room stop spinning when you touch him. it's like he needs you, because he does. don't get me wrong though, as good of an influence on him as you are, he's still Francis. remember when Malcolm beat the shit out of that one kid for talking to his girlfriend????? Francis is.... worse. there's like a 50/50 chance that if some dude flirts with you Francis will try to light him on fire.

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Childhood friends to lovers with Francis Wilkerson x male reader 🙏🙏🙏

Francis thinking he’s straight until he and reader get older and he starts to question himself. They start to lose touch when Francis gets sent to military school, but when he comes back he sees reader and is like “…ok maybe I’m a little gay-“ maybe ends in fluffy kisses 🥹

Kissing The Homie (Francis Wilkerson X Male!Reader)

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Summary: Francis always thought he was straight. When he comes home from military school and sees his childhood friend for the first time in almost two years, he starts to learn some things about himself.

A/N: kind of unserious title bc i didn’t know what to title this lol also i feel like this sucks but i wanted to work on something

***

“What the hell do you mean you’re going to Alabama?” You asked your best friend, about to laugh. This must have been some insane joke. “Francis, you can’t be serious.”

“I wish I wasn’t, man.” He sighed, running a hand through his long hair and taking a drag of his cigarette. “My mom’s crazy.”

“Can you blame her? She’s got you as a son.” You snorted at your own jab, and Francis shoved your shoulder.

“It’s not funny, Y/n! I’m going to military school; I might as well die.”

“Don’t be so dramatic, Francis.” You snatched his cigarette to take a smoke. “You’ll get kicked out and be back here before you know it.”

“Yeah, I guess.” He murmured. The two of you were quiet for a minute, passing the cigarette back and forth. In a week, Francis was getting shipped off to a military school across the country, and although you joked about it, you didn’t know when you’d see him again, if at all. Sure, you’d been friends since you were five, but being states away with probably little contact could change that.

“I’ll miss you, man.” You said solemnly before smashing the lit cigarette against the bottom of your shoe. Francis laughed, shaking his head.

“Don’t be gay, dude.” Now it was your turn to push him.

“Shut up.”

***

Contact with Francis became less and less the more that time went on. It wasn’t really anyone’s fault; you two just became too busy with other things. You pulled away from Richie and Francis’ other friends, realizing that you only ever hung out with them because Francis hung out with them. Not wanting to end up in the same boat your friend was in, you started focusing more on school. You and Francis tried to keep up with each other, but sending letters felt too time-consuming, and Francis used most of his phone calls on his family or girlfriend of the week.

You’d sulk about it, but that’s just how life worked.

Because you and Francis were childhood friends, your parents were somewhat close with each other. So you weren’t surprised when you came home from school one day, and your mom told you she got Lois to get you a job at Lucky Aide. The only bright side was getting money, although it wasn’t much.

After what felt like forever, spring break had finally come. It didn’t feel like much of a difference to you since you still had to work, but it’s the thought that counts. You got to work fewer hours because Lucky Aide had some kind of program going on where a bunch of people could work and do inventory for the week. Craig was in charge of it, so you didn’t care much about it.

“Hey, I got another box for you.” A voice sounded behind you while you were stocking a shelf. It sounded a bit familiar, but then again, this was a small town.

“Thanks, man. Just put it next to the open one.” You turned around and were startled by the baby blue eyes looking at you. “Holy shit. Francis?”

“Y/n, hey!” Francis dropped the box and roped you into a hug, patting you on the back. You hugged him back, a bit shocked. “I didn’t know you worked at Lucky Aide.”

“Have been for a few months. I didn’t know you were back in town.”

“Just for spring break.”

“Nice, nice.” You nodded, looking him up and down. Military school seemed to do him some good. Not behavior-wise, he was probably still a menace. But you mentally thanked whoever made him cut his hair. Sure, the long hair looked cool. But it looked so good the way it was now, short but messy. And after almost two years, he seemed so much more mature. Again, not behaviorally. He looked, dare you say, kind of hot.

Wait, you shouldn’t be looking at your friend this way. You didn’t like guys.

Maybe.

Little did you know, Francis was looking at you the same way. He didn’t think anyone would look as good as you did in a Lucky Aide smock. You filled it out perfectly. And you had certainly grown a lot since he last saw you, almost reaching his height now with broader shoulders. But you still had the smart-ass smirk on your face that he loved to see.

But Francis wasn’t gay. Nuh-uh. He just knew how to appreciate another dude’s looks. Yeah, that’s it.

“Well, listen, man. I dunno when your shift is over, but I get off at five, so maybe tonight we could catch up or something.” You suggested, continuing your task of restocking the shelves behind you. Even though he probably had something to do, Francis helped you by handing you items from the box.

“Yeah, that sounds great. My mom’s being a real pain in the ass-”

“What else is new?”

“-so I’m a little desperate to get away from home.”

“Well, I have a car now, so just let me know when you’re free.” He was about to answer you when Craig appeared at the end of the aisle.

“Francis! What are you doing here? The bouncy balls are not gonna recount themselves.” You laughed while Francis rolled his eyes, clearly annoyed his peace was interrupted. 

“You better go.” You said, taking the final item from his hands. He sighed, briefly balling his hands into fists before letting them rest at his sides.

“Yeah, I guess. I’ll see you later.”

“See you later, man.” You patted his shoulder before pushing him away, watching him mope and drag his feet toward where Craig was waiting for him.

***

Instead of waiting until his shift ended, Francis snuck out behind you after you clocked out. He raised the collar of his jacket to cover his face as he ran out to your car, making you cackle as you fished around in your pocket for your keys. He practically dove into the passenger’s seat when the car was unlocked.

“Where do you wanna go?” You asked as you settled in the driver’s seat, turning the car on.

“As long as I’m out of the house and not at work, I literally don’t care.”

Half an hour later, you were tearing into a giant bag of fast food in a park’s parking lot. A random radio station played as you messily ate the cheap food. You reached down to the floor of your backseat and pulled out a bottle of cheap alcohol. Francis definitely wasn’t opposed when you offered to splash some in his soda cup.

“So, what’s military school like?” You asked, chewing through the last of the curly fries. Francis swallowed the bite of his burger and grinned over at you.

“Dude, it’s so much better than I thought it’d be. I mean, most of it sucks, but the amount of shit I’ve gotten into is crazy.”

“Such as?” Francis’ eyes lit up. Clearly, a story had popped into his head, but then he sunk into his seat as if it were embarrassing. “Oh man, this one’s gotta be good.”

“Okay, so it was sometime last year. A buddy of mine and I did community service for a local beauty pageant. It was perfect, half-naked women everywhere who would want some kind of attention. Of course, I showed interest in the pageant to get with one of them. But…” He trailed off, and you leaned toward him in your seat, silently egging him on. He looked away from you. “But instead, she and the rest of the girls thought I was gay.”

You couldn’t help but snort.

“Were they right?” You received an eye roll and a punch in the shoulder.

“Shut up, man.”

“Oh, come on! You can’t tell me all that and expect me to not ask questions.” You looked away and took a bite of your burger, confused by the slight disappointment you felt. It’s not like you really cared about the answer. “It’s no big deal if you are, bud.”

“And who said I am?” Francis’ voice was higher than it just was, like he was slightly panicked by the accusation.

“Those pageant girls, apparently.” You answered with a teasing grin. “Ever kissed a guy?”

“Gee, Y/n, no. Guess I never had the opportunity.” Francis sighed, taking a large sip of his spiked soda. You raised your eyebrows in surprise. Sure, it seemed believable while he lived in a military academy in Alabama. But, especially looking the way Francis does now, you’re hesitant to believe he never even had the offer.

Huh, maybe you did like guys. Or at least a guy.

“Do you want an opportunity?” The words left your mouth before you even thought about them, surprising you further. By the look on his face, Francis was just as surprised.

“What?” He managed to choke out. You shrugged, trying to seem nonchalant about the fact that you had just offered to kiss your childhood-turned-somewhat estranged best friend.

“Just saying, Francis. Better to kiss a friend than a stranger. Besides, who knows? You might like it.” You kept out the part that you were now secretly rooting for him to accept. You smirked at a now thoughtful Francis, trying to seem uncaring yet slightly intrigued by the whole matter.

A quiet Francis wasn’t a good one, which had you worried. You had half a mind to laugh, claiming that you were joking or that the cheap alcohol had taken your filter. But you were too deep now; you wanted to know what he’d say.

Francis licked his lips before turning to look at you, taking a deep exhale.

“Fuck it.” The craziest part was that he seemed completely serious.

Wordlessly, you both prepared yourselves. There seemed to be this unspoken agreement that whatever happened in your car would stay in your car until the both of you died. You took a final long sip of liquid courage before Francis took your face in his hands. You didn’t expect him to take charge of the situation, but you’re glad he did because the situation probably wouldn’t have happened if he hadn’t.

The kiss was quick but enough to absolutely boggle your mind. Francis slipped one of his hands to the back of your head to draw you in. His fingers became tangled with your hair, keeping you in place after he pulled away. The two of you were quiet with eyes closed, not knowing how to proceed.

“Am I a good kisser, Wilkerson?” You asked, trying to lighten the mood. Francis took the shy grin off your lips with another quick kiss, and when he pulled away, you opened your eyes this time. His baby blue eyes stared at you, filled with surprise and profoundness and what you wanted to say was lust.

“Okay…” Francis licked his lips again, taking a deep breath. God, it was so hot. “I think I might be a little gay.”

“Agreed.” You replied, staring back at him. He immediately went back in for a kiss that was longer and deeper than the previous ones. And you didn’t complain in the slightest.

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think i might start posting my character playlists (the songs, not actual playlist links bc all my playlists are private lol) on my masterlists, would yall be interested in that? (will probably do it whether people want it or not teehee)

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