I want a prequel exclusively centered around the PM having the actual worst days of their lives under the Old Boss and just coming up with increasingly elaborate, stupid schemes to get through his increasingly elaborate stupid villanness like please, it was such a toxic miserable abusive household-workplace with like your literally evil granddad.
you don't notice it at first. but his gaze his gentle and suiting. yosano calls you from her office and, of course, you're leaping from your desk to answer her question. you hover near the entrance of her office, discussing a meeting you had with the agency just the previous night.
dazai pauses his work. the sun is setting turning the office a decadent shade of crimson and orange. but his eyes trail over to your figure in the entrance of yosano's office. his hands are interlaced neatly into each other and his chin rests just so on them. his eyes glisten as he soaks in your presence in the careening light.
he's just so enraptured by you. a sort of horrid feeling of adoration boils in the depths of his chest and he just can't admit that he's taken some form of affection for you.
as you turn, dazai's eyes glaze over and he can feel his breath escape from his lips. for the first time, he feels uncertain. should he play it off? look away? laugh and pretend he's not absolutely infatuated by your every waking minutes on earth?
"something the matter, osamu?"
and, oh god, his stomach churns when you speak his name so beautifully, so achingly.
"nothing," he croons, smiling as he tears his gaze away.
— 𝐂𝐡𝐮𝐮𝐲𝐚 𝐍𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚
the lovely, warmth of the alcohol in the back of your throat buzzes tenderly. you're chatting with hirotsu about something vague. the rest of today's mission is surrounded by nothing but memories of things unworthy of mention. at your side is chuuya, who peers into the depths of his wine glass with apprehension.
then, his eyes trail to your face. he wants to blame it on the alcohol. it would be so easy to let fragile words tumble from his mouth and into your heart, but he's not tipsy enough for this. instead, his eyes linger on the way your lips move to answer a question, the way the smile crinkles your skin, and the way your eyes wrinkle with gratuity.
fuck, his mind is a mess and it isn't even that late yet. he's drunk on your laughter, your smile, your... everything. the red painted on his cheeks does nothing to hide his pure devotion to your very being as you turn to check up on him.
chuuya can barely comprehend your words properly. his eyes are zeroed in on your expression, a look of concern flashing across your face as you place a hand on his cheek. he's about ready to choke on the wine in the back of his throat.
"you feeling okay, chuuya?"
he stutters out something inaudible and curses vaguely when you smile. he swears he's making it so obvious he's head over heels for you.
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———writing masterlist。。。
warning! some cringe. . .
* : old work!
save a horse, go on a ride with the cowboy! —— [ hsr; boothill & reader ]
eh? wh- what?! —— [ ob!; mammon x mc/reader ]
oh, bartender! —— [ op; portgas d. ace x male bartender! reader ]
sooo i finished the bsd anime! thoughts on s5 ft spoilers ofc:
- i heard about people hating fukuchi but he was honestly such an amazing villain his fights were always really epic and i liked his connection to fukuzawa
- tecchou and kenji best friends i'm here for it
- where the fuck is jouno i want him back where are gin and tachihara and hirotsu and higuchi i need them
- lucylucylucylucy-
- this fandom made chuuya out to be so much more relevant than he actually was and i feel deceived but also episodes with him were always like a special treat for me
- sigma really grew on me i think i'm gonna read the manga
- BRAM STOKER?!?
- tanizaki yosano and kyouka did virtually nothing during the finale and i'm okay with that. not because i didn't miss them but because we got rage!kenji instead and that was pretty metal.
- listen i really want fyodor to be dead simply because i think characters should be actually dying for a change but also i don't trust this show and its fucking fake deaths people don't need their arms to live
- soukoku is so toxic and so important to me and they should never get a happy ending in any timeline
OH and for the excerpts asks haha. sending u number 9!!
9. an excerpt with characters i love
more sskk my happy marriage au bcs it makes me so excited (ft gin, atsushi & hirotsu)
“Greetings. You must be Nakajima-san.” The first to speak was a man around fifty with his hair and goatee fully gray, dressed sharply in black and white. “And apologies too. We were expecting your arrival soon, but no one sent word it would be today.”
“My brother is currently at work, but will be back before dinner.” Right as Atsushi started to wonder if the other person (who seemed to be more or less his own age) might be Akutagawa Ryûnosuke, they confirmed otherwise. Not like knowing that eased his worries in any capacity, since making a good impression to his future sibling-in-law was incredibly important as well. “Gin, by the way.” They were dressed in typical masculine clothing and also had quite the soft voice, but what struck Atsushi the most were their sharp gray eyes scanning him through and through.
sigh. bsd warriors au (rough height lineup + some notes under the cut)
loosely based off of canon builds of course. with some improv where i Do Not See canon height (ie kouyou) or just couldn't remember and didn't want to look it up
before i go into specific designs: yes i know pinning down specific breeds in a warriors setting is kind of useless, but i like having the point of reference so /shrug. also i mostly don't have names in mind but i have noted ideas where i feel strongly about them
atsushi (prefix tiger. obviously) mostly pulls from toygers -- i was going to make him a lynx point, then i found out these guys exist.
dazai's white markings are mostly meant to mirror his bandages. and yes he is a mackerel tabby. no further comment
kyouka (prefix dusk or blossom/bloom? i guess you could combine those into duskblossom/duskbloom as well)'s marking is similarly for her phone. it's heart-shaped because i just always like that in designs/actual cats.
kunikida -- as well as mori and hirotsu, though the latter is longhaired -- mostly pulls from siamese and oriental shorthairs.
ranpo is a classic tabby. as you might be able to tell i do not um. fully know how to color that yet
was waffling between burmese and spotted tabby for yosano for a while; the only deciding factor was that i didn't want to color another tabby. silver lining was that i accidentally made her face markings kind of resemble a butterfly in attempting to stylize.
i was yukking it up about pretending to forget tanizaki and just doing him later for so long that i actually forgot kenji (prefix sun) until i had started on sketches. sorry. anyway he's meant to be some sort of british shorthair/norwegian forest cat mix because british shorthairs are so friend-shaped but i also liked the idea of him being fluffy and eventually giant
tanizaki's ears are based off of american curls', i wanted to do something distinguishing and the curls are cute -- and not inherently linked with major health detriments like scottish folds.
fukuzawa (prefix wolf) is a maine coon. they tend to look so stern and regal, especially with neck ruffs.
the akutagawa siblings (i like them having kind of matching prefixes like raven and crow but shadowstrike/something similar also seems fitting for either) are partially based on singapuras because of their huge eyes. their white markings are respectively for akutagawa's cravat & hair streaks and gin's mask & choker.
chuuya (prefix fox, foxflight?) is a somali mix. ft maine coon-style ear tufts solely because they're cool. also every time i look at his placement on the size chart i laugh a little. sorry king
kouyou (prefix cherry, cherryshade? cherryblaze? cherrystorm?) is a flame/red point balinese.
higuchi is just a generic shorthaired tabby. i thought about making her a dilute calico/tortie but decided against it for similar reasons to yosano.
tachihara is a tortoiseshell because i like torties and i thought it would nicely represent both his conflicted alliances and natural/dyed hair colors. also yes xy tortoiseshells/calicos are super rare if not nonexistent but if you don't think i already handle almost everyone as trans by default that's on you.
i don't have any genuine reasoning for kajii (prefix lemon) being a sphynx i just thought it would be funny.
q is meant to be a chimera! it helps represent their hair and eyes, and it seems fitting for them to have absorbed a twin or something lmao.
chapter one, not a lot of fun panels because it's a lot of weird exposition, but there's ranpo in the background
chapter two, honorable mention to kunikida and dazai doing rock paper scissors to see who is going in to "save the hostage" first
chapter three, junichiro is a sales clerk?? what does that mean and how didn't I know that?? also how does that make him able to conduct an interview??
chapter four, mostly just akutagawa simping lol he's so in love
chapter five, off to a strong start with whatever is happening with old man hirotsu
chapter six, not that exciting, but HELLO
1. higuchi could tell when dazai was tlaking about her 2. the random mottos and 3. CHUUYA WTFF HE HASN'T BEEN INTRODUCED YET THIS IS SO RANOM LMAOOOOOO
chapter seven, an introduction to yosano and kyoka ft. kajii being low-key kinda pretty (and kunikida's likes and dislikes)
chapter eight, kind of all over the place but man it's still fun to read
read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/DRsk4by
by zaikunxx
A totally funny Halloween party fic! BSD edition!
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It went like this; To further strengthen the bond between the mafia and the agency, they decided to host a Halloween party in the agency’s office.
Words: 4967, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: Multi
Characters: Armed Detective Agency Ensemble (Bungou Stray Dogs), Port Mafia Ensemble (Bungou Stray Dogs), Armed Detective Agency and Port Mafia Ensembles (Bungou Stray Dogs), Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs), Paul Verlaine (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs), Yosano Akiko (Bungou Stray Dogs), Tanizaki Naomi, Tanizaki Junichirou (Bungou Stray Dogs), Ozaki Kouyou (Bungou Stray Dogs), Tachihara Michizou (Bungou Stray Dogs), Higuchi Ichiyou (Bungou Stray Dogs), Akutagawa Gin, Akutagawa Ryuunosuke (Bungou Stray Dogs), Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Fukuzawa Yukichi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Hirotsu Ryuurou (Bungou Stray Dogs), Miyazawa Kenji (Bungou Stray Dogs), Kunikida Doppo (Bungou Stray Dogs), Edogawa Ranpo (Bungou Stray Dogs), Edgar Allan Poe (Bungou Stray Dogs), Izumi Kyouka (Bungou Stray Dogs), Mori Ougai (Bungou Stray Dogs)
Relationships: Dazai Osamu/Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs), Akutagawa Ryuunosuke/Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Minor or Background Relationship(s), Ozaki Kouyou/Yosano Akiko (Bungou Stray Dogs), Akutagawa Gin/Higuchi Ichiyou, Edogawa Ranpo/Edgar Allan Poe (Bungou Stray Dogs)
Additional Tags: Dazai Osamu Being An Asshole (Bungou Stray Dogs), Nakahara Chuuya Is So Done (Bungou Stray Dogs), HALLOWEEN FIC THAT TOTALLY ISNT LATE, Everyone Is Gay, was lazy af ok gave up cuz i was late anyway, professional cockblocker Paul Verlaine, chuuya yosano and kouyou r wine aunties prove me wrong, verlaine is in this fic bc i think he deserves screen time, ranpo and his rich sugar daddy poe, Rushed, Attempt at Humor, totally failed lmao, Armed Detective Agency Shenanigans (Bungou Stray Dogs), Armed Detective Agency and Port Mafia Have a Truce (Bungou Stray Dogs), unclear timeline, probably after mersault without all the heavy stuff, SHIT I SHOULDVE PUT AYA AND BRAM IN AND SIGMA AS WELL, butttt im too lazy too, my parents didnt raise a quitter, but - Freeform, however, they did raise a procrastinator keke
read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/DRsk4by
Could you please do nsfw headcanons with tachihara?
words cannot express how hot he is🚶♀️
tachihara nsfw headcannons
ft. tachihara x gn! reader
genre: fluff, nsfw, probably crack
warnings: seggsy stuff 🤞(gun play mentioned)
absolute sucker for moaning in your ear
not the loud obnoxious moaning that rips your ear drums—more like the soft yet aggressive moans that fill the room.
y’all know the tiktok sound that goes “do you like this position😏?” THAT’S LITERALLY HIS VOICE IDC I’M MAKING IT CANNON—
he has a raspy yet whiny voice when he’s talking while pounding into you.
angry/aggressive sex is very common for y’all since he works in the mafia and always has a stick up his ass🤪 sometimes he literally won’t shut up about his work. Especially when he’s literally pounding his dick into you ಠ_ಠ?
“God—”grunt “I hate—” grunt “that fucking” grunt “Gin so much...” grunt “it’s like she’s got a stick up her ass” grunt “all th-the time..”
he’ll let out a moan and press a soft kiss on your forehead to let you know how good you feel.
meanwhile you’re just laying there (trying to focus on the sex) like this 🧍♂️
“Tachihara if you mention Gin one more time, I’ll be the one in her bed tomorrow 😐”
“Oh, so should I talk about Hirotsu then? God I could complain about that man all day long—”
*proceeds to complain about him*
“Tachihara if you mention either Gin or Hirotsu one more time, you’ll catch me in bed with him too😐”
there’s like two sides to this man
he can be aggressive and dominant as fuck but also sweet and gentle so more like a soft dom
the duality 😩
it really depends on the day
one day he’ll be like “oh yeah? You’re such a whore for my cock” and the next day he’ll be like “aw, you look so pretty with my hands wrapped around your throat 🥺”
basically the same words but different energy okay👨🦯
he’s a switchh 😚 more of a softy when you ride him—mumbling shit into your ear like “you look so cute sitting on my lap like that...” or “shh, does it hurt baby? You’re doing so good for me...”
HOLY SHATT🏃🏼♀️💨💨
If you tug his hair while he’s giving you head, he’ll go FERALL
literally what possesses this man to moan onto the sweet spot between your legs holy whewajshwh
GUN PLAYYY
it’s not necessarily a kink for either of you
you just noticed he always has his guns with him so one day when he teased you (yes he likes to tease you):
with one hand covering your mouth and another between your legs, he whispered in your ear “careful, babe. If you make too much noise—the others will hear how good I’m making you feel.”
to get back at him, you pulled up and said “oh? If I don’t shut up—are you gonna tease me with your guns?” 🤷♀️
he took it a little too literal so now it’s an inside joke between the two of you to use his guns LMAO
It’s not serious or dangerous—more like he puts the tip of his gun on your stomach or drags it down your inner thigh to watch you squirm under his touch 😏
the bullets stay in‼️
“Aw, is my little baby scared they’re gonna get hurt?”
like the little brat you are, you’d say “as if” and lift your hips to shove the gun deeper onto your skin. That kinda surprises him, good job y/n😇
as for cumming, it’s never ever in the same place
either he fills you up, or ends up spilling on your stomach. He’s messy—so he’ll just collapse on your chest with his arms around your waist after the both of you orgasm.
his top priority is making you feel good—but neither of you have the patience for edging so don’t worry, you’ll be getting pleased within a few hours 👌
aftercare:
He isn’t too big on aftercare—in fact, if the sex is messy he’ll just draw a bubble bath and carry you bridal style while you’re just like “WHAT THE FUCK” and he’ll drop you in the tub and then climb in himself
You get used to it after the first few times, in fact it’s a daily routine to be carried to the bathtub🥰
He’ll just light a cigarette and the both of you will stay in the bath while the smell of shampoo and smoke mix together and holy fucking shit is that too much to ask for
You’ll definitely have a few soft bruises around your hips and hickeys all over your neck—he’s not immune either—you’ve marked him up equally as good 😭
He always has band aides with him, so if you wanna cover the bruises he’ll gladly sit you down, and press soft kisses everywhere he marked you before sticking on the band aides.
sheepishly scratching the back of his neck, he’d say “heh...sorry babe, I went a little rough...”
eyeing his equally marked up body, you’d smugly smirk. “It’s fine—it seems I went a little rough too😙”
request: may i ask for a scenario or headcanons for chuuya with a female s/o who is really popular in the mafia? everybody likes her and wants to spend time with her :)
# tags: scenario; current relationship; jealous!chuuya; romance; lil bit of comedy; also fluff; maybe drama; kisses; sfw
includes: female reader ft. chuuya nakahara + rest of port mafia in the background {bsd}
author’s note: i like this so much! thank you!
“Chuuya-kun!” Your joyful voice echoed between the corridors, so the red head turned around. Seeing your figure running towards him, a small smile appeared on his usually dissatisfied face.
“Y/N. Hello.” He said, to which you nodded, and after a while you grabbed his hand. “Hm?”
“I have an offer and you can't refuse it.” You started mysteriously, and the twenty-two-year-old raised an eyebrow. Seeing your face, he smiled gently after a while, and you stood on your toes. “When we finish our work, maybe we can go to my house and...”
“... Y/N-chan!”
Unfortunately, you were unable to finish the sentence, because from nowhere, Tachihara and Mr. Hirotsu appeared next to you and Nakahara. You immediately bowed to the two men out of pure respect, because they’ve been working much longer than you have in the Port Mafia.
“Hiiii. What’s my favorite Mafia’s girl doing?” The boy with the plaster on his nose asked with a wide smile, your cheeks flushing in an instant. Chuuya snorted quietly under his breath.
“Y/N, you were gonna tell me something.” Your man reprimanded you and you nodded.
“Yes! You’re right!” You were about to open your mouth when another happy voice rang through the walls of the building. Shortly thereafter, Kajii appeared next to you, asking what are you doing now.
Surrounded by so many men, you didn’t know what to say first, so you only stood and smiled while listening to the argument between Michizou and Motojirou. Chuuya, on the other hand, was still standing next to you, feeling even more angry in his stomach because he was experiencing the same things every day. Literally day in and day out.
Whenever you had the opportunity to talk with your lover, someone would interrupt you. Sometimes it was boss Mori, sometimes the current three men like in this moment, sometimes Elise who wanted to play with you, sometimes Ozaki, sometimes even Akutagawa. You were always taken from him and you two could talk only after finishing work, when your boyfriend dragged you for a walk or to the bar. It was so terribly annoying for Chuuya, though he never said it out loud, knowing that you liked the other members very much.
Your blue-eyed boy didn’t want to take your friends away from you, knowing that they give you a lot of fun too.
But it didn’t change the fact that your boyfriend felt... overlooked. And less well-liked than you, although it was not main of a problem, because he didn’t like anyone too much too, but you know...
“What’s that noise?”
‘Great. She came too.’ The foxy-haired thought as she saw the blonde woman in a black suit approaching all of you. Her face was focused and cold, but as soon as she saw your figure, a small blush touched her face.
“Y-Y/N-chan!”
“Oh. Good afternoon, Higuchi-san.” You smiled at her, which made her cheeks much more redder.
Chuuya’s left eyebrow twitched.
As more questions and praise rained in your direction, your boyfriend stood beside you, gently tapping the sole of his shoe. He was still calm, but when Tachihara asked if you would go out for a drink with him tonight, your boyfriend stepped into action, shaking your hand. You looked at Chuuya out of the corner of your eye, understanding what he meant.
“I’m really sorry guys, but I already have plans for today. Maybe we’ll all go to the bar at next weekend?” You said in a warm voice, which everyone agreed to, thinking it was a really good idea. “Let’s go back to work, or boss Mori will get angry on us, haha.” You added and bowing once again to them.
After, when your friends left you and Chuuya, you looked at your lover again, touching his lightly rosy cheek.
“Everything alright, darling?”
“It’s just... Don’t you feel tired of their questions? Because of them, we never have free time to talk.” He muttered, turning his head slightly.
“I feel this way sometimes, but I like them a lot. I’m sorry if you feel left out, but you know that I only love you and they are just friend from work.” You responded honestly, moving closer to hug him.
At first you didn’t feel the boy returning your hug. Instead, something ended up on your head. You quickly looked up and you saw a piece of your boyfriend’s hat. Your cheeks turned pink when you realized that Chuuya would never let anyone to touch it.
“Take it and wear it while I’m not around. Maybe then the rest members will understand that you’re my girlfriend, not their.” He rolled his eyes, wrapping his arm around your shoulders. You nodded in big as heck shock. “Anyway. What were you trying to tell me then?”
“W-Well... Maybe when we finish work, we'll went to me and see a movie or...”
“... Oh! Onee-chan!” Elise’s happy, girly voice and sight of Mori walking beside her made Chuuya tilted his head back.
“Hold me or I’ll kill them. I swear to God, I will crush them into the wall like a little, stinky bugs.”
You laughed softly, giving him a small smooch on the cheek and quickly saying that after work you invite him to your apartament for a horror movie and red, dry wine who you bought two days ago.
The boy nodded to you, then patted the hat on your head and started walking forward, ‘cause he had a few more tasks to do. You, on the other hand, paid some attention to the conversation with the little, cute girl and your leader.