#fuck like if someone. anyways;h

[shima-draws]

#SOMEONE put a GODDAMN H*talia post on my dash and OF COURSE. #My brain IMMEDIATELY jumps to one of the few good things to come out of the fandom #That being the game that makes me cry like a LITTLE BITCH #It's about the struggle. The knowledge that everything will be reset anyway. #The fact that Ita has to make friends with everyone #Again and again and again and AGAIN #And watch them die again and again and again and AGAIN #He's so numb to it that nobody even notices. He pretends to act normal but he's not NOTHING IS NORMAL #Clenches my fists #Fuck. #And Ludwig building a safety room over the course of a thousand resets. And Kiku getting visions. #And Gil hearing voices. And Lovi showing up for the FIRST TIME after so many loops #And Arthur going BLIND and Alfred being FRUSTRATED ABOUT IT AHGHGHGHHG #And the monster getting stronger and stronger and STRONGER #Lies down #I need to replay it actually. Probably. #HetaOni #Hetalia #Shima speaks

[stevethehairington]

not to be completely horny on main or anything buuuuuut i went to my local usl men's soccer team game tonight and there is this one player who's shorts are like. AT LEAST one to two sizes too small so like they are very tight and very short, and his thighs are INCREDIBLE, like hot damn soccer player legs man. BUT tonight it was RAINY and WET so all the players were slippin and slidin across that turf even more than usual and naturally this made the guy's shorts ride up even more fjksksld so they fully looked like volleyball spandex. aLSO they were the home team so they were wearing their WHITE uniforms in the RAIN and HOBOY. let 👏 me 👏 just 👏 tell 👏 you 👏 i suuuuuure enjoyed the show 🥵🤪🥴

#the funny part is like i do not even think the guy's face is all that attractive #like hes not ugly or anything but hes also not super hot either #but good golly miss dolly his t h i g h s #inCREDIBLE #those are CERTAINLY super fucking hot fjwiskdk #also like the way he carries himself — you KNOW he knows what hes doing w those little shorts. like you KNOW he knows hes got killer thighs #and that is super hot too dhsjkskd #aNYWAYS #soRRY #i just had to share this with sOMEONE fjskdkkd #mack rambles

[steakout-05]

*clenched fists, head on the table, white knuckled, seething, hyperventilating, visible veins showing, sweating, about to burst into tears, shaking violently, going to explode*

it's.... spelled........ JON.............. arbuckle........

#how i actually feel when i see someone spell jon arbuckle's name as ''john'' for the 574867347th time /j #jon arbuckle #garfield #shitpost #i find it interesting how many people spell his name with a H though #like i get that john is the more common spelling but also it was never written or spelled that way in any garf media #it's more common with people who haven't read garfield which is understandable actually #this post is a joke i don't actually get mad when people spell his name with a H #it's just like... you know that feeling you get when you really REALLY want to correct someone on a piece of info you know they got wrong? #yeah it's that #i'm very passionate about garfield if you couldn't tell lol #i guess there's just so much misinfo about garfield that it gets kinda exhausting #like i've heard a couple people say that garfield was made during WW2??? #and when i first heard that i was like ''????? literally no it wasn't???'' #like i mean this in the most polite way but What The Actual Fuck Are You Talking About #omg that's like that andrew garfield tweet i hate so much. you know the one that says that garfield was created by his granddad- #-about his cat who was named 'lasagna'? i hate that tweet with every fiber of my being there's SO MUCH wrong about it it's not even funny #i think that tweet is actually satire though but honestly it's so hard to tell what's satire and what isn't anymore #anyway. jon is spelled jon not john have a good day :)

[beemers-hell]

when I saw you posted another chapter to bfta, I literally DIED . it was genuinely moving enough for me to reread all the chapters before it (since I had in the past and was waiting very happily for the newest.) i HAVE TO SAY I ADORE how you portray every single character you write: they are all loveable and feel undoubtedly in character/lifelike to me it's insane. mind blowing. I've had genuine massive bursts of just HYSTERIA BECAUSE OF HOW HAPPY SOME OF THE INTERACTIONS IN THESE FICS GO!!! it's genuinely crazy and has been pretty much ruining my life/POS ever since I first read through. IM SO REAL AND HONEST RIGHT NOW I'm hanging on to every fucking word within an inch of my life and I swear I feel some of the struggles that are being dealt with in my bones;; they are so relatable and it's lead me to start trying to figure myself out further. I'm so excited for more chapters and I do know you're going through it so I hope you recover well 🩷

hey what if i just started fucking crying all over the place HELLO!!!!

#beemer asks #slash pos #genuinely comments like this about the fic mean SOOOO so much to me #cause like im very passionate about and proud of my writing and i wanna share that passion with yall and see it pay off and all that #but like sharing my autistic ass experiences with people is so important to me so others like me can see themselves in the shit i make #so the world feels a little less lonely bc you know someone else out there understands what you're going through #bc i sure as fuck needed something like that growing up undiagnosed and not knowing why the fuck i wasnt normal and couldnt be #anyway. #WZHAHSDAAHEFGWVJHBSDNCAHAHB!h!w!h!!!!!! #YOU CANT BE NICE TO ME IT MAKES ME SOB

[shit-wcue-players-say]

BREAKING NEWS: canon character banned from own series for being "too problematic" (by the same community that also thinks visibly disabled characters(and likely people in general) need to be censored or otherwise hidden because "some people think that's gross" which is a mixed signal at best. Do we care about their feelings or not)

#basically the moral of the story is wcue players fucking hate disabled people but they won't admit it #and also eventually your “activism” wraps back around into being harm if you keep going long enough #eventually any depiction at all becomes “potentially offensive to someone out there” #i generally try not to “slippery slope” things but they are basically already there in this case so i feel like i'm allowed to this time #wcue #roblox #reports channel #good lord #i'm going to die young #dislike “-kitty” users btw. not as aggravating as “exp” line breaks in bio S/H people #but close #one time me and my friend were hanging around #and someone walked up to my friend unprovoked and suggested he change his bio from “tom” to “hekitty” #because his character had pink on him and they insisted that it “fit better” #anyway that's not related i'm just being reminded of it #no i couldn't tell you why their name is offcenter either #i do know it's on purpose though and i hate it #sorry i have a lot to say about this one lmfao #remember this game is officially endorsed by the warrior cats team. Surely they cant possibly know what kind of shit goes on in there #if they did i think they'd shit their pants

[ghostsontelevision]

people are right to complain abt the amount of wyllstarion fics that are "wyll is astarion's therapist/knight/savior" but i'm gonna be real. those fic exist for literally every x astarion pairing. you put any other character in the proximity of that vampire twink and years of trauma-informed sex education is beamed into their brain

#for the record. this is not a good thing lmao #i dont want to read abt someone teaching astarion that consent is cool. i would like to read abt characters please. #this is why i cant get behind h*lstarion other than just not liking halsin. its all just halsin being like hey astarion. consent is cool. #and astarions like damn...... thanks we should fuck about that. consensually. #like i getttttt it people relate to astarion and want to use people being kind to him as a way to heal from their own trauma. thats fine #it is just. not super compelling to read lmao #anyways i think this only sticks out w wyllstarion because theres less of it so the mid/bad stuff doesnt have as much good to hide behind #posts by me

[robocops-a-christ-allegory]

Listen up you idiot zoomers who think people can still make meaningful queer art past the year 2000. We all need to sit around and read USamerican comic strips from the 90s because those are pretty much the only true capture of the universal gay experience now and forever, and anything past that is unimportant schlock. And like pinkwashing I think. We have to learn queer history, thats why we need to all ignore that what Im talking about is joke comic strips from the 90s and instead revere them as the most important work created, with nothing capable of surpassing it. Anyway

#Sorry this stuff is driving me insane I am literally so sick of this shit. I know Ive complained about it before. #Maybe I dont want to spend the rest of my life only watching shit from the 70s/80s/90s by people who are old enough to be my grandparents! #Maybe I want to see shit being made in the present day! Fuck! #Why should we all try to recapture the Bygone Glory of the NYC Gay Scene Of The 80s. #Knowing history is important but you know we also have the current reality of now to deal with. ok anyway. #also on what this is about I hate h/ome/st/uck so much its unreal but people getting really mad about a tumblr poll result #and like it winning over dykes to watch out for which like is comic strips. like #as someone who read h/ome/stuck all the way through. it is queer. Like it did say some resonant stuff. #It does feature a bunch of teenagers realizing theyre gay. #ANYWAY

[go-to-the-mirror]

guys is it mean to tell someone that you're going to take the bus instead of wait 15 minutes for them to show up (and probably get into an argument because you're tired and those two people together always fucking fight with you) [rhetorical]

#my lonely rambles #im so fucking tired. anyway at least i get to yell shut the fuck up when im texting someone #im trying to be nice i just. i need to be alone #idk at work today someone was talking about how they like. dealt with someone snapping at them #by like communicating about why that person felt overwhelmed and discussing a way to resolve it #and yeah there was initial anger but like. it was *dealt with* #idk #im tired. #i dont wanna go home #well. at least i have 24/h petrol station shops #that's something

[statementlou]

BTW Love the growth from OTB, where it's about reassurance and realization, to BTM, where it's about acceptance and growth. God, Louis' queer-coded lyricism should be talked a lot more also

I sat on this for a minute cause I didn't think I was going to answer it, cause if I did it might just be to say, I don't necessarily think it's that simple, and what does being a grinch add to anything! But I realized I do actually have something to say, although it isn't what you were looking for anon, so, sorry about that. See, what I have been thinking is amazing about Louis' lyricism (and has shown big growth between Walls and FITF) and needs to be discussed more is its versatility, its prismatic blank slate qualities even while being so specific. What I mean is: his signature style is to write lyrics that are straightforward and easily understood as telling a clear story (certain trippy dance numbers excepted obv ;). But what's remarkable is that despite their seeming simplicity and easiness to read, a LOT of his songs can be perceived in a practically infinite number of ways, with every different interpreter absolutely confident in the rightness of their read. So yes, I personally happen to believe Bigger Than Me (and some other songs such as All This Time) are in part about Louis' queer experience. But every lyric that I think that about can also very easily mean something else- they can pass as generic radio songs about nothing, or as songs about experiences non queer listeners have had about any number of things, or as being about his career generally, or in most cases as boilerplate love songs. In the lead up to this album Louis talked about how he wanted people to come up with their own interpretations of the songs a lot, which I laughed at because he then kept saying what they meant to him anyway, but I think I get now why he said that so much just now in particular- I think the way it's possible to make almost any meaning from them is something he did knowingly and with great skill (and put hard work into), and deserves to be recognized. Like maybe one thing he was writing about was the queer interpretation, but then he also made them be about the fans generally and his life and love and 5 other things, while shaping them to be malleable and universal enough that all that fits into these extremely simple lines. And I think that people insisting they know what his songs are about and that it can only be one thing actually erases that work and skill that he, I believe, is rightfully proud of, and that deserves appreciation. Also it doesn't fit anywhere but I would like to add two other thoughts: one, sometimes part of a song can be about one thing or be literal but other parts can be made up or from something else sometimes for as little reason as to make it rhyme, and two this is a whole essay probably but I'm thinking a lot lately about how Louis talks about being honest in his writing and how people think that means the same thing as being literal (writing about his exact life) and actually something can be HONEST, like can talk about feelings and thoughts that really happened while depicting made up events (see: fiction/ literature generally), without being LITERALLY TRUE (this is a thing that is exactly how it happened in my life) so just throwing that in here also.

#there are a lot of reasons I find it hard to believe Land H are still together #but ISTG there just keep being more in the 'by god they really are??wtf' column against all odds! #so I simply have to shrug and be like damn. those crazy mfers. they really are huh #and one of them for me is them having these conversations (with a friend!) that they both talk about #and say the same things #and then go and do the exact same fucking things #and one of those things that they haven't explicitly said #but both started doing at the same fucking time #is being like oh you know what I'm going to do now #I'm going to write about stuff that isn't relationships #just...other stuff. where I'm from and how things change and how change is hard #friends' heartbreak. yknow just stuff. that happens to be the same as someone elses stuff #anyway I have all these thoughts about them writing less about their relationship/s and how much it feels to me like a thing telling me #that they are still together. but that's a whole other post probably #also #there's no point in making a fuss about it so I just left it out like whatever who cares #but Only The Brave is not inherently queer like... it just isn't #it can be read that way!! (as can literally everything apparently I saw someone saying OOMS was obviously queer the other day for example) #but its not obvious or inherent or inarguable #louis songwriting #blah blah blah #honest but not literal #thinking about how one of the most impressive things louis does is get a lot into a tiny number of words #and how bad I am at that 😂 #genuinely its so much easier to use 1000 words to get a point across then to distill it so its one sentence

[crow-in-springtime]

I hate reading my own writing, that shit took me two months to write what do you mean it only takes 4 minutes to read?????

#it’s not even that my writing is bad it’s that I put in all this time and then someone can read it and be done so quickly #honestly maybe if I started practicing good writing habits I would be done more quickly and the quality of my writing would improve #(insert me glaring at the sentence where I wrote “he felt bad” with absolutely NO descriptive language) #like PLEASE I can write so much better than that. there’re other examples but that one specifically upsets me #I truly think the prologue of ATSTETR (A Traveling Song to Ease the Ride) is one of the best chapters I’ve ever published on ao3 #i don’t mean to brag but I think that was some good fucking writing #the rest of the chapters so far…idk. I’ve gotten one comment and it was positive soooooo I’m hoping people are enjoying it #actually shameless self promotion: go read my fics on ao3. my account is linked in my pinned post and my username is the same as on here #honestly I’m procrastinating both writing and sleeping by making this post right now #I’m kinda just talking to the void in the tags. hi void 👋 #anyway. yeah. W H Y #ky’s gallery

[cpressmn]

eddie is not a self-insert but he is a vehicle for me to finally see steve properly taken care of and loved and adored. as he DESERVES

#also i genuinely think steddie are stupid compatible in nearly every way #every aspect of their dynamic is just. i mean they are so. and i just feel like #anyway steve deserves LOVE and for someone to take care of him and make sure he’s not always sacrificing himself or prioritizing others at #the expense of his own needs. he needs someone to make sure he knows that he’s worth more to everyone alive than dead or constantly drained #someone who views steve as their first and only choice. who thinks he’s so far out of their league and beautiful and perfect and flawed and #better than they could ever imagine. someone who KNOWS how incredible steve is and never makes him feel like he’s not good enough #more than anything steve just wants to be LOVED. and eddie would make damn fucking sure he always is #steddie #analysis #stranger things #.txt #steve x eddie #eddie x steve #steddie h/c

[sollucets]

33 with Gavin/Freelancer? (I am so predictable requesting them but. listen) or any other pairing tht strikes ur fancy!!

33: saccharine

hi calico! thank u for sending me a prompt 💜 i think this might be an instance of taking it a little too literally

💜

"Gav," they call out into the house, not looking up from the contents of the saucepan. "Darling, light of my life, apple of my eye, treasure--"

The rush of wind that accompanies a rift cuts them off, and they laugh a little as familiar arms loop around them from behind. "What do you need me to do?"

They snort. "Can't I say extremely saccharine things to my beloved boyfriend without an ulterior motive?"

"I suppose you can," he concedes, "but you definitely aren't. What is it?"

Casting a brief glance back at his knowing little grin, they return their eyes to their project, one hand at the ready with a whisk. "Can you make a bowl of cold water? I'd meant to just let it sit, but the timing's wrong."

And maybe, just maybe, they could chill it themself, but this is time-sensitive, and it's water, so it's better if he does it. Gavin pulls away, and after a moment they hear the sink running. Another moment later, they feel the familiar flare of Gavin's magic, just the slightest touch. If he didn't want them to, they'd never feel it at all; this is part of something they'd asked him to do to get a handle on different people's auras, to get used to feeling magic around them.

Gavin's is like the brush of fabric against newly-shaved skin, silky and smooth and often fleeting. (Not for them, though, they think, with a deserved trace of smugness.)

"Will this do?" he asks, returning to them with a glass bowl of water that steams a little when it comes near the stove.

"Wonderfully, thank you," they say, leaning up to kiss his cheek distractedly. The second he puts the bowl down they transfer the pan into it, the hissing drowning out every other sound for the ten seconds the sauce needs to quench.

When they pull it out, the caramel sauce in the pan has settled to a perfect warm brown, and they grin triumphantly, turning the stove off. "All set. If you want this on your ice cream, get it out before it's too cold to pour."

He doesn't comply right away, and they glance over their shoulder again at him to find him doing that birdlike little head-tilt he does at particularly human things. "I wouldn't have thought that was how you made it," he says aloud.

"It's just really hot sugar," they say, realizing a second too late they've left a massive innuendo window open. It really pays to be more careful about your wording, living with this man.

Sure enough, the "suits you well, then," comes right on cue, and they scrunch their nose up and go back to stirring. They don't even try to fight back the fondness. He'd said once, quiet against their ear in the sleepy moments before full blackness, that their happiness felt like bubbles to him, shimmering and beautiful and popping soft against his skin when it's directed at him, and denying him that isn't worth even the pretense of exasperation.

Gavin returns from the freezer with the open ice cream container, and when they turn to face him, he grins, that slow, spreading one they've come to love. "You have a little something," he says softly, reaching out. "Just... there."

#rowan's prompts #ask games #calicostorms #my fic tag #redacted asmr #redacted gavin #caramel is hard to make actually! i have fucked up caramel many a time #i am not the greatest kitchen person in the first place anyway but #you have to pay close attention to it the whole time aka death sentence for someone like me lol #i actually went back to edit this to make sure they turned the stove off before i imply h*rny actions LMAO #theyre not gonna get up to anything in the kitchen with an open thing of ice cream & really hot sauce but like. still. stove off at least #gone back to edit in a readmore on this as it's. actually kind of long isn't it #why am i like this

[hirokiyuu]

unrelated to anything i do think the idea of anne+besk being........ not childhood friends necessarily but having known each other since they were little. is fun. i think they would give each other spectacular brain diseases

#iirc theyre the same age? so it would track i think #i think the vibe i would go for would be like. theyre not friends theyre classmates u kno #but theyre definitely Aware of each other #and i think anne getting on the ship and being like. besk we should be friends bc of this! :) #and they are friends now! :) #and more importantly they have a patient/therapist relationship so like. they are not actually friends #but anne thinks they are friends :) and besk is there like. h #sorry im thinking now again abt how fucking damaging it had to be for besk to be the ONLY THERAPIST ON THE SHIP #that cant have been it. i refuse to believe this. there was another and he died #this is my theory i believe it until i die #a sixteen year old girl could NOT have been the ONLY mental health specialist on this ship #i refuse. i refuse. i refuse. there was someone else and he died in an accident and THEN it was besk's problem #but they didnt LEAVE w/just her. i refuse to believe it it makes NO SENSE #i got distracted. anyways #i was a teenage exocolonist spoilers #teenexo stuff

[crsentfairy]

unpoular opinion that might piss off fellow artists, but someone calling u talented when they see ur work is not 9/11 or the nagasaki bombing. fucking relax

#crsent.txt #jesus h. christ like y'all so unserious #every other week someone's going on a rant about skill vs. talent as if a crowd of people are WATCHING u practice art for 4+ years #they see a fucking pic of artwork.. like it... comment.. and keep it moving. like EVERYONE ELSE. #this why y'all never get taken serious anyway. next 🥱

[musical-chick-13]

Girl help, I talked myself out of writing a fic because I was worried about being Harassed™

#ugh maybe I WILL just post it anonymously. and not link it here at all. and only send it to my friends. #honestly it's like. not even That Bad. but I know how people get and I will ABSOLUTELY get accused of 'romanticizing [bad thing]' #which like. I don't think people have the best grasp on what that term really means but. also that's...not the purpose of what I'm doing #anyway. like I don't want to go into specific detail but 100% the point of this is to work through an o/c/d thing but I KNOW people #are not going to see it that way. and it's just...like I understand there is nuance here. because talking about the WAY people #write and represent various issues (in fandom and out of it) is helpful I think. and there are a lot of insidious holdovers from various #types of prejudices occurring in those overall trends. but also like...no one except me knows what's going on in my head and what #my intention is. and I can try to make that clear but that's not always going to translate and also if something is meant to Work Through A #Thing then......I don't want to tell people what exactly it is that I'm working through. that is very private information that I don't want #ANYONE to know. and I don't think I should have to put that on display to be ''''allowed'''' to write this thing I'm writing. #it's also once again very funny to me how many people are like 'oh h*nnibal/h*nnigram peak tv true art™' and then like. get mad at someone #for writing something that's equally fucked up but in a different way #like why does this keep happening. #(I have an idea but I already made that post 2 years ago and I got one of my few instances of actual genuine anon hate over it) #ANYWAY

[pa-pa-plasma]

I feel like too many people don't understand that a bad person having normal human traits does not suddenly make them a good person

#& every person who thinks that way is sooo susceptible to abuse #like that's not a joke or anything like for real if you keep treating people as 2 dimensional #then you fall into the trap of ''they did 1 nice thing for me so they must not actually be bad'' #you're allowed to like bad characters without scrambling to justify & write off their terrible actions & personality #like dude youre so desperate to not be caught liking something deviant youre using the same tactics as a H*rry P*tter fan #anyway i hope those people who like that asshole from ST never meet a Billy irl #cuz ive lived with Billys irl & it's not fucking fun. it's not interesting. it's living with an abusive piece of shit #just admit you think hes a good person because hes attractive. like youre fooling no one #if he didnt look like that youd call him a fucking freak. but he doesnt so hes just ''interesting to pick apart'' #i can give you insight into that kind of person's brain: they literally would abuse you. they don't care. they think you deserve it #they can do nice things all they want but the ''niceness'' never quite reaches the same level the ''meanness'' gets to #theyre always paired together. they bought you an ice cream that costs less than a dollar? you owe them money plus interest #the reality of the situation is that every time someone like me sees you guys doing that #fawning over some asshole abuser & calling them perfect & explaining away their behaviour? #it literally sets me back. it makes me so fucking mad because that happens in real life. it's why the abuse never gets stopped #no one believes you because ''well they were nice to ME & look nice so i dont believe you'' #i know how much you guys hate acknowledging apologism but like. that's abuse apologism right there