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#fuck the catholic church
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I am once again asking Catholics to stay the fuck away from abuse survivors and folks with religious trauma because none of you ghouls know how to behave.
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thingsmk1120sayz · 1 year
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Pope Benedict XVI is going to love hell
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thewitchfarhan · 11 months
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🎶 if you have religious trauma clap your hands 🎶
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🎶 if you have religious trauma clap your hands 🎶
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🎶if you have religious trauma, and you got it from your mama; if you have religious trauma clap your hands🎶
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hobohobgoblim · 1 year
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I can't art for shit, and will not "ask" an a.i. to do it, but there really needs to be a picture of a drag-queen beating the fuck out of a priest while another queen comforts a crying child.
Captioned the only thing that can stop a bad guy in a dress is a good guy in a dress.
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burnitalldownism · 9 months
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R.I.P 🪦 👑
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Nothing compares to you.
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youjustwaitsunshine · 9 months
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i swear people who say classical music is boring have never listened to classical music
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musclem3m0ry · 2 months
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Just so you guys know Saint Patrick was not a cool guy, he didnt "drive the snakes from Oirlund 😤🍀" -- that story is a metaphor crafted by the catholic church to describe Patrick converting Ireland from celtic paganism to irish catholicism. He was able to merge symbols from pagan practices with Catholic beliefs , and this was instrumental in the english stifling unrest in Ireland as well as deeply symbolic of catholic ideas of good and evil (the Pagans are the snakes oooooOOooo what a Surprise. Snake bad. Satan snake evil bad pagan!!!!!)
Anyway I'd like to just celebrate Ireland , not St Patrick (which the holiday has literally become, anyway) and maybe you will join me
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mini-and-mighty · 2 years
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I think people underestimate just how ingrained religion can be, especially if you were raised in one that infused every aspect of your life.
Like I could make the sign of the cross before I could tie my shoes. Certain prayers and rituals are like reflexes, I can't forget them no matter how hard I try.
Being a PIMO catholic, going to church or church events is a very strange experience.
It almost feels like home but there's always this undercurrent of wrongness that makes it impossible to feel at ease.
And at the same time, I feel like an imposter. Guilty for betraying something that rejected me in the first place. It's very, very strange.
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Happy Pope death!
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violetclarity · 2 years
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like...not trying to offend anyone but I’m honestly becoming more and more convinced that catholocism (& probably christianity as a whole) are simply irredeemable? like I understand that the actual message in the bible is all about love and peace or whatever, but I don’t understand how you can look at all the harm that christiandom has wrought and continues to wreak, all the people they have hurt in the name of their faith, and think that the probably intention of some dudes a couple thousand years ago means more than...all of that.
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thingsmk1120sayz · 2 years
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Saints in the Making
______________________________________________________________ There were some saint stories that really fucked me up as a kid and continuously got more and more horrible the older I got and the more I thought about them. Fun fact: my confirmation saint was Joan of Arc since I wasn't allowed to choose Michael (because that's a boy's name).
TW: Religious Ideation and Iconography; Graphic Imagery; Graphic Mention of Rape, Murder, Victim Blaming, and Torture. Slurs.
Date Written: January 29, 2022
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Oh, good, Catholic girl, you want to be a saint, don’t you! Of course you do! What’s the point of being Catholic if you’re not a saint? The saints before us can show us how to be so good, so perfect, that we are welcomed into Heaven by God! Being perfect in God’s eyes is the only way to get into Heaven. Let’s see what we can learn from the saints’ stories!
Let’s talk about Pope Saint Gregory the Great! He is the one that came up with the Gregorian chant! He helped the poor by giving them money and clothes. He was so pious and good he couldn’t stand the thought of anyone sinning. Once, he locked a dying monk alone in a room, then threw the carcass onto their pile of human waste because the monk confessed to stealing a gold coin on his deathbed! How pious! He also did the Lord’s work by sending missionaries to convert all the neighboring countries. Helping to spread the Good Word is a great thing we can take from this story! No matter how much people don’t want to hear it, no matter how sure they are in their own beliefs or religion, you can force them to change their mind! God wants you to change their mind! By physical force if necessary! The Crusades were holy wars, after all.
On that note, let’s talk about St. Francis Xavier! He went to Asia to convert those sinful, nonbelievers. He saw Japan, India, and even Indonesia to make sure they knew how much God hated them. Until they converted, of course, then God loved them! We can also talk about St. Peter Claver, saint of the slaves. He saved hundreds of people in Columbia from themselves and their archaic forms of worship! He also taught them how to be nier, more forgiving, to their slave owners. That way, they might be able to get better treatment and would learn how to properly be obedient to God! St. Isaac Jogues was sent to North America from France to help the savage Natives finally see the goodness of God! He marched right into their home and began teaching Christianity. Can you believe they didn’t want to hear the Word of God? He was killed by them, making him a martyr! Don’t you want to be a martyr for God, too? You get to be a saint faster if you’re a martyr!
That reminds me of the first and only Native American saint; Kateri Tekakwitha. She was so brave for giving up her disgusting Indian lifestyle and allowing the Catholic men to tell her what to do. She wasn’t a martyr, but she suffered in her own way. She had chicken pox scars that made her ugly and you know how it hurts God when you’re ugly. That’s why you need to be sure you’re always looking well put together, girls! Your beauty is a reflection of God’s beauty! She would put thorns in her mattress and fast all day long, torturing herself in the name of God. She would even burn herself regularly! Isn’t she such an inspiration? She really was one of the good ones. She died so young; only 17. Don’t you want to be just like her? It’s easier to get into Heaven if you die young!
Think of Therese of Lisieux! From a very young age, she cloistered herself away in a convent and never let herself be influenced by the outside world. You should also strive to only surround yourself with people who agree with these teachings. There’s even more we can learn from her! She spent every waking second thinking about God, bringing herself to tears if she felt like she wasn’t getting enough prayer time! You should also be thinking about God 24/7. He’s always watching and knows all your sins! But do you know what you can do to rectify them? Therese taught us that, too! Sacrifice, sacrifice, sacrifice! You don’t have anything to sacrifice? Neither did Therese! You can follow in her footsteps by sacrificing food, water, sleep, happiness, sanity! That’s what a saint would do.
St. Bernadette is another great example! She had such painful cancer while she was dying in a nunnery, but she never complained or told anyone! How saintly! Not to mention she would blindly follow anything she was told to do. She was so holy, she would receive visions from the Blessed Mother. She still needed to suffer, though! How is God supposed to know you love him if you don’t suffer for him? Suffer, suffer, suffer! That should be your goal in life. That’s how you become a saint. And don’t be afraid to die young! The younger the better! Just think of little St. Hugh. He was only 9 when he died! What did he do before age 9 to make him a saint? No one actually knows, but a bishop said some nasty Jewish kids killed him, so he must be a saint! Remember, kids, you’re never too young to die for Jesus! If you renounce Jesus and live, he won’t love you anymore. It’s better to just die.
Dying is a great way to make sure you stay pure, too! So many of the saints are in Heaven because they stayed pure their whole lives! St. Lucy plucked out her own eyeballs to keep from tempting a man. Well, it was either that or they gouged them out because she refused to marry a non-Christian. Either way, isn’t that so wonderful? Don’t you want that? That’s how you become a saint. St. Rose of Lima is another wonderful saint. She was born so beautiful that she knew from a very young age she was tempting older men into having sinful thoughts. Just by looking at the beautiful child they were tempted! She knew it was her responsibility to keep them from sinning. She would rub lye and pepper on her face to ruin her skin! It’s better to harm yourself physically than have the chance to harm others spiritually! She would fast so often and for so long, she had to do it in secret because her parents were worried about her. She would give herself painful and severe punishments for her sins; like wearing a crown of thorns, flogging herself, and even refusing to sleep. You should strive to be like her! What were her sins? She was only a child, what could have deserved that kind of punishment? It’s not our place to judge others. I’m sure she knew them in her heart, just like you know yours. Let’s also not forget she did cause men to have lustful thoughts before she scarred her face!
Just like how St. Maria Gorhetti caused the 20-year-old boy, Alessandro Serenellis, to sin. Why, she was practically a young woman when he stabbed her to death at age 11! He tried to seduce her twice, but she was strong enough in her faith to know God wouldn’t love her anymore if she wasn’t a virgin. She was a good little girl and tried to keep herself pure. How holy her screams must have been when he tried to rape her twice! She tried to run away and get to the door, like how she had managed to escape the first time. He didn’t like being told no. He remembered the last time he tried and she managed to get away, so this time he brought a knife. He stabbed her. He stabbed her 14 times. He was caught because people heard her screaming. She was 11. On the way to the hospital, her dying prayer was for his forgiveness.
And that’s what you have to do, kids! Anytime a man harms you, you have to turn the other cheek! Forgive him! That’s the only way you can get into Heaven. The only way you can be a saint. You have to forgive the sins of men, but also fight to keep yourself pure! If you don’t die fighting your rapist off, you don’t get into Heaven. You weren’t trying hard enough to keep yourself pure for God. If you cause a man to want to rape you, you don’t get into Heaven. Your beauty should not outshine the strength of God in men. If you’re so ugly no man wants you, you don’t get into Heaven. Every woman should get married to the first man that proposes to her. If you don’t suffer, you don’t get into Heaven! If you’re too happy here on Earth, you don’t get into Heaven! If you’re not a virgin when you get married, you don’t get into Heaven! If you don’t give your husband sex whenever he demands it, you don’t get into Heaven!
Don’t look so distressed, this story has a happy ending! See, Alessandro might have gone to jail, but he repented for his sins and he was let out! Isn’t that great! Sure, he was already a practicing Catholic when he tried to rape a child and stabbed her to death, but all men are driven by lust! Now, he was a new man, completely devoted to God! He constantly wrote about his ‘little angel’, his ‘little saint’, his ‘little Maria’. He reminded everyone with his letters that it was simply a ‘crime of passion’. He was let into a monistray and became a monk! Isn’t it so wonderful he was able to find God after murdering an innocent child? Or, at least, be reminded of God? See how your death might save another’s eternal life? I heard they might be making him a saint, as well! What man can’t relate to making a mistake, repenting, then getting his life turned back to God? When he’s a saint, we can learn from his story that no mistake of a man’s is too much for God to forgive!
I wonder what he would be the patron saint of. Knives, maybe? Prisoners? Oh, I think there’s already a patron saint of prisoners… What do you think you will be the patron saint of when you die? Will you be a martyr and die for God, or will you be a saint who forgives the horrible things men will do to you, or will you torture yourself day in and day out to make sure God knows how much you love him? Remember not to let your brothers in Christ sin when they see you. Also, your beauty is a way to worship God. Make sure you read up on the saints so you can have more examples of how to suffer, die, and torment the people around you in the name of Christ! Either that or you’re going to burn in Hell for all eternity.
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fuzzybeesknees · 1 year
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Wishing George Pell a very Rest In Piss You Pedo Cunt
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wanderervenom · 2 years
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alephskoteinos · 2 months
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You shouldn't be surprised at all that the leader of the Catholic Church acts as a handmaiden to a would-be empire that officially believes that Ukraine is a satanic regime that must be crushed by "the last vanguard of Christian civilisation".
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hellyeahheroes · 10 months
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