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okayxairen · 4 months
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Pictured: The Pope's steam account.
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one-time-i-dreamt · 2 months
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I worked at the Pope factory that mass-produced Pope Francis. My boss was The Megapope™ and he was an anti-union piece of shit.
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notmusa · 9 months
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the puppet history pope hat puppet is incredible u guys
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pleaseletmecomehome · 5 months
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12/09/23 -- Entry/Update/ Prayers
Firstly I want to say thank you, again, for all those who expressed their concerns, but please just think about saying some of these prayers--worst that can happen is they turn out to be a bunch hooey from a weirdo--best that can happen tho? The world just might be okay thanks to the collective efforts of some prophets, a messiah, and some tumblr blogs. Okay, peace be with you, please read more below.
I do want to warn people, this is probably gonna be another long post--I don't want to put a read more, because frankly, I know, from experience, that most people don't bother with reading under the read more--so I'll just lay this all out here.
This is just a recording of some of the prayers I have made today--things probably won't make much sense to most of you and that's okay--I'm really just documenting this journey somewhere electronically so that if my prayers and art and signs get burned up in a fire or taken by a tornado or any number of other disastrous things that can happen to physical media--I will have a backup and can begin to make sense of the puzzle once more.
Here are the prayers that come with each picture--I hope you will say more on my behalf and that you will find comfort in knowing that the Messiah is out there--He tends His flock even as He speaks in riddles. God Bless Him. I wish I could give you His name--but He needs no extra attention--He knows who loves Him--He knows what must be done in His name.
You can kinda see the prayer that goes with the first picture--which is like a cat/deer thing starved and crucified--but doesn't it look blissful? Anyway, the prayer says--"I will be crucified with my Love,/ my Lord,/ my Messiah,/I will do this with love in my heart.
The second image is a rat/pig creature, also starving and working out on an exercise bike. The screen I drew (which you cannot see in my poorly uploaded screenshots--sorry; I'm very technologically behind...) says 45 minutes remaining. The prayer that goes with this one is: "I will conquer gluttony, but will not deny myself so [far] as to be prudish and cold--I will do this for You, You my Messiah, my sweet Lord--I will do this to prepare for all the good of the world--to prepare for the showing of Your impenetrable love; Your mysteries are only my Glory to solve."
The last image is of a goat/man/deer thing also starved--also crucified but this time on butterfly wings and he is bleeding from his stigmata. The prayer that accompanies this reads as follows: "I will become Your Angel, I really will if You'll just give me the tools--all I want to do is save the world with You--all these messages that I spread will reach those You intend to find them and to find me. They will be used for the ultimate good. Please Lord, don't let these efforts be in vein, let these do some actual good so that the world might be saved."
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strangeknight · 10 months
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finnthewitch · 1 year
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the-gayest-sky-kid · 1 year
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i feel like this should be trending on tumblr. this seems like a tumblr thing to trend
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mysharona1987 · 5 months
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What a twist! The pope is also Hamas!
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shiftythrifting · 1 year
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He's solar powered so you can watch him endlessly wave at you
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mask131 · 2 months
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Is it me or is nobody talking about this kind of big news about gay couples and Christianity? It is not fresh news, but you heard about how the Pope, after making clear there would never be religious weddings for same-sex couples, recently decided to officially allow the Catholic blessing of same-sex couples by priests, right?
And you heard about how many archbishops and bishops across Europe and Africa are basically having a heart-attack at this news and loudly opposing themselves to the Vatican decision, saying they're not going to follow the Pope's words. You heard about this, right?
And how the Pope replied back that those that criticized his decision within the Church were the definition of hypocrisy? He even confessed he knew and constated that now he was clearly "isolated" within the Church, more alone than ever, but he wasn't going to revoke his words.
I expected Tumblr to speak a bit more of this... Because yes, it might be just a little step, but it is still a huge step in the wider scope of things, a huge step historically and religiously speaking - and the fact so many within the Church hierarchy are ready to turn on their own leader because he showed a slight bit of compassion for same-sex couples also reflects something about the state of Catholicism today...
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awesomecooperlove · 7 months
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👀➕👀
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one-time-i-dreamt · 4 months
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Donald Trump tweeted, "The Pope trails barbecue sauce behind him like a week old chicken nugget."
He then got excommunicated.
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externalmemorycomic · 10 months
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Image description: a four panel comic of a cat and mouse talking. The mouse says: “I can’t remember all this… pass me a piece of paper?” The cat nudges the mouse and says: “paper?! I hardly know her!” The mouse says “…that doesn’t even make sense.” The cat replies “sure it does!” The mouse asks “okay - how do you “pape” someone?” The cat thinks for a moment and then says “you make them the head of the catholic church!” End id. (I have a Patreon! For just 3€/3.50$ a month you get daily updates of this comic and support me and the mouse with money for bills and food, which fuels me to make even more comics!!! So far I’ve posted almost 200 comics to my Patreon already - check out the link in my pinned post :D)
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ohmysatan42 · 4 months
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Sometimes I forget this happened then I remember and the world becomes a little bit more weird and wonderful.
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yoan-le-grall · 6 months
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fetichesonoro · 5 months
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Argentina!
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