#fuck you give me that coat

[rat-rosemary]

Mmmmmmmm Dnn au where Sapnap and George are both selkies and they haven't told Dream but he knows, and he doesn't blame them for not telling him, he gets it, and they always keep their furs hidden until one day someone breaks into their home and steals their furs, and while the two of them are freaking out because this is literally the worst case scenario ever and what are they going to even tell Dream, Dream goes after the guys and just kills them

Except Dream fucked up and now he's freaking out because he got fucking blood on their coats! He can't give the coats back with blood in them, that would be so rude and gross and what if the blood sticks to it after it dries????

So Sapnap and George suddenly feel a new pair of hands touch their coats, different from the ones that had grabbed and thrown it around and hidden. No, these hands tremble slightly as they touch their furs and they feel so familiar and then there's the feeling of water which... is very weird? What the fuck is happening to their coats??

But yeah, Dream washes the blood off and them puts the coats in the drier on a low setting with a bunch of towels (which is a very very weird feeling to Sapnap and George) and he leaves the coats on their beds without them seeing and now they kinda smell like the laundry cleaner Dream uses and it drives George and Sapnap insane (/pos)

#dont come for me its way too early for me to be awake #just agsjavjsjemdkdk silly #at some point while Dream had the coats George and Sapnap stop freaking out about the coats being stolen #they just sit in the living room squinting at space trying to figure out what the fuck is even going on #while Dream frantically googles how to clean fun and tries not to cry because he cant make this very bad traumatic experience to his friend #worse by giving them their furs back with BLOOD in them #the dog barks #dream smp #dreamwastaken #sapnap #georgenotfound #dreamnotnap #dnn #dsmpshipping #dsmp au #dsmp shipping #the whole 'our furs now smell like you' thing rewires George's and Sapnap's mind #because eventually they figure that it had to be Dream who got them their furs back #which is... scary because that means that he knew all this time #but it also means he knew and never tried to use it against them #so they kinda just snap and start doing some dumb shit #such as wearing the furs that used to never leave their hiding spots around thr house #or trying to bait Dream into petting said furs so they can compare his touch to the shaking one and make sure its him #... and then baiting him into petting the fur again and again because his touch feels so nice on it #and then covering him with them when he falls asleep in the couch #they just #they need him to be their mate NOW

[bookrat]

Pretty sure my little man has a case of abundism affecting the marble tabby coat under all those white splotches

#random pet post #it really is a weird coat pattern #I'm never sure if I should describe him accurately as a white marked tabby or as the first impression people get of a black and white cat #love his little backward C's #I got all my other pets around the same time and they've been dying off one by one this last year or so #I'm down to just this 4yo kit and Bruiser #actually I'm not done whispering in the tags #pretty soon it's just gonna be me and this terrible little man against the world #and he gives me such weird problems you cannot even begin to imagine #took to the leash and harness without a bit of difficulty but I can't take him anywhere cuz he freaks out about people 500ft away #really difficult to find sitters for him cuz he gets so stressed about changes and waits until 3am to SCREAM #he's 17 lbs and wants to sleep on my chest 14 hours a day #took him on a work trip a week or 2 ago cuz of aforementioned petsitting troubles and some kind of wire got crossed #so instead of stress peeing in my laundry basket he now humps the nearest blanket covered limb to alert me of problems #he got scared of his water dish recently and is only now starting to get over it after 3 weeks of drama #he knocked it over last night and humped my leg while I tried to sleep to try and convey to me that he was thirsty #I'm thinking of getting a second cat and just fucking hoping that it'll be normal and maybe Prompto can target it for some of his weirdness

[enhanced-operatives-division]

This blog is gonna end up posting purely Prism stuff at this rate ..good lord

#i was gonna add more drawings of her but uhhh ohe i don't like and another I want to do a double page spread...i have a sillay idea.. #but augh once again her concept art strikes....giving her a lab coat which is more blue than yellow accented....to contrast her canon design #genuinely there's something about her which just captivates me. like idk. her and juniper are definitely my top two at this point i think #like jj is so much fun to just. fuck up I can't state that enough. i can throw 1000 headcanons at him and they all fit ok #prism i can get more nuanced and i have a whole ass narrative of her time at the agency and her friendship with reggie like. AUUUUUUGh #but yeah god i have been on my fully coloured art bullshit right now idk why. then again i did finish all my art coursework so i feel free. #i can just yearn for roxana prism literally every page<3 #im sat here just so. good lord. everythung abt her good lord. i need to be sedated #tranquiliser dart might work #head in hands. wild sobs. roxana prism i wish you were real. #ieytd #[agent moose's art] #roxana prism

[b4kuch1n]

I lied I think it’s fun to draw animals sometimes

#sonic the hedgehog #miles tails prower #knuckles the echidna #amy rose #team sonic #hey. still dont expect more sonic stuff okay. this is an exception #(I say as I immensely enjoy scribbling these animals) #man. Im mad how good these designs are tbh theyre so (clenches fists) theyre so! scribbleable! #hate that! dont like that dont like how much fun it is to draw them! #also I made amy spiky bc I want to and I can. and also shes a hedgehog #gods. thinking abt it sonic designs cater to me to such a disgusting level... the cartoon gloves... the big shapes.... the varied footwears #it's like psychonauts raz was so fuckign fun to draw. but here it's the whole cast #it's fucked up! it's entrapment!! I didn't consent to this!!! #next time they give any of the characters a big coat I'm sending sega a strongly worded letter. they cant do that to me #well. here it is anyway. genuinely these all took like an hour each I drew them as breaks inbetween work #(an hour for me is equivalent to other artists' fifteen minutes btw. I'm not fast at all I just don't know when to stop) #well. that done. back to work now #I am actually so excited abt the current one lol its just also gonna be a pain in the ass to coordinate #but I really wanna do well with it. go crazy go stupid baku!! #have a good night! a good pair of boots is worth the money but only if you can tie the strings together & wear it on ur neck in emergencies

[simcardiac-arrested]

no actually I’d like to hear your thoughts on the isat ending

Like i said it felt really tropey and by that i meant that it’s just Everything Good Happens forever and…..that’s it ? like idk we were building up to this huge catharsis sort of thing and then we got to it and it was so sudden and not a good payoff and just kind of nothingburger of an ending . the fact that everyone just forgives siffrin bothers me, or at least the fact that they don’t confront them about the shit they’ve said and done. call me a mental illness villainizer but i think if you’re a fucking asshole and doing the most insensitive things to the people you care about then hey, i think those ppl have a right to fucking tell you off for it. likeeee idk being at your lowest point …… not an excuse …. not feeling it chief ……. like sure the message is to move past your mistakes or whatever but ? that doesn’t mean just getting away with it ??? and i just really don’t understand Why everyone forgives him. honestly at the end of the day the ending is just one problem, the root of which are the characters. everyone feels like trope cardboard cutouts. oh, this is the smart one. this is the smol bean. this is the himbo. and they all care for each other btw. Did u hear that? they all care for each other. we’re not really going to explain to you why these people are so close or what they went through together but just trust me man they’re sooo found famy. like …. okay. i’ve played 30 hours of this game and not once did i buy that any of the characters really cared about each other. like??? why???? You’re telling me everyone super cares about siffrin even though they barely know them?? you’re telling me siffrin cares about everyone sooo much even though he never even bothered to find out their problems before ? Wat ? and this just breaks the ending more because literally whyyy do these people care about him so bad. and then it’s just whyyy does siffrin Have to tell them anything he doesn’t even seem to know them that well. everyone feels like colleagues and Just Friends at best. and so the ending just seems really forced. like it was written by that type of tumblr user who’s always talking about aww why does the found family have to break up after the end of the journey :( which is like fiiiiine. i guess. but u guys know that u have to build up to it right?? you can’t just tell me they’re Family Members(tm) 102829 times and that they super care about each other source: trust. you can’t just do that and then expect me to believe it ….. It feels unearned. the ending feels unearned and i don’ttttt understand what i’m supposed to take away from it . that it’s ok to fuck people up because you’re traumatized and insecure?? that you have to talk about your deepest problems with people you barely know??? i just dont know. Like i said if im being honest the problems with this game’s writing are more than just the ending, it just stands out so much because there’s a lot of build up and then just …… That

#honest to god if you want a Good Example of a story like this just look at dungeon meshi #we start the story from the end of the characters’ journey. they all don’t know each other very well and they’re just working together #hell they don’t even like each other that much. And then as the story develops and they go through their journey we get to see them bond and #get closer and fight and make up and admit they care about each other and still be mad at each other #nobody even gives a fuck about laios at the beginning of the story but by the end of it they’re all willing to die for him. THAT feels #earned. when marcille super fucks up and everyone tells her off for it but still wants to just make sure she’s ok That feels earned #like honest to god i’d take marcille’s arc any day than whatever’s siffrin going on #i just feel like this game suffers from a chronic Tell Dont Show syndrome. we get old over and over again that these characters are close #told* #and that they care about each other. And that’s just ….. not a way to write a story ……… #when all the characters exist just to comfort the Whump Main it’s like how am i supposed to get invested. in any of this #u know when the dev replied to someone who was asking them how to write a story and they just said ‘glue your fav tropes together until it #becomes a story’? Well i think that is isat’s main problem. it’s not really a story. it doesn’t really have characters #it’s just a bunch of tropes in a trench coat. And let me tell u that is notttt how you make a story. at all. at all #anyways this was supposed to be about the ending but this story just has so many inherent problems i could critique it forever🤷‍♂️ my badddd #it’s fun as a game and it’s Fine as a story but at the end of the day it just reads like fix-it fanfiction to me #which is not Bad on its own but i wish people would at least recognize how the story is kind of built on sticks #cramswering

[ghost-of-you]

One day 5sos woke up and wrote red line.

One day 5sos woke up, went into a studio, and recorded red line.

One day 5sos released red line into the world and forever altered my brain chemistry.

#scream #another vessel in a winter coat #LIKE WHAT THE FUCK #the lonely hours cut me so deep the only part that gives me hell a secret weapon no one showed me fall out of love you lose yourself #LIEK???????? #SHUT UP #what?????? #i'm rambling

[itsbrucey]

Had zero clue what terms to Google bc " ship close quarters in a box people in box romantic" doesn't. Deliver.

But this genre of ship art where two people get stuck somewhere really close. Like this

Was thinking of Closeson scenarios for this..bc I'm predictable. And a man of taste.

#thoughts? i only take postive comments and praise btw /j #i KNOW that box smell funky /j.../hj? #not in the 7 minutes in heaven way but im the “ wizard of intimacy sent us to the Touch Box and Henry and Ron gotta free us” #dndads #dungeons and daddies #closeson #i also think it lets them have the comedy of trying to get out with the sexy tenderness of feeling each others heartbeats. you feel me chat? #Give them 10 minutes and you have three possible liquids coating the walls. Blood Tears or I Shan't Say........... #not pee i didnt mean pee but given their tract record.........shrugs? #learning Freddie had tumblr actually fucked me up so bad. dude im sorry. anyway........ and post

[queercontrarian]

lucien sneaking into tamlin's room in the middle of the night to put some fashionable clothes into his closet because he'll be damned if he lets tamlin walk around in public in a mid outfit

#'have you ever considered how having to be seen in public with you wearing this is affecting me??' #'i don't care if the coat is impractical i'm not giving you back your tunic' #'i know you have this whole simple and plain aesthetic going on but for fuck's sake tamlin' #'just one more accessoire. do it for me!' #lucien vanserra #tamlin #tamcien friendship #tamcien #spring court shenanigans #does lucien pick out tamlin's outfits for him? #no but he wishes he could

[glacialswordsman]

decided to draw a ref for how i view my yaya since i have bunches of headcanons for him

i'll put it in the headcanon masterpost but i'll give him an individual post too

pls DO NOT rb bc i dont want it getting out further than my circle aslkdjaslfj thank yewww <3

#(ooc. ✧) #(my art. ✧) #if you SOMEHOW recognize my style/handwriting no you dont #it's why i used this blog's handle as a signature instead of my normal one so shh. #also he does wear his jacket/coat and fur collar but i didnt draw it this time so i can show off his physique more #also fuck fur... i dont want to make myself suffer thru that right now!!! #like cmon. he's a knight. he has beef!!! #and he wears corsets!! of course his waist is snatched tf up!!! #also he's darker than canon yaya bc he deserves to have more melanin #i tried to make sure i stayed true to the “painted-on pants” look for him too #and give him a GOOD CHEST!!! MUSCULAR AND SQUISHY!!! #he also has abs beneath his clothes but yknow #aint nobody know how strong he actually is #also i love the thought of him wearing higher heels... may not be practical #but whenever i watch the video of the lady sprinting in stilettos im like “kaeya would know how to do that” #anyway excuse my brainrot i just love him very much #oh my god i forgot to lighten his palms. FUCK!!! #ok fixed... added his burn scars and other scars and the lightness to his palms #also shoutout to my boyfie and bestie for going rabid over how i drew him #theyre the real ones who support me and my "muscular yet curvy men” agenda

[criminal-sen]

My Xmas was such a fucking mixed bag lol. On the upside, my parents got me this really nice winter coat in the style I'd been looking for, a gift I neither asked for nor expected (gifts are usually just like. a card and maybe some slippers or smth) but obviously am very grateful for

On the downside, they gave me a Xmas card that says

To Our Daughter

on the front, plus the aforementioned slippers in the Brightest and Girliest pink imaginable lmfao

So yah like I said, a mixed bag:p

#while i havent spilled about transitioning yet? i have come out as nb to them #so the daughter thing was really Not Great #but hey! got a coat🤷‍♂️ #oh another good part was giving my dad his gift (found him a signed copy of a novel he wanted) #he was so ridiculously happy about it lol #but then. of course.. #gave my mom a print of one of my arts cuz shes been heckling me about it for ages.. #..only for her to look so fucking nonplussed about it #like goddamn were you just saying you wanted it to be nice? Speak Fucking Normal to me please im begging you #jfhshshgs okayokayokay im done now i promise

[todayisafridaynight]

really obsessed with this ryujicore suit. as if ryuji doesnt wear an actual suit entirely different from this

#snap chats #sorry anything beige + black makes me think of ryuji's big ass Fuck You coat #AWFUL I WAS AT THE MALL AND SAW A BIG TAN COAT WITH FUR LINING #IT WASNT EXACTLY LIKE RYUJIS SO I DIDNT STEAL IT HOWEVER THE UNIVERSE IS GIVING ME BAD IDEAS #i just bought clothes /and a new suit/ i cant. /however--/ #LMAO NO ill prob never steal ryujis outfit i couldnt pull it off. but i will laugh...

[robotsafari]

god more i think about ansem in dream drop distance the more upset i get.

#robo ramble #hear me out. there was some missed potential there <- STATMENTS DREAMED UP BY THE UTTERLY DERANGED. #while im all for completely cutting the entire shit with riku and ansem out #i feel like there could’ve been something interesting done there. #idk maybe im just a big reverse/rebirth fan and the pandering to me specifically was done so fucking atrociously #how can you pander to reverse/rebirth fans if you like. miss the entire point of it. #also i think the ansem and terra fight should’ve been separate fights instead of 2 phases. #what if ansem was guardianless during the fight that would be interesting. #I HAVE IDEAS GRGRGSHGA #also i think the fact that the ansem fight is immediately after the black coat nightmare fight was a bad fucking move #GIVE ME A BREAK I JUST FOUGHT THE MOST BULLSHIT BOSS IN THE GAME AND NOW YOU WANT TO SUDDENLY CUT TO ANSEM WITH NO BUILD UP #i need to continue playing ddd but man am i so disappointed #no wonder why my sibling didn’t remember a single thing from this game LOL #just realized i didnt getmy thoughts out about rewriting the story aspect. well. #would you actually want to hear my deranged thoughts because no you dont.

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

HIII MAC! i don’t listen to tma (podcasts r hard :[ still working my way thru nightvale) but whatever an avatar of the extinction is sounds very intriguing 👀 giggling kicking my legs twirling my hair. would u like 2 perhaps. explain what that is and how it relates 2 knives perhaps??? i am holding out a microphone 2 u the floor is yours

OH FUCK YEAH. HI HI IVE BEEN DYING TO TALK ABOUT KNIVES AND VASH IN THE LENS OF TMA ENTITIES. SORTING SYSTEMS AND HORROR THEMES MY BELOVED.

ok in basic terms. The Extinction rules over. obviously the fear of going extinct. (alt names for it are. The Terrible Change, The Future Without Us, and The World Is Always Ending. which. hello. slaps.) it deals with catastrophies, large forces of change, the human race dying out and being replaced with something else. you know that feeling when you think about how the sun is going to expand and swallow the earth in millions of years and theres no way the planet or anything on it will survive that, but time will keep passing anyway without us? yeah. that.

there werent ever any actual extinction avatars within the show, so its given more as a vague concept instead of given human form (which i think is very fitting) but if it was given a form i think that would be TEXTBOOK knives. thats his Whole Deal.

the extinction IS however manifested physically in different ways in the show, mostly in the form of different technology. and sometimes it gives visions of what humanity could potentially become or be replsced by.

ALL THAT TO SAY. holy shit. extinction avatar knives. he is distinctly Not Human, but appears human. he's actively working toward the destruction of all humanity, planning to replace it with plants. plants are vaguely humanoid in shape, but also distinctly Not Human. horrifying and eldritch and scary. the first time any of the humans see what a plant actually looks like its often met with disgust and horror. now imagine seeing those and being told "one day all of humanity will die and be forgetten about, and youll be replaced with these. nobody will be left to miss you." knivescore.

this post is getting sooo long but i have so much more to say. namely regarding not only knives' need for the destruction of humanity but ALSO his destruction of everyone he used to love. the people on the ship. rem. vash. etc.

BUT. i woudl also like to talk about desolation vash :]

The Desolation is the fear of losing things dear to you. losing everything you own in a house fire. family members and close friends dying unexpectedly and out of your control. everything you love being cruelly ripped away from you in an act of senseless and unstoppable violence. natural disasters. etc. you see what im talking about here.

Desolation is often represented by fire and melting wax but thats really only because the only canon representation we get is very fire-heavy. personal hc is that it can manifest in ways other than that.

normally i would call vash a victim of the desolation (victims are people whose lives are ruined or are killed by the fears, but avatars are people who either embody or serve the entity. instead of being afraid (or sometimes in spite of being afraid) they are also drawn to their fear and have a sick fascination with it) BUT. even though he has VERY much been a victim. vash has also CAUSED desolation. its not always his fault and its never intentional, but it still Happens. he doesnt want it to. and thats why hes unwilling, he would never choose to torture people in that way, but it still happens and because of his actions the entity is still being fed. look at the people who want revenge on him because of july. look at augusta and the fifth moon. it might not be his fault, but hes still the catalyst.

look at vash standing in the ruins of july and tell me that isnt desolation incarnate.

#aurghghhh this got so long but #i could talj about tma entity classifications for so fucking long dude. maybe even more than classpects. holy shit. #desolation is usually. fire coded but i think a storm/sandstorm desolation vash woukd be. equally as fucking cool. #coat blowing around in the wind etc etc #also the fucking. knife tentacles and roots in ep 11 of stampede are SO fucking. extinction core are you KIDDING me #plants in general are very extinction core. also strangercore but thats just a product of being uncanny valley #GOD i coukd tskk about this forever. fuck dude. #also very quickly. wolfwood is hunt. meryl and milly are both beholding. legato is web. #this is mostly rambling if anything still doesnt make sense PLEADE LLEASE PLEASE ask me more questions i love entity talk sm #also i didnt give many specific examples. oops. i can do that if needed #the general vibe is . trust me bro i have a phd in sorting beloved characters into horror categories #asks #friends!!! #anachronistic-falsehood #trigun #tma

[mo-ok]

On page 184 of the Power Rangers Ultimate Visual History there is some early concept art for Scott's jacket and

I'm mad and sad and dissapointed that we didnt get jackets covered in patches.

Especially for Scott tho?? Like, he'd totally pick off the patches from his old air force uniform and sew them back onto his ranger jacket - it makes him feel special

#power rangers #rpm #you could have given them go on wings style patches #cute lil animal crest/coat of arms #put rpm on the jackets PUT RPM ON THE FUCKING JACKETS #so much missed patch potential and i am sobbing #like dont get me wrong i love the rpm jackets - the colour pop is delightful #but the go onger/wings jackets are so good and knowing that they played with the idea of giving the jackets patches #but then DIDNT #i'm crying

[freebooter4ever]

The tech guys are hanging out in my office again and chatting about $10,000 week long vacations like this is normal.

#Journal shit #Ah yes the life i gave up to be a grunt 3D generalist working on the lowest of the low entertainment \o/ #A lot of my friends here get mad at my dad for not being supportive #And i myself get frustrated at him for being insulting about my general life failure #But like....he has a point #I dont think he needed to treat me like yesterdays trash over it but #He was right i probably should have taken a programming job #But poor dad he got saddled with a child who is stubborn and tragically not financially motivated like at all #I mean he is the exact same damn way i feel like my dad forgets that it was just me and him for four years there #I saw how he lived without certain influences and he did not give a crap about status or money or fancy things #It wasnt until the rich bitch came along and started making him like...update his furniture every few years because *style* #and making him buy new designer coats every year so he doesn't embarrass himself in front of the other volleyball parents #Im just saying prior to the introduction of Steves Wife to our family these things just didnt exist to us #It does greatly entertain me that Steves Wife is not allowed to come to the ohio farm because everybody agreed that she just... #Could Not Handle The Poor #Anyway thats my dads idea of a vacation going to visit grandma on the farm this summer #And two guesses he and grandma will just sit around reading and doing puzzles and watching tennis #Pretty much exactly what i did when i went on vacation to visit her #I want to ask my dad if you think i am a failure what do you think of yourself i am exactly fucking like you for better or worse #Well i mean except i also did a lot of drawing of hockey players and grandma would lean over my shoulder #Saying things like *he looks like a nice young man* #yes grandma and he also racks up the penalty minutes like you wouldnt believe

[void-dreaming]

Linzer Cookie's design is good, it just gets brought down when you stick her next to Zenitsu's Cookiesona

#listen im sure Crème Brûlée's designer worked vwry hard #but you didnt need to do my man dirty like that #ong his hair looks like a fucked stack of burnt butter #he looks like he could be related to financier but like why #i dont like the brown gradient on his pants THEY LOOK DIRTY LMAO #needs a cape #atleast give him FQ's old do from when she was frost cookie damn #i looked up wtf a creme brulle even is and yall this man couldve been pretty as fuck #the only other design to irk me like this was Olive cause she is not an epic design yall she is a rare design #but atleast olive is cute #THIS MAN SHOULVE HAD A GIANT ALMOND DAD COAT #why did they gradiant this mans pants like that just make tyem shoes #why are these two in cookie of the year they just drilopped today #mhm drilloped #LISTEN LISTEN I COME FROM A LINE OF PIANO PLAYERS AND THEY ALL HAD A HUMBLE FANCY LOOK AND THIS AINT IT #not me though im exclusively helpme casual #no i dont like creme brulle HXNDHXB #fair if you like him tho he just aint it for me #lightbulb moment cause im on artblock