Dagobert
Helloooooo ladies. <3
This is Dagobert. Dagobert is a crested gecko, who's horny 90% of the time and hungry 10% of the time. Do with that information what you will.
Dagobert is named after a puppet in the Austrian children's puppet theater, which is a dragon that likes to bite wrongdoers in the ass as revenge. :D He's not named after the Duck.
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This is what me and @goatpunches tumblr DMs look like
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“reblog this you cowards” “only cowards won’t like this post” the only cowardice i see is you wrapping your desire for attention in a desperate half hearted aggression. you want me to reblog? you want me to engage with your feeble post? drop to your knees. beg
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If you were a pet whumpee, what would your whumper 'loving new master' forcibly rename you?
If you hate what you get at first you may have ONE reroll but no more than that. because pets don't get to choose their own names after all. 🙃
I know some of the names are less dehumanizing than others, but the human names on here were from lists of the most popular names for pets. so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Dave:*casually calls Karkat a random ass petname*
Karkat:"EXCUSE ME?!?"
whats the limit on weirdness for pet names? I would love if my bf called me cicada babe
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by the way. there's no conceivable universe in which the FTL fleet that left Earth in NtN didn't have it incredibly rough.
I've said this before, but it bears reminding: they jumped blind, using untested technology, with NO supply lines back to earth and no concrete plans for a colony. they took ships that were supposed to stack 11 billion people canned in like sardines and nothing else and stocked them full with enough resources to live on for generations and somehow found a settlement, and that was before they had to rush the schedule because John was making noise about transparency and mask their actual launch as a trial run.
it wasn't a comfortable journey. I'd be very, very surprised if the total passenger count was higher than 10k people, for space/resources allocation reasons as well as for secrecy reasons. Every person on board was a mouth to feed, and their descendants, and their descendants. I've seen some people in fandom say stuff like "Of course they'd bring along servants! Rich wouldn't do chores!" and IMO that fundamentally misses the point.
This wasn't the space equivalent of a cruise liner, or the Titanic crossing the Atlantic with first-class quarters and third-class decks. This is the space equivalent of climate refugees crammed in 500 in a tiny fishboat crossing the sea with a non-insignificant chance of dying en route, after emptying their savings to pay for the trip. The fact that the people on board the FTL ships were once insanely rich doesn't mean they travelled in comfort.
This was a desperate last-chance trip, destination "anywhere but here", chances of survival unknown. Their privilege got them on the ships, but the moment they left Earth, that privilege ceased to exist; there was no way to enforce an existing social structure. This is why, again, I think there were no luxuries on board and absolutely definitely no servants - if you're about to willingly enter into complete social collapse, you don't WANT to bring people you regard as less than yourself, knowing that they will be your equals tomorrow.
I'm still convinced that half the fleet at least didn't make it out, and those who managed to found settlements were nearly wiped out multiple times at different points in history.
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It is with great sadness to announce that I have somehow lost the sign pen that I used to always sketch with and this was the last drawing I had with it. I will be pondering an orb to consolidate my loss, now if you'll excuse me... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaAAaAAAaaAaaAaAaaAaAaaaAAA
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They tryin to be the teachers pet!😉💋
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