#fuckin send post

[thesherrinfordfacility]

michael sheen playing aziraphale is like someone being assigned a 500 word paragraph as homework and instead they turn in a 5 page essay complete with hand drawn diagrams, a paper maché model, and a box of homemade shortbread to share with the class

#fuckin send post #we owe him our gratitude and also. our lives #he did the absolute most this season and im still in awe #good omens

[dirtyyoungthing]

they say that older men do it better, and by god, they fucking do.

as some of you know, i’ve only ever been with one person. never really been one for hookups or anything like that, but i figure i’m young, in the prime of my life… why not fool around? i, after consulting my roommate, downloaded an app for hookups and set my age range up a bit. 30+.

this app allows you to list kinks and sexual preferences, but i really wanted to make sure i left the proper hints about myself around my profile. cute gifs. a question about preferred sexual positions, to which i replied, “mating press, or any position that makes me feel small and helpless.” i made sure to use my cutest photos, showing off my glossy lips and sweet doe eyes, my hair pulled into cute handles pigtails. before long i was scrolling and swiping through the app, lounging in bed as i daydreamed about getting my sweet little cunt pounded by an older man.

i didn’t have the app for more than an hour or two before i got the notification that i had gotten a match. i couldn’t help but kick my feet a bit when i checked to see who it was… he was older, handsome, tall, with really gorgeous long hair. his profile was one of the first ones i had seen; it was funny and made me laugh, and he couldn’t help but lightly boast about his big dick (energy). how could i not like him?

he sent me a message commenting on the position i had mentioned on my profile, saying that it seemed to fit well with breeding kinks. he also asked me if i was a squishmallow fan, and i couldn’t help but giggle.

[🫣 is it that obvious? i used to collect, but not so much anymore.]

[It is, but in a good way! You just had that cute plush kinda look!]

it was then i knew that this man would make me whine and whimper into his mattress. i couldn’t help but curl my toes a bit at the thought. we flirt a bit more, he shows me photos of some of the plushies he owns. i compliment them and say that, “everyone needs something soft and squeezable to get them through their days.”

[You look soft and squeezable js 🥴]

i need to fuck this man.

[i definitely definitely am 🤭 maybe you could find out just how soft and squeezable sometime?]

[I would LOVE that. I could totally also get you a plushie too.]

[oh gosh, i couldn’t accept anything from you 😭 you’re so so sweet though!!]

[Good girls deserve to be rewarded 😌]

….oh GOD!!!!!

he asks me if i’ve eaten, if i’m free tonight. we make plans for him to pick me up and take me to a restaurant right by his place. i give him my number and hop in the shower. if i wasn’t under such a time crunch i would have taken the time to touch my aching, excited little cunt as i cleaned my body, but i had to focus.

picking what to wear on a date is difficult. picking what to wear on a date when you know you’re going to get possibly the best dick you’ve gotten in your life is torture. does this look good? how does this make my chest look? ugh, i hate my arms in this top! my roommate, angel that she is, saved my night and my sanity by lending me the cutest outfit. a tight tile printed dress with spaghetti straps, which i wore a white t-shirt under. she also lent me a pair of platform mary janes for the evening. it had been a minute since i had worn anything so tall, and i couldn’t help but teeter a bit. it made me feel all the cuter though. a cute little bimbo like me, stumbling around in shoes i can hardly walk in so an older man can fuck my sweet little pussy… i shook the thought away as i did my makeup. focus!!!

i gave him my address, and he arrived on time in a really really nice car. he got out to greet me and gave me a sweet hug, and i couldn’t help but notice how he towered over me. my thighs clenched together as i felt myself get wet (or maybe wetter…). we got into the car and on the road. he’s so funny, and so so charming. he puts his hand on my thigh and i swear i nearly passed out. i pushed away thoughts of palming him through his jeans, of taking his cock out and sucking it right there in the car… focus up, girl!!

he was so wonderful. at one point, i’m talking about something that was probably unimportant (as most things i say tend to be), and he grabs my hand and starts pressing gentle, tender kisses to my fingers. i clenched my thighs a bit tighter as i lost my train of thought and trailed off.

we arrive at the restaurant, which is thankfully very close to his place. he parks and comes around to open my door, and we walk hand in hand into the restaurant. his hand is so much bigger than mine… we get seated and order a crème brûlée to share, as we had talked about it on the ride there (it was fantastic btw, incase you’re wondering. you probably aren’t, but it’s my blog damn u and i will talk about whatever i want!!). the place is a bit loud, so we had to lean forward in order to hear each other when we talk. i loved being closer to him like that, and couldn’t help but crave more of it.

we finish the dessert and head to his place. he introduced me to his cats before we settled onto his couch to talk a bit more. at one point he pulls me close and we finally start kissing. i was worried about my kissing skills, but it was so easy to follow his lead, to whimper into his mouth as he bit my lower lip. my hands moved to finally, finally rub him through his pants. oh. oh my god. denim, as you are probably aware, is a constricting material, but even as his cock strained against the fabric i could tell he was big.

we moved to his bedroom after a bit more kissing and rubbing. he moved around me, kissing on my neck, using his mouth’s hot air in ways i never realized were possible. i felt myself become cute little putty in his hands. i wanted to be the best little girl for this man i possibly could be. he did me the favor of removing his impossible belt, and i got onto my knees on the floor as i undid the button and zipper to his pants. i pulled his jeans down and rubbed the tent in his boxers for a moment before finally sliding them down. his cock sprang forth, and i swear i felt my jaw drop. oh dear sweet whatever you are in the sky, thank you. thank you so fucking much. he was huge. i had never seen anything that big in person before, and if i’m being honest, i was a little intimidated. i felt confident in my blowjob skills, but my last partner was considerably smaller. c’mon. be a big girl. you can do it.

i take his cock in my mouth, swirling my tongue around it as i do my best to take him deep down my throat. the noises he made, oh god… i swear i still hear them in my head randomly when i’m doing things around the house. i gagged a bit and pulled back, spitting out a bit of drool on his cock and using it as lube to jerk him off with while i caught my breath for a moment. “good girl,” he purred. i went right back to work, desperate and aching to hear more of his praise. i loved running my tongue over a certain spot on the underside of his cock; watching his eyes screw shut every time just got me wetter and wetter.

i could have sucked his cock for hours if he let me, but he pulled me off and held me in his arms so he could kiss me more as he helped me slide my clothes off. i’ll never forget his quiet, “oh, god,” as he finally saw my tits. he got my bra off and sucked on my sensitive nipples, flicking his tongue over the nub as i whined.

he had me lay on the bed and moved between my thighs. he pressed soft, tender kisses to my thighs that made my hips shift and buck in a desperate plea for him to please touch my pussy oh god please please please. finally, finally, he licks my cunt with a deft, practiced motion that could only come from experience an older man has. he fully devours me. the things this man could do with his mouth were downright sinful… i’ve never cum from oral before, but that night, after he slipped his fingers inside me, i couldn’t help but gush.

he moved to grab a condom, slipping it on before positioning himself on top of me. i felt my body tremble slightly at the prospect of taking something so large in my tight little cunt, but he was so sweet, so hot, that i knew i was wet enough. he ran the tip of his cock over my aching slit as i whimpered. slowly, ever so slowly, he slid into me. i find myself quivering just writing about it. i’m sure i was trembling under him, but after he bottomed out inside me my memory gets all fuzzy and it’s difficult to remember a whole lot.

i remember feeling so full, so fucking full as i moaned and cried out for him. i remember cumming over and over and over again on his huge cock. i remember sucking on his fingers as he pounded into me in an effort to keep me quiet (which like, half worked). i remember him caging his arms around me, growling in my ear as i begged him to cum, to breed me, to breed his little girl. we both came at the exact same time, moaning as our bodies melted together.

we catch our breath, clean up. he helps me find my discarded clothes in the pile that accumulated on his floor. i text my roommate and try to hide my smile.

[IM ALIVE]

[AND CAME]

[SO MUCH]

[SO MUCH TO TELL U]

[AHHHH YES BITCH]

he drives me home as we chat more, both still a bit breathless and awash with endorphins. once we arrive at my place, he opens my door once more and we kiss one final time before we say goodnight. i wish him a safe trip home as i limp to the door and let myself in. you know that thing that happens in movies, where the girl has a really good date, and she leans against the door after he leaves? i always thought that was silly, but… i just couldn’t help it.

the next day i’m out picking up dinner with a friend. we text a bit.

[Not at ALL complaining just still surprised at how dirty you are haha]

[you truly don’t know the half of it 🫣🤭💖]

[Tell me!]

[it might be better if i just, like, showed youuu?]

and then i sent him a link to this blog. and i felt like my heart was gonna sink into my stomach. i’m into some harder things, i didn’t wanna scare him off… my phone buzzed.

[I love this]

[thank GOD!! i was terrified you’d like, run for the hills or something 😭💕]

[I’m only disappointed about one thing…]

[hm?]

[You need to write about how good you got fucked last night]

when i tell you that my body essentially did a full factory reset…

[😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫]

[yes daddy]

[Good girl]

[Tell me when you post it]

he was hot. he was funny. he was dominant. he could make me cum so much my brain leaked out of my ears. and now he was giving me assignments. like a daddy should.

so now here i am, finishing up probably the longest piece of writing i’ve done in a long time. and there you are, reading it. hi. hope you had a good time.

i hope to see you again soon. 💖

#jess.txt #i’m so so sooo nervous abt posting this and sending it to him BUT here goes fuckin’ nothing!!!! wahoooooooo!!!! #cnc k!nk #cnc free use #fauxcest #fauxc3st #1cky daddy #1cky princess #1cky thoughts

[pastadoughie]

Do you think everyone has been following your acc since the dawn of time?Do you think EVERYONE reads the tags?I'm honestly not sorry for if this sounds rude,but you can't just yell at people for wanting to know what program you use.

It's honestly so simple just a quick answer.And if it bothers you SO much,please just put it in the title/caption or the small blurb under artworks.You are upset over a simple problem with a simple fix.

list of places where you can find this info

the tags of every single art post

the captions of every single serious art post

my pinned

multiple different asks

every single speedpaint i have made

literally talking to me for any ammount of time BECAUSE I MENTION THIS FREQUENTLY!!

this is more easy to find then my fucking PRONOUNS!!! this is literally the most accesible information EVER on my blog!!! i am not unreasonable to ask that people just. look at my blog. for 5 secconds. before sending an ask. you dont have to follow my blog "sence the dawn of time" do you know how long you have to scroll for this? if you just CLICK on my blog?? (witch you have to do to send an ask so its clearly not an issue) guess what? you DONT because its literally PINNED !!! its just stupidity at that point

#the beast speaks #like sorry you guys cant READ but that isnt a fuckin me issue!! #i expect that people look at my blog before they send me anything because you are #yaknow #ON MY BLOG #because its like #every single post #i cannot stress enough how little effort this takes

[synthshenanigans]

Johnny Cash doesn't sound like a real name to me anymore I'm too far gone, christ

#guys run while you still can #there's no fixing me #ive fully switched #this is my 2+2 is 5 #in my winston era #sinston wmith if you will #okay but like actually tho im losing it #bro rewired my damn brain #the chonny jash propaganda is working. the jashaganda #that looks like jash agenda which also works i guess #the gay agenda? nah sorry im apart of the jash agenda #maybe i do need therapy #my therapist is gonna ask like “so whats going on in your Mind?” & im gonna fuckin lose my shit #there is no saving me. they WILL send my ass to the infirmary & this WILL be a mind electric reference #this is my mind electric #chonny jash #moss post #im sorry im like this #why is my brain this way #KJ is losing its mind again

[quirkle2]

suncaster warriors :)

[please don't tag as LU] ; character info under the cut

goes by wars and captain

24, 5'7"

he/him

demifluix and ace

kind and caring and silly (so silly)

heart of gold

a bit of a workaholic

has to have 1 hug every day or he will Die

in a qpr with legend <3

fights with a sword and shield

excellent leader, excels in fighting against crowds

FAST

banned from his era

dark world form is a silver ferret

#qkdraws #suncaster au #suncaster warriors #the legend of zelda #legend of zelda #tloz #loz #loz au #zelda au #here's the !!!! uh . character sheet!!! ref sheet!!! thing!!! for wars! #idk what to call it <3 but who cares He is here #i know this won't be like . super exciting cuz y'all been fuckin knew who wars is and what he looks like #but i'll post the others' ref sheets soon don't u worry #he is so special to me #he is so good and wholesome and perfect #idk how to say this without sounding stupid and dumb but #if u guys have questions abt him please send em my way i'll literally talk abt him for years #same goes w All of the other sc links #im so ill about them #also just a heads up i am not posting on instagram anymore </3 #just not worth the effort tbh #goodbye instagram u sucked ass <3

[mcroutfits]

i don't know what event this is from but how about this lovely trio?

kjaaAAA IT LOOKS LIKE THEYRE GOING TO A LESBIAN CON and why they look so constipated??

2/10 hawaiian shirt under a JEAN JACKET doesn't make any sense... and the sunglasses ??? he has like 3 outfits in one that impressive. in case you get randomly invited to california there you have, the man is ready

3/10 1 out of 5 times ray is cosplaying in some way ricardo arjona... doubtful ULTRA THIN tie... is not bad but this was too hispanic for me to handle sorry all the moms out there but this is my ricky arjona

5/10 i don't like that the shirt goes so down from the tiny vest, the tie is too wide but still cute (stripes!!) but uuuuuuuuh i don't know didn't stick out to me, it'd go well with a skirt tho

#send laxatives asap #mcr #my chemical romance #mcr tumblr #my chemical fucking romance #gerard way #mcr gerard #mcr gerard way #gee way #mcr gee #my chemical gerard #mcr ray toro #mcr ray #my chemical ray #ray toro #my chem romance #my chemical mikey #mikeyway #mikey fuckin way #mikey post #mikey way #mikey fucking way

[son1c]

Not exactly Snowpoint related, but it's been in my brain all the same; when Mecha Sonic (who's a she in my brain because of you by the way) gets off the island with the other Scrapniks, do you think she rebuilds herself?

I don't mean as just like. Going back to what she was before ever fighting Sonic, she's grown too much for that. But would she get some new parts, d'you think? Her and the other Scrapniks going on a big shopping trip courtesy of Tails or something?

i think she's grown to like herself the way she is... i can never see mecha going back to being the color blue, because that was like the caterpillar stage for her and now she's a full fledged butterfly. this art is basically how i imagine any "upgrades" for mecha turning out. her new body, just a little less rusty and easier to move around in.

#sairacrystaline #i seriously love that art so much. i might fuckin reblog it again idk feeling silly rn <3 #sends a kiss to the sky. for op of that post

[caernua]

every single interaction between evie frye and lucy thorne is at a level of cunt that the gaming industry can never even dream of achieving again

#they invented ‘the girls are fighting’ #so iconic #love how i literally come out my cave to spew some shit with no relevance to whatever is happening now #and then i go back for months #i’m sure i’ll spam everyone with mirage thoughts when i get to fuckin play it in 4 years #can’t believe ubi didn’t send me a free copy do they know how many basim gifs i posted in 2021???? shameful #txt

[arsenicflame]

hey does anyone wanna bounce bellhands/they all went to pirate school together ideas with me? im trying to figure out the missing pieces of my personal set up and it might be easier with someone else!

#if youve never spoken to me before please be aware i will type a whole paragraph in response to one (1) sentence #but if ur down for that! please. #ive got like. the start and the end and a couple bits in the middle fleshed out but it doesn't f l o w #this is the problem with trying to condense more than a years of ideas into one cohesive narrative. i usually swap and change things as #and when it suits so im like. i don't know what i need in this #its just for my silly little tumblr post but #i would appreciate it <3 #i can send you what ive wrote and we can go from there or we can start from scratch bouncing ideas or u can just ask me questions #or something to help fill in gaps idk whatever works for u! what ive got is like. a fuckin mess honestly its ramblings and half finished #thoughts and just. its. a complete state and thats not even touching on whats missing (like. anything that matters in the middle basically) #nyxtalks #ofmd #bellhands #sam bellamy #izzy hands #israel hands #if you're unfamiliar with the concept: its Hornigold era stuff; jack + ed + izzy + sam all sailing under him and learning the ropes togethe #im not trying to go into too many details; just the underlying structure that is what I think of when i think of them #its probably not something anyone else cares about but i think i need it for some of the more fun 'what if Izzy went with sam' posts #i realised if i wanted to say what the divergence point was i Needed to establish all this lol #'oh yeah its when izzy chooses sam after the mutiny despite their argument' NYX WHAT ARGUMENT. you need to tell us what u mean

[kakusu-shipping]

I know I've shown before that I get very unreasonably excited when people tell me we share F/Os it's like the major highlight of my month when it happens Okay but like IN PARTICULAR

Seeing other Koro-Sensei self shippers in the wild fills me with SO MUCH JOY and I just need to express it to you all dear followers because the three I have spotted in his tag are ALL anti-ship and (very politely) asked for Proship not to interact so I CAN'T REBLOG THEIR POSTS AND TELL THEM HOW MUCH I ADORE THEM AND ASK TO DRAW THEM FANART AND GUSH IN THEIR TAGS

BUT THEY'RE SO CUTE!!!!!! SHIPPING SO HARD FROM A DISTANCE!!! I AM APPRECIATING YOUR BOUNDARIES AND ALSO YOU'RE SO RIGHT KORO-SENSEI ASSASSINATION CLASSROOM IS SO IN LOVE WITH YOU!!!!!

#Koro-Sensei #Korosensei #Koro Sensei #Proship Selfship #Proselfship #It's 5 in the morning I shouldn't be making posts or putting them in main tags but LOOK #LOOK AT ME #HE'S MY DEARLY BELOVED ULTRA BIASED FAVORITE #AND SEEING HIM ROMANTICALLY WITH ANYONE MAKES ME SO HAPPY #HE DESERVES IT #SMOOCH THE OCTOPUS #IF YOU!!!!! #FOLLOWER OR ANYONE WHO HAPPENS INTO THIS POST IN THE TAG #SELF SHIP WITH KORO-SENSEI #FUCKIN!!!!!!!! TELL ME!!!!!!! AND SEND ME YOUR S/I REFERENCE IMMEDIATELY!!!!!! #AND I WILL DRAW FOR YOU FOR FUNSIES!!!!!!!! #Me 🤝 Literally every other Koro-Sensei self shipper on this webbed site #Being the school Nurse #There's one braincell amongst us Koro-Sensei lovers #I'm always SO sad to see Proship DNI on cool self shipper blogs #Lemme interact lemme draw your self ship lemme gush about how cool you are in the tags of your posts #Pleeeeeeeeease 🥺 #Why must we tear the internet apart like this

[spitblaze]

I understand that my request may be difficult to hear, I write to you today not only as an orphan from the ongoing Genocide but also as now a parent to my two younger siblings.I ask that you please consider extending your hand to help a vulnerable survivor like myself. Your kindness has the power to offer me hope where there was once only darkness, and for that, I will be forever grateful.

you're a shithead for taking advantage of a genocide to scam people out of money and a dumbass for leaving your real name on your paypal

#other red flags #-created account yesterday #-extremely vague post asking for help #-sending asks to random users #-theres no fuckin way that icon isnt a stock photo lmao

[dirtyoldmanhole]

I try not to have favorite fic chapters.

but uh. this is up there for most-guilty-pleasure-reread ~ :3 i think y'all are gonna like this one ~~~

#posting a day earlier than intended over here b/c brain is bark bark bark #deep yrmr meta lore: the “for later” line still fuckin SENDS ME LMAOOOO. you'll know. when you hit it.

[ask-the-totally-real-peppino]

Why's everyone gotta put all the attention on werewolves? Where's the love for bull peppino or even catboy peppino?!?! They need attention too!!!

(People are furries, I guess (lighthearted)

But really I do not know! Even tho he won that poll ages ago, Bull Peppino got like one ask (which was an M!A, so I save those for the story) and Catboy Peppino got no love lfdldf

I would like to draw them more (yes, even werepino), but getting spammed with just 'more more more' very much soured that, unfortunately)

#ooc post #it also helps to actually like send things for them to doing or questions to answer #also if people were much less pushy about it and using all caps/huge ass lettering I may be more inclined to draw them #but probably not now I still have clones on the brain #I did not spend the last... #4 hours writing clone lore/biology to help folks make their clones!!! #it's like making a species sheet like it's fuckin 2018 again #but if it helps someone I will be happy!!! #and I get to infodump again hehe #and draw more clones #more oddball ones this time since many have been pretty standard so far #well as standard as you can get for weird dough people with animal parts jlkflfd #okay I must go goodbye!!!

[princessmo]

wasn't kidding about my minister anniversary yesterday btw

#i wanted to post the email earlier but they didnt send it till fuckin 8pm yesterday

[b33t-r00t]

You know, for over a year now I’ve had what I can only describe as the world’s worst homophobic anon hate saved in my inbox. As in, it makes me laugh every time I read it, and that’s the only reason I haven’t deleted it yet. Absolutely hilarious.

#Like this guy really though they were sayin something #I won’t post it for obvious reasons but if you message me and you’re chill I’ll send it your way for a laugh #cause it really is fuckin funny #beet uprooted

[linddzz]

Dropping angst snippets in discord and being revitalized by the emotes

#matt with popcorn is fuckin sending me #fic posting #i am shaking morpheus in that orb like a magic 8 ball