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lalazeewrites · 1 year

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What are your personal favorite Gallavich fics?

OKAY, BUCKLE IN!

I actually answer this fic and Tumblr like glitched and deleted it and I was crushed about it, but now I'm back. Ready to tackle this again!

First off, I have 90 Gallavich fics bookmarked. So let's start with the fact that I have a lot of fics that I LOVE and I'm going to link you right here to my Gallavich Bookmarks, should you want to look. I didn't add to my list any purely smutty fics and I have A LOT of amazing ones Bookmarked.

That being said, here are my personal standouts. I'm NOT putting these in order of how much I like them, because I would simply die on the spot under that kind of pressure.

BELOW THE READ MORE: 25 FIC RECS & SHORT RAVE REVIEWS

Life, or Something by @palepinkgoat

This fic encapsulates a lot of things that I crave in a fic that is designed specifically for my tastes. Personal journeys that begin rocky and work toward healing. Dark themes that are treated in a very matter-of-fact way instead of rolling in angst. The growth of mental health. You'll probably see those themes a lot in the fics I love. I also have a fascination with all things death, as someone who has almost died many times and who struggles with a chronic illness. This fic is so. . .beautiful? Articulate. FEELING. I love everything about it.

Belladonna by devovitsuasartes

Oh, THIS. Oof. Okay, this is fantasy HOW I WANT IT. So intricate, so unique, so embedded into the world-building that isn't word-dumped on us with exposition, but SHOWN to us. Witches and forced familiars, complicated family dynamics, rough pasts, coming full circle between the beginning and the end. Emotional journeys, coming back from tough experiences, PINING. This is the fantasy for ME.

Is There Somewhere by andchaos

Soulmates! Soulmarks! Mute Ian who is really fucking funny and sweet and Mickey who doesn't think he has a soulmate because he has no 'first words said to me' mark. I love the dance, I love their rapport, I love how warm this fic is. I've read it several times for comfort.

You Can Bite Me by @goodkwuestion

It's easy as breathing to love all of this author's fics, but this is the one for me, and it has nothing to do with the fantasy vampire aspect. This is one of the only fics that has made me cry. I don't cry from fics, almost ever. The write in this goes from hilarious, witty, clever, and sharp, and then swoops you into appreciating the beauty and sanctity of life, traversing the journey of loss and grief, embracing the passage of time, welcoming love into your life, and simply embracing what it means to be human. This fic touched me in ways I'll never be able to express without a five page essay.

Etherized Against The Sky by Snarfle

A canon-divergent story from 1x09 onward. I couldn't put this into words if I tried, because it is EVERYTHING. Everything that I could ever want in a canon compliant type of fic. Holy shit, does this make me ache. It explores so many facets of their growth, mental health, self-acceptance, found family, rebuilding blood family, and learning how to live in the world of Shameless, but this time, thriving. A complete work of art.

You make me feel human by Dragona

Listen. LISTENNN. Are you listening? Anything that is considered a 'dark' AU is going to be my jam. Anything that dips its toe or severed foot into Hannibal or Murder Husbands type worlds are not just up my alley, but they're leading right up to my fucking house and knocking on the door. This is it, folks! This is the one! No one did it like this fic did it! PLUS: A happy ending? Bitch, I'm on the ground.

My Nine Lovers by @annatrow

While we're talking kiss kiss bang bang gun boyfriends, let's just slap this fic right down here, because holy fuck, I have read it at least three times. The pining? The smut? The secrets? SEXY MURDER BOYFRIENDS TURNED HUSBANDS??? Yeah, honey, I'm here in the front row with my little #1 fingie! My Bookmark comment says "This was so fucking clever and reverent and heartening and joyful."

The Mask of Insanity by @annatrow

Yeah yeah, I am trying to pick only one per author, but I simply cannot with this one. It's so fucking gritty and smart and sharp and emotional. Full of depth, character growth, strange life coincidences, bad boys and good guys and where they fall in between together. I'm big on fics that make you fall down, get scraped up real good, then pick you up by the armpits and say, bitch, we're got more to go!

Conflict of Interest by @thisdivorce

Everyone and their mom knew this was coming. It has everything I crave in a fic. Exceptional characterization. Deeply flawed, real humans living through real life events. The struggles of being queer and unsupported, specifically within the trans community. Journeys through mental health and the pitfalls of navigating the world when you don't see it as clearly as others might. Tearing and screaming out of the confines you've built around yourself, even if they're comfortable and safe, but knowing it's no longer right for you. This fic as everything and more and I've read it three times now because it fills my heart.

(And since this author is possibly probably my fav ever in this fandom, check out WIPs Reckoner and Change Like Shifting Shadows because their writing speaks to my pain and love on a bone deep level.)

Burden of Proof by DodgerBear

Okay, I really fucking like crime fics. Whether on the good side, bad side, or grey side, I love crime fics. This one is soooooo good, and I LIVE for the pining, the draw between them, the SPICE. Please! This is so fucking well done! Whip smart and sexy!

(and shout out to WIP by the same author, Quatervois, for which I will wait an eternity to update, I don't care, go read it NOW.)

Wild West Ian and Mickey by 09cityskylights

Always always always, I will be invested in Western AUs. Any fandom, anywhere, any time. I love for Westerns and this author does it so perfectly. I fucking adore this journey and I can't recommend it enough.

Can't Figure You Out by Crimson_Bebop

If I'm going to pick one office AU from the lot (and there's so many good ones, check out this post for more), it's gonna be this. It's nerve-wrecking, hot as hell, an emotional rollercoaster. You're rooting for both of them so badly, but they both require different but equally important things in their lives, and finding that middle ground is MESSY.

Dancing After Death by @squidyyy23

Oh man. Oh shit. I don't know where or hot to start, because this combines two of my fav things, Sons of Anarchy with Shameless. It combines them, yes, but more important, this is completely it's own beast with an incredibly detailed timeline of events. It's hot as all HELL, it's gritty, it's real, it's loving and tender and difficult and highly charged with emotion and struggle. LIVING FOR IT. I have read this three times.

Teenagers Scare The Living Shit Out Of Me by Mellow_Yellow

Oh hey, we're back at the Lala Loves Murder & Crime Show, and yeah, this one is FULL of it. It's so fucked up. It's so well written. The character growth is fucking A+, the murder reveal is exceptional, the mystery is FRAUGHT WITH DANGER. Guys! It's so fucking GOOD!

Teenage Dirtbag by @celestialmickey

Hah. . .I have read this three times. I'll never have read it enough times. Ian is 17 in 1999 here and I was 12 at the time, so everything this fic speaks to speaks of my entire adolescence and I just. Deeply cherish every moment. I savor every chapter of slow build. I revel in their victories. I sing along to all of their songs that I already know by heart, I wiggle in my seat to the Spotify soundtrack, I live for the vingettes of their happy ending. This fic is so magicl and wias written with such love and care.

you'll never see us again by @spoonfulstar

Okay okay okay, listen to me. Yes, we ALL love Intro to Quantum Dating by this author. I fucking adore it. I open it up at random chapters just to read and make myself smile. But THIS FIC??? THIS ONE??? You have got to be kidding me. I cried. I fucking yearned. I hurt, I hurt so bad down to my toes, and I smiled when things went right, and I teared up when it didn't, and I hoped and prayed for a happy ending, and yes I got one that was fulfilling and beautiful and poignant. Did the fact that I am a kidney transplant recipient play into my deep-seeding feelings about this fic? Absolutely. Do I think everyone should read this fic to grasp what exceptional storytelling looks like? BIG TIME.

Solid Skies and Slate-Blue Earth Below by @sentimentalspiders

This is one of the weirdest fucking fics I"ve ever read and I LOVE LOVE LOVE IT. Best alien!Ian! Exceptional, fascinating, vivid writing style! The narrative is articulated in such an ethereal, out-of-the-box way that is perfectly fits a story that is about an alien and a very lost man. It's SOOO COOL.

Brand Spanking New by J_Q

I don't know what to tell you. Micky gets sent to a fuckin' retreat when he gets professionally spanked (by Ian) to fix his horrible behavior. He gets out of there and then he and Ian start a very detailed BDSM relationship. This is SOOO my wheelhouse of JOY, but if it is not yourself, y'know uh. I mean, I still recommend it anyway. It's so wildly delightful and hot as FUCK.

That's a Wrap by @crossmydna

Am I biased because this was written for me as a gift? Shut the fuck up, of course I am. But also, no, because well before Cross took on prompts, they were working on The Menagerie which is in my top five favorite Gallavich fics of all time, and I read it all the time AND YOU SHOULD TOO. Anyway, back to this fic. What can I say, it's EVERYTHING I WANT. Actor AUs! Meet Ugly, the hottest smut imaginable, banter that's sharp and strong, badass Ian & Mickey, everything everything everything.

The Stargazer by crazynadine

Hey yeah, hi, welcome to my Daddy Kink. There's a lot of it. Let me show you around, its got scrappy heart of gold sex worker Mickey, it's got age difference bearded and jaded by life Ian, it's got panties and road side motels, and secrets, jealousy, and hot hot hot smut, like holy shit. But if daddy kink is not your jam, then y'know. . .ahem.

The Question of Normal by blue_newman

Ian is a prison counselor and Mickey is in prison. The way that I LIVE for Ian breaching any of his professional protocols to help Mickey (this goes for so many fics in my bookmarked fics) is unholy, but how about you five me a fucking break okay. I just like it when they break the rules, as they should, because this is Shameless LOL. But seriously, this is so thoughtful and heartening and left me feeling really fucking right in the world after I read it.

Well, I hope this helped! This is only about a fifth of my Bookmarked fics, and I wanted to write about SO MANY MORE. Anyone is always welcome to ask me to rave about fics, I am always here for it lol.

I said this in the begining, but I have bookmaked A LOT of smut fics that I think are exceptional works, so I suggest you filter my Bookmarks by works under 10,000 words and you're gonna find 'em all.

#gallavich #ian x mickey #gallavich fic #gallavich fic rec #fic recs

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callivich · 9 months

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Gallavich Prompt Masterlist

Gallavich Sentence Starters - Part 1 // Part 2 // Part 3 // Part 4 // Part 5 // Part 6 // Part 7 // Part 8

Gallavich Story Starters - Part 1

28 Days of Gallavich - Prompts for anytime

Gallavich 5 (+1) Prompts - Part 1 // Part 2 // Part 3 // Part 4 // Part 5

Fluffy Gallavich Prompts - Part 1 // Part 2 // Part 3 // Part 4

Angsty Gallavich Prompts - Part 1 // Part 2 // Part 3

Canon Divergent Prompts - Part 1

Sexy Gallavich Prompts 🔥 - Part 1 // Part 2 // Part 3

AU Gallavich Prompts - Part 1 // Part 2 // Part 3 // Part 4 // Part 5

Misc prompts - 11x11 // 11x12 // Post-Series

Meta and Headcanon Prompts-Part 1 // Part 2

Gallavich Lyric Prompts - 70s Edition // 80s Edition // 90s Edition // General Edition

Gallavich Infographic Prompts

Tropes Prompts: Outsider POVs - Part 1 // Part 2

Tropes Prompts: Soulmates 💗

Tropes Prompts: Fantasy - Part 1 // Part 2

Tropes Prompts: Science Fiction 🌌 Part 1 // Part 2

Trope Prompts: Magic ✨

Tropes Prompts: Historical 📜

Tropes Prompts: Bodyguard 😎

Tropes Prompts: Nature & Wilderness 🌿

Tropes Prompts: Royalty 👑 Part 1 // Part 2

Tropes Prompts: Time Travel ⏳

Tropes Prompts: Meet-ugly 😤

Tropes Prompts: Meet-cute & meet-ugly

Tropes Prompts: Actors 🎬

Tropes Prompts: Pornstars 🥵

Tropes Prompts: Fix-it/Re-write ✍️

Tropes Prompts: Amnesia 🤕

Tropes Prompts: End Of The World ❤️‍🔥

Tropes Prompts: Alpha/Beta/Omega 👅 Part 1 // Part 2

Tropes Prompts: Academic ✏️📖

Tropes Prompts: Friends to Lovers 🙂…🥰

Tropes Prompts: Enemies to Lovers 🤬….🥰

Tropes Prompts: Gangster/Mafia/Mob ⛓🚬🔫

Tropes Prompts: Valentine’s Day 💞💕❤️‍🔥💖

Travel/Vacation Prompts ✈️

☀️Summer Gallavich Prompts☀️

❄️ Winter Gallavich Prompts ❄️

😈🔥Kinktober Gallavich Prompts 🔥😈

Gallavich Masquerade Event Prompts 🎭

🎃👻💀 Gallavich Halloween Prompts 💀👻🎃 // Spooktober Speed Edit Masterlist // Gallatober Recs Masterlist

✍️🎨🖌 Gallavich Inktober Prompts 🖌🎨✍️

Random Prompts (from ask memes or just random ideas)

Shameless Femslash February 💋👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

#just a little bit of housekeeping!

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palepinkgoat · 3 months

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WEEKLY TAG WEDNESDAY

Thank you to my loves @deedala @darlingian @mybrainismelted! @juliakayyy

About you name: Karen

age: between Noel and Layla

starsign: Leo sun Sagittarius moon

your first language: english

second language: Spanish in the weakest way possible. I wish I would have continued it past high school or had the guts to practice with others. When I was in Mexico and in Spain I could get by, but that's it. I can understand more than I can speak. I guess there's always time to work on it.

favourite lip product: burts bees lip balm

the best food dish you can make without a recipe: any kind of soup or stew. I made a great bean and kielbasa soup that everyone loves. I'm also making cakes from memory these days after making them so often.

If you drink tea, what kind?: earl grey, sometimes chamomile If you drink coffee, what roast do you usually get? The kind I buy is a medium roast but I love any hot coffee, any time of day. favourite thing to watch on youtube right now: I like to watch what my kids call "mom tube" which is stuff like decluttering, house stuff, cooking and food related, money saving stuff... favourite item of clothing right now: I bought four of the same sweater in different colors from Target and I love them all. I typically do things like that - buy the same thing. I like a "uniform" and in my older age I'm getting more and more picky about the way fabric feels.

fandom three movies you recommend: Lady Bird, American Movie, Rushmore

your favourite concert: I saw Patti Smith in like 2004 and she was mesmerizing.

have you ever unfollowed someone over a fandom opinion?: call me petty, but yes.

have you ever left a fandom because of the fans?: I abandoned the shameless fandom for a while because it felt too overwhelming for me - that was back in 2016 maybe?

the best tv show you watched last year: The Bear

do you have a fancasting you just can't let go of?: I have no idea what this means!

a ship you've abandoned: Willow/Tara on a scale of 1-10 how willing are you to share your ao3 history?: Uh, 8? do you have a fandom tattoo?(do you want one?): I have "sorry I'm late" with an orange heart and a black heart on my forearm. I want another gallavich/shameless tattoo I just have to think about it a while. what fandom do you wish was bigger?: Can there please be a Mary Poppins fandom. I could talk about that movie all day long.

has a finale ever ruined a show for you?: I don't think so!

have you...

swam in an ocean?: yes, begrudgingly. I am terrified of the ocean but I swam in it really shallowly as a teenager. ever been vegan/vegetarian?: yes, also as a teenager. In my 20s I rarely ate meat but when I did I felt like I could lift a car. I would break my pseudo-veg ways for beef only. Steak. A burger. Anything. I love beef. Sorry cows. gone skinny dipping?: yes in my 20s at a campground when I was kind of drunk. Not ideal. I am terrified of the water outside of swimming pools, especially dark water. I think I was trying to be sexy or something?

gone skiing?: yes a lot when I was in middle school

been to a convention?: not yet! Crowds get me overstimulated so not sure if that's in my future. Tagging @heymacy @michellemisfit @francesrose3 @gallawitchxx @rereadanon @skylerwinchester @thisdivorce @howlinchickhowl

#this was a fun one!

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mrs-monaghan · 2 years

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This sent me 😂😂😂

#gallavich sexy times #gallavich under my skin #ian gallagher and mickey milkovich #ha ha ha haa #shameless #season1 #season 1 #ian gallagher #mickey milkovich #gallavich #tweet

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ardent-fox · 8 months

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I’m back! And I thought what better way to come back than to send a question to all my besties on here like I used to🥰

What is one thing you wish we could have seen more of in the show from Gallavich’s relationship or Ian/Mickey individually?

- Chey💜

Chey, my dear, so glad to have you back! 💖 Hope you're having a wonderful day, thank you for thinking of me 🥰

Ooh, good question! Lord bless me, I'm about to go off.

I really would have liked to have seen more intimacy between Ian and Mickey throughout the years, both in and out of the bedroom. I feel like we didn't really get this until Noel became a regular during season 4 and we got to see things from Mickey's perspective as well, and even then these moments were few and far in between.

While I can kind of understand this approach during the first 3 seasons due to the plot (and Cam's age), there is no excuse for us not getting this after their reunion in the 4th one. There was no big moment between them following it, not one "I missed you" or kiss on the lips, absolute zilch. Then season 5 rolls around, during which they are freaking boyfriends and Mickey is out, and while there were some tender moments laced with angst, I still can't get over that their (first and last) tender sex scene ended up getting scrapped, and we never got a similar one since. We all know what a huge role physical love plays with these two, and the fact that we were denied a more intimate look at that aspect of their relationship while in the height of its development was such a shame, especially within a show chock-full of sex scenes between other characters that most of the time didn't even serve the plot.

I also would have liked to have seen more domestic, affectionate moments between them in the last two seasons. The fact that we never heard Ian call Mickey a term of endearment except the 'baby' that may or may not have been a general greeting in S11, are you kidding me? You're telling me that Ian 'play what cool' Gallagher hasn't been annoyingly bombarding Mickey with lovey-dovey nicknames for years? Bullshit, John Wells. Bull. Shit. Maybe I'm just a boring person, but I would have killed to have seen these two making dinner together while bopping to music in their new apartment, sexy/sweet-talking each other and getting handsy until they almost burn their meal, but I guess that's what fanfics are for.

Lastly (I know, finally) I'm going to be greedy and also say that, while I'm grateful that season 11 gave us the two of them communicating their feelings in a healthier way, I would have liked more of those moments, too. And, not to turn this into a "Scenes that never should have been deleted" post because that's not what you asked, but cutting the 'You're my husband' camo kiss scene was a crime against humanity that rendered their whole storyline in that episode pointless, and I will not stop barking about this injustice for as long as I live.

To summarize; more intimacy, more meaningful sex and more tenderness without a side order of heartbreak, please and thank you 🤗

#this got long but is anyone surprised?#one day i WILL write an essay on why the camo kiss is their most important scene ever (not) made #ask #chey asks #lyds answers

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look-i-love-u · 9 months

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*holy fuck, it’s GALLAVICH time* 💖🧑🏻‍🦰🧑🏻💖- You are getting this message because you are awesome. Please share one Gallavich fic or art or post that you’ve enjoyed recently, or share something you’ve created recently, or just feel free to say how much you love them! & pass this on to your fellow Gallavich fans!

You're amazing Vey 💕

Myn, my heart! We both know you're way more amazing than I am!

Aaaand yes! The lovely @bawlbrayker and I got to talk about Fem!Gallavich the other day and it made me remember how much I love fem!Ian and fem!Mickey. And it also made my remember this fanart project the amazingly talented @psychicskulldamage did and for which I got to ask them to draw fem!gallavich in public.

And then they hit me over the head with THIS ART. (super nsfw...just so you know).

And I looked it up again the other day and kind of haven't stopped looking ever since! So happy I found it again and I don't ever want to miss it from my life again. Because of reasons.... Very sexy reasons...

Bonus fantastic art rec: Fem!Gallavich by the wonderful @mishervellous

#myn is in my inbox...it's a good day :D #vintagelacerosette #answer #personal #art rec

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naaaaayyyhaay · 1 year

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GGE2022 ;)

Hello!

A GGE2022 for @imikhailotakeyouian , definitely a stickler for details and an imperfect perfectionist so i apologize for the long wait😭 I really hope you enjoy your gift tho!! (i do intend to post it on AO3 too, so i'll come back and link it here when i get the chance💫)

And a very big thank you to @gallavichthings for hosting this years exchange❣️

Rated: M

Words: 3,330

Prompt: "Ian finally takes Mickey to the beach

Social media!AU

Any AUs/anything Gallavich makes me happy really"

Tags: fluff, toothrottingfluff, jealousy, jealous!ian, domesticity,postcannon, soft!mickey

Mickey's head is killing him, his eyes are lidded and tinged red from constant rubbing and his whole body feels like it's moving through a thick jello, leaving him weighted and slow. He had Ian to blame for this. To blame for his excessive tiredness. He was awoken this morning at 5am to an extra giddy Ian, rushed in the shower, and forced to leave by 6am(without a morning quickie he might add). And this all would've been unforgivable, an absolute injustice, if Mickey wasn't about to board a flight to Jamaica to go lounge drunk on their famed nude beaches with his very sexy husband Ian for their anniversary. And even if he tried, he couldn’t deny it, the fact that Ian is just so thoughtful. Surprising Mickey with an impromptu beach vacay for the second time in a row now. So as Mickey entered the airport with an utterly delighted husband hot on his trail like an overly excited puppy he couldn’t help but to think back to their first attempt at a beach trip…

"Mickey... Mick... get up. C'mon sleepy head."

"Gallagher” Mickey grumbled as he fought back a yawn and squinted through sleepy eyes. “It's like four in the morning man, can't this wait?"

"Mick it's literally twelve in the afternoon."

"Oh. Same difference." he muttered as he rolled over and nuzzled his pillow attempting to drift back off into sleep.

"Mick seriously, get up." Ian laughed as he shook his husband and wrapped his arms around him squeezing him tight.

"I swear I'll make it worth your while.” He says voice is sultry and inviting, practically dripping with honey.

"You really waking me up for a morning quickie Mr. Milkovich." Mickey replied with playfulness evident in his tone.

"No Mr. horny, I've got a surprise for you." He said, flicking Mickey on the nose and then hushing it with a soft kiss.

"A sexy surprise?" Mickey asked incredulously.

"Well... sorta," said Ian.

"This is n o t a sexy surprise." Mickey said, as he stared at what looked to be the world's most polluted beach. Or y'know just your regular average Southside public beach.

“Yeah I didn’t really expect it to be this…” Ian trailed off disgust and a bit of disappointment written plain on his face. The wind was loud in their ears, whistling the classic tune of ‘Get The Fuck Back Inside, It’s Too Damn Cold For This Shit’. A tune Mickey never ignored.

“Hey freckles, just in case you didn’t get the memo, it’s like below zero temperatures outside.”

“No it’s not, Mick. It’s like thirty degrees at worst.” Ian shot back.

“Okay, well I don’t know how you plan on doing this beach day at the start of March, genius.” Said Mickey.

“Don’t worry, we can just come back in the summer.” Mickey said, discerning his husband's disappointment and pulling him into an embrace mostly to console him but also to steal some of his body heat. Ian didn’t mind, what Mickey didn’t know was that his thoughts were already elsewhere.

“Yeah okay, you may be right.” Ian huffed a small laugh, finally giving in to the shiver that he was holding back as if somehow that would mean admitting defeat and accepting that it actually was in fact very cold.

“I promise I’ll make it up to you, Mick.” and that was the end of that. Or so Mickey thought.

One Year Later.

"This is gonna be great, Mick!" Ian exclaims, beaming ear to ear after fighting back another yawn.

"We're gonna go straight to the beach!" He has one arm wrapped around his short thug of a husband and in the other holds both his and Mickey's carry-on. It wasn’t a short impromptu vacation that Ian had planned at the very last minute, but it was much better. He figured their armed transportation business was doing pretty well and they had saved up a ton of extra money in the bank, and Mickey had just been working so hard with all the managing and security work and shit that hey, why not give themselves a little treat, right?

"We gotta check in and unpack first, dummy." Mickey says with mock annoyance. He hates to admit it but all Ian’s excitement was actually quite adorable. It reminded him of how Ian was back in their earlier days when they had just first started seeing each other in secret, fooling around in the back of the Kash&Grab, and sneaking underneath the bleachers.

"I know that already, sweetheart." Ian coos, ever since the start of their anniversary month he had picked up this funny little habit of responding to Mickey's attitude with over the top affection. Mick playfully bops him on the nose before they board their plane and settle into their seats. Without even waiting for any of the other passengers to board Mickey reclines his seat and places a sleeping mask askew over his eyes, planning to drift off into snooze-ville before the plane takes off. He takes one last peak at his studious Ian seated beside him, nose already buried in some book, before pulling his mask securely into place and dozing off. Well, dozing off for about five minutes before he was so rudely interrupted by a quiet

"Excuse me."

For god knows what reason, some stupid mix up with the tickets or whatever, Mickey was in the wrong seat and some fuckhead standing in front of Ian would like him to move. Or at least that's what he’s gathered from listening in to the conversation happening right beside him with some stranger and his husband.

“Absolutely not.” Mickey deadpans. Believe it or not he actually didn’t mean to come off as aggressive for once in his life, but Ian had woken him up waaaay too early. Trip or not Milkovich’s don’t get up before noon on a weekend, and he was already nicely settled into his seat and too comfy to migrate down the plane having to brush shoulders with a bunch of randos with morning breath probably.

“C’mon, Mick.” Ian sighs, already exasperated.

“It’s only a couple seats down, let’s just move.” He says as he nudges Mickey’s shoulder, probably giving him the ‘please let’s not make a scene just this once’ puppy dog eyes, but his magic can’t work on his husband this time seeing as how Mickey still has his eyes shielded with his sleepmask.

“M’not moving Gallagher. Already comfy. Can’t shithead just sit in the already free seat?” Mickey asserts.

“Not moving from my window seat.” He repeats once more and crosses his arms over his chest in defiance.

“Actually it has nothing to do with wanting a window seat, as it happens I actually prefer the aisle.” Came the stranger’s voice.

“It’s just that they seated me in a window seat right at the front, with all this legroom and empty space and it’s making me a little nervous.” He forces out a chuckle, obviously embarrassed but still trying his best to make light of the situation.

“Like the opposite of claustrophobia I guess, if that makes any sense?” The strange man laughs.

“No, it actually doesn't.” Mickey grumbles.

“I’m a nervous flyer and I guess it just makes me feel safer to be compressed.” Suddenly Ian’s body language shifts, he sits up right and turns to face the stranger.

“Say no more, I’ll switch with you.” Ian declares like he’s doing the guy some big favor, but Mickey doesn’t need to look at his husband to know that there is a goofy little grin plastered on his face. But Mickey does in fact dramatically rip off his night mask to shoot Ian a death glare. One that says ‘how dare you abandon me?!’without even having to utter a word.

“Wait, so you’re giving up a window seat and extra leg room?” He asks, almost in disbelief. The younger skinny stranger nods with extra enthusiasm, as if he was a salesman trying to seal a deal.

“You’re welcome to join me at any point, darling.” Ian replies all coy and shit as he closes his book and shimmies out of his seat and down the cramped plane aisle, just to end up sitting about two seats in front of his husband.

‘We can get through this right?’ Mickey thinks to himself as anxiety, and of course a total fucking stranger, start to settle in. `We've been separated by bars, by Terry, and even the Mexican border! There’s no way I’m panicking over a couple of plane seats!’ But here they are, literally just some old couple reading in silence and a jaded looking woman with her equally moody teenaged daughter placed in the rows between them. And on the inside Mickey’s mind is racing with thoughts like… ‘How could my husband do this to me? Wow, the ultimate betrayal. Now I have to move… but I’m already so comfy. You know what, he’ll just have to sit all by his lonesome then. Not my fault he decided to ditch me. Now I’m stuck sitting next to some weirdo for the rest of this dumbass flight, so serves him right anyways.’ But as the minutes pass Mickey surprisingly lets his curiosity get the better of him and he moves his night mask a little to get a peak at the so-called weirdo in question. And as he glances over he meets eyes with a young man who is practically swallowed up by his own large gray hoodie which almost distracts him from the man’s surprising striking features. Dark green eyes, razor-edged cheekbones, what seemed to be a small brown beauty mark above the left side of his upper lip and… Wow, what a crazy fucking coincidence, because as the stranger turned to meet Mickey’s gaze his hoodie pulls back just enough revealing fiery auburn hair. ‘Dude is totally stunning and a redhead?!’ Mickey thinks. ‘Oh my god he's just like a younger version of my husband!’ And as they share a quick smile Mickey is again reminded of how totally hopelessly in love with Ian he really is. ‘I wonder if he's a natural redhead..? Well, we're gonna be on this plane ride for a while so… there’s probably no shame in asking, right?’

Ian on the other hand, who was at one point as cool as a cucumber waiting for Mickey to get up and switch seats, is now a bit of a nervous wreck. Because ‘Why hasn't Mickey switched seats yet? Could he possibly be distracted? Maybe I should get up and remind him, or-’ But as he finally decides to go back and beg his husband to come join him the plane departs and he is forced to try to make peace with the fact that he won’t be riding beside Mickey. And yeah he might be more than a little upset, but then he thinks about how Mickey must be annoyed with his new plane mate, so he tries to focus and listen to see if he can hear Mickey being irritated by the poor talkative fool. “Oh a redhead, is that all natural or you get that outta ten dollar Revlon box?” He hears his husband chuckle. ‘A redhead?!’ Ian thinks, his brain sounding off alarms. ‘Don’t be ridiculous Ian, that doesn’t mean anything.’ he thinks to himself as he tries his best not to, but he can’t help the red hot burn of jealousy throbbing deep in his chest no matter how hard he tries to fight it back with logic. With each hour passing he feels his anger slowly start to bubble to the surface and just as he's about to explode the pilot announces that the plane will be landing and soon passengers will have started to depart. So out of the "greater good of his heart" Ian ends up deciding that he's just being paranoid and that the guy chatting up his husband is in fact just being friendly and nothing more. So Ian decides to let it go, it’s not like he wants to ruin this first trip alone with his husband anyway. So when the plane lands he makes sure to love up on Mickey from the airport all the way to the hotel check in and and to the beach.

"I'm telling you Mick, you need to reapply your suntan lotion! It's been two hours, and the bottle says to apply at least every hour!" Ian nags. And yeah he nags, but it’s with love, so sue him!

"Nah, they just want you to buy more of their shit. Anyhow, I'm not as pale as your ghostly ass, you should be the one worried about sunscreen here Mr. I burn like a vampire in the daylight.” Mickey chuckles.

“And if you don't come here, you're gonna miss seeing this crab, man. Little guy’s fascinating! Think he's looking for a new house!" Mickey babbles, crouched down in the sand, a half smoked joint pitched between his fingers. He was already a shade tanner and his eyes were a lazy tinge of red. Mickey was so beautiful like this. Relaxed, a little buzzed, and off in his own little world no longer burdened by the traumas that once plagued their love like Terry or prison or shitty sadistic PO’s.

"I want to see him too, baby, but you're gonna bitch all night if you get burned! Come on, it'll only take a sec."

"Nah, man. That shit s'all sticky and cold. It fucks with my high, and I might miss when Mr. Krabs finds his new house! If I burn then I burn, bitch!"

"You named the crab Mr. Krabs?” Ian giggles as he stares at the little guy who seems to have stolen his husband’s full attention.

“Not Shelly or Pincher or somethin’, you’re really going with Mr. Krabs?" Ian laughs.

“Yep.” Mickey says grinning up at his big orange giant.

“How original, Mick.” snickers Ian.

“Hey, I’m on vacation. I don’t need to be creative on vacation. I don’t need to be anything on vacation but good and high.” He takes another drag of his joint before placing it in the tiny ashtray he brought along with him and then grabs Ian and pulls him down onto him, startling and exciting him in the process.

“Well high, and on top of my husband of course.” the Milkovich says with that same flirty tone of voice that never fails to make Ian’s stomach do summersaults. And it takes every ounce of self control in his body to tear himself from Mickey when his phone rings and he knows that it’s either another goddamn ‘family emergency’, or it’s something work related that ‘just can’t wait’.

So, much to Mickey's dismay, Ian sits in the sand and answers a call from Kev regarding the transportation business while Mickey takes it upon himself to avoid work at all costs and nap beside Ian looking all cute. And by god’s name it takes everything in Ian to not just stare in awe at his beautiful husband laying face down drooling just a little on his beach chair looking very much double cheeked up in his tight blue swim trunks. ‘So blue that they almost match the blue of his damn near mesmerizing eyes, but not quite because the blue in his eyes is just too beautiful that no man-made creation could ever recreate that specific color that is Mickey and oh shit he's staring, and oh shit he's definitely waking up now…’

“Hey, there,” Mickey murmured.

“Hey, sunshine,” was all Ian could say. Still a bit stunned by Mickey’s unwitting beauty.

“Sunshine?” Mickey raises a brow.

"What's up with all the mushy gushy shit, huh lover?" he asks with a sleepy laugh, finally deciding to call it out.

In response, Ian reaches up to brush his fingers against his husband’s cheek, his once pale face now a bit bronzed and heated by the sunlight spread over them.

“You just got a bit of sun on your face, thas all. Also chair marks,” Ian moves his hand to the opposite side, feeling the faint lines pressed into his lover’s skin.

“Meanwhile you look like you’ve been very busy, real important business I see.” Mickey laughs.

“You should get some rest there, Red. Must be real tired after all that hard work playing in the sand and whatnot.” but Ian knows it’s not an insult, nor is his tone heated. He actually sounds content. So Ian huffs a small laugh in response and wraps his long arms around Mickey’s waist, burying his face into the soft part of his stomach and purring like a cat in the sun.

“Thank you for your concern, but a nap is the last thing I wanna do right now.” He mutters into Mickey’s stomach.

“Ohh, so you trying to get back to the hotel then Mr. Milkovich.” Mickey asks with a smirk. And Ian doesn’t even honor such a stupid question with such an obvious answer, and instead he grabs Mickey by the hips and hoists him up out of his beach chair and kisses him with a burning desire.

“Okay. Hotel. Now.” Mickey says, lips bitten and red, eyes a little glazed over with lust.

Hand in hand they walk along the sandy beach, enjoying the warm sun and the cool ocean breeze, the sound of the waves crashing against the shore providing a soothing background noise as they make their way back to the resort. "This is amazing," Ian says, interrupting the silence and smiling as he looks out at the ocean. "I can't believe we're actually here." and somehow Mickey knows that he’s not just talking about being here on the beach. But here. Together at last.

Eventually they make it to the hotel and quickly they rush their way through the entrance and make a beeline straight for the elevators, but before they can even make it past the hotel bar Ian is suddenly blind sighted by his actual worst nightmare. They’re greeted by none other than Mickey’s plane mate.

“Mickey? Hey! How’s it going?” He smiles brightly, too damn bright if you asked Ian, and makes his way over completely uninvited.

“Oh, hey. Brett? Right?” Mickey replies, thumbing at his brow.

“Brandon actually.” The man laughs, seemingly unfazed by Mickey's lack of gentility.

“So… this is crazy huh, I thought I had seen the last of you. Thankfully I was wrong though.” says Brett or Brandon or whoever.

“What’re you doing right now? I mean, I am working but I could definitely make you a drink. My shift ends in a bit actually.” And this time Ian knows that he's blatantly flirting with Mickey and there’s just no way he can hold his anger back now.

"He's married! To me! He's my husband!" Ian exclaims angrily, red in the face, a scorching rage igniting in his emerald eyes and permeating through his entire body as he grabs Mickey by the hand before getting in between him and plane guy. All it takes is one look and Mickey can see it in Brett’s(or Brandon’s or whoever’s) face that he has no intention of pushing back against Ian, and he watches as the poor guy basically folds up into a shell of himself and just embarrassedly backs off. So Ian doesn’t wait a second and finally drags Mickey into the elevator and up to their hotel room but on the way up Mickey just can’t help but to tease him.

"Don't know what came over ya back there, firecrotch." Mickey laughs breathlessly, lips pressed lightly into that spot on Ian’s neck that he knows just drives him wild. Ian groans and kneads the thick flesh of Mickey’s ass fitted perfectly into his palms. He places a couple more wet kisses to his neck and up his jawline before biting his lip and pulling back to look at the absolute mess he’s made of his husband.

"Can't say I didn't like it though."

#GGE2022 #fanfiction

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slim-jims-in-this-shit-hole · 1 year

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🌶 SPICY GALLAVICH COLLAB 2022 🌶

[ hosted on ao3 & tumblr by @spicygallavichcollab mods @thisdivorce & @breedxblemickey ]

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↳ the menagerie by @crossmydna [E, 79K WIP]

BDSM club au - group sex - meet-sexy | ian gallagher loves his life, finally... until he finds himself splurging on a membership to an exclusive bdsm club and meeting the notoriously hard-to-please club veteran, mikhailo milkovich. | everyone's favorite WIP started this time last year with the inaugural spicy collab! & new updates are still coming...

↳ my world has teeth by @notherenewjersey [E, 6.1K]

a/b/o - tw: abuse - scenting | ian, an alpha, casually fucking a herd of betas/other alphas and longing for a real connection. mickey, raised in an omega training camp after he was sold by his father immediately after his relatively late presentation. until… | this one's dark, but SO WELL WRITTEN. heed the tags bbs!

↳ at attention by @squidyyy23 [E, 5.4K]

post-canon - roleplay - military kink | cleaning out ian’s childhood bedroom, mickey learns about a fantasy he’s been hiding and surprises his army brat of a husband. | this one ends soft, as it should. because as the tag says, it always comes back to soft husbands!

↳ freak peak by @whatthebodygraspsnot [E, 9.2k]

roommate au - power bottom mean dom!mickey - restraints | snagging a roommate who’s a switch when you’re also a switch is like winning the horny alignment lottery. that is, until you’re both on that dominant upswing. | i've never been the same after reading this. there, i said it. i've never. been. the. same.

↳ show me (to) your garden by @arrowflier [E, 5.6K]

established relationship - outdoor sex - felching | “wait,” ian tries, leaning back despite the press of his hips into mickey’s hand. “we shouldn’t, not in front of the—” “yes, in front of the tomatoes." | this is how i learned what felching is! who says porn can't be educational?

↳ i'll take care of you by @thisdivorce w/ art by @filorux [E, 6.5K]

tumblr!mickey - bottom!ian - literal boot licking | when his boyfriend has a bad day at work, mickey wants to make sure he feels taken care of. If that means ian wants to switch things up and be a fucking bossy bottom, so be it—mickey likes being told what to do. | the art alone will do you in! then the fic comes in to finish the job! beware.

↳ (g)loved up by @gallawitchxx [E, 5K]

tumblr!mickey - oh my god, they were roommates - glove kink | saturday has become their unofficial day together, until one saturday, ian has to work. mickey answers more tumblr asks that day than he has since they started spending saturdays together. by tuesday, the packages begin arriving. | this is one of my favorite things i've ever written! so i hope you enjoy!

↳ get a clue by @grumble-fish [E, 5.5K]

detectives au - there's only one bed - cuddling | detectives mikhailo milkovich and ian gallagher are on the move after a known meth dealer out of chicago. they're tracing him up into minnesota, but on they way they have to stop for the night in the middle of nowhere. there's one room left at the hotel and—you guessed it—it has only one bed! what happens next for our heroes? tune in to find out! | i fucking love it when there's only one bed! slash it's always nice when there's snuggling after the smut.

↳ lick me up by @thefirst8feet [E, 5.5K]

royalty au - power play - dirty talk | swipe up. turning the wrist in to create momentum for the back swing. one step back, two steps forward. elbow tight. this was mickeys favorite part of the day. | not my usual read, but oh so fun! the banter is wicked & there's many types of swordplay...

↳ strangers on a train by @breedxblemickey & @thisdivorce [E, 1.9K]

trans!mickey - strangers - semi-public sex | every second night, like clockwork, as mickey comes home from his shift, the stranger gets on. it’s a constant in mickey’s life. taxes, rent, and the handsome stranger eyeing him on the train. | this one also has a follow-up, which you can find here.

↳ half of a king by @breedxblemickey [E, 8.3K]

a/b/o - royalty au - soulmates | “tell me, mikhailo, how does it feel to have that power? How does it feel to be one half of a King?” terrifying. | a/b/o, royalty au, bree -- what more do you need to know?

↳ in the midnight hour by @lesbiangallagher [E, 4K]

tumblr!mickey - trans!mickey - oral sex | to: hornygaythug, anonymous said: ever gotten mind blowing head before? | i honestly can't even form coherent thoughts... just read it.

↳ when all is said and done by @tellmegoodbye [E, 4.2K]

post-canon - husbands - d/s dynamics | after an exhausting day of work, all ian wants to do is to take care of his husband and help him forget. mickey has other plans. | harley's writing is so fucking tender. shit. made me a little misty-eyed when i was supposed to be horny! & i loved every minute of it.

↳ church of burnt romances by @mikhailoaleksandrmilkovich [E, 4.3K]

priest kink - bottom!ian - edging | ian gallagher is a catholic priest with a few secrets. one of which goes by the name, mickey milkovich. | the priest!ian brainrot is strong here.

#to get you in the mood for this year's spicy collab!#posting starts next week!#also happy valentine's you filthy fuckers (affectionate) 🖤#fandom fest faves #spicy gallavich collab #spicy gallavich collab 2022 #shameless #shameless fanfiction #shameless fanart #ian x mickey #ian gallagher #mickey milkovich #gallavich

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you-show-me-love · 2 years

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Gallavich Kinktober 2022 Day 2 - dirty talk X “Oh honey, you know, you really shouldn’t tease me.”

For @gallavichthings and those who love a bit of a gay disaster (or generally human disaster) Mickey Milkovich

Read on Ao3 at the link or under the cut

He was back, sitting in Ian's section. Working at as a bartender in a gay bar since before the law said he could drink himself Ian saw a myriad of different people across the bar top. This man wasn't so different from the usual clientele; young and hot and clearly interested in the other men around him, but he was also silent and surly like someone was sending him to the gay bar against his will every Wednesday. For the past month he had ordered a shot of Jack and a tall beer on tap, avoiding eye contact and conversation before making an exit, only the empty glass and a few bills to prove he was ever there.

Ian sauntered down the line of empty stools until he was standing across from his recently sat regular and poured the shot of Jack in lieu of a greeting. The man knocked it back, the column of his pale throat pulling at the space behind Ian's belly button making him feel warm with the idea of turning that unmarked skin into a canvas of bruises.

"Another."

Ginger brows raised he poured another, watching the glass empty between a pair of kissable lips. Even with the bar half empty it felt a bit too warm in here. The empty shot glasses turned over side by side and Ian waited for what came next since this was the most the man's requests had deviated since he first arrived, ordered nothing, and left within minutes.

Scratching at a dark arched brow with a tattooed finger the man cleared his throat.

"Beer?" Ian fished after he went quiet.

"Nah. Need one of those fruity drinks. Ya know, with an umbrella and shit."

Ian barked out a laugh before leaning on his elbows.

"What's gotten into you?" Ian joked.

"Nothing, that's the problem." The guy lamented. "What's a guy gotta do to get laid around here?"

Ian snorted in a not at all sexy or charming way.

"Well you come in here, sit in the corner, have a shot and a beer, then leave."

"Exactly!"

"How do you expect to get laid if you don't make a connection?" Ian reasoned.

Beautiful blue eyes rolled before leveling Ian with an exasperated look.

"Let's practice." Ian offered, not entirely selflessly. This was his opportunity to get to know his patron a bit better, maybe help him out with his getting laid problem…personally.

"I'm Ian."

The man blinked and Ian gestured to him, coaxing him all the way back to basics.

"Uh, Mickey."

"Well uh Mickey, what are you into?"

"What the fuck?" Mickey's pink cheeks caught the light as his head swiveled in panic.

"Come on, we're practicing." Ian urgered, not wanting to scare Mickey off but also not wanting to back down now that they got this far.

"Barely anyone is here and there's no one else for me to serve. This is your moment."

Mickey took a shaky breath and fidgeted with one of the shot glasses.

"I'm into getting fucked."

Ian was grateful he was already bent forward because his dick was trying to escape the confines of his tight pants. He subtly adjusted his stance and continued.

"Your place or mine?"

Mickey let out a breathy chuckle and swiped his tongue over his bottom lip, trying to prevent the inevitable curve of his lip.

"Twelve steps to the fuckin' bathroom."

Looking into his eyes Ian knew Mickey wasn't practicing, he was offering, and Ian would be an idiot to pass him up. He straightened and made a show this time of adjusting his almost fully erect dick.

"Hayden, I'm taking my break now." He called to his coworker, not waiting for affirmation before yanking the bar flap up and joining Mickey on the other side. Tugging at an empty belt loop he coaxed Mickey off the bar stool and over to the bathroom.

"Oh fuck yeah." Mickey uttered against Ian's lips as soon as the stall door closed behind them. Ian shoved him against the wall, hands eager to touch and grope. Mickey's hands in turn went straight to Ian's crotch, rubbing his hardness over his tight jeans.

"Oh honey, you know, you really shouldn’t tease me." Ian's voice was throaty and rough, Mickey's hand moving steadily up and down his length but not moving to remove it from its confines.

"Not teasing." Mickey said easily, unfairly composed when Ian was being overwhelmed with lust. "Just making a connection."

"Let's practice getting more acquainted then." Ian's own hand joined Mickey's, unbuttoning and unzipping until his heated, hard flesh met the warm roughness of Mickey's palm. With Mickey's hands full Ian did him the kindness of yanking his pants down for him. Ian's expert dick tugging made Mickey's head fall back against the wall in pleasure but with Ian's height advantage he was able to follow him easily, keeping their faces close and eyes intensely connected.

They were touching smiles and gasps more than lips and tongue as they jerked each other off, but Ian knew mutual handjobs wouldn't be enough for him. He moved his head to the side until his lips rested on the shell of Mickey's ear.

"I wanna fuck you."

"Yeah, want you to fuck me." Mickey's words slurred with arousal, making Ian grin and nip playfully at his earlobe. The whine that ensued had Ian's hips jerking forward, smearing his wet head against Mickey's shirt.

"I wanna hear you make that sound again. Wanna hear you moan my name. I wanna make you feel so good, Mick."

"Now who's the fuckin' tease." Mickey quipped, his voice hitching and shoulders rising as his body tensed toward orgasm.

"Not teasing." Ian definitely teased, blocking his shoulder from rising by planting his lips and teeth on the pale neck he craved to mark up not even twenty minutes ago, now giving into that craving with enthusiasm.

"This is just practice." The redhead teased.

Ian could feel the tug behind his belly button, could feel the heat trail down into his groin. He was close, but he wanted Mickey to get their first.

"I'm gonna make you cum, then you're going to sit at the bar, have a beer, and come home with me. I'm gonna fuck you in my bed, make you breakfast, then bend you over my kitchen table and fuck you again."

Ian wasn't sure how much of his plans Mickey had really heard as he worked him through his orgasm, but after Mickey finished him and they cleaned up Mickey sat back down on his usual stool in Ian's section, sipped on his usual beer and when Ian's shift ended he went home with him.

#gallavich #mickey milkovich #ian gallagher #shameless #ian x mickey #chaos writes #gallavich fanfic #ao3 #gallavich kinktober 2022

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