#garlic bread supremacy

[todayontumblr]

Friday, November 17.

Garlic Bread.

What is there to say about garlic bread that hasn't been said already? It's Tumblr's signature dish, you know. Y'all have #garlic bread as entrée, as plat principal, as dessert. And to wash it all down? Why, liquefied garlic bread of course—freshly blended. *dabs mouth*

It is also a popular baked good in Skyrim. Exhibit A:

Go now. Eat garlic bread. Be merry x

#today on tumblr #art #garlic bread #garlic bread recipe #garlic bread supremacy #garlic breadblr #garlic bread grilled cheese #garlic bread pizza #cheese #food #foodblr #food porn #food photography #recipe

[lord-of-garlic-bread-and-tea]

As the Lord of Garlic Bread, I just wanna say that Garlic Bread tastes better when you don't:

Forget the garlic

Forget the butter

Forget the bread

Force your religious beliefs onto others

Treat neurodivergent people like shit

Ignore the person trying to join your friend group

Constantly point out how someone is too short

Constantly point out how someone is too tall

Fat shame

Skinny shame

Like cheese

#garlic bread #garlic #bread #garlic bread supremacy #shitpost #funny shit #meme #lol

[fallen-angels-go-to-hell]

Garlic on My Bread

Bread. The bread is so stale. But I love bread.

I don't know what's wrong. There is a great void between my feelings and my physical being. The emotional and biological self. I keep failing to see my target and I keep failing to realize that I don't like what I feel left out of. The entire reason I am not with them is because I don't like them. Why am I so keen on being accepted?

The way Bread craves the intimacy of Garlic. The way they flow together. The way the taste hits the right spots.

The love of my life, well at least I believe he is the love of my life, fills all these empty spots in me. But lately we have been drifting and I don't know why I am so scared to admit it. Once what used to be my everything is now just burnt golden flakes. Tasting bitter and ashy exactly like a burnt-out dish.

The Bread needs to learn how to live with itself. It needs to learn how to be better without Garlic. Without needing acceptance from butter. Without the many parsley grains atop it.

I think I need to work towards my goal without worrying about any of these things. And most importantly, the future with my family shouldn't be my priority. But instead, the future where I am working and independent should be what I must look out for. I need to be the best version of myself and I haven't been doing that lately. I have been too reliant on not only shr but also validation from my peers, acceptance into groups, a good reputation, and what not.

The Bread is going to have victory someday, if not for the rich, let it be for the poor. Garlic and butter alone do no good, but Bread alone is sufficient for millions of people. Bread has Strength, and that's all it needs.

#today on tumblr #art #garlic bread #garlic bread recipe #garlic bread supremacy #garlic breadblr #garlic bread grilled cheese #garlic bread pizza #cheese #food #foodblr #food porn #food photography #recipe

[saebaragi]

garlic bread

#random stuff on my account like usual #omg this is the best thing ever #i love garlic bread #garlic bread #garlic bread supremacy

[thatssocryptic]

here

have some garlic bread <3

#asexual #asexual vibes #garlic bread #shitpost #garlic bread supremacy #food

[dearrosaceae]

Garlic bread >>>> every other bread

#garlic bread supremacy #i love garlic bread

[wadowadow]

My little gremlin ass in my room thinking about garlic bread

I am literally going feral rn, those 3 accidental cans of cola are hitting me in the face like a brick rn. I have the sudden urge to have an elegant conversation about garlic bread and it's fanciness, i need to consume it as a side dish, as a main dish, as a dessert, as a drink AS EVERYTHING, GARLIC BREAD IS PLAGUING MY MIND!!!!🤬🥖🧄

#garlic bread #feral #garlic #bread #garlic bread supremacy

[soup-extra-soopy]

exceptionally upset over garlic breath after knowingly putting the most unholy amount of garlic seasoning on my toast

#garlic bread supremacy

[rosieuv]

Here's the beginning of the essay it typed out:

#chatgpt #garlic bread #essay #garlic bread supremacy

[fandom-gremlin-1987]

First time eating Japanese milk bread with my friends!

@absolutesouptrash

#bread #i love bread #bread supremacy #fluffy bread #garlic #garlic lover

[sobeksewerrat]

I lost my old TMF sexuality/gender identity HC post and it needed to be updated anyway sooo i am remaking it

adding a cut cuz it's long and i dont want to be annoying while scrolling thru the tmf tag or whatecer

Jake: Bisexual, Transmasc (he/him) [i also love transfem jake but it isnt my personal hc]

Hailey: Lesbian, magigirl [i will never change this. I AM THE NO. 1 LESBIAN HAILEY TRUTHER]

Milly: Heteroromantic, Asexual, Genderfluid [ACE MILLY SUPREMACY]

Sean: Aromantic, Bisexual, Non-binary (he/they, prefers they/them) [I WILL MAKE PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE A-SPEC]

Zander: Gay, Transmasc [dont rlly wanna change anything for him other than the canon lol]

Luke: Pansexual, but now I know it's canon, hyper-cis

Drew: Biromantic, Asexual, Transmasc [AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ACE DREWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, also I LOVE TRANSFEM DREW TOO BUT I HAD TO CHOOSE ONLY ONE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH]

Henry: Bisexual (female preference) , Transmasc [the transing of the jomies is real]

Liam: Omnisexual, Bigender (he/she/they) [I LOVE THE IDEA OF ACE LIAM CUZ MOST ACES ARE DIRTY-MINDED AS FUCK BUT I STILL NEED MORE CONVINCING TO HC AS SUCH]

Lia: Grayaromantic, pansexual, Transfem [F O R C E D T R A N S G E N D E R I S M]

Zoey: Bisexual (closeted, has a lot of internalized biphobia to deal with), Transfem [cis? what's that?]

Daisy: Pan-oriented, Demirose, Demigirl [demirose is a synonym for demiaroace]

Sadie: Oriented AroAce, Agender [A-SEPCIFICATION]

Elliot: Unlabeled romantic orientation, Orchidsexual, genderqueer [look up orchidsexual not adding the definition again]

Stacy: Biromantic, Aceflux, cisgender [stacy's garlic bread]

STACY'S MOM: HAS GOT IT GOING ON- [jk, imagine her being extremely aroace and just rejecting liam]

Max's trio: Ain't no way these bitches cishet; even if they had like 1 minute of screentime, i just know it in my bones

All of these are subject to change btw, except Hailey, never changing her being lesbian ever

#the music freaks #tmf #freakblr #rosyblr #sewer dump #oh yeah i'm back

[todayontumblr]

#today on tumblr #garlic bread #cheese #bread #garlic breadblr #garlic bread recipe #garlic bread supremacy #garlic bread grilled cheese #garlic bread pizza #food #food porn #foodgasm #foodblr

[lord-of-garlic-bread-and-tea]

Sometimes I wish I could photosynthesize

#I've eaten all the seeds I could find and I'm still not plant enough #photosynthesis #bread talk #garlic bread supremacy #shitpost #lol #random

[ronsenthal]

💐 once you receive this lovely bouquet of flowers you have to mention five things you love, publicly, and send it to 10 of your favorite followers if you want. SPREAD POSITIVITY! ⛅️

Awww thank you for sending me this, really makes me emotional 💚

Five things I love:

i really love sushi, at first I didn't like it but now I need to be careful or ill spend all my money on it

and pepperoni pizza, its my fav

banana pie is my fav dessert since i was a kid

tangerine ice cream is so underrated i LOVE it so much

GARLIC BREAD SUPREMACY!!!!! its a godsend gift to humankind

#asks #a little bit of jessica #iceman-kazansky

[enby-skeleton-5]

I’m not aro or ace but I enjoy garlic bread and believe in aroace playlists on spotify supremacy

#nbsk🙋🏻💀

[diagonal-queen]

thungo thursday: how the hell did we get here so fast

'dad never even came to pick me up' SAME AYA LMAOO

they really did make the right choice for bram's va. i don't remember his name but all i know is that he's a seasoned anime va, but it like REALLY fits him fr

i'll never get over how much i love this intro you guys like it's so chaotic and colourful and dark and granrodeo is so good and this song especially is so epic and kishow supremacy

OH MY GOD watching chuuya struggle to breathe is like stressing me out so much that i need to pause and take deep breaths of my own lmao

AYO WHY DOES DAZAI LOOK LIKE A CRYPTID LMAOOOO

also i'm so jealous of him being able to cup sigma's cheek while I cannot

dazai and sigma are so weird to me as a ship because most of the ships i like are '[character that is just like me] + [character who i would have a crush on if i knew them]' but i kin both dazai and sigma so it's like watching the two opposite sides of me frolick around and it's so chaotic

sigma, literally drowning: 😰😰😰😰😰 dazai, also drowning: •-•

if i had a nickel for every time dazai stood on sigma's back/shoulders while they were breaking out of prison i'd have two nickels. which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

(yes i know i use that meme format a lot NO I WON'T STOP)

WET CAT SIGMA (and no i didn't replay the sounds of him gasping for air, why on earth would you think that)

we have both now <3333333333 thumbs up dazai best dazai

imagine someone asks atsushi how he knew to do things or how he had the mind to move forward and he replies 'the voices' but like he's deadly serious and it actually was the voices

wait dazai literally did that to sigma in prison didn't he shfkjhdhgjkhsk

wait so in the manga sigma can read russian, but in the anime he can't? is bones actively bimbo-ifying characters??? how are we letting this slide

akutagawa doing some goku type shit is the funniest thing ever bro actually said 'SHIAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH'

bones you don't need to remind us all about how much you fucked up akutagawa's death scene ok. his dub va literally predicted that his death would be done poorly and he was RIGHT ABOUT IT

(who would win. gonta and monokuma vs dazai and akutagawa)

if dazai's got a broken leg and losing blood very quickly then why is he grunting and moaning like that huh what's that all about

YEAH GET FUCKED FYODOR LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

fyodor: because of dazai you realised something about yourself sigma...[describes me, dia, in disturbingly accurate detail]

i'm sorry but the gay agenda has warped me into viewing a man putting a gun to the head of a man on his knees not as a serious and threatening crime but as foreplay. this is what the gays are doing to today's youth. way cup america

brams life must suck. imagine life exactly the same except you can't frolick in the sun, smell roses, wear silver jewellery, finger gun yourself in the mirror or eat garlic bread. also the 'lacking a body and personal autonomy' thing but who needs those amirite

OH MY GOD THE GIRL **WAS** BRAM'S DAUGHTER!!!!! IT WAS HIS KID THE WHOLE TIME!!!!! YOU GUYS OH MY GOD/??????!!??!!???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i don't even feel bad for laughing when fyodor started having his mental breakdown like bro what is that face. is this what nikolai sees every night??? man no wonder he went insane

tfw they fisheye atsushi from afar while he's being stabbed in his vitals

i hope they have a stash of strepsils for atsushi's va in the recording studio

BRO WHY IS FYODOR MOANING TF

yknow that episode when teruko aged tachihara down to a child and he looked rounder and stuff? thats fyodor right now

no but actually imagine being pulled so hard that your leg and arm come off OUCHIES what is it with people and taking atsushi's body parts and like stroking them or whatever. if it were me, the only body part of atsushi's i'd be stroking is his di

fyodor you're a great character but i can't help but notice that you just stabbed my husband and then kicked him in the face. unfortunately you have no choice but for me to ruthlessly kill you dead

so much is happening rn i feel bad for the anime onlys who have to process all this shit within one episode whereas we got several chapters to soak it into our skull sponges

yeah, me too sigma. me too

LMAO DAZAI CALLED CHUUYA A BITCH????? THEY LITERALLY BICKER EVERY TIME THEY INTERACT WHY IS THIS PARTICULAR THING SO FUNNY TO ME

maybe its just cus like 'bitch' is a funny word especially. they can call each other 'ass' and 'bastard' and 'dick' all they want but nothing tops a good 'bitch!!'

hold on bones no. NO. you can't do that. dazai was shot once in the head by chuuya, then he smiles and laments before the scene ends and it's left ambiguous if he dies or not. YOU CAN'T JUST HAVE CHUUYA USING HIS CORPSE AS TARGET PRACTICE

asagiri: i wonder how i should design one order flowey from undertale: asagiri: amazing. brilliant. this will be perfect

well, fuck. im terrified for next week!!

#thungo thursday #i miss gogol i want him to save the world #OR I WANT Q TO COME BACK AND THEY DO IT #OR I WANT THE GANG FROM THAT ONE CHAPTER (MUSHITARO LOVECRAFT KATAI AND KAJII) TO COME BACK AND DO IT THAT WOULD BE THE GREATEST THING EVER #i just need this story to have a happy ending thats all i want for them please asagiri dont