#ghost answers

[ghostherlig]

A johnshi heacanon i have is that Johnny is an extreme heavyweight, while Kenshi is a super lightweight. One drink and he’s babbling, slurring words, all over Johnny too, super flirty while drunk. Johnny finds it hilariously cute. Johnny is an emotional drunk, starts sapping about his love for Kenshi while said man is trying to unbuckle his pants.

HAHA YES- i love flirty drunk kenshi, he is so real in my heart <3

i think both can handle their liqour well enough but shots is where kenshi starts to fall apart- get him two or three and he's GONE- all over johnny the rest of the night, will grab his ass or come up behind him and hold his pecs and whisper to him in japanese bc he is so far gone-

johnny gets lovey after enough alcohol to knock out a baby elephant and he gets so sappy and so sweet on kenshi and kenshi is like "lemme in your pants" and johnny is cooing and extra sweet like "anything for you, i love you so much, you're so good to me"

ajsjiwjdksn THEM- thank you, i love kenshi being a lightweight and johnny being able to handle his alcohol better, he for sure teases kenshi about it and buys him shots on purpose-

#ghost answers #johnshi #johnny cage #kenshi takahashi #i love them fr

[simplyghosting]

Dare we ask y why you’re banned from making mashed potatoes?

Okay! So! Buckle up!

As I mentioned in a previous post, my mother does not trust my cooking because I tend to "experiment" and create "Frankenstein cuisine," like the time I put so much garlic in a dish my sister started choking. The mashed potatoes were one such instance.

Reverse for a second, I was taught as a kid that boiling foods causes some of the nutrients to be left in the water, so unless you also consume the water they were boiled in, you lose some of those nutrients. (I have never looked into the truth of this matter further).

This, however, led me to want to consume all nutrients possible in the potato, in all its forms, including mashed.

How would one do this? Why, obviously, using all the water it was boiled in to make it.

Now, I looked up this one technique (here our experiment problems begin) and it suggested cutting the potatoes into cubes to push them as close as possible together and only adding enough water to cover. After the potatoes were properly cooked, they would then be mashed into the little bit of covering water and be perfectly moist and then tasty once seasoned.

However, I am not good at food math, and in some department, did not dice, cube, arrange properly, or perhaps the term "barely cover" did not register for the amount of water, because once I did have them cooked and began to mash, it did not turn into the lovely, fluffy, moist, starch delicacy that I had hoped for, but instead-

Was soup.

Puree. Watery. Potato soup.

Kinda looked like that homemade paper pulp.

Now, how do I salvage an entire bag of golden potatoes made for the family dinner happening in 20min that has now been frankly horrifically liquefied?

Reduce it.

For you non-cookers out there, that means jacking the temp up to a boil so that the water evaporates and thickens whatever (usually a sauce) liquid you have cooking.

At this point, my mother had seen this culinary tragedy and was begging me to throw it all away, but I was determined.

So reduce I did. For at least 30min. People were sitting at the table waiting. Someone may have started crying (might have been me).

Finally, the potatoes had dried out enough to be considered a solid food once again and so I did proceed to season and serve.

The texture was..unique. Kinda like finely processed grits, which might have been why my dad (sole grits lover in the home) was the only one who said they "weren't that bad", while my siblings did eat them, albeit slowly, and my mother refused to touch them.

I repeated this exact same mashed potato massacre thrice afterwards.

Hence my banishment.

#ghost answers #mashed potatoes #thejonderettegirl #my mother also hates my rice but that's because i make it sticky and she likes it dry #so i'm not banned from it but we both insist on making it #ghost posts #ghost stories

[asksimonghostriley]

Another pup.

#cod modern warfare #cod mw2 #cod #ghost answers #pup

[ghostatrandom]

I don’t know if you’ve done a fusion design for N yet but I was thinking about it and I think an N and Zorua fusion could be fitting

Honestly in the hybrid au he is more of a creature, like the most creature you can think of and probably is overprotective over the legend orbs (which vía the magic of: I only have a vague idea around the rules of this world) are later absorbed by Hilda and Hilbert so yeah absolute creature non-guy (which I also made into a zoroark instead of a zorua cause my ass cannot read-)

#fanart #digitalart #art #sketch #pokemon hybrid au #pokemon #ghost answers #my art #drawing #rival N #pokemon natural harmonia #how tf do people tag the letter N as a character what are the consensus on his tagging

[that-other-dead-person]

*sends you some smol potions*

do whatever you want with them!

Thanks!!!!!

Hey where did you get these-

#ghost answers #edit - why did i tag this as anon.... #was it anonymous i forgor #edit 2 - NOW IT SAYS ITS ANON????

[theegh0st]

your hyrule/legend give my heart pitter patters😳 (compliment)

i think my heart just skipped a beat

#ghost answers

[ghost-draws-art]

:0 can I adopt the baby outsiders??? They look so cute 🥺🥺🥺🥺❤❤❤❤💕💕💕👉👈👉👈👉👈

Oh well of course!

They're taking a nap while they wait to be picked up 😊

#art #digital art #ghost draws #artists on tumblr #stray #stray 2022 #stray game #stray clementine #stray momo #stray doc #stray zbaltazar #stray fanart #stray cat game #stray outsiders #baby outsiders #ghost answers

[ghostliest-ghosty-ghost-bastard]

I tried to draw adam from your au ..I hope I did him justice...🙏

Thamk you, he is wonderful

#Sanguine such as celestial Spirits may bleef #sanguin au #my au #ghostlywailingintothevoid #ghost answers #my gods thank you i love himssd #you did hims perfectly

[nakunatta-fujihana]

For the list meme what do think you would look like if you were royalty 👑 Yuu? :o

Outfit ask game list here!

Since aparently jpn noblemen are allergic to SLAYING I made one historically accurate (tm) version and a more fantasy european one. The shaved part of Yuu's head in the jpn version is a traditional type of haircut reserved for wakashu, which is what Yuu would be considered by that time (an androgynous, beautiful young man/teenager). I just kept his bangs because it looked weird having Yuu without them LMAOOO

Eurocentric Yuu is giving vampire-core, though lmao

#ask #ghost answers #yuu fujisaki #twst oc #twst yuu #rp blog #mochi-chan

[ghostydrawsthings-official]

Who’s your favorite character?

[REDACTED] from 14dwy, duh /silly

I’m also quite fond of Yotsuya and Dr. Kurosaki from Dies Irae! And Eden from Parasocialite <3

But overall, I think [REDACTED] will always have that special place in my heart :3

#14dwy #parasocialite #dies irae #ghost answers #hope I’m not bothering anyone in those tags lol #anon ask

[mommaghost]

65 from the asks

What are your top five favourite blogs to masturbate to? Tag them!

I'll be honest I don't really masturbate to a specific blog?

Though notable ones that show up and get me flustered are:

@fatherenoch

@hush-writes-preg

@wannabepapa

@werewolfgirlknots

@blasphemous-enby

And special shout-out to @impregnatingyou and @preggomancer for good content all around

Also I really enjoy your blog too!

#ghost answers #ghost posting #mommaghost #thank you so much for the ask

[ghostherlig]

Twirling my hair you should totes share more of your Johnny hcs w/ him being trans :3c

asdfadkjdfj my man!! here are some hcs bc i cant keep my mouth shut about him for longer than ten minutes-

(for those who missed the ask-) he worked out to have pecs instead of getting top surgery but he does still think about it sometimes bc he's curious about how that wouldve changed his life

he constantly thinks about getting a chest tattoo- whether that's his mk11 "JOHNNY" tattoo or a chest mural as an homage to kenshi's body murals, he doesnt know, but he wants one

on a similar note, he has a few smaller tattoos that only a few people know about- like a small raven he got stick and poked by a friend in high school and more recently a small "TK" on his hip bone (kenshi has a "JC" hidden behind his ear under his hair)

got laser hair removal in his bikini area for movie purposes but also bc he just prefers to be hairless-

he loves shaving his beard though, it's his favorite morning ritual along with the rest of his skincare- also offers to shave kenshi's beard just bc he likes doing it, has an old fashioned razor and solid shaving cream to do it too since he thinks it works better

doesnt really like packing bc he feels like he walks weird and he doesnt love the weight at the front of his pants, but he will sometimes for interviews or when he'll be noticeably flat on camera

some period hcs:

his periods are AWFUL- he has debilitating cramps, gets headaches, gets light sensitivity, and is very easily overstimulated by noise and lights- kenshi is always very helpful and patient with him when he gets snippy but he feels real bad about it afterwards

gets morning sickness sometimes when he wake up too early or eats too early in the morning- kenshi always cuts him fruit around 10 am to keep him hydrated and fed

if he drinks anything cold his cramps will go haywire- he drinks mostly tea when he's on his period since the hot water helps keep his cramps from throwing fits and the tea itself can have other benefits

whoops- this got kind of long, but alsdfkjasdc i love him a lot, and him being trans is so real to me <333

bonus trans kenshi headcanons ;)

got top surgery but his scars are hidden under his tattoos

loves having a beard but hates how itchy it is so he stays pretty stubbly for comfort(even though it also itches) (also hates the act of shaving and is happy to let johnny do it)

packs everywhere- grocery store? packing. starbucks run? packing. morning run? packing- he does not care, he likes running errands with one just bc he feels more comfy that way

kind of misses the feeling in his chest but also is so happy to be free of the weight there and sometimes forgets that he cant feel that well

likes having hair where he can but yearns for chest hair- he just likes the aesthetic look

#ghost answers #trans johnny agenda #johnny cage #trans kenshi agenda #whoops #slipped him in there at the end- #kenshi takahashi #johnshi

[haunted-artist]

1, 7, 12

Oho nother triple fire!! heck yeah lets go For 1. Art programs you have but don't use: Hooo I've probably grabbed a bunch of art programs over the years that I don't use anymore...! First that comes to mind is Mischief, I bought it years ago but didn't use it much (probs cause I stopped liking the artist who made me decide to get it, that's a wholeee other topic though) Also just found out that it got discontinued years ago while I was trying to remember the name??? So that's something For 7. A medium of art you don't work in but appreciate: I'd say perhaps acrylics? I've always found them difficult to use, so I think its really amazing that people can and make some really neat stuff with em. For 12. Easiest part of body to draw: Probably the head (facing the the left) lol, super easy for me to doodle those

#ghost answers #strangeauthor

[asksimonghostriley]

Gotta be done.. best brand of tea, LT? Milk? Sugar? :) 🫖

Not too picky when you're ou' on the field, what works works.

#cod modern warfare #cod mw2 #cod #ghost answers

[ghostatrandom]

I can't believe you called blue hair jaiden

Blue hair,, bluebird,, inch resting

In all honesty I don't think it was a premomition, Hatsune Jaiden had to happen there was no other choice

#ghost answers #with that said I'm now checking Jaidens answers to the survey and uh #its kinda way too perfectly aligned with the project blue bird au its kinda crazy #like damn

[that-other-dead-person]

hi gugh :3

Eeermm!!!!

Explodes you explodes you expl

#ghost answers #/j/silly