#goat children

[asterkurayami]

#so-ta #gashapon #goat children #20240308

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

(2012 minecraft parody voice) I am mining... there are no blocks of sand.... you are digging down with me.... hand in unbreakable hand... and I hope we mine.... I hope we both mine.......

#the song is No Children by the mountain goats if you're wondering #added cuz i've seen quite a few people who dont know the original #(also this isn't about mc youtubers or anything this is just me having fun at like 1am)

[thedisasterbi]

happy valentines day

#no children #hand in unlovable hand #the mountain goats #shitpost

[redeyye]

if you don't mind, put in the tags which one and when you started listening to the goats :)

#the mountain goats #john darnielle #no children #sorry if someone else has already done this but i need to know #poll #john green #this year

[wowwforever]

the mountain goats: And I hope you die/I hope we both die

Matthew Mullenweg: HELLO? FBI??? JUST GOT ANOTHER ONE!

#matthew mullenweg #photomatt #predstrogen #tumblr #transgender #the mountain goats #no children #i hope trans women are safe forever

[tubbytarchia]

Derailing from everything to draw this because I can't stop thinking about "You're triggering my parental instinct. I want to take you into my hand and take you to a safe place" Doc

#Love the common theme of Doc and Etho being the father figures in hermit/traffic art #hermitcraft #jimmy solidarity #docm77 #hermitcraft fanart #docm77 fanart #jimmy solidarity fanart #I also love Doc being drawn as a big goat man please its so cool I love monster people and the leeway of minecraft skins #I know jimmy is tall but doc is just very very tall so he can pick his children up easily #to put grian and scar into timeout specifically #also just. jimmy turning up in hermitcraft and quickly getting vaguely adopted by doc. it tickles me. its cute #tubby art

[ambivalentlandscape]

shoutout to the mountain goats for making the intimate violent and the violent intimate

#tallahassee (especially oceanographer’s choice and no children) vs. beat the champ (especially unmasked! and hair match) #& ezekiel 7 and the permanent efficacy of grace #the mountain goats #tmg

[megalodonpussy]

#the mountain goats #no children #I’m yeah it’s been a rough couple of days

[notmybagels]

#no children #the mountain goats #m #lyrics

[dumbbitch2-0]

Lol that awkward moment when there is no sign of land

You are coming down with me

Hand in unlovable hand

#lmk monkey king #lmk macaque #lmk sun wukong #lmk wukong #lmk fanart #lego monkey kid fanart #lego monkey kid #lego Monkie kid #lego monkey king #sun wukong #monkey king #liu er mihou #six eared macaque #lmk six eared macaque #shadow peaches #shadowpeach #hand in unlovable hand #no children #mountain goats #fanart #angst

[kyrianne]

I hope we boop

I hope we both boop

Paw in unloveable paw

#boop #boop o meter #april fool's day #april fools 2024 #tumblr #mountain goats #no children #things kyri does #hall of fame

[superficialspacecadets]

I made a meme because the Barbie trailer is consuming my every waking thought

#my meme #Barbie meme #barbiecore #barbie movie #the barbie movie #margot robbie #the mountain goats #no children #dollblr #dollblogging #doll core #doll collector

[ganondoodle]

even if i didnt love botw as much as i do, totk drives me nuts bc, similarly to pokemon, this series is so SO SO full of potential, they have so many games they can pull from, theres so many themes, characters and worldbuilding thats just left to rot, you dont need to connect anything with a chain to old titles, you dont need to bring back any things that already had their ending, but PLEASE harness at least a fraction of all this!!!! and they just refuse to do it beyond shallow references

totk jsut drives it all home to me, bc this isnt just the next game in the franchise, but a DIRECT SEQUEL no 10 years apart from botw, yet they cant even, they REFUSE to even keep the continuity with its OWN lore it established in botw together, and that, i think, is what truly makes me so insane (derogatory) about totk

it PROVES they do not care, they dont care to build on anything of the lore of old titles beyond references in form of amiibos or whatever, they dont even care to make a sequel to their most successful game in the franchise coherent with its own lore

botw established a captivating detailed world full of potential, while lacking in active storytelling, it had environmental storytelling, characters and ideas that were the perfect ground to build on-

and then they do away with it bc idk .. they want you to build mechs and make videos of it that go viral and thats all they care about or something

shiekah tech? forget that existed character being the character you know? act as if you are seeing them for the first time just like they are lame story? dont think about that just be distracted by the epic presentation of it lore the previous title established? forget that, all that matters is what is here and now beloved character from old games beign brought back? hes a new guy and has no background and no lore and just sits waiting for you at the end to have a flashy fight with references from old titles and their lore? just here for nostalgie bait, dont you remember? you LOVE this series, now give me 70 bucks for a glorified DLC that ruins what you loved about the series and makes you realize that nothign matters and nothing is interesting anymore

you are supposed to take it all at face value, to not think about anything, to see a character say something and just go with it, and forget it the second its over, be distracted by good music and pretty visuals, but dont think about, dont think about anything but what is directly said to you like you have no critical thinking skills, forget there was a game before this one, only the one you play matters, empty your skull and dont let yourself feel anything but what the game tells you to feel

if they dont even care to make the sequel to their most successful game actually build on the previous title, dont even care to keep their continuity of two games supposedly directly happening one after the other in tact- maybe they never cared, and all the meaning we thought we saw them build into their games was all accidental and meaningless

and that is absolutely soul crushing for fans like me to discover

its a game. its not a story, its not a world, its not themes, its not characters, its not lore. its a product made to make you pay money, not to make you think about anything.

#ganondoodles talks #zelda #ganondoodles rants #i know it sounds silly to say this game makes me mad bc its so clearly a game #but do you get what i mean?? #and the worst part is #they dont even keep the lore said in the SAME GAME in line #the people in hateno where links HOUSE used to be that is now ZELDAS not remembering him #the children acting like they dont know him #where has link been? #did zelda put him into the forest and just let him live with the boars? #even so the house is here so link must have been here to buy it- #but no forget that #its somethign that happened in botw and that never actually happened or mattered remember? #to have balloons and rocktes and people with WINGS in this world but none of them going up to the sky islands everyone is obsessed about`? #well its for YOU to play around with with meaningless rewards not for the NPCs living in this world #the godly goat guy and the hylian priestress directly saying zelda is their distant descendant to her and then #not show nor say not even hint at them having any offspring and then both die a stupid meaningless death to try and make you feel something #“doing the dragon transformation robs you of your soul forever and you will never return” #*returns via deus ex machina without even letting the player take any part in it but by -getting to the end tm-* #also i HATE how totk constantly dangles set ups in front of you #only to NOT follow up on them #the intro giving you a taste of what you might expect for- NOPE zelda is gone immediately its jsut botw but worse again lol #zelda getting the hang of her time powers so she might return to her time on her ow- NOPE dragon lol her powers are irrelevant actually #impa being the only one you can tell about zelda being a dragon and her going oh no im gonna search for a way to bring her back- LOL NOPE #its solves itself and you dont even do anything for it and just watch a cutscene #oh no link lost his arm and its beyond repair- LOL NOPE have your arm back like it was freshly made no matter how few of the light things- #you actually got- the things that where supposedly to battle back the thing destroying your arm #also howt he game gives you endless busy work without any good reward #krogs - mayoi signa - poes - scematics - lightroots - sign guy

[clawmarks]

Snowdrop & other tales - Jacob Grimm, Arthur Rackham, ill. - 1920 - via Internet Archive

#Illustration #childrens books #fairy tales #goats #ungulates

[cookie-nom-nom]

I AM MEOWING

THERE IS NO SIGN OF BANS

YOU ARE BOOPING DOWN WITH ME

PAW IN UNLOVEABLE PAW

I HOPE WE BOOP

I HOPE WE BOTH BOOP

#April fools #boop #boop o meter #boop button #no children #the mountain goats #hand in unlovable hand #Cat #something to nom on

[aleydraws]

And if you don't love me now, you will never love me again

I can still hear you saying we would never break the chain

-

I know everyone and their second cousin has drawn locked tomb art based on this pose but if the shoe fits

#the locked tomb #john gaius #mercymorn the first #augustine the first #dios apate #tlt #locked tomb art #my art #i understand that i drew jod way hotter than he has any right to be but you know what #the three songs this art is about are #the chain by fleetwood mac and no children by the mountain goats and big god by florence and the machine #no i will not be taking questions at this time #did this art put me in an Interesting headspace for a few days? yes #am i going to confront that? hell no