#god of petty shit

[thewickedkat]

the amount of self-control and self-discipline that Orym has. the fact that he was face-to-face with one of the heads of the Ruby Vanguard, the group that ordered and carried out the attempted assassination of his boss and successfully murdered his family and didn't even indulge in petty snipes and remarks, let alone drawing his blade and trying to separate her head from her body. the fact that he held himself back out of respect and care for his friend Imogen and allowed himself only biting but reasonable points. christ. i could never.

#critical role #orym of the air ashari #GOD i wanted him to be so so petty but at least Ashton picked up a bit of the slack #orym had every right to be such a bitch but wasn't and holy shit i gotta respect that

[religion-is-a-mental-illness]

"Nothing says 'I'm an entitled, arrogant, self-absorbed twat' quite like believing that your god grants you special favours, such as finding lost keys and scoring touch-downs, while at the same time allowing children all around the world to suffer and starve to death."

There goes the "free will" excuse.

#religion #religious arrogance #god of the petty shit #concierge god #religion is a mental illness

[darlingod]

I can’t believe Taryn betrayed Jude even after the whole Undersea shit went down. Your sister was tortured everyday for a over month, you saw all of what it did to her, and you still decide to hurt her even further? As if she hasn’t already gone through enough??

And to do it only to potentially be the most favored by their father?

Taryn: When Jude goes low, I bring her lower

#and it wasnt long at all after the undersea😭😭💀💀 #oh my GOD #jude wanted to protect her and all taryn ever did was put Jude in harms way #taryn was only ever wholly selfish while jude was wholly selfless #taryn is so hostile toward jude when jude isnt even aware shes done anything wrong #jude is literally so dissmisive if she even lets herself THINK of taryn in a negative way #and taryn doesnt bat an eye to discredit jude #the fact that taryn was the one who told locke about jude (comma) and locke tells jude that shes not like “they” said she would be #like that totally not suspicious #taryn snitches on jude 'possibly' having cardan JUST BECAUSE SHES UPSET JUDE WONT GET PUNISHED AS SHE DID FOR THE DUEL #taryn didnt care whether or not jude had him (comma🙄) she was willing to throw cardan and jude under the bus for some petty fucking shit #her actions are the epitome of hideous #she thinks jude is her mirror so she projects onto jude #horribly #the wicked king #queen of nothing #the cruel prince #jude duarte #like I don’t HATE HATE Taryn but I rlly fucking dislike her

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

I'm in the process of proofreading my Comte 7th bday event translation. However. I had to say it because reading the english version of the Impossible Choices event KILLED ME WHERE I SAT:

VIDEO GAMES WERE A MISTAKE I CAN'T UNSEE IT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Also because it was hot as hell:

I think Comte deserves to be a little violent. As a treat (for me)

I will also never get over Vlad going AND MAKE IT STRAWBERRY at pretty much everything and Comte just "Can you be an adult. About anything. For like 3 minutes." Meanwhile I'm with MC where I just find it lowkey hilarious. Realizing now as I write about it that Comte, Vlad, and MC just feel like Comte and MC are the dad and mom humoring an overzealous child, and something about that is freaking uproarious to me. I was sitting there like "where have I heard/seen that tone in Comte before" and then it hit me like a ton of bricks (as if he doesn't run a whole house, don't look at me I'm a 🤡)

I find it all kinds of adorable that Comte's playful and silly only when he's alone with MC, makes it feel special in a way--like he's comfortable sharing because it's her. I also think it's cute because he often manages to find a way to spin it into something that ends up being fun/sweet/thoughtful towards MC, which is just delightful. I feel like when Vlad comes in he gets a lil grumpy and jealous and retreats into himself a bit, like his private time with MC was stolen 😚

I still chortle about the Honeymoon event where Vlad gave MC a bouquet of flowers to celebrate their wedding day, and the way it felt like Comte wanted to trash them 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 it was so unbelievably funny. Like it was so clear he didn't want to ruin MC's gift, you know, be mature and let her have this. But also. REEEEEEEE M Y MC 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Deleted footage of Comte the second Vlad offered her flowers:

Also, spoilers for the Epilogue that left me clutching my pearls MC GIANT MOOD, I LOVE HIM:

ME TOO, ABEL. ME TOO [SOBBING]

#ikevamp #ikemen vampire #ikevamp comte #ikevamp vlad #ikevamp event spoilers #literally i loved this event so much in the jpnese ver it's beautiful to relive in english #in my notes I have it labeled “The Girls Are Fighting!�� #and truly was I wrong? I was not wrong #their petty bickering gives me life--the smile war was absolutely hilarious #like don't get me wrong i love a brawl when two characters can't stand each other #but it's even funnier when they're being So Brave About It and conceal their genuine irritation with rancid pleasantries #and dont even get me started on how they deadass were like #'yeah i wanna slap fight you every time i see you but. put that shit away MC needs us rn. truce.' #and then by god those crazy sons of bitches did it #amazing showstopping spectacular never been done before #also because im feral #I LOVE WHEN COMTE BLUSHES. G O D DDDDD D #IT HAPPENS SO RARELY AND ITS SO P O W E R F U L #PREY DRIVE INSTINCTS ACTIVATED #**LUNGES AT HIM** #anywho im going to be so normal about this. So Normal #comte propaganda #fangdad propaganda #baguettosaurus

[quietwingsinthesky]

i love that one of the things amara says about chuck is that he “always had terrible taste in men.” amara what does that mean. men didn’t exist yet. what are you talking about. were you peeking outside of your prison just to see how shit your brother was at picking up guys.

#‘men’ actually is not a gender in the way we understand it. the proper definition of it is ‘people chuck dates that amara doesn’t like’ #thats what a man is in the spn universe. and dean is one of them- #sorry they are so funny to me. petty sibling squabbling except its about concepts that didnt even exist #did she make that up on the spot actually. did she just decide that. #she’s like ‘retroactively i know he would have had shit taste in men. so he always has.’ #she’s amazing. no notes on her character at all. gods evil sister breaks out and drags him for being the shitter bisexual of the two of them #amara spn #chuck shurley

[supernovaa-remnant]

begging these ccs to learn how to shit talk properly like bro just go to each other's houses, put a movie on in the background, get some snacks, and gossip, and then it never has to leave that room like it's not that hard

#not everything has to be a callout!! #you're allowed to have petty grievances with people but dear god don't make it my problem #just shit talk in private like a normal person #also if its a genuine issue then talk to the person omg

[silviastoll]

The real villain is the gods, it always has been. But the way its being set up early, years before it is in the books is so wonderfully done.

We don't get to see Annabeth truly denounce her mother till the mark of Athena in the books. But,

"eat of be eaten. power and glory and nothing else matters. ares is that way. zeus is that way. my mother, is that way. HE isn't that way. he's better than that. maybe I was that way once, but I don't wanna be that way anymore. I won't be like all of you. I just won't"

She looks at Percy, a boy she's known for less than a month, and sees someone more worthy of her devotion, her emulation; than her mother, than the very gods themselves. and it is his humanity, his love, his loyalty, that she respects, that she wants to embody. He loves so honestly, so freely, and that's something she's never experienced.

Annabeth is so young, but so are all the campers, so deeply entrenched in the doctrine their godly parents give them, "get enough kleos and maybe I will know your name, maybe I will love you. Strive to be ME." and when she needed her mother most, she was punished, for the actions of another. But perhaps that was all it took for little, incredibly smart, so very smart Annabeth to understand that no matter her devotion, her attempts to be godly, her mother would never love her, because her mother barely knew her name let alone valued it enough to love her.

#percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson #percy jackson series #annabeth chase #pjo #ow i hurt myself #lets talk about the petty shit heads that are the gods #hephaestus is okay i guess #to desire a god's love and recognition is to write one's own damnation because to be a god is to live without love or empathy #a god cannot love you in the way you need because to a god you are but a blip but to you they are everything and that is not love

[risetherivermoon]

sitting in the car omw home from school on a casual tuesday when i find out hermie IS LIKE TWO YEARS OLD??? ANTHONY??? WTF WAS THAT??

#AND THEN HE PROCEEDED TO NOT HAVE HERMIE DO FUCKING ANYTHING THE ENTIRE EPISODE #losing my shit #its so in character for scam to create a whole child/teen out of pettiness and boredom but dear god wtf #hermie doesnt even know jesus he becomes angstier the more and more we learn about thos fked up lil silly man #anthony burch #dungeons & daddies #hermie the unworthy #herman unworthy #hermie unworthy #scam likely #scam actually #dndads #dndads s2 #🍁

[lucysmacleans]

eddie is your villain now but when he kisses buck cause he's doing it purpose pls

#eddie diaz #buddie #911 #911 spoilers #i see some of yall already anyway #eddies pettiness is valid was it mean yes shakes my head but god #whatever yall god said vigilante shit #trying to throw him under the bus with this not on my watch #buck can do it but eddie is hurt he should get whatever happens to him on the court #shuttting up now

[delivish]

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#tfw when you wanna talk shit SO badly about something #and. i won't because ultimately it's just a petty annoyance #and i KNOW that #but god. GOD #*insert guy needing to cough meme* #-//------------ #but like WHY though lmaoooooooooo

[religion-is-a-mental-illness]

"Until I was twenty I was sure there was a being who could see everything I did and who didn't like most of it. He seemed to care about minute aspects of my life, like on what day of the week I ate a piece of meat. And yet, he let earthquakes and mudslides take out whole communities, apparently ignoring the saints among them who ate their meat on the assigned days.

Eventually, I realized that I didn't believe there was such a being.

It didn't seem reasonable.”

-- Alan Alda

#Alan Alda #god of the petty shit #petty god #tiny god #religion #religion is a mental illness

[catgirltoes]

It's always funny to see someone getting really mad about people assuming they're American when they live in, like, Ontario. Girl you're literally the same. Pick a struggle.

#a canadian is just an american who's smug they're not #catgirltxt #yes i'm being petty but my god #it's kinda annoying seeing canadians position themselves as Not Americans #when they're just as susceptible to doing all the annoying shit americans do #ontario sucks

[tellmeabtspinos]

damian using his art skills for evil and drawing timber in an awful 90s yaoi artstyle (yes the proportions are awful and the hands are nightmarish)

he gives it to tim in front of bernard so tim isn't able to tear it up or even say anything bad about it

it's on bernards fridge now and tim is forced to look at it everytime he comes over

#damian wayne #tim drake #if i a young kid with the ability to torment my siblings by drawing them as a freak i would #god i would do it all the time #damian: brother please accept this. #bernard: aw he drew us ^^ #tim: you motherfucker #damian would definitely use his love of anime for petty torment #i bet that despite the godawful proportions its actually pretty good #frustratingly so for tim #the amount of effort that went into it is not small but tim would rather bite off his own tongue than acknowledge it #as he should. as a younger sibling i would do this. but as an older sibling i would fucking destroy my sister if she did this to me #how does one even recover from this? you dont #you run away and dont let your other siblings find out #but then it becomes everyones contact photo for your SO and its just everywhere. #theres a copy on the fridge. theres a copy at work. its in the batcave. #you cant escape. #idc if its doesnt make sense i would kill for this to happen #(tags all over the place but i dont give a shit. if ur reading this far you probably dont either) #(i woke up and wrote this so i hope it makes sense when i read it in the morning) #(i go mimis now)

[taniushka12]

on top of everything the top row of my desktop keyboard stopped working so now im taking it apart to see if i can clean it or smth...... typing this w the on screen keyboard from my puter and man, my wrist hurts a bit

#tani's personal shit #why dont you complain abt it on mobile you ask? to prove a ponit #which point you ask? idk. im petty and probably stupid too #god this day just keeps getting worse :/

[transxfiles]

one of my top 10 hobbies has to be getting added to a large group chat and then people forgetting i am there.

#my ex just admitted in front of everyone and the eyes of god that she has not gotten any since we broke up #in spite of trying really hard to get. anything. and talking about how she desperately needs to get dicked down. GIRL. what. #responded to the message with R I P in letter emojis uhm. i dont think anyone will even #notice tbh but its funny to me. personally. #funniest thing is i kinda knew that this was happening but im like well now i have confirmation from the source i guess lol #HONORABLE MENTION OF ANOTHER SITUATION IN THIS GENRE: my friend is a dancer #with a really competitive dance group and she's in a small group of like 13 people who she #interacts with every day and she had a sort of falling out with them thats too complicated to get into here. #but before the falling out they added her to a shared photo album. and right before she decided she was done with the whole thing #she woke up one morning to a notification saying that there were 50+ new photos added to the shared album #and thats how she found out they did a holiday party where they invited everyone but her... BATSHIT. and shes like holy shit #thats petty. and made a whole game of going through the photos with me and some other frieinds. #ballet drama is something else let me tell you holy shit #cricket.chatterbox

[lord-squiggletits]

So for anyone who doesn't know, in IDW1 Trypticon is actually a really interesting character. Earlier in the timeline, he's basically just an ancient evil monster that gets awakened and used as a fighting force by the Decepticons (covered by the events of Monstrosity and Primacy, although I'm not sure if he made an appearance earlier in terms of the comics' release order).

Later on in the IDW1 comics, Trypticon becomes a character with his own personality and desires as written by Barber in the Dinobot trilogy (not the phase 1 series but Punishment, Salvation, and Redemption). Basically, Trypticon is very aware of the fact that people see him as a violent monster, but he decides to abandon Cybertronian society entirely because he's tired of being used as a vehicle for others' violence. By the end of the trilogy, he actually has a new hotspot inside of him and is nurturing the next generation of protoforms within his own body. He's literally done a 180 from being a source of destruction and death to being a protective, nurturing, life-giving force. And this is interesting because, although Trypticon DID have a personality before Barber wrote him, Barber's take on Trypticon gave the "big scary Decepticon titan" a much more 3D personality that made him a person with his own goals, disinterested in the plots and schemes of others. And that's really cool!

So what ended up happening Trypticon in the finale of IDW1, Unicron?

He gets killed off. In the background. With no one giving a shit about it. Because Barber decided it was more important that, IN THE FINALE OF THE SERIES THAT WAS ENDING IDW1 AND WOULD BE THE LAST ISSUES HE WOULD EVER WRITE, we as the viewers be subjected to a Literally Who OC that no one cares about crying and bitching about how Optimus Prime is a tyrant and a fascist. This entire panel is almost literally shot in a comedic way, like the trope of "person monologuing while something crazy happens behind them that they're completely clueless to."

Trypticon got an interesting characterization that made him more than just a monster, but I guess it was more important to kill him off in the background of a panel so that Miss Literally Nobody can waste an entire page of the LAST SERIES OF THE CONTINUITY being a whining bitch about Optimus, which by the way is what she's been doing literally this whole time since she basically exists just to complain about Optimus.

Oh and by the way, Trypticon was carrying the next generation of protoforms inside of his body, and Cybertron (plus every other colony) got destroyed during the Unicron finale, so I guess an entire fucking generation of new Cybertronians also got slaughtered in this panel. How fun and exciting! I guess putting in that really depressing character death of "man changes his ways and gets to live happily but gets killed off for shock value" was really important to put in the ending of the series to make us readers feel satisfied about our beloved story ending! Oh but not only does he die, he dies IN THE BACKGROUND PRACTICALLY AS A FOOTNOTE so that a different character no one cares about can talk about her feelings, wasting crucial time bitching about how much she doesn't like Optimus while TRYPTICON IS LITERALLY DYING BEHIND HER BUT I GUESS SLIDE IS SO MUCH MORE IMPORTANT FOR US TO BE CARING ABOUT.

This is what happens when you're more concerned about huffing your own farts Writing A Theme, Man than you care about creating a satisfying ending that fans will actually enjoy lmao. Who cares about Trypticon and possibly his children that we got attached to as a result of the previous comics dying? This literal nobody who no one cares about needs to have her time in the spotlight monologuing about shit that doesn't matter while everyone around her is fucking dying.

#squiggposting #slide is the worst character in idw1. literaly the worst #she's like the peak of barber sabotaging the readers by interrupting emotional scenes just to have someone complain #also she's a privileged colony bitch who's never lived through war in her life but still feels entitled to judge the ppl who lived through #like. i don't care about her. she's stupid. she's an idiot. she's annoying. she got way too much screentime #she existed just to shit on optimus prime who's a character that actually matters unlike her #but i guess we couldn't even cut off IDW1 in an aborted season finale #without barber having to insert his depressing 'cybertronians suck and optimus sucks' nonsense in it #bc god forbid the FINALE OF THE CONTINUITY be focused on characters that are more important or have had more development #yes this is me being petty and fan wanking but also. slide sucks #little fucking worthless brat wasting way too much screentime existing only to complain about all the other established characters #that have actually had a whole series behind them and who the readers are actually attached to #absolutely worthless character who only existed to waste my time and improved nothing with her existence #squiggle being petty