#gotta explain shit to my future self yknow

[frogandcranberriesitmustbefall]

if anyone missed the last meme cycle, a short summary:

1. some rich guy publicly and horribly mismanages one of the biggest social medias.

2. on our social media site, a collective strategy is developed to forcibly worsen the public image.

3. the usual metaphor is a reference to an older post, 'firing gunshots to keep property values low' by being as classically cringe as possible. mimicking fandom language from a decade ago is a common tactic.

4. our staff engage in similar linguistic behavior, and mock pay-to-win social media by offering, apparently unlimited, purchasable verification check marks.

3. a person named evil mario 666 develops the specific skill of making posts so painful to read, that anyone who suspects theyre being serious runs for the hills.

4. everyone here is in on the joke. evil mario post is now the public face of our site

5. pikachu mask guy ad is back

#look back #that tag is to ensure i remember this week of hilarity #gotta explain shit to my future self yknow

[maxmagi]

A List of My OTPs

because it's 11 and I can't sleep.

Enjolras x Grantaire a.k.a. Enjoltaire a.k.a. ExR- Les Mis

How I fell into this I don't remember now. I vaguely remember reading a crackfic of this and then everything just went sideways.

This was also the fandom that helped me realize that I wasn't exactly straight and that it's okay to not be loud about my sexuality, that I can just be.

I think that explains my attachment to this ship, not to mention just the movie's Grantaire (played by George Blagden) also shipped the characters and played his character like how he thought it should be, Grantaire loving and pining after Enjolras without the revolutionary knowing it.

Except in the fan fics, Enjolras returns his feelings and they work it out, even though it's not easy because they're both stubborn as mules. Ah, ultimate fantasy I guess. And the number of great fics here, *whistle*

Also, the Les Amis? Is amazing? Especially in the modern AUs? Like they're great friends? I love this fandom so much! Permets-tu!

Shen Wei x Zhao Yunlan - Guardian / Zhen Hun

C'mon, Zhu Yilong & Bai Yu's performance and emotions? Plus just the fact the fanfic writers of this ship are absolutely amazing? Please, escape from this pairing is impossible!

Best opposites attract trope for me. An academic by day, superhero by night in love with a roguish police chief who has no powers but whose charisma, wit, and heart can get him to toe to toe with the legends.

Also, Professor Shen Wei constantly acting like an innocent civilian and lying badly? Gold!

Loki x Tony Stark a.k.a. FrostIron - Avengers

How did I honestly get to this ship? I really can't remember what started it all. I think it must have been a Loki redemption fic where Tony Stark and Pepper broke up and something something happened. Let me tell you, the writers of this ship have written sagas and ballads of epic and sometimes confusing proportions, and that is why I fell deeper into the pit. I mean, they gotta give justice to two brilliant but chaotic characters, right? Angst. This ship has sooooooooo much angst.

Eiji x Ash - Banana Fish

My god, if you want to keep your heart intact and not be reminded of all that's ugly in the world, DON'T WATCH OR READ BANANA FISH. YOUR HEART WILL NEVER HEAL!

If you're gonna watch/read it anyway, make sure to watch something fluffy and sweet after. There's a reason that people from this fandom go, "If you've seen Banana Fish's ending, then you can handle whatever angsty show you're watching now." ~ or something to that effect. Another thing we like to say in this fandom is, "Other fandoms: Let's write a Mafia AU! Banana Fish fandom: We are the Mafia AU." Yes, all of us in this fandom is dramatic af.

Yuuri x Viktor - Yuuri!!! on Ice

Uh, does this really need an explanation? Aside from the fact that you will surprisingly find a lot of Mafia AUs here because we all know that hiding behind that beautiful face of Viktor Nikiforov is a devil capable of... tearing down your self-confidence, like WTF Viktor, don't make Yuuri cry! Also, their dance together at the end, such beautiful love.

Magnus Bane x Alec Lightwood aka Malec - Shadowhunters

I never read the books and have no plans to in the near future. I just saw a video on Youtube about why Malec is life and now here I am, still reading some Malec fics from time to time.

Some stuff on the show were WTF but overall they were a really good couple who supported each other. Plus, they're a Power Couple.

Erwin x Levi aka Eruri - Attack on Titan / Shingeki no Kyojin

Not to be confused with Ereri, which is Eren x Levi, which I don't generally ship except for that one time when a writer wrote an epic fanfic series with Eren in his mid 20s and Levi in his late 20s/early 30s, reincarnation AU. Boy was that one a surprise. I did not expect that.

Anyway, I'm an Eruri fan through and through. Especially with that promise that Levi made to Erwin. And the reason he gave the serum to Armin. HE DIDN'T DO IT FOR THE KIDS YKNOW. HE DID IT FOR ERWIN. Plus, Levi, Erwin, and Hange are my special trio. Erwin's batch was really amazing.

Also, I really like the fact that the shorter and slighter person is the more badass fighter while the taller, bigger one is the more calculating and strategic one. Rocks the boat of stereotypes and all that. Bonus: how these two met. My god, what a meet-cute! 😂

Dani x Jamie aka The Au Pair and the Gardener - The Haunting of Bly Manor

It really is more of a love story than a ghost story. I dunno how to feel about this. I loved these two characters so much and I wished they had a better ending but I wasn't SO surprised because it was a horror series (Like, I was still hoping at the end that they'd be together forever but yknow...). In any case, Jamie was just awesome. And her nickname for Dani? Poppins?! God, what a lover and fighter. She was not afraid to cock a gun in a ghost's face.

... and now for my flexible BROTPs

Merlin x Arthur aka Merthur - BBC Merlin

Yeah, my brain is so chaotic multiple OTPs and BROTPs of the same pairing exist at the same time without clashing with one another or having major identity crises.

I actually really like BROTP Merlin and Arthur and also like reading OTP Merthur.

And when Merlin is paired with Morgana or Freya or sometimes even Gwaine, that's fine with me too. As long as his bromance with Arthur stays intact, because that's what drew me to the show in the first place. Personal preference. I see them as platonic soulmates.

*Shout-out to the Merthur writers though, you kept me sane during my "Post-Merlin Depression," which is actually a term thrown around in the fandom because of that horrid final season (not saying it's a good term but it's what it was called). A lot of amazing fics here, too, both Magic Reveal and Modern AU ones. Full of action and adventure too! I mean, there are boy-band-looking Knights and magic-wielding badasses!

Tim Drake x Conner Kent/Kon-El aka Red Robin x Super Boy - DC Comics

More like flexible otp. I dig Stephanie Brown and Tim Drake BUT I really really also dig Tim Drake and Conner Kent. When they're TimKon, it's like an entirely different entity from TimSteph. Ugh, hard to explain.

I mean, Kon telling Tim, "You'll always be my Robin" and Tim telling Kon, "And you'll always be my clone boy" is the shit. Also when Kon could pick out/recognize Tim's heartbeat. And when Tim nearly went mad scientist trying to bring his bestie back. Like, dudes, wtf. And at the same time, hell yeah.

Liu Kang x Kung Lao aka LiuLao - Mortal Kombat

- I see these two as more like ride or die best friends connected by fate/platonic soulmates. But also like their dynamic is so awesome, cute, sweet, badass, can't-live-without-you vibes.

Basically the same way I feel about Merthur. I like reading both romantic and platonic relationships between these two characters. Like, the LiuLao fan creators peeling off the layers of this relationship and exposing every raw nerve is beautiful.

They love diving into the characters' psyche, emotions, motivations, fears, and doubts and you get really amazed because... Aren't they just characters from a video game, you ask? Well yeah, but MK video game has several interesting storylines and the Mortal Kombat 2021 movie was just the perfect jumpstarter to this beautiful blaze.

I mean, "We swore that if we were to die, it would be together"? Hell no, you're not dropping that on us and not expecting us to create our very own spin-offs and 12-page essays on that shit. That's what we fans do, baby. And also, really, we need a shaolin monks/white lotus spin-off/prequel. We're starving here.

As this ship is the newest one on my list, it's the one I'm looking forward to the most. Not enough fan content, I tell you. Not enough. One of these days, I just might add my own.

But right now, it's past 1 and so I shall attempt to sleep.

***No images for TimKon and LiuLao coz apparently I've gone past my 10-images allowance 😤

#enjoltaire #malec #au pair x gardener #liulao #merthur #timkon #eruri #ironfrost #frostiron #viktor x yuuri #eiji x ash #banana fish #merlin #red robin #enjolras #grantaire #erwin x levi #zhen hun #shen wei #zhao yunlan #dani x jamie #loki x tony stark #les mis

[queenofthefullmoon]

An exhaustive list of Bloodborne bosses I would or would not date

Father Gascoigne

We’re starting this list off with a strong yes. You may be like, but Blue, this is a married man with two daughters! To this I reply: I pretend not to hear it. Also, not to be horrible, but his wife is dead while I’m right there baby, with my blunderbuss and my axe, and I’m ready to risk it all. YES, I know he’s a very stinky man, but you gotta make compromises sometimes. What’s that smell? Ah, the sweet dilf, it sings to me.

Cleric Beast

Let me be clear, I’m not a furry, but the Cleric Beast has stated some facts and made some points! The only reason why I’m not to keen on dating it is that it can’t best me in battle, which is something I’m always looking for in a partner.

Blood Starved Beast

Our first no of the list, I’m not very into skin flaps and poison, which the Blood Starved Beast has plenty of. Moreover, I’d have to get Djura’s approval, and that scares me beyond anything else in Yharnam.

Vicar Amelia

Another Cleric Beast, this time with a bit more flair to it. First of all we just have to admire the way she transforms, very sexy and bloody, which is something you’re gonna want in your relationship if you’re someone who likes fun. (Thiccar) Amelia, cradle me like your golden pendant.

Hemwick witches

Another hard no here. No offense, but I like having eyes, and dating a pair of witches covered in eyes that they’ve been harvesting for years doesn’t seem like a good idea to me!

Shadows of Yharnam

Honestly yeah? You get 3 cool partners in black robes for the price of one. They all wield different weapons, which makes for two excellent things. First of all, you get a very efficient bodyguard team (useful at parties, when a hunter gets drunk on blood, or when you open your front door and a beast is there). Secondly, if you want to have a fun sparring match with your partners, which we all know is a fundamental activity in a couple, you have very varied options!

And a bonus for animal lovers: they can spawn snakes at will for you!! Never a boring day with your 3 hooded partners.

Rom, the vacuous spider

NO. Don’t date Rom. She’s baby! She doesn’t understand what’s going on. Instead, here’s a list of nice activities you can do with Rom:

- Read her stories

- Trims her back growths

- Clean her teeth

- Make her some cute little glasses

- Knit matching socks for her and her children

- Teach her new spells

- Not date her

Darkbeast Paarl

Paarl is a similar situation as Rom. He’s just a little puppy… He doesn’t know what dating is. He knows what going on a walk means, though! So go on, go on a happy little walk with Paarl. He’ll love it, you’ll have fun, everyone will be happy.

Amygdala

Yes. Evidence that it’s a good idea is: lots of arms (good hugs), can grab the shit out of me, CAN and WILL crush me, can sometimes shatter my consciousness with its eldritch powers (very sexy), can send me in other dimensions, will annihilate my enemies with a funky laser beam, and the most amazing feature: can pop it’s eyes out of its skull like a stress ball (fun trick to show your friends at parties). The ideal girlfriend.

The One Reborn

NO!!!!! There’s a lot of freaky stuff I’d date in Bloodborne but the One Reborn is NOT one of them. Firstly, it has 6 nannies. Do I look like the type of person who wants their dates consistently moderated by 6 Pthumerian elders? No!!! I’m a free bitch baby!! And in addition to that, Juan Reborn just has too many limbs. It’s not okay. If we ever got engaged I wouldn’t know where to slip the ring.

Micolash, Host of the Nightmare

Would I..? No, I wouldn’t… Unless? Haha, just kidding. Wait… Actually… Um.

I mean… If you’re into bastardous hysterical little men who howl while running around, sure. BUT beware… You might lose him in a mirror and never find him again, which I find very inconvenient. Imagine going shopping with a guy who compulsively disappears in mirrors. Imagine explaining to the store employees why your dumbass boyfriend broke all their mirrors.

Also, how will we kiss?  With the cage on the way?

Oh god, do I have to wear a cage too?

Celestial Emissaries

I’m not against having a multitude of partners but I’m afraid that might be too much for me. Also, they look like little tiny bebes. I know I’ve said before that I wasn’t ready to be a parent, but I might make an exception for the Celestial Emissaries — let them chill in my home, make them pb&j sandwiches, stuff like that.

Ebrietas, Daughter of the Cosmos

Dear Ebrietas… I have a lot of fondness for her but she looks way too much like mac’n’cheese for comfort. She’s invited for sleepovers and all, no doubt about that, but I see our future together as platonic.

Martyr Logarius

Now Listen… Logarius is an Enemy of women. The proof of his crimes still remains in Cainhurst castle. Do I want to date the genocidal Yharnam Santa? Are you really asking me that? Do you take me for Executioner Alfred? I am not crazy. I will not date Martyr Logarius and his red skulls spamming ass (however miss Annalise queen of the Vilebloods, call me).

Mergo’s Wet Nurse

Um yes of course? Tall dark eldritch wife? I feel like Mergo’s Wet Nurse is the Dancer of Bloodborne, where I’m in a situation where I’m presented with the ideal girlfriend and people expect me to say no because she’s an enormous eldritch entity who could kill me in one hit or whatever. Do you think me a coward? Do you believe that I am not willing to risk it all for invisible girls? Think again.

Gehrman, the First Hunter

Ew no! Gross! He’s gonna make a doll designed after me and I will have to call the police!

Moon Presence

On one hand yes (see Mergo’s Wet Nurse) but on the other hand… I feel like the Moon Presence would be too possessive and easily jealous. I just need some freedom, yknow? The liberty to go out and make friends with other Great Ones. And I know she would NOT like that. She’d ask me if I’m the only Great One I’m talking to and I’d have to nervously hide my phone and say Yes Babe Always Babe, lest she would shackle me to an unending dream. I’m not about that life.

Ludwig the Accursed/the Holy Blade

I genuinely don’t know what to say. The screaming horse man? Am I— the horse boy? Him? No. I… I’m not gonna. I love his sword. Lots of class. Very good theme song, could be cool to have him as a friend (maybe I could ride him around to different locations?) but to date? Kiss his horse mouth? KISS HIS EYE MOUTH? You could say that… Neigh.

Laurence, the First Vicar

NOW WE’RE TALKING BABEY… All the class of the Cleric Beast with FIRE included! Picture this: it’s the winter, it’s snowing, and you’re cold… NOT! You are dating a FLAMING BEAST, you are never cold. Laurence has one proper arm to hold you and one arm that’s a constant flaming inferno, which means he’s great for the summer and the winter, depending on which temperature you want to be at. Your enormous flaming boyfriend will always be at your side.

Living Failures

First of all mood, second of all, this is kind of a Celestial Emissaries situation where I’m not against having many partners but I don’t want a whole congregation of them. There’s just too many Living Failures. I also like dating people with faces? And that aren’t, like, blue. So it’s a no from me, but I’ll befriend them. I’ll go garden with them and all. We can have a girls’ night, it’s all good.                      

Lady Maria of the Astral Clocktower

I’m gonna have to be predictable and say yes here, but fair warning, Lady Maria isn’t for everyone! I know she looks like the perfect wife, but get this; this lady is a hunter. She’s only a lady because she’s related to royals. She has nothing ladylike in her. You think she takes baths? You think she knows what self-care IS????? I laugh at your ignorance, at how you misunderstand her. Maria is a stinky girl; but she is MY stinky girl.

Orphan of Kos

I don’t want to date the Orphan of Kos because he was literally just born and still has his placenta attached to him.  I don’t care for infants, and I don’t care for violent infants. I wouldn’t even want to invite him over to play with the Celestial Emissaries or something. He’s like that asshole child in kindergarten who hurts the other kids for fun. Am I being harsh to a literal baby and an orphan at that? Maybe. But Kos herself couldn’t tell me I’m wrong.

Bonus chalice boss: Yharnam, Pthumerian Queen

Now listen here… Yharnam is a queen, tall and kinda eldritch, absolutely rabid, which we’ve established is my type. Shall I step on the toes of Oedon and declare her mine? Perhaps. She has a very powerful scream, which worries me in case of a domestic fight, but overall I get to marry a kind of eldritch queen, which is alright in my book. I know she has an equally eldritch baby, but it’s formless, so it doesn’t bother me that much.   Dark Souls 1 ll Dark Souls 2 SOTFS ll Dark Souls 3

#bloodborne #who should you date #father gascoigne #cleric beast #blood starved beast #vicar amelia #hemwick witches #shadow of yharnam #rom the vacuous spider #darkbeast paarl #amygdala #the one reborn #micolash #micolash host of the nightmare #mergo's wet nurse #gehrman the first hunter #moon presence #ludwig the holy blade #ludwig the accursed #laurence the first vicar #living failures #lady maria #lady maria of the astral clocktower #orphan of kos #yharnam pthumerian queen #i peaked here

[nukenai]

Gotta love that my brain’s like “never talk about your legitimate body dysphoria that really overwhelms you sometime, it’s not a gender-related issue so no one will take you seriously and everyone will get mad at you!” but like, the couple of times i’ve mentioned it to people their general response is “i really don’t understand that but i want to support you”. I DO feel so weird talking about it because like what kind of conversation starter is “i feel dysphoric about existing in an organic body and wish i had cybernetic parts” like wtf. I gotta wonder if part of it comes from my body being so broken and barely-functional, but I do know that a lot of it is an aesthetic thing because... in terms of IRL I am really borderline REPULSED by the human body (there is a VERY dramatic line between reality and fiction tho because like ooga ooga fake boys). I don’t like looking at myself in the mirror at all, literally the only part of my entire body that I’m remotely ok with are my eyes, I think they’re pretty, but I seriously want the rest of my body to be completely consumed by hellfire lol it’s badddddd

I guess I’m a little sore from the time I tried talking to one of my coworkers about it and he got all “you won’t be able to Feel things physically if you have ROBOT HANDS” and it’s like that’s not really the point obviously what I’m talking about is a total impossibility anyways, and it would be technology that would be able to recreate that. I don’t want like prosthetic limbs at the level of technology we have for it RIGHT NOW that is not what I’m talking about

But anyways I have this nice pair of robot-print leggings that are very nice but I’ve kinda been looking forever for some kind of top to wear. My sister sent me this cute top with like circuit-y print on it tonight, idk if she knows my Issue with all this but she was like “I thought of you!” because I am a renowned Robot Person yknow. But I started looking and found this cute crop top on etsy for like, raves and shit lol so I’m considering that.

Obviously like most issues like this it’s not 24/7, and I don’t exactly want my entire body covered. I’ve got 5 tattoos and I rather love all of them; definitely getting tattoos has been a huge help in me feeling comfortable in my body and liking to look at it. Oma was super upset with my giant Wind Fish tattoo but it’s one of my favorite parts of me now. I have 2 on my right leg, one on each shoulder, and one on my left wrist.

this is just a rambly vent post i need to make once in a while to help myself feel better. i have a playlist of music for this, songs that have synesthetic qualities that help (hard to explain) but other than that my only real coping tool are those leggings which are getting pretty beat because of how much I’ve worn them.

i weigh 108 pounds and i’m basically a skeleton with skin on it anyways so it couldn’t be that hard to make me cybernetic right, why isn’t it The Future mannnnnnnn c’mon

anyways so my favorite of my self-insert fanfics, in terms of my own representation in it, is my TMNT “Space AU” where I just hang out in space with Honeycutt all the time and my arms were replaced with cybernetic ones that get upgraded eventually. Then later I get my legs blown off because, there’s a war, it’s a long story, anyways i get fun robot legs too and it’s great. it’s my favorite self-design and is what I wish my true form could be lmao. tmnt space au supremacy. anyways

#being human....... not a fan

[cruddyborderlandstheories]

alright i said i was gonna do it and im technically done with my hw for tonight

so here we gooo

i want to to talk about the wall art in the HBC because there’s one that REALLY interests me!!

here it isssss

i love this so much, there’s so much to unpack

for one: troy’s hair holy shit lmao

2: it almost looks like Tyreen has a sword as well?!? which holy fuck yes

and she’s either holding the vault key or some kinda weird chalice but uhhh im gonna go with Vault Key for obvious reasons

looks like troy has some gnarly mouth scars and is bleeding over his right eye as well

neither of their tattoos are visible, either

then there’s this shot

they’re walking out of a Vault! omg they were BORN from a vault nah im totally kidding lmao, if this is right mark my words i will cry bc ech

troy can hold his sword with his flesh arm!

i thiiink that’s tyreen on the right but my goodness she looks so silly lol

there’s this at the bottom right

“glory to ???re???” so i assume that reads “Tyreen” but who knows

and behind the twins are the words: “they will” and then something I can’t make out

and boxes of meat, food, and guns, so i imagine the twins are kinda ‘bribing’ the bandit clans to work together with promises of this sorta stuff, or trying to ration it out. tyreen does explain that all the sun bandits wanted was “guns and money” so they betrayed the ‘family’ (connects to the Mother and the Father, y’all?) so it would kinda make sense. I mean they’ve gotta call themselves children of the vault for a reason, right?

right?

and/or their opening of that one vault will/did bring them the supplies needed to supply the cult. Yeah, so, im not sure if this is a painting of future events or if its something that happened already. It does tie into the stained glass of the twins walking out of the red Vault, so I wouldn’t be surprised if it did happen already, but hey, maybe they know someone with future sight and/or this is some hella cool propaganda 

personally, i like the idea that they opened a Vault and that gave troy his tattoos/allowed them to start looking for other Vaults/gave them the random-ass power of being able to unite all the bandit clans on pandora. either or. it would explain the name.

anyway, there’s also this, which im pretty sure reads something, but man i can’t make it out for shit lol

another pic of the stained glass vault/twins. to me, idk about u guys, i mentioned this before, but it still looks like Troy’s got some yellow glowing tattoos. The tattoos themselves are more visible on his forearm of his single stained glass

here ya go (which again, yknow if the stained glass was made before lilith got her tattoos sapped and troy’s tattoos only exist because he has lilith’s powers like most people believe, something fucky is going on here... either someone can see the future, or troy’s had these tattoos all along. also has anyone else noticed his tattoos aren’t ‘glowing’ normally but in the “baddies? we got those” scene they are actually glowing. wondering if that’s because he has actual powers then (implying the other tattoos were fakes) or because he’s using the powers or smth)

super glowy! vs ‘this is definitely 100% NOT dried paint’

annnnd

this eyeball, which reads “for theyr [sic] glory” and “holy holy holy”

another one coming right up:

“calypso twins” “c o v” “be rorth th”... “re... hth?” “fe...uth?”

yeah i got no sight on the last one “bring truth?” “bring forth?” “be there something?!”  “be the truth!!!” idk!

eyeballs definitely seem to be playin a huge part in this cult, btw. eyes and truth, which is still really funny to me. I already pointed out a bit ago that calypso comes from “deceit” and “to hide” and shit and so this whole thing is great

100% their streamer personas are all fake, they’re liars and i think we kinda caught a glimpse of it at the end of Tyreen’s speech to the VHs. The voice drop, “you just don’t know it yet” like damn girl. she can go hard. that or even THAT is fabricated and then who knows what’s gonna happen. plot twist, literally everyone we meet is working with the calypsos and trust nobody not even yourself not even yourself’s self. that or they’re aliens. was the rocky horror picture show reference just a reference? not anymore!

and they’re 100% atlas creations i refuse to let this go until its officially disproven by the game itself i dont c a r e

#borderlands #bl3 #borderlands 3 #the calypso twins #children of the vault

[falaffles-mywaffles]

That 1890s Arranged Marriage Voltron Au Outline no one Asked for

So I normally keep my AUs to myself but because I got REALLY carried away with this one and I feel the need to dump it somewhere I’m just gonna leave it here under the read more.

Fair warning, it’s long and just a really informal outline because I can’t write worth for shit and I don’t got the patience or attention span for that

contains: Kidge, Plance, Allurance, Kallura

(set during mid 1890s)

Lance and Katie are childhood bffs.  Their families have a long history with each other due to business, friendships, marriages and so forth.

Both harbor a crush on each other but are too in denial, embarrassed, and worried to ruin their friendship by admitting it, so they spend their time causing havoc in their neighboring homes and enjoying each other’s presence as they usually do.

Both Lance and Katie are in the ripe age for marriage in the eyes of their families.  In fact, Lance has been set up on more marriage meetings than he can count (being two years older than Katie and having reached marring age earlier). However, his over the top flirtation and dankness tends to turn off any potential suitors.  Their daughters absolutely refuse to marry such a boy. And, it’s not like Lance’s family is the wealthiest family so the ex-suitors’ parents opt out to appease their daughters and seek a good marriage elsewhere.  It’s happened so often that it’s become like a running gag and inside joke for Lance and Katie.  But soon, Katie is set up on her first marriage meeting as well.

Lance tells her not to worry about it.  The meetings aren’t ever THAT serious.  I mean look he’s still single after two years!  In fact, he has one coming up in like a week.  Huh.  That’s a little coincidental.

Anyway, soon it’ll be over and then Lance can laugh at her failed love life like she does his and they can start sharing more marriage meeting nightmare stories like they usually do!  Katie hopes that what Lance says is true. Lance really hopes so too.  Both won’t ever admit to how dreadfully nervous each are for Katie’s upcoming meeting.

In fact, Lance becomes so worried that he keeps zoning out during HIS marriage meeting.  Of course, the times when he’s in the zone he’s his usual over the top, flirty self. But huh….this girl seems different. For one she’s like one of the hottest chicks Lance has ever seen.  Her names Allura apparently.  She’s the daughter to Alfor, the head of an aristocratic family living in some place called Altea that Lance has never heard of.  She has a funny and cute accent and also did he mention she was hot because like she’s really REALLY hot.  So Lance ups his ante and is even flirtier and dankier than usual.  And, unlike all other suitors before, Allura doesn’t seem out right repulsed by it.  Sure she is noticeably off put, but she sure knows how to maintain her manners. Good for her.  For a moment, Lance forgets about his worry over Katie’s marriage meeting, but soon his comes to an end and he’s back to his worrying and nervous self.

  On the day of Katie’s meeting Lance is sure that he’s going to throw up at some point due to his non-stop fretting.  He’s anxious.  Sure it barely just started about half an hour ago, but ANYTHING can happen in just half an hour!  Like a murder! Or worse.  An arranged marriage!  He’s so worried that he’s taken completely off guard when his mother wraps him in a bone crushing hug.  Needless to say, she’s very very excited to share some news with Lance, but she can’t do it here oh no, no, NO!  Absolutely not!  So she leads him to his father’s study where, upon entering, Lance is startled and greeted by the throwing of confetti on his face and congratulations from a couple members of his large family.  His father envelopes him in a hug and Lance is very confused as to what is going on. At this his father explains he’s just received a letter from Alfor—yknow the man from the marriage meeting? Allura’s father?  Yes him.  Well Lance’s father just received a letter regarding the outcome of the meeting and…

They have accepted to go through with the arranged marriage! Lance is officially off of the bachelor’s list now and his family couldn’t be happier (and very very relieved that Lance managed to pull it off this time).

Lance…..Lance needs to process this.

  Meanwhile, Katie’s meeting is going by smoothly.  I mean she hasn’t really said a word since entering and it’s mostly her father doing the talking, but uh hey maybe that’s a good thing ykno look disinterested and uninteresting maybe Keith will take a pass. Keith.  Keith, was the possible future fiancé.  I mean, soon to be ex-suitor.  Yes.  Optimism Katie, optimism.  Except….maybe he won’t mind the fact that she’s silent.  I mean, she hasn’t said much but compared to Keith, she may as well be a parrot.  The boy didn’t even verbally greet her but just did so with gestures.  She thought perhaps he was mute, but no he did speak exactly two words and that was to tell her father thank you for his invitation. Perhaps he’s selectively mute, who knows, Katie isn’t really inclined to find out.  The more distant she appears the better.  So when Katie’s father and a representative of Keith’s family momentarily leave to retrieve something from Mr. Holt’s office the short lone time between Katie and Keith is filled with awkward silence, vague attempts at light conversation, followed by even more prolonged awkward silence.  Well at least he’s handsome Katie will give him that.

Soon the meeting is over and Katie is finally able to breathe a sigh of relief.  She hopes that this meeting was as nerve wrecking and terrible for Keith as it was for her.  She needed to relax.  She needed to talk to Lance.

Upon exiting her house on her way to the McClain residence, Katie was surprised to see Lance on his way to hers.  Seems she’s not the only one needing a distraction.  They hang out as they usually do.  Katie talks to Lance about her marriage, mentions how awkward it was and how she thinks Keith will call it off if he knew what was good for him, and Lance laughs but can’t hide the distant look in his eyes. After a lot of prodding Lance finally tells Katie what’s on his mind.  He tells her that his last marriage meeting wasn’t as terrible as he thought and by this time next year Lance will be a married man.  Katie….Katie needs to process this.

Yes, a lot can happened within a half hour.

  The pair’s sodden feelings over Lance’s engagement only heighten when, within the next week, the Holt’s receive a similar letter in regards to Katie’s meeting.  It seems Keith wasn’t off put by the awkward silence after all.  Now Lance and Katie are engaged to be married.  To other people that is.  And their families couldn’t be happier.  So happy that they had a get-together to celebrate their children’s upcoming alliances.  Yes, it was a festive night.  All but for the two it was meant for.

Try as they might (which they really didn’t do) Lance and Katie couldn’t hide their personal displeasure to their current situation from each other. Neither wanted to get married, but no one else but them knew about that.  They couldn’t exactly call off their weddings themselves (they’ve had to have had a REALLY good reason seeing as the families they were marrying into were kinda important and would really help establish further security for both the McClain and Holts and they know it means a lot to their respective parents) (also, neither was about to admit their feelings for the other so can’t use the whole “but we’re in LOVE” trope to try to get their parents to end the engagement).  So Lance and Katie were in a sticky situation.  Unless they somehow found a way for Allura and Keith to call off the wedding without making it obvious by deliberately being rude or annoying to them--gotta maintain good relationships after all--they’ll be saying vows in the months to come.  But what lowkey way could Lance and Katie get rid of Allura and Keith? I mean it’s not like they could make them fall in love and end up marrying each other instead!

Oh wait….

That…..that wasn’t a half bad idea…..

Or so Lance and Katie thought.  And once these two schemers set their mind on something it was going to happen. So began Lance and Katie’s not-so-subtle-but-kinda-subtle attempt to bring Allura and Keith together, make them find love, and weasel out of any future marriages.

  Somewhat surprisingly, they don’t do a half bad job. Though it got tricky sometimes, convincing Allura and Keith to visit often at the exact same time wasn’t as hard as they thought it would be.  And once Lance and Katie started noticing that Allura and Keith were getting along swimmingly it became that much easier to hang out altogether.  So good was their plan that within three months Allura had fallen deeply for Keith and Keith seemingly had a crush on her too, much to the delight of Katie and……Lance?

Lance…….Lance didn’t look as happy as he should have been. And he had a sinking feeling he knew why.

  You see, though Katie and Lance managed a lot of get-togethers so that their fiancés could spend some time with each other, Lance and Katie were still expected to spend some alone time with their fiancés as well to get to know each other, ykno because they were supposed to be getting married and all. So while Allura and Keith got to have some moments to themselves, so too did Lance and Allura and Keith and Katie.

Katie, determined to make their plan work, tried to avoid having much alone time with Keith in order to keep his emotions focused on Allura and also to establish distance with her relationship with him.  And she’s been rather successful.  Keith knows more about her dog rover than he does of Katie herself.

Lance on the other hand, was a lover boy.  He’s friendly and likes to be friendly with everyone!  And it would be rude of him to ignore Allura while she’s visiting, after all she comes from a long ways away.  So during their moments alone, Lance is friendly with Allura and the two start to become close.  Allura finds that Lance isn’t as gross as she originally thought and is quite the contrary.  He’s funny, thoughtful, and kinda smart.  Lance well….he already thought Allura was a very attractive person, but it takes more than looks to have him falling all over himself. And well……Allura had a really kind personality, she could be snarky sometimes but was also very thoughtful, and she was super tall and her eyes would crinkle in the most cutest way when she tried to not laugh at one of his corny jokes and don’t get him started on her VOICE-

Fuck.

Lance might have actually fallen in love with is fiancé.

Way to ruin the plan, Lance.

  But he couldn’t say anything to Katie about his feelings.  I mean, just a couple weeks ago he was SURE that Katie was the ONE and yet…here he is….not….in love with Katie anymore. Or at least, not as deeply as he is with Allura.  But Katie really wants out.  He can tell by how excited she gets when she sees their plan working, how she talks about all the stuff she and Lance will do after this is all over, how much she hates going over marriage details and schedules with her parents.

Lance can’t do that to Katie.  He can’t actually MARRY his FIANCE.  That’ll be selfish of him.  So as Katie continues to make more situations where Allura and Keith can be alone together Lance merely smiles, plays along, and looks the other way.

  But this is Lance.

And Katie’s known him since they were in diapers. She could read him better than she could read herself.

So it doesn’t take long for her to notice that something’s wrong. Lance won’t budge which worries her more because that means something’s REALLY wrong.  She hasn’t had had to resort to snooping and becoming extra alert to her surroundings and of what Lance is doing since she was seven and Lance accidentally let her old dog out of the house, and it got hit by a fast moving carriage.

So Katie paid extra attention and…..she really hoped she was just imaging most of the absurd conclusions she was coming up with.  But after seeing Lance’s yearning and somber eyes while he watched Allura stroll through the McClain’s garden she couldn’t ignore her denial anymore.  Lance was in love.  And not with her.

But a part of her still wanted to give him the benefit of the doubt.  And maybe, she hoped that he could dissuade her fears.  But when she confronted Lance with her conclusion, and Lance made a horrible attempt at pretending it wasn’t true, it was all that Katie needed to know just how correct she was.

 She cried herself to sleep that night.

  The thought of an arranged marriage was truly something Katie never seriously saw herself doing in her future.  Sure she knew that when the time came there was a high chance of it happening, but somehow she thought that…perhaps things would work out for her and she and Lance would get married and life wouldn’t be as soul crushing as it truly is.  Of course she knows now that that was a foolish thing to believe.  And finding herself engaged while her heart was in love with another was something very real and very much happening to her in the current moment.

Well. This sucks.

But what sucks even more is seeing Lance in misery.

You see, while Katie wasn’t feeling much better herself, she reasoned that there was still something she could do so that this mess could be slightly less messy for at least one of them.

  It came as a big surprise to Keith when Katie suddenly started to want to spend some more time with him—and no, she wasn’t just going to find a way to keep their talks short, they were going to have a honest and good ole’ fashion conversational bonding.

Though Katie might not be head over heels for Keith she can still give Lance the opportunity to end up with the person he truly loves if she lets Allura and Lance spend more time together instead of arranging for group outings.

That being said, Katie can’t help but feel sorry for Keith who seemed like he might have had a crush on Allura (though in all honesty she couldn’t really tell—he doesn’t exactly wear his emotions on his sleeves). Keith had the misfortune to get roped into this scheme and now Katie’s trying to take away whatever chance he had with Allura in hopes that Allura can come to love Lance as he does her.

God Katie’s a horrible person.  The least she could do is actually try to get to know Keith and I don’t know act friendly with him like a decent human being would do.  I mean they are still engaged.

So during their outing together Katie takes the chance to clean the slate and apologize to Keith.  Keith’s confused as to why she’s apologizing and though she doesn’t say the full truth (well you see I’m ruining your chances with Allura because I want Lance to be happy and this was not how our original plan of getting you guys to cancel the engagement was supposed to turn out but yknow that’s how life works apparently) she does apologize for not trying to get to know him and being distant.

Keith is a lot more understanding and forgiving than Katie gave him credit for.  But as she gets to know him more with each outing she realizes there’s a lot about Keith that she was really wrong about.  Sure he may not be the most approachable guy but once he starts opening up he truly is a caring, awkward, but very lovable dork.  Katie finds herself really enjoying their outings together and Keith…..Keith does too.

In fact, he didn’t think he’d enjoy spending this much time with Katie.  He figured that perhaps they just weren’t meant to have a close relationship, and their marriage was going to be strictly business, and he was…okay with that.

But my GOD is he happy that that is FAR from the truth, and that he and Katie can actually become close friends.  Really close friends.

They share a lot of interest, can talk for hours on the most absurd topics, both have a snarky sense of humor and for someone so small she really doesn’t back down from any sort of challenge.  And if Keith was completely honest with himself, Katie is a sight for sore eyes as well.  The way her eyes sparkle when she talks about something she really likes, her brown fluffy hair that he imagined felt like soft alpaca fur, the freckles that sprinkled her skin like constellations, God Katie was incredible.

And just like that Keith realized he’s fallen in love with is soon-to-be-wife.

Wow…..life…could actually be kinda nice sometimes….Wow….

  But while Keith is happy in his engagement the same could not be said for Lance and Allura.  While Lance has taken the opportunity of the sudden lack of group outings to get closer to Allura, try as he might it’s evident that the girl is still longing for Keith.

Knowing what he has to do, Lance feels he needs to have a meeting with Katie to discuss the current situation of their plan.

  However, with every growing moment Keith spends with Katie, Keith becomes more embolden to fully express how much he cares for her.  Until, finally, he does it.  It’s not as romantic as he’d hoped it would be but his emotions get across and now Katie knows that Keith only has eyes for her. Which makes the meeting with Lance so much more agonizingly painful for Katie.

Because, you see, Lance wants to continue their plan and finish it soon.  He wants Allura to be happy and he knows that could only happen if she’s with Keith. Lance finally comes clean about his feelings for Allura and tells Katie of all his reasoning.  While Katie admires Lance’s selflessness and tries to calm her heart down for believing that perhaps there may still be a chance for her to be with Lance (her feelings have yet to change), Katie knows Keith does not reciprocate Allura’s feelings.  And Katie has already meddled with Keith’s emotions as it is.  How cruel would it be for her to try to pair him up with Allura after he’s been so open of his love for Katie?

  It’s then that Katie realizes she’s reached an ultimatum: continue with the plan and HOPE that somehow Keith returns Allura’s feelings before any wedding dates come up in time to cancel them OR stay with Keith and get married to someone she deeply cares for but does not love….OR

…..break off her wedding herself, disappoint her family, and break Keith’s heart.

Katie finds herself thinking back upon how much life could really suck sometimes.

  She takes a few days to think about it….truly analyze ALL her options and various outcomes of each.  Then does it three more times for safe measure.  

But it’s only during one of her alone outings with Keith that Katie finally decides upon what she will do.

  Lance asks her why.  Simple. Keith loves her and she does not want to break his heart.  But does she love Keith back?

…..of course…..

Lance admits that he’s a little sad that Allura won’t have the chance to be with Keith, but he’s incredibly happy that at least Katie and Keith will have a joyful and loving marriage.  Lance wishes them nothing but happiness.

Katie feels a little numb.

  Katie wonders how Lance became so selfless.  He broke off the engagement with Allura, but offered his family’s help with her family and continued connection regardless of marriage.  Katie heard it whispered by a few workers that overheard the whole ordeal.  Apparently Lance would rather let Allura go to do and be with whomever she wanted to be with than stay and be unhappy.  Just because she couldn’t be with the one she loved (Keith) didn’t mean she had no other option.  Lance would always love her, he said, and if one day she finds herself to truly feel the same she’ll always know where to find him.  How beautiful.  It made Katie want to vomit.

  But now she finds herself in a wedding dress and it’s the most magnificent thing she’s ever seen.  She sure it outshines her in beauty, but perhaps that is for the best.  And the wedding.  OH the wedding!  It was AMAZING!  Though Keith’s family was small and the McClain’s and Holt’s external connections were limited there was no shortage in extended family members showing up along with their guests.  Never had Katie seen so many people packed into her backyard.  She was sure the food wouldn’t last beyond an hour.  The cooks were doing the Lord’s work.

Everyone seemed to be having the time of their lives.  Lance was there of course, being his usual dorky self.  And even Allura paid a visit to give the happy couple her congratulations (though she didn’t stay long, both Katie and Lance noted).

But the happiest person the whole day was undoubtedly the groom himself.  For a man who tends to repress his feelings, Keith’s happiness was quite easy to read for even a complete stranger.  Not exactly bursting at the seams but enough to know that this marriage was more than just an arrangement to him.  Even his family, who were all quite reserved in their own right, seemed quite content with the wedding.

  Yes, everyone was pleased.

As was Katie.

For when she saw the ones she cared for be happy then she was happy.

  And after the festivities were over and the newlyweds were enjoying some time together, Katie thought optimistically to herself that perhaps one day she could learn to love Keith as well.  That maybe this marriage will be more than an arranged marriage.  

And that maybe she’ll truly be happy one day too.

  Extra facts:

The reason why Lance and Katie haven’t been set up in an arranged marriage between themselves is because their families want to branch out and establish more connections to other families.  Though they deeply treasure the bond and history between the Holts and McClains and will always be the closest of allies the times have been hard on both families.  Businesses falling through, political tension, shaky economic status.  So, both families agreed it’d be best to try to establish connections outside of each other to further strengthen themselves and, in turn, their closest ally as well.  It’s a win/win for everybody.  Except Lance and Katie.

That’s not to say that their families would out right refuse a union between the two if they were to passionately be upfront with it, but seeing as neither Lance nor Katie seem to show anything beyond family love for the other (read: do a really go job hiding their feeling for each other), Lance’s overzealousness when it comes to marriage meetings, and neither’s refusal to do marriage meetings (they know of their families positions and wish to make outside connections so they feel a little obligated to do these meetings even if they hope none of them ever take ((and maybe someday they’ll be able to admit their feelings to the other and hopefully those feelings will be returned and they can get married and do away with all these silly meetings)) Lance and Katie’s families just assume their feelings are platonic, viewing each other more as siblings than anything else.

Katie is referred to as Pidge by Lance and her brother Matt.

The reason Allura accepts the arranged marriage is due mostly for her families’ financial crisis at the moment.  Though the McClains are not the richest folk they ARE still well off (at least doing much better than Allura’s family).  Coupled with the fact that this will give Allura’s family connections to an area in which they have none, Allura felt it be the right thing for her to do.

Keith’s acceptance of the marriage stems from the pressure his family puts on him to bear offspring to carry on the family name.  The number of members in his family has been dwindling and has reached critically low levels.

#voltron #pidge #lance mcclain #keith kogane #allura #keith (voltron) #katie holt #pidge gunderson #kidge #plance #allurance #kallura

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empress ki

are these koreans gonna go as far as to let this man fall for who he thinks is just some young cool guy?

i mean - they’re not chinese so

this is kinda silly lol. if she really wanted to be let go she could have just punched him. i guess that would have gone too far

this RANDOM assassin almost kills them - he disappears. we good. no worries.

where are her own men????

NOOOOO don’t ruin it

why the fuck would she have developed a feminine slap? i think theyre gonna ruin it. like contact with a male love interest will just forcibly feminise you

ok no she came up with an excuse

god - an openhanded slap from another man lol i can see how that might be quite offensive

she just chills in the crown prince’s bath no prob lol. ok so she locked the door

she just let herself get fuckin shot for this lol

this episode moves super fast but thats fun but i still don’t know how the king and the crown prince are related. the whole hostage thing really messed things up

i just realised that i love the bro/bro mlm stuff if its actually m/f. LOL.and I KNOW it’s going to only last one fuckin episode bc we’re gonna go right back to misgyny and chattel slavery especially for women but yknow

does she remember him?? did she send the bandana? i dont know on which side she really is.

yeah ofc shes the bandana guy. i mean - DUH.

WHY RISK YOUR OWN MEN - WHAT WAS THE PLAN

is this spy gonna get her bandana now???

or are these not her own guys?? THEY ARE

is she playing the king?? like - im still trustworthy though!!!! (or at least my men are) but how could she think to rely on the crown prince???

oh no the cool big sword moustache guy!!! why would he be the spy for the king????????????? what is there to gain??????? HE’S NOT THANK GOD

YES!!!! I LOVE THEM. ‘hit me’ BAM *violently and romantically perches over him to almost stab him*

aww haha the king is attached to seung nyang. too bad you’re an evil bastard she wants to destroy

i can’t quite tell why revealing the salt location drop off point is important or not. i guess it was just and only a test.

was that the guy in blue who volunteered to be shot at? : ‘( ah it’s not.its just some nobody. I guess she couldn’t have known who knew of her blue bandana so she had to hide it. But couldn’t she have told this guy from the very beginning when they were alone?

did the official guard not get told that more people were coming???? LOL. that’s one fuckin mess

HEROIC HORSERIDING YEAAAAAAAA did she not think of a reason for being alive? ‘kill me’ OH MY GOD hahahahaa. smart but so risky (it turns out that the crown prince is the crown prince but the king is the brother of his dad’s)

is there something you want? I THOUGHT YOU WANTED MONEY oh my god this guy is gambling it all lol. oh no, he’s gonna make it too.

it’s always the ‘unrightful’ people that get villainised for wanting power

what the fuck her dad’s gonna kill all her friends and make her into a sex slave? jezus christ how dark (i read a synopsis that she gets sent to yuan after all somehow). on who’s fucking authority? couldn’t they have gotten at the very least a letter from the goddamn ‘auditor’ to protect them

oh my god. just wear your fucking ring on the outside of your goddamn clothes. that was so FUCKING close

wow that was a pretty realistic breakdown

GO SEE HIM HELLO!!!!

she became a fucking COP TO SEE HIM HOLY SHIT LOL

JUST SHOW HIM THE FUCKING RING

did she just leave her band of boys behind???

dude why is this series romance blocking me what the fuck

gotta show that Yuan is backward through furs and beads!!

i do love that this series had the guts to start off with heartbreak. but also to let the female protagonist be a big bi....amorous...?

this show somehow made me feel sympathetic towards a stinkin imperial rich kid. he didn’t ask to be born into a family that would become his death

‘young boy’ *is literally at least 40*

the KING has only 10 men to spare? really?

he’s gonna let his servant get fucking murdered in his stead? yikes. ok so that wasn’t his PLAN no. poor servant guy

so they got her a MATCH - a dirven and smart and powerful king. and a soft and unexperienced and endangered future emperor.

this is so much my fucking THING it’s insane. i don’t even mind that the king is kinda ...average looking.

and she kicks his ASS LOL. and he falls ultimately deeply in love with her. this is incredible.

i wonder if she’s going to hold the death of his servant against him

they didn’t even take his head? stupid. oh i guess that’s for the traitors.

SHE STILL DOESN’T GET ITS REALLY HIM. I THOUGHT SHE WAS SMART

really - she lets the fucking chief get the credit. are you fucking kidding me? fuck this. be smarter! hate having to say that to a character. Be! smarter!

now he gets to be WHY HIDE FROM YOUR BOYFRIEND WHAT THE FUCK. if this is gonna be the whole fuckign show i can’t take it.

im gonna need to know if she keeps fucking hiding. stop hiding! STOP. stop hiding from the important men in your life! what the FUCK. stop hiding from your dad. Stop HIDING FROM YOUR FUCKING BESTO BOYFRIEND

the prince isn’t even upset about his servant’s demise

fucking finally somebody found out seung nyang was the ONE

I love Strong King - I love vulnerable future Emperor

he’s just a stupid indoctrinated kid! somebody should explain to him all the horrors that have been done to people in his name!

we have a sequence in which she’s done great deeds, gets called in, is concerned about how she slapped the important person around lol

we’re gonna get teh exact same for Togon one day

jezus christ that’s a very romantic thing to say to a cool and heroic young guy who saved your skin twice, king. are you - i n l o v e? a lil bromance perhaps?

awww he’s so damn happyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

she’s like - fuck. wish she stayed a little more ruffian though. wheres the fucking swagger!

how am i so into this m/m ship. LOL. im really into this stronk man and rogueish ‘boy’ bonding through hardship crisis crossing all rank

im up for her teaching the prince compassion and horror and the way of the world though

I KNOW this is soon going to devolve into a palace drama though so that fucking sucks

why is the emperor a young guy and the brother an old guy. was the emperor the preferred son? from the preferred wife?

has she never heard a guy pee??? i thought she lived with soldiers and shit

why the fuck is she carrying his excrement to the sea when she’s his BODYGUARD. this went differently than i thought

he literally is alone. there is no shift of the guard with him. hello?

what the fuck is this lax bodyguard shit. you need at LEAST two so one can sleep while the other guards.

everytime she bathes im like - ALARM ALARM

this jimbo traitor is so stupid lol

commander - just approach this stupid idiot. be the dad you want to be.

you could just become his son!!! hello????

so you really care about the peoplle huhg? thats why you keep selling off women?

oh my god. is the prince also falling in love with this ‘boy’? who embodies the masculine ideal? GOD I LOVE THIS SO MUCH im gonna cry when this is over and she ends up a fucking maid

this romantic fucking epic music as they struggle in a petty fucking competition in teh surf jlsjLKFJSDLJ:FLDSF I LOVE THIS

SHE VIOLENTLY PERCHES ABOVE THIS GUY TOO. ROMANTIC MUSIC

the koreans KNOW what is good. THEY KNOW.

oh this poor guy. please let this guy meet poor people. like. idk. the stolen women made into slaves and shit

yeah yeah they bond without him knowing about losing a parent and wanting revenge

the king is like, MY BOY!! that’s MY boy!! hands off!!!! that’s my dearest bromance boy friend!!!!

oh no - shes going to have to choose who to ride with lol

oh nooooooooo Seung Nyang don’t hurt King boyfriend !

‘he will not take Seung Nyang, will he?’  i had to double take there

I FINALLY understand the appeal of all unassailable men in romance. god, my brain is weird.

give seung nyang to me. dsjfpawejfeawjfljsdkljldsjflkdfsa dude. no. i know this is a love triangle but it is just within good if they do THIS moment right

the prince is a horrible shit

nooooo seung nyang please don’t hurt the king!!! he loves you!!!!

‘why am i burning up inside?’ YOU LOVE HIM!! YOU LOVE SEUNG NYANG!!! you love this guy!!! the koreans are daring lil mfs

where is the ruffian guy with the moustache and big sword?? he was the king’s left hand man when he wasn’t king yet.

the actress has really feminised Seung Nyangs mannerisms and way of movement past few eps (oh it’s a dream)

oh my god they’re no-homo-ing this through a dream. he just FEELS like Seung Nyang is a woman!!! that’s why he’s attracted!!! lol

seung nyang loses her dad. prince doesn’t notice. jezus

he impressed some dudewith his self-righteous dragon heaven propaganda. goddddd. the prince truly does not care how many people have already died for him. WHEN will he become likeable instead of hilariously piteous

just absolutely devastating end scene. shitty k-pop outtro.o hgod

will the prince finally - through seung nyang realise that actaully it fucking sucks that people keep being horribly harmed and killed for his sake?

JEZUS CHRIST I AM ON EPISODE 5 wHAT THE FUCK THIS IS LIKE 60 episodes long. oh my god no.

the thing i like about this show is that she looks believably like a very feminine boy for korean standards.

they keep playing him as childish, selfish and incompetent. but like, soooo many people DIED FOR HIM

hwo didn’t they kill bayan for obviously killing their own guard lol

finally she confronts him with the regular people!!!

what is lord jang doing with them

wow the commander’s beard is long. they been going for a while

well he is suffering - but can’t she get to him through words. make him a better person?

he is asking an important question. ANSWER IT GODDAMNIT

thsi ‘warming’ is so ridiculous haahahaha

*has full view of covered breasts* ‘he is definitely a boy!!!!’

i don’t know what sexuality politics this is - probably very bad ones - if you’re a straight man then you’re attracted to some fundamental femaleness in women!! or something

why is a bite mark evidence

god - these powerful people have enormous egos. they must, it is bred in them.i deserve power and when it is taken from me it sucks so much i can’t breathe!!! well uh yeah - everybody feels that way you ain’t special

she looks so sick

feels empathy for the first time ever. what a wonderful fantasy. that somebody could teach a prince empathy

*goes into town completely uncovered in royal robes which haven’t been weathered at all* ok

‘why did you hide you are a woman?’ what COMPLETE AND UTTER MALE NONSENSE

WOMEN ARE GETTING DRAGGED OFF TO BE SEX SLAVES AND YOU ASK THAT??? ‘sure, im sure you had your reasons’

WHAT FUCKING IDIOT

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so she gets him in and then he betrays her? lol. but does it really matter? the king won’t be tried, there’s no reason for goryeo to be annexed. seung nyang won’t die. etc. he might as well go back to his deadly golden cage without endangering himself.

is it for her dad that she asks this of him? he faints, eh that’s a fine way out.

cant she hug a king back when he hugs her????? come ON

he almost killed his fucking son. these people are so CRAAAYYYZY

*leaves the people most likely to turn on him behind with the prince*

why does he have to reveal this?? what are the stakes here??”

goryeo’s soldiers???????????? what the fuck. i thought he was gonna come up with something clever like - pirates or something. not just ‘oh it was a random weirdo band of soldiers’ no -  ‘under the orders of the king’

WHAT. hes throwing teh whole country to the wolves. if seung nyang doesn’t kill him ill be surprised. seung nyang better get him for this for a thousand fucking years.

so he’s even personally betraying seung nyang. for a tiny chance at power. damn. wow. damn wow.

jezus what a fucking way to leave your daughter! making your last exchange putting yourself down as a father. DUDE. could have ended shit in a better way!

anyway literally cried twice about her losing her dad already

anyway so they both die in her arms. great.

yeaaaaaaah swearing to kill him. good. too bad it’s gonna be like 50 eps of palace maid shit and the prince barely got a taste of poverty

really wonder how traumatising this whole - is revealed as a woman and transferred to the empire as a sex slave thing is going to be - for me i mean

‘he’s probably living well in his homeland’  - how could you trust that your orders will be followed???

this is completely unrealistic wow

doesnt she get a fucking horse

who the fuck was park bhu - the undercop?

oh apparently laughing ugly is an indication of evil for a woman. laughing maniacally is an indication of evil for a man

her archnemesis is gonna unmask her as a woman in public? i think i might have to quit this show at this exact moment.

aaand.....guess ill have to quit.

ok that wasn’t so bad

how did they have women’s silks and makeup with them

she’s literally a martial artist warrior and she can’t fight a rapist attacker with her hands free?

oh god. she’s gonna be all feminine now bc she looks like a girl. oh god. i feel kinda sick.

SHE SUDDENLY DOESN’T HAVE ANY BANGS ANYMORE BUT LONG HAIR

THAT COMB WAS MAGICAL

some classic ‘female body weak’ sexism. love getting that from the beau

i know they’re trying to make danashiri seem unsympathetic but she’s saying fuck you to sexism here. then again it’s because she’s a spoiled elite brat

they really are made for each other

holy shit. this series just goes on and on and on and on and on. i can’t do this.

#vidi #personal #my stuff #empress ki #they are doing absolutely wonderful classic shit for her its amazing #in the first six episodes #then it's like palace drama and shit or whatever #getting preyed on by the guy who killed your mother etc.

[shinythingsorpaperrings]

things about my playlist (super long cause i included lyrics whos surprised)

Right Here, Right Now Right here, Right now I'm looking at you and My Heart love the view Cause you mean everything  im always a sucker for a good hsm song but this moment in the movie just really strongly resonates with me, the desire to make the moment last even though everything is speeding around them

Today Was A Fairytale But can you feel this magic in the air? It must have been the way you kissed me Fell in love when I saw you standing there every day just feels like floating like it really is magic honestly

Hung Up I'm not usually the type of guy to call twice And leave a message every time i think ive only left multiple voicemails for my mum like once

Thunder I don't wanna ever love another You'll always be my thunder So bring on the rain something bout boys like girls just always resonates about us but especially this. i used to play it every day when i spent that summer away

Check Yes Juliet Run, baby, run Don't ever look back They'll tear us apart If you give them the chance we all know how shit romeo and juliet when badly idealised but something about this just made me feel really strongly that it was ok cause of all the issues w my folks but i could run from that and itd still be ok

Two Is Better Than One Cause everything you do and words you say You know that it all takes my breath away this song just brings me back to that first night up against the wall honestly

Mine You made a rebel of a careless man's careful daughter You are the best thing, that's ever been mine another one of those played everyday, not even just the summer, but literally everyday for a long while. this part was the part that clicked most, that you brought me out of my shell

Love Story And my daddy said "Stay away from Juliet" But you were everything to me, I was begging you, please, don't go  swift is kind of a running theme for my sweet summer tunes, but parts of this song reminded me of what my folks would be like, and the constant (poor) secret-keeping and the constant want to be free to be us

Marry You Is it the look in your eyes or is it this dancing juice Who cares baby, I think I wanna marry you i think its kinda self explanatory

Can I Have This Dance Take my hand, I'll take the lead And every turn will be safe with me Don't be afraid, afraid to fall You know I'll catch you through it all this will never stop being the cheesy fall back memory i have, its another soft moment but i love it so

2002 Now we're under the covers Fast forward to eighteen We are more than lovers Yeah, we are all we need When we're holding each other this song just invokes a lot of early memories, of the way we would belt every song out that would come on, the way that wed fix a playlist like no one else was there

Everything I Ask For Oh she makes me feel like shit (it's always something) But I can't get over it (she thinks it's nothing) 'Cause she's everything I ask for gotta agree with john, wearin red when youre feelin hot. its a good colour for you, yknow

Alone Together I don't know where I'm going But I don't think I'm coming home and I said I'll check in tomorrow if I don't wake up dead This is the road to ruin And we're starting at the end we started a mess, we ended a mess, were still a mess, and anything we do going forwards is a mess, but its ok

Still Into You I should be over all the butterflies but I'm into you, I'm into you And even baby our worst nights I'm into you, I'm into you Let 'em wonder how we got this far, 'Cause I don't really need to wonder at all Yeah after all this time I'm still into you  i remember when my dad sent me the video to this song just because of what was on haleys tshirt. i didnt think it would come to stick with me for so long and mean so much

Runaway (U & I) I wanna run away Anywhere out this place I wanna run away Just U and I wouldnt be my playlist if i didnt throw electronic into it. a general running (lmao) theme though isnt it? to want to run away, to find somewhere new to start

Ours Seems like there's always Someone who disapproves, They'll judge it like they know about me and you, And the verdict comes from those with nothing else to do, The jury's out, And my choice is you another summer jam. no matter what, this is ours. no one can take that away, nobody but us can change it. it will always be ours

Song 2 You I'll give you my song These words to you Sing you what I feel My soul is true. a little victorious doesnt hurt. its a soft song, mostly about a materialistic girl, but the feeling behind it resonates with me. i love how soft it is, i love the meaning behind it. but most of all i love that its still music thats being used to connect people

Stupid For You You're a symphony, I'm just a sour note I'll take what I can get The best is hard to grip when everybody wants you And everybody wants you basically about feeling just a little not good enough, but still chasin and makin it work. id say im pretty stupid for you though

Right Girl I've never been the best with my mouth Try to stay smart but the dumb comes out Maybe I'm shy, I drive an old car Maybe I'm amazed that I got this far you are the best thing to ever happen and i let my dumbass brain panic itself into doing the wrong thing to the right girl

Rock Bottom That you hate me now and I feel the same way You love me now and I feel the same way We scream and we shout And make up the same day everything culminated to this, to being rock bottom and tossing and turning and trying and maybe not trying enough. everythings still low it still feels like rock bottom while still feeling like theres more to fall. its hard to explain

Trigger Why can't we talk about it Why don't we try I think we can change our minds If we could just look at it through each other's eyes Instead of letting bullets fly i wish, at least for getting through this, we could be better at pushing emotions back to talk, that i could be better at pushing emotions back. i wish i was better at taking a step back and seeing it from another perspective before it got too late

I Really Like You Who gave you eyes like that, said you could keep them? I dunno how to act or if I should be leavin' I'm running outta time, going outta my mind i remember thinking how annoying this was when it came on, but it explains so well this state of limbo, this state of “what can i say, what cant i say”

Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic Every little thing she does is magic Everything she do just turns me on Even though my life before was tragic Now I know my love for her goes on my dad used to play this a lot when i was younger and i forgot it for a while, but something about you sparked me to remember it, to want to hear it on repeat, to belt it despite how quiet it is on spotify, to let it wash over me

How You Get The Girl And then you say I want you for worse or for better I would wait for ever and ever Broke your heart, I'll put it back together I would wait for ever and ever i remember how you used to say you didnt like this song but now it kinda feels like were living it, that someones going to show up on someones door step six months down the line in the pouring rain. or maybe someone wont. but it doesnt stop ever resonating with me so deep in my bones

Be There I'll be the warmth in your empty hotel I'll make it right when you're going through hell I'll be the call when there's no one to tell no matter the situation, ill still be there for you. doesnt matter when, how, what, why, ill be there

Anchor If you’re lost And feel like you’re alone I’ll be the one to guide you home You’ll never have far to go just to really drive the point home with a little tritonal, ill be your anchor, maybe not your rock, im not solid enough, or rooted myself. i sway with the tide but ill still be something you can hold on to

My Life Would Suck Without You Maybe I was stupid For telling you goodbye Maybe I was wrong For tryin' to pick a fight I know that I've got issues But you're pretty messed up too Either way I found out I'm nothing without you i dont care how rocky its been, i refuse to let myself be without you, whatever that entails

Dopamine What you do to me is no good But baby, you're good for me, so good for me We break up to build something new Chasing after what I have with you i think no matter what, it will always feel like what im doing is trying to get back what we had, but not the way it was, more the way we fit together, how we could sit together and be content, to fight and curse each other out but still somehow make it ok, thats what id be chasing after

I’m Yours So I won't hesitate no more, no more It cannot wait I'm sure There's no need to complicate Our time is short This is our fate, I'm yours my heart will always be yours, even if you dont want it, it doesnt plan on going anywhere any time soon. i could leave and it would still stay with you

I Want You Back Oh, baby, give me one more chance To show you that I love you Won't you please let me Back in your heart Oh, darling, I was blind to let you go Let you go baby Cause now since I see you it is all victoria justices voice makes it feel more relevant somehow, maybe its the female voice with the same lyrics, maybe its just the way she sings it, who knows, but this rings pretty fuckin true

Just Wanna Be With You I got a lot of things I have to do All these distractions Our futures coming soon We're being pulled a hundred different directions But whatever happens I know I've got you while comedic in the end of year musical, the rehearsal version really i think really captures the heart of the relationship, that everything is happening everywhere and theres nowhere to stop and breathe but theyre still there for each other, and i will be too

Black Butterflies and Deja Vu I lose my voice when I look at you Can't make a noise though I'm trying to Tell you all the right words Waiting on the right words one of my favourites off the album, i hadnt found one i connected with much off the american candy album, except for ‘miles away’ perhaps, but then LLL dropped with this as a single and it just clicked so much with me. i find it so hard to tell you all the things i want to, the right things to tell you, its hard to ask you to be patient for me to get out what i want to, and i always end up sticking my foot in it, but one day ill get it right

Marry Me Forever can never be long enough for me To feel like I've had long enough with you a soft way to end this playlist, a perfect way to end it i think

#jasmine shut up #needed to get this out tbh

[unproduciblesmackdown]

its just wild idk how to say the experience of just like...it being a wholeass fixture in your life that you’re gonna off urself...i guess in earlier times (almost been aware of being suicidal for a whole decade babes) it was also that i just...like assumed that my future was gonna involve some whole disaster that was going to wreck the whole damn thing idk. like i always knew i didnt have the kinda situation where i had somebody to fall back on no matter what & i did very much know that i had the kinda situation where if it looked like the identity ppl thought i had fell through and it turned out i wasnt thriving in all of this and actually just kinda miserable and on my own, instead of having ppl who would be There For Me No Matter What i had the ppl who would want nothing to do w me except for further beat me down..........so yeah i guess ive been feeling like my future was only Doom since like 12 def...maybe earlier if you look at it idk its like wondering when i was starting being depressed fulltime. probs like age 3 idk

anyhow the point is....hard to explain what its like having the constant sense that you don’t have a future thats good & in your control & something you want, or that even exists right. like sometimes i imagine thinking abt the future in the ways that other ppl might, in the way that you assume you’ve got a good while and that there’s things you’ll get to do that you like or you’ll pursue your ambitions or whatever and its weird i think about it for like 3.3 sec and its like tf.........its like when you get some kinda Aroma Memory where your brain remembers that smell from 18.6 yrs ago & you have a 0.62second window to try to think of where its from while you have some fleeting visual/emotive memory.......sometimes i’ll just have some kinda emotional echo from a less depressed life and its like ?????? havent had this feeling in this exact way for a minute. its weird its like lol this doesnt belong to me anymore..

anyways for another solid like.....6-7 yrs its been kind of “i’ll be surprised if i make it another yr alive” with various ups & downs in that level of surprise along the way.....more like a Down lately lmao its wild how impossible it seems to make it a few more days or weeks when youre having a worse day than usual, having an on avg Worse period that lasts for months & months and etc is just....wild baby. if you havent felt it for even a day its not something you can really imagine. if u know what its like to feel like ur gonna die for a longterm period then you know what it is..

like always, maybe this is my year baby!!! in terms of death. if im thinking abt maybe this is the year i suddenly Succeed on all fronts and i never again have to think about kms, then that’ll be a struck-by-lighting, same-shuffled-card-deck-order twice in a row, sheer chance out of nowhere. your life isnt steered towards goodness because you’re good enough or Only As Much As You Can Handle or anything and ive been too deep in it this whole time to have ever been set up to not get the rug pulled out from under me several times over and yknow once you fall down even once, unless you’re really solidly backed up, the odds arent in your favor about not getting continuously run over the rest of the time. wind isn’t really at ur back there.

like im so glad abt every person ive run into who ive had in my life for more than like 5 hrs and im lucky that i was at least born recently enough to have had the internet/texting mostly regularly from 14 y.o. onward.....if i didnt im sure i wouldve been......even so much more isolated than i was. l o l . . . . ive got to feel like some ppl care abt me which is nice and didnt happen too much before then. its also good i draw lmao coz besides for the most part thats how i talk the best & how i get in touch w most of the ppl who end up sticking around enough i talk to more than like a couple of times.....but tho of course ive never like, found arbitrary success in terms of either my own solo financial boon to transcend any and all problems or ever just like bonding w a bunch of ppl like ride or die for life baby. coz like.....why would i do either. if you werent born into financial stability, let alone wealth, and if you didnt just happen to pick up these deep unshakeable relationships along the way at times when it didnt really matter.....good luck picking those things up further along the way when stuffs even shittier. i may’ve been lucky w the internet/texting timing but i wasnt lucky w the financial crisis hit or really just being born after the 80s, economy wise......or lucky w being isolated socially since age 4 and always having to feel distanced from ppl coz i could sense the difference & stigma of being someone abused & miserable before i was even really that self aware of the extent of those things about me.........oh well. coz again w the internet and me happening to draw enough prior to age 14 that i was always considered “good” at it, and then finding that i like to draw fanart for myself lol....so i could at least connect w ppl some ways right. or via text posts sometimes lmao....and im lucky that the ‘net / having a phone gave me a medium for those things & being connected to some ppl. and im lucky im gay & not cis & got to figure that out & enjoy it coz thats the best thing abt me.......

anyways even if say life was perfect for me magically i still wouldnt be able to relate to seeing yourself pursue your ambitions coz like i always say...ive never really had those lmao. wasnt able to baby.....its like there’s always that idea that ppl whose life is defined by Survival, who’ve been exposed to trauma &/or abused, that if you drop them into a safe stable situation w/friends and all and whatever then suddenly they’ll be a “regular” person, like there’s some inherent core of everyone where they Know what its like to get to live in a healthy environment w a certain perspective on other ppl & how they’ll treat you, and if you just remove someone from bs they’ll just shift over to that Default that is like oh lol yeah im like everybody else. like nah its a whole different kind of world / life you’ve not even necessarily adapted to, maybe its what you grew in. and you can adapt to a better life & grow further in that but its not a matter of like “washing away” what came before....it can be an entirely separate thing. like if you haven’t experienced it you cant imagine it. i cant give someone a real sense of what its like to grow up within & live in an abusive place for decades. and i can’t guess who i would be if i’d grown up / lived in a completely different, better situation. coz thats a whole fundamental change from the start. it’d be such a different person that it wouldn’t even make sense to call it an alternate version of “me.”

well anyways i always feel like i’m bound to kms & that bad things are impending sooner than later & when they happen i’ll get a new set of incoming bad shit to feel bearing down & etc & i dont have things i want except a cessation of living under dread & feeling like my existence is in the way & theres ppl around i gotta be on my guard for & i’m only gonna kms eventually here, theres a long lifespan & for being to off yourself at any given time, also im jealous of ppl who’ve had a nicely sized friend group where they’ve always been able to hang out w one person at least whenever they wanted to / needed to. at least i’m gay, baby. i honestly do feel like that tweet where its like i cant kill myself b/c what if im a straight guy in my next life? @ god i cant do it. like lmao for real though......in my past life maybe i was an 80s gay. syke if i have a past life it was probably a cat. maybe a cat of an 80s gay. i can only hope

#my bucket list.....see rn i’d like to see love simon. i’d like to finish this worthless bad fic thats only valuable for how long ive been #working on it....you’d think i’dve thrown it out but i didnt. just like to finish that up at least #but even the things i’d halfheartedly kinda like to do.....eh i dont really care that much #you cant care all that much when you know its not gonna happen to you yanno #long post //

[maximoffdanvers]

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OKAY FINE BRO. ONLY BC I’M BORED AND I LOVE YOU.

1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?  - Yeah I do, a lot actually

2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you? - 4

3. The person you would never want to meet? - Idk?? Everyone??

4. What is your favorite word? - Cannibalism and Bubbles

5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be? - A dead one

6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought? - Ugly

7. What shirt are you wearing? - A star wars tanktop because I’m a nerd

8. What do you label yourself as? - An ugly dumbass

9. Bright room or dark room? - Dark, but i’d need to have a little bit of light

10. What were you doing at midnight last night? - Arguing with someone on Instagram

11. Favorite age you’ve been so far? - I have no idea

12. Who told you they loved you last? - My mom

13. Your worst enemy? - Idk

14. What is your current desktop picture? - My puppy

15. Do you like someone? - No

16. The last song you listened to? - Crystalline - Ivan Torrent

17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up? - Donald Trump

18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face? - Taylor Sw/ift

19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do? - I have no idea tbh

20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional) - I don’t really understand this question tbh

21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do? - I have no idea what I’d look like but I’d definitely play with my dick 100%

22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it? - No I’m just a really good sleeper and that’s it 

23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of? - Kinda afraid of mannequins, but idk if that’s really unique or not

24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal. - Grilled Cheese!

25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it? - Probably on a concert ticket or a couple movies. 

26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go? - London

27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be? - Idk ?? I don’t drink lol ?? Maybe Jack Daniels ??

28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? - I don’t know

29. What is your favorite expletive? - Fuck

30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno? - One thing?? I’m not a superhero but I could probably manage to save more than one thing. Imma grab that backpack, take my computer/phone, my grandpa’s army jacket, my photo album, as many of my celebrity autographs as i could manage, a spare change of clothes, my parent’s wedding album/whatever they need, a couple o dog toys for my pets, definitely gotta grab my friends dvd collection,, and i’d probably grab a bowl o ceral while i’m at it, who knows? 

31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? - Getting into the car crash probably.

32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world! - Austrailia

33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back? - I have no clue, maybe my grandpa who died when my mom was younger so she could see him again + I could meet him.

34. What was your last dream about? - I was trapped in a garage for some reason, I was watching football, I remember there being girls there and I think it was gay? It’s kind of a blur. 

35. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]? - A good what

36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital? - Yeah

37. Have you ever built a snowman? - When I was younger

38. What is the color of your socks? - White + grey

39. What type of music do you like? - Pretty much everything except for country

40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets? - Sunsets

41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor? - Vanilla

42. What football team do you support? - Don’t care much about football at all, but the Denver Broncos and Green Bay Packers

43. Do you have any scars? - Yeah

44. What do you want to be when you graduate? - I want to work with animals in some way, hopefully

45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? - My weight

46. Are you reliable? - Eh

47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be? - I don’t know what I’d ask.

48. Do you hold grudges? - It’s a flaw of mine, but yeah. 

49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create? - No clue

50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had? - Yknow, cannabilism boners n blood kinks w/ maya

51. Are you a good liar? - I wish

52. How long could you go without talking? - A looooong time

53. What has been you worst haircut/style? - I had red dip dyed bangs + hair for a while and it was probably the ugliest thing anyone has ever seen

54. Have you ever baked your own cake? - No

55. Can you do any accents other than your own? - No

56. What do you like on your toast? - Butter

57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of? - I don’t draw anything lol

58. What would be you dream car? - Idk

59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain. - Sometimes I sing if i’m home alone, otherwise that’s about it.

60. Do you believe in aliens? - Hell yeah!

61. Do you often read your horoscope? - Not often

62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet? - X

63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons? - DINOS

64. What do you think about babies? - I fucking hate them

65. Freebie! Ask anything interesting you can think of. - Wut?

#sorry that these answers were so awful #asked #alvis-akari