#grub kelp

[irunaki]

lol

#artemis fowl #art #holly short #fowldom #fanart #artemis fowl fanart #foaly artemis fowl #lili frond #julius root #trouble kelp #grub kelp

[artemisfowlcodex]

Chix: Holly’s gonna kill me, isn’t she? How fucked do you think I am? On the fuck-o-meter, where am I?

Trouble: Uh, ten?

Grub: Yeah, ten.

Chix: Out of?

Grub: Fifty?

Trouble: Oh, mine was out of ten…

#artemis fowl #incorrect quotes #chix verbil #Trouble Kelp #Grub Kelp #source: the thick of it

[cryptidclaw]

Cryptidclaw's WC Prefixes List!

Yall said you were interested in seeing it so here it is! 

This is a collection of mostly Flora, Fauna, Rocks, and other such things that can be found in Britain since that’s where the books take place! 

I also have other Prefixes that have to do with pelt colors and patterns as well!

Here’s a link to the doc if you dont want to expand a 650 word list on your Tumblr feed lol! the doc is also in my drive linked in my pined post!

below is the actual list! If there are any names you think I should add plz tell me!

EDIT: I will update the doc with new names as I come up with them or have them suggested to me, but I wont update the list on this post! Plz visit my doc for a more updated version!

Animals

Mammal

Badger

Bat

Bear

Beaver

Bison

Boar

Buck

Calf

Cow

Deer

Elk

Fawn

Ferret

Fox

Goat

Hare

Horse

Lamb

Lynx

Marten

Mole

Mouse

Otter

Rabbit

Rat

Seal

Sheep

Shrew

Squirrel

Stoat

Vole

Weasel

Wolf

Wolverine

Amphibians

Frog

Newt

Toad

Reptiles

Scale

Adder

Lizard

Snake

Turtle

Shell

Birds

Bird

Down

Feather

Albatross

Bittern

Buzzard

Chaffinch

Chick

Chicken

Coot

Cormorant

Corvid

Crane

Crow

Curlew

Dove

Duck

Dunlin

Eagle

Egret

Falcon

Finch

Gannet

Goose

Grouse

Gull

Hawk

Hen

Heron

Ibis

Jackdaw

Jay

Kestrel

Kite

Lark

Magpie

Mallard

Merlin

Mockingbird

Murrelet

Nightingale

Osprey

Owl

Partridge

Pelican

Peregrine

Petrel

Pheasant

Pigeon

Plover

Puffin

Quail

Raven

Robin

Rook

Rooster

Ruff

Shrike

Snipe

Sparrow

Starling

Stork

Swallow

Swan

Swift

Tern

Thrasher

Thrush

Vulture

Warbler

Whimbrel

Wren

Freshwater Fish 

Fish

Bass

Bream 

Carp

Dace

Eel

Lamprey

Loach

Minnow

Perch

Pike

Rudd

Salmon

Sterlet

Tench

Trout

Roach

Saltwater fish and other Sea creatures (would cats be able to find some of these? Probably not, I don't care tho)

Alge

Barnacle

Bass (Saltwater version)

Bream (Saltwater version)

Brill

Clam

Cod

Crab

Dolphin

Eel (Saltwater version)

Flounder

Garfish

Halibut

Kelp

Lobster

Mackerel

Mollusk

Orca

Prawn

Ray

Seal

Shark

Shrimp

Starfish

Sting

Urchin

Whale

Insects and Arachnids

Honey

Insect

Web

Ant

Bee

Beetle

Bug

Butterfly

Caterpillar

Cricket

Damselfly

Dragonfly

Fly

Grasshopper

Grub

Hornet

Maggot

Moth

Spider

Wasp

Worm

Trees

Acorn

Bark

Branch

Forest

Hollow

Log

Root

Stump

Timber

Tree

Twig

Wood

Alder

Apple

Ash

Aspen

Beech

Birch

Cedar

Cherry

Chestnut

Cypress

Elm

Fir

Hawthorn

Hazel

Hemlock

Linden

Maple

Oak

Pear

Poplar

Rowan

Redwood

Spruce

Willow

Yew

Flowers, Shrubs and Other plants

Berry

Blossom

Briar

Field

Flower

Leaf

Meadow

Needle

Petal

Shrub

Stem

Thicket

Thorn

Vine

Anemone 

Apricot

Barley 

Bellflower

Bluebell

Borage

Bracken

Bramble

Briar

Burnet

Buttercup

Campion

Chamomile

Chanterelle

Chicory

Clover

Cornflower

Daffodil

Daisy

Dandelion

Dogwood

Fallow

Fennel

Fern

Flax

Foxglove

Furze

Garlic

Ginger

Gorse

Grass

Hay

Heather

Holly

Honeysuckle

Hop

Hyacinth

Iris

Ivy

Juniper

Lavender

Lichen

Lilac

Lilly

Mallow

Marigold

Mint

Mistletoe

Moss

Moss

Mushroom

Nettle

Nightshade

Oat

Olive

Orchid

Parsley

Periwinkle

Pine

Poppy

Primrose

Privet

Raspberry

Reed

Reedmace

Rose

Rush

Rye

Saffron

Sage

Sedge

Seed

Snowdrop

Spindle

Strawberry

Tangerine

Tansy

Teasel

Thistle

Thrift

Thyme

Violet

Weed

Wheat

Woodruff

Yarrow

Rocks and earth

Agate

Amber

Amethyst

Arch

Basalt

Bounder

Cave

Chalk

Coal

Copper

Dirt

Dust

Flint

Garnet

Gold

Granite

Hill

Iron

Jagged

Jet

Mountain

Mud

Peak

Pebble

Pinnacle

Pit

Quartz

Ridge

Rock

Rubble

Ruby

Rust(y)

Sand

Sapphire

Sediment

Silt

Silver

Slate

Soil

Spire

Stone

Trench

Zircon

Water Formations

Bay

Cove

Creek

Delta

Lake

Marsh

Ocean

Pool

Puddle

River

Sea

Water

Weather and such

Autumn

Avalanche

Balmy

Blaze

Blizzard

Breeze

Burnt

Chill

Cinder

Cloud

Cold

Dew

Drift

Drizzle

Drought

Dry

Ember

Fall

Fire

Flame

Flood

Fog

Freeze

Frost

Frozen

Gale

Gust

Hail

Ice

Icicle

Lightening

Mist

Muggy

Rain 

Scorch

Singe

Sky

Sleet

Sloe

Smoke

Snow

Snowflake

Soot

Sorrel

Spark

Spring

Steam

Storm

Summer

Sun

Thunder

Water

Wave

Wet

Wind

Winter

Celestial??

Comet

Dawn

Dusk

Evening 

Midnight

Moon

Morning

Night

Noon

Twilight

Cat Features, Traits, and Misc. 

Azure

Beige

Big

Black

Blonde

Blotch(ed)

Blue

Bounce

Bright 

Brindle

Broken

Bronze

Brown

Bumble

Burgundy

Call

Carmine

Claw

Cobalt

Cream

Crimson

Cry

Curl(y)

Dapple

Dark

Dot(ted)

Dusky

Ebony

Echo

Fallen

Fleck(ed)

Fluffy

Freckle

Ginger

Golden

Gray

Green

Heavy

Kink

Knot(ted)

Light

Little

Lost

Loud

Marbled

Mew

Milk

Mottle

Mumble

Ochre

Odd

One

Orange

Pale

Patch(ed)

Pounce 

Prickle

Ragged

Red

Ripple

Rough

Rugged

Russet

Scarlet

Shade

Shaggy

Sharp

Shimmer

Shining

Small

Smudge

Soft

Song

Speckle

Spike

Splash

Spot(ted)

Streak

Stripe(d)

Strong

Stump(y)

Sweet

Tall

Talon

Tangle

Tatter(ed)

Tawny

Tiny

Tough

Tumble

Twist

Violet

Whisker

Whisper

White

Wild

Wooly

Yellow

#cryptidclaw's warriors au #? #Im tempted to use these in the au #some characters deserve some more fun names hehe #rise of change #warrior cats #warrior cats design #warriors #warriors names #warriors naming #warriors prefixes

[kai-atlantis]

So, we know Artemis is the favorite character. BUT!

#artemis fowl #polls #fowldom #reblog with your answer #poll #teehee

[checkoutmybookshelf]

When the Russian Mafia Learned Not to Mess With Artemis Fowl II

I've been an Artemis Fowl girl (not the movie) for a long time, and while I think the first book in the series is literally a perfect first book, it's not my favorite in the series. That honor goes to book two, Artemis Fowl: The Arctic Incident. And I think that the key points that really make this my favorite book are the shift from brilliantly executed archetypes to genuine characters, the fact that a 12-year-old absolutely OWNS the mafia, and the expansion of the worldbuilding in Haven and the Lower Elements generally. Oh also, this is where we get Opal Koboi for the first time. *Screes in best villainess ever* Let's Talk Artemis Fowl: The Arctic Incident.

There will be light spoilers below the break, as is pretty standard for all books second and later on this blog, so be warned.

First of all, in the first Artemis Fowl book, the characters are--with the exception of Artemis and Holly--largely archetypal. That falls apart here, because the story isn't trying to be a fairy tale or a heist so much as it is Opal Koboi and Briar Cudegon trying to start a war that Artemis has to stop in order to get fairy help to rescue his father from captivity by the Russian Mafia. Book 1 Butler is your standard bodyguard with a heart of gold, Commander Root is a standard grouchy police chief, and Trouble Kelp is basically ye olde marine. Briar Cudgeon is power hungry, and that's about it.

By book 2, Bulter is getting more personality and a low-key understanding with Holly and Root because they're all "old soldiers" in his book. Root gets to actually have some personality and is a damn good field commander--can we just take a sec to appreciate how much he cares (gruffness notwithstanding) about Holly and the fact that he super did not care that the sealed acorn was blasphemy because it worked!? He becomes more than just a hardass vaguely sexist archetype, and I have SUCH a soft spot for Julius Root. We also get some more of Trouble and Grub Kelp. Briar Cudgeon stays pretty simple, but that's fine because we have Opal goddamn Koboi for a more complex and also very classical villainess--she is LOVING being evil and frankly she is never not a joy to watch. Opal knows how to lean in to sheer joyous villainy.

I'm also just a fan of Artemis actually running into the real world with his planning. Our boy can absolutely sketch out an on-paper plan that is brilliant, but then you get things like gaps in train tracks, fairy politics, dwarf reflexology, and humans reacting in weirdass ways and suddenly Artemis has to get his hands a bit dirty and he has to improvise. Our boy grows and STILL hands the Russian Mafia its collective ass on a radioactive submarine hatch. Artemis Fowl's character growth in this book is great.

Book 1 was very limited to Fowl Manor and its grounds. We got a bit of Haven and the Lower Elements in book 1, but book 2 is mostly in the Lower Elements and Russia, and the expansion of what Haven is like, what shuttleports are like, what Koboi Labs is like, what Howler's Peak is like, is incredible. We get more fairy lore, fairy life, and more LEP. This keeps expanding in later books, but this is our first really close look at the world beyond what was strictly necessary for the kidnapping and rescue plot of the first book, and that's very fun.

I know I've already mentioned Opal Koboi and her gleefully unhinged joy at her seemingly imminent rise to Empress, but honestly I love her to little tiny peices. She is too samrt for her own good, she girlbossed her own father into literally insanity, and her college-era feud with Foaly is just peak "the smartest kids in class have extremely different skillsets and they hate each other for it". Opal starts off very evil kitten, but kitty has claws and she's just waiting for a chance to unsheath them.

The Artemis Fowl series is improbably good, and I cannot recommend it enough. Especially this fozen, slightly radioactive entry in the series that is very much my favorite book.

#eoin colfer #artemis fowl #artemis fowl the arctic incident #holly short #ya fiction #ya sci fi #book recommendations #books and novels #books and reading #books & libraries #opal koboi #the arctic incident #julius root #domovoi butler

[ha-answers]

Any nearby vulture grub? You could try drop kicking that fucker and giving the lizard even bigger problems than your feral cat.

“I like where this is going”

Kelp (is being lightly squeezed): EEK

“Hypothetically, hypothetically-“

#rain world #iterator #iterator oc #arrow ask #hit and run #his favorite

[ionlymadethissoicouldleaveanask]

Trouble Kelp headcanons

His dad was a Captain in the LEP when he died. Trouble looks just like him. This is why his mother favors Grub - she was broken when her husband died, and she sees that Trouble is basically her husband's clone. She is so afraid of losing him too that she distanced herself from him while he's still alive.

He and Caballine are good friends.

His only other friends are Holly Short and Ash Vein (and Mulch Diggums, on occasion). He doesn't have time for other relationships outside the LEP.

When the LEP Council told him that he had been voted Commander of Recon, he resolutely refused. It took significant cajoling from Vinyaya - the only member of the LEP Council that he held real respect for - to get him to accept.

He whole-heartedly believes that the world would be a better place if he had died in Root's place.

Ever since the Fowl Manor Siege, he has held a massive level of respect for Butler.

Foaly hacked every one of Trouble's contacts and set his ringtone in their phones as "I Knew You Were Trouble" in 2012. Trouble complains about this, but he secretly loves it.

He fell in love with Holly Short the first time she challenged him to a race.

She fell in love with him the first time he beat her in one of their races.

#artemis fowl #af fandom #trouble kelp

[little-mouse-adventures]

So if Trouble Kelp chose the name “Trouble” for himself, and his little brother is named Grub, do you think his original name was like…Worm?

Just imagine Juliet finding that out in the time of “oh, worm” memery.

#Artemis fowl

[kivovistrolls]

Ive been designing trolls so good you dont even know. In order: Deares Pincep- Grub data gatherer. Head of a group of jades that sweeps the caverns as the new brood begins hatching to collect grub data. They jot down castes and do preliminary culling of obvious mutations. Make sure the new brood looks healthy. ect. Super dedicated to her duties!

Jimdot Jaipag- Personal guard for my Heir, Ixesha. Completely dedicated to making sure assassination plots fail horribly. Lost his arm thanks to one, but he got a cool souped up replacement so it’s water under the bridge. Does photo restoration and archiving in his free time. Collects and tinkers on old cameras n such. History buff.

Vehgah Wakame- Violet that schmoozes w/ my Heir. Has strong opinions on traditional seadweller cuisine, so much so that she cultivates a lot of her food herself. Living in a kelp forest helps. #plantmom type beat. Very much a snob. And the seacow is her lusus :)

#My trolls #my art #Fantrolls #fantroll #homestuck #hiveswap #ocs #original character #Deares Pincep #Jimdot Jaipag #Vehgah Wakame #Jade blood #Indigo blood #Violet blood

[devotedlydeepeststrawberry]

When I was but a baby my brother won the book Artemis Fowl. I decided to start reading more and middle-grade books are usually a quick and fun read...

That's not important. What is is me reading the chapter where Grub Kelp was introduced and I started to imagine him as a redhead. Turns out there was never a description in the book but in the graphic novel he was indeed a redhead.

Now, the question is since when did I start stereotype red-haired characters as gloating dumbasses with a good heart?

I blame Wally West

#artemis fowl #book #red hair

[rainworldtournament]

Starting Matchups!

The starting matches have been decided! The creatures are ready to be pitted against each other in the brutal arena of Tumblr Polls!

The first set of polls will be up... Soon.

Here are the Round 1 Matchups: (It's long)

A1: Grass Hopper | Red Worm Grass

B1: Fly | Red Swarmer

C1: Neuron Fly | Grappling Worm

D1: Hazer | Pink Lizard

E1: Brother Long Legs | Vulture Grub

F1: Moth | Jellyfish

G1: Daddy Long Legs | Spitter Spider

H1: Squidcada | Slugpup

I1: Beetle | Red Centipede

J1: Sea Leech | NPC Slugcat

K1: Overseer | Ant

L1: Guardian | Inspector

M1: Cyan Lizard | Red Lizard

N1: Jungle Leech | Blue Lizard

O1: Miros Bird | Pole Plant

P1: Fire Fly | Yellow Lizard

Q1: Young Centipede | Lantern Mouse

R1: Eggbug | Giant Jellyfish

S1: Scavenger | Snail

T1: Wasp | Yeek

U1: Strawberry Lizard | Batfly

V1: Centiwing | Mother Spider

W1: Jetfish | Infant Centipede

X1: Black Worm Grass | Salamander

Y1: Caramel Lizard | Aquapede

Z1: Stowaway | Garbage Worm

A2: Rock Flea | Coalescipede

B2: Big Spider | Red Leech

C2: Monster Kelp | Miros Vulture

D2: Black Lizard | Tiny Dragonfly

E2: White Lizard | King Vulture

F2: Adult Centipede | Firebug

G2: Dropwig | Mother Long Legs

H2: Water Glow-Worm | Infant Noodlefly

I2: Rain Deer | Green Lizard

J2: Elite Scavenger | Infant Centiwing

K2: Vulture | Leviathan

L2: Eel Lizard | Noodlefly

#long post #rain world #bracket tournament #tumblr tournament #fandom tournament

[jei-rifni]

Some stuffs

#artemis fowl #fowldom #artemis fowl fanart #foaly #opal #opal koboi #kelp #trouble kelp #grub kelp #chix verbil #trouble kelp fanart #grub kelp fanart #commander root #julius root #artemis fowl julius root #Julius root fanart #af fanart #af

[artemisfowlcodex]

Holly: If you looked up 'idiot' in the dictionary, you know what you'd find?

Grub: ...A picture of me?

Holly: No! The definition of the word 'Idiot', which you fucking ARE!

#Artemis Fowl #incorrect quotes #Holly Short #Grub Kelp #Source: Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

[fan-enby-anonymous]

Wow it's been a while since I added to this series, we now present:

Artemis Fowl Characters as Dumb Shit Me and My Friends Have Said

(Part 3, I think)

Artemis: Bicyclists are not beholden to the laws of men.

Butler: At this point, the only thing taking me out of this world is me.

Juliet: "If the God hates the gays why do we keep winning and fucking with Google maps?"

            "We have our top minds working tirelessly to answer this question."

Minerva: "Maybe the name was simply willed into existence by the power of gayness, who is to say?"

Holly: In hindsight I might have done bad things to my body.

Trouble: Why would you approach something with care and compassion when men can break?

Mulch: I don't think you know how money works. You don't want to get rid of it.

Foaly: "They don't have ice cream at the engineering building"

            "They do if you know who to bribe."

Cabaline: I can just cross out the part that says Halloween and write Thanksgiving instead.

N°1: Please my sweetie, my little baby bean, do not poison yourself with cough drops.

Qwan: Yeah I admire that they are trying to communicate in ways that the kitty can understand, like by pouring water and throwing leaves on them.

Root: The new buzz lightyear design kinda looks like he would not agree with my lifestyle choices.

Grub: I hate this with my entire soul... I don't care though.

Chix: "How are you alive?"

          "Barely."

Lili: Truly, wherever I go I have a staring roll as "woman who clearly has no idea what the fuck she's doing."

Opal: Everybody wishes I were dead including me.

Spiro: Pouring myself a warm bath and lighting some candles so I have a nice, comfortable seat from which to watch my life fall apart.

Turnball: Nah she's scary, I would not want to get near her whole thing. *immediately gets near her whole thing*

Brill Brothers: I just wanted to sound destitute so I could get food fast.

(And, for the first time, Fowl Sr: He was too busy neglecting his children to have an affair with his wife's sister.)

Special thanks to @iinyxtello and @orangerosebush for providing some of these quotes, see if you can guess which ones 😉

#artemis fowl #holly short #fowldom #af #artemis fowl ii #artemis fowl incorrect quotes #butler #juliet butler #minerva paradizo #lili frond #trouble kelp #grub kelp #chix verbal #artemis fowl senior #foaly #this definitely isn't everyone but I'm tired

[shortace]

You laugh at Grub's hangnails, and then you get a hangnail

#ouch #grub kelp #artemis fowl

[weeinterpreter]

future.

Holly pushed the last box into the hall, dusting off her hands.

“You really don’t have a lot of stuff, Trubs,” she called out, scrutinising his boxes lined up on one side versus hers on the other.

Trouble walked into the living room, two bottles of sim beer balancing on the pizza cartons in his hands.

“That’s because Grub stole everything I ever owned. He even opened my minted edition action figures.”

Seeing her blank expression, he added, “To play with them!”

“You poor baby.”

Holly rolled her eyes. She plugged the TV in and curled up next to him on the couch.

“What are you collecting? Apart from all the investigations the Council has launched against you?”

Holly snickered and bit into her garlic pizza bread. Trouble nudged her in the side.

“I will find out anyway, so better tell me now. Are you one of those crazy rock collectors?”

Holly swallowed and bit her lip. Trouble groaned.

“It’s illegal, isn’t it? Of course, it is. Please tell me, you aren’t keeping the Mud Boy in one of the boxes.”

“It’s not that bad,” Holly said, got up, and rummaged through one box. She pulled out a small casket and opened it for him to see.

Trouble blinked. “Shells?”

“Listen,” she said, and held one to his ear. He frowned, the tips of his ears quivering ever so lightly. Then his eyes went wide.

“That’s the sea! How is that possible?”

“Magic.”

Trouble took the shell, completely enthralled. Holly took a sip of her beer, watching him. After a moment, she huffed.

“Am I under arrest, Major?”

He grinned, letting the seashell drop into his lap. “I might let you get off the hook, Captain, but it’ll cost you.”

Holly’s eyes twinkled.

“Oh yeah? Hang on. Let me have some more of this really delicious garlic bread.”

Trouble laughed and pulled her close.

#artemis fowl #fowldom #artemis fowl fanfic #af fanfic #holly short #trouble kelp #grub kelp #fluff #writeblr #x #30 day writing challenge #new writers on tumblr #ficlet #short fiction #wee's writing workshop #writing challenge #creative writing