#haha gays amiright

[leafatlaw]

i care for my mom so dearly and would pull out a rib rather than her be angry at me, but no matter what, i cannot force myself to go on walks with her after that one time she tried to spring a conversation about "how gay people are evil" on a hike a few miles away from civilization

#it was very much a #:i know your gay stop" moment #homophobia mention #personal #vent #AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #guy who has mommy issues voice: haha moms amiright ? #anytime she mentions hiking or going on a walk togther i just feel sick #i cant man #and it makes her so sad but im scared now #i think shes just getting worried about college...

[pankomako]

so multiship about gang's bay btw. there is no solid canon but there are at least like 4 or 5 pairings that i imagine happening at different parts of the vague timeline i have

#like it's definite canon that bubbles and hot-rod date during college but split off when they decide theyre better off as friends #(and then bubbles realizes she's gay actually) #and then during the main timeline i like the idea of screwball and amy dating but then they also break up #and then juicebox and screwball have a gay thing going on and amy and bubbles end up together #i also think itd be funny if juicebox dated sharky to try to make screwball and amy jealous #im even kind of a fan of sharky being with ding at some point but at the same time i think itd be interesting if sharky never dates anyone #bc he may or may not be saving himself for someone but also oough those are some tasty guys ngl #i also have one or two other ideas but immm not as confident on those lol #gangs bay #more like gay bay amiright haha-

[pinktom]

Ok so let’s say LSTom wakes up tomorrow back in the hospital bed recovering from the viper bite clutching that green get well soon card. Tommy has either had a psychotic break or he just woke up ten years in the past with his memories intact. What do you think he would do differently given the situation? I imagine he would take out some preemptive revenge using his knowledge of the future. Does he approach Harry differently? Or does the simp still propose to him in the church yard via snake prophecy because babygirl has zero chill? Does he secretly feed Cedric meal bars a la Mean Girls to bring him closer to fat lesbian standard? Does he still join factory69 so he can befriend peepsies and co., thus securing his access to large quantities of nerve agent for a rainy day? Or does he let it all play out the same way in fear that if he changes one thing he loses what he has finally gained, ie Harry as his hot jock bf totally obsessed with him?

I love the idea of a lil AU Tommy that hardcore tries to make Tomarry happen by age 10, damn the consequences. Luring Harry to him by being himself, constantly inviting him over and carrying some bombass homemade granola on him at all times.

These are the thoughts that keep me up at night. At least the scratching of that rat has finally subsided tho, amiright?? Send help.

Omg, I love you anon lakjsdlfkjlkjf this is so funny alkdjfl where do i even start...

Response beneath cut.

>Tommy has either had a psychotic break or he just woke up ten years in the past with his memories intact.

I love the distinction here. Look, if any 8 y/o could have such a genius and vivid psycho break, it'd be him for sure. 🐍

>What do you think he would do differently given the situation?

He'd do things differently. How? I can't decide fully. But just shooting the shit - I'm 100% behind a romantic comedy angle.

His inner Regina George would be ON FIRE, and he'd be righting wrongs before the wrongers could thunk up wronging him.

He could pretend to be friends with Cedric and fatten him up with Kalteen bars. Maybe "trip" and accidentally take Cormac down the school steps right before a big game. Narc on the Weasley twins, as a treat.

And Harry! I mean, Tom would go ahead with the proposal. Harry has to hear the prophecy. Then maybe Tom pops up in the field a few days later. Harry can politely reject the marriage invitation, but then invites him to stay the night with Ron.

>I love the idea of a lil AU Tommy that hardcore tries to make Tomarry happen by age 10, damn the consequences

Literally dlkjflkjf he would!

It just makes me think about cringey childhood sleepovers when you're trying to make some gay shit happen but also act like it's a joke at the same time LMAO... "haha okay dare you to kiss my hand"... but Tom edition would have to be a touch more ... unhinged. Naturally.

Ron is a killjoy who stops the gay shit happening, so Harry has to go behind his back and hang out with Tom on the sly (and at Tom's house, of course... his cool dad never butts in like his stupid dad).

Actually, it could easily result in them doing what all 00s kids did with their friends ... giggle while looking up horrifying shit on the interwebs, of course!

I can fully see a version of events where Tom and Harry join the Factory on a little joint account. (Tom would have to join to meet his best friend, Peeps. :)

#(finally responding to everything in the inbox!) #(nobody is ever ignored i promise lkdljf) #lover’s spit #asks

[doctorcurdlejr]

jughead discovering percival and kevin are dating or whatever: archie, quick! in all things there are balance - kiss me!

veronica who only heard the words gay (she actually heard kevin but the name immediately translates to gay in her mind) and kiss: is already deeply and intimately kissing betty

archie: i've always admired their friendship. if only guys could do this too, amiright jug? haha.

#jughead jones #veronica lodge #betty cooper #archie andrews #riverdale #beronica #jarchie #a day in the life

[scribbsart]

Night Out in the Mystic City:

Leo goes to order something from a food booth, a handsome Yokai manning the stand.

Yokai: heya what can I getcha?

*insert gay panic here*

Leo: HI- I UM WOULD LIKE TO- *coughs realizing he was yelling* Order

Yokai: Yeah I know that's why I asked whatcha wanted?

Leo: uh yeah- right um- just uh four of the original... Um-uh please.

Yokai: There we go that's all I needed.

*Yokai goes to make order comes back to hand order and as Leo pays...

Yokai: Nice bandana really brings out the green

*insert EVEN bigger gay panic*

Leo: Thanks I like you too- I UH MEAN- I like yours too-

Yokai: I'm not wearing a bandan-

Leo: HAHA WORDS AMIRIGHT!

Leo quickly turns away almost running over multiple people before running back into the others.

Donnie: Where's the food?

Leo: SHIT!

#rottmnt #tmnt #rise of the tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise leo #gayyyyyy #when the gay hits #gay panic

[asexualcloud]

haha gay ppl amiright

[whimsicalcotton]

btw i’m getting so carried away w/ the werewolves. like ugh they’re really just a dumbass polycule and only one of them is even semi aware of it. 

timber and dani are incapable of admitting their feelings to each other but literally everyone else on campus is under the impression they’re dating already

 including nat, who stumbles into their dynamic at its most fucked up when dani has first found out about the whole lycanthropy thing and is just like “haha werewolves amiright?” and accidentally cements herself as dani’s one source of knowledge and comfort during The Emo Separation Months (tm)

and then when spring rolls around, not only can dani see timber again but also she gets to meet the wolf that nat was waiting for, and thus enter misty, who is a rascal with a heart of gold kinda type. (also nat and misty are Actually dating bc they have their shit together)

misty first gets involved bc she’s lowkey jealous that dani got so close to nat so quick, but it’s petty and it doesn’t last long, and they become Best Buds within the week.

and then her focus shifts to timber, bc the girl is fucked up and it’s partly fascinating partly horrifying, and she tries to be a good influence in terms of helping her not bottle up all of the wolf-isms, and though it takes some time to get her out of her shell eventually timber comes to really enjoy misty’s company

and then nat is staring at dani staring at timber and misty and she’s like “Oh. we’re all just gay, i guess.” but joke’s on her bc as the schoolyear goes on she gets to see that timber is an Actor, Liar, and Manipulator just like her, she just goes about it a different way and also has catholic guilt about it. and nat is completely Bewitched

and now they’re a fucked up little square. and timber and dani still haven’t confessed to each other yet. and misty is a himbo who has no idea what’s going on. and nat is suffering. and they’re my blorbos and i’m putting them in a jar and shaking them around

#oops it's a bullet list just like the old days #except it's about my stupid wolfy ocs >:3c #timber + dani tag #sorry lol i got carried away but they're in my brain so bad

[ironbloodedwoman]

what kind of dumb fuck pays tumblr for literally any reason. y'all paying to blaze your posts are so fucking easy to manipulate its embarrassing. "ha ha i made randoms look at me saying funnee absurd shit post ha ha" and then you make fun of this site like you aint funding it out of pocket. you're already being robbed for how much your data is worth on literally every app and it's a genuinely stupid the amount of money they make on it. all with no compensation to you.

and its for nothing because your posts fucking suck, the "haha so absurd, gays amiright? my gender is an umbrella on a sunny summer sunday" humor is just regurgitated jokes from 2016, and its on the most worthless website online rn. not only are you paying for clout, you're paying for tumblr clout. tumblr clout is worth less than piss on the floor next to a urinal.

paying for any kind of social media clout or special recognition is the most brain dead shit you can pull and you deserve to be bullied for being a fucking dipshit. and especially paying for clout and attention on tumblr of all places is just downright pathetic. this site is literally only useable because it allows for relative anonymity and doesn't have jannies. there is no other reason to be here. what could possibly possess you to spend real fucking money from your real fucking bank account on getting a sliver of attention in this shithole?

#bad opinions

[eevee-eclair]

Having Double Life thoughts

Bdubs and Impulse. They cuddle. All the time. Domestic morning kisses and fluff and pancakes and Impulse crying over the goat horns. They are gay your honor.

Joel and Etho. They cause crimes together. They aren’t romantic, but damn do they love each other /p. They wake up, choose violence, die, then cause problems. When they go red, I pray for the everyone because they will fuck shit up.

Scott, Pearl, Martyn, and Cleo. Holy shit. Talk about divorce arc, amiright? Haha, I’m coping.

Scar and Grain. FUCK YEAH BABY DESERT DUO 2.0!! They are gay crime. I think Grian will be the first death, honestly, because that’s just their vibe. Grian has him on a leash 23/7. He gets one hour of free time on Wednesdays.

Ren and Big B. They will probably build an empire to destroy everyone or live out a happy cottage core life, away from people. Either way, I love them and they are gonna be so awesome together.

Tango and Jimmy. WHERE ARE MY WORDS!??! They’re gonna be such a fun duo. I bet they’re planning arson right now this very moment. Jimmy might take some time to warm up to Tango because of the whole dead thing, but they’ll learn to get along.

#eevee says things #it’s nearly midnight and I’m having ✨thoughts✨

[def-jaybnowhr]

anyone tries to tell me louis and legosi ain't gay, you're a damn liar

#beastars #louisxlegosi #louis #legosi #haha gays amiright #ive only read through volume 3 #ive only watched through episode 4 #gimme the GAYS

[applecherry108]

Well. I certainly enjoyed Sam and Bucky’s Ameritastic Adventure more than Wanda Reruns, but I also made a good call watching 2 episodes at a time and going 2 weeks between sprints. Was definitely surprised when I opened up didney+ and saw “all episodes now streaming” today. Thought I made an oopsie like with raised by wolves. 😅

Anyways, I would just like to say, from the bottom of my gay little heart, that while sambucky may not have been made canon, it also wasn’t made NOT canon. ��� Their teasing banter relationship very much reads to me, a gay woman, like two achillean men that don’t realize that the other is also interested in men lmao. And I just want to point out that in the mcu, I don’t think Sam has ever been shown to have a female love interest, and the last time we saw Bucky with a woman was in 1940-something in the most comp het bs situation ever as an excuse to hang out with Steve. I think what I love most about these dorks is that they’ve both been written, unintentionally or not, as love interests for *Steve*, and a lot of their early contention comes off as two exes of the same guy awkwardly forced to be in the same room as each other as they begrudgingly form a genuine friendship. I don’t expect the mcu to make sambucky canon, and I don’t even know what that’d look like as a canon ship, but as long as they don’t make it explicitly noncanon, I think I’ll be happy. I love their goofy old married couple shtick regardless of their actual marital status lmao.

#speaking of married. there was a lot of banter but I think my favorite line was sam calling Bucky ‘mr America’ bc haha buck and Steve #but guess what Sam. YOURE captain america now. that means he’s YOUR mister. I pronounce you captain and mr America you may now squabble #apple talks #does this count as spoilers? ‘spoiler alert the mcu didnt canonize that gay ship wow what a shocker amiright’ 🙄 #the falcon and the winter solider spoilers #can we please get Bucky a new superhero name? I mean *i* love winter soldier but he deserves better #either make it white wolf officially or let him be mr america cmon 👏 #edit: looooool I 100% forgot about bucky’s date in the first or second episode but I. defense of my point the old man set it up

[metanarrates]

comphet is so funny you go literal decades of your life assuming you just have high standards for men and that's why you never want to date them when it's literally just that. you are not interested in men

#me at age 13 while quite mormon: im not like other girls i won't date a guy who doesn't fit my standards <3 #me at age 15 once the mormonism has worn off and the gay has kicked in: eh i just don't like any guys around here #me at age 17: oh yeah i totally like that random guy there who i just now decided i have a crush on. im too busy to date him tho. so sad #me at age 19: haha it's so normal for bi people to love every woman but to only find a few guys kinda tolerable amiright everyone #me at age 20: wait a goddamn second

[headspace-hotel]

About one of your recent posts. I’m trying really hard not to be irritated and jump at arguing bc my boyfriend went through the same steps of being deprogrammed from Republican thinking and accepting things about racism and intersectionality and what white privilege actually means. It just upsets me because regardless of whatever lived experience he’s had, mine is vastly different. He grew up listening to conservative radio complaining about how all the “political correctness” and “femin*zis” and “the gays” were ruining society, how people were exaggerating racism and coming up with fake hate crimes. But feminism and racism and intersectionality and lgbt+ stuff has been a part of my life throughout, well. My whole life.

I know it seems hypocritical to be upset that people accept conservative ideals bc they were surrounded by it in the same way I was surrounded by (at minimum) progressive ideals. It’s just so difficult to wrap my head around thinking the way a white Christian Republican person would because I’m NOT that and I never will be. And it does still upset me to think about how to approach someone gently and patiently explain that I in fact do not enjoy their jokes about being exotic or “all brown people amiright haha” or how nice it must be to have threesomes since I’m not straight. I’m angry at the implication that I’m not doing enough to get someone to understand my point of view, but I know I have internal barriers keeping me from wanting to know theirs.

I guess what I’m trying to say is that I’m going to try a little harder to understand at least my conservative-raised friends bc of your post. I’m gonna hate it the whole way bc my life has been one big long example of why I don’t like interacting with conservatives… but I’ll try.

All the others can go talk to someone patient like you, though.

No it's absolutely understandable, and please don't take anything I say as a claim that I don't get extremely frustrated and angry with people sometimes because I absolutely do and absolutely have to just...step away from whatever interaction I've been having.

And sometimes, in Real Life it is the best thing to just be blunt and say "Hey you're being a dick right now, and you better stop" because like...that's a natural consequence of being a dick, even if you didn't "mean" to. Absolutely enforce boundaries and be like... there's a line and you will lose my friendship if you intentionally and repeatedly cross it. That's how things work.

If people are making shitty jokes at your expense, I'm not recommending you to be civil. That's not at all the sort of situation being referenced in my post. If they can't understand why you're pissed off about that, that's 100% their problem

[koshercosplay]

me: be gay do crime amiright haha women don't want flowers and romance women want to be evil in the woods at night and I want to be a little gremlin stealing your socks

also me: literally cries if I'm perceived doing something even slightly wrong

#hm. #what a shame #was i simply not cut out for the sprawling evil gay lifestyle #how sad for me #late night thoughts #text post #gay #queer #lgbtq #be gay do crime

[bumbleblurr]

the only time I'm using "femme" when talking about tfs is talking about butch and femme lesbian robots haha amiright gays *holds my hand up for a high five*

[scented-candle04]

Haha Gay People amiright [is gay]

This is for a lil open collab to celebrate 300+ followers on instagram in case you may be uhhh,, interested in checking it out mayhaps,,,,, 👀👉👈 my @ is in my bio!

#ace attorney #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #narumitsu #wrightworth #ace attorney fan art #art #fan art #mitsunaru #pls pls PLS like reblog this if you feel like it #i spent like. weeks on this due to the fact that i was busy with other work :((