#happy soft toji sunday

[lovenona]

Toji "fuck them kids" Fushiguro

for the longest time, toji didn’t ever think he’d want kids. 

they were a nuisance to him – too needy, too noisy, always crying and babbling on in some child-speak he couldn’t understand. it made him uncomfortable to interact with them. he’d look at parents hugging their children in the park with an empty, apathetic feeling in his belly: what made parents feel that way? who’d ever give up everything for some kid? 

and then he found himself in the midst of a family. tsumiki and megumi on the living room floor, toys scattered across the carpet – half-eaten breakfasts and my neighbor totoro on repeat – these things became commonplace to him, expected, even, to the point where he worried megumi was sick if he wanted to watch something else instead. 

he didn’t know how he’d gotten here, but he knew somehow that he didn’t want to leave. he liked showing tsumiki how to build legos. he liked when megumi looked at him with wide eyes and asked for a ride on the freshly-washed motorcycle. and, believe it or not, he didn’t mind sacrificing a raunchy night on the town for a glass of hot chocolate (tsumiki’s specialty) and another rerun of kiki’s delivery service while megumi fell asleep in his lap.

#happy soft toji sunday #fushiguro.toji #<3

[m-ayo-o]

₇ play nice [I]

18+ // explicit threesome ft. boyfriend Toji and friend Satoru; softies! f. oral // m. oral // reverse cowgirl // they fight over you :( wc 2200 part one ♡ part two ♡ part three chapters m.list <- previous

y'all have had a ₊⋆sexual experience₊⋆ before in this

the guys have had... many, as described here

this is in my ~Toji loves you au~ so don't be surprised that he's nice

On Sunday morning Toji insists on getting your essentials to his house, convincing you to cancel your rental agreement on the spot, wanting you to get settled in as soon as possible.

And you’re so glad he did now that everything’s going so smoothly– you cook together, look after each other, and relax in the evenings after busy days at work. 

Toji has invited Satoru over again this weekend– you know what they’re both hoping for, but you’re still feeling a little apprehensive.

He makes his entrance about an hour late, giving a fairly ambiguous excuse as he waltzes through your home. Either way, you’re happy to see him, so you get comfy with some drinks and snacks, playing cards and video games, enjoying his bubbly company.

You’re sitting on Toji’s lap, while Satoru slouches next to you two after playing another round of Mario Kart. 

“So, last time,” Satoru starts, “how did you guys end up fucking in your kitchen anyway?”

His sudden question brings heat to your cheeks as you go quiet and let Toji answer this one. “I, uh, may have been bothering her on the sofa.”

“Of course. What did he do?” Satoru asks, resting his chin in his palm. 

“He just– had his hands on me,” you glance back at Toji, who’s smirking at the redness of your ears, “one thing led to another…”

“I told her to take her underwear off then sat her on my cock,” Toji finishes for you.

“Right here?” Satoru asks, poking the sofa, smiling with disbelief.

You both nod.

“Damn. I was sitting right next to you! Why didn’t you wake me up!?” He questions, sounding regretful.

“And sweetie, I could totally see up your skirt all night,” he reminisces, as if to cheer himself up, watching you bring a hand to your face. “Oh, there’s no need to be embarrassed, you looked so cute.”

“She gave us a good view, right?” Toji adds, pecking your cheek. 

“Mhmm,” Satoru hums, his brilliant eyes falling from your face, over your figure in that short skirt and tight top, “such a pretty view.”

“You wanna sit on Toru, sweet?” You hear Toji from behind you, his hands squeezing at your hips and shifting you up, lifting you like you’re an actual goddamn baby.

Satoru just smiles with a giddy look on his face as he takes you in his arms. His hands close around your waist instantly, looking up at you with those gorgeous, sparkly eyes, “Can I kiss you?”

You hesitate, looking back at Toji. “He’s a good kisser.”

He gives his permission freely, it’s more like he’s convincing you.

“Yeah,” you give him a little smile and his hands find your pretty face, “you can kiss me.”

“Oh, sweet girl,” he coos, his eyes shining as he tilts his chin up.

“Mm,” he makes contact, pressing your lips together. He gives your lip a swipe with his tongue, coaxing your mouth open. You feel him smiling now when he gets a taste of you. “You really are,” he sucks at your lip, “fucking gorgeous, you know that?”

Oh, you know. The quiet confidence in you is building up so much, with the way you grabbed Toji’s attention, and now you’re having the same effect on his handsome friend.

“I see why, mmh- Toji was keeping you to himself, mm, f’ so long...” He mutters between his ardent kisses.

You lean into him with a smile, feeling his soft lips– his big hands squeeze you more gently and you can feel his long lashes fluttering against yours. As you relax into him and stroke his satin hair Satoru moans and deepens your kiss, sliding his tongue into your mouth. Oh my god, you swear you’re going to get a sugar rush from his saliva.

“Satoru, you taste sweet!” you giggle and smile, your hands stroking the back of his neck. “Yeah, I may have a slight addiction…” he chuckles and pecks your lips and down your neck, tickling you.

You suddenly feel Toji’s hands on you as he turns you to face him, leaning up and kissing your lips. 

“I think it’s gonna be more difficult than I was expecting… to share you.”

You feel Satoru grinding up into you from below, his trousers getting tighter as he watches Toji kiss you. 

“You’ll just have to be patient,” Satoru hums and kisses your nipples through your top while Toji shoves his tongue in your mouth.

Satoru’s fingers snake into Toji’s hair, pulling him off you and taking his lips for himself. He looks temporarily displeased then feels Satoru’s tongue, the sight making you squirm.

You share kisses with the two gorgeous men, all three of you getting hot and bothered. Toji’s having particular trouble, since you’re sitting on Satoru’s lap instead of his. He watches you grind on his friend while sitting next to you two on the sofa, running his hands under your top and pinching your nipples, lifting your top and revealing your body to the other man. 

Before, he got to see your stomach, and a hint of your pussy taking Toji, but now he can see your perky tits he looks like he’s going to swallow you whole.

Before he can make a move you feel Toji lifting you off Satoru’s lap, “My turn.” 

He pulls your back up against his chest and parts your legs over his. You feel exposed now– your chest fully naked with your legs spread, but that’s exactly how Toji wants you.

He brushes your hair to the side and sucks the sweet spot on your neck, his rough fingers fiddling with your nipples. Satoru shifts and settles on the carpet beneath you on his knees.

His half lidded gaze meets the little skirt that covers the rest of your body, his long fingers tugging at the material. 

“May I?” his voice is full of lust and seduction. 

“W-wait, please, you two… are still wearing all your clothes,” you pout.

“Oh, baby wants us to strip for her?” Satoru coos as he stands with a cocky smirk over his face, eager to please you. 

Toji pushes you forward to rip off his t-shirt, then hugs you tight against his bare chest again.

“Better?” He mutters, admiring the way you shiver and nod from feeling his hot muscles behind you.

“Wow, Toji… much better. I swear you’re looking more ripped?” Satoru asks, peering over at your man. 

Toji grunts with a shrug of his huge shoulders, resuming his kissing and teasing of your soft tits.

And to your absolute delight you are gifted the hard swell of Toji’s hulking frame behind you, while watching Satoru’s angelic figure emerge from his shirt and trousers.

Your pupils are blown so wide they may as well be little hearts in your eyes, watching this gorgeous man strip for you. 

You have to bite your lip to stop your mouth from dumbly hanging open, which brings no end of amusement to the white haired man in front of you, “Like what you see?”

After teasing you he resumes his position on his knees, getting serious all of a sudden when he tugs your skirt and panties off. 

He lets out a little laugh, seeing how wet you are from his and Toji’s touches, leaning in as his eyes flicker up to yours. And he maintains that eye contact, licking a long stripe through your lips and up to your clit, making you moan and shudder. 

He’s amused. He smiles and dives in fully now, while Toji continues his groping and grinding from behind. 

The white haired deviant below you is eating you so messily, digging his tongue into you and enjoying every squirm of your hips, every pleasure filled moan. While you’re getting delirious from these two men, you start to wonder why the fuck you’ve never done this before. 

You focus your gaze as Satoru’s movements change into sucking at your clit again, noticing a glint in his sparkly blue eyes that tells you he wants more.

“Baby- who’s fuckin’ you- tonight?” he asks between the movements of his skilled tongue. You agreed that you’d only take one of them. This is your first threesome, and you know they’ll both want you all night.

But, in reality, you can’t choose. 

“Both of you… please…” 

Toji lets off a groan over your neck, hearing you so needy for them. He pushes you up, pulling his pants and boxers down. 

He needs to take you first. You are his, after all.

Satoru’s movements pause temporarily, watching Toji’s massive cock slip over you.

His hands hold your waist still, his chest pressing on your back, and he slides himself in. 

“Is he hurting you, sweetie?” The white haired man coos, watching you gasp and moan, “Too big for that cute little pussy?”

“N-no, no, feels s– s’good–” you shake your head between little breaths, loving every groan from your man when he feels how hot and tight you are, forcing you open.

His friend can only stare through half lidded eyes, biting back a moan now he starts to palm his own cock. He feels jealous.

Meanwhile, Toji’s getting impatient. It’s just taking too long for him to get buried deep where you both need it, bucking his hips and getting harder. But when he gets in, it makes you feel so full and satisfied you never want to let him go.

“Toji– Toji, fuck–” you whimper, feeling him nestled in that perfect spot inside you– the one that gets you aching and sobbing in all the right ways.

He grabs your hips with a long groan, sinking himself deeper still, nudging and pressing your perfectly tight walls that are squeezing him so good. He swears he could cum with just a few pumps.

But he doesn’t move. Only sits you there, Satoru leaning down to suck at your clit again, and warms his achy length with your messy pussy.

His hips undulate with the slightest movements, giving you at least a little relief. But he doesn’t have to fuck you to make you cum. 

“Toji–”

“Mm?” he hums in your ear, the deep vibrations of his chest finding your back.

“‘m, ‘m so– so close,” you look down at Satoru now, watching him smile. 

“Wanna cum like this, sweet?” His voice goes straight down your spine, “Over my cock, ‘n Toru’s tongue?”

“Uh huh, yeah– uh–” 

“Bet if you ask Toru nice he’ll let you cum,” your ears tingle with every syllable. Then you feel your clit buzzing with a hum from the man below you.

“Ah–! Satoru! Please, c-can I?”

“Mmhmmmm,” he lets out the longest moan and gives you a wink, sending you over the edge and making you squirm over Toji’s thick cock.

“Ugh– shit–” he curses and throws his head back, feeling you sucking and convulsing on his already sensitive dick.

He starts moving now, holding you and fucking you slow. 

Satoru gives you a final lick and pulls away, standing to admire how drunk and dizzy you’re getting off Toji’s cock. 

But he can only watch you like this for so long, his impatience growing with the erection in his shorts.

He looks down over your bodies while Toji slouches back with his legs spread as you start to take over, bouncing on his dick eagerly. 

Seeing your needy expression, your cute body taking his friend so well, Satoru couldn’t get any fucking harder.

He’s got to get this suffocating waistband off his cock soon or he’s going to burst.

You reach your hands out to him, pulling him closer to nuzzle your face against his bulge.

Your mouth opens now, lips closing around him and sucking through the thin fabric. 

But it’s not enough. His fingers thread through your hair and he starts grinding.

Still, not enough.

You tilt your chin up to him now, giving him a pretty smile before tugging away his shorts. “Toru, please can I suck you?”

You have to ask. That’s just how Toji’s trained you.

He nods urgently. “Yeah, suck me, right now– can’t take it, watching you fuck him like that– ahh, shit–”

You take him in your mouth, warm and wet, tasting those delicious drops of precum and feeling his veins on your tongue. You grab at his body, licking and humming till he’s thrusting into you. Both of them, now, moving their hips, pushing in and out of your sweet body.

Until Satoru starts getting greedy.

Oh, he loves a good dick sucking as much as the next man. But after seeing how well you’re taking his friend… he needs you for himself.

He gives Toji a glare, suddenly taking your hand and pulling you off his lap. 

But your man doesn’t like that. Not one bit.

Emerald eyes meet sapphire, sparks flying as Toji grunts and pulls you back over him, bringing your ass down on his thighs with force. 

“Nhgg–!”

“Not so rough,” Satoru chides, “you’ll hurt her, you brute.”

Toji ignores him, huffing and digging his way back into that sweet spot that makes your mouth fly open with a loud moan. 

But you agree that it’s Satoru’s turn now, and you’re desperate to feel him too. 

So you lift yourself off Toji, earning a hard stare as you let his friend guide you to his bedroom. 

“Fuck–” he huffs to himself, his hand finding that aching length, watching you step away. He’s not sure he can watch this.

chapters | m.list | pt. 2

#jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen smut #jjk x reader #jjk smut #female reader #toji fushiguro #toji imagine #toji x reader #sweet toji #gojo satoru smut #gojou satoru x reader #satoru gojo #gojo x reader #satoru x reader #toji x gojo #18+ content #threes0me #reader x toji x satoru

[craisinsensation1029]

Snuggle Bug

Toji Fushiguro

AO3 :)

just toji being soft and domestic, thats it ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡

~2k

SFW but minors still shoo

It isn't hard to make assumptions about Toji with just one look.

With his imposing frame riddled with pounds of muscles, enough scars to rival any war hero, and an expression that screams I don’t tolerate nonsense, ever on his face, most people steer clear of him. 

There isn’t much merit in thinking so, but so many easily peg him as a douche, an asshole, a womanizer—someone that probably has the worst opinion on anything ever. 

While Toji has definitely judged more than one book by their cover, only sparing something a glance for no longer than a second before deciding whether or not it would be worth his time, he’s more than happy he was a book you were willing to read.

He still remembers having to build up the courage to ask you out on a date.

Every week he would treat Megumi to a few new books, and low and behold on a calm Sunday afternoon the sweet old manager was showing you the ropes on the cash register. 

He was enchanted by your smile, the natural grace that you had, the zest for life that you conveyed just through your love of reading. At first it was innocent, Toji being just as excited as Megumi for the weekly trip to the bookstore, flying to the children’s section to see if you had any exciting news on any new releases. There was even the time where you decided to do an impromptu story time just for Megumi because it was a slow day.

After that, Toji had to admit that he did get a bit more greedy, making more frequent trips to the bookstore and flashing you a crooked smile when you would look for the bite sized version of him. “Just me,” he’d laugh, hoping that crimson wasn’t painting his cheeks.

When people say expect the unexpected you always thought it was referring to something completely drastic, like seeing actual pigs fly or winning the lottery. Not seeing this big, burly man scratching the back of his neck and blushing while he waited for you to say something, but you couldn’t complain. You simply smiled at him and said, “Well you can read at a higher level than Megumi, right? Let me show you some other books.”

As the weeks went by, Toji was spending more time (and money—but you did give him your employee discount out of the kindness of your shining heart) at the bookstore, whether or not he had Megumi with him. 

“I put something else in the bag.” A cheeky smile that he couldn’t quite decipher was on your face as you pushed his purchase toward him.

He thanked you and was fighting every single urge not to pounce on the bag the moment he stepped out the door. The bit of self control he was able to maintain allowed him to wait until he got to the car, seeing a slip with your number scrawled on it right on top of the books he just bought.

He never felt nervous about making a phone call before that night, but every bit of tension eased from his body when your bright cadence filled his ears over the speaker.

Soon the two of you were texting good morning and good night here and there, the occasional how is your day going. It was far from that though. After a few weeks you were moving on to talking about new shipments of books, mentions of family, future plans. It became routine for both of you to talk on the phone nightly. Even if it was a day that he visited the bookstore, the true cherry on top of the cake was drifting off to sleep with the sound of your voice in his ears.

It only seemed natural for him to ask you out and make you his.

Being with Toji provides you with comfort and security not even money can buy. No one dares to cat call you with Toji by your side.

There’s something just so entertaining about seeing one of the people you adore the most making others cower in fear with just a simple glance, like having a big, vicious dog that growls at everyone in public but snuggles up to you in private.

And when it comes to snuggling, Toji is well versed in that department.

See, he doesn’t really believe in personal space; he can never be too close to you. 

If you’re washing dishes in the kitchen, his arms are wrapping around your waist, bending his head so it's resting in the crook of neck, sighing contentedly as he breathes in your scent.

Sitting on the couch? He’s scooching as close as possible next to you, entwining his fingers with yours, not even looking at whatever is on the television. He damn near crawled in your lap a few times, arguing that it was much more comfortable for him despite your legs screaming in protest.

He doesn’t even care if you’re in the shower, sitting on the toilet seat and waiting until you finish. His go to is usually getting in the shower with you, withstanding the boiling hot water you somehow consider an appropriate temperature. He had to build up his tolerance, feeling like his skin was going to melt off his body if he stayed there longer than five minutes. This would only make you laugh and say, “Toji, stop torturing yourself. I’ll be out soon.” He’d just grunt and give you that pouty face that makes you dab a kiss to his nose.

If you’re taking a bath, he used to drag a chair out from the dining room, but ended up buying a cozy bean bag just to make himself more comfortable and accompany you.

Much like a big dog though, Toji’s spatial awareness seems to be a bit... Lacking.

He doesn’t mean it, you know he doesn’t, but there are times when you swear he is trying to decimate you with the weight of his body.

Especially nights like tonight when he’s coming home late from work. 

Megumi already ate the dinner you made and has been fully entertained by a movie you watched together. Once you made sure he was snuggled in bed with his two favorite stuffed animals, the only thing left to do is wait for Toji to get home.

His job can be pretty unpredictable, leaving him coming home at late hours when the only thing he wants to do is be by your side, feeling the softness and the heat of your body while he closes his eyes and melds into you. 

His stomach is rumbling, screaming for sustenance. When he walks through the door he knows there’s going to be a plate of food already made for him, just waiting to be heated up, but eating is far from being the first thing on his mind. 

Instead he cracks open Megumi’s door first, a small smile forming on his face when he sees his little form tucked in, arms wrapped around those stuffed dogs while his chest gently rises and falls. He closes the door behind him, making the few steps to the bedroom that he shares with you.

It was obvious you tried your best to stay up and wait for him, indicative by the bedside lamp still being on and the book laying facedown on your lap. Though your thrown back head, the bit of drool leaking from the side of your mouth, and soft snores coming from your body shows your efforts were unfortunately in vain.

This just adds to the smile on his face, silently slinking back out of the room so he can eat and take a shower. You’re still blissfully asleep once he emerges from his shower. He carefully opens the dresser, opting for just a pair of boxer briefs.

He turns off the bedside light and carefully secures the place in your book with the bookmark you left next to you on the bed. 

Despite his attempts at being gentle, the bed always creaks beneath his weight when he gets on it. The sound isn’t quite enough to wake you, only stirring a bit in your sleep.

With himself securely in the bed he moves in closer calling your name gently. Still, you only stir, murmuring out something unintelligible while your head turns to the side slightly.

He takes the opportunity to lay his head on your chest, listening to the soft beating of your heart while his fingers are drumming lightly against your stomach. The feeling always makes him melt, indulging in every pliant dip and curve of your body, the velvety texture of your skin such a contrast to the calluses and roughness of his own. 

It isn’t long before his hands are exploring, moving down to caress the swell of your hips and making their way back up to feel the dip in your waist. All the while his head stays on your chest, as if his skull is a sword that will do anything imaginable to defend your heart.

He stays like this for a while, the thumping of your heart serving as his own personal white noise, the sensation of your skin beneath his touch alleviating all the stress of work.

“Mmm,” you groan, slowly opening your eyes only to be greeted by darkness and consumed by heat. “Toji.”

At the sound of your voice he slowly opens his eyes, immediately pulling you closer to him and panting a slew of kisses on your cheek. “You were sleeping when I got in,” he murmurs against your cheek, plopping another kiss there. “Didn’t want to wake you up.”

You’re not sure what time you fell asleep, but tap the screen on your phone, squinting at the harshness of its brightness. It’s a bit past four in the morning now, rain beating down gently against the windows.

“Like you’ve cared about waking me up before,” you laugh gently, playfully rolling over to escape both his hold and the slobbery kisses he insists on planting on you.

“Come here.” A fit of giggles leaves your lips as you continue rolling over, just out of reach every time he tries to wrap his arm around you again. He lets you have it for a few more moments, letting you tire yourself until you’re completely breathless with laughter. Like a tiger waiting to strike he ambushes you, caging your body between his arms and letting his weight settle on top of you.

“Toji!” You try your best to contain your squeal knowing Megumi is sleeping just beyond the thin walls.

“What?” His voice is muffled as his head takes refuge in the crook of your neck, his lips pressing softly against the sensitive skin there. He feels your pulse quicken every time his lips brush against your skin. “I missed you.” 

No matter how many jokes you make about canceling his gym membership or making sure he never has another protein shake again you wouldn’t trade the feeling of this for anything. One hand rubs small circles into his back while the other snakes around to the nape of his neck. He nuzzles further into your neck, humming with satisfaction when your fingers thread through hair and delicately massage his scalp.

“I missed you, too.” He doesn’t say anything, but you feel the curve of his lips against your neck as his arms maneuver beneath you, cradling your body tight.  

The warmth of his embrace quickly lulls you back into a state of unconsciousness, only willing for the serenity to end when you wake up, ready to appreciate him with bright eyes, marking another day together.

#jjk x reader #jjk x you #jjk x y/n #toji x reader #toji x you #toji x y/n #toji fushigro x reader #toji fushiguro #toji fushiguro x you #toji fushiguro x reader #toji fushiguro smut #jujutsu kaisen x you #jujutsu kaisen x reader #toji fluff #jjk fluff #domestic fluff #ebs writes

[nkogneatho]

In light of the recent ask: Toji is soft for you. No, he wouldn't leave you with the kid. Yes, he would marry you.

So my question is: what was his proposal like?

omg omg i love this question. i never want a marriage irl but if it's toji then i am ready hehe

look i like grand gestures. sure they are so lovely and lustrous. but as someone who understands emotion on another level, i think anything done or made by own hand and efforts, even the simplest, is true love. but toji always thought i liked a grand party. i did tbh whenever we went at our enemy's big event as spies or assassins, i was always struck by the decor and the money. toji didn't miss the sparkle and awe in my eyes.

it was sunday. it is also my relaxing day but toji had just sent a message saying we have work. i was working whole week. planning strategies was a hard job but i had nothing else to do plus i thought i'd buy myself those boots i have my eyes on with the money. he told me to dress nicely telling me it was another rich people's gala we need to attend.

two hours later when i reached the location he has sent me in, i was thinking if i was lost. he told me it was an open ground but i was in front of a planetarium. i was talking in call with him and he told me to go inside. i did. when i walked in, there was no receptionist or manager at the counter so i thought something serious had happened here. i balled up my long ass gown and ran down the theatre.

pitch black

well. atleast in the start. two seconds later there was a cosmos on all four side. the dome was a universe. well...led screen but it looked so beautiful, i was pulled by the euphoric feeling. there was a supernova in a corner and a nebula. i loved them so much. i love astronomy.

"you see that darling?" a raspy voice whispered from behind. "that's what you're made of. a star"

i turned around in confusion and opened my mouth to ask the million questions i had but he didn't let me.

"did you know all my life i thought stars were fake. the way people portray them in drawings, the way we see it twinkle. it's not a star. it's merely a ball of god knows what refracting on earth that we mistake it for shining."

"toji— what are you trying to say?"

"that i thought stars are fake...until i found one. found you. you actually fucking shine. you brighten up this mess of my life. your eyes they...they twinkle whenever you get excited."

"what did you drink?? i still don't know where's this conversation go—wha—" i saw him goin on one knee.

"i know i am not the greatest person or even the best you could do. but you're the first person to make my heart beat so fast, it feels like it might explode. you're the only person who has managed to make me do my own laundry. you're my entire fucking universe, forget world. my existence only matters if i am by your side. i don't ever wanna wake up without you next to me ever again. so pasi...will you wake up next to me as my wife for the rest of our lives??"

at this point i have snot running down my nose because what the heck WHERE DID HE LEARN THISE ROMANTIC WORDS??

"only if you promise to let me sleep on the left side," i chuckle while i am crying. "i love you so much. make me yours, toji" he slid the ring hehe and happy ending

(next day the bill arrived and the planetarium thing cost a lot😭😭 but he managed it)

#WOW THIS BECAME A FIC EHAT THE HECK??? #desi♡ #soulmoots.°•♡ #°🖇᭡ “ tojisi ”

[bleubrri]

ship your moots !

everyone who’s not here is shipped w me and gets apology head<3

@discordkittenjoestar resident old man fucker, you get all might. who is not old but he thinks that he is so you’re always reassuring him (you’ll still think he’s sexc when you’re both old & grey<3)

@ghxstic nymph n gyutaro?? they’ve been together like.. forever. attached at the hip and people get freaked out when you’re not together. outta pocket bf vibes.. he’d say some shit like babe can i fuck ur tits later🥺 n you’re just like okai :D

@luvkun4 all you bitches wish you had what madi n suga have. prom king + queen. angel couple. do the kinda cutesy stuff that make you affectionately want to die😁 they live on another plane of existence that we all aspire for yet can never come close to.

@okhotel me + toji!!! it’s like.. a harem situation😋 but we have wednesday date night and sunday brunch without him (he got blackout drunk at 11am bc he wanted to ‘get his moneys worth’ like sir..?)

@poohbea now i’m all for the pooh x baji agenda but imma say geto. bc that is the hottest couple you’ve ever seen like let’s be serious. i have pics of them on my life goals pinterest board. the embodiment of scientist gf x english lit bf *dreamy sigh*

@oxygenstarrved reiner n peri 4eva!!! the best couple for double dates bc they’re sm fun<3 n they’re the best hosts!!! the holidays are a dream at theirs (reiner does all the cooking while peris on da ‘puter🤭)

@arlertwitch DUH armin. i feel like y’all have the cutest decor?? like so many cool trinkets and souvenirs bc you’re always travelling. matching cat sweaters in multiple colours me thinks

@sinssoul mr jaeger!!! bc that boy need keepin in check and you stronger than me🫡 a v sensual couple. also the best to smoke with. yall needa get back to me and jean about that 4some too bc..

@wh0reforlevi ohhh my lil monsterfucker imma give you true form sukuna and muzan bc i couldn’t decide and also i feel like spooky szn was really made for you so there’s a bonus. you’d fuck these literal demons not giving a shit if you get shredded and i love that

@emomanswhore lorelei n kento SCREAMS loves of my life omgosh. pls just open a bakery or a fucking malaysian tiki bar or something i’m begging you i just need y’all both to be wholesome and happy forever sobs. soft life!!!

@bitchkay imma go w mikasa bc it’s giving og brat tamer + mega brat🚶🏾like you a menace to society n she’d just be like you gonna be a good boy for me? KSJDH in public too just to shut you up n watch you squirm😗

@obitohno omgosh you’re hanmas lil princess >///< he’s so soft around you callin you angel face, baby love, as if he isn’t washing blood off of his knuckles rn :( someone looks at you funny and you never see them again but don’t even worry about it just kiss him!!!

@soaringmirror medea, my heart, you truly understand that jean is the perfect man!!! you’re his muse, his one and only, his sun and stars!!! beautiful souls i bestow a kiss upon you both🫶

@xttxck i been seeing a lot of rory x connie which while i thoroughly endorse it’s also INCORRECT bc the answers @arlertwitch okay ik soulmates when i see them don’t play w me

@honeylmnade baby bertl!!! you finish eachothers sentences (when you’re not fumbling for words bc of how infatuated you are). the sweetest of da sweet i just wanna pinch ur cheeks and put yall in my pocket sobsob

#[⚡️] — moots ! #GAH i hope i did ok #🧍🏾 #i lub yew all ! smeck smeck smeck

[quirklessidiot]

title : cigarettes and parfaits [1] pairing : older!nanami kento x younger!reader [13 year age gap, ft toji fushiguro] Genre: romance, fluff, super duper mild angst, slice of life, josei, bad comedy, strangers to lovers au

Summary: you’re pretty sure you’d remember marrying a man 13 years older than you, right?

Warnings: alcohol, smoking, very,very mild smut, y/n making stupid decisions, everyones a human-au so yeh non-canon stuff and everyone’s happy (periODT BECAUSE NANAMI DESERVES HAPPINESS)

Notes: after repeatedly giving you jjk angst, i have been very happy to announce that i am able to write something fluffy now. Yay! (Anyways this is based on the manga sesame salt and pudding, yall better read that. It’s just *chefs kiss*) also this may or may not be written ebcause of the amount of smoll nanami content i’m seeing around this site hmPH 

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The sound of your alarm blared at the crack of dawn, making you immediately jerk up in an unfashionable manner, you shouldn’t drink on Sunday nights. Good lord,  why did you even do that?-

Your thoughts are cut short though when you feel something, better yet, someone, next to you. It’s dark but you could definitely tell that whoever this stranger is, had settled himself quite comfortably by your side. You blink once then twice then slowly reached out to switch your lamp open to get a good look on who was next to you.

Thankfully, you’re still in your clothes from last night.

Also, who the fuck is this?

Your brows are furrowed together as you try to remember who this person was. Blonde hair and jaw so sharp that it could probably cut the vegetables on your kitchen counter, some fine lines littered his face as he wrinkled his forehead in his sleep.

The tie on his neck is loose as you slowly peered to observe him even more and for some odd reason that made your ears turn bright red as you check out his rather lean figure (he wasn’t overly muscular, he was just right)

“Oh shit.” You mumbled, snapping out of your daze, you had to focus! This was a stranger for crying out loud, “Who the-”

Before you could even say anything more, his eyes shot open and you’re greeted by chocolate brown eyes. You try to stutter out a reply, clearly in your frazzled state the only thing you could let out was, “What the fuck?”

“Oh, you’re awake.” his voice was deep and quite raspy, and daresay, it suited his rather sharp appearance.

Was this stranger awake this whole time that you were gawking at him under the dim light? Your ears turn even a brighter shade of pink. Was it just the heater or was this room getting hotter than it should be?

Yet despite your flustered state though, he thankfully remains oblivious, “Are you feeling any better?” he asks.

Despite his bland facial expression, there was a certain warmth in his tone and that made your heart beat quicken. It wasn’t everyday that you’d wake up to find a good looking older gentleman next to you after all, “I’m good…” You shyly replied, the confidence you had moments ago while you were cursing him was gone when you heard his soft tone, “I- sorry but who are you? What happened?”

He stares at you for a moment and purses his lips, “Nanami Kento.” he introduces himself briefly. From the likes of it, he seemed like a professional, “To be honest, I don’t have much recollection from last night due to the alcohol. When I woke up a few moments ago, you wouldn’t let go and I had no choice but to lay there and wait for you to wake up.”

You paled just a bit at his explanation and turned bright red right after, how embarrassing! Not only did you just embarrass yourself in front of this older gentleman awhile ago, you did something so unlike you last night! Thank god this ojisan was a lot more calmer than you. He didn’t even look that perplexed or annoyed by your state at all.

He runs his hands through his soft blonde hair after and lets out a low groan.

“D-Does your head hurt, Nanami-san?”

“Yes.”

“I-would you-” you tried to stammer a few words out yet you're immediately cut off by his phone ringing.

Right, boundaries. You shouldn’t overstep them since you already did so much last night to disturb him despite you two being so out of it. You watch him as he answers his cell phone in a quick and suave manner, all traces of hungover gone, “Nanami speaking.” He greets as soon as he answers the call, “I understand. Please try to help them out and I apologize for the inconvenience.”

He ends the call and stands up, tightening his tie. Despite him spending the night here, he still looked orderly and it’s so unfair because right now, you knew you looked like absolute shit with the alcohol and booze in your system.

“I have to take my leave now. I apologize for intruding.” he bows down formally.

You’re pretty sure you were the one who intruded, his actions makes you immediately stand up despite the throbbing headache which was definitely a wrong move because the moment you did, you felt your legs giving out.

Great.

“I-sorry, I would bow…” You tried to stammer out an apology, ears bright red once again, just how much could you embarrass yourself in front of this gentleman?  “Sorry for the intrusion too Nanami-san.”

He leaves without saying anything much to your relief and as soon as you hear your front door close, you scream right at the pillow.

“Stupid, stupid, stupid!” You muffled at the pillow.

Thank God you wouldn’t be seeing him ever again!

“L/N-sensei.”

You turn to find Maki and Megumi standing there, they were members of a rather elite family in Tokyo, Most often you avoided bumping shoulders with Megumi’s father since he was, well, quite a tease and although you do admit that Toji Zen’in is a very good-looking and fine man from a very good background, you couldn’t look past the fact that you taught his kids mathematics and there was a good fifteen year age gap between you two, “Hi there.” A warm smile dances on your lips, “Is this about the earlier math problem again?”

The question was directed to Maki, Megumi wasn’t one to ask questions about his lessons since he wasn’t fond of academics.

“Actually, it isn’t. Toji-ojisan says you should come to his birthday.” Maki shrugged, “He says his 40th birthday wouldn’t be complete if you weren’t there.”

Ah, that’s why Megumi didn’t want to go alone. The young boy’s cheeks are painted pink, clearly embarrassed by his father’s antics, “Ah,” You laughed, trying to play it cool. Despite his father’s relentless teasing, he had never made you feel uncomfortable. If he hadn’t been asking you out a few times, you’d consider him a friend, “Your otosan does love to joke around a lot doesn’t he, Megumi-kun?”

“I could deck him for you if you’d like, sensei. I swear that old man needs to realize that you’re way too young and good for him.” He mumbles the last part, clearly annoyed.

“Oh have you gotten married, L/N-sensei?” Maki cuts her younger cousin off suddenly, clearly surprised, “I thought you never had a boyfriend..or girlfriend...or a lover…”

“I- excuse me?” You sweatdrop, “Married, where?”

“Am I mistaken? You have a silver band on your ring finger at your left hand.” Maki points out, “Congrats sensei! It seems like Toji-ojisan won’t be bothering you anymore!”

You were too much in a frazzled state this morning that you hadn’t even noticed the ring band on your finger. You weren’t married, heck, you haven’t dated since college but where in the hell did you get this ring?

“L/N-san?” You’re snapped back to reality by a coworker, “We have two new enrollees, would you mind handling them since they’ll be added to your section?”

“Right,” You smile, “That’s my cue to leave. I’ll get going now. Enjoy your snack time.”

Before Maki could say anything more about the silverband on your ring finger, you scurried away to the faculty room, shaking that weird feeling off since you had to get back to work. 

Job first, ring later.

As you went in, two abnormally bleached pink hair stood out and you could immediately tell that they were going to be the new kids that you’d be teaching. You walk closer, realizing how much they looked alike despite the markings on the other.

“Hi, Good morning.” You greeted kindly, “You must be the new kids.”

“Ah,” the one with tattoo markings on his face gloated, “Aren’t you too bright?”

“Sukuna, shut up.” his twin frowned, “Sorry Sensei, My brother isn’t feeling so well since our ojisan had told us off before going to school.”

It seemed like the other twin would be a handful, nevertheless, you were still going to be his teacher so you let out a small smile, “It’s fine.” You waved off, “We all have bad days, don’t we? I’m L/N-sensei and I’ll be your homeroom and math teacher.”

“Hai.” The one without tattoos replied, enthusiasm leaking on his tone, “Itadori Yuuji and this is Itadori Sukuna, please take care of us.”

You watch Yuuji force his twin to bow down to show a sign of respect. For a high schooler, Sukuna and Yuuji’s parents seemed so lax, bleached hair and tattoos? That was definitely a first one on your list. You take a look at the data they passed and a small frown settles on your lips, it seemed like you had to take back the words you said earlier.

Both their parents had died a few years ago.

You cleared your throat and tried to put on the smile and enthusiasm from earlier, “I’ll be sure to introduce you to the class right after break and since it’s your first day I’ll be lax but please try not to go in late again.”

Yuuji’s grin remains the same as he agrees enthusiastically while Sukuna still looks mildly uninterested, something that you realize oh-so quickly that you’ll have to get used to.

After introducing the twins to the class, you settle on your desk at the faculty and peer at the ring on your finger. The only conclusion you could come up with was that this was from the older gentleman from the night before but why would he even give you a ring?

It didn’t even look cheap and it was surprisingly just your size, meaning it was definitely for you.

You inwardly let out a groan as you placed your hand on top of your eyes. God, you definitely needed to lay off the alcohol next time. You feel the phone in your pocket start to ring, peerlessly glancing at the unknown number. People really need to lay off the scam calls.

“Hello, I’m sorry I’m not-”

“Yo-ho, is this Y/N-chan?” The voice on the other line is so unfamiliar yet familiar at the same time.

“Uh, who is this?”

“Is your husband with you?” the voice sounds so playful and teasing that you almost ignore what he had just said earlier.

“E-Excuse me?” You sputtered out, cheeks turning red, “I don’t have a husband.”

“Huh…” the playful voice switches to disappointment, “Don’t tell me you forgot what happened with us last night, L/N-chan.”

You feel something bubbling on your stomach, oh no, this definitely didn’t sound good!

“I- wait, what? who are you? What do you mean? what happened?” countless of questions started to pile up in your head and out of your mouth, panic immediately engulfing you because for a prank call this guy sounded way too legit, confirming your irresponsibility the night before. 

“Silly Y/N-chan. How could you ever forget me? I’m such an important person! I’m Gojo Satoru, your witness from your wedding!” 

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[touyaz]

Hello!!! I hope you're having a good Sunday!!

It's okay! Pls that ask I sent was so long, lmfao I just can't shutup when it comes to Gojou, he's always on my mind 😔

Please I agree 1000000% on that! He really needs to know like literally everything about you, your entire life story, all the things that make you happy and sad and angry and uncomfortable - he wants it all! But! These things are for him only! No one else can know you the way he knows you, and please if he finds out you're keeping him out of the loop on even the most inconsequential thing - he will get very pouty and upset. This man needs to know all the inside jokes too. But you know I don't ever think he would push you to the point of making you like uncomfortable? But also I think Gojou just has this presence? or like aura? idk just something about him will make you wanna give in and divulge in all your secrets and thoughts to him. Also in the bedroom I think he would be very like possessive in the sense that you are mine but also like no one else should ever get to see you like this, it's a sight only reserved for him....I want him so bad pls wtf

Omg yes! If I draw/write something about it, I will definitely tag you!!! Please feral Gojou makes me FEEL so many things, but him being feral over you, GOD IM GONNA GO INSANE!!! Honestly, rip to anyone who tries to help you, Gojou will come for their life

LMFAO pls om dying at the 'just a lil toxic for turning to sex to get your mind off of things/stop you from arguing when he's late or has to cancel plans' wokspapa he really would do that!! A meanie!! A menace!! Owjospw okay but also I think Gojou while lavishing you in gorgeous, expensive gifts, he would always make them heartfelt in a way? Like its not just him randomly or carelessly throwing money to makeup to you, like he really does want to show that he cares for you!!

Yes! I posted the hcs! It's on my masterlist, but here is the link! Loll hopefully it works! - https://ame-791.tumblr.com/post/666773871397076992/cw-none-its-mostly-fluff-smacks-post-this

Would love to hear your thoughts on this!!!

Please him calling himself your guardian angel...pls I will sob. Okay but I can also see him calling himself your shining knight in armor loll aiwlpqoqoql

Pls I'm glad you agree..this man is very annoying, but he is very thoughtful and intelligent 🥺😭 Omg yes! That's a hc of mine that like his house is just like a resting place, but then you come in and transform it into a home, and hes very thankful for that. Yes! Like he loves that you depend on him, it just soothes this itch that's deep in his heart, but he likes to know that you will be okay without him! Pls I'm plagued with the thoughts of gardener Gojou, if you ever make a fic or anything out it, please tag me!!!

Yes! I don't think he gives out unnecessary praise all the time especially when you guys first start going out, I think a small reason for it could that it makes him feel vulnerable, and like let's you know how much power you have over him. But it's kinda funny cuz he will tease you and like call you the corniest nicknames and stuff, like pls sir get a hold of yourself. But! I agree! That when he does give out praise, it's always very genuine and loving and affectionate. Hes the type to whisper a soft I love you only after he thinks you have fallen asleep. But! I think his praise would spill out more, if you're like sick or something?? Omg! Pls I'm so obsessed with the thought of sending voice messages with Gojou, like it just makes me so soft, imagining him softly smiling as he listens to your voice telling him about your day or wishing him luck on his mission or just like I love you! Pls I'm gonna sob, I'm so soft for this man 🥺😭💖

Gege please give him a happy ending or I'm coming to Japan to start a riot ♡

Omg!! Yeah!!!!!! Please I remember I made a post about how I headcanon Toji as a very soft dom! And it got like 2 likes lmfao Please I really don't think he would be into degradation and stuff, I also don't think he would have a daddy kink but soakoaqpl

Please I'm the process of writing a sleeping beauty au with Toji because I guess I'll have to write soft Toji myself!!!

Anyways! Sorry for another essay length ask, I just cant seem to shut up about these men, save me 😔

- @ame-791

Ame!!! Hope you’ve had a great week also <3 once again I'm terribly sorry for replying so late <///3 The gojou brainrot is perpetual, he doesn’t deserve all this attention </3

YES EXACTLY. He cannot stand not knowing everything there is to know about you. Learning something new about you is like a little treat to him - there’s just no such thing as secrecy from him. He’ll find out one way or another </3 But yes! I think he’s definitely aware of when he can be pushy for answers, or when he should take a step back because he’ll get you to come around some other time. && yeah he just has this…….. simultaneously off-putting yet trustworthy presence? Like there’s something about him, that little glint in his eye that shines too sharply, that makes you think twice about giving in to him, but before the day’s end, he’ll have you spilling whatever he’s asked for. POSSESSIVE IN THE BED YESSSS okay tw exhibitionism kind of but i rly like the idea of him renting out (he’s rich he could probably buy it just to use it for this purpose) a penthouse. You’ll be on the highest floor & he’ll fuck you against the window, making you look down on all those people like you two are some superior power couple ‘none of those pathetic bastards down there could ever have you like this. They can look all they fuckin’ want but this - all of you - is just for me, got that? You’re mine. Only mine.’ type beat yknow?? The windows are def those one-way ones, so you can see out but ppl below cant see in bc there’s no way he’s /actually/ letting someone else look at you like that.

Jjk spoilers kinda!!! Pls i literally cannot wait for the day they animate his fight w touji i just know its gonna be insaneeeeee. The animation style is so pretty i just,,, God i’m praying that they capture the power drunk essence of that moment well. FR THO!!! He’s completely unrivalled and he knows it. No one’s stupid enough to get in his way and if they are he’ll make them regret that ;p

ksajdh he’s just like,,, ‘baby i know you’re mad and i know we need to talk about this, but i havent seen you in so long, let me eat you out and you can scream at me later okay? Okay.’ bc he has so little free time, he doesn’t wanna waste it arguing w you </3 HE WOULDDD! Sometimes i think he’ll buy something glamorous and expensive so you can show off a little (esp for when u two can go on dates together) but he is thoughtful w his gifts! v good at remembering things you’d mentioned off-handedly or he thinks you’d look cute in etc :((

oooo i will def read it when i have the change and lyk!! I got your follow-up but this link works!!

YEAAAAAAAAH hes so cringe i love him. Gojou u r the court’s jester that is all.

Pls the house -> home transition gets me GOING it’s so wholesome. He like,, he knows that people need/ depend him, but thats like on a v base level? They don’t need /him/ they just need someone strong - but you, you want /him/ for who he is, and that feeling of being wanted turns him to mush :( but yeah he’d be so bummed w someone that relies on him constantly bc he just,, cant give them that no matter how much he’d like to :(

AA if i ever write it i will !! but honestly im like. So scared of writing for gojou bc he’s one of my favourite characters and i just would Hate to not get the characterisation perfect for him lmaoo. I barely read fics for him bc i’m so picky abt his characterisation & when i do read for him i have to like heavily dissociate otherwise i will spend the entire time mentally correcting everything little thing i disagree with kadjhdskj

daksjhd no literally he’s like ‘i want to see /you/ vulnerable, but me? Never ever, i’m not that weak’ shut up and praise me gojou </3 omg and (i’m self projecting here lmaoo) but if he finds out you have a praise kink he’s holding that over your head and making you work for the tiniest CRUMB of praise. Ughh head empty of everything except him saying hmm, there’s my good girl/boy~ when you finally cave in <//3 LITERALLY PAINFUL BEING W THIS MAN <///3 also yes omg gives u a lil forehead kiss, says i love you, then like the creep he is he’ll watch you sleep for as long as possible 😭

omg…. Omg omg omg doting bf gojou who teases you for getting yourself sick and coos in that sickeningly sweet voice of his when you cough and grumble about him being annoying. ‘That’s no way to talk to your saviour, is it? Guess i’ll just take all this soup and chocolate to someone who’ll appreciate me :(‘ asjkdh literally such a freak bc you’ll go into a coughing fit and he’ll pat your back or wtv, but he’ll get this stupid little (MASSIVE) grin on your face as he does so bc he lowkey (highkey) loves you relying on his help <///3 UGH AND YES!!! He saves all your voice notes, he’s so fucking obsessed he’s probably made a playlist full of all of them LMAO

NO BC LITERALLY if my faves are not smiling and happy by the end of it i’m going to commit murder

kdajshd PLS LMAOOO you’re so right tho, he’s a soft dom, no one can change my mind. I think he might do things like degradation but its like,, only to keep up that cold, ruthless facade of his. When he drops the mask and is actually vulnerable, he’s such a service dom, doing the mostest all for your pleasure. And yea no fr, i’m like bleh abt daddy kinks but idk i think it’d remind him of his family and he’d hate it akjdhs again, it’s smth that fits that mean guy persona of his, and sometimes he can tune it out bc he probably gets used to hearing it, but other times he’ll turn the other person fdau so he doesnt have to hear them lmfaooooo

AAAA do not apologise for that at all !!! i have sm fun talking abt all this with you!!! I cannot save you if im also drowning </3

#someone shut us both up LMAOO talking abt this stinky man for weeks now i hate him so muchhh #ask #ame 🌷 #/gojousatoru

[lovenona]

pst been a while since i contributed to sts but -

toji shopping with u and looking a lil baby shoes that look like big shoes shrunken down. not outright saying they're cute or anything like that but just holding a little sneaker in his hand for a while before putting it back ;;

he’s been looking at the doc martens for a considerably long time.

he won’t say anything about it – neither will you or the salesperson or the pregnant mom who’d like to take a look at them – but he’s been cradling the baby boot in his hand for upwards of fifteen minutes. it’s just so goddamn small in his hands, like a little butterfly in his palm. who the fuck makes boots this tiny? what foolish parent would even spend that much on a designer shoe their baby will grow out of in weeks?

(he would. he would do it. would buy it without question and tell everyone else to shut the fuck up about it.) 

what about converse, laces that would barely make it around his wrist? for fuck’s sake, he saw itadori jin wearing the adult version of those adidas just the other day. it’s silly. it’s lame. a baby doesn’t need big-shoes-turned small. a baby shouldn’t even be this fucking little. 

he puts the boot back down. he takes a picture – just one – and saves it to his phone.

#happy soft toji sunday #fushiguro.toji #<3

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[lovenona]

Oh my goodness, do the Fushiguros host any holiday parties? Or does that title belong to the Itadoris

you’d be lucky to get toji to host anything besides a lazy summer barbecue – it’s not just that he hates decorating and planning things (although certainly not something he loves), but also that he wants to be able to go home whenever he pleases. the thing about hosting parties is that toji can’t put on his pajamas to sit on the couch and watch sports whenever he’s tired of socializing with people. he’ll mingle for a few hours, sure, but there comes a point when he wishes all the guests would disappear and get out of his house before he threatens to make them. 

so holiday parties – the big, glamorous, overly decorated parties – those go to the itadoris, and toji doesn’t even care about it. he drinks all of the beer in itadori jin’s carefully curated cooler and even monitors the ham in the oven. he’ll loudly ask how long did it even take to put these decorations up, jin, with the teasing grin of sucks that you’ll have to take these down, too. he’s paid in alcohol to dress up as the gruffest santa claus who ever lived and tells yuuji and megumi and tsumiki that they’ll all get coal for christmas if they keep hanging onto his legs. 

he doesn’t mind any of it, really, because at 11pm when he’s tired of being the world’s most sardonic santa, all he has to do is walk back across the street to his blissfully empty house. 

#happy soft toji sunday #fushiguro.toji #<3

[lovenona]

Oooooooo I got one for sts! Toji and his beloved buying and moving into a house for the first time!

toji insisted that he didn’t care too much about whatever house you wanted to buy. as a man who had lived most of his life in a one-bedroom apartment with a foldable lawn chair and a case of beer, it didn’t seem very important to him if the kitchen had an island or if the patio had enough room for a dining set. 

what does it matter? he said. i'd live in a cave. it’s what you want. 

so why, pray tell, is he now standing in the half-empty living room agonizing over the placement of his brand-new armchair? does he want it by the window? the fireplace? where’s the tv going to go? what if he puts everything in the wrong spot and watching sports becomes an absolute chore? and, oh god, he doesn’t have any paintings for his Man Cave. and the cabinets in the kitchen are awful, even he could remodel them–

toji dismisses the movers. he could never trust them on a project like this, not when the house is perfect but not perfect enough. he’s on his way to the hardware store before anyone can blink twice about it. if you’d managed to ask, he might have said i could do a better job than this shit. 

#happy soft toji sunday #fushiguro.toji #<3

[lovenona]

Happy sts!! Thinking of megumi bringing his parents for introduce your parents day at school (idk what theyre called srry)

“this is my dad,” megumi, 7, states plainly. “he used to kill people.”  “no i didn’t,” toji says, biting back a few swear words and sighing with deep, unrelenting exasperation. he feels a classroom full of children’s eyes on him and wants to die a little. “megumi, i’m a firefighter.” 

“he rides a cool motorcycle with no helmet,” megumi continues, either unaware of his father’s complaints or entirely dismissive of them. “my mom says that’s dangerous, but it looks very cool.” 

now toji feels the teacher’s gaze burning a hole into the side of his head. clenching his jaw and forcing a smile, he interrupts to lie responsibly, “megumi, of course i wear a helmet–” 

“he also has a giant pet snake we keep in the backyard.” megumi nods solemnly. “he got it when he used to kill people.” 

“megumi, for the fifth time, i am a firefighter–” 

“why did you kill people?” a girl with glasses in the third row raises her hand. “are you an assassin?”

“no,” toji repeats. “i never did that.” he looks sternly at megumi, who simply does not care. 

“are you like a bounty hunter?” some boy asks from the back of the room. 

“i'm a firefighter,” toji repeats, but it doesn’t matter: every kid and their dog starts berating him with questions about a career he insists did not happen, and the teacher is adding him to a running list of Worst Parents Alive, and toji decides he will never go to Meet the Parent Day again. 

(he does. with tsumiki. next year.) 

#happy soft toji sunday #fushiguro.toji #<3

[lovenona]

For stsundaaaaaaay. What will the Fushiguros do for toji's birthday? Are they capable of surprising him?

“shhh.” toji hears megumi’s voice from down the hall. “he’s home. everybody be quiet!” 

toji stifles a grin. he’d be lying if he said he hadn’t seen it coming – megumi’s and tsumiki’s fervent glances his way all week, the ingredients to his favorite dinner piling up in the kitchen, the way conversations would cease or suspiciously change direction whenever he walked into the room.

it happened like this every year. tsumiki and megumi would be adamant on finally surprising him, picking out every gift (usually new tools, a flannel, a big piece of meat, an obnoxious mug, a video game) with painstaking concentration while you merely stood by and cooked up the birthday meal. but the problem with two kids planning a surprise party was that they could never be very secretive about it: toji could usually tell by their weird behavior they were planning something. or by the way yuuji would sometimes ask him when the surprise birthday party was. or by the way you double checked with him whether he had any other ideas he wanted to do. 

but today, just like every year, toji pretends he doesn’t know anything. when he walks into the kitchen, he acts shocked to see it all, completely impressed and so blown away that everyone remembered his birthday and managed to keep it under wraps. and with the way tsumiki and megumi grin like they’ve won a nobel prize, toji thinks it’s worth it. 

#happy soft toji sunday #fushiguro.toji #<3

[lovenona]

Aahhhh okay I must admit Toji is not one that usually crosses my mind but I’m very intrigued by soft Toji 👀

Does he prefer lazy days around the house, maybe just doing a couple little tasks here and there but otherwise relaxing?

Or does he plan an outing for the family to the water park or museum, something they can all enjoy together and make some memories?

toji’s natural state of being is resting – napping, sitting, f*cking, and/or vibing are just a few of toji’s favorite activities. if left to his own devices, he would probably spend most of the day on the porch with a well-chosen beer, thinking about the yard work he’d like to do or the car he wants to fix for about three hours before he finally gathers the courage to do it. he’s that guy who loves to sit out and look at the grill, or hit up the gym before he sits quietly for four hours, or lie in bed all day and make you cuddle there too. 

however, a lot of those hobbies change after toji has kids. yeah, he still cherishes his Sunday Afternoon Sitting Time, but he’s also on a mission to give his kids the ideal childhood experience his family never afforded him. thus begins toji’s great (and questionable) weekend family outings: they’ll be at the park, where tsumiki climbs a tree and refuses to come down, or at the science museum, where megumi is scared of the bug exhibits but loves the gift shop. a favorite of toji’s is the aquarium so that he can show megumi the sharks and tsumiki can stare at jellyfish before everyone goes to touch a stingray.

he’ll do almost any activity that sounds like it could be entertaining. toji loses his kids at the amusement park, megumi cries at the movie theater, and tsumiki wants to join the horses at the petting zoo. and while he sometimes misses being able to sit and do nothing all day, toji figures that the copious amounts of embarrassing photos in the family photo album will make up for it.

#happy soft toji sunday #fushiguro.toji #<3

[lovenona]

For sts, there's no way anyone from Toji's past would find him now, right? He's been so careful, and he enjoys the life he has now with his beloved and children. But, would the anxiety still be in the back of his mind?

What if, y'know?

toji is a careful man. he adopted the fushiguro name; he never shared his new address; he destroyed his phone and threw the pieces into the river and bought a new one just so no one from the past could ever call him. if someone from the old days wanted to find fushiguro toji, they’d have to look hard – and no one would ever even begin to suspect that he’d be the lame guy at the park with his children. 

but toji worries. years later, he still tenses at the grocery store when he catches a glimpse of someone who looks like his old employer. when little megumi and tsumiki run too far away from him on the family walks, he gets antsy that someone will snatch them up to use them as collateral against him. and, god, if you go out with your friends and don’t text him for a few hours, a small part of him starts to wonder if you’ll ever come home at all. 

nothing usually does come from these worries: the kids are fine, it’s not the same guy, you call him about ten minutes later and drunkenly tell him you’re ready to come home and cuddle. toji goes to the summer picnics and picks his kids up from school like nothing bad has ever happened to him. but on late nights, still, he might wake up in a cold sweat from a nightmare where everything collapsed around him. 

#happy soft toji sunday #fushiguro.toji #<3

[lovenona]

For sts. How would the Fushiguros handle Megumi or Tsumiki cursing for the first time?

"fuck!” calls megumi. “fuck!” 

his little voice echoes throughout the house, bouncing sharply off the walls, followed by tsumiki’s cackling laughter and another solid “fuck!”

“what are you doing?” toji asks, leaning in the doorway, having followed the chorus of fucks and maniacal giggling all the way from he bedroom to the living room. unsurprisingly, he finds megumi and tsumiki, 6 and 7, quaking on the floor while they swear back and forth to each other. 

“fuck,” tsumiki laughs, to which megumi responds, “fuck!” 

“you’re not allowed to say that word,” toji chides. “stop it.” 

“no!” megumi dismisses his father with a wave of one tiny hand. “fuck!”

“you say it all the time,” tsumiki points out with too much wisdom for her youthful age. “especially when you’re mad.” she’s smiling that terrifying elementary school smile, the one that says that no adult will ever best her and that she will never lose. toji nearly rolls his eyes back into his skull because, despite his every desire to deny her, he’s well aware of the fact that he probably caused whatever fuck party this is. 

“well,” toji says after a beat, “it’s illegal for kids to say it. if you don’t stop the swear monster is going to come and eat you.” 

“monster?” megumi subconsciously reaches for one of his dog plushies. he looks worriedly at tsumiki, who stares boldly back at her father.

“yeah,” toji says solemnly. “i even have him on speed dial.” he steps into the room and raises his arms with a playful grin. “but that’s if i don’t get you first.” 

#happy soft toji sunday #fushiguro.toji #<3