Don’t worry Niff…. we ALL wanna touch the tail. (Also I HC that Niffty gets carried in one of those dog life jackets with a handle when she’s acting up😭)
Alastor- “Does His Majesty want attention? Does he also seek annihilation?”
Lucifer- “…You’re kinda hot.”
Alastor ain’t got shit on the king of Hell, but he clearly has a penchant for beefing with powerful people and. Flirtation is the only way this man will actually leave you the hell alone.