Stupid random poly vees headcanons
Vox loves chocolate chip eggo waffles and chocolate chip mini muffins, he refuses any other type of muffin and it's rare to see him eating any other type of waffle.
Velvette likes pancakes, doesn't really care what type of pancakes but she refuses to use Pearl Milling Company (formerly Aunt Jemima) syrup she'll only use an expensive type of "real syrup"
Valentino is extremely easy, ceral, waffles, pancakes, doesn't matter, give it.
Vox absolutely LOVES bacon, so when bacon is made most of it ends up on his plate, the others will take a few pieces for themselves but yeah, Vox gets the lions share.
Vox has weird tastes in video games and tends to just chase the serotonin. He has action games (not usually shooter style), story, exploration, sandbox, even farming sims (he likes Paleo Pines)
Velvette has a ton of games she just doesn't play them very often.
Valentino loves shooter style games and action games, he's not a huge fan of cozier games like farming sims or like animal crossing.
Vox had to put a heavy duty protector on Valentino's switch.
Voxtek has made the most durable gaming controllers in hell, why? because when Val gets pissed at a game he throws his controller and Vox got tired of buying new ones to replace it (or dealing with the whining that Val couldn't play games anymore until the controller was replaced) so the controllers they make are practically indestructible.
Vox loves spicy food but the others don't like it as much as he does, so when he's cooking for himself it's extremely spicy, but when he's cooking for the three of them it has to be "Val and Vel safe" levels of spice
Vox also loves salty food, chips, popcorn, even sea-salt chocolate, he loves it.
Vel has the biggest sweet tooth of the bunch, she loves the sugar cookies with the frosting and sprinkles on them and she also loves the two bite brownies.
Val is more jack of all trades with his food tastes, he's not super picky but he does love hot chicken wings tho.
Velvette will go out clubbing with Zeezi, they love to party the night away and drink a lot.
They love to scare any asshole guys or gals who are trying to be gross to others in the bars (they find it fun, Zeezi calls it "bitch hunting")
Valentino surprisingly enough hangs out with Carmilla sometimes, it's like a once in a blue moon thing, but they'll get together at an air soft range and will have a one on one battle (sometimes Carmilla's daughters join them)
Whoever wins gets bragging rights until the next time they meet up.
Vox spends time with Zestial, he will meet up with the elder overlord once a week for tea and they just talk and play chess.
The other Vees hate it because Vox always comes back talking like Zestial and it lasts for hours.
Sorry for the long wait for more but here you go! There are some weird ones for ya!
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Velvette entered the Club Kaiju, on her phone as always. See, Missi Zilla was one of the few overlords she didn't find to be a complete and total pussy, and thus, one of the few she could at least tolerate, even if she could totally envision them clashing at some point. At least she wasn't a loser. So when she entered, sick of Valentino's tantrums, she immediately sought Zeezi out to quell her boredom.
"Oi? Zeez? You here, or what?" she called out, not bothering to look up from the screen of her phone.
— @respectless (Feel free to ignore!)
*The club had a few dino like sinners enjoying getting drunk and raving to the music. Suddenly, Velvette could hear steps that sounds like a loud thunderous boom and now stood in front of her the big dino gal herself, Zeezi. She stared down at her and smirked.*
“Well well, what the bloody hell do we got here? If it ain’t miss lack of respect to the others, gotta say, like how you don’t give a single fuck about what you say, heh.”
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While many of the Overlords of the Wastelands shifted their focus to business ventures and managing their territories from afar, Zeezi stuck close to her Raider roots, leading her band in person, donning a suit of power armor pieced together from various conquests. As a show of prowess, she adorns herself with deathclaw talons and teeth, taking advantage of her powerful build and long reach to tear her enemies apart in close quarters. Rumors have it that her eye-searing paintjob is actually mildly radioactive itself.
When she isn’t fighting or patrolling her territory, Zeezi is often found enjoying herself at Club Kaiju, a bar and club she funds with her spoils.
I really intended on progressing the story more or doing simpler characters, but sometimes you just have to draw giant Amazonian women in massive armor, you know?
I like to think she has tried hand-rearing deathclaws from eggs, but has had to put them down once they reach adolescence and get too big and territorial to manage. Her current one is named Missi Zilla.
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🪶 "Hey Zilla.. I heard about you.." 💫
-michael @heavenly--knight
"How the hell did an angel hear about me in heaven? Either the clubs I run are rad enough to make heaven jealous or some bitch was a talking shit before they were killed by an exterminator. Who are you anyway?"
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