#he looks like Johnny depp

[joenotexotic99]

Guys. Guys. GUYS.

#this is so fucking cute #he looks like Johnny depp #this is PERFECT #band of brothers #eugene roe #shane taylor

[anthemofgvf]

revisiting this photo.

#he looks like johnny depp #greta van fleet #josh kiszka #jake kiszka #danny wagner #sam kiszka #sammy kiszka #danny gvf #josh gvf #jake gvf #sam gvf #jake kiszka gvf

[kiwipineappleparasol]

Various Sonic Scribbles done on "Aggie" (it got Thrown in the Fiery pits and Turned into Magma but I Never Forget...)

#sth #silver the hedgehog #eclipse the darkling #wave the swallow #.... Does Johnny have a tag. Does he Deserve a tag . Personally I love spamming his voice lines in the Sound Test #He at least needs a Tag for my Blog so . Sorry Johnny Tag People #johnny #Oh God now all the tags are about Johnny Depp I don't CARE!!!! HES NOT FROM SONIC!!! (Lighthearted All Caps Yelling) #Anyways my Childhood Sonic OC snuck in here . They look nothing like a Sonic character #sonic au #the au where my OC sneaks into the ranks

[smilesrobotlover]

You probably know nothing about my dad squad (it’s basically just botw Link’s dad, Rusl, and Fierce Deity) and that is 100% ok but I just wanted you to know that I imagined Linebeck’s introduction to the dad squad as them coming to an oceanside town and seeing Linebeck sailing in standing on a sinking ship just like Jack Sparrow’s intro from Pirates of the Caribbean.

This image just hit me so vividly I had to break my little hiatus to tell you 🤣🤣🤣

Ok that is SO ICONIC I had to draw it BDKSBKSSJLS

#so curious about your dad squad! #i know I wanna do my own little dad squad thing cuz it’s so much fun to play with #also idk what botw link’s dad looks like so I didn’t draw him sorry 😔 #but this is amazing #he would #linebecj is so much like Jack sparrow and he even looks like Johnny Depp it’s only natural! #asks

[rootbeergoddess]

I’m sorry but this has to be the dumbest take I’ve ever seen.

Thankfully, I’m not the only person who thought so

#anti-Johnny Depp #pedro pascal #Pedro #Pedro is amazing and has a career #He also doesn't look like he's about to keel over

[gorewound]

I don't watch it but my mum does, so I've recently been exposed to the current plot arc of Coronation Street, which has something to do with everyone's kids being terrorised by this one kid who for some reason has a bowl cut and eyeliner...?

Like maybe I'm just deeply out of the loop in British youth fashion but I swear to god they couldn't have made this guy less threatening looking if they tried. He looks like a stiff wind would just take him away into the sky. He looks like you could entirely take the wind from his sails by accidentally closing a door in front of him because you didn't see him behind you. He looks like he spends his free time listening to emo music and drawing my little ponies with black hair and leg warmers. (For reference that would be based as hell, but the show insists this guy like threatens people with knives and is somehow taken seriously)

#shows #coronation street #he looks like he is saving up his pocket money to get the facepaint and belts he needs to complete his edward scissorhands cosplay #he looks like if johnny depp and a wet paper bag had a baby

[jensomniac]

Johnny looking at antiques. March 03, 2023.

#johnnydepp #johnny depp #love #my love #my heart #is he looking for a birthday present for me? #my birthday was the very next day #he had to have known!!!! #i like depression glass johnny

[baldurs-gate-official]

Gortash styles his hair the same way this one weaboo guy I went to highschool with did after he started watching Naruto

#bg3 #gortash #text post #very random but #i lucked out on highschools #mine didnt have a bullying issue. popular kids were 'popular' because of how kind they were #so because of this #sometimes people would cosplay to school #we had this one naruto cosplayer who would show up in the full costume contacts wig jumpsuit all of it #and they often roped their friend into cosplaying sasuke (they usually just did the wig and contacts tho) #it wasnt unusual to hear them yelling “NARUTO! SASUKE!” at each other from across the hall #the guy in the post was not either of them #he was a different guy just trying to look like sasuke #and then we had this one guy who would cosplay as different johnny depp characters #or DC villains #all closet cosplays and honestly it was pretty impressive how he just threw things together and went all out like that #my favourite is one time i saw him in the hall aggressively taping pencils to his fingers. so i asked what he was doing and he said #he was cosplaying as edward scissor hands and got in trouble so now he was edward pencil hands #king shit #he was so mad about it lmao #anyways highschool was interesting and i sat beside naruto in 3 classes #OH OH ALSO SOME PEOPLE DRESSED UP IN FULL LOLITA CLOTHES #by some i mean....3? not a regular occurrence but not uncommon #one of them was my first boyfriend. hes very into pretty dresses #oh and we had this one guy from the drama department (should have mentioned it was an art school) that wore feather boas pretty regularly #and the dude that cosplayed a lot of JDepp and DC. he got a girlfriend and theyd match #it would have been wholesome if it werent a toxic ass relationship #theyd unironically dress up as harley and joker and say they were just like them #anyway im going to shut up now #q

[hatchi-matchii]

I painted Sweeney Todd :]

#Sweeney Todd #the demon barber of Fleet Street #Sweeney Todd bway #sweeney todd movie #the drawing doesn’t really look like Johnny depp it’s more like. #what he as a character looks like to me yknow #ryebreadsarttag

[mayahawkeswife]

i love writing will thirsting over men tbh. not in like a weird way but like— letting him be open about being attracted towards men. yk?

#aka he finds a man who looks like johnny drop from nightmare on elm street attractive and he’s so real for that #DEPP** #live ur truth king #will byers #byler

[arctichotch]

marilyn manson is literally the ugliest mf to walk the earth omg

#he literally looks like melted butter with make up on??? #ewwww #him and johnny make perfect partners 💞 #anti marilyn manson #cw marilyn manson #cw johnny depp

[minetteskvareninova]

Me: I want a movie about Jeanne Du Barry, that would do right by my baby!

*a finger on a monkey’s paw is curling*

#jeanne du barry #random history #i am sorry but what the fuck #du barry is kinda ugly #very much not blonde for some reason #doesn't seem very sweet and friendly for that matter #and the less said about #johnny depp #the better #i mostly just feel weird because of this guy #like there was so much mess around him #that even if he was completely innocent of all charges #which he probably isn't #i can't even look at him without remembering it all #and regretting everything i know about it including his fucking name

[haram-terf]

If you support Johnny Depp during this trial with Amber Heard, I automatically do not trust you.

#the amount of misogyny being directed at amber heard is insane #meanwhile he actually joked about r@ping the corpse of a woman and dating women younger than him to abuse them #and people see nothing wrong with this #my roommate showed me a tiktok of johnny depp and thought it was funny and the entire time I was trying not to gag #he looks like a rat and acts like one too #not saying amber did nothing wrong either but holy shit the reactions are so disproportionate between the both of them it's obvious #I know this is only one post out of many #but I just wanted to get my thoughts into a post lol #misogyny #radfem safe #terf safe #radfem #terf #amber heard #johnny depp

[lillifaba]

Wade Walker >>>> Danny Zuko

#I rewatched Grease (the movie) and holy shit he's just... ughhhh #not in a good way lol #also why do they all look like forty year olds paying their second mortage #Wade Walker would never #he actually respects women and stops when they say stop #all while still being a bad boy ;) #cry-baby #johnny depp

[catholicjinx]

heads up: if you treated the depp/heard case like a television show and harass amber heard for the trial youre a shitty person and i hope you know just how absolutely fucking disgusting your actions are.

#yes she did some terrible shit to johnny but he also wasnt the best and that doesnt warrant harassment on her end #the entire case was just for justice for depp. not to point fingers and laugh at heard #and treat them like theyre fucking tigers in a cage for your entertainment #theyre humans goddammit #depp #heard #johnny depp vs amber heard #political #gabe dont look

[alexiaugustin]

just saw a recent picture of maxence.. best reminder to never start smoking fr

#he looks exactly like someone who will die young. or look like johnny depp in a few years already #and he’s not even 30 yet