#he said like a liar

[afternoonapocalypse]

Y’all should want me for my lack of any well-defined musculature and wimpy build. 💪🏻💋

#personal #me #these are the guns of a man who has never lifted weights in his life #maybe after surgery I’ll work on getting stronger #he said like a liar #this almost felt too self-indulgent to toss on the main blog #but to hell with it

[blmpff]

#he said like a liar #mr shu standing there with his hands still in the air always gets me lol #semantic error the movie #semantic error the series #rewatch #favorite scenes #blmpff

[last-hourglass]

*cough* chapter 10 starting off on a high note apparently-

#rottmnt #rottmnt fanfic #last hourglass #this is fine #nothing to worry about here #he said like a liar

[piningintrovert]

I didn't think we'd be this compatible. Really? Yes. You're fun to be around and I'm having a blast. I feel like ... you're special. I really love you, Masumi.

Nakata Keisuke as RITSU & Seto Toshiki as MASUMI 僕らのミクロな終末 (2023), dir. Miki Koichiro

#he said like a liar #nakata keisuke #seto toshiki #the end of the world with you #bokura no micro na shuumatsu #japanese bl #raemakes #s:teotwwy

[dancingdevildemon]

"My titties aren't that big and neither are my fangs."

#ic: dancin' demon #open #dash community #He said like a liar

[rodeoblitz]

You see these 2, horse friend? ^^ The black and white one I named him blitz, and the brown one I named him stolas. I ship them and they are married. :D

"That's fucking cute - I mean, the horses of course! Nothing about Stolas and I are cute....noooope."

#he said like a liar

[sasster]

turlen ive heard youre quite the prankster. whats this about glueing someones hand to some fruit?

"You know I was the victim in that one, right?

I've never done anything to anyone, especially not Koteus, and what dos he do?

Glue my hand to a fruit."

#turln #fantrollology #askter #he said like a liar #hi i'm Not doing my homework right now how are you

[fearamids]

This is why your back issues are getting worse. That curve in your spine has went 2 inches to the right since last week.

#NOW ITS DECAFF ` > [ CRACK ] #he said like a liar #also omg hes awake

[prettyboywarrior]

"Need? No. I simply have more important matters to attend to. Romance is frivolous when you have the weight of a kingdom to carry."

#He said like a liar

[iguana-braces]

The Top Gun squad as things my coworkers have said (Pt. 18)

Hangman, to Rooster: I'm just saying, you're hot. Like, attractive in a straight male way, from one straight male to another.

#He said like a LIAR #jake hangman seresin #bradley rooster bradshaw #top gun: maverick #Tgm as my coworkers

[hismentor]

        ❝ what’s it like to have emotions ? i’ve never had ‘em before. ❞

#⊹ · interactions * . meanwhile the world goes on #he said like a liar

[narcissistic-narrator]

"Why I'm so glad I don't have to put my entire hard work into a measly bucket! How lucky I am to completely skip the whole ordeal, I pity for the other Narrators having to deal with such lunacy. Look at me. I'm unfazed and untethered. I am zen. I am happy on my own!"

#he said like a liar #ic

[crossxxbones]

💬 Brock, rumor has it that you’re dating Hawkeye…

@defectivexfragmented

"Yeah, I've heard that one's going around, but let me ask you something. I got a reputation for dating? No, I don't. 'Cause I got plans, and I don't swerve for a pretty face. Nothin' against Barton."

#meme #muse #defectivexfragmented #verse: mcu #he said like a liar #clint barton

[aethergate]

@quillheel​ asked ;  ❛ i know you better than you think i do . ❜ / from glados to wheatley !

The comment makes him bristle with indignation, drawing his shell casing closer to himself and casting his gaze downwards. He isn’t quite sure how he ended up stuck with her for the time being, but on the bright side he wasn’t dead yet - if he was lucky, maybe he’d get out of here soon. Hopefully fully intact.

“Really? Because, um, I don’t really remember talking enough for you to really know me, so..”

#mr. blue sky [ wheatley ] #constellations [ threads ] #we have liftoff [ queue ] #quillheel #he said like a liar

[oceanwithouthermoon]

i always feel bad when i see how the point of a lot of saiki's personality traits flew right over the heads of a lot of fans due to him being an unreliable narrator and a tsundere lol.. so a lot of things he says are immediately proved to be untrue and often just him putting up a front, but some people dont pick up on it..

like i see a lot of "haha saiki would never want to watch a romance movie" guys there is an entire chapter (170) dedicated to him being like "i much prefer mysteries to romance stories.." and then immediately becoming absolutely enamored with a romance story.. he was lying, guys, LMAO

less specific ones include:

"i hate children, they annoy me" *goes out of his way to help kids, comfort them, be kind to them, etc.*

"i only use my powers for self gain/my own convenience." "anyway my mama told me to never use my powers selfishly so i always use them to help people and i try my best not to use them for personal gain<3"

"those guys are so annoying, i would never hang out with them willingly." "yeah it took them about two sentences to convince me to go with them. their thoughts seemed like they really wanted me to go, so i did. i didnt want them to be upset. not that i care about them or anything."

(sorry i post about this kind of thing a lot, i just giggle a lot at how the entire manga is so easily misinterpreted and thousands of people have watched the show but didnt pick up on the main characters most defining character traits and frequent bits.. i think there needs to be a masterlist or something disproving all the extremely common misconceptions about saiki k lol)

#not hating lmao its just silly #i once saw one of those 'how saiki k characters would drink their coffee' posts and for saiki it said 'black coffee' #and i giggled #what do you mean you think the guy who only smiles during really sweet moments or when hes eating sweets would drink black coffee #thats so out of character but they obvi were just going by personality which u guess is funny #that mf prob would make homemade pumpkin spice lattes drowned in sugar and creamer and whipped cream and sprinkles #hey genuine question to people who watched the anime this way: how was it still funny ? #him being a liar tsundere unreliable narrator is often the MAIN bit.. like in EVERY chapter.. #did u only pay attention to the silly mini jokes within the episodes and those were somehow still enough to make you love the show ? #or like.. what was it ??? IDK I GENUINELY DONT GET IT #saiki k #tdlosk #the disastrous life of saiki k. #saiki kusuo #meows post

[nosfelixculpa]

You think I follow you around because I like you? I'm not worried at all about you. What is there to worry about for you? I'm the one who should be worried. But do you know why I come to see you? Jungkook mumbled on about things which were all incomprehensible. It's because I like your music. When I listen to your music, I get all teared up. Me, I get all teary. I feel like dying about a dozen times a day. But when I listen to your music, I want to live. YOONGI 12 MAY YEAR 22 HYYH; THE NOTES

#creations #gifs #kpop #hyyh #hyyh yoonkook #bangtan #bts #yoongi #jungkook #hyyh the notes #im continuing to be abnormal abt them in the books can u tell is it clear can u tell #if i dont include the fire saving scene and the hug scene i will die btw so thats why there is a repeat gif #also like how i said i didnt like the grain and then proceeded to do it again #i cant decide apparently #i could rustle one of these up for all the pairs but they dont make me quite as insane inside as these ones so we will see #this quote is still so #the fact he says this after running into a burning building to save him #'im not worried abt u' me when i lie when im a liar #'u think i follow u around bc i like u' Yes