#he’s literally fucking moaning!!

[mayxo-hxh]

I personally think that Kikyo would absolutely be thrilled that Illumi found himself a man he wants to marry as strong, handsome and fit to be Zoldyck as Hisoka.

Hisoka is strong enough to be considered an equal to a zoldyck, which means strength is no problem for him. And I don't know about you but the way he assassinated that terradin man that was threatening to reveal illumis identity at the end of the election arc? CHEFS. KISS. THATS A WHOLE ZOLDYCK WIFE RIGHT THERE. And Hisoka is a certain type of fucked up enough to be a Zoldyck, even if he is... mmm.. self aware. Even if he himself thinks zoldycks are a special kind of fucked up. He'd fit.

I always see people make silva and kikyo disagree with illumi marrying hisoka but i soooo heavily disagree. Like what is there NOT to be proud of in Illumi's marriage choice. There is not a single other character IN THE ENTIRE ANIME fit to be Zoldyck than Hisoka Morow and I will fight people on that.

Something a lot of people also don't realize is that the Zoldycks are not a family that discriminates in the slightest (this is a whole discussion on its own but examples are how Kikyo is from meteor city, the butlers are taken from anywhere as long as they have the skill to work and one of the people who attacked kukuroo mountain to hunt the zoldycks now works for them instead. The zoldycks didnt hesitate to hire that mf they fr dont gaf lmfao)

there are soooooooo many misconceptions about the zoldycks in general and i think thats what aids the whole "the zoldycks would HATE hisoka" thing but like. nah. they wouldnt.

I also think about how Kikyo found Silva at such a young age. I bet she was constantly nagging Illumi and asking when he'd get a partner himself. Now he's got it, Millukiiii ITS YOOOURRR TURRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!

#some people would say “oh theyll hate him when they meet him!” but why though. #“the way he dresses!” ?? so what. have u seen the way the zoldycks dress lmfao. their son is literally twinning with that magician #“he'll make it weird” Ya Allah no he fucking wont 💀 people base this off a very fanon characterization of hisoka. #Like no he wont moan out of nowhere because theyre a powerful family he already knows that buddy. #hes kept it in multiple times before in a muted reaction please stop making it seem like hes a man with no self control i beg lmfao #Surprise surprise Hisoka acts weird on purpose when he puts on a show because thats how he wants to be percieved #but hes very self aware and knows whats considered weird and disrepectful and certainly wont fuck it all up for him and illumi for 0 reason #me when i finally get to marry the love of my life and i fuck it up because i decide itd be quirky and the fans want me to #hisoka is a much more calmer and quiet person when hes not purposely being weird and thats what people dont want to accept #anyways rant over #whewwww thats a rant and a half lmfao #I wish hisoka as a character was given more analysis and study than the 3 scenes that make him popular #anyways. rant TRULY over. here are the normal tags #hisoillu #hisoka x illumi #illumi #illumi zoldyck #hisoka #hisoka morow #hisoka zoldyck #hunter x hunter #hxh #my post #i feel like if i mentioned how hisoka has adhd on here id get thrown pitchforks at. #let alone the fact that hes very asexual coded #i dont really feel safe on this website at all to discuss any of this yet lmao #people literally laugh when you say hes shy when its literally??? a canon fact stated by hisoka himself?? and backed up by many scenes???? #but i dont think i ever will feel safe here tbh. i just have to. do it. and fuck it whatever happens or whoever laughs at me. #just like ive done on twitter for years until ive finally created a complete safe space for myself #secret rant at the end because maybe nobody will look here

[sinfulsunni]

really wish they did some closer shots on izzy’s face during the amputation scene so I could sexualize it :C

#sorry for automatically sexualizing it anytime a man experiences physical pain onscreen. as if it’s my fault that their moans sound the same #also he’s literally a canonical masochist imagine how funny it would be if he was like 😩oh fuck😫 during that Lmao #sunnyposting #izzy hands

[yarrystyleeza]

ummmm...

I had this weird dream where Henry (the vampire) was kidnapped and tied to a chair so I saved him and untied him then I sat in his lap and we kept kissing because I missed him so much and then I woke up 😶

#I forgot to mention that his hair was so messy and I had the chance to rake through it like #he was so hot #and the kiss #his lips were so sweet #and damn I can still hear the smoochies #HE WAS LIKE MOANING WHAT THE FUCK #friendly reminder that I did not watch the movie yet and he wasn't the last thing I saw before I fell asleep #I literally thought I dreamt of him because I'm expecting my period??? #I have no idea what that has to do with him but maybe it's because of that fic @itwasthereaminuteago written before #it still roams in my head whenever I get my period #Yomna's diary #henry the vampire #eat local #charlie cox #yarrystyleeza #I HAD TO TALK ABOUT IT

[hooved]

honestly the funniest part about the quodo kiss blooper is that kira had like no reaction to it. it just made so much sense that even she just stood there and watched it happen

#also i'm not just saying this as a quodo shipper but if they kept the kiss blooper in it genuinely would've been a better ending for them #i think it would've given them and the audience some actual sense of closure #rather than odo just refusing to let quark hear what he wanted. refusing to admit to him how much he means to him and then just leaving #like literally. after over 10 years of Whatever The Fuck They Had Going On #why not get out all that tension and frustration with one impulsive sloppy passionate kiss. and THEN never see each other again #like rene auberjonois really knew what was up when he decided to go in for that kiss #and armin shimerman Definitely knew what was up when he fucking moaned during it #like. they knew. they Get it. i honestly think it would've been fitting for them to keep it in #especially since quark still says ''that man loves me'' in the final take. and it's true ! he just desperately wanted odo to admit it #and they didn't give him that even after he practically begged for it. and after all he did for him during all those years #quark loves odo so much. genuinely. truly. and whether you personally view that love as platonic or romantic. he LOVES him #and odo even admitted to kira afterwards that he'd miss quark. THEN TELL HIM THAT TO HIS FACE !!!!!!!! #anyway lmao. they drive me fucking insane

[takamikeiigos]

pardon me but all i can think about is what it would be like to have a threesome with hawks. being taken care of by two people cause you deserve it. )': having that second person there to hold you in their arms and rub soothing circles down your back; to keep your legs spread and your pussy wide open while keigo fucks you from behind.

pulling your hair so you look up at them, fingers in your mouth while you cry out on kei's thick cock stretching you open. soft whispers of, "don't pull away baby, he's not done, yet," and "such a good girl for us, taking his cock so well".

and keigo just continuing to claim what's his, molding your pussy to the shape of his fat cock, drunk on the feeling of you clamping down around him, as if you were trying to get him even deeper.

)))))): i really want it

#uuuuuuuugggggghhhhh #damnit #i can just see his face now #so fuckin pussy whipped #cheeks flushed #eyes lidded as he concentrates #his lips parted in a small 'o' while he grunts and moans #literally fuck me dude #keigo takami #hawks #bnha hawks #bnha keigo takami #keigo takami x reader #hawks x reader #ky writes #keigo takami headcanons #mha hawks #n.sfw

[dannyriccloverrr]

To those people

#keep it out of the Danny tag yeah? #oh and grow the fuck up #I cba with all ur bull shit about daniel #hating him bc he’s marketable? #tell me ur dumb in words next time #acting like daniel has control over what admins post is crazyyyyyy #my man is in Italy rn trying to get ready for next week #I can tell u now my boy hasn’t even looked at insta so #leave Daniel out of ur childish moaning plz thanx #daniel ricciardo #and I think what people don’t understand is that #most of us Danny fans saw what happened to NDV #literally happen to our own driver?!!? #being happy for Daniel and being sad for NDV can co exist #if NDV’s team didn’t leak the news early we might not even be having this convo… #<<< about him not look at insta #he’s just posted so he has looked at insta nowwww but like hahahaha

[glimblshanks]

You know, as much as Mariner compares herself to Kirk, she is waaay more like Chekov

#beckett mariner #lwd #star trek lower decks #lower decks #which like yes #Chekov is infact supposed to be a younger less mature version of Kirk #like you are supposed to look at him and go 'oh yeah this guy will grow up and settle into being a captain like kirk some day' #so it makes sense that that would be true #but also like #asshole ensign who gets into fights #constantly says stupid bullshit that causes a diplomatic incident #and bitches and moans about their work? #who does that sound like? #Not Kirk! #it sounds like fucking Chekov #so anyways no wounder I'm obsessed with Mariner #Chekov was literally my first tv crush as a kid #he is the og #(Also this does make Boimler a Sulu stand in)

[sukugo]

After this week's ep I feel like I finally got the answer as to why Sukuna looked so shellshocked when Gojo literally jumped into his arms in that (infamous) page from chapter 226 LOLLLLLL. There's a 50% chance Gojo shamelessly dryhumped Sukuna's crotch as well 😭 I love an assertive man claiming what's his lmfaooo

I'm trying to manifesting the same animator is hired again by MAPPA for that specific scene during Season 4. Bonus if Gojo moans a little in the anime when he grinds on his husband 💀

YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH my fucking thoughts exactly anon

oh he was ABSOLUTELY humping his everything onto sukuna, he gave him a proper proper rub, all slow and sensual, made sure sukuna felt every single bit of it

#f.ask #he wants sukuna to dick him so bad so BAD #AND GOD YEAH I FUCKING HOPE HE MOANS #literally all i fucking ask for is they make that part even hornier in the anime gOD please after all this shit i think we deserve that #jjk #sukugo #fuck anon i cant stop thinking about this uuuggghghh i am: ho rny #gojo humping on his enemies canon......

[hotmilf45-xxx]

Thank you to my dear friend today for reminding me how homosexual Eugene sounded in the russian localization of second son. Like I already knew he had that sad gay slavic pornstar voice (iykyk I literally can't describe it any better than that) but I forgot just how...........breathy he was

Listening to that first phone call with Delsin and him genuinely made me feel like I was intruding on an intimate moment or something. I had my headphones unplugged and I paused the video after he started talking because it sounded so sus. I sat in silence for a couple seconds head in hands. Why was Eugene straight up whimpering

"Yeah I saw your tag, 'kiss me upon my thoughtful brow', I'm a big fan of your work" Am I Intruding On Something Fellas

#infamous second son #eugene sims #eugene sims infamous #delsin rowe #delsin rowe infamous #at least I wasn't losing my mind alone my friend was in there with me and we were both sobbing #they were so gay for no reason especially the graffiti thing like literally fuck off LMFAOOOOO #I still love it though and had to share since I'm the only person consistently posting about this game #on that note I actually did really enjoy Eugene's russian VA which is the worst part #if he didn't moan so fucking much directly into my ear I would have had a much better time

[slytherinjimi]

just a little sneak peak of the kitty gang jm x officer jeon idea that i have

it’s very cliche but what isn’t?

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Kitty gang Jimin is the most wanted criminal in town, he steals a bunch of well protected diamonds from auctions and museums & leaves no trace behind other than a Kitty graffity drawn with a hot pink spray paint. Everyohe is after him, especially since the rich mob guys put a price on his head.

Officer Jeon is one of the detectives that get assigned at his case but he also notices that something is clearly off. His superiors start to act odd, it’s like everyone is after the fortune the Kitty has, and they don’t try to capture him for justice.

It gets him all riled up, especially after the Kitty once again defeats him. The worst part is they don’t even know what this Kitty looks like enough to draw a police sketch. For all they know he can be anyone.

One day Jeongguk doesn’t let his superiors know of his plan—considering the crowd got the Kitty escape easily the last time. He uses all odds in his advance and sets up a trap for him, using another item as a bait. No one else knows about this plan of his, and he will get in trouble for it if it doesn’t work out. It will. It will work out.

He puts out a message for the Kitty to see. And the Kitty falls into his trap.

That night Officer Jeon gets to see what he looks like for real, even though he has a mask on that covers the lower half of his face. He looks different. Different than what he expected him to be. His hair is dyed in a hot pink shade, the same shade that he uses. He is wearing a jacket full of jewels, bedazzling. His jeans are leather and tight, boots high with heels. He looks... 

Just different. 

The Kitty ties Officer Jeon to a chair, right after a brutal fight between them, which he won by how flexible he is, the jewelry that is supposed to be a bait is already in his pocket. He was so quick that it caught Jeongguk off guard. Not to mention that he didn’t play it fair. Criminals like him never do. 

He walks over to the window slowly, as if putting on a show. One of his hands is on his perked hip, the other one holds onto the rope that he will use to escape from the building. “Officer Jeon,” he reads on Jeongguk’s name tag on his shirt, humming. Jeongguk can’t see the lower half of his face but he knows the bastard is smiling. “Congratulations for being the first one to almost catch me. So sad that you didn’t though.”

“You fucking bastard-” Jeongguk tries to free himself from the ropes but it’s useless, no matter how strong he is. And he is very strong. 

“I think you look nice in them, all tied up,” is what Kitty says before escaping from the window. 

His escape not only humiliates Jeongguk (“So you’re telling me that he was right there, right THERE, and you let him escape?!”) but it also gets him in huge trouble. He is almost suspended the moment his superiors realize that he gave away yet another precious diamond which he inteded to only use as bait.

If Jeongguk was angry before, he is furious now. 

It all turns into a personal vendetta for him. He has to catch the Kitty.  

Should I continue?

#jikook #threadfic #slytherinjimistories #is this a thread fic or a tumblr fic now #who knows #why not both #this is cliche #minors dont interract or i will literally steal your first born and ha you won't get to see them again #kitty gang jimin #its canon #because i say so #he has a point tho #jeongguk would look fucking hot in ropes all tied up #sorry for the moan i let out #jikookau

[danthropologie]

re: your last reblog. daniel has unfinished business in redbull — max :)

he still has things to do (me) :) - max verstappen

#why do you think he literally moaned in that video #that was quite literally foreplay for the fucking for the NARRATIVE #maxiel #answered #anonymous #red bull redux

[monkee-mobile]

crying over micky’s singing in Savin’ My Love I love djb&h so much

#the monkees #dolenz jones boyce & hart #micky dolenz #micky in the 70s you’re such a rare thing i love when you scream-moan while singing #he’s literally the gayest fuck #micky you’re being fag on purpose i love you #he’s like the sexiest in the 70s because he’s embracing the campy gay shit and that makes him so kissable #i’m sorry i’m sorry he’s just so my best friend #he’s just my favorite ever that’s my girl right there #micky dolenz covered in glitter that’s my girl

[homosexual-radio-host]

I feel like we need to talk more about THAT Flex Montallo scene- More specifically Larry CAUSE

#Bro he was LITERALLY shuddering and moaning #and we aren't talking about it???? #HIS LEGS LITERALLY GAVE OUT #LIKE THATS JAKAKAKAL #I MIGHT JUST BE RLLY GAY BUT #Doom patrol #gay #larry trainor #negative man #HE FELL TO HIS FUCKING KNEES #i want to top him😁

[comikissu]

had insane, nasty car sex last night and got my face slapped ♡ hair pulled ♡ ass smacked ♡ fingered til I thought I was gonna cry ♡ kissed all over ♡ and I got to just lay my head in his lap while he played with my hair ♡

#this is literally all ive ever wanted #and the way he looks at me! #it makes me melt #my heart feels so full #ive never had someone be this romantic with me #and since im a fucking gushy mess of romance whenever i choose a person #this is like heaven to me #and his moans when i give him head are so fucking comforting and cute #makes me moannnnn