#healthy kosher shitposts

[kosherfelldragon]

Drugs cant help but abuse HIM

Based on this post by @mugentakeda

#this is always how i envision sokka anatomically #Broad but skinny body long spaghetti limbs big ass hands and feet #and a freak ass bowling ball for a head #all thats missing is his weird giraffe neck #based on that one smoking parappa meme #sokka von southernwatertribe if u will (since this is mainly an FE blog) #also ive never smoked in my life but i gotta imagine holding it in makes ur nose run #maybe bc all my friends that do drugs ALWAYS MAKE THEIR DUMBASSES SCARED #also im asthmatic and hate smoking in general but #i would like to try edibles tho #tw drugs #healthy kosher shitposts #atla #avatar the last airbender #sokka

[marcfrenchie]

Jack wbn and moon knight system for ask meme

Sexuality Headcanon:

jack: gay as hell. he likes men

moon knight: jakes bisexual with a heavy prefrence for men, marcs heterosexual, stevens aromantic and pansexual

Gender Headcanon:

jack: cis :( but his gender is also heacily informed by being a gay autistic man whos also Not Human. puts no effort into outward appearance he has other shit to worry about but tends towards masc presentation

mk: theyre all trans men!! marc, being the one who identifies with the body the most, is the only one who like has a deadname and stuff, but they all call themselves trans. mostly masc presentation-wise but i can see jake doing drag for a halloween costume. that typa guy

A ship I have with said character:

jack: holds jake lockley/jack russell gently i love them,,,

mk: see above but heres a rating of every canon marc spector ship because i dont have anything specific

- marcmarlene: nightmare toxic mess but i do get sad about them sometimes

- marctigra: sweet but tbh more interesting platonically. i am not immune to sun/moon ships

- marcfrenchie: nightmare toxic mess x2 its gay and unrequited and not toxic because theres abuse happening theyre just kinda awful. i am so mentally ill about them. i told you time and time again that i loved you,,,

A BROTP I have with said character:

jack: i like him and elsa bloodstone a lot :) gay people gossiping in the back of the midnight suns meeting. mlm wlw solidarity

mk: theyre besties with wade wilson im right. mentally ill immortal mercenaries :). their friendship is mostly sparring because theyre both violence addicted weirdos

A NOTP I have with said character:

jack: jelsa in a romantic way thats a gay man and a lesbian

mk: ive seen people shipping them with badr and i think those people deserve to die those are siblings!!! it tends to be a shitpost but i have seen people shipping marc and konshu and uhhh He Calls Marc His Son Dude. people who think marcmarlene is healthy

A random headcanon:

jack: allergic to a crap ton of things because of the werewolfisms (pretty much everything a dog cant eat). really into old romanian b-horror. watches far too much x files.

mk: okayyy uhhh. marc still regularly eats mres because hes mentally ill. they have curly hair. they still keep kosher. they have tattoos!! marc got their first one back in his teenage rebellion phase and the collection has grown since then (he knows full well that his dad would scold him for having them (from my understanding tattoos are generally frowned apon in judaism) but the 48 year old man can indulge in some petty rebellion. as a treat)

General Opinion over said character:

jack is my bestest friend and my fun uncle and i want to study moon knight under a microscope and force them to communicate better

[kosherfelldragon]

Are you here for the gamer discount?

#HITS HIM WIT DAT CUTIE BEAM ATTACK #alternative caption: welcome to weenie hut jrs how tough are ya? #todays special is the catboy beats the shit outta u #oof forgot the tails oh well #executive dysfunction can eat my entire ASS this has been done for days i and ive been meaning to post it #but brain goes eeeeeh too much work #not fe #healthy kosher shitposts #zuko #iroh #atla #avatar the last airbender

[kosherfelldragon]

*continues to draw stupid shit of blorbo bc i was cursed with the gift of artistic insanity*

#like artistic genius but stupider and worse #'in the name of the moon youre about eat SHIT' #healthy kosher shitposts #blue spirit #zuko #atla #avatar the last airbender #not fe #atla fanart

[kosherfelldragon]

Ive seen a lot of aus where zuko joins or helps the gaang at ba sing se but gets captured by the fire nation and yet i still havent seen anyone take advantage of this to make dumb references and put zuko in silly outfits during aangs delirium nightmares

#toph would be donkey kong in this fever dream you cant change my mind #*puts zuko in cute dumb outfits for shits and giggles and also bc i can* #also bc im insane #healthy kosher shitposts #not fe #but this is also my art blog so shut up #zuko #aang #ozai #atla fanart #avatar the last airbender #atla

[kosherfelldragon]

The discord wasnt very fond of this one

#healthy kosher shitposts #fire emblem #fe3h #edelgard von hresvelg #edelgard #fire emblem three houses #fire emblem heroes #feh #fe16

[kosherfelldragon]

More doodles from twitter that i never uploaded

#healthy kosher shitposts #fire emblem heroes #feh #fire emblem #fef #fire emblem fates #fe14 #takumi #teeny taku #julius #corrin #fire emblem genealogy of the holy war

[kosherfelldragon]

Why r u booing me im right

#healthy kosher shitposts #fe16 #fire emblem three houses #dimitri alexandre blaiddyd #claude von riegan #edelgard von hresvelg #tw // drugs

[kosherfelldragon]

A post from my twitter that yall need to see

#how his dumbass went out in VW and SS and yall cant tell me otherwise #im the funniest fucker alive #healthy kosher shitposts #dimitri #fire emblem heroes #feh #fe3h #fire emblem three houses #dimitri alexandre blaiddyd

[kosherfelldragon]

I cant believe how much stuff i forgot to upload fuck

#this is old as fuck #i drew these while dissociating in group therapy #healthy kosher shitposts #fe16 #fire emblem three houses #edelgard von hresvelg #claude von riegan #dimitri alexandre blaiddyd

[kosherfelldragon]

Rhea: *edward elric voice* im gonna bring mom back

#healthy kosher shitposts #fe3h #fire emblem three houses #rhea

[kosherfelldragon]

The father, the son, and the holy spirit

#aka claude von riegadome owner of the riegan riegadome; dimitri alexandre wheezer; and edie von test #cursed #healthy kosher shitposts #yeah i aint dead #fe16 #fe3h #fire emblem three houses #fire emblem heroes #feh #claude von reigen #dimitri alexandre blaiddyd #edelgard #edelgard von hresvelg

[kosherfelldragon]

Hubert von vestra looks like his skull is made of fucking tissue paper and if this bleached white boy lookin ass bitch keeps breathin we gon end up like this

#bitch looks like hed call me a slur #healthy kosher shitposts #fe16 #fire emblem three houses #hubert fire emblem #hubert von vestra

[kosherfelldragon]

LIFE HAS MANY DOORS SOLON-BOY

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#healthy kosher shitposts #byleth #fe16 #fe3h #fire emblem three houses #cursed

[kosherfelldragon]

God clearly abandoned me long ago bc im still on my bullshit

Twitter

#look professor! ive turned myself into a pickle! #healthy kosher shitposts #fe3h #fe16 #rhea #fire emblem three houses #cursed

[kosherfelldragon]

Psa:

Ferdinand von aegir as danny devito. That is all.

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#healthy kosher shitposts #ferdinand von aegir #fe16 #fe3h #fire emblem three houses #cursed