#hello this set is so pretty

[tiny-chubby-bird]

did they start a book club or what

#also gale is setting his robe on fire in the second one #its funny because they usually camp pretty far apart in the beginning #but then like late act 2 and act 3 (always depends on the camp location i guess) they start reading books together #gay or not they get along while reading #its so cute #bloodweave #bg3 gale #bg3 astarion #bg3 spoilers #gale dekarios #astarion ancunin #like the outdoors camp in act 3 they basically shoved their tents together #theyre sharing the same carpet and pillow #like hello????? #theyre hanging out!!!!

[bruciemilf]

Bi-Han wifed up the baddest bitch in Outworld (she can't fight her way out of a lunch bag and she's God's favourite idiot)

#anyway goodbye male/female hello ninja/farm girl #some talia (the oc) lore bc i wanna rant abt her LETS GOOOO. she's from the southern part of edenia #due to northern prejudices and general royal dickiness. southerners are generally regarded as uneducated barbarians #simply because they're mainly farmers and homebuilders. Talia was selected as Kitana and Mileena's nanny/nursemaid #since they were babies and they love her sm. they def see her as a second mother and wanted to set her up with sindel multiple times #she was childhood friends with the lin kuei bros bc they'd sneak around all the time. bi-han made her promise they'll get married when #he becomes grandmaster. talia accepted because of COURSE he'll be one. a good one. a loyal one. :) #TALIA IS CHAOTIC GOOD. shes sweet and kind but this woman would fight satan for a pop tart #bi-han loves her so much but you bet he chases her pretty ass everyhere cause she gets herself in trouble all the time. #anyway dumbass women rule <333 #bi-han #bi han #mk1 #mortal kombat #mk x oc #canon x oc #digital art #wip #lee draws

[leatherbookmark]

our flag means death S2E3: the innkeeper

#our flag means death #ofmd spoilers #ofmd s2 spoilers #shrimp gifs #it was just a very pretty scene i think #i'm laughing because i played around with curves -- as you do -- but then i had to manually bring the brightness down and make everything #more blue again because it's just better that way lol #god i'm having... so many little marbles bouncing around my head like #this post is already tagged with all the spoiler tags i think i can talk in here #the way it started i had No Inkling At All that this would be this kind of setting. so i didn't pay attention to the surroundings or all th #stuff. hell i could barely hear what they're saying because all my fancy schmancy english skills fall apart in the face of your normal soun #mixing. I MISSED THAT IZ AND ED SAID “LOVE” LIKE HELLO #but. but anyway. but. but once it was revealed that This Is All In Ed's Head. that hornigold is ed and everything is ed. man. god. #it's cold and wet and dark (ed likes warmth). ed was washed up on the shore with his face full of sand but THEN he got rescued by someone #who he hated and associated with all the pain and violence AND who then force-fed him soup so he could get better. who had pretty pieces of #glass hanging from his tent (there's no sun but the decoration itself is a promise of a pretty sighs when the rays of the sun hit #just right--) AND you can't forget the sandals. and the play-acting and aoughhhh EEEDDDDDDDD god he's so good HE'S SO GOOD #i dont think i should touch the delightful revenge scenes because they're dark as fuck and idk if the files i have are hq enough #to survive the becurvening. BUT. ed my love!!! i hope this is not where your insanities end

[desperatehoney]

Be my good boy and let me pet you as I fuck your mouth, I'll start so slow so I can watch your pretty face take it before I fuck it, just need to

Jesus Christ I need to sit down and I’m already sitting

#anons #hell.o #yeah mNK #the things I want to say to you… #feeling so many things I’m feeling a bit squirmy now hahaha #I can’t even tell my fave part of this it’s all so good #I’ll be your good boy absolutely hello #saying watch my pretty fave HELLLOOOO #and the ‘just need to’ #anyways you’re setting a new anon standard mwah #sorry I went over your comment in depth LOL I can’t help myself🙈

[hanzajesthanza]

the fact that dandelion was able to become vaguely conversational in a completely different language within less than a month is an attestment to his skill in memory and academic intelligence. not that he needs another attestment, but it is one

#c: dandelion #book: time of contempt #txt #dandelion saw a foreign grammar structure and was like ‘ok got it’ like hello? #he had maybe two weeks to study for entering brokilon and that compounded with research and gaining political safe passage #i love how it’s not just that he had to sing a pretty song which obviously he’s good at #but he had to memorize he had to research he had to deal with political favor. ALL dandelion skills #so he was literally the perfect and only one that could do this dumb shit and the narrative just was set up so well #dandelion: ‘how am i going to prove myself to geralt’ Literally just by being yourself. literally and figuratively #the witcher books

[crybaby-bkg]

wanna bug Toji soooo bad while he’s on the phone. his ass doesn’t have a job so it’s not like he’s discussing important business, but he likes to make it look that way. phone tucked between his shoulder and ear as he uses one hand to rub circles on your exposed thigh, the other flipping through the tv channels. he’s speaking in a low tone, his eyebrows mused together in agitation as he calls the guy on the other line a barrage of insulting names.

and you’re just a simple person—the man looks hot as fuck like that and you just have to bother him. so you do, despite the side eye he gives you when you swing your leg over, foot in the air, right in his face. he swats you away gently before going back to his phone call, bites at your toes when you still try to wiggle them in his face.

"If you think you can lowball me like that, then you're stupider than I thought." Toji grunts to the other man on the phone, distracted once more. a little peeved that his attention isn't on you much anymore, you do what any little conniving imp would do.

you sit on his lap. backwards, facing the TV, looking over your shoulder at him with such an evil little grin that it makes his eyes squint to you in warning. but you've never listened much, especially when you know you'll be rewarded so plentifully in the end.

so you rock your hips, just slightly the first few times. your legs sat on either side of him, hands resting in the space between his legs on the bed, leaning your weight back on his hips that you sit against. instantly, you can feel the swell of him beneath his sweats, feel the thickness that you love to fill you up start to twitch when you circle your hips, grinding them oh so slowly against his covered cock.

when you look over your shoulder again, Toji only stares, the slightest lilt of his lip turning up at the corners. he tries to act unbothered, one arm bent back to rest his head against, the other holding the phone to his ear. but you can see through him, and feel just how bothered he really is.

so you up the ante; start to lift and drop your hips slow, slow, slow at first before the pace begins to build. you lean forward on your elbows, pull your underwear up until the curve of your ass is exposed, gasping from the friction, from the feeling of his cock rubbing so sweetly at your slit through the thin cotton.

you look over your shoulder once more, grinning, biting at your lip as you grind against him, close to completion. he can see it all in your eyes.

"Gonna call you back later. Got some important shit to take care of right now." Toji hangs up without preamble, gaze distant as he focuses on the ever growing spot of your arousal that starts to leak onto his own sweats.

but you're a little minx, with the way you scramble from his grasp before he can catch you, laughing when he snags your ankle to drag you back down. he's suddenly kneeling over you, grin sharp and ferocious, the straining of his cock through his sweats hanging so intimidatingly low, that if you lift your hips just a little, his tip would kiss your clit in the sweetest kiss.

"And where do you think you're going, you little brat?" Toji growls, dropping down to nip at the base of your neck, licking over your pulse point.

"Not letting me off the hook that easy, huh?" you tease, hands splayed beside your head in surrender, just wanting a little bit of the chase before the devouring. and by the look in his eyes, you know you'll only be bones by morning.

"Not in a million years." he promises right before the inevitable pounce.

#hello all 🧍🏽‍♀️ #my head is hurty and I feel nauseous so I think I will take some sleeping pills and lay down 👍🏽 #also think I might finally finish that fic for him tomorrow #but no promises bc I sometimes get Tired #also thinking about starting coms in late June #bc my semester ends in a few days and I have surgery scheduled after that so I’ll be down for a bit #but I’m pretty sure I’ll be able to still sit in bed and write so hopefully all goes well!!! #I set up my kofi but I chickened out of posting it here bc I am Anxious #about Everyrhinf #rambling sorry I hope u guys like this I’m obsessed with this man #—new treat in the streets! 🍫 #toji treats! 🍬

[stygicniron]

it's pretty quiet in here these days. / bianca!

Meme Tag -- @feylived

Something catches in his throat, a sharp twist and turn, and Nico has to force his breath through it to keep on breathing. Because he knows that voice, even though it's been two years since he's heard it spoken from a living mouth, he still knows that voice. Gods, he hopes he never forgets that voice.

And as he breathes through the twist, he swallows back something much more complicated, a bile and an anger and a longing and a sorrow. But above all is the aching that started the twisting in his throat and continues moving down into his chest. He turns to face the ghostly form of his sister.

"It's usually quiet here now, most of the campers are... busy," Nico replies, words clipped short, trying to keep his emotions in check. And it's true, at least with campers being preoccupied in preparations to face Luke, even Nico is only passing through--he has his own plans to finish too.

#feylived #☠ ▌ ａｎｄ ｔｈｅ ｏｌｙｍｐｉａｎｓ ( pjo. ) #pretty quiet here #hello shelley!! i'm so excited to write with you! #sorry for angst right out of the gate aha ='D #i was going to set this towards the tail end of tlo but i saw you're still working on it so no spoilers~

[hella1975]

im simultaneously terrified and excited out of my mind for june

#the highlight of the month should be seeing sam fender in ST JAMES PARK in his HOMETOWN in concert #OR seeing harry styles in not just LONDON but THEE wembley arena #OR flying out to america for a month long road trip with the moots #NOT ALL THREE AT ONCE #truly so blessed like yes saving up is gonna be hard #but I’ve found pretty cheap ways around things so far and I’ve already saved enough for the plane tickets and all of the concert shit #so I just need to save for the actual roadtrip (‘just’ as if I don’t need £1k+) #BUT STILL AJSJAKKAJAHSKKS #and like the way I’m seeing sam fender with one friend and harry styles with two different friends #and then flying out to see my favourite people ever that somehow care about me despite being on other sides of the WORLD #like hello???? bestie said ‘I’m gonna fill this life with love if it kills me’ AND THEN I FUCKING DID #need a tag for the america trip bc not only am I planning to spam post about it but also some of u rlly want to see me live react to america #which honestly be ready for a new level of annoying bc america is such a CONCEPT to me like it’s like a movie set #im partially convinced it isn’t real #so I’m just gonna be so disorientated and I WILL feel the need to talk about any tiny cultural different #rwbt 2.0 #<- that’s the tag #in honour of rwbt first edition 🫡 #(red white and blue on tour) #(we’re back bitches!)

[oneheadedcerberus]

finally have nautica, getaway and misfire (rare bastards that they be) so i finally have most of the MTMTE gang (that are available as toys)

#i am a dumb #transformers #mtmte #robo dollies #i have more than one version of a lot of these guys (hello 5 cyclonuses) so this took a bit of whittling down to just one of each #these are pretty terrible photos but do you know my shelf space to robo dollie ratio? its abysmal #now hasbro. hasbro listen to me. make a velocity. #and a fulcrum. let me have a full scavengers set.

[woundthatswallows]

okay wait and more while we are talking abt mcr makeup. the danger days and black parade hipdot stuff looks so bad they killed revenge and then totally flopped on the other stuff. like danger days yes should have bright colors but What is that color story you could have incorporated all the guy's colors and made it more. cohesive that one brown KILLS me and don't get me started on that shimmery white.

and then the black parade is so Lame yes black and greys should be in it but what else is going on. this would have been the palette to put the darker brown and why the gold ??? the red is like fine i guess it ties in w the album but the tan and gold What r u doing. they should have hired me. we do not have time to talk abt the lip stuff either .....

#but i will talk abt it! im fine w the dd glosses for the most part but like they should have like made lip liners to match that would have #been a fun set bc esp w a color like green / blue the average person isn't going to have a green lip liner .... and then it will waste away #and the tan bp lipstick!?? hello???? i guess cancer chic . it would be pretty mixed w the darker brown red color but . i still think these #are so weird. Lmao

[7-crows-in-a-trench-coat]

the harry potter fan to dark academia pinterest bitch pipeline is SO real and i am SO VERY a part of it

#i didn’t even care about most of the characters #i just really liked the lego sets bc i could use the pieces to make lego libraries and shit #like every building in the hp movies is just so pretty #dark academia #harry potter #ravenclaw #idk what else to tag #hello lgbtq community #i know y’all are reading this #i’ve never met a former hp fan that isn’t queer

[blorbiter]

catboy oc makes his second appearance @catboybilly [p;eep the tags for a rant cuz im so mad rn and please tell me im not the only one]

#i fucking HATE PEOPLE WHO SET FIREWORKS OFF ON ANY DAY OTHER THAN THE FOURTH OF JULY #FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK #WE WERE OUT WALKING OUR DOG AND THESE ABSOLUTE PIECES OF SHIT ON OUR STREET #DECIDED HEY LETS SET OFF FIREWORKS RIGHT AS THESE PEOPLE ARE WALKING THEIR FUCKING DOG? #GOOD IDEA RIGHT GUYS #they CLEARLY saw us #more than once #we literally WAVED AND SAID HELLO #AND THEY STILL DECIDED YES LETS SET OFF FIREWORKS RIGHT IN FRONT OF THIS FUCKING DOG #U KNOW DOGS #WHO ARE INFAMOUSLY KNOWN FOR BEING ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIED OF FIREWORKS #YEAH LETS DO IT RIGHT IN FUCKING FRONT OF THE DOG #MORENO LOST HIS SHIT OBVIOUSLY AND WAS BOLTING #MANAGED TO WIGGLE OUT OF HIS FUCKING HARNESS AND RAN OFF #luckily we were pretty much already home so he just ran to the door #and he is ok and unharmed #BUT LIKE? IF THEY HAD SET OFF THOSE FIREWORKS EVEN 2 MINUTES EARLIER #WE WOULD HAVE BEEN NEXT TO THE SOMEWHAT BUSY FUCKING ROAD #fuck you fuck you FUCK YOU #also rich of this fucking country to celebrate the fourth of fucking july literally like a week after #overturning roe v wade #fuck you #fuck this country #fuck your holiday #phew rant over

[milo-is-rambling]

Was high and sleepy but remembered I hadn’t taken my pill yet so I got out of bed and ate even tho I didn’t want to and then took my meds and also remembered that my sheets were in the drier and then put them on my bed everyone be proud of me

#forgot a couple days ago now my streak is like three days but its been pretty much two weeks #also putting a fitted sheet on ur bed when u have two peeling itchy tattoos on the backs of ur legs. hell on earth. but moisturizing ur legs #and knowing ur set up for ur period to start in a few days without worrying about the sheets u like getting ick on them. heaven. #except all the grease spots from the moisturizer my tattoo artist gave me for the first few days #but my legs are peeling and itchy and I am just staring so hard at my legs at every moment I remember I have tattoos bc I want to pick so #bad but I can’t and I WONT. but like oughhhhh skin flakes except they’re colored now and it’s a perfect shape all peeling and I just want it #even and flat and oughhh but I won’t pick I’m not going to pick they were expensive and I don’t want to ruin them I want to love them foreve #it’s like a month of healing time vs the whole time I’m alive and a corpse I will have cool ink like hello of course I can’t pick but fuck #I want to peel it all off so bad #okay anyways. going to sleep now. going to get high as fuck again and pass out before my mom gets home

[witch-hazels-musings]

catching up on my life after a very busy weekend -- I’ll be back to more regular chaos Wednesday (the day after tomorrow for me!) 

#hello again #I have some asks to catch up on #i'll answer those soon! #OH and i put up some new shelves in my office -- they look so pretty :) #gotta make room for my new diluc standee's that are coming in the mail soon! #(and all my stationary omg) #I've fallen back into my obsession #now I have many >< #once things are set up #I might take a picture of my workspace again for you all! #idk that could be fun #i though a picture ask game might be fun tooo #like if you ask me to take a picture of something ( Take a picture of your favorite genshin merch ) and I'll post it or ya -- something #idk could be fun #anyway #stay safe #drink water #sending love!

[argiopi]

I HAVE BEEN NOTIFIED

#CONFIRMED 2022 RELEASE??? #i was in a fucking tractor supply store looking for work pants #when my friend messages me #hello????!?!?? #after i decided not to hang around the lodge to watch the bethesda showcase..... #finished training; campsite i'm moving to tomorrow should have electricity; if it comes out during field season my evenings are all set lol #I'M SOOOOOO {]^[*+^[*| ABOUT THE MOVESETS WHAT #that drill attack??? is that one of the equipments?? I'm so pogged about that #NEW AREAS.. MY GOD..... #i am going to.. download the footage before i retreat to wifiless cabin so i can rewatch. hackerman. #i'm not ready i need to beat p5 what the hell #fuckin crowsworn demo soon too the indie gamers are Fed #if i think about the platforming too much my brain will implode it looks so fluid. #WOOHOOOO #COOL ! #addendum the internet is not sufficient to download a video.. it's okay i'll use my precious memories.... #watching two of the crewmembers play chess. looking at their arms in the same position with the same musculature and #appreciating how humans are all built roughly the same. and the polished wood pieces reflecting the sky. world is pretty. #MANNNN FUCK [PREVIOUS RESIDENCE] I'M NEVER MOVING BACK THERE.

[survivoirs]

@thorrncrowned​ sent: 🔙  // push  receiver’s  muse  against  a  wall .( TASM!Spidey @ Goblin ) 

This was an entirely new universe to conquer, whether or not Norman was too fucking weak and pathetic to grab for it was irrelevant to Goblin. And the Peter of this universe had tried to fix them. Osborn, that traitor, had even been trying to help Peter get rid of them. And so, poor Norman was shoved deep into the recesses of their mind once again. 

A familiar suited figure bounding over the buildings caught its eye as it flew over the New York streets. What a treat. This one was taller than the one it had seen on the bridge. With any luck, he was the one that belonged to their universe. Perhaps a Spidey corpse would wake Osborn up to the possibilities here? If not, Spider-Man’s death was still overdo. 

The cool air felt crisp against its face as the Goblin shifted its weight to twist the glider around in a sharp motion, dipping quickly as it picked up speed at a rapid rate. It just had to time it just right...

The glider collided into Spider-Man’s back just before he could launch another web to the next building. The Goblin let out a maniacal laugh as the hero was knocked right through a window of some office building. Glass showered the dim streets below while the glider drew to a hover right outside the newly made entrance. Stepping forward, boots crunched over glass on the carpeted floor.

“Did I interrupt your late night stroll, Peter?” Goblin cooed sinisterly into the partial darkness. Enhanced sight could easily make out the shape of the rows of cubicles and the occasional flickering lights on some of the monitors. Ears stayed fixed for any sound of the hero moving about the large room as the Goblin began walking slowly down one of the aisles. It glanced up at the ceiling due to a past learning experience before stopping. 

“The Itsy Bitsy Spider...” It sang darkly before suddenly spinning and swinging a gloved fist straight through one of the cubicle laminate walls. Knuckles just barely brushed against organic softness before the Goblin was met with a hard kick to the center of his chest plates as Spider-Man used the corner of the cubicle wall to swing his body around from where he’d been hiding. Goblin stumbled backwards, hand shooting out to steady itself against the actual wall of the building

Goblin felt something wrap around that hand and its head turned to see webbing holding it there. It chuckled briefly before flashing a look in surprise at the speed with which Spider-Man came at him fully this time. Something was different. It took the brute force of being shoved back fully into the wall with a wide grin, looking up. More webbing followed in rapid bursts and Goblin didn’t even bother to try to avoid them. It also wouldn’t hold them but this Parker didn’t yet understand the amount of strength this body was capable of. Up close it was clear this wasn’t their Spider-Man but it didn’t look disappointed. 

"My, my, my. Another Spider-Man? Is that still you under there, Peter? I bet you’ll bleed the same as mine.”

#Gobby webbed to the wall and still talking smack #THREADS. [ Can the Spider-Man come out to play? - Goblin ] #going off that Peter 2 and 3s suits are pretty similar looking from a distance #def more from a distance and not up close LOL but shuuush #least compared to Peter 1 that hed seen on the bridge #i saw this comparison of how the spideys fight and Andrews being shown as the one fighting mostly visually spider like was such a cool detai #like the way he was crawling and webbing up the Lizard and shit #*chefs kiss* just a different spidey fighting style than Goblin is used to being a neat like Oh hello youre not mine LOL #i mean it will notice that before hand but still #Andrews spidey is def faster than Tobeys too so whoops deal with that Gob #lol poor peter is probs like who the fuck r u #rp #sorry i got a lil carried away because i havent gotten a chance to write Gobby yet gonna need a lil time to get its voice just right #YOU DO NOT NEED TO MATCH #it was a lot of set up and i was trying not to write too much of peters side of the fight for like obs reasons but for set up sake