#hephaeston

[remembrancerlexandrosschreik]

Just did a digital drawing of my tech priest oc, Luka XVI, the reputed Fabricator-General of the frigid Forge World, Hephaeston III.

I know he isn't anywhere as big looking as a Fabricator-General should, but he is deceptively tall... namely because I forgot to draw the servo skulls which help give a sense of scale to him.

#warhammer 40k #warhammer oc #adeptus mechanicus #art

[lexisking]

Oh damn it has been a while since I logged on Tumblr. Uh, have a 40k art dump. Yes I have recently gotten into the 40k fandom and I know this is probably quite out of the blue. I just want to share these.

I have dubbed this Chapter the "Hephaeston Hammers"

Arthurian Deus, Chapter Master.

Vareus Dumar, Master of Sanctity

Andrin Kunan, Master of the Apothecarion

Kaeros Molotak, Master of the Forge

Haniel Deladen, Chief Librarian

Lancius Lunos, Master of the Keep Venerable Dreadnought

Honor Guard design

Standard chapter member design

Now, as for lore, if the fact that half of these have patterns of equipment that got lost in the Horus Heresy (the actual irl reason for these being used being that I just liked how they look), the in lore reason for this widespread usage of very old equipment in the chapter is due to them having a very good relationship with the Forge World of Hephaeston III, a world which neighbors their homeworld of Hephaeston II. The Mechanicus of Hephaeston III are borderline tech-heretics who just barely avoid being declared as such for reverse-engineering long lost tech by the skin of their teeth, and do so via the fact they managed to miraculously get the support to do so from Guilliman so long as they didn't end up making daemon engines or commit any form of blatant heresy. This has caused the chapter to be supplied quite heavily with some of said reverse-engineered and reproduced equipment.

Formally, this chapter is a Primaris founding successor chapter of the Sons of the Phoenix, but for any who are familiar with the Sons of the Phoenix's color scheme can guess why I say the Hephaeston Hammers are only formally sons of Rogal Dorn.

When I wrote the lore for the Hephaeston Hammers, I focused heavily on that one speech from Fulgrim: 'I came from nothing' he said, fixing his sons with a steady gaze. 'I scrabbled in the quarry pits, and down in the deepest mines, carrying buckets on my shoulders because the ascender blew a gasket,' he said. 'I broke my fingernails on raw ore, and grew blisters from heat and labour. You look down on them, blind to the beauty of their struggle. Blind to what they might become, if only someone would scrape the filth from their faces. He reached down and lifted a child onto his shoulders. The girl laughed and clapped, unafraid of the giant, even as her mother wept. Fulgrim indicated the crowd. His voice had driven many of them to their knees. 'Look at them, my sons. You are the highest, and they, the lowest. It is your duty to raise them up, as high as they will go. Anything less is not worthy of you.'

As such, the Hephaeston Hammers chapter is almost more like the Salamanders, as they value humanity just as much. The Hephaeston Hammers recruits are even allowed to return to their families between missions, some even participating in their communities, such as with Vareus Dumar who often serves as a preacher on their Shrine-world turned chapter-homeworld of Hephaeston II. This has led to the members of the chapter being quite, for lack of a better word, attached to the denizens of their home world. They celebrate victories alongside a sisters of battle convent stationed on the planet, they help train the planet's guardsmen, in times of holidays and celebrations they lead the festivities with the same conviction in which they face the enemies of mankind.

Will add more to this later but for now I need to get to bed. Also to those more, for lack of s better word, experienced with warhammer 40k, please have mercy on my understanding of lore, I have been in this fandom a mere several months and this franchise is literally older than I am so I may not fully grasp some stuff yet

#art #warhammer 40k #my ocs

[maxknightley]

having just remembered that you live in boston: we’re going to boston to visit one of our girlfriends for a week next saturday, do you have any advice to give to people who have never been there before? what spells should we prepare

if you come across a street vendor selling "beef patties," a Jamaican meat pie easily recognized by the turmeric-yellow color of its flaky outer shell, buy some. they're good as fuck

try to avoid taking the green line on a day when the sox are playing never mind the baseball season is over so you're safe

if you're looking for a neighborhood where you can just walk around and kill some time, I heavily recommend the north end, chinatown, or kenmore square. just pleasant vibes you know

there's a big citgo sign and the locals worship it like a monument to the gods. make sure to show it the proper respect if you see it

the highways fucking suck.

apple cider donuts might still be in season and if so you should buy some of those too. back when I was living there the Boston Public Market sold really good ones and I assume they still do

beware the wandering keytar bear. he is a deadly beast unsuited for parties below lvl 45.

recommended spells are INSULATLE (to ward against the cold), SUMMON: HEPHAESTON (his heavy crushing damage can overwhelm the locals' high defense stats), and REGEN (to counter the DOTs used by geese and townies)

#ask #several lizards #(i don't live in boston anymore but i used to)

[kitsukyouno]

The new servants i get, Hephaeston is so imponent that i wish make her level 100

#fate gran order

[kmp78]

"Oh how I wish I DIDN’T know he calls his dick Hammer of God or that he insisted on his Chickie Du Jour screaming out “Hephaeston!” when he was schtooping her and “staying in character” for Alexander." May I ask you why you believe this? I mean they sound as made up as the allegations about him grooming minors backstage? Why believing this and not the rest?

The man who is so proud of his equipment that he had to boast about it on radio and fondle it on stage and who "allegedly" likes his sexuals on the rougher side (some might even claim a bit too much on the r*pe fantasy side but let's not go there now) so much that a chick once said it "hurt like Satan" wouldn't be so vain and laughable that he'd use those kinds of nicks for his weenie? 🤔

[bthump]

I don’t know if you’ve ever read the Iliad, but for some reason Griffith and Guts remind me of Achilles and Patroclus, and I’ve always seen Griffith’s Achilles heal as Guts, in a similar way as Achilles real weakness was Patroclus. I kinda want to see an AU with that.

yeah legit, they really do seem to be the archetypal godlike successful admirable dude/the dude he loves and fucks his life up over ship, maybe along with Alexander/Hephaeston lol, and I think it's a good premise for an AU. Though tbh I haven't actually read it myself, this is just what I assume through osmosis.

#ask #anonymous #b #headcanons #other au

[alustriel-the-star]

Eastern path. Alexander the Great (a new version) by Ephaistien

#alexander #bucephalus #hephaeston #alexanderthegreat

[misterrnobody]

[M4M] [Longterm]Gay Romance Roleplay

Hello! I'm currently looking for someone who's interested in writing a gay romance with me (don’t care about your actual real life gender). My preferences are drama, angst, slice of life and so on. For writing, at least 2 paragraphs, proper English, third person only and the quicker you reply, the better (though different timezones are totally okay and real life comes first!). All I ask if that you don't just disappear on me. If there's something you don't like; just tell me. I'm an adult and I can handle it. Expect me to do the same. Character wise, I’m looking for characters around the age of 25-38. I also require a real life faceclaim. I’m mostly into writing with pretty masculine characters.

I do not write NSFW content with any admins under the age of 18. As for his kind of content; my characters do not take the “top” position.

Due to the fact a lot of people have had me waste my time writing starters only not to reply; I ask that you write the first starter purely for me to see that you're serious about writing.

I've been roleplaying for 8 years on various platforms and am rather proud to say that people always seem to be amazed by the stories I come up with!

I have a preference for OC's, though I have 2 ships I'm willing to write out;

Hephaestion x Alexander (which would be in a ancient setting unless you prefer a modern one).

Visual: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qLzu4ondZU

and Colin Farrell x Jared Leto. (Seriously, you'd make me really happy if you're into one of these ships : ) 

I also really don't mind having a good conversation next to the roleplay itself!

We can either write on here or through discord. If you’re interested, please shoot me a chat message.

#new rp #new roleplay #indie rp #indie roleplay #gay romance #gay #homosexual roleplay #gay rp #gay roleplay #oc #oc rp #alexander x hephaestion #alexander x hephaeston #alexander 2004 #alexander the great #hephaestion #alexander #Jared Leto roleplay #jared leto #colin farrell #colin farrell roleplay #group rp #solo rp #roleplay #fantasy roleplay #band roleplay #celebrity coleplay #celeb rp #celebrity rp

[hasmashdoneanythingwrong]

Pretender SR Hephaeston apparently. Not sure if real, will keep an eye on it.

#fate #fate grand order #fgo

[ratatoskryggdrasil]

Micheal Jones, Hephaeston

#Micheal Jones #Hephaestus #painting

[spikeybits]

RUMORS: Surprise Ad Mech Heavy Infantry Hidden In Plain Sight Surprise, first it was a new Adeptus Mechanicus Archaeopter Flyer (I know right?), and now there may be new Heavy Infantry called Hephaestons coming soon! Read More The post RUMORS: Surprise Ad Mech Heavy Infantry Hidden In Plain Sight appeared first on Spikey Bits . https://spikeybits.com/2019/12/rumors-surprise-ad-mech-heavy-infantry-hidden-in-plain-sight.html

[okayideas]

Episode guide to season 1 of James Midnight: Fleshplumber

1 – College student James Midnight becomes accidentally locked in the university after hours. Trying to find an open exit, he instead finds a secret room filled with books about a mysterious ancient being – the Fleshplumber.

2 – Hephaeston summons James Midnight to the Room of Knives to be tested as the new Fleshplumber.

3 – The villainous Thothot abducts James’s girlfriend Sara to gain leverage over James’s mentor Hephaston.

4 – James unleashes the power of the Fleshplumber in public, necessitating an emergency intervention by the mysterious beings known as the Eponymous Ones.

5 – Under Hephaeston’s guidance, James gains control of his Fleshplumber powers and tracks Thothot to a construction site.

6 – Hephaeston assigns the Fleshplumber his first appointment: a mortal who has unwisely found the secret of eternal life.

7 – The bizarre and vengeful Son of Thothot comes for the Fleshplumber.

8 – The Fleshplumber realizes that an otherworldly fungus is responsible for the giant reptiles that he has been encountering.

9 – The Fleshplumber has an appointment with a minor god who seems to know far too much about James’s mortal personal life.

10 – Sara convinces James to take a break from being the Fleshplumber to enter a golf tournament.

11 – Spending the summer as a day laborer, James unexpectedly finds a need to call upon the powers of the Fleshplumber when a building demolition goes awry.

12 – The Fleshplumber ignores Hephaeston’s warnings and harnesses for himself the power of the mysterious fungus he has been investigating.

13 – James and Sara schedule a brewery tour, but Hephaeston assigns the Fleshplumber an appointment in a royal palace on another plane of existence.

14 – James discovers that a rare flower infected with the otherworldly fungus can give him a new level of power. The discovery comes just in time, as the Fleshplumber must rescue abducted royalty from an enormous monster.

15 – James tries to spend a rare day off from his Fleshplumber duties repairing his relationship with his girlfriend Sara.

16 – Hephaeston assigns the Fleshplumber an appointment at a boxing gym where the fighters have begun developing mystical powers.

17 – Hephaeston assigns the Fleshplumber a strange appointment at an automobile racetrack.

18 – Sara accidentally reads the first chapter of the Manual of the Fleshplumber. James begins having unsettling dreams of vegetables.

19 – Sara and James each open a door that should not exist and find themselves in an otherworld neither of them have seen before, where the powers of the Fleshplumber work very differently.

20 – James awakens into a world where there is no Fleshplumber. Only he and Sara can remember the world as it was before.

21 – A royal family who the Fleshplumber had previously saved need his help again. When James asks Hephaeston for advice, Hephaeston is unusually focused on raccoons.

22 – The Fleshplumber stows away on a magical airship to a dark hellscape for a confrontation against an enemy he had thought dead.

23 – Sara reads the second chapter of the Manual of the Fleshplumber, presenting James with a dilemma.

24 – Faced with an alien invasion, James discovers a new ability to project energy orbs.

25 – When a plague threatens to decimate humanity, Hephaeston insists that this is problem is not a job for the Fleshplumber.

26 – Sara and James become shipwrecked on an island inhabited by friendly dinosaurs. The dinosaurs seem to know something about James’s forgotten childhood.

#writing saturday #writing #james midnight: fleshplumber

[tindogpodcast]

TDP 761: Torchwood 19 The Death Of Captain Jack from @Bigfinish

@TinDogPodcast reviews 

  Captain Jack is finally dying, and it's time for his oldest friend to visit his deathbed. King John has come to tell him a story. The story of the life he should have had.

It's the story of Alexander the Great, sinking ships, falling empires, robot dinosaurs, and alien invasions. It's a story of love, royal weddings, murder, mass murder, genocide, and very tight trousers.

It's the story of the life of Captain John and it's the story of Torchwood. Be careful what you wish for.

Torchwood contains adult material and may not be suitable for younger listeners

Written By: David Llewellyn Directed By: Scott Handcock

Cast

John Barrowman (Captain Jack Harkness), James Marsters (Captain John Hart), Eve Myles (Gwen Cooper), Gareth David-Lloyd (Ianto Jones), Kai Owen (Rhys Williams), Tom Price (Sgt Andy), Samuel Barnett (Norton Folgate), Rowena Cooper (Queen Victoria), Rick Yale (Christopher Marlowe), Aly Cruickshank (Alexander the Great), Marilyn Le Conte (Catherine the Great), Luke Williams (Hephaeston), Richard Elfyn (Field Marshal), Kerry Joy Stewart (Flat Holm Doctor), Kristy Philipps (Royal Servant)

Producer James Goss Script Editor David Llewellyn Executive Producers Jason Haigh-Ellery and Nicholas Briggs

A new Tin Dog Podcast

[muhnstor]

I don’t give a shit about the rest of history just tell me who topped Alexander or Hephaeston

#history #historay #alexander the great #hephaeston #history's most fanfiction story ever #except the marrying thing that sucked #Aleston #Aleston 2k15

[kmp78]

he insisted on his Chickie Du Jour screaming out “Hephaeston!” when he was schtooping her and “staying in character” // probably cock* du jour as Hephaestion was gay or at least bi 😂

Yeah well to my knowledge Alex and Hep were Macedonians but in the movie they sounded like they were conquering the green hills and vales of Ireland so I don't know how true the plot was to the original story anyway... 😂

[kmp78]

"Let’s just call it as it is: if I didn’t run this blog, you would have NOWHERE to get the latest news and gossip on your precious snowflake. ❄️"

How about opening your eyes and realizing that this "information" is just your speculation?You've been blogging for how long...Yes, for many years now🥱But you don't even know corny things about Jared's orientation and that's the simplest thing that everyone in Hollywood knows😂You're just a crazy fan who went crazy with her love for a poor strange man and now you've forced yourself to hate him.Okay, good luck, baby.

I don't know the corny details of JL's orientation? 😂

Oh how I wish I DIDN'T know he calls his dick Hammer of God or that he insisted on his Chickie Du Jour screaming out "Hephaeston!" when he was schtooping her and "staying in character" for Alexander. 😂