#hi its almost 5am

[voidimp]

turning off rbs bc i explained this poorly u can stop voting on it

i forgot to add an option for other so just like. pick whichever one u think is closest (or the results option if u really cant decide)

feel free to elaborate on your opinion if u would like. i am Curious i want to know everyones thoughts

#hi its almost 5am #i do have a preference. btw #funny how we use the suffix -taur for other animal variations of centaurs when thats. referring to the animal half not the human half #so it really should be cen[animal]. its like if u had something like Werewolf But Bird & called it a birdwolf instead of a werebird #(using that example specifically bc i have werebird ocs lmao) #correct me if im wrong btw but im pretty sure thats how the etymology works out #like idk what cen actually means. but id guess probably something along the lines of human or person #bc taur has to come from like. tauros/taurus right?? which is bull not horse but close enough theyre both ungulates #edit: ok i was half wrong . why does the name refer to the thing it kills instead of the thing itself

[unstablecryptid]

#jon bernthal #american gigolo #its almost 5am i should not be this h #his back in the one picture im gonna start barking #no caption fuckin needed for this one

[analogboii]

lmfao I just saw someone who looks like law at my apartment complex??? lmfaooooo I was driving to leave for work and I just suddenly see someone in a black and yellow hoodie like he wore in sabaody and even hat a hat that kinda looks like the one he wears? it was like white and gray. not to mention his stature, hairstyle, and facial hair matched?? fucking wild. did a double take for sure like what the fuck lmfaoooo

#its also like 5am so i could just be tired #but he also wore his exact clothes almost #like the hoodie was the same except no jolly rodger obviously #fucking wild #one piece #trafalgar law

[natsmagi]

everytime I see your posts on my dash I just go "honey wake up tumblr user natsmagi dropped another banger natsumugi art piece.."

HELPWHFUJAHKJFJ U ARE ALL TOO SWEETTTTTTTT RAHHHHHHHH

to show my appreciation have monky casting spell of Love

#i love this video and i love u. #im gonna sleep now its almost 5am hi #ask

[thrustin-timberlake]

can i say something potentially controversial. i’m sad we live in a cultural climate where commentary youtube channels will most likely stay as popular as they are. i think calling them “commentary” is a huge stretch, because the most popular/relevant channels are essentially: *sees cringy thing* *makes fun of thing*. i think it’s a mean-spirited genre that no actual creativity goes into, and my proof of that is that truly, if you pick a random creator, most of their videos are indistinguishable from one another. it’s just…so boring. it’s truly “content,” which, we can talk about the consequences influencers and the like have had in that word becoming something that unfortunately loops in…actual artists (across mediums!). everything is content and nothing is art. oh, white guy #47 watched an animated movie with a 14 cent budget and made fun of it? should we tell everyone? should i wake up walt disney and tell him about it? or white guy #52 platformed a bigot and then said, “no, you see, i’m showing why he’s bad! thankfully i am playing no role in his exposure to new audiences.” like…give me a fucking break. and all that to say- i do think there ARE some really creative ones out there! like, i love jarvis johnson and people like gabi belle or annamarie forcino, but the difference is they’re also…actually transforming content? there’s active research or bits or actual positivity in how they react (not just the ol reliable of “this thing bad!”). idk. maybe it really is just the straight white dudes of youtube commentary, but honestly i mostly watch video essays and crafting/sewing/art channels and oh my god i sure would like it if the youtube algorithm recommended me people similar to what i actually like and interact with, and not whoever their pre-approved money making blorbos are

i think being a true hater is an art form. none of these dweebs are achieving that- they’re just reinforcing cringe culture in a boring and brand-safe way

#hi this is a little dumb guy rant that you can ignore #there are real problems in the world and this is not one of them. #its just almost 5am and i need to bitch about something other than The Situation I Am In. this rant is not that deep

[klownkoster]

KARMA!!!!

#klowndraws #my art #my oc #Ringmaster Karma #Karma Runeheart #Rosenverse #his design is by one of my besties but im unsure if she has a tumblr #backgrounds suck ass #its almost 5am have mercy

[nightlynymph]

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#i'm back home after one of the worst nights of my life #my cat fell from the kitchen window #i live on the 4th floor #i was locked in my room for like an hour #only then i realised he's gone and this was at midnight #after that i walked the whole neighbourhood twice yelling after him #i looked everywhere in the house and everywhere in the parking lot and behind and around every block and he was nowhere #i came back upstairs and i cried for some good 30-45 minutes harder than i ever cried in my life #i almost gave up for the night when i decided to drag myself out of bed and roam the neighbourhood again at 3am #i was kind of numb at this point and i was in no hurry #which is why i decided the best course of action is to check under every car touroughly #and that's when i found him #just several steps from where he probably fell but he was so so so scared he wouldn't move at all #his face was obviously bleeding a lot but i didn't know much else #i somehow managed in the end to grab him from under the car and i ran to the emergency vet #its 5am now and im back home and i was told he will be ready to be discharged this morning until noon #which is amazing #im so happy that internally he is alright #he cannot walk without dragging himself so his paws need some casts #and his face was a bit dislodged and im afraid it might stay like that but otherwise he is ok and he is safe and i found him #which is all that matters #the guilt i feel right now made me self destructive for the first time in years #i will cat proof every inch of the apartment #i rambled a lot im sorry #had to get it out

[delusional-mishaps]

THE Y/N(s) !!! ✨✨🕺🕺

Hello it's me, skyy-rocket ! sorry for being gone in your blog for awhile since for whatever reason your and the some other blogs i follow suddenly disappeared om my followings(?) I didn't realized what's happening, till i can't no longer find you (and the other) on my list and my search bar. I really have to use goggle in order to see and enter you (and the other) blog(s)

I don't know whatever it's the tumblr it's self was doing or my phone is glitching but i hope this will be the last.

Anyway tag me from now -𝐣𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧 and also, i miss you!

-𝐣𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧

HELLO HELLO HIIII [runs around like a dog]

hm.. that is a very difficult situation... :( thats actually happened to me before?? especially to old mutuals just randomly disappearing from my feed/following even tho we both followed each other still???

ANYWAY SCRUMPTIOUS ART LIKE ALWAYS LETS GOOOO I LOVE YOU/p

#jst anon #skyy-rocket #for me??? #blushes and giggles #FELL YELLING FOR HIS Y/N IS SO CUTE OMGGG #so adornal #also its 5am and i just woke up to my sisters cat almost throwing up on my bed LMFAOOO #DUDE SCARED ME HE JUST STARTED WRETCHING LOUD AS GUCK I WAS LIKE 😨😟??!!? #he didnt throw up... thank god... #anyway #jester answers

[love-songs-for-emma]

i see early seasons sam winchester & im like "sammy🥺" i see later seasons sam winchester & im like "j*red padaIecki🤬"

#spn #its just. #its like i knew sammy Personally. & then he grew up into Jared Padalecki. i see older sam's face & maybe its bc i disappeared from #the fandom for 5 years but i feel like its also bc j*red just kept getting Worse that by the end it hurt sam's face for me #idk this is probably a very specific to me feeling #but also this is for the hashtag early season sammy identifiers. i loved him sm #i dont even remember what happened. honestly i think it was the fact that the show made dean more of a character #& less of a comic relief & now im just like Ok i Am Him. but also thats bc i need Help #i say that like i havent been thru enough therapy already #also. on s1 sammy. ive always always wanted to have telekinesis & ive had dreams abt it since i was a child.... rmbr when he moved that #cabinet with his brain in s1 to save that parent(mom?) from their son (who was also one of #azazel's ''chosen ones''? yeah uh. whatever happened to that. am i forgetting smth or did they just Drop sam having powers #''naturally'' (post azazel incident at birth & pre-drinking demon blood)? #anywayy #no hard h8 to mr padalecki. i dont want to be cruicified. this website is v scurry sometimes #for all intents & purposes this is a JOKE. a silly lil meme. a silly lil post on my silly lil blog that i hope makes a silly someone like #me laugh #gn #or gm rather. its almost 5am & i did just wake up. but ill prob snooze more. who knows. #real fanfic hours? we'll have to see. #supernatural #sw #sam winchester #sammy #sammy winchester #s1 sammy #spn s1

[galaxynival]

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[thelaisydazy]

Firefighter!Simon Riley x Reader - Routine

It’s 5AM. Bloody five in the goddamn morning. The sun isn’t up and you’re barely awake as you unlock the bakery door, but a hulking shape startles you awake as you notice the man and German Shepherd standing outside. The man stares down at you as the dog wags its tail. He’s blond, almost freakishly so with the darkest eyes you’ve ever seen. You can’t see the rest of his face thanks to the black privacy mask with the lower portion of a skull painted on it. He’s wearing a pair of dark jeans tucked into sturdy boots and a black hoodie.

“G’morning,” he says, tilting his head as he watches you wipe a hand down your tired face. He doesn’t even apologize for scaring you. 

You hold the door open for him and his dog. He’s a regular from the firehouse just down the street. You'd think you would have gotten used to him lurking around the front door, yet every morning you go through the same thing. 

“We have danishes and turnovers today,” you say, leading him over towards the freshly stocked counter. The bakery smelled of fresh bread and sugary pastries, it made your stomach grumble, reminding you that you hadn’t eaten yet. Before you can slip behind the counter, his dog nudges your elbow. You turned with a smile, rubbing both your hands on his ears before walking behind the counter. “What’ll it be then?”

“Danish,” the firefighter said, his gaze never leaving you. You reached into the case and pulled out a pair of danishes, one cherry and one cheese. You never bothered asking him what flavors he preferred, he never seemed to care what he had. You also grabbed a couple of dog treats from a jar near the register. 

He reached for his wallet but you swatted his hand away when he tried to hand you a few dollars. Your boss insisted that keeping the local first responders fed was more important than profit. You walked around the counter again, watching as the firefighter met you by a little table near the front window. You place the pastries down, slipping a treat to the dog before sitting across from him. 

You both sit quietly while you eat the cheese danish. He doesn’t touch his, never does. He always just sits with you while you eat and takes his breakfast to go. It’s odd, but he never complains, and surely if he had a problem with it he’d say something. 

“You know..” you start. “I know Riley’s name.” You gesture to the dog, who was currently resting his head in your lap. “But you still haven’t told me your’s.”

“Simon.” His voice is blunt, that same flat tone he always used. 

“Simon..” you say back. “I like it.” 

You have no idea what hearing you say his name does to him. It sets his heart racing. His mouth waters. He swears, he’d die just to hear you say it again.

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The brain rot is so real. I just wanna eat him up.

#call of duty #cod fanfic #cod #ghost x reader #simon ghost riley x reader #simon riley x reader #firefighter!simon riley #firefighter!ghost #141 firefighters

[gooddogbestfriend]

Encanto would be so much better if the little kids were written like actual children and not memes

#kya rambles #sorry its 4am and i can't sleep #oh it's almost 5am now #but like i love encanto #but when the children open their mouths i want to commit murder #antonio i think is his name? #he's fine until the last song

[jadeneppy]

Took a nap at a very bad time GDJENEMME

#was basically 7pm when i took my nap now its almost 11pm #might just go back to sleep cuz im goin to the movies tomorrow :D!!! #watched puss in boots the other day n im gonna watch megan now :3!!!!! #it snowed so much today too i might post some pics of it tomorrow #also might make a snow man heheheh #i reaaaallly gotta stop sleepin at 5am tho cuz i got called into work today n was v disoriented n messed up like a pizza or two #my boss gave me money for a spa day thing :3! just cuz i asked if i could get cashed out for like 10 dolla and he just gave me it #since i came in on short notice and with a snow storm. was kinda scared id run outta gas cuz i only had 42 miles left of gas #but!! my friend lent me her sams club card for cheap gas :3!!!! #okay imma snrzz in a bit smooooork mimimimi #neppy nyas #BUT ALSO FUUUUCCKKKK SNEEG STREAMED AS SOON AS I TOOK A NAP SO I MISSED OUT ON THE CHANNEL POINTS WAAAAAAH #I REALLY WANNA GET HIM TO PLAY MOONSETTER ON HIS STREAM #30k more points to go....

[narts-kakashi-doll]

He's sad he's cringe he's sopping wet dumpster juice but he has the voice of the devil

#hes so pathetic and cringe and his voice is like alcoholic velvet purring through your brain #im having a normal time #its almost 5am i may not be coherent but like aaaaaaaaaa

[slaygentford]

Armand's podcast chiarobscuro on obscure art history is just him speaking in a monotone for 1 hour about 1 page of 1 illuminated manuscript nd it's coincidentally number 1 trending on pods because people use it as a sleep aid. but then sometimes in the middle of it he'll say something incredibly disturbing and a cult (haha.) following starts claiming there are hidden subliminals in it which are allegations Armand never acknowledges and which people on twitter roast but reality shifters on tik tok get increasingly into. Daniels podcast by/line is beat out consistently by pod save America which is totally fine and not contributing to his alcoholism or his divorce or his psychosexual obsession with armand. he won't listen to armands podcast as a point of principle except for when he puts it on to fall asleep and then gets weirdly turned on and then pavlovs himself into arousal every time he hears armands voice. one sided psychological torture. Armand's cult (haha.) following continues to grow until lestat's podcast lestat (self-titled) filed in culture & the arts blows up and usurps him even though its an hour and a half one-man monologue about quite genuinely nothing at all, though worryingly often, his mother. and Louis? well Louis isnt privy to any of this because he has a child to raise and zones out whenever lestat starts talking about renting out a bigger recording studio for his podcast so that he can have guests on and invest in sound equipment FOR CLAUDIAS FUTURE, OF COURSE. her college fund Louis! the dividends will go toward her college fund. ahaha. what is the definition of this: dividends. Louis gets curious and listens to lestats podcast but gets distracted by recommended for you: chiarobscuro, finds it interesting enough that he doesn't fall asleep, and mentions it offhandedly to lestat after telling him lestat (self-titled) is cute. lestat is distracted by the high of being told Louis likes his podcast but wakes up in the middle of the night sitting straight up in bed when he remembers Louis said "chiarobscuro" in passing at precisely 7:46am this morning. lestat who has armand in his phone represented by the 🕴🏼emoji from college (Louis doesnt know he knows him, lestat has never once mentioned him) calls him from the bathroom at 4am and demands he immediately end his podcasting career. armand who of course answered at 4am counters that they meet in a neutral location to discuss terms. at 5am lestat and armand meet at a park. lestat rages, scaring off several sunrise joggers and their dogs. armand allows this to happen in silence and then says look across the pond. at which point lestat does and sees a bedraggled 50 year old white man plodding along with bodega coffee. you needn't worry about your Louis, says armand. I have a different project. I have been implanting subliminal messages in my podcasts in order to lure Molloy into my thrall. lestat, grudgingly impressed, concedes and stops to get coffee for the family before going back home. Louis and claudia are delighted by the impromptu breakfast and lestat is offered a special shower time reward. before disrobing, and working quickly, he hacks Louis' phone (passcode claudia's birthday) and in a fit of true selfless sacrifice deletes not just Louis' subscription to chiarobscuro, but his podcast app as a whole--damning his own podcast to never again be heard by Louis but removing armand permanently from their lives forever. he joins Louis in the shower, stunned by his own genius. perhaps he will have that worm molloy on his show in order to thwart armands plans. lestat 2 armand 0. it's almost enough to ease the burn of armand telling lestat in their audio production class in college that he's too dumb to start a podcast

[chigirizzz]

it was 5am when geto suguru woke up. the moon could still be seen through the window, its glow kissing the dark of the night, leaving a trail of dim light behind. it was peaceful and quiet.

he rubbed his tired eyes. something was wrong.

he turned around to face you, only to realize you weren’t in bed. the sheets on your side of the bed all messed up, your plush almost falling out of the bed, and your pillow was cold. suguru knew where you were: probably in the living room wasting time watching tv since you couldn’t fall asleep again. laying his head on your pillow, he let his hand feel the cold and soft fabric touching his fingers. your smell was there, intoxicating him with love hormones.

that was your routine now. go to sleep, wake up a few times during the night, and give up trying to fall asleep once more. suguru felt bad for you—he had to watch you get sleepy in the afternoon, resulting in you ruining your sleep schedule even more. he wanted you to be in his arms the entire night. 

a sigh left his lips as he got out of the bed to see you, dragging his feet.

“again?” the male asked with a tired smile. worry and love could be read in his eyes. 

“woke up three times tonight.” you didn’t face him, you were too tired to move yet you couldn’t sleep anymore; you refuse to sleep anyway. “i just want to sleep for the entire night.”

“i’ll make you some tea.”

“it’s fine.” your words were interrupted by a yawn. “go back to bed.”

the male sat next to you on the sofa. his arms invited you into his embrace, to which you accepted. he hugged you like he did before falling asleep, with you protected in his arms.

suguru wasn’t a fan of love or happy couples. yet, he found himself admiring you during dates. he found himself giving you a massage on your scalp every time you had a bad day. he found himself having his breath taken just by the sight of you. his name on your lips was a melody that could be heard by him and only him.

“feel sleepy yet?”

“i am sleepy. i’m tired.” you rubbed your eyes. “i just can’t fall asleep. i’ll wake up again anyway. so what’s the point?”

“the point, my dear.” suguru rubbed your back gently. his plan was trying to make you fall asleep so he could take you to your shared bedroom. “is that you’re losing hours of rest,” he said, his voice slowly getting lower. “and we don’t want that. right, sweetheart?”

another yawn. “no. but i’ll wake up again.”

“and i’ll make sure to help you fall asleep again. you’ll sleep entire nights in no time.” he smiled as you looked at him. your poor body was really begging for some proper rest. “i’ll make you some warm tea now, ok?” you nodded at his whisper.

“suguru. i love you.”

his smile widened, happy to hear your words. “i love you too."

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