#hitch kiss

[viva-la-mg]

im in love with these nosy bitches

#theyre so invested in the drama im crying #same i love a good ordeal #ted im gonna kiss u stop it #hitch <3 #ted hitchcock #dolo #shoresy

[gio-cosmo]

Fellas is it gay to get stuck in an endless time loop where you’re trapped in an elevator with your coworker?

#this is about elevator hitch #just to be clear #new favorite games just dropped (it’s dead plate and elevator hitch) #there should be a secret ending where they kiss 🤷‍♂️ #(seriously though I love this game so much oh my god 😭🙏) #elevator hitch

[carrythatwayt]

Another offering to the "cockles moments that broke me" art altar.

#cockles #cockles fan art #my art #cockles hitch kiss

[karizard-ao3]

Eren and Mikasa in the kiss cam?

Hello, anon! Thank you for your patience! I wanted to write a drabble for this and it took me some time to decide on the scenario. Without further ado, I present...

Eren and Mikasa in the Kiss Cam

“So what’s going on between you and that hottie sitting next to you?” Hitch asked as she came out of the stall and joined Mikasa at the sink to wash her hands. She’d gotten free hockey tickets at work, so that’s what they were doing for girl’s night this week.

Mikasa blushed. “He just shared his nachos with me and we talked a little bit,” she said. “He bought me a beer.”

“Oh?” said Hitch, waggling her eyebrows.

Mikasa’s blush deepened. “He is pretty cute, isn’t he?”

“I’ll say!” said Hitch.

“I kind of want to give him my number,” said Mikasa, covering her face with her hands. “I don’t know! I’m too shy!”

“Do it!” said Hitch. “You should make a move. Kiss him.”

Mikasa gasped. She was the color of a ripe cherry now. “What if he isn’t into me, though? What if he’s just being nice?”

Hitch scoffed. “There is no way he’s just being nice when he’s checking you out every two seconds. I’ve been keeping my eye on you both. He wants it.”

Mikasa squeaked and shook her head. “I don’t know if I can make the first move.”

Hitch rolled her eyes, shaking the excess water off her hands and grabbing a paper towel. “You need to grow a pair, Mikasa. What’s your seat number?”

Mikasa pulled her ticket stub out of her pocket and showed her. 

“Okay, I’ll meet you back there. I have to go do something first,” said Hitch.

“What are you going to do?” Mikasa asked.

“Just stuff!” Hitch said, sounding annoyed as she pushed open the bathroom door. “I’ll meet you back at the seats.”

“Okay…” said Mikasa, following her out into the hallway, then parting ways to head back toward their section alone.

“Where’s Hitch?” Sasha whispered when Mikasa sidled her way past her towards her seat.

“She wouldn’t tell me,” said Mikasa.

“Probably getting up to something evil,” said Annie, popping  a french fry in her mouth.

“I’m going to text her and ask her to bring me a slice of pizza,” said Sasha, getting out her phone. 

“You just ate two hot dogs and a custard,” said Annie.

“I’m still hungry,” said Sasha.

Mikasa chuckled at them and continued past them to her seat, right between the absent Hitch and the brown-haired, green-eyed stranger who had introduced himself as Eren.

“Hey, you’re back,” he grinned, twisting towards her as she sat down. 

“Did I miss anything good?” she asked, returning his grin with a shy smile.

“There was almost a fight,” said Eren, leaning on the armrest dividing their chairs. “But only almost. So, no. You didn’t miss out on anything… unless you missed me?”

Mikasa’s face, which had just finally gone back to its normal color, turned pink again. Her mind raced for a flirty response. What would Hitch say in her shoes? Ah! “I was counting down the seconds until we could be together again, Eren,” she teased.

Now it was his turn to blush. “Uh… Cool,” he said, with a breathless laugh. “I was… uh… I’m glad you’re back, too.”

The guy with the buzzcut who was sitting next to him elbowed him in the arm. “Smooth,” he said, rolling his eyes.

Eren glared at him. “Fuck off, Connie!”

Connie rolled his eyes again and returned his attention to the game.

Eren turned back to Mikasa. “Um, so… Uh…” He tapped on his knees. “After the game, um…”

“Yes?” said Mikasa, biting her lip.

Eren stared at her for a moment, taking a series of progressively deeper breaths before he finally said, “The crowds can be pretty bad, so be careful on your way out to the parking lot.”

Mikasa’s shoulders slumped. “Okay,” she said.

Eren gritted his teeth, glancing at Connie, who was snickering under his breath. He scowled and slouched back in his chair, folding his arms across his chest. “I mean, I’ll walk you out,” he said to Mikasa. “Make sure no one bumps into you.”

She brightened. “Okay,” she said.

“So… just stay close to me,” he said, straightening up a little bit. “I’ll keep you safe.”

“Okay,” said Mikasa, scoring a conversational hat trick. “Thank you.”

Eren chanced a glance at her. “It’s my pleasure,” he said, swallowing hard. “And then, maybe, if you want…”

“Oh my god, it’s a kiss cam!” Sasha squealed.

“Huh?” said Eren, his head swinging towards the jumbotron. Mikasa turned, too.

The screen was now framed in pink, with a heart cutout revealing the camera’s view. An older couple gave each other a peck on the lips and waved at everyone before the image cut to another couple, who laughed and shook their heads, making X’ing motions with their hands. When the camera didn’t pan away, the woman kissed her fingertips and patted it onto the man’s temple. The image cut to a little boy and his mom. He shouted, pointing up at himself with delight, then turned and hugged his mom, who squeezed him tight and gave him a kiss on the cheek.

Mikasa giggled. “Oh my gosh, can you imagine being put on the spot like… Oh…” she trailed off, her stomach lurching. That was her face on the screen now. And, framed inside the heart with her, Eren. He was frozen beside her, his hands gripping his armrests. When she saw him unfreeze and turn to her on the screen, she turned to him in real life.

“Uh…” he said with an awkward laugh. “So… If you’re cool with it…” He turned his face and tapped on his cheek.

Mikasa glanced back up at the screen, biting her lip, then looked back at Eren. You need to grow a pair, Hitch’s disembodied voice commanded. Mikasa sucked in a breath as she took Eren’s chin and turned his face back towards hers. She tapped her lips. “If you’re cool with it…” she started to say, but his mouth was already on hers, his hand slipping around the back of her head and tangling in her hair. She grabbed his shoulders, kissing him back amid a stadium full of whoops and catcalls. They parted to take a breath, then dove back in.

“Uh, you can stop now. The kiss cam is over,” said Annie. “It’s been over for a while.”

“You horny freaks,” said Sasha, as Mikasa and Eren separated, panting and disoriented. 

Mikasa smoothed out her hair, glancing around, shame-faced. “Sorry,” she said, but everyone was watching the game again. She bit her lip and looked at Eren. He was staring at her, starry-eyed. 

“We usually go get food after the game if you want to come,” he said. “But, like, we can ditch everyone else and just go by ourselves.” He blushed. “If you want.”

“I do,” said Mikasa, as Hitch finally returned to her seat.

“Cool!” said Eren, grinning from ear-to-ear, then turning to his friends. “Hey, I’m going to go hang out with Mikasa after the game so you can all go fuck yourselves and eat without me.”

Hitch leaned towards Mikasa. “What’s that?” she said. “You made out with a guy in front of everyone and now you’re going on a date with him? Hmmm… It’s lucky you ended up on that kiss cam, I guess, or you never would have made a move.” She smirked.

Mikasa’s eyes widened. “Hitch!” she hissed.

“What?” Hitch asked, tossing her hair.

Mikasa studied her for a moment. “Nothing,” she said, turning back to the game and Eren. She was right.

The end.

#ask me things #my asks #answered asks #eren jaeger #eremika #mikasa ackerman #drabble #kiss cam #kiss #fluff #hitch dreyse

[casdeans-pie]

I always forget how deep the cockles lore goes until I accidentally stumble back down into a well of it and it just keeps going

#there is just. so much #the hitch kiss reenactment. straddlegate. underbears. anniversary selfie. blankie. it just KEEPS GOING #so much fun to just keep falling down the well honestly #cockles #jenmish

[memes-in-a-half-shell]

*vomits this sketch*

I just had this in mind all day and I needed to draw it quickly

disclaimer: I do not condone smoking. It's bad for you, children.

#it's-a-moi #my drawings #business au #oohh sometimes I do be hitching for a smoke #it's been years since I had one - I'm a recreational smoker #last thing I had by the end of 2022 was weed with my sister #but heh - it's not a necessity #-SLAPS IT OUT OF DONNIE'S HAND- #STOP IT - I AIN'T KISSING SOME ASH BREATH MOUTH #the aesthetic tho oooooohhhhhh #also sorry if the shell looks almost non-existent #it's really hidden in the shadows ... LIKE A NINJA AOWAWHEAOHEAWOHEAW #I need to calm down my shadings jfc

[mousecracker]

historians call them roommates

#hitchannie my loves #they mean the world to me #hitchannie #attack on titan #aot #annie leonhart #shingeki no kyoujin #snk #hitch dreyse #i need them to kiss in canon #its not a want its a need #i miss them 😢

[boxwinebaddie]

i'm sorry but everyone actually has to know that if ravesey ever get married in a formal ceremony ( which, oh my god, is this real??? hello ) ravenstan totally got up on stage and crimson dawn dropped the Hardest punk rock cover of kiss me by sixpence none the other...Ever

#nina speaks #listen i know that went crazy #and it was cute lmao #crimson dawn taking y2k chick flick romcom songs and punk rockifying them and freaking them is so iconic to me #i bet you stan leaned down and kissed kyle on the hand and winked and kyle rolled his eyes literally blushing lmaooooooo #also pls note ravenstan did in fact kiss him under the milky twilight and lead him out on the moon lit floor <333 #they did also cover style by taylor swift i'm afriad #also sorry i might be posting a lot bc i feel criminally insane tonight #all the candid footage taken of jersey is him getting rizzed #and then flipping off the camera #also the jewish mexican fusion went crazy stupid jersey said his vows in spanish and ravenstan said his in hebrew ;-; <3 #and marjorine cried like a baby...kenny...also cried #don't look @ me i can't think abt my kids gettin hitched #the box wine & stanley marsh smolders were free flowing btw #not for raven he was having a mocktail i love u baby :* #jersey tho? he was veeeery drunk lol #it was at starks pond and a lovely autumn evening #like jersey talked about in his letter to stan for his bday #and the stars were all out at night for the reception #literally because crimson dawn were tearing it up #i refuse to believe stan didn't sing at his own wedding #he totally ate and left no crumbs bitch #hot shit bad boy behavior

[most-sane-protag-fanboy]

Cigarettes.. (*kills them* *kills them* *kills them* *kills th

#elevator hitch #digital art #fanart #itch.io #K-K-KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE!!! or something #cotag

[sashimiyas]

tonight, osamu, i am thinking of you. welcome homeeeeeee 🫂

#reinas.inretrograde #baby i miss you sm #but anyways thinking him just whispering the filthiest and most romantic shit into your ear and down your jaw #like your guys’ schedules haven’t aligned in days. you’ve been missing each other and finally #finally osamu gets home. and you’ve just plopped yourself into bed. and his breath hitches at the sight of you still awake #he didn’t mean to get out so late. wanted to finish his stuff early so that he could come home before you and spoil you. make you dinner or #start you a bath but things kept piling up. he spent the whole drive home beating himself up. because ‘things’ continue piling up and bless #ya. he really doesn’t deserve you at all because at this point. even if you’re irritated… you understand. #and you’re in bed with a face shiny from moisturizer and some baggy pajamas because you haven’t been eating well without him so you’re all #bloated and osamu drops everything in his hands and basically topples his whole body on top of you. doesn’t let you chastise him for his #dirty clothes on the bed. they’re going to come off soon anyways. says ‘baby. fuck. baby.’ in between kisses. ‘fucking look at ya. always so #pretty for me.’ and you have to roll your eyes because he’s exaggerating but osamu won’t have it. he wants you. is eager for you. and he’ll #tell you over and over again what he’s been thinking every time he’s been away from you.

[meatriarch]

pissy cook & pissing hitch ig

#ic unhinged hitch moment truly. & ic cook yappening about fuck all as always. #possibly all ive got in me today im nursing another 6+ hr headache we'll see what happens- (': its raining tho so im #just chilling & enjoying the weather waiting for meds to kick in soon. kisses to the sky love ya'll have a good day / night <3 #[ 𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘦. ] ── * the yappening.

[cyanidas]

tbh I don't even care about rb>likes anymore, I just want reactions. I like knowing You Saw My Art and it made you FEEL something, anything. If you laughed you could even just hit reply on the post and type "LOL" and it would make me so much happier than any empty reblog. Sure, I like my art getting shared, to know that you saw it and liked it enough to put it on your collage of "fuck off its mine", but numbers mean nothing to me if I don't get a "KFHDKDHKD" or a "god me" or a full blown novel as to why you love the blorbo I drew. Because my art did that. My art made you laugh, made you cringe, made you weep, made you angry, hell I'll even take a nose snuffle. It's you who I love. I love You.

#intercom #i am now crying about you #i love you. i love you. i love you. #I'm sorry it took me so long to realize #we're kissing on the mouth #we're hugging platonically #I'm holding you like you're my child #I'm holding you like you're a confused and really fat raccoon #I'm high fiving you at an anime convention #I'm lighting your cigarette #we're holding hands. we're hitching rides together. we're laughing. we're playing. #we're sharing a breakdown at 5am in a subway parking lot bc 3rd shift accidentally left the lights on #and we're the only people alive beneath the faded dawnlit stars #we are human #now look at this godawful meme

[acedreamur]

You don’t wanna know how bad I want this man

I’m

So

Normal…about him…

I’m his wife/husband, trust, trust me

(ART BY RACHELDRAWSTHIS OFC)

#normal guy elevator hitch #employer elevator hitch #PLEASE LET ME HAVE HIM OMFG #NORMAL GUY LOVR ME #UGH #KISS ME WITH YOUR EYES CLOSSERD #LOVE MEEEEEE #I will make a church #watch me

[coworkers-office]

Colleague..if you found out that Antag was trans what would you do, Also i’m not saying he is, or he’s not trans just what if

AND ILL GIVE YOU THE BIGGEST HUG Same with Antag I give hug to him🥰

"...Thanks for the hug?"

< Colleague looks uncomfortable. >

"What is being 'trans'? Is that slang for transsexual?"

#elevator hitch #studio investigrave #racheldrawsthis #elevator hitch rp & ask blog #colleague elevator hitch #colleague #colleague.answers #ooc/mod: fun fact but the term transgender was popularised in the 1990's! pretty sure they referred to it as transsexual before then. idrk. #anyway methinks coworker&colleague are very uninformed on the LGBTQ community. he doesn't really care about what they do but gets defensive #when someone accuses him of being queer :3 which is why he mentions non-feminine folk having crushes on him #but gets defensive when y'all ask if hes a boykisser :p #thats a headcanon anyway. i also hc that coworker is aromantic spectrum because IM AROSPEC and i WILL project!!! he still wants to kiss #protag so bad tho so dw

[tripthelightfandomtastic]

Don't imagine this is Danny before he leans in and kisses you for the very first time

#dont imagine the silence before it #how your heart is pounding #how gentle his hand on your face is #the way you can hear his breath hitch #or how good he smells #dont imagine his lips against yours or the way his tongue feels #dont imagine the way he looks in your eyes after #dont imagine realizing how kissing your best friend danny feels #gvf #greta van fleet #josh kiszka #jake kiszka #danny wagner #sam kiszka #jake gvf #josh gvf #danny gvf #sam gvf

[saveugoodmadam]

you have a disease and it's name is Matthew Duckett /pos

starting to think you may be right... I fear it may be incurable...

#hitch draws #the lipstick kiss is from the character's wife just to clear that bit up #lady chatterley's lover #clifford chatterley #matthew duckett