#hmmm i really enjoyed writing these

[good-beans]

Well, Milgramblrgram, you have spoken! This is what you wanted, wasn't it?

I've doled out my judgement on Nott, Kyanako, and Waivy! You can rest easy knowing that I took care of everything 😌 And I do believe there was something else that you all voted in favor of, hm...?

You are very welcome, Wardens! I look forward to continuing to be a team 🐺

#milgram #beans' kotoko arc >:3 #putting this here so i dont crosspost a million things on my blogs #im sorry atlas faye and mug :( only three attacks for this trial but im going to reach out about requests for you guys!! #ill have to ask your favorite characters to work with (and do something non-milgram for you faye adfsd) #i was told t1 milgramblrgram may end soon and with school picking up i wanted to post these before things got too hectic #but i promise i didnt forget ya >:3 #hmmm i think linking a post will skip over the readmore - sorry for the slutty fuuta jumpscare oops #also LMAO if there is any reason i was voted innocent its because i really cant write angst 😂 i hope you guys enjoy the drabbles -- i have #no idea if theyre gonna hit or not... i really do struggle with sad ending angst #though if they DO land -- dont worry about getting your revenge on me because writing them already made me unbearably sad 😭😭😭😭😭😭 #rose writes! #my art #milgramblrgram

[mobbothetrue]

Spotify prompt! Knuckles and tails, an 19 :)

Oh hoho! You managed to land FightSong by EVE (<- YouTube link), a song that by all rights shoulda been #2 (<- I refuse to pay Spotify money).

Hmm…. It’s been a while since I’ve done anything with Super Sonic Speed, but I always did intend to write follow-ups…

.•.•.•.

The city is unbelievably loud. They’re in what Sonic had called a shopping district, and it’s apparently very popular. Knuckles would kind of like to go home, a lot, actually, but Tails is flirting from one shop to another and he doesn’t have it in him to shut the kid down. Sonic is somewhere on the periphery of their little group— he and Tails had bonded, thick as thieves, and Knuckles— well, he tolerated the guy.

Tails gasps like he’s seeing the sun rise for the first time, excited enough that he’s lifting off the ground. Knuckles ambles over, grabs him by the ankle, and pulls him back down. He’s looking at some sort of… thing. Knuckles can’t make heads or tails of it, but it’s definitely saying something to Tails.

Hmm. He is, at least, familiar with the idea of shops. Chao liked to set them up, sometimes, selling fruit or handmade crafts for rings, but Knuckles has no idea if their idea of currency and everyone else’s aligns. Would the shopkeep accept a fruit? Most chao did. It isn’t like rings are a problem, so…

Knuckles turns, seeking out Sonic in the crowd. There he is— stiff as anything, glancing frantically back and forth between Knuckles and some other hedgehog, a pink one. One of his friends, maybe? They look irritated, maybe not. Knuckles steps away from Tails, invites himself into their conversation.

“and you just RAN OFF—“ the hedgehog is shouting. Sonic cracks his mouth open, a faint wheeze escaping.

“Hey,” Knuckles says.

“—do you have ANY IDEA how WORRIED I was—“

This looks like a battle Sonic is better off fighting on his own. Still, Knuckles needs his question answered. “Hey,” he repeats, slightly louder.

“—I mean, I knew you were alright because my cards said so, but—“

“Hey Knuckles,” Sonic manages to crack out, “this is Amy.”

Amy tilts her head at him, and then gives him a sharp, discerning once-over. “Are you one of his other friends?” She asks.

“Yeah, sure,” Knuckles says, and then “do rings work as currency down here?”

She blinks at him, as if this is a weird thing to ask. “Yes?” She says.

“Okay,” Knuckles says, nodding, “try not to scare him too bad.”

Any lingering confusion evaporates, and she whirls around to find Sonic trying to sneak away. “AGAIN!” she shouts, full of conviction, and Knuckles makes his way back to where he left Tails. He isn’t pressed up against the glass anymore, so Knuckles steps into the store. Yeah, there he is. Hovering— literally— over the same display.

Knuckles takes a moment to properly observe, rooting around for the terms Tails would use, in an attempt to ensure he gets the right thing. There’s a looping track, and a few other gadgets on the sides. A switch, one of them looks like, and some barricade, and a few blinking lights. On the track itself is a… sideways cylinder, set on wheels, connected to a few boxes, puffing out smoke— or steam, maybe. Tails is absorbed enough in watching it chug along that he doesn’t even realize Knuckles is standing right next to him. Knuckles’ll just have to make sure he comes up for air, occasionally.

He casts about the rest of the store, vaguely lost. There are a lot of displays, and a lot of colourful boxes. Knuckles picks up one, flips it over, and realizes swiftly he is out of his depth. He brings the box over to Tails, handing it to him. Tails holds onto it for a full few seconds, watching with bated breath as the cylinder switches tracks, before he looks down. His fur all along his spine puffs up, and he turns to look at Knuckles so fast he has to wonder if Sonic hasn’t started to rub off on him in more ways than one. That’s the right box, for sure.

“Really?” Tails asks, voice breathy with excitement, and Knuckles ruffles his fur instinctually.

“‘Course.”

Maybe the shopping district isn’t that bad.

#eggthew #prompt fill #askbox #uhhh so. I kind of barely followed fightsong at all I CAN EXPLAIN #went off the visuals instead of the lyrics. two people running around in city. ooh I could do knuckles protecting tails from Eggman in some #kind of egg city! ah hang on there’s the eggperial city arc in idw and I haven’t read that yet. so I’m not confident in portraying it. hmmm #I could do a Different egg city… man Knuckles and Tails. what a great pair. I really enjoyed writing them in super sonic speed. hey! I could #do super sonic speed’s Knuckles’s first time in a city! maybe he gets kind of freaked out? escape from the city haha #well tails would be familiar with cities. and sonic would be there ofc but I’ll shuffle him off to the side so he doesn’t hog the spotlight #I could do tails looking at a shop! yeah! and knuckles needs to ask how currency works but sonic is… busy? hmm. oh! a city!!!! amy lives in #a city!! she runs into sonic! which keeps him from coming back over with knuckles. I always did mean to write her reunion with sonic. #that’ll be nice to do. alright. perfect. it’s all working out. get to the final few lines. think ‘hey how did I end up with this anyway.’ #pulse of adrenaline as my brain goes OH YEAH FIGHTSONG. ach. #I’m happy w this though :) #knuckles: I Tolerate sonic. at best. #sonic: hey I am in a vaguely uncomfortable situation #knuckles *rolling up metaphorical sleeves*: do I need to kick ass #Amy making a mental note: sonic apparently befriending a space alien okay okay cool #they meet up for ice cream. knuckles is inflicted with curse of immediate brainfreeze. tails is So Excited about his new model train set #within a week he mods it to A) be strong enough to pull the Master Emerald and B) be armed.

[raksh-writes]

Somehow, after months of not moving a muscle, I managed to get off my ass and do some light stretching + a whole damn abs routine too, that I still have no idea how I got through it, I remember it being hard on Normal day, and now my whole body is feeling this little workout and I'm like?? WHo are you?

Now to keep it going, tho...

#personal #Raksh posts #the anxiety and stress started creeping in #tho I have A FULL WEEK OFF with no classes nothing #so I was like - I might as well Try to get rid of that nibbling stress #and like damn this feels nice #also made me realize how out of shape I am :''') not that it's a surprise but still #gonna try and keep it up with at least like One thing a day #a couple of stretches or an exercise here and there so it's not just a one time thing (I Am prone to doing that) #tomorrow I have some logistics to maneuver around since Im going to the theater with a couple friends in the evening #and we're meeting earlier in the day for some drinks too bcs my last train is not late enough to go After the spectacle #but anyway I guess I'll try to do some stretches before noon and then figure out food before I go to the train station #damn maybe I can start getting myself back together #like I even started rereading my Voiles stuff - esp the BatB AU #and if I go back to writing it? goodness help me #I Know there are still people reading the ship but oh my god really?? #anyway I had to throw this out of myself I guess xD #Im still debating on making some pizza dough today and maybe making one to eat later hmmm #it's like - me making homemade pizza seems to always be a sign of getting out from some kind of slump/depressive episode #because I never have the energy or motivation when it's Bad but I Love pizza and actually enjoy making it so #yeah we'll see I guess #still half a day ahead hah

[iknowwhereyousleepatnight]

idk if ur fr. but like be a clown. i went to theater school so my adviser a full ass doctorate haver was a clown (people love this ill tell them this and theyll be like. ‘wow you really have beef w her?’ and i gotta be like. no shes a whole ass performance clown?) sf has a clown troupe that is historically notable and i gotta believe there are others PLUS ur more typical traveling stuff. and hey. birthday party gigs are always there when ur not traveling. the world needs more clowns. u could probably always get some sort of office job qhen ur done clowning, but getting into clown school young is probably best if you want to do physical stuff too

honestly i'd love to be a clown. but i do have a passion for psychology so i'd want to finish my bachelors at least before i start with anything more. but i also really do want to perform. i love dancing i love being funny i love making people laugh i think i'd like to be a clown. i would need to do some research on schools/classes and the costs but i think i really want to take a shot at it

#i'm like legitimately putting a lot of thought into this because i think i'd really like it but i don't have the time atm #but maybe if i took a break between my bachelors and my masters i could try some clownery? #i can't really derail my psych stuff though. i'm probably gonna need a doctorate but i can try to do both #i'm going to do some more research but i think it's a promising option #because while i do love psychology idk if i want a super typical psych job #i'd probably want to do studies and write journals and whatnot. maybe be a professor. that or counselling #and i can't imaging being a clown on the side would make any of those worse #one of my profs has been pushing me to find something new to be passionate about (that does not include library stools) #and tbh i'm like wayyy less depressed when i can do something physical and performative #like i dance when i have the time and i really enjoy it and i think i'd enjoy being a clown as well #hmmm #well if everything goes to plan i'll graduate w my bachelors next fall and i can always try out a clown school before i start my masters #or do them both at the same time but idk how demanding either will be #but the masters program i've been eyeing is a little over 2 years with summers #and a lot of the classes are in the afternoon to allow for work #so maybe i could do both #i'll definitely think about it some more #ask

[starsandthorn]

love how i went "aww it's nice that they're putting an oceanid in the background of this event without making it a big deal to show that they exist in the world :]" before realizing she is in fact a central part of this event.

#personal stuff #thorn plays genshin #them: HMMM who could this floating figure by the water writing love poems be.................. #well i have one guess. #anyway i am really enjoying the story here. i like seeing characters get screentime. mika and noelle and diona :] #on-screen diona lore!!! spring fairy screentime!!! #and all the xiao stuff is really sweet too. wahh.

[whoreiaki-kakyoin]

Oh my goodness new headcanon: Avdol who secretly has a sweet tooth? I think yes. Imagine going with him to a bakery or making him something as a surprise.

#I feel like it fits him idk 👀 #popped into my head and hm…. I feel like there’s something endearing about him liking something sweet now and then! #I bet he likes those really rich chocolatey hot chocolates too you know? those ones aren’t super sweet so much as thick and rich but mm #and I could see him enjoying different pastries too #jjba headcanons #avdol 🖋✨ #I need to show more avdol love on here. I haven’t been writing as much in a while and hmmm thoughts

[fairiegardens]

Read over summer

#n #so happy for you was a hoot AND a holler I had a ridiculous time and a fun time with it #I enjoyed hamlet it was my first time reading! #year of the witching. loved #beautiful lovely writing and I look forward to the authors new book coming out #station eleven was…..hmmm! bittersweet. teary eyed but it also felt a bit disjointed for me #it may have been intentional ? #i LOVED just like home. so good omg #i also really liked what moves the dead. the Beatrix potter reference? love

[tsukidrama]

what happens to reader after annie goes into the crystal? does she join levi's squad? what's her experience during the war against marley? what's her reaction to reiner and bertholdt?

I IMMEDIATELY GOT SO EXCITED UPON READING THIS MESSAGE HEHE *cracks knuckles*

okay okay i'm going lay out a basic timeline from after the Female Titan arc all the way up until the timeskip!

homegirl is imprisoned for a good bit after what happens in Stohess - in an actual jail cell for a bit, but then she's allowed back into the barracks essentially on house arrest. i mentioned in the last chapter of please be that Hanji is the only person who Reader feels comfortable giving details to while interrogated. and since Hanji is a very busy bee constantly on the move, Reader ends up becoming a reluctant addition to their entourage.

during the Clash of the Titans arc reader just kind of trails behind whoever she's with at whatever given time, in handcuffs and being mopey. while shit is going down at Ulgard Castle, she's bonding with EMA while Hanji is investigating the wall titan.

y'all know how after the Survey Corps come in to kill all the titans, the only ones who will go within a 20ft radius of Ymir are Hanji (research purposes) and Hisu (gay purposes). i think that reader would be right there behind the two of them, if for no other reason to be a source of comfort for Historia. i mean, if anybody is going to understand the predicament of your lesbian lover turning out to be a Titan....? they are definitely friends.

in her emotional whirlwinds immediately following The Crystal, reader goes from being friends with Reiner and Bertholdt, to being extremely bitter and distrustful of them. back when they were in the training corp she was ABSOLUTELY aware that ABR were a trio with lots of history together, and knows Annie was close to both of them in a way she wasn't with anyone else. she picked up on the 'team' vibes they gave off, dysfunctional as it was, and she starts to resent them for not helping Annie and leaving her behind. she gets this idea into her head that the only way she can protect Annie is by ratting them out. she definitely tells anyone who will listen that she suspects them of being traitors/titans/whatever the fuckin theory is at that point in the storyline.

but ofc she's just as caught off-guard as everyone else is by the sudden reveal and the transformation on the walls. and anyway she's still cuffed throughout all of this so she really can't do anything besides being emotional support for the people who need it.

whenever everybody else goes to get eren back for that big battle, reader is not allowed to go. she goes to the village to confirm the titans = people theory. the only significant thing that would've happened on the battlefield significant to reader would be that her opinion on Armin goes sour after she learns about what he said in order to get an emotional reaction from Bert. tbh that opinion remains low up until TRNT timeline, bc reader feels that he uses Annie as a tool to get what he wants (which he does, multiple times, just saying). she's not a dick about it but she doesn't get over it until years have passed.

she visits the crystal every 2 or 3 months, basically giving Annie updates on her life and cleaning up the area. lmao i once had an idea that never got written that's literally just reader talking about her day while sweeping up cobwebs and dust from the floor, wiping down the crystal if it's dirty, etc.

i don't think she would join Levi squad - i see her being absorbed into Hanji squad by default after the tagging-along-in-handcuffs turns into genuine trust/reliability. reader is motivated to find out the answers to the million questions she was left with concerning Annie so she commits herself to that in the only way she can, which is being a good soldier.

emotionally she's very empty, and i see her becoming a lot closer with Historia from here on out. they cry about being abandoned together. i love the idea of them still being friends and hanging out even after Historia becomes the queen. i want to include Hisu in TRNT so bad but I'm struggling to come up with a good way to bring her into the story that feels organic.

after the battle to retake the wall + basement reveal, she learns of the Warrior Unit and how young Annie must've been forced to do awful things. i have a vague plan for writing a fic about this one-sided conversation - i'd probably make it a direct parallel to the crystal scene in Please Be part 3 with a similar continuous train of thought-style storytelling and speculation about what she must've gone through. just like, really sad stuff. genuinely heartbreaking shit.

as much as I hate that Moblit died and it agonizes me to think about, i like the idea of Reader stepping up to perform those same jobs once he's gone. the two of them get a lot closer over the timeskip too (i'm allowed to do this because hanji isn't around for TRNT and i need in my soul to include them in this story as much as possible). reader becomes less combat-oriented and more into of a research position and just helping carry out day-to-day Commander duties. essentially a desk job, almost like a secretary?

ideally i would like reader to be minimally involved in murdering innocent people, if possible. during the attack on Liberio i see her being the airship with Hanji and Onyankopon.

i haven't thought much about what would happen for her after that point, though. i have ideas for Annie interactions but not really for where reader sits in canon for that final stretch

if one of you bitches (affectionate) wants come talk to me about any of this in the DMs i am so open to that, because i had so much fun writing this post out! heheh

if you have any more questions about Annie's reader and her extremely depressing life pleeeeeaaaase, i would love to answer it! and i'll love you forever if you give me an outlet for this creativity-fueled infodump

#if reader was to have a ... hmmm lets call it a 'dalliance'.... it'd be with Hisu..... really it would be so sad though #just two very broken people trying to feel close to SOMEBODY even if it's not the person they're pining for #they never date or anything they are just your typical everyday lesbian friends who have definitely kissed and probably fucked #no jealousy they just want to see each other find happiness. reader feels LOTS of pain on Hisu's behalf every time she sees the Jaw #part of why reader is allowed to visit the crystal so often is because Hisu says she's allowed to. and nobody argues with the queen obvi #and while we are all getting keyed up about these concepts pls remember that i will not be writing fics about 95% these ideas #enjoy the lore and enjoy how it adds to the story as a whole but honestly i'll be so sad if people start asking me to write more #this series is a monster and it's hard enough to keep up with as is. so no i will not be writing fic. before anyone has the chance to ask. #annie-isms #cottagecanon #trnt annie #tsuki answers

[noxtivagus]

HMMMMMM i wna read more books again soon ehe

#🌙.rambles #sm books to read but i wna prepare for the future by reading in general stuff on like #idk sorry abt rambling this here i promise i'll fix that spam account soon #thinking abt what i wna pursue in the future n hmmm #i'm not rlly sure if i'd like to be a doctor in like. IDK rn i'm not rlly interested in medicine #but. if i learn more abt it i may #enjoy it more or wtvr #astronomy.. i rlly love astronomy i'd love to be an astronomer but. then again i'm not rlly sure #bcs i'd also be good w molecular biology n biotechnology. i'm fond of biology after all #n then cries i also v much love psychology!!!! n i think i'd be good at related careers too #apollo says hi 'listen to linkin park' oh my god help me they're singing that one line of 'in the end' again n again #wait back to earlier though there's also. i'm fond of writing v fond of creative writing.. but being an author is v likely a side thing ofc #n then hdfklasjfd i'm v fond of programming too n compsci in general n Eventually i wna delve into some uhhh game dev yh #but ngl ever since i was young seeing myself as a doctor. i cld always see myself as a doctor #i think neurology is interesting. #BUT THE THING IS ARGHHH EVERYTHING I LIKE IS DIFFICULT TO PURSUE? #i'm g with data science too but it's not as interesting to me as the aforementioned #generally though i guess most of these stuff r for 'smart people' n oh my god no way in fucking hell will i stay in this goddamn country #you See i am very ambitious n maybe i overestimate myself but 😭😭 i really really want to succeed big #work is definitely an incredibly important aspect of my life. yk fuck i'm not as strict w acads anymore bcs that fucked me up but #fuck hs it's just burnout for me 🥹 esp w my school w this shitton of assignments. it should be balanced w exams but we don't have nymore #i need. balance. too much of one thing n the complete lack of another is bad for me. #hs bcs of the pandemic has been just assignments n assignments. no lab stuff bcs onsite just resumed n no exams n i hate it honestly #i really really hate how they've handled academics n all for the past few years. it fucked me up too so much #:c i'm so angry at the school system here there's rlly just so much problems. it also fucked some more things in my childhood too #IM RANTING NOW I'M SO SORRY so much is just. weighing me down rn n hdfaksdfjsdlkfj :// #there's more important things than acads. a bit funny for me to say growing up as. yeah.. but more than that i'm an emotional person. #anyways back to books though i genuinely just want to learn so much! learning seeking knowledge gaining wisdom. my curiosity is insatiable

[imwritesometimes]

the full word count on this wip is so stupid it's making me so anxious I am just gonna stop checking it or I will freak myself out too much and abandon it for something new & short

#i write sometimes #very much like hmmm ok so I snapped and this happened will anyone enjoy this? and - #fck it we ball I wrote I'm gonna inflict it upon ppl #I mean I really do want to post it when it's done cause I mean... I've put a lot into it? and I hope ppl enjoy it? #I just get so nervous and this is like nerves ×10 cause it's my first fic for the ship and it's like fckn ridiculously long 🥴 #like do I have the characterizations down? is this good? does it feel authentic and believable? #part of me is like don't worry so much you've seen these movies like 30× a year for 20 years #and the other part is like lol you don't know shit #writing is such a great hobby 😑

[candyriku]

Thanks for 100 kudos on Just to See Your Smile!!!! I appreciate each and every one of you so much!!!

#pluffie talks #jtsys fic #maybe i'll have to sneak in a “100 kudos special chapter” before we wrap up/as an epilogue :) #Riku's birthday? valentine's day? Sora's birthday? Beach episode? hmmm #i say this. all the time. but it really means so so so much to me that even one person has read and enjoyed my writing #it is so hard to wrap my brain around but it makes me so so SO happy <3

[saltedcaramelchaos]

Chapters: 2/3 Fandom: Empires SMP Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jimmy | Solidarity & Lizzie | LDShadowLady, Jimmy | Solidarity & Joel | SmallishBeans Characters: Jimmy | Solidarity, Lizzie | LDShadowLady, Mentioned Joel | SmallishBeans - Character Additional Tags: Codfather Jimmy | Solidarity, just a bit of made-up empires lore. I couldn’t help myself, insecurity I guess?, Since this was inspired by something irl Jimmy did I should probably clarify:, Not RPF, that goes for all my fics obviously :), How Do I Tag Summary:

Jimmy Solidarity has pink hair— it’s been like that all his life.

#Oh yeah also I updated my empires fic #wait what? You’re saying I didn’t tell tumblr that I have an ao3 yet? #how did I miss that? #hmmm #Well anyway yes I also do writing things! #I might write about some of my hermit horror week stuff eventually #but for now I committed to using said week as drawing practice #(cause I can’t art yknow) #And anyway I have other ao3 stuff going on. #that I… really need to work on #Enjoy the chapter though! Yay seablings! #lol #Ak did a write

[fazcinatingblog]

Can't sleep, thinking about the Muslim guy at work again

#shoot me #apparently the cute Asian guy who i danced with (near) at my friend's wedding is single lmao Laura go date him he's cute #he actually is cute #apparently he's a 'robot' who 'thinks about work too much' oh great we'd get on well #as long as he let me talk about my work then I'm cool with it #((((complain about work more like))))) #oh wait maybe he enjoys his work a lot #hmmm #i find work interesting to talk about but then again work is where the problems are #of course that's interesting #i could write a book about my work/boss/everything and I'm not the only one who's said that at my work #i really should start that book #my boss would sue me for defamation when it becomes a bestseller and tops Prince Harry in the charts #The stories would be similar to Harry's #obviously #I'll have a chapter on each coworker and how the boss wronged them #The chapter on the secretary will mostly just be quotes said by her like 'fiddle arsing around' and 'I'll leave it in your capable hands' #and of course soup gate will get a mention #Soup Gate is its own chapter #that's the one they'll read out on sunrise when promoting the book and just stare at each other like CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS STUFF #Soup Gate could be written as a stand up comedy joke but I'm not talented enough for that

[jyoongim]

Hey I love your work so much! Could you please write about alastor with a wife who’s just like Jessica rabbit and ended up in heaven because she didn’t know about him killing but came down to visit him after meeting Charlie when she went up there. I just think I’d be wild for someone like Al to have a wife like that

AAAAOOOOGGGGAAAAA!!!! I could have written this in soooo many ways but i think its a bit like one i already wrote but I hope you enjoy nevertheless!!! @alientee

I highly recommend you listen to The Night We Met, Copacabana, and Why don’t You Do Right!!!! That’s what I envisioned for this one request!!!!

The meeting between the Princess of Hell and the Angelic council was a mess.

The Princess had a look of defeat, so you took it upon yourself to let her show you her hotel.

You prompted that you will be the one to go down and see if it were possible that demons could be redeemed.

I mean everyone deserves a second chance right?

You were talk even the worst sinner still possessed some sort of decency.

So you followed the Princess to her hotel to show you around.

Charlie was elated that you didn’t think her dream was just some fluck.

She asked you all sorts of questions. How you ended up in heaven and how was your life before you died.

”Believe it or not I was a singer at a gentlemen’s lounge. Oh darlin you should have seen me in my prime! Jazz, booze, and oh I had the sweetest husband.”

Charlie was shocked. I mean, yes you were breathtaking, but you really didn’t seem like the type to be tied down to some guy.

You giggled at her expression.  It was often the look men gave you when you refused their advances, happily boasting you were a taken woman and not some hussy that could warm their beds.

”Oh you’ll really find that the hotel has character. Our hotel manager might be a little…hmmm creepy but don’t pay him any mind” she said opening the door to the hotel to lead you through the lobby.

And character it did.

The interior was old-fashion but it had charm. A bit masculine for a young woman to run it,  but if the manager was a man, you could see why it looked the way it did.

You took a seat on a couch and waited as Charlie went to gather the residents so you would meet them.

You were slightly nervous. You were in Hell and hadn’t the slightest clue what demons even looked like.

You fiddled with your ring, how you wished to see your husband.

”Everyone we have a special guest so pleeeeaasssee be on your best behavior” you heard Charlie say.

You caught sight of a gnarly bar and the bartender, you smiled

”shot of whiskey on the rock love” Husker turned around and his eyes widened, yours did too “Why i never thought…Husker?!” You squealed happily, lunging across the bar to hug the demon. He smiled and patted your back, pulling away “Husker what ya doing down here?” He gave you a deadpan look, making you laugh. You then thought about it..

If Husker was down here then that…

”Charlie you should have said such beauty in our circle i would have cleaned up a lot better” a voice purred, making your head turn.

A tall spider smiled at you, giving you a flirtatious wink, which you sent back with a wave.

A little cyclone, a snake, and a seemingly human woman entered the room.

Charlie smiled “This lovely angel has decided to have a look around to prove Heaven wrong”

You introduced yourself.

”Now i know you’re not here long so Ill give you a quick-”

Charlie was interrupted by a radio-like voice.

”Don’t tell me you’re going to give a tour without me Charlie? You know we work as a team-” his words trailed off as he caught sight of you.

You stood, a happy smile on your face “Alastor baby!” You practically ran into his arms.

”Ain’t no way…”

”Noooo”

”oh welll that do make ssssennssseee”

”Pretty lady!”

everyone watched in shock as Alastor twirled you around, peppering your face in kisses.

”oooohhh my dear what a surprise this is!” He said hugging you. You heard a throat clear and broke your hold on him, turning to see everyone confused.

You gave a sheepish smile. Alastor beamed and hooked a arm around your waist

”Everyone this doll here is my wife! The prettiest thing that ever graced the earth!” You playfully slapped his chest.

Everyone's mouths dropped.

”WHAT!?”

You sat in Alastor’s lap as you told how you knew the red demon. Rambling on about how you two met and how your lives were like.

They just couldn’t process it.

YOU were married to Alastor. 

Married to the most feared Overlord in Hell. 

Wife to the Radio Demon.

How the fuck?

You were an angel? Literally and figuratively!

”How the hell did Mr. Creepy face fancy talk here get a broad like you?” Angel asked.

Alastor’s chest puffed with pride. His smile almost broke his face “with charm and wit my deluded friend” He said as he leaned his chin on your shoulder.

You giggled, it was always entertaining to see people's reactions to who your husband was.

You turned to Alastor,  lips pouty with a feigned upset look

”Now i been dead forever and not once have I seen you. Why? Why weren’t you in Heaven?”

Alastor stiffened, how was he to tell you that during your time alive he had killed many people just for the fun of it?

“Weeelll my dear I might have killed a few people” 

You blinked and then thought about it.

It kind of made sense, he used to be out ‘hunting’ at weird times of day, be gone at night saying he was working.

 You had a hard time getting stains out of his clothing.

That do explains some things.

”So do you regret anything?” He let out a laugh

nope. Not a single thing.

You shook your head “well since I’m heeeerrrrreee…why don’t we swing by juke joint, if you’re here, I’m sure Mimzy is here. I could use a good time. Its stuffy up there in Heaven. No fun at all”

Charlie perked “Ahh yes you must see how the sinners here are really like and what better than enagaging with them?”

Angel smirked “I know a place waaaayy better than some old booze lounge”

A club. You were at a club.

Your eyes honed in on a mic on the stage and it just happened to be open night.

You batted your eyes and just like that you were on stage.

The lights dimmed and you flipped through some songs to pick.

You might have been a bit old-fashioned but you were caught up on some of the modern singers that came through heaven.

The band nodded at your choice and you took hold of the mic.

With a twirl of your hand, you dawned on a 1920s theme look.

The gang mouths were jaw dropped as you started to sing, the audience was captivated. Catcalls and whistles filled the air.

Alastor felt static run through him as he sighed lovingly as you came down the stage and sat on his lap, mock fixing his bow tie as you sang. You teasingly nipped at his lips, causing his ears to twitch as you smiled going back to waltzing around the stage.

You smiled as bowed as the crowd exploded with cheers and applause as the lights came back on.

Ain’t no way Alastor had a bad broad like you, but the way you happily giggled as he whispered in your ear, pulling you into his chest…

There wasn’t denying it.

You held the Radio Demon’s dark heart.

His sweet, alluring wife

who would have thought?

#hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #alastor #alastor x reader #hazbin hotel fanfiction #jyoongim #alastor hazbin hotel #alastor x y/n #alastor x angel reader #alastor x singer reader

[americankimchi]

Do you have any tips for writing Obi Wan or any meta in mind with his characterizarion?

hmmm sure why not! i'll give a few tips on how i'd write obi-wan. mind you this is how i interpret the character, so ymmv.

i truly do not like it when fics have obi-wan voluntarily leaving the order. like it's so out-of-character for me in my head that the premise of the story + the writing would have to work triple-time to get me to stick around. now if he's been removed from it by an EXTERNAL SOURCE (not the order. i cannot stress this enough: the jedi kicking obi-wan out is so jarring to me i'll leave the fic in an instant) or somehow unable to return to the order for whatever reason, all is well.

not a prodigy, but a genius. obi-wan is an incredibly intelligent person with an absolutely staggering knowledge base in a wide variety of topics, but all that knowledge was earned through blood, sweat, tears, and time. he sat down with his game face on and put in the work. that's also why he makes an excellent teacher: he knows what most students will struggle with because he struggled too, and knows through experience how best to overcome them. i headcanon that it contributes to why he's such a good negotiator: he's really good at stripping down information to the essentials and communicating that information effectively and efficiently to others because of his intense study habits.

humble, but not ignorant of his skills. it's pretty impossible to fully divorce yourself from pride in your achievements, and i don't think it's healthy to not feel any pride at all, so i think obi-wan has a very clear understanding of his skillset and how best to use it. i don't think he'd be ignorant of how good he is at something, especially since the direct consequence of his aptitude led him to being a member of the jedi council. pretty hard to be blind to your strengths when you're being asked for your input on topics that directly draw from that knowledge.

averse to healthcare. listen i enjoy obi-wan whump just as much as the next obi-wan stan (the desire to put him in the cosmic salad spinner comes with the territory, i fear) but as a character who grew up in an environment that deeply cares for the well-being of all, and knowing that you cannot help others unless you yourself first have the ability to do so, i can't really see him ignoring injuries outside of combat scenarios. like on the battlefield he's got more pressing concerns than a pesky little shrapnel wound or five, but once the battle's over?? he might not be first in line to the medics but i can't see him avoiding them entirely. an army without a general is working at a sharp disadvantage and i don't think he'd risk his men by neglecting his physical health in that manner. note that i said 'physical'. make of that what you will :)

duty. obi-wan is the definition of a paladin. he takes an oath and by the force he's going to keep it. train the boy? absolutely, qui-gon. whether or not anakin chooses to respect that training is another matter, but he did definitively get knighted! refuse to kill anakin? listen he's handed vader his own ass to him twice post order 66 and each time he did it he did it nonlethally. that takes skill. that takes dedication. exile yourself to tatooine for 19 years and then decide fuck it, we ball, and die after Once Again Deciding Not To Kill Anakin Skywalker? step aside casper, there's a new friendly ghost in town. every time obi-wan commits to something the man COMMITS. you GOTTA respect that grind.

flirty but in the sense that he's going to match the energy someone brings to the table. like he's a negotiator. he knows how to read people and figure out the Vibes. if he thinks the other person will be 1) 100% receptive and 2) will respond with a delightful wit, why the hell not? obi-wan's highest stat is charisma and he's got expertise in persuasion. whether they're allies or not does not factor into this equation. he can have a little flirtation with morally dubious and potentially hostile characters. as a treat.

this has nothing to do with his character but i firmly believe that he and quinlan vos had at LEAST a fling when they were padawans. there is zero evidence to back this up aside from a few comics where they were being goofy teenagers together but i stand by this. it is an unshakeable aspect of obi-wan to me that has only gotten worse with the kenobi show.

no matter what, no matter how terrible or devastating or downright apocalyptic it gets, obi-wan kenobi will never fall to the dark side. never. it won't be easy, but that is a line he has never, and will never cross. i will not hear any "obi-wan touched the dark side during the theed generator fight" slander. if that was true tell me why the force theme was playing during his moment of triumph!!! Would John Williams Lie To Us Like That?? to our face?????

anyways i could go on forever about obi-wan because he is My Ultimate Blorbo but this post is getting super long so i'll leave it there. hope this helped even a little or at the very least was entertaining for you to read <3

#anon #ask #star wars #obi wan kenobi #long post #THIS TOOK. SO LONG TO ANSWER IM SO SORRY LMAO;;;;;;;

[padfootastic]

Oh my gosh, I just watched The Summer I Turned Pretty (you probably haven't heard of it) and I want to request that with Sirius as Belly, now realizing that he's incredibly attractive trying to have a great summer at his family's beach house and country club and James is a mix of Jeremiah and Conrad as new hot guy whose family just showed up to the scene. So summer romance vibes with fun rich Black family (Regulus, Andromeda, Bellatrix, Narcissa, any other cousins/family, etc.) Beach bonfire parties, Quidditch games, and that debutante ball.

I just want high society magical summer romance, no war, and muscle James, cause that's my favorite version, and the beach one you wrote with Harry was cute.

anon, i understood perhaps a quarter of this but i absolutely adore the energy u brought here tonight.

i do know the show you talked about (v wattpad right?) and i fully get the vibe ur going for here. i love it too! carefree and chill and just teens (young adults?) having fun w frivolous drama and low stakes. yum.

i wish i could write something like this but i fear it’s completely out of my capability :((( i wouldn’t even know where to start, tbh, and i don’t think i’m creative/witty enough do this justice.

if there’s anyone out here who can write this genre, tho, feel free to pick up the prompt!! or, anon, you should write a snippet and drop it here (and then expand it into a larger fic mwuahaha) bc you’d be able to get exactly what u wanna read!!

#sirius black #james potter #yay for muscle james appreciation!!! #and thank u sm <3 i enjoyed writing the beach one shot a lot #but then i’m always a sucker for anyone appreciating james lolol #i fully support ur endeavour for frivolous summer fun and hot james #and really regret i can’t be the one to fulfil it </3 #should i have another tag for possible prompts i’m not able to write #hmmm why not #pen’s prompts #pen’s asks