#homestuck height charts

[tatttletalesocial]

homestuck height charts: kids + trolls with adult heights!

so i precisely measured the requiem event height charts for all the kids and trolls and then projected adult heights for both AFAB and AMAB (also i made a mistake with egbert’s height they’re supposed to be 4′10.1″)

please excuse me for the stereotyped colours! a friend brought it up but by this time i’d already completed everything and i had already made the decision to keep the colours stereotyped for easy visual cues!

+ can't believe this needs to be said but these heights aren't set in stone. growth can be influenced by intersex traits, diet and living environment, alien/ectobiology, etc. so if you don't like these heights, go buckwild!!!

#homestuck #hs #requiem coffee #homestuck requiem #homestuck heights #homestuck height charts #dave strider #john egbert #june egbert #egbert #rose lalonde #jade harley #roxy lalonde #dirk strider #jake english #jane crocker #aradia megido #tavros nitram #sollux captor #nepeta leijon #karkat vantas #kanaya maryam #terezi pyrope #vriska serket #equius zahhak #gamzee makara #eridan ampora #feferi peixes #beta kids #alpha kids

[adriftotaku]

In case you haven't seen, the "official" height charts were uploaded to the Homestuck subreddit. I haven't seen anyone post them here, so here they are.

You can see clearer images here: https://www.reddit.com/r/homestuck/comments/12lafun/official_heights_displayed_at_the_requiem/

#homestuck #homestuck cafe #requiem cafe #413 #height charts #sorry for shit quality

[astrallogic]

i did it

#homestuck #homestuck trolls #homestuck lineup #aradia megido #tavros nitram #sollux captor #karkat vantas #nepeta leijon #kanaya maryam #terezi pyrope #vriska serket #equius zahhak #gamzee makara #eridan ampora #feferi peixes #hs #hs fanart #height chart #beta trolls

[autisticaradiamegido]

hmmm have you ever considered. arafef?

day 339

in fact i have and i think. what if highbloods tall??

#day 339 #year 3 #aradia megido #feferi peixes #arafef #homestuck #i think ive maybe mentioned this before maybe not on this blog but #my General hcs for troll heights is like. #if we put karkat on the spectrum between sollux and nepeta and assume all his stats are roughly human equivalent #then everybody below him is a little smaller and runs a little warmer #and has a shorter lifespan scaling down to the 'dozen or two sweeps' scratch tells us that rustbloods typically live #and everybody above him obviously gets taller colder and longer-lived up to feferi who is huge cold-blooded and functionally immortal #i mean ok i say huge but i made her 7ft tall thats not like. particularly dramatic in terms of wild xenobiology shit people do with trolls #ANYWAY. i should make a chart or something one of these days #i say as if i have not already made a chart. but its old and janky looking i mean i should make a new one

[stripefeathr]

#i was supposed to finish this for 413 #but my computer broke so #here they are #homestuck #homestuck art #beta kids #idc what the chart says these are the real canon heights #jade harley #john egbert #dave strider #rose lalonde

[fefairys]

i know that for the undertale cafe, some people traveled like, a long ways to come to it and were probably disappointed because requiem is small and most people (myself included) never got to try the food beacuse they were always out of it cause since theyre so small they can't hold very much inventory. i'm sure for homestuck it will be a lot of fun just to see other homestucks in person, but like. if you have to get on a plane to come here, i do not know if that is quite worth it, to be honest. but maybe it is to you idk! just dont get your hopes up for something spectacular when it is really gonig to be just a little nerd cafe with mediocre drinks and most likely no food..

like, i... assume there wont be as many ppl as there were at the undertale one, but at the undertale one i stood in line outside for 3 hours before going in, and they asked us to limit your visit to 20 minutes so more people can get in. (this was just for the first week or so. we went back the next week, still during the event, and it was pretty empty and there was no line and we could stay as long as we wanted, so maybe wait til towards the end if ur traveling)

also there will probably not be good parking slsdfsd the parking garage is VERY small, you will probably have to find street parking and walk a ways.

i am just seeing people talking about traveling great distances to come here and im like. haha oh jeez not sure if u wanna do all that! but again, like, if u think it would be worth it just to hang out, then thats great! i hope it is worth it for that alone! i know i am going to have fun just being in homestuck cosplay in public again, personally, even if the event itself sucks!

edit: !!!! i made a twitter thread saying this same stuff and requiem replied with this:

not really any details but it sounds promising to me! this is only their third collaboration like this so it makes sense that they’re still just getting their footing. they are a nice little queer-owned nerd cafe doing their best :’)

#homestuck cafe #requiem cafe #very intrigued by what the fuck they mean by 'lifesize height chart' tho. #these characters dont have canon heights im so. what does that MEAN #but like when i was standing in line i overheard ppl saying they came from outside the country JUST for the event #THE PICTURE ON THEIR WEBSITE IS A TAD MISLEADING I THINK LOL #it makes it look bigger and cooler than it is #its kind of just a block of cement with fun decorations #I ENJOY IT!! I LIKE THE CAFE ON ITS OWN #we went there for juices birthday! its pleasant! #but yeah. #thats all just some words of advice from a local! #haha sorry im probably just paranoid

[banana-with-gold]

outfit sketches!!!

a sketched homestuck height chart under the cut in 2024? more likely than you think

#homestuck #kanaya maryam #karkat vantas #tavros nitram #terezi pyrope #i wanted to give the trolls some outfits i wear but they don't look quite as good as they usually feel #also my height chart is entirely based around karkat #he's a unit of measurement to me

[freshworms]

humanstuck headcanon thing because no matter how far I run this fandom always finds me.

#homestuck #humanstuck #karkat vantas #gamzee makara #terezi pyrope #feferi peixes #i hate crocs so much but theres no way she wouldn't wear them #oh and ignore the height chart these are still a wip

[sketchwizard]

i dont give a SHIT what viz media says, their canon heights are "whatever is funniest in the moment"

#homestuck #hs #equius zahhak #nepeta leijon #canon trolls #height chart #requiem cafe GET OUTTA HERE

[d1n0d0g]

HAHAHA! hello! I'm back with more tma stuff this time it has their height! I also changed their weapons cause I thought this would fit them more soo update!!

I'll probably come back again with some finalized weapon design or a room design!!

#tma #homestuck #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #fanart #tma jon #tma martin #timothy stoker #tim stoker #tma tim #sasha james #tma sasha #homestuck au #tma au #my art #tmastuck #magnustuck #the homestuck archives #height #height chart #weapons #weapon #art #digital art #alternate universe #au

[nyaar0n]

tall shield

#homestuck #homestuck fanart #hom3stuck #kanaya maryam #karkat vantas #aaron draws #as soon as i saw the height charts from the requiem cafe (wasnt there :^( just saw pics) i had to draw them #n also remembered the scene of kk hiding behind kanaya #anyways their friendship is adorable

[nintendont2502]

okay vacuum sealed page briefs aside I actually really love the way they drew jake - all the new art is really cute tbh

#like the old art wasnt. terrible #but some of it felt kinda off yk #especially the height charts... god #psuedo anime homestuck kids scare me #but the new ones look good so far #excjted for the merch #me.txt #homestuck

[deadm0ss]

#27. Of. Hueeeeeeevember

Go look at his bf

#he’s so tall. I have a height chart canvas that’s 60x6 of all the guys so far and he doesn’t fit !!!!! #my art #huevember #huestuck #homestuck #fantrolls #I also think he swaps the chain on his wrists out for a longer one to jump with. Funny visual

[spac-e-b0y]

I made a height chart of all my current fantrolls!! This took so long my back hurts

#my art #artists on tumblr #fantroll #fantrolls #height chart #ocs: meekee #ocs: nilona #ocs: xirvee #ocs: solkes #ocs: vonrex #ocs: carnem #ocs: doryos #ocs: keldos #homestuck #hiveswap #homestuck fantroll #homestuck fantrolls #hiveswap fantroll #hiveswap fantrolls

[solluxfanclub]

Sollux is little you cant change my mind

#homestuck #sollux #i saw the hs height chart and while he wasnt super tall he also was not short :/ #short sollux supremacy

[wuhuislandconspiracy]

TRIVIA TO MAKE YOU THINK

This is the moment in homestuck when WV steals jades pumpkin from her bedroom. Note those numbers. Firstly, the latitude. Wow, Jade is practically equatorial! Pretty neat fact. But That third one. WV later confirms that the units the appearifier uses are metres. Jade's bedroom is 2491.3 metres above sea level. TWO POINT FIVE KILOMETRES. THAT IS 1.5 IMPERIAL MILES. Now ok. Lets calm down a little. Surely all that height isn't tower. Lets take stock of the situation.

As we can see from this image, much of the height above sea level that Jade has is that mountain, which if we're generous, we'll say takes up 2/3rds of the height. Which means Jade's tower is still 830 metres tall.

That puts it approximately here on the chart:

Jade lives in the tallest manmade structure on earth. As of 2023.

Now if you really want food for thought. Think about how she gets down a 1.6km mountain all the time. (this food for thought is courtesy of @tuesday-titration)

#homestuck #homestuck trivia #jade harley #mine #its 2:52am