#however expired

[inkbotkowalski]

mmmmm tasty tasty Paxlovid Mouth xP

#I guess it's nice that it starts working immediately #still: gross #saw someone write “tastes like battery acid” today #Covid #Paxlovid #coronavirus #treatment #it was free #however expired #Austrian politics are weird

[floridagirlboy]

i think marine corps got his license suspended a few years ago by gov himself for horrible reckless driving. im talking like

like that. has rammed his shitty ford fiesta directly into gov's house at least twice and only one of them was an accident. and now navy has to fucking drive him everywhere. you can't ever Just talk to marine because navy is usually right around the corner because he had to fucking drive him there. and navy always has to give his opinions on anything you're talking about. worst duo ever

#wttt #marine corps #navy #more branch content. i am cringe but i am free #i like to imagine navy's license is expired as well LMFAO #his boat operator license and related certificates however are always up to date #has NEVER had an accident in the water before. not once in his life #however he is guilty of like. so many petty traffic-related crimes #marine corps watching navy play candy crush on his phone while he's behind the wheel (they are rapidly approaching the intersection) #duo from hell. especially on the highways of america #gov is willing to ignore navy irt to his driving for the most part because he's not as fucking. deliberate with his violations as marine is #marine corps will jump a curb for 10 seconds of air time on purpose for shits and giggles. hes bored #navy does it on accident when he's trying to pass someone

[nami-moittli]

“Go away Dad,” Grim seemed to say. “Why do I only see you when I don’t want to?”

#twst #twisted wonderland #i feel like now is a good time to bring up my Crowley Deadbeat Dad headcanon #Crowley is a deadbeat who leaves to go get the milk. yes #however he would be the type to come back in like a month or so #and he has a jug of expired milk with him instead of just a regular one #and he’s like #oh I’m sorry children of mine who I remember exist #I accidentally got expired milk instead of the normal kind haha #I’m pretty sure that cheese is made from expired milk #maybe you could try and make some of that? #anyway I’ll go get some non-expired milk now #since I’m so gracious #and then the cycle repeats #twst grim #twst crowley

[casiavium]

Hi. If you haven't cleaned out your fridge in a while, you should check for expired food.

#i hate my roommates!!!! whag the FUCK #i will admit I don't check my food as often as I should. sometimes things expire #however #there has been a terrible smell in the apartment that no one could figure out what it was #so! i cleaned out the fridge #Turkey from OCTOBER 2023 #CHICKEN THAT EXPIRED TWO WEEKS AGO. UNOPENED #EXTREMELY MOLDED BREAD. EXTREMELY MOLDED CUCUMBER #AND IT WAS FROM FUCKING TRADER JOE'S??? that SHIT IS EXPENSIVE #I can't even GET to Trader Joe's because it's not on the bus route. I've been twice the whole time I've lived here because someone had a car #neither time did I buy chicken because it's too fucking expensive!!!!!!! #AND THE WHOLE UNOPENED CONTAINER WAS JUST SITTING IN THE FRIDGE TWO WEEKS PAST EXPIRATION #AND someone keeps turning the temperature number setting down so it's not as cold. THE FRIDGE WAS AT 50°F #unsafe #your fridge should be between 30-40°F #your freezer 0-5°F

[itstimeforstarwars]

I sometimes wish I was a more concise writer because everything I am setting up in the galidraan au takes so long for the payoff to hit.

#chit chat #i write stuff and it feels like I’m going ‘hey i know i wrote a chapter about jedi using telepathy for no real reason’ #‘well in about 500000 words it’s going to pay off! just trust me bro!’ #blah blah bacta bacta bacta corellia has ghosts plo koon is a telepath force anomaly force anomaly #however much this story is killing you i PROMISE it is killing me MORE #i am going to expire before zhan kryze is actually relevant to the story #ugh #galidraan au

[powdermelonkeg]

Random question because I've been curious after the past year

#poll #i have had literally well over a dozen posts go viral #however i do not have fancy rainbow checkmarks #and most of my engagement comes from zelda #my follower numbers climb anyways for some reason #this isn't a 'i'm famous do you agree' poll this is a 'i have no idea how to know how the rest of you see me' poll #i have been featured in videos a few times as well #'gonth' is me. also 'expired 2019 baja blast.' also 'paldea is rendering the sun'

[marnz]

I had to work insane OT this week and good god, there is not a creative bone in my body right now

#currently #however I will be getting comp time or time and a half bc I am union so that’s something #my book will just have to wait #on Wednesday I worked until 9:35 pm and then went right to bed bc I was too tired to read Baru Cormorant #and now my library loan has expired 🥲 #it is just really interesting it’s almost like hellish capitalist work systems kill the potential for creativity and art

[cherry-bomb-ships]

Very fun aspect of having the same guy design two of my f/os (Scrooge from 2022 movie and Cortex from Crash 4) is that both of dem have a rly similar nose shape 💖💖💖

Very good. Very handsome both very kissable 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

#in fact now that theyre side by side like this. wow thats a RLY similar shape innit #nicolas kole or however u spell his name THANK YOUUUUUU WE LOVE YOUUUUUY #ok i took 3 expired melatonin and i can feel it in my bone marrow so goo bye 💖💖💖💖💖 #huuooogh i love noses tho... especially my f/os'... theyre just big targets for kisses directly on they face 🥺💖🥺💖🥺💖🥺💖🥺💖 #OK PASSING OUT GOBUHBYE #ruby rambles #💜: the man of my schemes #💜: to warm your icy heart

[onward--upward]

have to wake up at like 4am on friday for work and i am ALREADY dreading it <3

#like yes the new job is great however DO i want to do these 5am shifts? no not at all #(they’re not ALL at 5am thank god) #(​but i have three next week and i’m literally going to expire) #q talks

[priestfrommidnightmass]

finished my prototype of the most disgusting cookie ever it turned out EXACTLY how i wanted it to

#the ingredients consist of: #sugar cookie mix #raw oats #expired sugar free maple syrup #and flour #however disgusting you’re imagining. it’s even worse <3 they’re exactly what i wanted.

[unicornswilleatyourboobies]

do NOT learn ANYTHING about food safety if you want to be comfortable eating at your parents house <3

#me the entire semester: learning about horrific food-borne disease #my parent's house upon coming home: full of expired and unsafely stored food #me now with the fear of our overlords (microbes) instilled inside me: :O #(ik i grew up eating this food i should be good HOWEVER i have had food poisoning before and i never want that shit again)

[solace-seekers]

Will is the type of person to know how to cook but purposely serve his friends burnt lumps of semi edible food until they admit how bad his attempts at cooking are

nico called him out right away meanwhile Will has been serving most of nicos friends (aka the great prophecy kids that are too scared to get on nicos bas side by insulting his bfs cooking) lumps of mystery food, that is both scorched and raw at the same time, for literal months to the point where he almost feels bad and gives up his charade (key word almost)

#nico would be this person if he could deal with wasting food #but he can’t cause depression/homelessness = no waste #that being said trust nothing in nicos fridge #he has condiments that expired a decade ago because he refuses to waste #only trust the food that you brought over #also wording intentionally vague on who will keeps the charade up with cause i couldn’t think of anybody #lou ellen and cecil would spit his food back at him #same with his siblings #oh also anyone that gets injured on a regular basis wouldn’t tell him he was bad at cooking #cause they’re too scared of restricted infirmary access #(aka unless you’re actively dying you are assigned a ‘sit and think about your choices’ corner for however long will decides #) #i’m gonna shut up now it’s like 3 am #pjo #hoo #pjo/hoo #nico di angelo #will solace #solangelo #percy jackson #jason grace #leo valdez #frank zhang #yes those are the people that would be tricked #annabeth is too smart #piper is a maybe but also wouldn’t last months but would last longer than annabeth #reyna is a no #rachel is a rich kid and could not fathom eating whatever the shit will put in front of her #also you just know Will turns on his charm to make sure they’d feel bad if they told him his food looked horrible and tasted worse

[rohirric-hunter]

Me: Hey! New race! I want to try the new race!

Bullroarer: You gotta unlock the new race.

Me: That's fine! Let's unlock the new race!

Bullroarer: The LotRO Store is currently unavailable.

#lotro #i know its a test server and things are gonna go wrong #also. hm. based on. hm. idk if the new race is ready yet #however #HOBBIT CAPTAIN HOBBIT CAPTAIN #also the default hairstyles are adorable #do you have to be vip to access bullroarer? I cant find that info anywhere #even if the new job works out i wasnt planning on renewing my subscription for a few months and it expires end of august #i really want to test play this new race tho i would be sad to miss it

[grandwretch]

I love that every video game about being a border worker is low-key like "yeah this is fun bc you're a nerd and love paperwork but uh. you are actively killing ppl and are contributing to the fall of society. btw"

#shut up az #like papers please was very VERY unsubtle but it was framed under the narrative of being an authoritarian east European country #so like if you're not already critical of western politics then you would be like ha ha those crazy communists #and contraband police is also set in a narrative like that however while papers please was like this is unfair on an individual level #or like on a conspiracy level where you're stopping ppl who want to rebel against the unfair regime which while meaningful doesn't mean muc #to the average American who is like violence as a form of protests is bad except when its me against the elites #meanwhile contraband police is just like. this guy has an expired license. if you don't let him through thousands will die tomorrow

[askaceattorney]

(Referenced Links)

Dear Anonymous,

It seems I need to make more corrections. Oh dear.

The Mishams actually do have a refrigerator and Ms. Misham had asked for another batch of nail polish before I went to prison through the mail. The nail polish is very expensive and the bottle itself is handcrafted, so it isn’t as if you could simply state that she bought it from a store or used rotten nail polish. It would have been far too obvious. You need to not jump to conclusions over small unimportant stuff that is easily solved, especially when the evidence of the bottle matches with the one in my cell is proof of where she got it from. At this point, you come off like you’re scraping the bottom of the barrel. Try not to do that and ask me before you jump to those conclusions. I’ll even hand you some nail polish you can try out for yourself if you wish.

The second is that each poison is different and to claim that they can’t last for seven years would be ignorant. Some poisons past its shelf life can be more or less poisonous. Bacteria can be considered a type of poison, yet can grow under room temperature in certain environments. Anyone, who uses poison and isn’t sure when the user will use it would be clever enough to use a poison that can create more harmful effects after its shelf life. If we were to assume Ms. Misham used poison that hadn’t extended past its shelf life, while it had with her father, then it’s easy to see why her father died much quicker than the girl herself.

I must make the notion that the name of the poison was ever disclosed in court, so using whatever poison you know for comparison isn’t evidence so much as it’s conjecture at worst. 

Overall, this isn’t focusing on the issues I had with the jury system at all. It’s focusing on two red herrings that have nothing to do with the issue at hand. My issue is how Phoenix Wright set me up with the Jury System, not nail polish or poison. I had no issue with either of those and they were substantial evidence that did not point to me having poisoned her. You never even considered the idea that the poison could’ve been placed in the nail polish and stamp after sending both to them, both pointing to Vera Misham herself as the culprit.

Now, how about we focus on real evidence with concrete proof would prove my innocence, hm? 

- Kristoph Gavin

#Anonymous #Kristoph Gavin #Drew Misham #Vera Misham #Trucy Wright #The Judge #Klavier Gavin #Ace Attorney #Mod Commentary #Idk if Apollo Justice ever confirmed if the nail polish was given to Vera seven years ago outside of the MASON system #However we can assume that the creator doesn't know how nail polish works and the whole poison expiration date isn't an argument #poisons can be created from rotten milk for goodness sakes

[uglyseasonmp3]

going to the dmv this morning and i’m being so brave about it

#^lying #but if all goes well (it’s the dmv. it certainly wont) i’ll finally get my name and gender marker changed on my license 🥳 #and i’ll get a new picture. oh my god this is the face that’s gonna be on my license for uhhh however long it takes a license to expire. 🥴 #oh my tummy hurts. someone come with me and hold my hand please #hey jude