#hpnd

[stergeon]

> OTHER: Contrive some sort of SCHEME.

Oh, yes, this is very exciting. You love a good SCHEME, and it is marvelous to get to concoct one so early in the day. This bodes very well for how the rest of your day will progress.

Now it is time to play your favorite game:

“What could possibly happen?”

This is a very fun game where you attempt to devise every single possible series of events that could occur in the course of enacting your SCHEME. You play all of these scenarios out to their logical end and then some in order to guarantee that your plan goes flawlessly and that you have accounted for any potential risks. As you know, you are very good at thinking, and knowing things keeps your heartbeat regular and makes you not nauseous, so this game is one of your favorite activities.

You open up your JOURNAL and begin to take notes on your SCHEME. Since you are pressed for time, you do not delve as deeply into the potential scenarios as you usually would; although this unnerves you, you believe you have drafted sufficient options as to determine several effective courses of action. You wager you can exploit FERDINAND'S weaknesses for TEA and PHYSICAL AFFECTION to make him see reason and agree to attend BREAKFAST with you, ensuring he vacates your QUARTERS in a timely manner.

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#fe3h #fe16 #cyoa #fire emblem #hpnd #sterge.pptx #ferdibert #hubert von vestra #ferdinand von aegir #fire emblem three houses #this one took A Lot longer than expected if you can believe it #me [stoned off my ass]: what if i made a game called What Could Possibly Happen where you list out everything that could possibly happen #me [an idiot]: that won't take a long time. i'm sure i could bang that out quick. this is a really good and funny idea. #me [four days of trying to make nested accordions later]: this sucks so much #i don't know what i thought this game would look like. #thus it's not really a game. i guess you can win (?) #whatever. it Should help inform your vote so i guess that's all that matters lol #every time i do one of these i say i'll scale it back on the next activity #and then when i go to do the next one #i say 'what could possibly happen' #dunce

[iluvchanniesposts]

Hey hun, you've had a bad day huh?

Well idk wht hpnd today but you look like you need a serotonin boost

And lastly,

i’m shedding real tears🥲🥲thank you so much angel 😭 literally just what i needed. i appreciate you so much and i hope you’re well💗💗💗

[thewul]

And what hpnd to the beautiful artwork, ppl r gonna say why is it not a tryptic

#JTK

[dustunaklima]

Niye herkes bu kadar mutlu ya hayat tarafından dışlanıyorum resmen

#hpnd

[weishenbwi]

what did you and your bf do?

We slept. lol We were both really tired so we cuddled together and slept. I was the little spoon. When we woke up, we got some food and held hands doing various things. I made him a video montage of our years together (as friends and now) with me singing a song to him and he surprised me when I woke up with flowers, a handmade card, and some Korean stuffs. 

#it was really a soft day #anonie #Anonymous #tbh we don't sleep when we should #sometimes we stay up too late talking to each other #lmao it sounds vanilla and tbh #but ye that's what hpnd

[queenbamon]

Any new developments between Conrad and billie in the latest episode? Wat hpnd to their 'date'?

Hi Anon!

Unfortunately, we know nothing about their “date” :(

What is more, Billie just “disappeared” in the last ep as well as Trevor. To my mind, it was extremely strange bc she’s one of the main characters. And, of course, she’s my fav female character in this show so I was really upset 😢

And surprise! Conrad told the new doctor girl that he likes her and she answered that she feels the same but she can’t be with Conrad bc it’s too dangerous for him while she’s working with fbi. Can u imagine this? Of course, I’m happy that they’re not together and I really hope that the writers won’t do it. I mean come on! We don’t know her, Conrad doesn’t know her and she’s annoying. Maybe I’m saying it bc I love Billie so much but.. These two should be endgame!

Besides, Conrad told AJ that there’s only one woman in his life now - his daughter.

Well, let’s see what is going to happen next

#the resident fox #the resident #conrad hawkins x billie sutton #conrad x billie #conrad hawkins #billie sutton

[jaylaxies]

Is it weird that i dont usually hug people more like never hug people or initiate it but nowadays i have been craving for jake's hug idky but yk (alot hpnd aria yk that👁👁)its like if he were here i wldnt hesitate to hug him back KILL ME PLEASE

-🐕‍🦺

I FEEL YOU OMG tho i absolutely love hugs and would hug anyone wjdmkd 😭

#🐕‍🦺 anon

[docpiplup]

Me he enterado de que van a estrenar un reboot de Historias para no dormir y estaba pensando en Emdt y Pacino intentando organizar una quedada con los compis del ministerio para ver juntos la nueva serie de HPND, Pacino y Alonso viendo juntos estas nuevas Historias conectados por Skype o alguna videollamada, o Pacino intentando llamar a Amelia para retomar el contacto con ella e invitarla a seguir viendo la nueva Historias para no dormir

#emdt #pacino #historias para no dormir #el ministerio del tiempo #las nuevas historias para no dormir

[bambaiyya]

this 1 70+ yr old aunty did a reading of an old nukkad naatak (street play) she used to act in back in the 70s and 80s and she was so amazing like just spellbinding and afterwards we were all eating dinner and talking and the whole thing was just so nice and she was washing her hands i was standing behind her waiting to wash mine and she saw me in the mirror, turned around and said ‘meri beti khadi hai (my daughter is standing (/waiting)) and like ?!.. every day i grow closer to affirming this is my dream and i am living it and i will live it again in 2-3 years inshallah but i will and it will be so soft and so nice just like it is now

#this event hpnd at studio safdar where i work that sentence is wild to say #i want to research more abt school of art and aesthetics at jnu /jamia milia islamia for masters i can do my second here then #or my first even lets see allah miya ka kya plan hai #i love hindi/urdu theater i always knew id end up in theater but its nice to affirm it this way #or not end up but begin in lmao

[stergeon]

> None of the above.

Well. You have certainly chosen something different, haven’t you. It is a bolder outfit than you would typically choose, but you suppose it could have been much, much worse. It will all be worthwhile if FERDINAND is pleased with your adventurous spirit.

The final accessory for your outspoken outfit is your TIMEPIECE. You received it as a gift from HER MAJESTY and THE PROFESSOR exactly one year ago today and you do not leave your room without it. Truly you have been blessed by the explosion of modern technology now that such developments are uninhibited by the maneuverings of ANCIENT DRAGONS in positions of ecclesiastic power. Never again need you scurry to the window to make out the clocktower or attempt to recall precisely how many times the church bells last rang: now, you are wholly your own man, trapping time in your POCKET.

As you squandered your first glance in a stupor of admiration, you spare a second glance at the TIMEPIECE and see that it is currently half past seven. You have some time before your meeting with your ASSASSINS at nine, but you still need to complete your PRE-BREAKFAST TO-DO LIST and also have BREAKFAST.

Your PRE-BREAKFAST TO-DO LIST is a standing list of tasks you do every single day:

Dress

Water PLANT

COFFEE

Remove FERDINAND

Your next task will be to water your PLANT. Your PLANT was a gift from BERNADETTA, coincidentally also received exactly one year ago today. You regard your PLANT and are satisfied with its condition. When you saw BERNADETTA last week, however, she objected to your handling of the organism: she insisted a plant ought to have a given name. You are not so taken to sentimentality as she, but when you made to mock her to FERDINAND, he—to your disappointment, if not your surprise—agreed, and tasked you to assigning one.

This exercise does not please you. But to acquiesce would require little effort on your part—and besides, you only need hold to this practice until the end of the month, after which time FERDINAND will not be here to badger you about the issue.

... You would prefer not to think about FERDINAND any more, but you will consider a suitable name.

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#fire emblem #fe3h #fire emblem three houses #hubert von vestra #hpnd #sterge.pptx #omg my stoner ass... if you saw this with hubert having a three-hands issue no you didn't #i was literally drawing this while a birthday party was raging at my house. let it be known that i love you fuckers and also hubert

[traumasurvivors]

Hi. I just recently discovered your blog and I read your story. I just wanna say I'm so sorry tht hpnd to you. It shouldn't have. It's sad but I relate to tht a lot. I was 4 when it started. I'm sorry if this is weird but do you knw any blogs or anything where I can talk abt it? I don't rly hv anyone to talk to rn and the one person tht I do hv is my guy bestfriend. As great as he is, he wouldn't understand wht it's like. I rly need to just talk to someone tht can understand me.

Hi anon,

You’re always welcome to talk to me either anonymously or by messaging my personal @aprilthegayqueen

I do get that I can be slow at responding due to school and work, so there is also an advice blog I run with a few others @advicetotraumasurvivors

If any of my followers want to suggest blogs or offer, that would be great!

[mccarthymolly]

not low communication, dog fart, uh,qt,u j khmu, no,uh,wt,uhkhmuh,no,uh, ,wt, endowment is diaability b ntt total, lk alot b can think smtm?

Say wt else, get closer, not say agn, they say to say ev,wt,uh

Ok dnc n nothing ww js usey more, khk

Btr bc not trying to be deep or sth js did, n psy improv, okhm yh idk, funny, not harland, like his interest b more experience not js asking ppl

Khm

Khmu

Uh they nt say or save w, they try seem lk dif person by not saying wt hpnd, b btr than long dean eml, idk wt thst is uh wt uh no uu

Js gny h mkhmuh nohmuh in I'm

[sonofadeanwinchester]

Hi! I saw tht you were taking requests so I was wondering if maybe you could write a Sebastian Stan x reader one where she has a suicide attempt while they're together but he was busy with work and it was a rly big project so she told everyone to not tell him. He later finds out, maybe sees the scars on her arms or sth? He's furious and heartbroken tht no one told him and ofc coz it hpnd in the first place. Angsty as hell with a fluffy ending pls? (also, so sorry for this long request.)

Okay, first. I love this request! And I’ll have it done for you as soon as I can! Thanks anon for the request :)

[plsdonttellmay]

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A look into the Iron Kids group chat between Harley, Peter, and Riri. 

Sequel to Bold of You

Translation for Harley’s nonsense at the bottom

Spider-Son: @Son Prime Mr. Stark totally just admitted that Riri was his favorite.

Son Prime: wut???? thts blsht >:((((

Spider-Son changed their name to Pun-Son

Pun-Son: IKR?

Dad’s Favorite: HA! I fucking told you

Son Prime: fuk off riri

Pun-Son: Ya, this is a private conversation.

Dad's Favorite: Y’all are the dumbasses having a “private conversation” in the group chat

Pun-Son: Shit

Really?

I thought @ing him would make it private.

Oops

Son Prime: pete i lov n rspct u but ur a fukn dumbass

Dad's Favorite: This is why dad loves me most

Pun-Son: ;’((((

Whatever.

Anyway

So,,,,

The rest of the team knows you guys exist now.

Son Prime: shiiiiiiiiiiiit

Dad's Favorite: What happened?

Is everyone okay?

Are you okay?

Is Tony okay?

Pun-Son: Ya, everyone's fine, dw.

Son Prime: thn wut hpnd????

Pun-Son: IDK???

Like

Mr. Stark just said I did a good job

And then fucking Captain America was like

“Hey, everybody it's Peter Parker!”

Dad's Favorite: Damn. So now they all know?

Son Prime: thats ruf buddy

Pun-Son: Nah, it's fine.

I panicked and then said that Mr. Stark had lots of kids

And that Peter and Spider-Man were totally different kids.

Son Prime: wow. cnt blev u managed 2 lie 2 captain america

i figd he cld smell lies

or that u would spontaneously combust if u tried

tht was specific 2 u btw

Dad's Favorite: Has anyone ever told you you're a dick?

Son Prime: not 2 my face but thts what i assume theyre saying wen they dub chek tht mr tony isnt my real dad.

Dad's Favorite: Not a bad assumption ngl

Pun-Son: Also, point of order, didn't lie

I just,,,,,,,

Implied.

Heavily.

To the point of lying.

But didn't cross that line.

Son Prime: wow pete ur a saint

Dad's Favorite: They bought it? Just like that?

Pun-Son: TBH they were way more interested in the group chat.

Like, they legit forgot they were trying to figure out who Spider-Man is.  

I told Cap your usernames.

Dad's Favorite: Well I'm glad the team knows the truth now

Son Prime: wut? abt mr tony runin a daycare?

Dad's Favorite: No about me being his favorite

Dad's Favorite: Hey guys??? College fucking blows. I'm gonna murder whoever came up with it

Son Prime: sup riri?

Dad's Favorite: Literally just told you. College blows

The Live-in: *break dances gently*

What's wrong, Riri?

Son Prime: atm u if i had 2 ges

Dad's Favorite: Mostly that you're trying to comfort me via meme.

SHIT

Beat me to it

Son Prime: :p

The Live-in: You guys are the worst.

Dad's Favorite: You're the one who decided to be the middle child

The Live-in: WTF, no, I didn't??

Also, Harley is literally less than 4 months older than me.

Son Prime: god pete ur practically an infant cmpared to me

The Live-in: -_______-

Can we go back to talking about Riri’s problems now?

Please?

For the love of science.

Dad's Favorite: Nah I'm good actually. Roasting you is way more interesting

The Live-in: THE W O R S T

Son Prime: srsly tho. u ok riri?

Dad's Favorite: Yeah I'm fine. Just got assigned a group project

The Live-in: Was it at least a class you have a friend in?

Dad's Favorite: Peter literally everyone in that class is 7+ years older than me. If I had friends do you think I'd talk to you two?

The Live-in: Yes

Because you love us.

You've said so.

Son Prime: hes got a point

Dad's Favorite: Lies and slander

The Live-in: Seriously, though.

Are you good?

Dad's Favorite: Yeah. It's not like they're actively mean to me or anything. It just sucks not having friends

Son Prime: tell us if they start bn dicks. pete n i will kick thr asses. we r still ur big bros

Dad's Favorite: Yeah I know <3

God I can’t wait until you two are finally here and I actually have someone to talk to for once.

The Live-in: Yeah!!!!

We should get an apartment.

And a dog.

A secret dog.

Dad’s Favorite: Why is the dog secret???

The Live-in: Because I can’t have a dog at my apartment.

And your mom is allergic to dogs.

And Harley’s little sister is scared of dogs.

So it would have to live with dad over the summer.

And he won’t let us get a dog if he knows ahead of time.

That’s why a secret dog.

Dad’s Favorite: Hell yes secret dog.

The Live-in: I vote pitbull.

Son Prime: sum1 convinse me not 2 murder ths lady

Peter PARKOUR: ?????????

???????

?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?

Harley, WTF you can't just say that and then not elaborate.

Dad's Favorite: Siding with Peter here. Who are you trying to murder Keener?

Peter PARKOUR: Dude.

Seriously??

Are you literally ignoring us right now?

HARLEY, YOU HAVE YOUR READ RECEIPTS ON!

Son Prime: Read: 3:23

Dad's Favorite: Harley I swear to god you're going in the nearest lake first time we meet

Peter PARKOUR: Wait.

Hold on a damn minute.

Are you telling me?

The two of you haven't actually met??

Like IRL???

Dad's Favorite: Yeah. I mean we Skype and text plenty but we've never been in the same room

Peter PARKOUR: That's wild??

I mean

I know the three of us haven't been together

But I figured you had met without me.

Son Prime: wait. wen did u 2 meet?

Dad's Favorite: Figures that's what gets his attention instead of murder

Peter PARKOUR: When I went to tour MIT?

Have you and Mr. Stark not gone yet?

Son Prime: nope

Peter PARKOUR: Why not??

Son Prime: i dunno. keep puttin it off

Dad's Favorite: I smell a lie. I don't know what it is but you better watch your back Harley. I will find out

Son Prime: ok baskin robin

Peter PARKOUR: Can we get back to the murder?

I feel like we glossed over that.

Son Prime: no

Dad's Favorite: No point. Either they decided to leave Harley alone

Peter PARKOUR: Or??

Dad's Favorite: Or they're dead

Son Prime: & ull nvr kno

Peter PARKOUR: You two need to chill.

And meet.

Seriously, we've been talking for a year

And you two haven't even laid eyes on each other.

H O W?

Dad's Favorite: Let's start with the fact that we live like 20 hours away from each other?

Peter PARKOUR: I'm not even going to grace that with an answer.

Actually

I am

Mr. Stark has like a fleet of planes??

You could literally make a day trip out of it.

Son Prime: hes actually got a point…

Peter PARKOUR: I almost always have a point.

You two just ignore me.

Because you're assholes.

Dad's Favorite: That's fair

Dad's Favorite: @Son Prime 

I saw this and thought of you

Peter In The Middle: WHAT

THE

FUCK

IS THAT THING EVEN REAL??

Dad's Favorite: Lol yeah. Saw it at the thrift store

Son Prime: What I want to know is why the FUCK it reminded you of me.

Peter In The Middle: Oh damn.

He broke out the capitals and full words.

He's serious.

Son Prime: Actually it's just a new phone Mr. Tony sent me. Can't figure out how to turn off the damn autocorrect

Dad's Favorite: Why is it that you 2 are geniuses but can't figure out how phones work half the time?

Son Prime: Excuse you this is 1 of those prototype StarkPhones that literally nobody knows how to use yet.

Peter in the Middle: Are you really never gonna let the group chat thing die?

Dad's Favorite: No

Son Prime: Absolutely not.

Peter in the Middle: It was one (1) time you assholes.

Son Prime: I feel like we’re forgetting about the horror show that somehow reminded Riri of me.

Peter in the Middle: I was.

Trying to, at least.

Thanks for the reminder.

Dad’s Favorite: I’m not forgetting. Ever

Son Prime: Explain???

Dad’s Favorite: Should I tho?

Peter in the Middle: Depends.

Do you want me to show Mr. Stark The Video?

Dad’s Favorite: You wouldn’t

Peter in the Middle: Try me, bitch.

Son Prime: Video????

Dad’s Favorite: Don’t worry about it

Peter in the Middle: I’ll send it to you later.

Dad’s Favorite: I hate you

Peter in the Middle: :D

Cow mug.

Now.

Dad’s Favorite: It says Tennessee on it.

Peter in the Middle: Wait.

That’s it?

No inside joke????

Dad’s Favorite: Nope

Peter in the Middle: What the fuck?

Now I feel dumb.

Dad’s Favorite: :))))))

Son Prime: |-|4 ! |=!6(_)|23|) !7 0(_)7

Dad's Favorite: What the fuck does that even say??

Peter in the Middle: Is that???

Even approaching English??

Son Prime: |\|0 !7$ |_337

Dad's Favorite: Stop

Son Prime: |\/|4|{3 |\/|3

Dad's Favorite has kicked Son Prime out of the Iron Kids group

Peter in the Middle: Harley is texting me

Saying to tell you to unblock him.

He has something important to say.

Dad's Favorite has added Son Prime to the Iron Kids group

Son Prime:

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Dad's Favorite has kicked Son Prime out of the Iron Kids group

Peter in the Middle: Fair and valid.

Dad's Favorite has kicked Peter in the Middle out of the Iron Kids group

Dad's Favorite: Finally I am free

Son Prime: guess who got his xseptns letter!!!!!!!!

Dad’s Favorite: Holy shit!!!! Harley that’s fucking amazing!!!!!!

Potor Purkur: Yessssssss!!!!

Dude, that’s amazing!!!!!!!!!!

Also????

How did you get yours early???

MIT letters aren’t supposed to go out for another week??

Did Mr. Stark pull strings?

BUT ALSO CONGRATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Son Prime: na tony dnt do nythng

Potor Purkur: ???????????

Son Prime: xseptns snt 4 mit

Dad’s Favorite: Was it a backup or something?

Son Prime: or smthn

Dad’s Favorite: I swear this is worse than pulling teeth. Spill.

Son Prime: i nvr actuly applied 4 mit

Dad’s Favorite: So that’s the real reason you never came to visit. You weren’t just putting it off.

Potor Purkur: Did you ever even plan on going to MIT?

Son Prime: hell no. ive had ths place n mind since middle school

Potor Purkur: Well?

What is it?

Come on, dude.

Son Prime: u hv 2 prms not 2 tell mr tony

Dad’s Favorite: Sure.

Son Prime: com on @Potor Purkur u gotta prms

Potor Purkur: I promise.

Well, I promise to try.

I’m kind bad at secrets, actually.

But so long as he doesn’t ask

I’m fine.

I promise.

Son Prime: how do u evn hv a scret id @ ths point

Potor Purkur: Honestly??

No idea.

All of Queens should know by now TBH

But

That has literally nothing to do with your college.

Dad’s Favorite: Yeah cmon Harls. Spill.

Son Prime: I’m totally serious right now. Don’t tell Mr. Tony. I want  to tell him myself.

Potor Purkur: Promise.

Dad’s Favorite: On my life.

Son Prime: ok hr it goz.

im goin to caltech

guys?

its bn lik 5 min. wts up

Potor Purkur: Holy sHIT

Are you serious??

Dad’s Favorite: You men caltech as in the school in Pasadena California? MIT’s biggest rival since ever? The school Tony loudly talks about how much he hates? THAT caltech?

Son Prime: …

…

…

yes

Potor Purkur: Holy shit.

*_*_*_*_*

Spider-Son: Hey, guys?

I think dad might have accidentally,,,,,,,,

Built a murder bot.

Again.

Dad's Favorite: W H A T

Son Prime: u ok? r u fiting it???

Spider-Son: No.

No, you see,,,,

The murder bot,,,,,,,

Is actually,,,,,,,,,,,

Karen.

Dad's Favorite: …

Son Prime: ..............

Dad's Favorite: Explain

Spider-Son: Well.

You know how my suit has an Instant Kill Mode?

And Karen keeps trying to make me use it?

Dad's Favorite: Yeah??

Son Prime: i dnt thnk tht counts as “accidentally"

jst irresponsible

Spider-Son: That's what I thought too.

But we're in the jet.

Headed for the mission.

And I joke that I should use IKM.

And Mr. Stark freaks out.

Dad's Favorite: Why???

Spider-Son: Here's the thing.

Mr. Stark.

Didn't make an Instant Kill Mode.

Karen did that.

By herself.

Dad's Favorite: Holy shit

Son Prime: dude wut the FUCK

Spider-Son: I K N O W

Son Prime: uve befriended her at least. hopfully she remains loyal during the robo revolution.

Spider-Son: Karen says hi BTW.

Dad's Favorite: Fantastic. Maybe she'll spare us as well

Spider-Son: Karen says, and I quote, “I don't know about that.”

Son Prime: /sweats/

Dad's Favorite: I'm not even sure how I feel about this tbh

On the one hand: possibly evil robot

On the other: if she's joking this is some seriously cool coding

Son Prime: i have xactly 0 mixed feelings. murder bot bad

Spider-Son: Mr. Stark offered to change her code when we got back.

Son Prime: thk god

Spider-Son: I said no.

Son Prime: W H Y

Spider-Son: Because I love Karen just the way she is.

And she loves me.

Dad's Favorite: Okay, I've decided. That is a seriously cool ai

Son Prime: a srsly cool ai thts gonna kill us all

Spider-Son: Karen promises to spare you.

If you buy me a milkshake.

Son Prime: i cnt bleve my terminator trauma is being taken advantage of by a murder bot.

Spider-Son: :P

Dad's Favorite: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Spider-Son: Oh my God

You actually sent me money for a milkshake.

Nice.

I'm getting strawberry.

Son Prime: fuk u

Son Prime: @Dad's Favorite wut r u doin n june

Dad's Favorite: Probably nothing? Idk I might take an online class. Mostly just hanging out at home

Son Prime: so u dnt hav ny plans 4 vacay or nythng

Dad's Favorite: Not that I know of??

Son Prime: wuts the prob tht u could get ur mom to let you go smwher 4 the month

Dad's Favorite: Depends??

What's with all the leading questions?

Son Prime: bcuz i just told my mom tht mr tony nvitd the 3 of us 2 stay at the compound in june

Dad's Favorite: He did?? Why didn't he say anything??

Son Prime: bcuz he dnt ask. im the 1 plan plannin it

Dad's Favorite: Harley what the actual fuck. Have you even asked Tony?

Son Prime: no thts peters job

Dad's Favorite: Wait Peter's in on it too? How long have you two been planning this?

Son Prime: bout 20 mins. & pete dsnt no yet

Dad's Favorite: Again wtf. Why don't you do it?

Son Prime: hv u SEEN peters puppy dog eyes

speakin of

@The Live-in nswer ur phone

@The Live-in

@The Live-in

@The Live-in

Dad's Favorite: @The Live-in

@The Live-in

@The Live-in

Son Prime: @The Live-in

@The Live-in

@The Live-in

@The Live-in

The Live-in: Jesus Christ.

You two are awful.

I was in chemistry.

Don't you two ever go to class?

Son Prime: y bother

Dad's Favorite: I do but I know how to text in class

The Live-in: Like I said.

Awful.

Son Prime: wtevr. cn u do it or no?

The Live-in: What exactly am I even doing?

Dad's Favorite: Pretty sure you're convincing dad to let the 3 of us stay at the compound over June.

The Live-in: Oh.

Yeah.

That shouldn't be hard.

Like at all.

He's about to pick me up from school.

I'll ask in just a sec.

Son Prime: c? told u it wld b ez

The Live-in: HE SAID YES

Well, he said yes so long as we can get our moms/aunt to agree.

BUT STILL

Dad's Favorite: Holy shit!!

The Live-in: I KNOW!!

Son Prime: wer gonna get n2 so much bullshit.

The Live-in: B]

Dad's Favorite: B]

Son Prime: B]

Spider-Son: Guys, I may not come back from this mission alive.

Tell Ned I’ve always had a crush on him

Wait.

Shit.

That was just supposed to sound dumb and dramatic.

Not like something to actually worry about.

I’ll be fine.

Mr. Stark won’t let me go on the super dangerous missions.

Son Prime: i swr 2 fuk im gonna kill u parker

Dad’s Favorite: Yeah maybe that wasn’t exactly the best way to start that off.

Also if Ned doesn’t already know you’re madly in love with him then there’s no hope for either of you.

Spider-Son: #rude

One day I’ll get Ned to fall in love with me.

Then you’ll be sorry.

Dad’s Favorite: Oh honey

Son Prime: stop w/ petes crush. i wnna no y he thnks hes gonna die

Spider-Son: H I M

Dad’s Favorite: Christ what’s Rogers done now?

Spider-Son: He’s just doing That Thing again.

The one where he calls me kid and son.

I h a t e it, and IDK how to make him stop

Dad's Favorite: /Hamilton voice/ I'm not your son

Son Prime: congrats on not str8 up murdering him yet

Spider-Son: God he’s just so??

I don't know what, but I hate it.

I swear to God if he benches me again this mission I'm going to strangle him with his star-spangled tights.

Dad's Favorite: You gonna beat him upside the head until he sees…

Stars?

Spider-Son: I HATE YOU!!

I WAS TRYING TO BE MAD

AND NOW I'M GIGGLING!

NOBODY TAKES ME SERIOUS WHEN I GIGGLE!!

Son Prime: nbdy takes u srsly evr

Spider-Son: Fuck off, Keener.

Son Prime: ;P

Dad's Favorite: Hey Peter quick question tho?

Spider-Son: Quick answer.

Dad's Favorite: If you hate Rogers why don't you just not talk to him? Why do you act all polite to his face? Just tell him to fuck off and leave you alone?

Spider-Son: I wish it was that easy.

I mean

It could be

But it isn't.

I have to be polite because we're on the same team.

We're supposed to work together.

I started off kinda rude to him, but Mr. Stark fussed at me.

Apparently what we're doing is bigger than petty squabbles.

Son Prime: uhhh ths is def mr thn a petty squabble tho? mr t wtf

Dad's Favorite: What are you even saying to me right now?? Is dad not mad?

Spider-Son: NoPE.

He just goes along with whatever He says.

Right now Mr. Stark is flying the jet.

Even though it has autopilot.

So I'm left alone back here with Him.

The only other person we brought was Ant-Man and he's asleep so it's just the two of us making conversation.

I hate it.

I'm dying.

Also

I think he doesn't like me looking at my phone so much.

DEAL WITH IT OLD MAN

Son Prime: u rly do snd lik ur bout 2 die. rip n pieces pete

Dad's Favorite: I'm SO glad Tony hasn't cleared me for missions yet.

Spider-Son: I wish you were.

I need someone to hang out with on these.

Speaking of which.

I'm gonna go ask dad if he'll try to teach me to fly again.

Last time…

Did Not Go Well

Also kinda wanna make Him sick again.

It was funny last time.

If he says no the at least I'll have some time alone.

Anyway I'm out.

Talk to you after we kicked ass!

Dad's Favorite: Take a better selfie this time. Lighting was garbage in the last one.

Son Prime: brng me a robos arm

If you didn't need Harley's nonsense translated, I'm impressed. If you did, here you go. He's speaking leet for anyone interested.

|-|4 ! |=!6(_)|23|) !7 0(_)7 ~ Ha I figured it out

|\|0 !7$ |_337 ~ No it's leet

|\/|4|{3 |\/|3 ~ Make me

|3!7(|-| ~ Bitch

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[herpessupport]

I got diagnosed 5 mth ago. I had a really bad 1st OB w. every single symptom that lasted 4 wk. I couldnt wear underwear, walk, pee, etc for that long.I feel rly traumatized &my body feels so different now. My main concern is that I cant self lubricate since this hpnd. I used to get very wet during sex or even masturbating. But nowadays, there is no lubrication as if I just went through menopause, im 23. Sex is not enjoyable bc of this &I havent read abt any1 else having this reaction to herpes:(

This may be a mental thing. You said the experience was traumatizing to you so that may affect the way you think about sex subvonsviously and so your body isnt self lubricating. Luckily there are tons of lube out there so you just gotta figure out what works for you!

[wowmom]

#WOWMOM #WOWSCHOOLING #TAMIL #THIRUKURAL #REVANTH #திருக்குறள் #thirukuralforkids திருக்குறள் by Revanth with எடுத்துக்காட்டு & உரை🪄 கல்வி அதிகாரம்🪄🪄 In the 3rd திருக்குறள் , எடுத்துக்காட்டு & உரை , once explained by me to make him sit to study without distraction 💁 but Sir now telling as if nothing hpnd💁💁 clever kids🤩🤩 In the second video, Thirukural by YASHWANTH, MY WOWSCHOOLING TAMIL KID... I used to be very glad & proud wenever Revanth say THIRUKURAL or any kind of TAMIL ACTIVITIES , same HAPPINESS YASHWANTH gave me while saying dis💁💁 Happy tat it reached my WOWSCHOOLING kids too🪄🪄 https://www.instagram.com/p/CRo1woOMsSl/?utm_medium=tumblr

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