Okay I've been thinking about this little stupid detail all fucking week.
I love how Husk grabs all four of Angel's hands.
He's just being so sweet and just accepting Angel for all that he is and I'm crying.
BUT THEN IT GETS EVEN CRAZIER CUZ
Angel literally puts his extra arms away just so that it will be easier for Husk to dance with him 😭😭😭😭😭
THIS SHIP!! THEY MAKE ME SICK TO MY STOMACH!!
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Angel: I love your bigass, unkempt eyebrows.
Husk: I love your small flat ass.
Angel: I love how you cough a hairball every morning as soon as you get up from bed.
Husk: I love how you clog the shower drain with all the hair you shed every day.
Angel: I love how you own one pair of pants and never wash them.
Husk: I love how you use every pot and pan in the kitchen when cooking and never clean up after yourself.
Charlie, watching from afar: Hey, uh, are they alright? Sounds like they're fighting.
Vaggie: Nah, they're good.
Vaggie: None of them have ever dated anyone who they could be honest to, so they're unloading.
Vaggie: They do it once a week.
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Angel Dust: *opens box and finds Noir sleeping*
*later*
Angel Dust: *checks under crib and finds Vegas sleeping* What the—?
*later*
Angel Dust: *cleaning some cabinets and finds Star sleeping* Ya gotta be kiddin’ me?!
*later*
Angel Dust: *holding three babies* Husk you won’t believe this! I found these kittens sleeping in *pauses* Husk? Where are you? *looks around and finds Husk in bar cabinet with Ivy*
Husk: *in cat mode* What? It’s comfy in here.
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Puppy Love / Kid Vaggie Crossover
Thank you, @intrinsicepiphany for the fun idea!
Hazbins: (scrambling around the hotel while carrying cushions and pillows)
Kid Vaggie: (flying around the ceiling, weaving through lights and chandeliers, and giggling) Weeeeee~
Charlie: Vaggie! Vaggie! You've been up there for an hour, sweetheart! Can you please come down before your wings give out?
-KNOCK!!! KNOCK!!! KNOCK!!!-
Emily: (squeaks through the door of the hotel) Hi, Charlie! Sorry for dropping in last minute. Sera wanted to get those reports on-
Kid Vaggie: Yaaaawwwwwn~ (droopy eyes) Nigh-Night.... (slowly coasts down to the ground)
Charlie: I can't believe I'm saying this, but, Emily, catch her! It's Vaggie!
Emily: (looks up and sees a sleeping, curled up Kid Vaggie sucking her thumb and gliding in her direction) Hup! (jumps up with a flap of her wings and catches Vaggie, cradling her in her arms) I got her!
Charlie: Whew! Thank you so much!
Emily: (slowly fluttering back to the ground) Now, what did you say about Vaggie? And who is this adorable little cherub?
Charlie: Her. That's literally Vaggie. For some reason, she transformed into a toddler. First, it was me, and then-
Emily: (blushes brightly as she looks down at the sleeping toddler in her arms. Daydreams suddenly whirl through her mind in rapid succession)
Scene 1: Emily and Vaggie on a moonlit date in heaven.
Scene 2: Vaggie kneeling down on one knee with a ring box and Emily flapping her wings excitedly as she cries.
Scene 3: Wedding in Heaven with Charlie being Emily's Maid of Honor and Vaggie wearing a full suit.
Scene 4: Vaggie wearing slacks and a white button up shirt with the sleeves rolled up and her hands on a prominent baby bump under Emily's dress.
Scene 5: Emily laying in bed with a newborn baby. Baby has dark skin, white freckles, silver hair and wings, and pink eyes. Vaggie is holding Emily's hand while kissing the new mother tenderly on the head.
Emily: (catatonic, blushing, sweating, and wobbly on her feet)
Charlie: Whoa! (takes Kid Vaggie before Emily can faint) Emily, are you okay?!
Emily: (shuffles over to the window, gets on her knees, and prays) Our Holy Father who art in Heaven, hallowed be Thy name. Thy kingdom come-
Charlie: Uhhhhh.... (glances at sleeping Vaggie in her arms and gets similar daydream scenes buzzing through her mind but replaced herself with Emily as she heats up exponentially) Whoooooooooooa.... wobbly...... need to sit down.
Angel: Whoa! I gotcha! (catches Charlie and sits her down in the chair next to where Emily is still praying) I'll take Vags up to her room and put her to bed. (grabs Vaggie and gets similar daydreams but with Husker and having a perfect cat-spider baby) Yikes! Okay, that makes sense. Let's get this little pipsqueak to bed so I can stop daydreaming.
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