#i CANNOT go bald im sorry

[jelliecherries]

waaaaa I wanna go on t but male pattern baldness is in my genes 😭😭

#i CANNOT go bald im sorry #my hair is my personality I am nothing without it #jokes #trans #rambles #i literally want everything else though #i want a lower voice and the ability to grow a beard?! #so unfair

[the-acid-pear]

The way AVED S3 is so bad it's low-key fucking killing my hyperfixation,,,,,

#luly talks #BECAUSE I CANNOT FINISH IT AND I CANNOT SCROLL ENDLESSLY NOR MOVE ON TO A DIFFERENT THING #EFFECTIVELY KEEPING ME ON A FUCKING LEASH OR SOMETHING SMH 😭😭😭 #sorry to anyone who likes it i personally fucking despite that season and everything it stands for #like its. i just.. i dont like it at all man #ruby being back and that baby and Brady's whole existence... like nothing against her nor her relationship w her dad i find it pretty cute #but i dont think the show needed that man it just feels so. unnecessary. like I've said before ash already had kelly! #she was like a daughter to him and that was enough for me #also kelly and Pablo romance?? lowkey fucking hate that #one bc it ruins my aroace kelly hc /hj and two bc again ITS UNNECESSARY....... they were good as having this siblings dynamic!!! #i DO enjoy badass Pablo tho that is the only thing from this season i can excuse and also look foward to #but like man even the plot holes is like *rips off my hair until i go bald* #but ill finish it and y'all will beg me to stop rbing and talking about these guys that's a promise #im not pulling a prison break or cobra Kai again

[peachy-wolfhard]

Dating Leo II

a/n: I wanted to add more after I posted part one so here it is Bone Apple Teeth, I love leo sm so its LONG

Let me know if you would like to be on my tmnt taglist!

Warnings: swearing, grandchildren mention (splinter is gonna splinter), illness mention, insomnia, mentions of slapping leos bald head

Word count: 738 -woof

Insomnia gang

This turtle physically cannot sleep

When you don't spend the night he is CONSTANTLY texting you everything that comes to mind

“y/n…why is pizza a circle?” “idk lee can i come over :3” “yeth pls HURRY IM DYING HERE WITHOUT U”

Lying in his bed, cuddling, matching eyemasks ON, fan ON

Even with all of that, nothing works

The nights that the both of you are actually able to sleep he has a grasp on you

Holds you so close to him all the time, you guys are joined at the hip

Everyone besides Mikey and Splinter thinks you guys are gross

“You can't even say their names apart now it's ALWAYS Leo and y/n. You can't separate them they will DIE without each other”

“Calm down Mikey please you're scaring Shelldon”

Splinter is…well Splinter. He stays in your guys' relationship, with how dramatic you guys are he doesn't need his soaps

He loves to show you baby pictures of the boys esp the ones of Leo

((cough cough he definitely mentions grandchildren like the old man he is))

Bites all the time like anytime anywhere

Making breakfast peacefully listening to music- CHOMP

Getting ready for work- CHOMP

Dr. Delicate Touch has to intervene

Play fights with you in slow-motion

(slow motion voice) “yyy/nnn iiiimm goooinggg tooo kick your aaaasssss”

(also slow motion voice) “im gooonnnaaa kick yours firrrst”

HAND! HOLDING!

Initially, it started as a way to keep Leo from running off when exploring places, but then it turned into a regular thing

“My love, light of my life, future spouse eHEM!”

“What Leo”

“WHERE’S YOUR HAND I AM GOING TO DIE WITHOUT YOUR HAND IN MINE!! I ALREADY FEEL WEAK PLEASE I AM SUFFERING”

Absolute drama queen and don't get me started when he’s sick

Picture those old paintings of the sick children in bed, he’s that but dialed up to eleven

All he wants is cuddles and daytime television and don't you DARE come in between him and his Maury

Giving him medicine is surprisingly easy maybe it’s because he’s so out of it or maybe he’s just in love he’d let you do anything to him

But if you’re ever sick he does the exact same for you

If you fight medicine (just like me fr) he’s NOT afraid to use those ninja moves to get you to take your meds

Loves it when you read to him no matter what you are reading

Manga? Sign him up! Horror book? Let's get spooky! Sad book? I'll get the tissues! He just loves to hear your voice especially if you do different voices for the characters but not overly comedic voices, he’s here for the story!

Falls asleep listening to your voice with his head on your lap 99% of the time

Going to the Hidden City for date nights and getting up to absolute mischief

(having to then call Raph to come get you guys because you pissed someone off and just kicked their butt)

Speaking of the Hidden City! During their break in the Hidden City (when everyone gets arrested) you join Leo at the spa

After he gets kicked out he BEGS you to go to the creepy spa across the street with him

“Sorry sweetheart I too am in DIRE need of some relaxation plus it’s not often I’m in an exclusive club”

The moment he shows up with that gorgeous hair you’re suspicious

Texts you a selfie of his new hair with the creepy ass background

“Whatcha think? Even more handsome than normal? ;)” “go back to being bald i miss slapping ur bald head :(“

Anyway when he starts “sleepwalking” your immediate reaction is “Maybe it's the wig” but quickly forget all about it due to relaxation

“Um… yyyy/nnnn could you please help me out with one teeny tiny situation…? Please?”

Now you and Leo are on the case!

“Ooo lala finally some privacy ;)”

“Don't touch me until you’re bald AND we figure this out”

“Pwetty pwease? JUST ONE!”

“Fine, ONE kiss”

After the evil hair reveal and fighting with your boyfriend’s hair he's finally bald again

Leo explains the massage guy’s deal but it falls on deaf ears

“Hey, who’s that guy?” “He'sthe non-member we kicked out earlier!”

“I bet he and that human are the thieves. Call the cops”

After a quick stay in jail, you’re now peacefully back home

#rottmnt x reader #rottmnt leo x reader #tmnt x reader #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles x reader #rise leo #rise leo x reader #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #leo x reader #masterlist

[gongustheawsome01]

Headache! SO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!

IM JUST GONNA SIT YOU DOWN AND MAKE YOU LISTEN TO WHAT I THINK THE EVIL WORLD OF EVIL PIZZA TOWER WOULD GO BUT ITS NOT IN ORDER AND ITS JUST HEADCANNONS!

MR STICKS AND BURTON ARE DIVORCED NOT SORRY! ( Mr sticks became too obsessed with getting his revenge on the Italian. )

Gustavo has essentially taken peppinos throne of being the most miserable cast member! Is balding! Aaaannnnddd *pulls out a random card* has really really REALLY CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH! Let himself go.

Bricks become the one cast member that's mentally stable it's kinda ironic it's the pest that's having the best time! Except also maybe not because he has to see his owner suffer everyday..

OC STUFF Vicky now works for Peppino it was that or death sooo.. sucks to suck!

Vicky also wants to kill Peppino ( shocker I know! )

Im trying to inspire the evil alternative universe kinda off of how old cartoons tried to get away with a lot of stuff ( ex ren and stinpy and courage the cowardly dog ) with their imagery and wording ( like instead of someone's eyes getting torn out on screen you only see the SILHOUETTE of them getting their eyes torn out! So it's good for the kids to watch I'm sure they won't be mortified beyond comprehension!.. right? )

Blah blah blah something something Peppino may or may not have killed a few people yada yada

I kinda inspired Mr sticks off of Dr. Horrible form Dr. Horribles Sing Along Blog I'm not gonna explain how though

Pizza head is BAKED. I mean. Like actually like. He was burnt to a crisp. Like. He is ashes. Like. He is nothing but magma. Like- Ok you get the point.

Mr sticks and Vicky are frenemies.. kinda.. later on down the line though they turn into enemies. SWORN enemies! Ok well.. maybe not sworn.. BUT STILL! ENEMIES NON THE LESS!

*sighs* man I sure do love making cartoon characters suffer.. and the French! But that's all I've got for this evening! Tune in for next time folks! Who knows! I might even change something!

#pizza tower #pizza tower oc #evil peppino #peppino #peppino spaghetti #mr sticks #mr sticks pizza tower #gustavo #gustavo pizza tower #I'm not sure if I should tag pizza head or Burton #only mention of the two is horrible events! #vicky vargeth

[uranium]

im sorry this is the smartest performance they have put on this year but i cannot stop cackling at bald frank. go grandpa make that political statement <3

[ikram1909]

What we are suffering now is the consequence of an accumulation of bad decisions that we have been accumulating throughout the pre-season.

Letting go Busquets when we didn't have a reliable DM before the season stsrted, Romeu was just decent in Girona and obviously wouldnt handle Barca pressure since he never has been in a big club. Not having one made Gavi, another season again, to favour the other players since he is the only reliable one who made the defensive work.

Letting go Jordi Alba and not getting a LB, he was Balde's competition and I think it was an importsnt factor to keep him more motivated to gain that spot in the starting XI. Also we could rotate him because he cannot let youngsters be overplayed

Not getting a proper RB. We went with the idea of BACK since they helped us winning Laliga last season but nobody wants to play in that position and it hurted us in many ways.

Letting go Tenas as our second choice, i know Ter Stegen being this out for so many months was unoredictable but man, he is getting older and at some point we have to start rotating him and Tenas was perfect for that

Unexperienxed staff. I know that half of pur tactics wouldnt be as bad as theyre now if Xavi had people to tell him how to do the right things at the right moments, and literally tell him thay playing players out of position to favour only 1 is an horrible idea

The injuries. Many of them were inside the pitcj but the others were also because of incompetiviness. We shouldve changed physios, trainers and medical staff when all this epidemic of injuries started.

The forwards. Lewandowski started to lower his workrate after WC, but nobody expected that this season would be so freakin worse. Still dont know why we didnt sell Raphinha because guy tries and tries but he doesnt hit, same goes with Ferran. Félix is way too inconsistent too.

Literally we never sign players from 25 to 29 years old or something, they either go to children or +30 and it pissed me off so bad. We are an unbalanced team because they either are not capable of playing so many matches because they are too young and unexperienced or theyre washed.

The pressing system relying to one and only one player. Xavi relying on Gavi for all this work only shows his unexperience because evn if you trust him so much, you cannot just let a 19yo do all the job that its supposed to do the whole defense and only a CM who has to sacrifice himself for the team and do all the dirty work

Also relying on Gavi to be the motor of this team. Genuinely why are these veterans relying to a 19yo to be the moral, emotional, passion and motivational support? Once they took Gavi awau from them they are so fucking useless in both recovering balls and having a minimum of passion. Do they know for which team theyre playing for?

The salaries. Im sorry but the FPP rules are killing us and Frenkie not lowering his salary is the main culprit, and Lewa too because the man has been shit for months yet he receives lots of money

Not getting rid of useless players like Sergi Roberto or Marcos Alonso.

Not signing any relevant players that could make a difference in the club

This are the ones who come in my mind rn. Prolly we have a large list of problems we were hidding but yea

I totally agree with you on most points except the third because we did sign a RB in cancelo it's just that the few times Cancelo isn't fit to play kounde started whining about having to play there 😒

Also, the over reliance on Gavi is actually ridiculous both from the coach and the players he's literally a kid ffs.

[stormoflina]

i do believe, since he interacted with a lot of different people in his football career, that domi is very supportive of good causes... but since in hungary you cannot be "loudly" supportive towards certain things or you'll get singled out by politicians and their deranged followers, he has to be quiet about it, if he wants to keep his image and be liked by people... if he actively showed support, i think hungarian ultras would even want him to give up the captaincy of the NT

I agree with you! Unfortunately, football, not just in Hungary, still has a very long journey to go thorough, when it comes to dealing with bigotry.

You can only imagine when the current government tries everything in its power to force certain 'traditional european christian values' how much hate it generates amongst certain groups. And football can be the nest for that, especially again, how politicizied they tried to (and partially succeesed) make football here.

I'm not sure the captaincy would be stripped away from him. Fortunately there is (are? im not sure about the grammar here, sorry!) a growing number of more open-minded and younger fans, even amongst the ultras, but yeah, a certain group of bald individuals would probably commit serious offenses if he would choose to be more actively supportive of certain issues. It's the sad reality.

[cipherexists]

i would like to introduce you to my spinny guy, he is very pathetic but also very cool

Issac

below is a non comprehensive list of random facts about him (propaganda of my wet cat)

TW for body horror and slight nsfw

he could technically grow a beard, he just has male pattern baldness

he has been pronounced dead 3 times, and the last time was when Lin* removed his heart.

he can acess his magik so well and easily because his componants are themselves magik (this also makes him unstable to touch)

his mother died when he was 17 (he is now 37) due to terrowin (his father) sacrificing her to shagsus (the god of his church) (he is a priest)

he started to practice necromancy when he was 19 and training to be a cleric but stoped when he became the head priest (at 24) but when serpere(wife) 'died' he found all his old books and started practicing again

He had alot of issues with his health as a kid, require lots of surguries and medicine. eventually his parents took him to a new village (bermuda/errydyon) where they started praying to shagsus whos beliefs read that the metal of the earth is purer than the flesh of the skin. his problem organs were replace with robotic versions obtained from Rimehold and he got better.

he required matience over time as he kept getting sick untill his key organs were all mechanical

he then just did upgrades himself including his muscles and both his eyes. he did this via surgical sterilizations and biting a belt between his teeth to stop him from screaming

he has hydrolics and metal piping in his legs his arms just have steel pins and false mucle tissue

theoretically he cannot die in a way that matters

Issac cannot go near an mri machine and always gets stopped by TSA

issac can canonically speak elven

issac can withstand a Lot Of Pain

He reads romance novels before bed (this has warped his perspective of a relationship and he will keen at any cheesy move, he cannot flirt for his life)

issac theoretically doesnt need to eat or drink human food

he does however need to top up his hydrolic fluid and oil like a mfing car

i do not like to think about issacs dick or how sex works when he is a cyborg

so i wont give that information**

his eyes glow, and if you put your ear to his chest you would be able to hear the servos, hyrdolics and mechanical beat of his heart. its slower than a normal humans

he runs cold, his chest is warm due to all the mechanics but his limbs are cool to the touch unless hes been running are fighting then they are very hot (think how a laptop heats up)

he is theoretically very flexible, but also that damages his parts so, dont do that

can issac run doom?

yes? he has no screens or speakers

issac cannot grow most hair as most of his skin is synthetic so it cannot grow hair

he performed all of his tattoos himself

most of his surguries to replace his biological parts were done by himself, other than his liver, kidneys and his first eye adaptation

Theoretically you can plug a usb stick into issac and he could access the information

Issac smells like bitter almonds and cherries***

He loves baking but not cooking (he can still do both)

he likes bugs + taxidermy

Issac has autopsy scars! he was only slightly Vivisected :D (only slightly because he is questionably alive at this point)

Context

* Lin is 'BBEG' for campaign, he is very cool and you understand why he is angry

** he has a wife sorry. his wife is cooler than him by 104%

***this is what most embalming fluids smell like - is it for his still living parts or the necromancy he commits? both 🥰

info dump complete, i have more but im in the process of actually putting that into a story

#tw body horror #IssacW #dungeons and dragons #oc #anyway he is black and uses all pronouns with chronic pain #he + wife cannot have children but he wants them so badly so he helps take care of the younger members if the party and the church youths #wife is serpere who also uses any pronouns. they are bith doomed by seperate narritives and its so dramatic i love it

[sunkuto]

my opinions on the new fire emblem: three hopes designs

Dimitri: 100000/10 - he is so sexy to me, he has always been sexy. he could go bald and i would still have a fat crush on him.

Dedue: 11/10 - i love him and his new design so much. the facial hair is beautiful as well. he is gorgeous.

Claude: 10/10 - he didn’t really change a whole lot compared to the others but that’s okay he’s still sexy

Hilda: 9/10 - omg i actually really really love her hair up like that and her outfit is so adorable as well. ponytail hilda for the win!

Lorenz: 5.5/10 - um… better than pre timeskip for sure. personally not my cup of tea but that’s okay at least he’s rocking it.

Edelgard: 9/10 - her hair is actually so adorable and her outfit is cute as well. i really really like it a lot. it’s like a combination of both pre and post timeskip

Hubert: -0/10 - he looks like emo spongebob. i do not like him. next.

Annette: 11/10 - OH MY GODDDDDD. HER DESIGN IS ONE OF MY FAVS. DEFINITELY THE CUTEST ONE. HER KERCHIEF MAKES ME CRY. HER TUFT. THE BRAIDS. AAAAAWWWW ANNETTE. MY LOVE.

Felix: 6.5/10 - i don’t like his portrait photo BUT his 3D design is clean. i like it.

Ashe: 8/10 - he’s so adorable!!! i love how they gave him fluffy hair. i love you ashe

Ingrid: 2/10 - girl. 2 because i gave you a pity point. i still love you tho.

Sylvain: 9.5/10 - i’m a sylvain apologist and i love him okay i’m sorry guys but he can still get it. i know the gel stayed in his hair for a little too long and he looks like a hedgehog but it’s okay.

Mercedes: 11/10 - ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE. IM I LOVE WITH HER AND HER DESIGN. THE MEDIUM WAVY HAIR LENGTH SUITS HER SO WELL!!

OVERALL i’m very excited for the game to come out and i cannot wait to see the golden deers and black eagles designs next!!!

#fire emblem #fe3h #dimitri fe3h #edelgard fe3h #claude fe3h #fire emblem three houses #fire emblem three hopes

[theiloveyousong]

olive listens to the second act of falsettos for the first ever time on a plane very tired and slightly loopy: a liveblog (ish)

my not entertaining, very pathetic thoughts on falsettos. not proofread or edited for typos. read at your own risk.

okay before we begin let me preface by saying im finally just taking a bit to just LISTWN to this shit and trinas song emotionally destoryed me okay. okay

why is the first line just homosexuals. i mean yeah but still

oh this goes

weirdly happy though isnt this guy gonna die

BAR MITZVAH

YABADAVA THE EIGHTIES

ooh speed mode march of the falsettos

the lesbians!!

of course shes a shiksa

WHEEEEEEEEE! WOOOOOOO!

this gooooooes

oh its marvin

“two years” are you NORMAL now

good for trina

ezcept on tje jewish holidays

WHAT NO WHIZZER???

bring him back

HOMOSEXUALS

i wanna go to falsettoland except not really cuz ot would probs suck

yeah. grow tje fuck up

MARVIN. PLEASE.

wait how is he twelve and a half i had my bat mitzvah three months after turning 13

elaborate william finn.

jason stoooop butchering the hebrew. stooooop

im gonna give him a pass simply because ive heard worse

aww the tallit belssing. i think

WALKERMAN

“the last loving thinfh we’llprobably ever do together” noooo youre so emotionally intriguing aha

the whole things WHAT now man who i think matbe js whizzer but i cant tel marvin snd whizzer apart very well is that bad

good for fucking jason

this is my mom literally

hes gonna be a jewish adult

i cant tell wahts gping on (too zzzy)

omg a lesbian

“nouvelle bar mitzvah cuisine” cordelia i love you but please do not do this. just have fucjing bagels you cant go weong with bagels

CONGA

so proud pf jason

i am NOT dxcited for when my brother starts bar mitzvah prep

this song is titled miracle of judaism it has to be good

oh hes being a little straightboy

invite none of them just be a frienless loser like i was lamoo

no i had like four people there

you are TWELVE. DUDE.

you’re not swinging a goth gf you are TWELVE YEARS OLD

oooh baseball

ooooh JEWOSH baseball

same maevin

marvin stop calling your sona pussy

oh eitght its the Eighties

jason cannot play baseball

baseball ⚾️ ooh empji ⚽️ 🏀 🏈

WHIZZER

go off trina. love her

of course he love sbaseball

the lesbians are silly

oh my god. middle aged man core. hes so fjcking pathetic

jason *not 2 fiture penny put photo of cat kn box head here. no service on this plane*

even bald he looks good

stop thinking about your gay love and focus on your fucking sun. loser

i would love to watch jason play badebll (loe?

h

me when i hit the ball

this bitch gets SIX parents at hsi baseball games and my brother gets my mom and me not paying attention because soccer is boring as sbit sorry soccer lovers who also follow penny dimeshee on timblr pkay im rabong RAMBING

me when im in falsettoland

mendel is so bad at his job

this bitch sucks ass.

disgrace to the name of caroline fr caroline abbott would NEVER do such a thing

reagan and pagan as a rhyme ks genius

STOP SLEEPING WORH YOUR BOSS?!??

trina. thag is NOT how you prnounce it

sorry what.

just qhitnyour FFUCKIGN job. you cant do it anyway 😊☺️☺️

god i love ❤️ emojis

wbat a shock marvins back with whizzer

trina be normal please 🙏 i love you

trina calm your shit

yeah why CANT u let goe

as spon as they said that i know everytknhg not gonna be alright

i watched like half of a short clip of this from tje tonies and then went to bed becaus eit was like ten pm and i sleep early because i am a loser if any lf you compare me to bakugo my hero academia i will actually cry anyway the clip was good they were #exercising wby dod i go pn thos tangent

charlotte!!!!!!!!

me when i stick a lightbulb up my ass

okay shes being self important

aww

was that the first eff bomb

what aee they laying

whizzer my man marvin has matured stip raggingi kn him!!!!!!!!!’

god

i cant see anything out this plane window its like 10 pm. past my bedtime

OOH i lvoe me a good musical motif

anyone here watchind minions the rise of gru and know what the FUUCK goes on in it my brothers watcing jt and im so confused

THAGS NOT. WOAAAAAAH

HE DID MATURE!!!!!!!!!!!! “i want it all” “all i want is you” CHARACTER DEVEIPMENT GO OFFFFFF!! i want to write an essay about this man

they gave us quinoa chocolace crunches on the plane

theyre in the coty? damn i would jot think that. they feel like sone sort of pseudo-idyllic suburban lifestyle bitches

REPEATED LYRICS. AHHHHHHHH

Damn this shit is long

this sonf is incorrect i do not hate my parents

thag wasnt funny

jadon. honey. you are so lucky your parendes dotn involve you in bar mitzvah prep. do you want to pick out tablecloth swatches

jaosn i feel like you’re misunderstanding the purpace of the bar mitzvab

what kinda a name ks apple bum

SAUL

better call sa- he WHAT???? HWTA????? HIH????? WH?????? REELING

HE HAS PAITBJNGD OF WHAT NOW???????????????????????

matbe i should have done this while lucid

gonna take a wuick pause sk i can play shitty united app games

okay i got a high score of 0. om back

HE DOESNT yeah i thoight that

what the fuck was that mendel is thag ilatian. we are JEWISH. why did you top it off with dayeinu.

i did bate my paewnts at 12

jason dont you want to be counted in a minyan….

it is not in the torah

god did not say thag

sigh

jason do the fuckingn bar mitzvah.

HELP

even ykkur wife knows you cand do your hob correctly mendel…

one hour left onthe flogh ti can do this

can mtbrother turn his screen birghtness fown

sorry marvinim sore your love os wuite sweet but im gonan catch about four min of sbuteye

“try to stay both kind and young” okah thats powerful

okay marvin. good love ballad.

OH NO.

OH NOOOOOOOOOOO

“something so bad that words have lost their meaning”

whizzer soumds so tired

MARVIN. god i love him

everything is not gonna be alright

oh and now trjnas gonna make me sob

YEAH. 🤧😿

i have things to say about the repetition of everything will be alright and they will be said. eventually

“hahaha… not funny… okay”

gonna bawl my eyes out

“gefiltee fish” “gefilte fish?”

i need to watch this on stage

god he’s just a KID!!!

im not crying you’re crying

the fucking. camaderie.

i am crying on the plane and im trying not to be weird about it

JASON.

heart breaking

i am getting tje implications here bit the thing is i dont like the implications

ive heard this song on character playlists o think

points i SAW THAG LYRIC IN A COMPARISON TO WOE IS ME!!!

i just know jason bar mitzvahs gonna kill me

he brought tje prayer shawl!!

yeah this si. augh. making the best out of a horrible situation <333

would this ever work logistically? no. where is the rabbi? where is the torsh? but emotionally? i am crying my eyes out as i drscend over salt lake city utsh and im not even ahsmwed

MARVIN. GOD. im a marvin fan now not ashamed

they are NOT doing this bar mitzvah right

thats not an actual parshah. or actual trope. i need to stop pointing out inconsisternces

🤧🤧🤧 MARVIIIIIIIN.

ID LIKERO BELIEVE THAT ID DO OT AGAIN AND AGAIN AGAIN:(

waiteajtwait dont they say that thing in this has better come to a stop. OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

like wine

WERE JUST GONNA SKIP THAT STAGE.

there ar no word sor emojis that can express th e utter fucking heartbreak im going through rn

OH GOD ITS OVER.

PLEASE. PLEASE. PYU CANT DO THIS TO ME.

A REPRISE??? AS A FUCKING FINALE????

whoo boy.

—

hi its airport olive. thanks for getting this far! if you read this all you’re now legally obligated to marry me!

[gayspock]

ok so tbh i really need to prep for this interview im fucked with. let me lb peacekeeper wars instead. part 1

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIDBUDGET HELLAURRR

sorry im always blown away. i remember watching so many treks, and then seeing their movies after and foaming... those were obciously MUCH bigger leaps in terms of, like, production but its like... GOD I NEVER REALLY REALISE HOW THE USUAL SHOW LOOKS UNTIL THE SHIFT LOL HELP. i should really be more observant o_o

but THIS... WTF... BUDGET... SO SCARY

th

NEVERMIND EIYW9IFPAEK[GK[PSDPO THE. RYGEL SWIMMING ABOUT IS MAKING ME SCREAM. DOES ANYONE REMEMBER UHM. THE windows screensaver ? the aquarium? hes so that.... I FORGOT HE WAS LIKE SOME SORT OF UCCKING WET BEAST. also the transition of him in the water to above the wter is so funny

diagnosans are so cool i wish we got them more

ALTHOUGH ALSO GRUNCDGHDLDIK WHOSE NAME I CANNOT SPELL... SO FUNNY HE JUST POPPED BACK UP. DONT GIVE US AN EXPL-

SORRY

I JUST SAW

SIKOZUS' NEW

LOOKIMHAVING ... A CATEGORY 10 WOMAN EVENT. IIS OCCURING ON MY SCREEN

ANYWAYS i want to say: like.... for the record, im kinda disappointed that they did fix john and aeryn's predicament so fast. its fine- its FIINEEE- like... its just the cheap cliffhangers are kinda so tired lol. its hardly the worst in the world, but its annoying- although WELL AT LEAST WE CAN GET ON WITH IT, SO LETS NOT FUSS....

BUT actually no i mean. i am also annoyed they fixed chianas blindness soo easily too like COME ON GUYS!! COMMIT TO THE THINGS YOU DO. SHEESH

ALTHOUGH this whole recap is so cute i love it when they do stuff like this - o rat least, when they do it right like here with john .... johns one of the few who could carry like this

THAT BALD CUNT WAS ON EASTENDERS

WHY ARE THEY KIRA NERYSing RYGEL THIS IS SO... YOURE LYINGGGGGG. BE QUEIT. i assume theyre jsut trying to avoid complications- want aeryn in on the action and stuff- and rygel is always out of the action - but omg...

also its so nice they managed to pick stark up. i love his involvement here. but kill yourselves for cutting his hair it was so beautiful

"I heard the key to these things is being relaxed" d'argo youve had 1.5 failed marr- SORRY I CANT FINISH THAT JKOKE THATS TOO MEAN SORRY DARGO ITSNOT YOUR FAULTL

also is this actress officiating them the same one who played the sebacean lass who tortured her at the end of last season

actually i WILL also say: i love the slight revamping to everybodys prosthetics. noranti and the scarran lady both have slightly different looks . chiana's hair is also so nice

SORRY BUT SIKOZU IS SERVING SO BAD IM THROWING UP I AM SO OBSESSED SORRY IM EASYYYY. i said what i said in my last post- i wish they could have used her better, because i do actually REALLY like so much of her but ARHGH execution iwse hell on earth innit

hang on. fucking hell i dont know why- i totally forgot that... this would be wrapping EVERYTHING UP, do you know what i mean? i assumed itd be closing up just the immediate things for some reason- but oh christ, we're going back to the early s4 stuff. thats kinda funny bc i did not care for that LOL. but i'm game nonetheles.... will jool be back? smile.

"is he propositioning me?" CHIANA AOIDJAOSIFASFIAFJ

"however 😏it vibrates" MATE PLEASE

also sorry i didnt say anything but why is greyza so pregnant. girl i dont want you here osrry. although shes funny shes fucking mister eastenders . bald ass head.

HONEY YOURE POINTING A GUN AT TH E BABY! [cut to rygel] IS SO FUNNY

CAN THEY JSUT GET MARRIED

also so sad i said i love sikozu and her new look and i want to know more about what my girlie is up to but is she gonna do fuck all here LOL.... OH WELL.

i love it . peacekeeper infighting . you guys. <3 rip each other apart<3

ALSO GOD OWULD SCORPY AND CRICHTON QUIT IT. GIRLS GROW UP.

ALSO WAIT- so chiana's power is just... full-on, now? no price to pay for using it? BOOOO.

d'argo and aeryn bonding... SHUT UP I NEED MORE OF THAT. WHERES THE BROSHIP BETWEEN THEM, HUH. WE NEVER GET THAT EITHER.

hii 1812 omg hiiii- DONT TELL HIM TO SHUT UP JOHN I'LL KILL YOU SORRY I DONT MEAN THAT

omg hiii jool wow wee i didnt- ALRIGHT UHM. HI JOOL. GIRL HE'S ENGAGED

im sorry but the jokes theyre pulling with rygel actually are making me laugh. "theyre having MY baby." THE WAY HE SAYS IT LIKE THAT IS MAKING ME LOSE IT.

ALTHOUGH i will also say. as much as i have enjoyed this so far i dont really care that much, again, for the actual plot-plot... like all this with pikal, and with the temple stuff from the beginning of s4- i thought those eps were weak, and whilst i am open to more involvement with them, their approach here is as equally uninspiring. like, so what...? reuniting them will be able to bring peace? even if more complication arises, i feel like thats such a boring concept LOL. like- do you know what i mean? but fine thyeyre making it up with everything else

"crichton is your inferior." SIKOZU, GIRL FJSPOGKSPGKSDGPKDS PLEASE...

SORRY BUT

ALSO I HAVE SAID ALL IVE SAID ABOUT SIKOZU YEAH BUT LIKE. SIKOZU/SCORPIUS IS SO FUNNY. again i like sikozu as a character, and i think her insights arent unimportant- BUT HELL, HER AND SCORPY ARE SO FUNNY. LIKE COME ON. PLEASE. BFFR. I LIKED THIER DYNAMIC, IS THE THING - at least in s4 i did.... but a romance between them, or any sexual relationship just doesnt work. please.

okay the eidelons (googled their name) are going to get fucking decimated now arent they

i mean like i said i dont.... I DONT THINK ITS EVEN A GOOD CONCEPT TO ENTERTAIN. SHUT IT DOWN <3 ^_^

is jool about to die

imagine if jool just dieshere it'll be a little funny after everything she comes back and just-

jool?

hi sorry... UHM. EHRM. AWWWKWAARDDDDD

JOOL GIRL ARE YOU OKAY DOWN THERE LOL

dont SHOOT MOYA'S ASS COME ON NOW BE POLITE

"but im prEeGGNANT"

jesus fuCKING CHRIST HE JUST RIPPED OUT HIS HEAD RODS EEK OH EEKE SCORPY ARE YOU WELL

see okay i already didnt care about the eidelons being, like, the solution to the war - it doesnt make sense - but also like... i dont like the implication that humans were sebacean's ancestors, which im pretty sure thats where thats going. sorry. its annoying. what i loved so much about farscape is HOW much humans are like... rempved from everythin, theyre so nothing... theyre not some big, significant race in the universe. theyre not, like, the moral fucking centre like in star trek. i know one of my LEAST faourite doctor who fan theories is th at the time lords come from humans- like come on, man? i dont care about explaining why they look alike! its NOTHINGGGG to me.

i also hate how "small" it makes the universe. i hate coincedences and i hate people bumping into each other. ts so fucking limiting, man. SORRY. circhtons isolation is so hard hitting bc hes so far gone from everything and anything hes ever known and should never be able to return to where he was from. just leaae it

bUHM

UHM, IS DARGO AND CHIANA OKAY

UHM HELLO HEY GUYS

HEY GUYS ARE THEY FUCKING OKAY

LIKE JOKES ASIDE WE DID NOT EVEN SEE THEM SO EHRM . LIKE I MEAN WE DIDNT- DID WE? I MEAN- NO WAY THEYRE FINE.. HUH

"You will die, when I order it." "okay :<" HELP

OKAY DARGO BABY IS OKAY OHGOD- OH OH MY GOD THEYRE ALIVE I KNEW THEY HAD TO BE FUCK OFF.. FUCKING CHRIST

I LOVE THE WAY THEY FUCKING KEEP PUTTING DARGO INTO SPACE. THE BILLIONTH FUCKING TIME. ITS SO FUNNY SORRY. LET GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!!!

the scarran emperor should just get this man. theres no way

im sorry I DONT CARE FOR THESE GUYS ITS SUCH A WEAK ASS CONCEPT. certainly i love the idea of negotiation and peace- but just some fuck random negotiator, please, i dont care. im fine with peace negotiations as resolutions - god, yes - but when its between parties that are actually engaged and dont have some ambiguous powers ... like cmon you cant fucking just magically fix INTERGALACTIC POLITICS. LIKE THIS. like come on be for real. "the secret of peace" - please....

OH THANK GOD CHIANA AND DARGO ARE- HELP THATS SO FUCKINH GUNNY... THATS- THATS JOTHEE?????? YOURE LYING. THATS SO FUNNY.

ALSO THERE-

YEP

I MEAN IT WAS OBVIOUS THE EIDELON(?) owuld jsut die but againe ven FUCKING.... entertaining it i cant STRESS how much i didnt care like come on be REAL . BE FOR REALL. -_-

guys what the fuck did you do to stark GUYS COME ON . LEAVE HIM ALONE.

ARE Q E STOPPING THERE

OKAY

END OF PART 1

I DD NEJOY THAT I MEN I DID HONESTLY HELP

#Egg.txt #FARSCAPE LIVEBLOG

[diofalo]

Hi there. Im Diofalo.

A 30 years old black guy. Im fat, ugly, bald, virgin a liar, and as you can imagine, I have a low self esteem.

Im just here to vent all the frustration away. My life isn't interesting, I dont expect to be read, and I dont care about being read.

Again, Im here to vent. I cannot speak to friends or family about what's on my mind, because it is far too much, and I dont want to see a therapist anyway (If you can, do it, it does wonder for the mind and skin!).

So Im using the free space that is internet.

Isnt it weird for a grown ass man too pretty much have a "secret" diary? Perhaps. But I dont care.

I'll try to motivate me to go forward too, so it wont be all dark in here, I promise.

Anyway, if you read this hello. Have fun.

ps: English is not my first language. Sorry about the damage.

[thegeminisage]

STAR TREK UPDATE TIME. quick fast im in a hurry. last night we watched tng's "the chase" and ds9's "the storyteller"

the chase (tng):

this episode didn't commit any major crimes (aside from picard disobeying orders to go on an archaeology hunt - kirk took disobeying even trivial orders so seriously he only did so to save spock's life and was certain his would end his career over it...ANYWAY)

however it was. very. boring

wait sorry i just remembered yes it did commit a crime. aside from that other thing. we're all humanoids bc of that bald lady's alien race seeding us on every planet they could find? isn't that kind of violating the prime directive? like yes ik they didn't have that back then but to let no life develop naturally...we all got grown out of test tubes or something?

to be honest, i might not have been following the plot of that episode wholly i was playing ch*ss on my phone with catherine. cathy, if you're reading this, it's your turn.

i also maybe played a game of solitaire or two...it was REALLY boring

credit where credit is due though because i strive to be as fair as i possibly can with tng: i did out loud laugh when the romulans showed up. we got cardassians, we got klingons, then we got romulans. everyone is here! JUST like super smash bros

really lame they didnt let that girl cardassian talk to beverly though. i think beverly is seriously bicurious and as we know all cardassians are gay so maybe that lady could have fixed her and it's lesophobia that she didn't

i also notice that two-timing mf picard is back to sharing breakfasts with beverly. smh. girl i would MAKE you breakfast. i could be a better man than him. all he did was leave you high and dry with the affair baby

actually, i did feel pretty bad for picard initially when his old teacher (who picard said was "like a father that understood me") was like, if you don't drop your entire job and career right now this instant and go to me i will leave your ship early and run straight into a photon torpedo and it will be ALLL your fault. bye forever! like, what a bitch. then he did something to ruin it pretty much immediately but i don't remember what because i was looking at my phone.

the storyteller (ds9):

CHARMING. absolutely charming start to finish. i fucking loved it

here's the thing about ds9. the plot of this episode fucking sucked ass, but i don't mind in the least because the characters are all so good and actually get to do stuff and form bonds with each other! wild how that works!

like, "we have to defeat a made-up cloud with the power of positive thinking so we don't all go to war?" girl, what on earth. but it literally doesn't matter because it's just an excuse for o'brien to be longsuffering and julian bashir to be most delightfully cringefail twink that ever existed and then do whatever it is together that they do. SURPRISING chemistry from those two. i know they wind up being besties later and i CANNOT wait

like, that guy was like "who can i pick to replace me...not this stupid airhead twink, are you kidding me? bring me the irishman." real.

the b plot of this also sucked. "jake and nog harass a teenage tribe leader because nog thinks she's cute" sounds bad But Actually. i like jake and nog hanging out a lot, i've grown quite fond of them, and the girl wound up needing a little outside perspective due to inexperience/was probably perfectly capable of getting rid of them had she wanted to

plus, it was an excuse for jake to be like my dad is a GREAT dad and then to have mister great dad tell jake and nog they were gonna clean that oatmeal off the walls with a fucking toothbrush

also. as a brand new odo stan i admit i was in considerable distress when they talked about stealing his bucket. but. i also really really really wanted to see the bucket. and he caught them anyway :')

him telling them to stop dangling and then they get up and immediately sit back down when he leaves and also he smiles at them when they aren't looking :')))

i think odo would be great with kids. absolutely he wants nothing to do with kids but he'd be great with them.

anyway, wonderful episode. i cant believe letswatchstartrek gave it a 2, what's wrong with them

TONIGHT: tng's frame of mind, which i have been looking forward to for MONTHS. i know it's gonna be good. i KNOW it is!!!

#personal #star trek blogging #tng lb #ds9 lb #riker do not blow this for us

[rain-deer]

Continuation of my dream

#well when i stormed off it was a long long treck and i was hoping lake would follow me like in the movies #he wasnt so in the midst of my daydreaming i walk into this big room which reminds me of walking into a funeral home #and thats when i bump into this guy who was coming out of the bathroom #i quietly apologize to him and scurried off trying to leave #well i finally get outside and thats when i feel the eerieness of being followed #so i speed up my walking and i coild hear the other person do it as well #so i start full blown running and so does the other person #thats when im football tackled under a car and i literally cannot move because the persons grip is so tight on me #the guy from earlier turned me over and like. his face was so creepy and sweaty and i cant forget it think sienfield bald guy #so im struggling trying not to get kidnapped or worse and thats when i hear more running and start to panic worse #then fat guy is drug out from under neath the car with me. im sitting there crying and shaking as i see lake beating this guy #finally the guy says. im sorry your daughter was just my type man she trips of her words and shes small and shy. so that pissed lake off mor #lake beats this man and he kinda just. disappears from the dream #so lakes like crying checking over me calling me stupid for running off but at this point im so tired and scared i just wanna go back #back to the mansion place so we do and thats when i notice how vacant thw streets are #and the cops all around the property of the house and i start freaking out worse #for aome reason they let us by into the house and thats when i see it all #theres so much blood everywhere and like. handprints smeared down the wall #i called out to everyone but i never saw them or their bodies #i walked into the master bedroom and i saw bloody paw prints and the tub was so full of blood i threw up so much and then #i woke up #i know that was probably tame to yall but that was horrying to me i dont wanna go back to sleep for a while

[sxorpiomooon]

ASTROLOGY OBSERVATIONS

-these are all my observations and I'm not a professional astrologer

Many famous models tend to have many virgo placements in their chart

idk how to explain this but Capricorn in big 3 or people with alot of Capricorn in their chart actually look a little like goat💀💀

----also I've noticed they like keeping beards??@?@?

Aquarius risings tend to naturally have upturned eyes and might also have a unsymmetrical face

Capricorns moon might've grown in a enviornment where their family faced financial trouble and that made them believe that money is everything. For Capricorn risings I've noticed that even tho their family didn't faces financial trouble, their parents might've denied giving them money and that made them want to earn alot of money on their own.

Scorpio moons feel way too much intense emotions and might struggle getting over things but if you have alot of gemini in your chart along with scorpio it can show that your pain comes in waves. For example, you would not feel anything about something that happened in your life for months but one night all of a sudden all the pain might come in and god it will be brutal (I have this bitch)

No one ever talks about this but cancer placements have fucking victim complex

Pisces and cancers gossip as much as geminis but bc they have a good reputation, everyone lets them get away with it

Geminis are actually very real, they won't take your bullshit and will call you out but cancer and pisces placements won't and will sugarcoat things and that's exactly why they get away with things.

Virgo moon imo is one of the worst position for moon to be in, they had/have moms who were extremely critical and it might've caused them alot of anxiety. im so sorry but the best example of this would be Yolanda (gigi and Bella's mother)

Gemini mars are such smooth talkers, they are the type of people who would make others do the crime for them.

Saturn is not evil, just misunderstood

Aquarius venus are such PRECIOUS people god, the type of people that would want to go to art museums for dates(I love y'all so fucking much)

Remember saturn is your karma from the past life, it's supposed to teach you something. Saturn's motto is "learn this first and then I will give you everything you want". Look at your saturn placement to know what you have to do in this lifetime to achieve success

No one ever talks about how insecure air signs actually are about themselves and one of the biggest reason they continuesly change their appearance etc is bc of that

Geminis might talk alot but they never really talk about themselves

Aquarius moons have mother's that didn't really showed emotions in front of them but at the same time gave them privacy and freedom to do things their way

Pisces are so easy to spot lmao dreamy eyes overexcited behaviour= pisces

Pisces tend to be childish and cancers are more motherly

Libra with Aquarius can show a person who hates injustice but might take alot of time to speak up about it bc they hate fighting

Mars in sag people are so fun lmfao they gonna tell you that you are going bald if you are going bald. Simply do not expect them to lie

Taurus people radiate comfort

Taurus people are so UNDERRATED fr they just eat & sleep and mind their own business and some of yall still hate them??

Saturn having the highest degree might make you very slow god like very very slow( my dad has this bitch along with Taurus placements and god that man will take 5 minutes just to even get our of the bed, my air dominant ass cannot do this anymore it's too hard)

Sun opposite moon in your chart can show that you had extremely opposite parents( for example, dad might be an introvert, mum extrovert)

When you are talking to someone online, they act more like their mercury sign than they act like their big 3(mercury rules tech and communication so)

This is also the reason why so many of us are completely different irl and online

Paid readings

#astrology #astro observations #vedic astrology #astrology notes #sidereal astro #astrology observations #astro notes

[luckcycler]

Since character design is something you clearly are great at: what are some important things you've learned about it via trial and error?

oh gosh you are making me blush

this ended up being kind of all over the place and long but here goes!

1. Fundamentals

You might have heard this many times already but shape language and silhouettes are important there are many great videos on youtube about these fundamentals!

2. Colors and patterns

Additionally, the human brain has this fun thing where it likes patterns and recognizing patterns

Can you recognize these?

These are literally just different colored blocks but I'm pretty sure you can recognize at least 2 of them if you are a Danganronpa fan. And I bet it's Kokichi and Monokuma. The thing about them is that they have one very strong association in their character design, and that's a checkered pattern and a black and white split. No one else in any of the game casts have this visual quirk. It's their own individual design, which makes them recognizable.

3. Themes and concepts

On the other hand, you can try to make the character be recognized as a concept/theme. Dr is pretty good practice ground for it if you are making ocs since every character is supposed to have a specific skill/career. Let's look at Kirumi.

I see a lot of people say that her design is bland but I think a part of the issue is that a lot of the ndrv3 cast wears white/black/monochrome, which is why she sorta gets lost in the sauce so to speak. (Additionally the black and white could have been more contrasted but I think that was a style choice since the series uses a lot of washed-out colors) imagine if she was the only character in that cast that wears those colors, she would stand out more.

But one thing that's very clear about her is that she is a maid. She has some clothing pieces that make it clear, like the apron dress and the headpiece (I don't know what it's called I'm sorry). And the thing is they could have just put her in a basic french maid outfit but they actually tried to add her personality and what she would wear into it. (WHICH IS VERY IMPORTANT BTW MAKE SURE YOUR CHARACTER WOULD ACTUALLY CHOOSE TO WEAR THE OUTFIT UNLESS IT'S NOT THEIR PERSONAL CHOICE)

Something that I cannot stop gushing about is her gloves though. The metal rings make me think of door knockers ("knock knock, housekeeping!") and I think that's very clever that they have been added to her gloves. It is also a detail no other character in any of the other games has, which makes it recognizable to her.

Kirumi does not only have a maid theme, but she also has a spider theme going on. (as you can see with the web design on the apron dress). I think they could have pushed a bit more with the spider theme but I think it still works.

So what I'm trying to say is try to make your character have at least one unique design choice to them, be it a pattern, an accessory, a theme.

4. Don't be afraid to push your characters to look different from one another

one of the main points that I realized at the start is that don't try to make your character look attractive. Sometimes this can hinder you from making an interesting cast of characters. (this is partly about the same face syndrome, but this also goes for body types). It might feel very weird and not look great at the start as you are exaggerating features but trust me. Prioritizing the uniqueness of the character over how much your friends would want to play lip guitar with them really helps in the long run.

Once you get used to it, your characters will start to look prettier again when you are tuned to it but they will also look more diverse with their facial and body features!

(Tetsu from 2018 when I started experimenting with facial features on the left and the same guy from 2021 on the right)

(And my entire cast! I think they look different enough from one another for them not to be mistaken for one another even if you made them bald '<___< hopefully...)

I think those are the most important things that I figured out about character design! Remember that I'm self-taught and my personal experience isn't the one and only way of designing. So don't take my suggestions as the law.

And if there is anything to take to heart from this post, it's that one of the most important parts is to make them recognizable and memorable.

#danganronpa #lc ask #character design #there's so much more I could talk about this but this is getting so long liwjsgljgf #fangame help