#i just thought this might be kind of fun

[zorionbbq]

who even are these guys

#yakuza #like a dragon #fanart #ok i need to stop tagging every yakuzapost as spoilers so this kind of thing will not be tagged 👍 #unless you want it tagged then let me know! 👍 #sorry ichiban for repeatedly drawing this boss instead of your actual pals once i learn how to draw everyone it's OVER #JUST FINISHED Y7 STORY WAUUGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH #it was so fun with freshness beyond my expectations and wowoieugIUGOIGOEIUF #seriously might dethrone 0 from my top spot.... many aspects such as the business minigame had all the same charm but with much more polish #AND LIKE. THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP!!!!! MY GOODNES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #need to marinate my thoughts........

[meowzerz64]

These 2 panels stand out to me a lot not just because they are stylistically cool but because of the meaning in every detail of them. The violet and jade fighting for dominance in the background mirroring the way Kanaya and Eridan are fighting. Kanaya in black and Eridan in white, partly to represent his aspect of hope and having the villain in white which is generally a “heroic color”. Then the background turning black as he kills her representing the kind of finality in this blow. Both of them are now silhouetted in their blood colors. Could be interpreted as a larger commentary on how highbloods treat those loser than them on the hemospectrum, lowbloods don’t even get the dignity of a more sure (?) decision they are killed with no hesitation and no remorse. The white cutting through the darkness. The blood splatter. Kanaya’s hands going up in shock as she is killed whereas Eridan doesn’t move at all. It’s all insane. I’m insane about this webcomic.

#homestuck #hs analysis #this is my first time analyzing panels in hs!!! #it was very fun #i hope my train of thought kind of makes sense #i just think they’re really good panels that communicate a lot #i might do more of these #kanaya maryam #eridan ampora #homestuck kanaya #homestuck eridan #my txt!!

[wardingshout]

Family for day 6 of SpeSilverWeek! Edition uuh found biological and crime I guess...

#this was the first one I completed tbh and I'm not vibing but it was rly good warmup and tbh working lineless is so much easier... #I get lazier and messier concerning anatomy esp and stuff but I have fun... #spesilverweek #pokespe silver #pokespe blue #pokespe #my art #the thing about this is. I have so many thoughts about this one very specific rocket au where they aren't dex holders but find Giovanni #instead but he still goes missing and they still kind of hate team rocket bc the whole mask of ice thing still happened so they try to fuck #shit up from within now that giovanni is gone even though they also rly just kinda want him to return and deal with stuff himself #and the admins have these rly fun roles of all being in disagreement on what to do #like the boss might be dead his kids should take over or we Must find the boss or lol no boss my team rocket now #and then the dex holders get mixed in too and it's Fun bc everyone is fighting everyone #also sorry Giovanni for making you look like that #it's like 5min til day 6 technically but my laptop is being a butt so in case it won't turn on tomorrow here it is now #I will not wait 5min for midnight I got a new pillow for christmas and I wanna SLeep on it noW! hell yeah !! #pokemon

[rheakira]

Just a question for now... Nothing official, but I've been thinking about it for a couple weeks.

KEEP IN MIND! I will still be posting art of them on this account, too!

Clover and Robin aren't going anywhere lol you would still see them on this blog often. I just thought it might be fun to have a corner dedicated to them specifically if that's what people want to see! ✨

#Clover UTY #Kindness Soul #UTDR OC #Undertale Yellow #UTY #Robin #Clobin #Gun Apron #Poll #I just thought this might be fun and get me a lot of art and writing practice in #I wouldn't promise 100% activity throughout an entire week or anything but it would be fun to have on the side while I do other things #I just really like these two as a duo LOL #If you wanna reply to this with your feelings on the idea feel free to do that as well! ^^ #I'll be reblogging this again at night so that it gets a good pool of votes

[chalkrub]

ode to the drowned rat. who’s hiding under there??

#my art #monster art #oc #baphy #(spoiler alert it's baphy. baphy is hiding under there) #anthro #kind of #these festival designs are very fun to draw....I said I wouldn't but I might design their actual appearances too #i'm redrawing them rn to be more detailed. baphy was first designed so naturally she gets first redraw #they all have themes for their costumes. baphy is a drowned rat. hence the writing saying drowned rat #i love shading things without thinking about light sources and just doing whatever the fuck #one last thing - hanging out with friends the other day and discussing which animals we thought we could beat in a fight #and only two of us thought we could beat a european badger. SAD #and then we were made to feel like WE were crazy for saying we would absolutely win against a badger in a fight #am i crazy for thinking i could destroy a badger in a fight. they're 30cm tall

[starflungwaddledee]

What Starstruck Dee theory have people made that is your favourite?

there have been quite a lot, and i genuinely love them all!

early on i think the most popular theory was that she was possessed or had been possessed at some point, most likely by dark matter. she actually debunked this theory personally, but i think people just assumed she was lying! 😂

my favourite part is not any one theory, but watching a shift in thoughts over time as more things are revealed, and seeing people share theories/work together in comments and reblogs. i like the "OOHHH WWWWHAT...!?!" moments a lot; whether they are a reaction to my storytelling or to other folks' detective work!

early theories revolved around how she was weird for a waddle dee, or at least a native of popstar. despite my never explicitly confirming anything to the contrary, theories have now broadly shifted to assuming she is not from popstar at all, and most people do now generally agree she's not really a waddle dee.

i don't recall exactly who first came up with each theory (though some big players are @the-void-is-a-disappointment who did a huge amount of early deetective work and encouraged me to build it as a story for solving, @shibuya-toasted-with-extra-cream, @graycoin and @jojo-schmo) and i'm not sure which of these theories are still held by anyone

but here a few of my favourites, roughly in order that they started appearing...

♻️ she's a total mimic species like kirby or void, copying things around her either by intent or by accident 🗑️ similar to above, but she's an incorrect copy or a "beta" mock-up type of a waddle dee 🧚 that she was just born different, like a fae changeling, and might have been hidden away when young as a result 🕰️ she is something totally inorganic and/or mechanical, created by or like the clockwork stars or stardream, perhaps wish contingent 🥇 sometimes attached to the above, she was created to serve some sort of Greater Purpose. she might have failed at it or been flawed, and was subsequently discarded on popstar 🌠 a dozen and one wildly different things connected to the "falling star that hit her". alien life form on the meteor transferred into her on impact. infection by intergalactic bacteria/dark matter. simply massive concussive trauma that fucked up her signature (back when we thought that was the only thing wrong with her). the star was magic and fused with her. she hatched from it and is literally a star herself. probably missing some here. 🪐 waddle dee from a different place/planet. this one is quite a sensible theory, given that we do see many quite different dees! 🤍 she is a fragmented piece of void/void termina. this one in particular i know is @shibuya-toasted-with-extra-cream 's ongoing theory and she's put in a lot of really cool work towards it! ⚔️ she's somehow connected to the heroes of yore. this theory i think has only started popping up since galacta knight has become a reoccurring visitor in her storyline and we've started asking questions about her familiar looking magic spears, but you can certainly 1hko @moonverc3x with this one 🧿 she's connected to the matters. sometimes soul, because it's sometimes star themed and lacks a token representative. where as a connection to dream might link her to fecto forgo/fecto elfilis in some way (a creature also well known for a catastrophic meteor attack). i've also seen folks confident that she's connected to heart matter as well, probably again due to everyone's favourite grumpy swan showing up

this is all i can think of or locate right now, but there's been a pretty wide range of things. i feel there has been a rather interesting transition over time from "she's a messed up waddle dee" to "she's probably connected to a universal superpower of some kind" which i am genuinely really really thrilled about?! 😂 what a glow up for a pathetic little wawa!!!

i'm also personally really fond of seeing how people's existing biases influence what they can find and draw connections in. for instance: i know @jojo-schmo loves the forgotten land and elfilis, and digs into those connections and draws out some really cool stuff because her knowledge is already so specialised! i think this is the true highlight of working on this story for me, people theorising and engaging in the lore, and laser pin-pointing things that tie into our personal faves-- the way we tend to do with kirby lore as a whole-- is such uninhibited delight

i sincerely hope people will enjoy where starstruck's story does go, in the end!!

#starstruck dee #asks #🎀🔍 #i will say that more than one of these theories holds water! some of them more than others. #some of them are indeed dredging the ocean. #i will actually say one thing regarding one of the meteor theories...... “she hatched from it and is literally a star” #<- this WAS actually her Very First original concept when she was “Just A Sona”. she was a literal unalive star who watched everybody-- #having fun on popstar and wished to be alive to join them and feel joy & love. this is a very personal narrative to me and appears lots in- #my sonas and works. it's a fairly simple and basic backstory that would have required no further development or held no real mystery! #once i realised she was developing beyond sona-exclusive status and i was purposefully building a ~mystery~ it changed. #so it's no longer her backstory or relevant in any way; and it hasn't been since before most deetective work has been happening. #just thought y'all might enjoy it as a little bit of Deep Hidden Lore! #sorry also for pinging many folks in this wall of text; if i knew i was referencing a theory of yours i wanted to credit you is all #please just lmk if you'd like me to remove your url at any time!! as always i'm so grateful to everyone who likes starstruck or weighs in! #this kind of engagement is so new and exciting to me and it means more than i can say. i hope i can weave a fun story for you!!

[craycraybluejay]

The urge to say one of the select few words or phrases that will have absolutely anyone ready and willing to beat the crap out of me

#compulsive #impulsive #stuff like slurs offensive phrases super edgy jokes about mass death and sex crimes #i dont believe any of that is right or a good idea mind you #i just wanna see what happens #because i want Something to happen #i want the anger i want the bloodshed i want to feel thrilled and scared and excited #i want to run my mouth till i cant even walk #saying anything and everything just to do damage #sighhhh #i'm so bored #i just want to get beat up for a situation i chose to create instead of completely inane shit #its no fun when people are just needlessly cruel to me #might as well #give them a real reason to hate me. to hurt me. #i hope the thought of killing me with their own hands makes them disgusted with how excited it makes them #i hope they are shaking with rage and hatred. seething. twitching. #call me a monster and i'll make one out of you yet #tell me you hate me and i will give you a reason to #no point in tryna change the minds of those kinds of people. take it in stride and throw the first real punch :3

[pankomako]

with suits like those they may as well be hosting a TV game show

#failboat #jaymoji #first off: never ask me to draw anything sparkly ever again #second idk what kind of background to do so idk just look at the guys #i hope this is accurate i didnt use any references lol #also another thing i thought it'd be fun if i shaded them in the opposite colors #love love purple and yellow (totally jealous of jay why cant i have a sparkly purple suit :( ) #actually i have like a black n gold suit that's sparkly but in a different way and it has small hints of blue n purple. it's so gender #it'd be even more gender paired with a t-shirt #so tempted to draw myself in it. might do that next

[sonknuxadow]

they werent lying that knuckles series barely has knuckles in it

#i pirated that shit Btw just so we're clear. also gonna talk about it a little bit in the tags #nothing too spoilery but also might not wanna read if you want to go in knowing absolutely nothing? idk #anyway he WAS a main character still he was present for a decent amount of the first couple episodes #but the amount of screentime he gets just starts dropping after that . hes barely there at all in the second half ??? #and it feels like theres a lot of scenes mostly focusing on wade and his problems and not near as many for knuckles and his whole deal #overall it feels more like a wade show with knuckles in it than a knuckles show with wade in it. which sucks #and human characters having plot relevance isnt the problem here i dont mind human characters at all i think they can be really fun #its the fact that the human characters are taking over the story and spotlight when the show is called knuckles #and all the marketing makes it look like knuckles is the main focus #and i also would have preferred if they just went with a differnet character to be knuckles' human friend #because i dont particulraly care about wade. and the knuckles (and sonic and tails) i know would not be friends with cops </3 #well at least the story wasnt knuckles training wade to be a better cop like a lot of people were expecting but thats like.the bare minimum #also aside from the issues relating to knuckles' screentime (or lack of screentime) i thought the ending was unsatisfying #regardless of all that though there WERE some parts i enjoyed or found kind of funny or whatever. because knuckles so cutesy as always #knuckles being a cute little guy is the most important part of the show actually #and i liked the parts with sonic tails and maddie even if they were only there for like 5 minutes #(i really wish those three had gotten more screentime. i feel like they could have easily worked in at least one more scene with them) #and its a minor thing but the opening sequence is cute. was honestly expecting just a title card or something #overall the show is just . kind of okay i guess. not the worst thing ive ever seen but still disappointing ? idk how to explain.. #my expectations also werent very high in the first place #so maybe im being a bit more generous than i would have been otherwise. idk #and i definitely would not recommend this to anyone who already dislikes the sonic movies . youll probably hate this more #like people who thought the human characters got too much screentime in the second movie would lose their minds if they saw this

[magisterhego]

What did you think about Behlül’s relationships with Bihter and Nihal? Did he love either of them? Did either of them love him?

I think he did actually love both of them, but in his own way. He seems to have a tendency to have a great big romance that he quickly burns out and rinse and repeat with the next person he fancies.

As to whether he was loved, I'd say yes by both, but also in a limited way. I think he's kind of like the high school crush of a girl from a very small town, where the girl wants to date someone mostly because she thinks it's exciting at that age. And so her crush toward the guy develops more out of her daily life having a very limited pool of potential boyfriends, than out of any wow moment of attraction to that guy in particular.

For Bihter, I think she would have equally fallen for a different person who was young, handsome and charming, and consistently close at hand to observe.

But I don't know if she'd have slept with anyone who was not so casual as Behlül. His cheerful lack of morals and friendly persistence surely helped a bit to remove some mental barriers in her mind. With someone less happy-go-lucky, she'd maybe just have had lovesickness and stayed at that as a 'noble' kind of compromise between cheating and withering without experiencing real love.

There is a word I can't quite translate, 'prepustiti se' (to let yourself go, to abandon yourself to a feeling/situation, can be have positive or negative connotations), which I feel works for both Bihter and Nihal's feelings to Behlül.

They were first pursued by him and they seem to have almost purposefully convinced themselves into loving him. Both were lonely and desperate in different ways.

Bihter was in an unhappy marriage, I don't think I need to elaborate too much as she herself describes it all in a self-aware way in the novel.

As to Nihal, she was frankly somewhat neglected by her family. Yes, she's otherwise "spoiled", but they made huge decisions to remove her brother, and her governess, and her kitchen buddies, and didn't even tell her until the very moment it had already happened! Extremely frustrating and scary for such an already isolated girl. She lived from day to day not knowing who she could lose next, no wonder she got all emo.

So when the situation came that everyone was suddenly eager to marry her to a guy - one she already knew and trusted and casually bantered with - I think half of the appeal would be a young girl's physical attraction to Behlül as a man, but the other half would be the idea of finally keeping someone for herself (because her family couldn't very well decide to whoosh away her husband on a whim, lol). I can see why she'd accept the situation.

#also a thought that is quite creepy and that I don't even quite agree with myself #but IF there wasn't such an age difference between her and Behlül #and IF he wasn't the kind of guy who'd openly find himself mistresses as soon as the honeymoon phase of love wore off #I can actually see that they'd be somewhat well-matched #as he seems to know how to make her see reason without being condescending when she's snappish and neurotic #and they both have a jokey and musical side and Nihal has a naturally bossy side that might rein in his flightiness #but the book relationship is manipulative and creepy since she's isolated + barely out of childhood + naive and he's so close to her family #aşk ı memnu #ask i memnu #on the other hand if Bihter wasn't already married #I can also see her and Behlül getting along well in a 'let's spend money together in fun and fancy ways' #and being the kind of couple who do grand love drama but in a recreative way lol #but again that's if he wasn't the kind of guy who'd cheat on her a lot #sorry I am just shitting all over Behlül in this post #but I think he's a funny and interesting twist on the dandy character type #just... not one suited for being 'saved' from his womanising way by either of the girls in the novel - or by anyone really

[starpros-sunshine]

Sometimes I wonder why cold symptoms always get worse in the evenings there has to be a logical explanation for that

#i need to know #i might have only choosen the biology major because I had no other choice but i do genujnely think the human body is a fascinating object #we should not exist there is no reason we should exist but here we are and here we are exactly the way we are isn't that funny? #it's such a silly body too what you're telling me I could produce an entirely new person in here #but one falsely mutated cell that brances out and has a personal problem with me specifically can kill me in a year or less? #that doesn't seem right. #if you think about it children are a little bit like cancer actually #i won't be opening that can of worms actually lets keeo that locked away in zhe cupboard #oh yeah and you can inherit the murder cell mutation because of course you can #and then we came up with thousands of ways to cure thousands of ailments and what did we do we put them behind a paywall #come onnnnnn where's the fun in that #we have this cool stuff why do you not let us use the cool stuff #i don't do meds on principle if I have anything I jusz sit that out raw and painful but hey it's not my place to tell others to do it my way #i just don't like the thought of building up a resistance against stuff so I just take my ibuprofen if there really is no way to function #without them anymore #luckily that's not the case a lot of times #i can work fine with the headaches they're just annoying #make the head foggy and words take a second to comprehend and the light hurts but i can work with it #have you ever had two kinds of headache atbthe same time thazs an experience #dealing with a tensuoj headache and then also the clogged nose headache is. it sure is something #you don't know where exactly it hurts and it's not so bad that you have to lie down but then you hold your head the wrong way #and Boom a bomb goes off up there #fascinating stuff #how did I even get here

[ssoupcup]

doing all 3 at once is a talent but she pulls it off well

#websmp #websoup #web smp #yes she's a woman. yes she's a mansplainer. she exists #also drawing this was such a funny experience bc obviously i needed a ref for the syringe so it was just #*visibly stressed* wow i love medical horror #no but medical horror and scientific fuck ups have no right being that fun and also. horrifying. who would have thought #its kinda funny looking at the things i am scared of though bc youd think i have some kind of trauma surrounding them but no im just. #like that apparently #also i just realised its past midnight and i have work tomorrow oops #ah well theres still time to continue novel writing in my tumblr tags #i do fr have an alt account to spam on but main acc tags just hit different #okay i just zoned out for 4 minutes thinking about teeth i might cut it off here

[swordmaid]

WANT to make more of like evil king jaime x brienne but im stuck on what brienne is supposed to be in this au like.... what are situations i can put them in !

#thinking abt whats the opposite situation of jb? #i have this thought of like instead of wench he calls her my bride kind of making fun of the name #so it might be like he heard that rumor that she won't marry anyone who can't beat her so he picks a fight i.e - prev art and he WINS so #he's gonna marry her and she's like no i dont want to marry u u sicko and he's like wow are u backing down?? u dont have any honor? but lik #in a mocking way. also bri is prob not like highborn but i can imagine jaime going for her bc its a) amusing b) he's the king he can do #whatever he wants?? who says he has to marry a highborn he'll kill anyone that does like if he killed #his way to get the throne i feel like he just does whatever he wants lmfao and i guess in this au #what he wants is to annoy the shit outta brienne #but also im like WHAT IF brienne has kind of like a sandor role where she's in the kg #and iirc sansa had joff's kid in this canon so bri being her bodyguard #then jaime just states ok im going to marry brienne who's supposed to be protecting the wife of the kid i just killed like #sans cant take a break even in this canon 😭😭😭 #but hmm idk ... i feel like its tricky for me to just draw stuff w/o context like .. how will that make sense #to me. like the narrative in my head. u know ??

[starflungwaddledee]

been working on answering a prompt i received in an ask the other day, and so i'm back thinking about... the Thing... 💖🎀 and thought maybe prompt doodles might help me work through this a little?

so uhhh.... if by any wild chance anyone has any ship suggestions for starstruck...??? feel free to send them through!

#this is *only* for starstruck and is not general requests! i'm just trying to figure out how i feel about this 😳 #obviously no guarantees that i will be confident enough to draw any of these or that i'll enjoy them all but i just... am considering it? #idk idk idk is this stupid.... #hope i won't regret this or won't get genuinely weirdass things. #just to be transparent this is sfw exclusively tho implied flirting is a-okay. please don't be weird....? i'm trusting folks to be nice!! #i would also happily take little prompts if you have thoughts about how it would work or whichever! like if you're a character Understander #if you have an idea how it would Work or what it might Be Like that would also help me to get a concept on how i feel about it!! #also i would.. consider ocs (only from their creator) if you... wanna??? character+artist *must* be an adult. starstruck is in her early 30 #also with ocs preferably from folks who i've at least interacted with before and like.. not just bc u want art ;;; #like... do u geniunely think they could have a cute dynamic? i'm just wondering if she could be Cute w someone. AUUghhGHHHH #again no promises and also for now i need this all done on the assumption it's just for fun!! just funsies. i'm just... thinking i guess! #want to try and figure out what it might be like if she WAS involved in a little ship/romo space...? as a treat? auughghhggghGHGLLG #also fair warning i may just get super embarrassed/nervous about this all and delete!! but i'm.. yknow. trying! #also i figure you can kind of tell my faves and who i hardly know much about. might not have lots of feelings about most side chars! #delete later #probably #wheeeeeEEEEeeahahahah okay;;; just post it. just post it starflung. just do it. hit the button hit the button hit the b

[arashi-no-saxlphone]

So I got kicked out of Celestial but then I got back in yesterday

You mean... the improvement in my abilities... was permanent???? *starts crying*

#sairambles #guilty gear #ggst #I'm so psyched I never thought I'd get into Celestial once much less twice #Also currently in the top 100 Axls!!! #Not sure how impressive that is given the fact that there are probably only 100 of us haha #I think if I really worked at it I might be able to stay in for the month but like #doing this kind of just becomes a job lol #and I don't want that! #Guilting Gears should be for fun! #Also I can't fight May or Baiken without REALLY getting annoyed LOL #I will always have my own personal losing matchups regardless of how my character is

[cosmictapestry]

A36 pls

A36. cute discussion ABOUT sex

featuring actual sex. also. because these guys are horny little deities, to me

prompt fills here

It gets hot in their private quarters, sometimes. It’s always warm, but as particularly productive nights wear on Lucienne finds herself drenched in sweat, clinging to the coolness of his skin.

They’re at rest now, probably done for the night, given how boneless and still Lord Morpheus is beneath her. Lucienne is sprawled on top of him, her cheek to his belly, ankles entwined with his own, arm thrown around his waist, hand holding his own. His other hand pets down from the crown of her head to the back of her neck, cool and soft.

He’s breathing slow, even, and Lucienne is facing away from him but she imagines he is reclined on the pillows, staring down at her with those soft, heavy-lidded eyes, sleepy and sweet.

Lucienne shifts, draws her hand out of his own to move her arm out of her line of sight. She draws her hand across his belly, nails light on his skin, moving down to grip his inner thigh. Her lord’s breathing has changed. The back of her knuckles brush his bollocks, and his hips shift. His cock is soft where it lays along the crease of his thigh, looking just as sleepy as the rest of him. “May I touch you?” she mumbles.

Lord Morpheus groans, ending with a tiny laugh. His hand pulls away from hers and she imagines him throwing his arm over his eyes. “How are you not satisfied, woman?”

Lucienne grins, kissing him over his fluttering abs. “I am,” she assures him. “I just want to suck your cock.”

Another groan, an interested twitch in front of her face. "That is precisely what I mean." He pauses for a moment, considering the offer as though it is liable to bite him. “Alright?” he says, eventually, voice winding up high. He hasn’t stopped petting her head. “Although, you—you certainly do not have to?”

Lucienne hums, her fingers slipping further between his thighs, encouraging him to part them for her. She cups his bollocks, strokes them with her thumb, shifts their weight in her hand. He rumbles underneath her, grips the back of her neck. He’s sensitive, nerves still all in overdrive, and Lucienne licks her lips, seeing him starting to fatten up. “It’s not so strange,” she murmurs, warming him in her palm. “You love to use your mouth on me.”

A dismissive sound. “That is very different,” he says confidently. “Much more fun.”

Lucienne laughs. She kisses the tip of his cock, fingers the soft skin at the seam of his bollocks. “I disagree,” she says. “This is very fun for me. You’re pretty and you smell good and you make lovely noises.”

Another choked hum, followed by a shocked little sound when she sucks the head of his cock into her mouth. “Oh,” he whispers, petting her with trembling fingertips down her spine, his belly heaving with a sigh. “Lucienne.”

Lucienne smiles, suckling gently at him, trailing her fingertips up the velvety underside of his shaft. He firms up on her tongue, pulses hot between her lips, leaks a bead of thin salt that she swallows greedily. She closes her eyes, basks in the smell and the taste of him, the muggy heat all around, the warm glow of affection when she hears him gasp like he’s surprised at how he’s feeling.

She holds him like this for several moments before he shifts and makes a confounded little noise. “What are you doing?” he asks, on the verge of a laugh.

Lucienne holds his shaft with one hand to keep it upright while she pops her mouth off him. “There’s no rush, is there?”

Lord Morpheus huffs. “Well, no, I suppose not,” and she imagines him watching with slight mortification while she gives him a kittenish lick, lapping up a droplet of his slick. “Are you enjoying yourself, at least?”

She snorts, and she cranes her head as far as she can over her shoulder, only enough to see him in the corner of her peripheral vision. “How about you don’t worry about that?” she teases. “Just relax, my lord.”

He sighs theatrically and lets his head fall back in the sheets. “Very well,” he mutters, put-upon, goofy and loose the way he only gets with her.

Lucienne hums, satisfied, and she lays her cheek on his belly again, sucks him into her mouth. She cradles him on her tongue, fingers the vein on the underside of his shaft, marvels at how hard he’s gotten, stretching her lips with his girth. He breathes high and heavy, soft moans and whines spilling from his mouth.

She plays with his bollocks, rolls them in her hand, strokes back behind them. His skin is so soft, so sleek, so hot right here, and his noises get a little more wrecked. Lucienne runs her lips down the side of his shaft, kisses at the base, buries her nose where the smell of him is strongest.

“Lucienne,” he murmurs, muffled, like he’s moved the back of his hand over his mouth. She lifts his shaft to tongue his bollocks, laving them hot and wet and slow, and he keens and shifts. “Gods, Lucienne.”

Lucienne pulls back, leaving his skin shiny with spit. "I have a question."

Lord Morpheus groans as though pained. "So do I," he mutters. His cock twitches in front of her face and he breathes for a long few seconds to calm down. "Yes, Lucienne?"

She props herself up on her arm on his belly, fingers encircling the base of his cock and manipulating it, moving it around to examine at her leisure. "Is this for me? Do you always have genitalia, or only when you are with a lover? And is it specific to the lover? Is this my cock?"

"That was several questions," he sounds amazed by the fact. "How long have you been wondering about this?"

"I wouldn't have to wonder about it at all if there were records in the library."

"Yes, well. Am I not allowed some measure of privacy."

"Of course you are," Lucienne cranes her neck to see him in the corner of her eye. "Hence why I am only asking now. And you do not have to answer."

His sigh is performative and put-upon. "Yes, I usually have sex organs. No, they are not specific to whomever I am with. What you see is this aspect's default, for lack of a better word." A pause, then, heavy and thoughtful. "Of course. I can make any changes you might like. And I perhaps should have offered that from the beginning."

Lucienne frowns. "Why would I want you to do that?"

"Well, it is," he clears his throat, "my penis, that is. It is. Girthy. I am told."

"And that is... a bad thing?"

"I don't know," he sounds strangled now, and Lucienne fights not to laugh or try to kiss away his silliest of insecurities. "Perhaps it just seems, rude, to not offer something more. Suited to your tastes."

"You are perfectly suited to my tastes," she tells him, emphatically, and she kisses the blushing head of his cock. "That is why I suspected you might have designed it for me, my lord."

"...Oh." Lord Morpheus is quiet now, apparently affected by this revelation, even more than he is by the little licks she bestows on hot silky skin. "I was not certain. In your fantasies, you never so much as imagined me below the waist."

"I did not want to presume," Lucienne says primly. "Perhaps it seemed rude to imagine the sex organs of someone who hides all mention of them."

His belly shakes with silent laughter under her, and Lucienne smiles against his heat. "Fair enough, I suppose," and from there his breath melts away into a pleased sigh when she closes her eyes and takes him back into her mouth. His hips shift in tiny flinches, rocking her, pushing himself a little deeper. One of these days she'll goad him into fucking her mouth properly. The thought makes her groan and slip her free hand to tuck between her legs. "I have a default vulva for this aspect, too, if you are interested."

Lucienne's eyes fly open.

#you can pry morpheus-weirdly inexperienced and embarrassed about receiving head-the sandman from my cold dead hands. #i've hinted at it a lot before and it probably won't be Addressed but. it's there #i think he kind of managed to convince himself that he doesn't like it somewhere along the line #because it made him so uncomfortable to be Not Serving Up The Fantasy #he was like what do i do with my hands??? do i say thank you??? this isn't even fun i'm just scared!!!!!!! #so he just kind of refused it if it ever came up and didn't think twice about it #except it turns out that when he lets himself Feel Things it's not so hard to react naturally. idiot #he likes it a lot :') he might even ask for it some day who knows #abrupt ending but i thought it was funny. #the sandman #x #morphienne #minors dni #lucienne the librarian #morpheus #dream of the endless