#i know i'm not funny

[gagad]

I feel like subaru is tired from being subaru

Take it easy emo bitch

#put your hair on your eye if you like this #i know i'm not funny #diabolik lovers #diahell #gkino #☆ #diabolik lovers subaru

[spaghetti-lunatic]

I'm still alive :3

#I'm not dead guys #Half y'all probably like “who tf are you?” “When did I follow this?” #I'm coming back #definitely soon #probably #yeah #cod zombies #absolute shitpost after 5 month long absence played off as normal #I know I'm not funny #Bye bye #cod zombies memes

[iamagremlin]

When I first heard Hux's speech I knew...

he must have failed art school

#star wars #armitage hux #general hux #I know I'm not funny #but I watched the movie in german the first time #it was just a bit too much not to point it out

[trashyvanillabean]

Dan Heng: "Name the worst place to be at midnight on New Year's Eve."

Yanqing: "The Shackling Prison."

Dan Heng: ☠️

#honkai star rail #dan heng #yanqing #got this from Family Feud #i know i'm not funny

[memories-beneath-the-skin]

Why do they like to see us hurt?

Dentists??

Nooooo! It's a common misconception, I feel it's because we only come to them when we hurt, and sometimes we need a little pain to ease our own!

#🤣 #anons welcome #asked and answered #I know I'm not funny

[haystarlight]

Raine *needs help with something*: hey, Eda, can you give me a hand?

Eda: I already gave you one, do you seriously want the other one?

#I know I'm not funny #but she would do this #or she might just throw her prosthetic hand at them #raeda #toh raeda #toh spoilers #toh s2 spoilers #the owl house spoilers #king's tide

[cherry-cristal]

Strip Poker

Soap: HA! Straight Flush! Strip up losers!

Alejandro: *Takes his last sock off*

Rudy: *Takes off his shirt*

Ghost:

Soap:

Soap: Well?

Ghost: ?

Soap: Take something off L.T.

Ghost: Already did *Shows a one fingerless glove*

Soap: OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE!

#cod:mw2 #john 'soap' mactavish #simon 'ghost' riley #alejandro vargas #rodolfo 'rudy' parra #cod mw2 #cod mw22 #rodolfo mw2 #The joke is that every finger in his gloves are detachable #I know I'm not funny

[neutron-stars-collision]

My spotify when it sees me listen to Muse and the Killers one night and to EDM and Spanish pop the next one: 👁👄👁

#I know I'm not funny #but I'm nearly dead after 40h of work this week #and there's scenes needing writing #and there's brain being all over #personal bs

[chumbly-chicken-lmao]

Babe wake up, new hobbie just dropped: randomizing the tag filter and sorting with your ship to find really rare situations

#Trust me it's either hilarious or terrifying and both are good lmao #Steddie #ao3 stuff #fandom culture #I know I'm not funny

[crazyworldofemmamarie]

I always like those fan art pictures of horror slashers like Jason Voorhees or Michael Myers with their chest exposed, muscles showing, being all sexy and shit. Then, there's a knife placed with their dick would be and I honestly can't help but think to myself: "Has no one seen the movie Seven? With the whole lust scene? Like I don't know I figure with a knife sex be kind of painful, right?"

#I know I'm not funny #I was looking around on pinterest an a Michael Myers fan art with said description came up #so I got to thinking #the picture also remind me of the film seven #i am also kind of high right now #slashers #but hey who am I to judge really #to each of their own

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny #I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh #@ staff do this cowards #spy has thoughts #my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track #functional website #spy's smash hits #Glock function #edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped' #I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this #but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up #I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one

[just-some-sillies]

Internal caretaker? More like internal tea-drinker, am I right?

#i know I'm not funny #gala (he/him/they)

[bigy-bigley]

THIS INTERACTION...

the way that this was literally the first thing i thought of

#guilty gear #guulty gear strive #ggst #elphelt valentine #ramlethal valentine #i'm begging someone please draw this or smth it would be so funny #even better with the knowledge that elphelt is compared to a bush dog #i know it's somewhat out of character for ram but PLEASE i would lol i think

[asukachii]

"Why don't YOU drive for once?! Ya idiot!"

"BECAAAAUUSE! I... can't.. drive these things!"

[bonus]

(I don’t like putting watermarks so, PLEASE, if you want to post these gifs somewhere GIVE CREDITS! Also, don’t use them in edits/videos. Thanks~)

#trigun #trigun maximum #vash the stampede #nicholas d. wolfwood #wolfwood #vashwood #(because i say so.) #my animation #gif #asukachii #i'm probably forgetting so many tags here... #i love these panels! a! lot! my favourites in the whole trigun manga together with... many other scenes #i have a long long list #i find these so funny #vash being 150 yo and not knowing how to drive? that could be me 🤝 i love you vash #also please wolfwood let him eat his donuts #in the first panel i animated a small small detail #wolfwood tapping his finger! alongside the music i was listening to while animating 🙈 #i should include the song #i'm animating a bonus to this but i don't knkw if i will post it #first stampede saturday without a new episode #how are we feeling..? #orz #'because i say so' is just me joking! but i like them very much so i wanted to use the tag... #*know

[abisalli]

some panel redraws with young just us

#young justice #dc comics #tim drake #kon el #bart allen #robin (tim drake) #superboy #impulse #my art #digital art #I'm having so much fun with these #finally getting a use out of my big ass comic panels folder #also you're so welcome for the issue numbers because I just screenshot panels while I read without noting them down anywhere #so I had to search through all the pages again orz orz #also I know Bart in that cheerleader uniform was meant to be a ha ha funny joke moment but I think he would rock that whenever

[thereallycoolmonsterithoughtup]

kabru and mithrun's fun succubus adventure

#dunmeshi #really cool art i thought up #kabru of utaya #mithrun #dunmeshi spoilers #<- idk. anime watchers dont know who mithrun is or what he does so i think it needs a spoiler warning #labru #<- I GUESS.................. #I'M SORRY For adding that stupid fucking figure i think it's really funny and i never want to see it again in my life #i don't think his succubus would show up as that thing i think hes more Complex than that it would just be funny #also mithrun's succubus might actually shapeshift who knows?? Thats not what this comic is about though. just My Funny Joke.