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inkykeiji · 2 years
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so I started playing genshin impact (I hate that I have to play on my phone but my brothers literally claim the playstation 24/7 LOL) but its soooo good omg. im not at the level with Childe but when I do ill be sure to let you know my thoughts lmao
hehehehehe omg anon!!!!!!!!! so i completely spoiled myself and did over a day’s worth of research on him before deciding to start the game because idk i’m weird like that and i never want to take the time to get into something without knowing if there is FOR CERTAIN a character i’ll love (i did the same thing with dabi and bnha) but YESSSSS U MUST TELL ME UR THOUGHTS!!!!!!! i can’t wait to hear them!!!!
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rreri · 3 months
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narwhalandchill · 4 months
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oh my fucking god i feel. SO stupid rn at How i didnt make the (super sane very normal just absolutely. Yes. Surely) connection earlier but uhh
so anyway im now like 89% certain that whatever the "traces" of the narwhal that remain on ajax and facilitate their (ever-growing) innate connection are like. an actually fundamental aspect of it (them?) more or less.
why? because if you consider its pov just for a moment. the narwhal was literally about to depart teyvat for good. it had nearly finished consuming the primordial sea and preparing to breach surface to finish the job by eating the french for the leftovers their human bodies were made from. its an interstellar voyager it does not linger on planets it devours. it goes glug glug and it leaves.
and like if it wasnt for traveler intervening its confirmed through narzissenkreuz and renes world formula that teyvat wouldve just been destroyed. no one could have stopped the narwhal not neuvillette not focalors not anyone.
so what was the one other thing it did right before going for that french brunch? calling for ajax. getting them reunited in the primordial sea. like all the possible implications aside bc theres many different ways to speculate on the exact reasons why and the nature of that link. the point remains.
it wasnt leaving teyvat without finding him.
like the narwhal is about to fucking Dip from this cringe planet and whatever part of it that ajax carries within himself his narwhal Absolutely wanted to be reunited with. what the fuck am i supposed to read from that. hoyo???????!??! answers?!?!?!
and its not only the calling from the narwhal side itself either bc this is ALL coinciding with the growth of a 'restless power' within ajax and his vision malfunctioning (the things celestia is literally confirmed to harvest energy thru to repair its damaged authority) and his connection with the narwhal reaching an actual conscious level (arguably subconscious n emotional too bc i find it Curious his mood is poor right as the narwhal is repeatedly described as positively malding to the point its boss fight mechanic is literally a rage meter). ajax' power is growing. his destiny is starting to shift and something is drawing him to fontaine... right as the narwhal is getting close to finished with the primordial sea. funny how it overlaps eh. how it aligns 🤨🤨 why are they orbiting each other like this (they should kiss)
(& not to even Mention how ajax just Happened to get that absolutely exponential and borderline unbelievable feat of power spike in extending his foul legacy endurance as massively as he did. while. within the primordial sea. with his narwhal. who had at that point all but incorporated the power of that sea into itself. i s2g if childe was getting passive home turf co-op bonus exp with a 4x multiplier automatically the whole 40+ days 💀💀)
#man the way its lovely reunion but tjen ajax fucking ATTACKS IT ON SIGHT you couldve gotten married!!!!11!1 fucking unbearable i am in agony#anyway contrary to popular belief we still have no fucking clue whether ajax' link to the narwhal was innate#skirk saying the traces remain on him after meeting it isnt saying tht much. the parts he shares w it couldve well been innate but dormant#instead. also just the fact that he woke it up already shady#then like. monoceros caeli being his from the beginning is completely plausible despite ppl acting like its been confirmed his const change#and like them being halves of the same entity on some lvl would make the narwhal being so weak without him n until ajax found it again#make very much. sense. anyway ajax toxicity jokes aside if the narwhal was just trying to eat him point blank without even a hello#i do get why hed react aggressively. but also bros been telling everyone n their mom hes fighting his narwhal the seconf he finds it again😔#so i feel somewhat confident in assuming he started that 40+ days brawl#anyway if ajax Isnt the celestial narwhal on some level or possibly becoming it as their link grows.#riddle me this atheists. why is his 3rd phase boss theme. the song about His individual murderous rage at us#bc he thought he was outplayed by us. His personal wrath#whys the song for that called the wrath of the celestial narwhal. of the star swallowing whale. Hmmmge. his individual rage.#why does tusk of monoceros caeli speak of him embracing the narwhals innate qualities as embracing mere parts of Himself#funny how tjat goes!! (the OST n boss drop is not 100% serious theory but it does drive me insane. bc why would they phrase it like that)#anyway either theyre 2 halves same original entity or theyre soulmates idgaf . they should fold teyvat in half and eat it for brunch#aaand im going to be consumed by this realization for the next month wish me luck#WHY DID IT NEED HIM THERE SO BADLY???? HUH??????#i mean relatable dont we all. but its sooooooooo inch resting. Curious indeed#rambles#genshin#childeposting#childe
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thedragonagelesbian · 5 months
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wyll has a specific thing for rangers and here is my evidence
has flirtatious class-specific dialogue at the tiefling party but ONLY for ranger and ONLY above an approval threshold
calls minsc 'the beloved ranger'
becomes a ranger in the hells if he breaks his pact with mizora & loses his warlock levels
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i headcanon that the name mc is using (aka the player’s name) is not her real one bc you know how the ikevamp mc is the only one who’s name isnt automatically entered in like ikesen mc’s name is mai? Yeah i figured it might be a mystery for funsies^^so she’s probably like sebas who uses a fake name
Honestly that's big mood, only because I feel like it's pretty sensible being in a mansion full of a bunch of weirdos you don't know--I'd probably just pick a random name and stick with it LMFAO. Like nah sister, you ain't getting me to no secondary location (technically Comte already did but in fairness, it's the principle of trying to be safe that counts).
I also can't get over Sebastian using a fake name, for some reason it's uproariously funny to me???? Like he had no need to be that extra, he literally chose to be here, but he was like I'm Committing To The Bit. I'm Going Butler Mode. Akihiko Is No More, Only Sebastian. And for the life of me I will never get over it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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upperranktwo · 2 years
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☆Happy Birthday Rengoku Kyōjurō☆
10th May
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julianalvarez9 · 10 months
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baby happy back home :(
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hightaled · 3 months
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wait hello?
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garoujo · 1 year
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i have him between my teeth! i’m shaking him!!! >:[
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old-stoneface · 6 months
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playing baldursgay 3 co-op with my boyfriend @/merlinmerlot :) hes playing as astarion and im playing as a tiefling paladin named fortunate
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grinchwrapsupreme · 2 years
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So none of you were gonna warn me about this bit huh?
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loverboyromanroy · 2 years
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isn't it sooooooo funny that when kendall tries to mount a hostile takeover at his sister's wedding, roman immediately tells their mom so that she's looped into what's going on with her children/the family business but when logan and caroline's new husband make moves that could hurt her children/their stake in the family business without their knowledge, after roman repeatedly has been checking in with her about this man and his possible shady dealings and how they might hurt her, caroline makes no effort to clue him in to what's happening like isn't that just soooo funny :)
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sukugo · 11 months
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Ok, I need to scream this at somebody and I feel like you're the right person. WHAT THE FUCK is the deal with hayden Christensen in the early 2000s?? I don't even like men, I'm a lesbian, I don't find men attractive I don't want to have sex with them, I don't like men. But what the fuck is up with early 2000s hayden christensen?? Like what?? I'm sorry??? I want to lick him. I want to spank him and make him cry. And like.. what the fuck?? How does somebody's voice even sound like that?? How are lips even that pouty??? I want to push anakin skywalker face down into a mattress and make him fucking sob?? Anyway. Um. Why is he so fuckable? It's like completely ungodly?? And I'm sorry did I mention the voice?? Like what? What the fuck?
SCREAAAAAAMMMNNNNNN
ANON ARE U ME? DID I WRITE THIS? bc it literally feels like i lost consciousness and sent this to myself HDASJDHASJDASD
which is my way of saying GOD YEAH FUCKING MOOOOOODDD. I GET YOU SO MUCH U HAVE NO IDEA. I AM ALSO A LESBIAN WHO WANTS TO FUCK YOUNG HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
u're so correct about everything, he's so fuckable, he's so insanely fuckable, i don't fucking get it either 😭😭😭😭😭😭 LITERALLY!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lick him and spank him and fuck him into a mattress while he sobs.... yeah.. yeah yeah YEAH
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this man unlocks Feelings inside one that are just. crazy. lusting after a man. can u fucking believe this anon. 😭😭😭😭😭
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swamp-chicken · 1 year
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Etho teaches Bdubs how to do a wheelie
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Etho: Alright, BdoubleO. Bdubs: What? Etho: Do you know how to do a wheelie? Bdubs: Yeah, I'm doing it. Etho: Can you do-- no no no. Bdubs: [weird noise I cannot transcribe] I just made you look a fool Etho: That's not what I mean! That's not what I mean. You gotta do it-- Bdubs: Oh. Etho: --Like without leaving the ground at all. And you gotta be moving. Bdubs: Okay. Etho: [performs flawless horse wheelie] There... did you see that? There was-- Bdubs: Ohhh! Yeah yeah yeah yeah, I know how to do that. Yeah yeah yeah yeah. Bdubs: This could be like a good competition, like see who could get the furthest wheelie distance. Etho: Mhm. I can only do it like a quarter of the time, though... I have trouble. [Bdubs performs a flawless wheelie] Nice. Bdubs: Oooooh! Beat that [sputter of laughter]. Etho: [laughs] Alright, alright... [fails] Ah. Bdubs: Nope, nope, nope. Etho: [fails again] Ah! I had a little-- I had lag there, that's why. Bdubs: Supposed to be finishing up your runway, you know. Etho: Yeah, yeah. You're supposed to be sleeping. Bdubs: [laughs] Oh. Go for it, this is the one. Etho: [fails again, laughs] Bdubs: You want me to show you how to do it real quick? Etho: [sighs] I gotta do it again. Bdubs: Do you know how to do a wheelie? I could train you. Etho: [fails, sighs] Bdubs: Poor Etho. Etho: This is an easy spot to do it too, because there's-- [success!] There we go! Bdubs: Ooooh! Yup! Same length. Etho: Mine was there. Bdubs: No, you 'bout to cheat! Etho: [laughs] Bdubs: You said it's right there, no not even close. Etho: Woohoo! ^_^
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teamfortresstwo · 4 months
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damn boy all your faggot ass posts about vox are making me want to get into hazbin hotel again how the fuck ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️
I LOVE HIM !!!!
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inkykeiji · 8 months
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IVE BEEN WAITING TIL YOU MAYBE WERE GONNA WRITE TOKYO REVENGERS!!!! they have so many characters i thought you’d do so much justice :3333. the kazutora piece is by far my favorite <333333. i cant wait to see what you do with the haitanis!!!!
OH HEHE HI ANON!! <33 aw thank you so much!!!! i’m really happy to hear that you enjoyed my lil kazutora piece!! (´∀`)♡ i can’t wait to write more for tokrev!!! i have like three different haitani oneshots in the works (but they’re all set within the same AU) n a bunch of other lil pieces hehehe c: my favourite characters are:
rindou (!!!!!), ran, mikey (!!!), shinichiro, mitsuya, kokonoi, kakucho, takeomi, sanzu, kazutora (!!!), wakasa, hanma, and shion
so those are the characters u can expect to potentially see writing for / those are the characters i’d like to talk about and write about the most!!! <3
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