#i probably did not say anything just uh

[desertsfic]

Oh you dont have to worry i definetly didnt mean anything bad by saying she's mean! Its just a trait a lot of people portray her with and i was curious about how you personally went about building up that portrayal since you write the mean streak in your characters so (imo) lovingly and well thought out

Oh well! Thank you, I was so worried for a second there, like "oh no she's too mean oh noooo"

So! I am glad that it comes across. I think Rose has a lot of anger and frustration in relation to her circumstances and the box she is expected to fit in and I think she's a really neat character! (Edit: I had more thots so unfortunately for us I did go on a ramble and I am embarrassed so I'm putting it under a read more do not feel pressure to read... more lol)

I probably said a bunch of weird stuff in my post but I guess a lot of it relates back to like, Dirk and Rose and that desire to control a situation, and the desire to lash out when you lose that control, and simply saying "that's just how she is" feels like a cop out LOL but you know to a point I guess it is just that biting sarcasm mixed with the weird circumstances and such

I never meant for them to spend so long at the Lalondes lol can u even imagine

But Rose's situation is weird, now, and her life is weird (my fault), and I think to a point her meanness comes from that defensive edge you get when you are raised in a way that you have a hard time discerning other people's intentions towards you, the way Rose really thought everything Mom did was some kind of passive-aggressive joke, and only "forgafe" her when she started drinking as an attempt to get closer to her, and it is just. You know, tough i guess. Maybe I am projecting my frustrations for Rose and the way she is trapped by the narrative to always be the Voice of Reason and nothing more, but it is also genuinely enjoyable exploring the fact that she is like Dirk, and therefore capable of being like bro!

And of course with the alpha guardians it's a little easier to build them out using their kid counterparts as a baseline. So Alpha Rose is Rose but meaner, older, more bitter, the way adults can tend to be, sometimes without meaning to.

I think my friend asked me why she was evil and I laughed lol! She's not evil she's just. Been alone for as long as D has, and is needling and curious in the way Rose is, with that little edge of tendency to push at people's discomfort the way Dirk does with his friends, and the way Rose does too just, turned up to 11. There is a fierce protectiveness to her one and only friend, and a tendency to point out things without really caring, perhaps, if the other person's feelings get hurt because of it. She falls into the tendency to treat the Daves like her own, with no regards for their feelings, and tbh she probably enjoys it, which isn't very nice. There are several people in the run and go who are similar to bro strider in many ways, and while most of them are uncomfortable with it, I think she not only knows, but is at peace with that. In a previous life, her tendency towards calculation and separating her feelings from her goal would have been not just handy, but also necessary for survival so! That is something I like to think of while writing her and stuff.

I think if I had more time it would be interesting to explore her relationship with Roxy, but it's so odd to think about I hardly know where to start.

Anyway so sorry for the misunderstanding and also sorry-er that I went on a ramble about all that.

#i just think she's neat etc #i probably did not say anything just uh #yeah some rose pinions i suppose lol! #and such ahhh anon sorry for the miscommunication! that's on me haha #i guess short answer would have been ''i think every character in homesuck is an asshole '' #they are all mean in different ways #yeah! but i love them sigh

[meamiiikiii]

5% of a color headcanon.... two versions since b&w emphasizes the dagger more i think but i still like the warm tones ASFSADA

i am not biased towards rainbow daggers whatsoever i promise (lie)

((also friend is streaming now and im there too!! bit more info linked here, its rated mature tho))

#in stars and time #isat #isat siffrin #i think tumblr is chewing on this ah well #its more of a weapon color headcanon than anything else tbh SAFASDA #but its very funny in my mind to refer to this as #insert percent amount of color headcanon here ASDASFA #i do not have many color headcanons tbh??? #overall i would say i have like 1.15(ish) color headcanons that are solid in my brain across the cast??? #the rainbow dagger has been in my minds eye for a long time #um SPOILERISH talk ahead in tag talk so be warned #i am serious!! turn back now if u dont want SPOILERS!!! #can u imagine if siffrins parents had lovingly crafted that white cloak and helped him pick out the pure black fit when younger #so they could be fashionably black and white like if things were in color or something #but then the first thing siffrin picks out on their own terms is literally the most colorful thing imaginable for the dagger #i do not know if that makes much sense but yeah #it is fun in my minds eye ASDAFA #actually is it ever mentioned where siffrin got the dagger?? #was it also passed down???? #ik the cloak was for sure from his family #and the pure black fit underneath is up in the air i think #tho if it was a first pass pick from parents #and he continued to pick it again and again after they got older subconsciously or not might be fun to think about #also do not mind the art style shift it might happen again LMAO #probably sparingly tho? who knows!!! #should i link stream in this post??? i dont know??? #i feel a lil bad if it isnt related????? #oh well im doing it anyway because friendship :] #honestly did not think i would also have anything to post today but uh oops sorta just happened and it lined up so ASFASDA #anyway tag talk over stream time WOOO and i think i hit tag limit LMAO

[obsob]

wizard that makes u nonbinary

#mine #hohohoheheh this is one of my. failed prints #was gna make like a wizard series w various colour palettes to do with th identities flag but....alas #this is the only one i finished tho the bi one got like halfway there so. maybe i will finish that 1 #i think new prints r arriving?? late next week maybe?? its a long bank holiday so. theyre gna b closed for a little #one of my insect books arrived yesterday VERY exciting. i. want to read abt buggies!!!!!!!!! #ive also been looking into uh learning to drive. bc i should. do that. #i think it is going to be awful i will probably kill someone #i need to do some theory first i havent had to study anything for like. 5 years. so this. is going to gp. badly #hfuhgn....sleepy.....sleepy baby....its only 4pm #oh i just got an email saying my prints have been dispatched jfbskdf never mind!! #ough i need to order. more envelops. my favourite thing to order #ive been spending so much MONEY it makes me so STRESSED #i had a spree of actually spending money usually i just hoard it like some sort of rabbit #i bought som clothes.......bought some skin care......som vitamins #i got some probiotic gut health vitamins n im like. cured. why did i not do this sooner #ibs be gone #wizard that gives u ibs

[shepards-folly]

Like an angel crushed underneath god’s boot [+ wip images under the cut]

#shep arts #content smp #csmp #arathain #mason arathain #tw eyestrain #cw gore #<- its very mild I’d say. i kinda just fucked up one of their arms... in my defense it was annoying to draw so I just didnt draw part of it #the eyestrain isnt too bad either in my opinion i just wanted to tag it just in case #honestly just tell me if this needs more tws I'm awful at knowing what I need to trigger warning and what I dont #okay uh art rambling time so i made him a bug for this one honestly just cause i thought it looked neat #this was a really fun for a drawing that took like an hour to sketch and a million years to finish #it's just an experiment in coloring a lil different and using layer styles other than multiply and add... #there are add and multiply layers in there if i remember correctly but its mainly color/linear burns and hard/soft light i think #fun fact there was supposed to be more paint but uhm I got lazy and it was already a pain trying to balance the values on this one #so yeah its just the pink splatter behind his head there. imagine that there's more pink paint there for me pretty please #I have a dozen versions of this with various overlay layers will probably end up adding those to this post in a rb or something #this post was supposed to go up earlier but yeah I was comparing overlays for like two hours... #honestly im surprised my procreate didnt crash in the middle of this since it crashes everytime I do anything with a lot of overlays #it did die immediately after I finished it though so then I had to wait several hours to just sign the damn thing :/

[musical-chick-13]

Regarding the previous post, I think the way I approach trying to evaluate a piece of art is asking "Do I think the positive things I get out of it outweigh the parts of it that I don't like?" And when I call something a "guilty pleasure" song/show/book/piece of media/etc. it's really more in the sense of, "Given who I am as a person, the flaws I've found in this should be complete dealbreakers for me, but somehow they aren't, and it makes me feel like I'm having an identity crisis."

#like. I think something like...idk shiki or cxgf excels on multiple levels. I understand why I like them. given the things I look for in art #it makes sense that these shows would speak to me because they make the effort to showcase those things I look for. because the people #in charge of those works clearly valued the same kinds of things and cared about seriously exploring them. #but with something like. uh. ctrlz. that is NOT the case and I frequently found myself going 'why would anyone make this writing #decision?' but I still sat through all 3 seasons of it! I still really enjoyed it! those flaws SHOULD have made me give up according to #personal history but they never did. and I very very much genuinely question why. I have NO IDEA why I still care about this #silly convoluted teen drama show so much. but I do. I wrote SO MANY FUCKING POSTS ABOUT IT. #I really love wicked the musical. I've heard many people call it 'hokey' or 'cheesy' or 'objectively bad' but here's the thing! I DON'T #think it's bad!!! like literally at all!!!!!! and it does do some genuinely cool things in regard to the music and the way the characters #develop and what the show says about the nature of prejudice and human connection. is it like. idk Serious™ the way that something like #Parade is? no. but it doesn't have to be. it does what it sets out to do and it does it well and this is why the whole '''objective #evaluation''' thing doesn't actually mean anything. I value thoughtfully-constructed music and dynamic female characters #(which this musical has). I value stories that deal with the complex and messy feelings that come with being a human (which this musical #has). I value stories about 'other'ness and romantic subplots that aren't just built on 'This Girl Is Pretty' (which this musical has). #and I value professional displays of technical vocal ability because I know how fucking DIFFICULT that is (which this musical...if you cast #it well...has). #if you value something else in a musical then yeah you will probably think THIS one is '''objectively bad''' #if you don't see the point of musicals as an art form you will probably think wicked is '''objectively bad''' #do you see where the problem with categorizing analysis like this is??

[ehh-is-the-name]

The people have spoken...

Cobs would respect your gender neutral pronouns!

#inanimate insanity #ii steve cobs #ii cobs #writing is hard #rant in tags #did I expect this outcome when I made the poll? no... #but after a like 2-to-3-day-long argument with a friend #ok yeah- I can see where people were coming from #a piece of me still believes that like #this guy uses it/its pronouns for the mephones and such- #and not in a reclaiming way or anything- #so like... idk kinda hard for me to see him respecting people #But yeah- uh I guess that- #you could then argue that he just doesn't see his creations as like people? #so I'm just like 'well he's a dickhead in many ways so what's a little sprinkle of lgtbphobia gonna do?' #idk #I just kinda see him as a homophobic gay man #which is probably from ao3 brainwashing- but whatever #my friend was saying he probably would since he's a fan of progress so he'd be like 'Oh cool new gender unlocked' than be against it #which is like- sure I guess? idk #I'm halfway convinced #this is kinda why I wished more people would've explained in the tags but I'm really stubborn so :/

[aladork]

hunter: so how did you learn to not be so antsy and stop striving for impossible expectations

alador: I'm not--

alador: ..well, hm.

alador, trying to be a good role model: first....someone has to tell you that you are doing that?

#alador blight #hunter toh #i think they could relate but not in a way thats like. i dont know how helpful alador could really be. #i do think on the opposite hunter would see alador flinch at something harmless and have an i know what you are moment. #i also think its possible that he could vent to alador about stuff in a way that really only like alador or amity would understand? #and get more satisfying explanations for his problems specifically. easier to help someone else through the thing you went through #hunter voice this is upsetting. like im just mad. why did the others let that happen to me. why did the other heads not do anything. #hunter voice is this selfish? it feels so selfish but im mad!! #alador voice i mean you can be mad. you should be mad. you should probably just make sure you have someone to talk out to that wont be hurt #by what you say. if you dont it will become overwhelming and you will become afraid of yourself #hunter voice thats uh...specific...are you good #alador voice dw about it im an adult i can handle my own problems (he cannot but will not use a child for emotional support)

[no1ryomafan]

The urge to not be the most annoying person ever when Gurren Lagann is mentioned by anyone randomly and I get the urge to scream “DID YOU KNOW GETTER ROBO IS A INFLUENCE ON IT” because every instance it’s always unprompted, probably not getting the person interested and it’s not like I even watched Gurren to make justifiable comparisons nor do I know when the fuck I will.

#meg text #getter robo #I will say aside from me this by itself is yet another annoying misconception getter has but worsely applied to GL #the creator was ishikawas editor so he did took the most influence out of respect but it’s ALSO just inspired by a lot of mecha #it’s a mecha love letter but somehow only made people who were curious about wtf inspired it mecha fans #where as most other people call it peak and never watch any other mecha which is why it off puts me #I’m not someone who hates it just for that bc I don’t do it with Eva since that whole thing DUMB even if I get the damage it’s done #but it is annoying to see something so hugely popular and no one gives its creative influences that are just as good a look #but also this goes back to my continued mountain of salt of “man no one talks about how significant getter is to old anime culture” #I will probably try to watch it one day but fuck knows when and please don’t enforce it on me #I have so much shit I need to watch or feel pressured to watch #(also another thing that off puts me even if it’s not related to the show itself is uh- when I first tried to watch it I was sick💀) #on my birthday too #that said if I did watch it I’d probably have a easier time talking to anime fans irl but I can’t make anything easy on myself #rejecting popular things besides a select few until I die (die as in when I finally care to try it)

[v-iv-rusty]

I feel like growing up with parents that are rabid conspiracy theorists about anything and everything affects you like. way way way deeper than most people do (or maybe want to?) acknowledge. and I just wish it was talked about more honestly

#misc.txt #ventish #(<-not too bad just tagging for blocking purposes) #like. this is embarassing to say but my parents were and still are severely anti vax. so at some point I need to go get #proper rounds of vaccines #bc obv I was not fucking allowed to #preferrably uh. fucking soon if I can work out how to do it without them knowing #(and if I can't I guess. I'll have to figure out some health insurance stuff bc I could literally be in danger if they did know.) #(which is a whole can of worms on its own.) #and EVEN THOUGH I fully 100% know that everything they fed me was bullshit #I still have so much deep fear around it bc it was drilled into my head so fucking hard growing up #x will kill you. y will make you sick. z will probably damn you to hell forever but maybe not who knows better to be scared and 'safe.' etc #and it's so hard to even explain it to ppl because they go 'oh so you still believe that stuff' and no!! no I do not!! #Ive just been trained since birth to be afraid of anything n everything!! I've been fed lies for my entire life!! thats hard to shake off!! #I WANT to do good things for myself but my stomach drops on instinct just thinking about it #and I am so so so tired of having to be brave about things I never should have had to be brave about. that's all ig. I'm tired. #like either ppl think you have also inherited their insanity OR they just look at it like 'oh haha funny quirky kooky' #no it's kind of torn my psyche to shreds in ways I'm still uncovering. but w/e go ahead and laugh <3

[applebunch]

just played through our dirge (again) and i... didn't realise you could get other endings??? i went through the game again to see what other options where there to pick, but it changed the conversation at the end??? spoilers in tag and under read more

like, first time i was mostly nice to jack (agreed that coming to the school was neal's idea and complimented jack on the costume, but asked him to play something stupid and didn't accept his help with the switch)

the next time i was kinda mean (insisted that i did not suggest going to the school, and insulted jack's costume, but also asked to listen to one of jack's songs instead and this time i accepted his help.) i also ignored a few things while speeding through the dialogue this time

the first time, when jack talks about staying and waiting and neal starts leaving, jack just like, gently, smugly prods neal a LITTLE bit in order to get him to stay and neal gives in, but this time jacks like, almost pleading. apologizing and worrying and everything... what a shift!

#i yell into the abyss #our dirge #first time it was “come onnnn don't you wanna see what happens? you know you do ;3” “agggh fiiiine” #this time it's like “wait wait wait where are you going? ☹” “i'm leaving? we're done” “um. uh. did i upset you? 😢 i'm sorry if i... 👉👈” #“uh no? you didn't do anything? i'm just saying it's probably time for us to... ...???” “🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺” “...fine???????” #our dirge spoilers #i guess? #i haven't seen anyone else make a “spoiler” post like this so i wonder if it's like ok or not........ #also the dialogue after the hallway thing stops short also. he stops talking after "i don't think that's supposed to happen #from “come onnnn isn't this fun haha” to“ ”w.... we're friends right? i... did i do something wrong?“ #like neal wanting to leave the abandoned school building that they impulsively decided to break into at midnight means jack annoyed him #jack's motivations are so mysterious i love him #playing through the game again to get a better look at that scene cause. again. I Was Skipping Dialogue. what an enigma..... #wish i saved at some point lol

[skeleton-orb]

finally got the last skulduggery book. i’m about halfway through it, probably going to end up finishing it tomorrow and man oh man i’m definitely looking forward to have no one to talk to about this when it’s over /s

#dont look at me #sp #i'm having a moment #like. i started this series when i was 10 ok #it already ended ONCE and that shit hurted #also though like. because i've mostly only had my own thoughts and feelings about the characters #(mostly because there was the FB page but that stopped being a thing a LONG time ago) #(rip skuttlebugs) #uh #yeah i feel like anyone who says anything to me about valkyrie or . well anyone else #im just gonna be like [gun emoji] you don't knwo anything #even if they agree with me #ill be like yeah but how did you get to that conclusion. probably the wrong way. #all this to say . yea it sucks that i won't have anyone else to talk to about the series #but like. i never really have. #other than my rEFLECTION AYYYY #me from 10 years ago would have Loved that joke

[asjjohnson]

I really need to stop keeping unfinished ficlets in my queue. :|

#but I would've remembered to push the post date forward if I didn't feel like just staying in bed all day today. #I got a Covid booster yesterday and though I don't have a fever this time (I did for an earlier shot) I just didn't want to do anything. #...although it could be from walking too much yesterday. A lot of walking. ...I dislike walking. #my head's been feeling odd. It doesn't hurt just... I donno it's kind of pounding with my heartbeat right now. I can't describe it. #It's like... uh... say you have a rose stem that someone's very lightly brushing across your arm. It doesn't hurt but #you're not sure if this person is going to dig those thorns into your arm or not so you're just waiting. #It's probably the vaccine messing with my head. ...But the walking is why my legs are sore when I stand up.

[x-birdsong-x]

@lockandkeyhyena said it first. Halloween Ends is.. something.

Spoilers in tags

#Repeat: I uh. I don't have a problem with Allyson. Never really have. Sorry if that's obvious #Okay first things first #My first thought was ''this relationship feels like it's going in a You Are My Sunshine direction'' #And my guess was Corey would try killing Laurie after Allyson went to him saying she and Laurie had an argument over them wanting to leave #Corey and Allyson's relationship in itself uhh #The way it was done gives me vibes that if this was years ago they'd have edits to bring me to life #Now.. this characterization of Allyson #It doesn't feel like entirely... Allyson? #Like I get it trauma and stuff #and her having a side like this to her was pretty clear in HKills #and I get like. Corey's influence probably playing a part too #And I mean she did lose Cameron very suddenly after only just accepting his. uh. apologies. for his bullshit in H2018 #but she's never... specifically really held anything against Laurie I don't feel like?? #Correct me if I'm wrong I haven't watched the last two in a while but Allyson had more strain with Karen than she ever has Laurie #And it just feels ooc to me for her to say some of the things she did #I don't really have words to explain my thoughts on Corey particularly.. he's just. yeah k #Michael being sidelined in. a strange way. :/ #I wasn't a fan of him being sidelined like that. Laurie got sidelined again too which is also :/ #but when it comes to Laurie's sidelining #I feel like... Allyson had H2018. Karen had quite a bit in HKills. Laurie should've had HEnds #And she. didn't until what like the last ten minutes?? #And I don't mean that as a dig at Allyson at all. if anything I just mean. #Corey should've been introduced in H2018 for this to have felt more smoothed in. because he takes like. 80% of. everything here #Even just small moments to introduce him or something #idk it's uh. just. it's definitely something #Idk I'm kinda scrambled right now sorry if this makes no sense #H2018 continues to be my favorite out of this timeline #This is still my favorite Halloween timeline so far though. compared to all the others

[devotedlystrangewizard]

god could you imagine if people focused on the actual golden boy getting like twice as much content as his fellow companions rather than like 2 new lines for one bad guy to make one scene feel more in line with the one other scene with said bad guy

#ramblings #not maintagging or saying His name but like #christ man. with everything that guy got for the past several patches. when he already had the most to begin with #like could we maybe focus on the disparity between uh. idk. the companions themselves #youre COMPLETELY correct that wyll deserves better than what he has but i feel like some people are barking up the wrong tree here fellas #d urge getting special lines in this scenario is completely understandable considering the coronation scene. #one companion getting a fuckton of special scenes when hes no more important to the main plot as the others is the problem. imo #especially when one other companion gets so fucking little. #(<- ESPECIALLY when you remember one of these characters is black. and its the neglected one.) #and im not saying this to be like. some kinda apologist for The Freak or anything. i think hes entertaining #but im not going into the whole fiction vs reality thing here. im tired #i personally like The Freak and the new lines. theyre not any more romantic than we already had. #the d urge fuckimg sucked as a person pre canon too or did we forget the whole 'crafted specifically to bring the world into ruin' part #saw some people in the main tag saying how dare we get more content talking about how they liked each other he shouldnt get that #and yeah. objectively. the freak is a horrible dude. but i promise you that the d urge probably condoned that shit and also did worse #did you forget. that the d urge is like. an origin. just like the other origin characters #sure their backstory is vaguer than the others but theyre nonetheless a preestablished character. your d urge is not exempt from Horrors #your d urge probably ate babies and definitely fucked corpses. sorry #so sorry for complaining ive just been frustrated with the golden boy the entire week #i like him i do but in the. grand scheme of things hes midtier. to me #there are so many parts of the game especially in act 3 where i was like hey. why isnt [companion] reacting this feels relevant to them #they got the narrator who was probably already around anyway to record 2 more lines i PROMISE freak nation isnt ur enemy rn #anyway im clambering back into my hole (discord) to complain (to an audience that im not deeply terrified of) #ignore this im just so tired rn <3

[moinsbienquekaworu]

Good evening beloved (though hopefully you are already sleeping bc it is v late), I started reading that comic you had mentioned and omg. I am very in love with this for totally hinged reasons. The dynamics here are god-tier. In a very non-horny way this is easily one of the best explorations of the batfam dynamics I've read (though obv the smut part doesn't hurt any lmao). Thank you for reccing it!

Anyway may you have a good night and sleep well!!

Yoo!!! I'm glad you like it it really did Something to me years ago lol. Not enough to get me into the DC universe but y'know. I'm so so glad past me stumbled upon it at random like this and the stars aligned in such a way that I could blindly rec you something you like haha. Enjoy the experience! (and there's probably more fun stuff on the website for these characters, though I don't know about dynamics)

#i am unfortunately not asleep #i'm actually chugging a can of monster for the first time in my life and then forcing myself to write an overdue essay #it's on academic success in the uk depending on ethnicity language disability social class & such #i'm so so overdue for it so it's just a race to finish it this night so i can upload it at an ungodly hour and then sleep until 4pm #gotta love finals when it's your xth year in a row and you have unmedicated adhd! #i don't know if the monster is doing anything btw but it doesn't taste Bad and the placebo ritual of it probably does something #oh how i wish i was having blorbo thoughts... but alas. education system be upon me #worse - studies on academic performance in primary and secondary school! #did you know in england religious studies are mandatory in state schools? #cause i didn't but it's in the national curriculum! fucked #anyway. 😔 i'm not even done after this #i have to do special considerations for the other essays i couldn't do #and then MORE ASSIGNMENTS! #and THEN i'm done. and i can bake some biscuits. #man i would give you biscuits if i could. they're great biscuits #how much do you like biscuits actually? like uh. sablés. shortbread biscuits? #they're a great recipe cause they're easy and you can make them a lot of fun shapes #one of my adult goals will be looking out for fun cookie cutters so i can make fun shaped biscuits #my housemate says he has star wars ones at his parents' and i would LOVE to have some as well #i need a good cookie cutter collection. that and bedsheets and fun mugs and. so many fun house delights.... #ANYWAY. education. #ever think about how girls outperform boys in school across the board and they still get shittier jobs? #good night my darling beloved! #wow i have an asks tag now

[monstersflashlight]

Alien who accidentally fingers you during one of his examinations of the human body and is intrigued by your reaction

Hi! This took a turn at the end unexpectedly. Hope you like it and thanks for the request! <3

Alien inspection

Alien x fem!reader || dub-con (kinda?), finger-fucking, groping, lowkey humiliation

When you arrived to the space station you weren’t expecting to pass any medical exam. They told you back on Earth that you’d be free to go anywhere without background check. You should have guessed they were wrong. So now you were patiently waiting in a room full of alien creatures. There were so many different morphologies and colors and textures… Your poor human brain was overwhelmed with all the information you were getting just sitting in the waiting room.

After what felt like an eternity but probably was just half an hour, a metallic voice called your name and a very, very tall alien stood before you to escort you. He started talking in a language that sounded completely extraterrestrial, full of weird sounds and clicks. You looked at him confused, and he looked at you like he never saw a human before. A spark of surprise crossed his features as he extended his hand and clicked something next to your ear. The translator. Oh fuck, you forgot.

“Sorry, I forgot I had to do that.” You explained, already embarrassed.

“It’s okay, it’s your first time here.” His voice sounded weird when translated, but at least you could understand him now. “I’m excited, you are my first human.”

“Uh? What do you mean?” You asked, completely confused at what he meant. You couldn’t be the first human arriving at the station, there were at least fifteen other women in your same ship.

“I’m new in this facility, I’ve never seen a human before.” That explained it. You said nothing as he led you to another room. “Remove your coverings and sit there.” He pointed to a metal table in the middle of the space.

When you were finally naked and exposed completely to him, he turned around and started writing in his tablet. He put some cables around your chest and soon you heard the telltale sound of a cardiac machine, the beep beep of your heart deafening in the silence of the room. His clinical look of your body was making you feel extremely self-conscious, and a bit hot. You didn’t know what he had, but his detached look and the way he didn’t instantly look at your tits made you feel a bit better, but also started a fire inside of you.

You took time to study him as he kept writing stuff. He was so tall his head almost hit the ceiling, his skin such a pale green color that looked almost white. He was handsome in a very extraterrestrial way, otherworldly. And then you saw his hands. They looked like spider legs, super long and with at least four knuckles instead of the two humans had. It was weird, so weird, but it did something for you. It picked your interest in hot way, in a way that made you wonder how would that feel against your skin.

“Why is your skin turning pink?” He asked, writing down some stuff.

“I’m embarrassed.” You explained, trying to sound as clinical as him. He looked at you with a face that asked you to elaborate. No words needed. “I am naked and you are not, and you are looking at me, and I’m naked.”

“Interesting. Is nakedness wrong by human standards?” He asked, as he checked something on the machine and wrote it down.

“Well, yes and no.” He made a weird sound that your translator didn’t get and kept pressing some kind of instrument to your head and neck, tickling you. You giggled and he looked intently at you, not saying anything but writing down in his tablet. He lowered his weird hands to your chest. “Ouch!” You slapped his hand away when he pinched one of your nipples with his way too long fingers. Your heart raced as he did it again. “Ouch!!”

“Uh, that’s interesting. Your heart-rate spiked. Why?” He asked, looking between your boobs and the machine, his confused face was kind of adorable.

“I- That- Nipples are a sensitive area for humans. For some humans, at least. For me.” You babbled when you were nervous and he was making you really nervous at the moment.

“Interesting.” He didn’t let you out of the hook, grabbing your boobs and massaging them to his heart’s content. You were struggling to remain quiet, his touch turning you into a hot and bothered mess. You always had very sensitive tits, and his hands groping you were more than a bit arousing.

He kept at it for what you felt like ages, groping your boobs, measuring them, pinching your nipples (softer this time). He explored every tiny millimeter of your boobs as you rubbed your thighs together in what you hoped was not too obvious manner. At some point, when you were about to draw blood because of how hard you were biting your lip to stop the groans for escaping, he moved his hands down. Touching your abdomen, taking notes, poking your bellybutton and making you giggle.

“Open your legs.” He instructed next, pulling at your ankle softly, looking at you with his big pale eyes.

“What? No!” His previous touch left you dripping wet, you could feel your juices all over your pussy and the inside of your thighs. You really, really, didn’t want him to find out he aroused you. Fuck.

“I have to inspect your genitals, too.” The clinical way in which he said it made you shiver, uncomfortable, but weirdly turned on. What the fuck was wrong with you? He was a doctor, he wasn’t trying to fuck you. You didn’t even like aliens. Right? Well, maybe you did like this particular alien. So you complied and opened your legs slowly.

“Why is it wet? Is normal for it to be wet?” He asked, parting your lips and grabbing some of your juice, taking it to his face to smell it. He poked his tongue out and tasted it, making you let out a groan. He looked at you, alarmed. “Well? Is it normal?”

“Is normal when humans are aroused.” You told him, trying not to groan again.

“Are you aroused?” He didn’t stop his exploration, not even looking at your eyes when he said that.

“Yes.” You whispered, completely embarrassed, feeling a bit humiliated at the fact that he turned on by just his medical touch. You were perverted.

“Interesting.” His complete lack of reaction to your words made you feel humiliated and confused, some more wetness leaking out of your gaping hole. His intense eyes focused in your pussy again. “It twitched!” He exclaimed. Two milliseconds later, one of his fingers was pushed inside of you, making you groan and arch your back.

He experimentally moved his finger around, hitting your G-Spot and making you moan again. “Does that feel good?” He retracted his finger just to push it back again.

“Yes!” You looked down, he had just two knuckles inside of you, the other two were still out. His fingers were longer than any dick you’d ever seen, and he looked like he wanted to push the whole thing inside. God yes. “More, please.” You begged as he crooked his head at you, confused by your reaction but starting to push deeper, adding a second finger and scissoring them inside, stretching you. Fuck.

When his long fingers entered you completely, he started to finger fuck you intently, thrusting in and out and touching your G-spot every time he could. He was driving you wild. And when another finger found your clit, you screamed, making him look up and then repeat the movement to see how your face looked when he did it. He never lost his medical look in your body, not seeming interested on you as a person, but just your human anatomy. It made you feel humiliated, and that fired the heat inside of you.

He played with your pussy like he was a master of it, touching all the right places, rolling your clit and rubbing it just the right way. Before any of you were ready, you were coming hard around his fingers, thrashing on the table and babbling nonsense between groans and moans.

He took his fingers away and shoved them in his lab coat pocket, saying: “That was very illuminating. Thank you.” He then turned around and went away, leaving you naked and panting on the table.

A nurse entered and with one look at you they said: “Ugh, he fucked you, didn’t he?” You tried to dress rapidly as they kept looking at you.

“What?” Your face grew hot, probably red as a tomato.

“He has a human kink and always fucks the patients.” The nurse looked infuriated and tired as they pinched their nose-like appendage on their face.

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