#i really baked her and everything!

[all-this-panic-still-no-disco]

why does everyone on tumblr hate gbbo… i get paul is a dick but that’s what makes it so funny…

#gbbo #great british bake off #bake off #like i get it if you don’t like the show #mexican week and the s’mores thing were fucked but if you don’t like the show you don’t have to watch it… #i get constructive criticism but it?? just feels weird??? to log on here and everyone is calling them horrible?? #like yes paul is a goblin but prue is trying her best :( #also i don’t see the problem with slightly incomplete recipes #i could do without them but it lets the judges assess the baker’s instincts #ahhh ok rant over #i’m really not trying to be rude i just get annoyed when everything i see is negative #the show is really quite good #there’s some sections we all shock-laugh at (rip 2022 mexican week) and i do think they should stop doing country weeks #please i just want one show that isn’t bad by somebody’s standards #I JUST WANT TO BE SAFE WITH MY ONE COMFORT SHOW PLEASE

[cerise-on-top]

hey lovie!!!!

just wanted to send some love!! And Hello Kitty cuz I remember you said you liked Sanrio! Who is your favorite btw?!

Thank you!!! I appreciate it! :D I do like Sanrio! I used to hate it when I was younger, because I wanted to be edgy and cool, but now I adore everything cute! And my favorite would be Cogimyun! Just like me, she loves to sing! Plush she's a bit shy and so so cute! I love her so much! Plus a mutual of mine once assigned assigned Sanrio characters to her mutuals and I got Cogimyun! Ever since then I've loved her! I wanna be her friend so bad and cheer her up when she's sad! She's such a sweetheart! But what about you! Which character is your favorite!

#cherry chats #edgy phase is over forever!! in this house we love and cherish everything cute and pink!! #it wasn't even that long ago that I hated Hello Kitty but now I just wanna bake an apple pie with her #it's so goshdarn cute! #I also really like those star twins! I'm actually a huge space nerd! #I've always loved space ever since I was a small child! #sometimes when I have the time I still watch documentaries about it! quasars are literally so so cool!!!!!! #sorry I get super excited whenever I get to talk about space for even the smallest amount of time :D #anyway I hope you have a lovely day! it's always such a pleasure to hear from you :3

[fruitsyrups]

ca n we all agree that human bonnie would not be a baker btw

#idc what gary does he's boring either way #but pb pbubs peebles is a scientisttttt she does scieeencceeeee #i mean baking is a science in a way but she'd be doing like... biology and chemistry n shit #a bit of physics #i mean sure baking as a hobby. but it would noootttt be her main thing #this isn't f&c hate bc as previously mentioned gary can do whatever the fuck he wants as long as he does it with minimal screentime #well maybe i am hating a little bit #i dont think i hate gary thaaat much actually its just that pb is so much better in every conceivable way and it makes gary so so #hard to care about in comparison #and he does not really read as a pb variant at all tbh... completely different personality. which is fine i guess #maybe they did that on purpose bc tbh pb's personality and everything would not work if she was anybody other than princess bubblegum #ykwim? #just wouldn't hit the same #wait moment of realization. i think i just like every other adventure time character too much & i need a punching bag

[puppyeared]

footnotes arent enough I need you to talk to me like im fucking Amelia Bedelia

#this isn’t about anything in particular btw. I just have to add a lot of memos when I’m doing things because some things are done a certain #way and it isn’t explained well in the instructions. like my mom has instructions on her baking recipes right #but when it says stuff like add dry ingredients to wet ingredients it also means you don’t dump it in one go you add it slowly by portion #this is probably why I find videos and demonstrations the most helpful when I learn something. like I almost always ask someone to show me #how they do it because there could be something they do that’s already second nature and wouldn’t really be considered in an explanation yk #I don’t think I’m an exception either. when the rice is done cooking I divide it into 4 quarters to bless it #but there are a million ways to divide rice and it makes me think that one persons way of doing it or not doing it all is just as valid #theres also technically no wrong way to divide rice afaik. this means either all ways of dividing rice is safe or valid until we find some #universally terrible way of dividing rice. until that happens nobody really thinks about specifying HOW you divide the rice #source: I have anxiety starting and doing things for the first time because I got way too many people yell at me NONONO WHAT ARE YOU DOING #THATS WRONG while I’m in the middle of doing the thing. I would rather have people think I’m either very stupid or overly specific #than go thru the panic inducing fear of ‘YOURE DOING THIS WRONG OMG WHY DIDNT YOU ASK AHEAD OF TIME THIS WILL BE FUCKED UP FOREVER’ 🧍 #nothing wrong if you don’t give something a second thought because you’re so used to it. but I can and will ask about it and I don’t think I #really should feel bad about it if I don’t know enough to dispute it. idk #the other way around I try to be as specific as possible and word things in a way that people who might not get where I’m coming from will #understand. but the problem with that is my explanations tend to be lengthy and I lose them either way 🗿 #Im. trying to work on that using examples and stuff because they seem to work the best #but if I could write everything down on a word doc and beam it into your melon that would save both of us time and embarassment #im rambling the short version is I have adhd #yapping

[kakusu-shipping]

I absolutely adore your ruby gloom s/i and her entire gender shes so cute oh my god tell me about them PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE I know you already said it was inspiration but she reminds me SO much of the mummy girl from The scooby doo ghoul school and i LOVED THAT MOVIE SO MUCH AS A KID i just gotta know all about this s/i off design alone

She is like a PEAK little girl gender to me, it's what younger me would have wanted.

Now I don't know if you've actually SEEN Ruby Gloom but it is THE Baby Goth/Emo/Scene show. As in it is a show about and for Baby Goth, Emo, and Scene kids. There are hijinks and shenanigans and mild dark humor and usually no moral at the end of the episode.

She's a mummy, probably. The show is about like Monster Kids but what they are and where they come from never comes up. There is no plot, just kids being friends.

I imagine she can't talk with all the bandaging, and this show isn't the type to bust out actual sign language, so she just mimes and charades her way through conversations, like Doom Kitty. And like Doom, it has varying results. Skull Boy and Ruby can usually figure her out and Misery has a knack for charades and basically always knows what she's saying, but Iris can basically never figure it out, and Frank and Len and Poe all just Assume they know until someone else corrects them.

Sense she can't talk, and her bandages cushion her steps, she tends to accidentally sneak up on people and startle them, mostly Scardy Bat. There's an episode in my head where she keeps startling him, so he puts a bell on her so he can hear when she's coming.. and then she drops the bell somewhere and doesn't notice until it's completely unraveled her, and no one recognizes her unwrapped, so her and Scardy Bat have to backtrack the entire mansion together, avoiding getting seen by anyone else, to find where her bandage trail starts to rewrap her.

She's a lot stronger than most anyone else in the mansion, and can pick up and carry pretty much everyone with ease. Sense Skull Boy's commonly precariously up high and Iris is always seeking wild thrills, this strength is mostly used in catching those two specifically when they fall, though sometimes Poe ropes her into doing hard work for him.

I self ship with Skull Boy with her but they're probably not actually dating in current canon. He, She, and Ruby are in this Love Triangle situation where they all three have a crush on one another, and they're also all like 8-10 so navigating romantic feelings is really hard. So they're all still friends, and will probably stay that way till they're all a bit older.

#Emile's Arts #Ruby Gloom #Self insert #Proselfship #Proship Selfship #Thankyou for asking #Thankyou for asking I freaken LOVE Ruby Gloom #The season for it is fast approaching and my dad has spread an illness he got while traveling to my mother who then passed it to me #so I'm probably going to rewatch it very soon #I self ship with Skull Boy but romance is SO hard to imagine in Ruby Gloom they are Besties #Oh this S/I does use She/Her pronouns but she's not a girl I guess I should clarify that I dunno fkgjfdkg #There's also an episode in my head where she's really determined to learn to bake like Ruby #But everything keeps doing wrong like her bandages catch fire or she trips and throws flour everywhere #This is where Ruby gains her crush on her obviously but she just #She wants to bake SO badly but she's so bad at it #Just like me fr fr #Also she's a MASTER at hide and seek much like Mr. Buns #Ah babie self ships my beloved this is one of those really old ones I just kept up with because it's so comforting #Her Room in the mansion is I think Bug Themed she's obsessed with bugs and has a pet Scarab Beetle #Who probably goes missing as another episode conflict at some point

[scribbling-dragon]

sometimes I think about my years as a scout. and then wonder how im still alive/sane

#WHEN DID I WRITE THIS??? HELLO?? #i have no memory of doing this but my drafts were empty last week???? #we did a competition camp and we burned everything. set baked beans on fire set a tub of butter on fire #i ate a basically raw sweet potato because we were tired of waiting for it to cook more #someone in my troopgot paid 20p to drink a concotion of out of date juice dirt water and stick pieces (he did it) #i sat and read a warrior cats book in the shared tent while my friends pretended to have gay sex next to me #(i say pretend because they were still fully clothed #that was just one camp #and then at the scout hut we had a box of expired foods that wed occasionally go thru #and my sister got tricked into eating a green marshmallow and got food poisoning #(i didnt eat it bc i was suspicious of why they were giving out free food) #i had a knife thrown at me multiple times. most notable being when someone (weird drink guy) thought i was tryna steal his chair #we werent allowed pocketknives at camp after that #one of the leaders hated me. told me i looked miserable all the time and didnt like that i was vegetarian #but its fine bc he was a dick. made us clean his car okce because it was a “learning experience” #my parents paid for me to go to scouts #i talk to none of the people from there anymore #oh and the majority of the boys had a weird obsession with my sister. and would ask me how to talk to her #i think it really shaped me as a person tbh

[thatonceandfutureprat]

My mom, who visits Iceland every year, really wants to go with me too. I, on the other hand, don’t because she already goes every year.

She’ll start acting like a tour guide and knows exactly where she wants to go, which takes the joy away for me.

Whiiiich is why, when a friend went ‘hey I’m putting something together, wanna come with?’ I was like ‘brb, buying a ticket!’

See, I’d much rather take her to Denmark, something I’ve wanted to do since last year but she keeps finding excuses (like ‘wouldn’t you rather go to Iceland?’). Neutral ground for the both of us! Yay!

#first my eye operation in two weeks #and when I’ve healed it all over for you bitches #no wait wrong meme #but yeah #now I can actually manipulate her into FINALLY going to Denmark #I’ve got a hotel lined up and everything #dad’s offered his car #let’s go alreadyyyyy #Iceland is also really exciting BUT I don’t know what we’re doing yet #apparently so far it involves hot springs #sheep and colouring wool #baking bread in the ground #and we’re also riding horses somewhere #not certain yet #and if it fall through somehow….well! I’ll still have a ticket so 👍 #I’m going either way #I say the riding horses so casually but you need to know that we’re friends BECAUSE of them #important detail

[batemanofficial]

pastry chef at work talks a lot of big game for somebody who doesn't even make her own tart shells 🫢

#speak friend and enter #she treats me like i don't understand how dairy works (spoils if it gets hot) and like. i do of course i do im not stupid #but this woman keeps making dishes that are supposed to be served at room temp that GO BAD if they're stored AT SERVING TEMP #like girl. come on. #she also can't figure out that her fry dough has wayyyyy too much fat in it bc it keeps falling apart in the fryer #like if you're that married to the recipe let me bake it!! it'll crisp up if it's baked!! #or use a wonton recipe if you really want it crispy AND fried. not that hard. use less butter. in everything

[beepbeepdespair]

GOD i wish i had the power and/or contacts to get people performance roles. there's a busker out today and she is one of the best fucking singers i have ever heard i'm not joking. she did i will always love you and i cried in a shop bc it was so beautiful. someone needs to put her in their musical right now

#i really hope she gets scouted by someone i just wish i'd had more than 20p on me to give her... #today has been so mad i also fistbumped a guy who was collecting for a charity for young people's mental health #again didn't have much on me but next time i see him i'll give them something bc mentally ill young people!! that's me!!! #there was also a guy who had a very good voice and was amazing at the guitar like people are expected to be normal about this??? #also also theres a bus driver on the bus and he reminds me of rowan from bake off. miss u babe :( #AND the person on the bus in front of me looks like my doppelganger. and my bestie thought they saw me in boots #and there was someone at the bus stop with a pansexual badge and the 'you are safe with me' one david tennant has #AND i have the cinema tomorrow and the christmas garden centre thursday. and nella left the jungle today #HOLY SHIT everything is happening today #i keep bursting into tears randomly someone help #beep beep gets personal #personal #textpost #text post #singing #singer #music #musician #busker #i will always love you #theres a loud child on the bus again gdi

[anotherfuckingmarvelfanaccount]

Phil’s Birthday

Imagine?? Two fics in one day????? Wow, the things that can happen when there’s something called motivation.

Pairing(s): Phil Coulson x Reader

Warnings: baker!reader, reader owns a bakery with her best friend. Y/B/F/N is “Your Best Friend’s Name”. fluffy reader and phil. reader essentially bribes steve into letting phil off work early by promising to make him and bucky cake. it’s shorter than a lot of what i write, but it’s cool. holy shit, this is so fucking fluffy. i actually don’t even know if i did swear in this, but it’s a standing warning.

Word Count: 1347

Summary: For Phil’s birthday, you decide you want to spend some time with your husband, so you make a phone call, and voila, dinner and dessert for two at home.

It was almost your husband, Phil Coulson’s birthday, and he had been so busy at SHIELD, that you had barely seen him in a week. You knew how he got at this time of year, always having hated his birthday, but having paid attention to Captain Rogers’ every year. Especially after he was found in the ice, the two of them were actually quite close. 

Knowing that you may not even see Phil on his birthday, you decided not to make dinner reservations, but you did make a call to Captain Rogers, or Steve (as he insisted you call him), to tell him that it was Phil’s birthday, and that you would really appreciate it if you could see him today.

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“Hello?” Steve asked, answering the phone. “Who is this?”

“Hi, Captain Rogers. I’m Y/N Coulson, Phil’s wife-” You started.

“Phil has a wife?” He asked incredulously.

“Yes, he does. I know he doesn’t talk about me for good reason, he doesn’t want me to be a target if anything were to happen. What he’s also not going to tell you is that today is his birthday. Please don’t make a big deal over it, but it would be really nice if he could be home tonight, at least just so I can see him?” You requested, hoping Phil wasn’t just avoiding his birthday like usual.

“Of course, Mrs. Coulson, the Captain's orders will be to go home and spend some quality time with his wife.”

“Thank you, Captain. And please, call me Y/N.”

“I will call you Y/N only if you call me Steve. And I promise that Phil will be home tonight. If he won’t leave, I’ll put him on a week’s suspension so that he’ll finally go home and rest.”

You laughed, knowing how much of a workaholic Phil was, even if he never wanted to tell you what was really happening other than what you saw on the news. “Thank you, Steve. Really, and happy belated birthday, by the way. I made the cake that Phil brought in for you.”

“Sounds like I should be the one thanking you, Y/N, that cake was delicious, Bucky and I are still trying to save it.”

“No, please, enjoy it. I’ll hand deliver more cake anytime you want. I own the bakery just down the street from SHIELD headquarters, but don’t tell Phil I told you that.”

Steve chuckled, not wanting to take you up on your offer, always the gentleman. “Have you ever made a cake with plums in it?”

“I have.”

“Would you mind dropping one off next week? Plums are Bucky’s favourite.”

“Anything for Captain America and the former Winter Soldier, or Steve and Bucky.”

“Thank you, Y/N. I’ll speak to Phil.”

“Thank you Steve.” You said, hanging up.

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You had gotten a text later from Steve saying that Phil had agreed to leave early so that the two of you would actually get to spend some time together. So, naturally, you decided to leave your bakery in the capable hands of your second-in-command and best friend, to go home early and make a lovely birthday dinner for your husband. Of course, planning to make his favourite dinner with his favourite wine, followed by his favourite flavour of cake with his favourite icing, and to top the night off, it will probably be more wine, followed by a sloppy makeout session, and cuddles in bed while the two of you talk until you fall asleep. If you’re lucky, you’ll wake up in the morning and he won’t have left for work yet, but you haven’t had one of those mornings in a very long time.

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“Honey, I’m home- Did you make my favourite?” Phil asked, walking in on you icing his cake while you were keeping dinner warm in the oven.

“Favourite dinner is in the oven, favourite wine is chilling in the fridge, favourite cake with favourite icing on top, and your favourite person in your favourite dress. Happy birthday, honey.”

“Thank you, sweetheart. And I’m sorry I haven’t been here much over the past couple of weeks. You know how work gets this time of year.”

“I do. And I know how you feel about your birthday. That’s why there’s no fancy dinner reservations, just you and me, and we don’t even have to sit at the kitchen table if you don’t want to. We can sit on the couch with our dinner and wine, I can serve the cake up after, and then I can get you all soapy in the shower because I know how much you love it when I wash your hair for you.”

Phil looked at you like the embodiment of the heart-eyed emoji, visibly softening after his day. “I’m sorry I’m not here, honey. I am. Thank you for doing all of this for me.”

“It’s okay, Phil. I told you when I married you that I was okay with you working long hours because I do too.”

Phil pulled the wine out of the fridge, poured you each a glass, and sat down at the set table, waiting for you to sit with him, knowing that if he tried to pull dinner out of the oven, you’d smack him upside the head with your oven mitts. “So did you close up early today then?”

You placed dinner on the table between the two of you, motioning for Phil to grab a serving. “Left it with Y/B/F/N, she’s perfectly capable without me supervising. Also, if I were to drop something off for Captain Rogers and Sergeant Barnes, where would I go for that?”

“You’d take it up to their floor of Stark Tower, since that’s where SHIELD is operating from. Why do you ask?”

“Steve and I now have a standing deal that I’ll make him and Bucky cake whenever they want so they won’t have to ration it out like they currently are with Steve’s birthday cake from earlier this week. Bucky likes plums, so Steve would like a plum cake next week as a surprise.”

“And what do you get in exchange for this?”

You chuckled, taking a sip of your wine. “I’m sure, the two of them being 40s gentlemen, will insist on paying me. I won’t charge them full-price though, and my only request will be that I get to spend some time with my lovely husband occasionally.”

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After dinner, you were right. You and Phil had cake, where you insisted on singing Happy Birthday to him before he blew out the candles and told him to make a wish. The two of you started watching a shitty romcom on the TV before deciding to have a slightly tipsy sloppy makeout session. Then, you washed his hair for him in the shower, and the two of you talked in bed until you eventually fell asleep curled up to his side.

In the morning, you woke up to find yourself still curled up to Phil, despite the fact that it was later in the morning and his alarm surely should’ve gone off by now. Looking around dazed, you vaguely wondered if he had died in his sleep and that was why he hadn’t gone to work. But he was still warm, you could still hear his heart beating, and his chest was still rising and falling under your head.

“I called in sick today and texted Y/B/F/N that you weren’t coming in either. You’re right, honey. We do need to spend time together instead of always working. We got married because we love each other, not because we wanted the benefits of being married in New York.” Phil told you, planting a kiss on the top of your head.

“Can we stay in bed a little longer?” You mumbled. “I’m tired.”

“We were up late last night talking, you can go back to sleep, honey. I’ll be here when you wake up.” He told you, softly stroking your cheek until your breath evened out listening to the sound of his heartbeat.

#reader insert #baker!reader #reader owns a bakery with her best friend #phil coulson x reader #phil coulson x baker!reader #reader calls steve to get phil off of work early #then she cooks and bakes for him #then they're just really fluffy #big time fluff in this one #also wow look at me go #two posts in one day #when was the last time that happened #okay #enough tags now? #i'm really bad at this whole 'tagging' business #but i think i got everything

[artificerstimetable]

So uhhh hilda ocs yo

#ik it doesnt make sense but hilda saw random child in woods and said #'youre my friend (sibling) now! lets bake soft tacos :)))' #and since then my little shit aka callum #has decided it is his hashtag sworn duty to ensure the safety of hilda and everything she cares abt even at the cost of himself #hes like 15 and actually not that nervous around people #just very paranoid for the safety of others (mostly hilda) #bro sees david and is terrified david will contract 1200 diseas from bug #definitely was more chill away from trolberg but #now that hes in trolberg theres so much random stuff he cannot understand social cues understanding words processing quickly!! #very attatched to hilda and feels somewhat #in debt to her #and johanna #he doesnt really like going outside in trolberg was much more attatched to the forest #callum does NOT trust easily but if theyre friends with hilda he is okay with them #does not like tontu especially after the stone forest #callum's full name is sposed to be Callum Calyx and he was a fucked up dwarf bug hybrid because i was normal about stardew valley and hollo #w knight but now hes being thrown into hilda series and i am NORMAL about this #hilda #hilda netflix #hilda series #what if i killed him a bit #hilda oc #also this drawing kinda ass i dont like hilda's hand #also callum's design is ass i crave redesign #we really want the comics AAAA #also definitrly feels a bit bitter towards hilda for the stone forest stuff said to johanna but eventually is just worried for both of them #dibujo

[wiinterbunny]

🧸

#tomorrow's gonna be the worst birthday every fr #i was gonna bake a cake - which i havent had in 5 years.. but bc of gallstones i cant have cake #i cant really eat anything :(( so that's boring </3 #also since im poor i cant afford to go to the cinema or like literally anywhere else #i wanted to visit my grandma but she's sick so we cant. and i literally have no one else to visit or meet #my sisters arent talking to me so they wont.. talk to me tmrw either. wont congratulate me #i have no friends to hang out with or talk to. #no one will wish me a happy birthday except my mom #ijust feel so fkn lonely and insignificant #i try to pretend idb abt my birthdaybut the truth is i do. and i fantasize abt it being important to someone else as well #i just wanna be important and mean smth to someone :((( #it really doesnt help that i cant eat at all #last year was rough too but i had lots of coffee and chocolate treats during the day which helped my mood a lot #and now i dont have anyone at all to talk to so like.. yeah i feel so lonely #and someone i thought was my friend blocked me without explanation a few days ago #and i wanted to at least chat with her a bit #but she proved that i mean nothing to her. did she lie to me? was everything she said just lies.... #idk

[lady-merian]

one interesting thing about my OCs is that Merian could bake well but not cook well, and Erandir could cook well but not bake well.

Similarly, You’d *think* Caliam would just get Raya to do it and Raya would be shoving him out of the kitchen because she wants some peace while she does, but actually Caliam would be the one likely to experiment with different recipes in a scientific manner for the best bread while Raya is experimenting chaotically with different recipes for stir fry and soup.

Arric and Wynn are both adequate though not spectacular at either.

None of this matters to the plots (I think) but it’s important to me that you all know this

#Am I procrastinating still on my Inklings Challenge story? #Maaayyybe #My ocs #It’s really just about how they approach recipes and rules #Merian is largely a by-the-book character #Erandir is an if-it-works-do-it character #But while Raya is almost chaotic (in a good way) with a knack for flavor combinations she’s otherwise somewhere in between Erandir and Meri #Merian when it comes to instructions #While Caliam wants to specialize (catch him staying up to the wee hours to research *everything* there is to know about sourdough #Before he even starts) #(Some of this only applies to the modern AU) #Arric and Wynn have to be pretty competent actually but they don’t do it for enjoyment whereas Erandir (though he *also* has to be) #Enjoys cooking to a larger degree than either do and he also has something of a knack #Caliam probably wouldn’t be too bad at cooking either tbh but his sister loves it more #She’s also trying to improve her baking but is careful not to encroach on Caliam’s territory #Neither of them have seriously discussed this it’s just understood #I love these guys so much

[freak60000]

idk if we can say apex mobile images confirm anything but i KNEW the legends had a holiday potluck. IIIIII knew it . infodump —vvv

#i know what type of shit they’d all bring too. FOR SURE !! #mirage i think obv brings some kind of pork (pork chop. or whatever . #but i also think he’d make a killer pasta salad #and ummm pathfinder duh. leviathan stew. What else. maybe she bakes smt sweet as well #lifeline i think would make tamales & bacalao w octane and they’d bring those #she’d also bake cookies and maybe a little cake #wattson and gibraltar prepare the turkey together (disaster but gibraltar keeps it together) #wattsy also bring latkas and applesauce #fuse was originally making the turkey but he fucked it up bad and set everything on fire so gibbs and watts took over #newcastle gets bangalore to make sticky toffee pudding with him (family recipe that she never liked) #caustic brings mash potatoes. not much but he’s caustic . so (they still taste good) #hound bringing a very well done and decorated rack of some creature meat (it’s definitely delicious though #wraith bakes a pie with wattson a few days before holidays probably #rampart also brings a pie or maybe mathri……….ouuugh mathri…..(wants some) #loba makes creme de papaya and a christmas cake with valkyrie and horizon also helps #seer makes stuffing and catalyst also makes stuffing and they are both really good so they don’t get mad about it #i feel like maggie could make a good nut roast.. if they even let her in the kitchen #vantage and her make a nut roast. why not #and vantage’s mom always prepared yuca around the holidays so she HAS to bring it. or else #pathfinder also decorates for the potluck btw. gibraltar and wattson help also #crypto ash and revenant don’t bring anything . crypto because he doesn’t like to cook and ash and revenant because they suck. ❤️ #sorry i needed to share my truth #apex legends

[silverselfshippingchaos]

brb on my way to kiss her directly on the lips-

#blushy a.qua is so adorable aksjajwj #it's really cute how easily flustered she is #oh also. i have really long hair yeah? goes all the way down my back #i've lowkey been thinking about cutting a lot of it off #i can't tell if it's the bad mental health worms talking #or a.qua's influence talking- #okay listen. in my humble defense. she has really cool hair- #she just has a really cool everything #goodness i love her so much #also learning that she's good at baking gets me a lot more blushy than i wanna admit aksjaksj i do quite like sweets- #ash rambles 💚 #i love my girlfrriieennddd

[piratadelamor]

literally what can you do when you have a natural face expression that people read as cold and arrogant. im not changing my style to make up for it either i've also heard comments about my boots and about me wearing black or having tattoos or having short hair or whatever. why the fuck these people are always judging me for my appearence instead of simply talking to me. i've been hearing this since i was 14 i thought something could change but more than 10 years later people are still telling me the same things that always hurt me!!!!

#i dont fucking get it!!!!!!!!!! #yall want me to walk around in a flower dress wearing a fucking free hugs sign on my neck???????? #am i just unlikable? i dont understand bc i hear these things not from strangers or people that wish me harm but from my own friends!!! #people who like me!!! it so weird i dont know how to deal with it i never learned how!!! #fuck everything i think im going back to therapy #idk i wanna make new friends that look at me and say hey this person seems cool! i wanna talk to her! #not people who think damn look at this bitch. to then become friends with me and basically tell this to my face?? #i distanced myself from a friend that made fun of me for not being receptive enough to unexpected hugs and kept hugging me in front of ppl #saying lmao seeee??? she's totally uncomfortable!!!! #like OH MY GOD. #meanwhile i was asking my grandma for help to bake her her favorite cake for her birthday #idk im fucking hurt. i dont like being seen as someone i'm not. i dont like feeling like i push people away from me #this really hurts