#i should be studying but instead im doing this

[hiemaldesirae]

Thorn here:

Oh...ohhh!! Vox arrives in hell but instead of legs he just has a Shark's tail! He has a TV head and a Shark's tail and Alastor is instantly smitten.

He gathers this new sinner up, protectively taking him to his house/radio tower and setting up aquarium and putting Vox in it, eyes warm.

Vox isn't amused. Why is this weird stag demon nuzzling him and calling him his muse? Vox is no one's anything!

Alastor adores how his muse attempts to shock him! (He has to buy shock resistant glass and he learns Vox does much better in salt water then fresh-(he brutally killed the Imps at the pet store that told him sharks would do fine in fresh water. His poor mate's gills were messed up for days!)) He is a bit irritated on how His beloved muse prefers only fish (fish sinners, but what his precious mate doesn't know won't hurt him)) but he can get past it.

HAS NO ONE TAUGHT ALASTOR NOT TO PICK UP RANDOM ANIMALS HE SEES ON THE STREET ????????? oh my god . this little FREAK i cannot believe he sees a pretty fish on the street and immediately takes him home. i really want to pry his head open and study him

i might snatch this concept to make mermay oneshots if ur okay w that btw. and im STILL working on the killer au i prommy i just have. wayyy too many wips and work to do irl lmfao. but for now. Snippet of writing because i love you /p(arasocial and platonic) (that first part is a joke. legally)

"You still haven't told me why you decided to keep me," Vox frowns as he hangs over the edge of the tank, watching Alastor steadily as he prepares a cut of sinner meat for the shark demon.

"Frankly, my dear, it was a burst of sudden inspiration on my part," Alastor hums. "It isn't every day you see someone as unique-looking as you, after all!"

"Is this about the TV head?" Vox frowns deeper.

"Well, not exactly--"

"It's about the TV head, isn't it?" Vox ducks underneath the water of his tank when Alastor doesn't reply, taking the others silence as an affirmative answer.

The deer demon sighs as his companion's body slowly becomes too ensconced in the murky depths of the tank for him to properly monitor, focusing his efforts back on making sure the fish sinner's corpse was prepared properly for Vox to ingest easily. Keeping a pet was much harder than Rosie had made it out to be- but in fairness, it was a burden he had decided to take upon himself.

After all, the day that Vox had appeared in Hell, it had been *his* arms that the sinner had fallen into- a stroke of luck, truly, as he had been vicariously gesturing to Rosie the motions he'd made for a recent and more theatrical hunt and been in *just* the right position to catch the poor dear- which was clearly a sign that Vox was meant to be his. And now, with the fascinating darling having been swimming around in the expansive tank of his living room for more than six months now, Alastor could confidently say that he had never made a choice more correct in his life.

Well, maybe not. Killing his father in cold blood had also been a pretty correct choice- maybe he should amend that to *afterlife*? Yes, that would work.

Alastor hums as he finishes the plating of the fish sinner, turning around to the tank with the finished meal in hand. He knocks on the glass wall- not expecting an answer, he goes to place the tray down next to the little window next to the bubble of air, only to be met with a much more- *human* looking face than expected.

Two glowing eyes, one the striking blue of larimar and another the rich brown of axinite, meet Alastor's own. Glowing marks stripe along the remarkably human face, as the shark sinner in front of him grins nervously. "I got rid of the TV. Will you let me go now?"

Alastor blinks.

Once, then twice. In the silence, he can see the nervous hopefulness on the demon's face flicker slightly as he breathes slowly, carefully setting the tray of food aside as he traces the outline of the other's face in the glass.

"Let you go, my dear? ...Oh, dear. I think I've been quite misconstrued. You aren't going anywhere, my lovely siren."

#ran rambles #hazbin hotel #general asks #radiostatic #chai writes

[yuneu]

my little princesona

#i should be studying but instead im doing this

[guiiay]

quanxi

#the heart's for u <3 #(if ur a man no its not sorry its for me instead) #ANYWAYS thats it. quanxi. the whole post what more can i say #i wont her. like i said i couldnt draw gpm!quanxi just Once like her in a suit just does things to me i guess #tumblr folks get to see this first because i love u #yes i know what i was doing with the hand #quanxi #quanxi csm #chainsaw man #csm #art tag #fanart #first post of 2023 and its of a lesbian so true tama as it should be #chainsaw man art #OH YEAH this is very much a leyendecker study #i wish i was him rendering this was so. void noises but enjoy! im so talkative sorry

[vse-kar-vem]

inspired by the tweet under the cut and whoever came up with the jance nerd x bad boy au here !!! (srry it's 3 am too tired to check)

#SORRRYYY my physical incapibility to draw a jan continues .... #joker out #jan peteh #nace jordan #jance #my art #vee vkv! you ask. i thought you had exams! are you already done? why are you up at three am! #wow! i answer. you remembered! i still have exams. in fact i will be having 4 in a row mon-thurs! i have barely studied! instead i am up #at ungodly hours drawing jo fanart. i will actually have to study tomorrow </3 gonna jump off a cliff #AND IM SICK . so me and kris are kinda twinning rn hehehehahaha #no but seriously im also not allowed to take any sick days off cuz exams #so i should really be in bed rn resting and recovering! gn #this isnt even GOOD what am i doing w my life :sob:

[wawataka]

i drew this instead of studying for my midterm

#i made this post. instead of studying for my midterm #speaking of #i should do that now #that’s. that’s today #look at my lawyer dawg im going to jail #mob psycho 100 #mp100 #reigen arataka #roshuuto douzen #reishuuto #(???) #cnp art #guns

[bahoreal]

doing some studies of my favourite ben horrible histories lewks. i keep making his hats taller. at least im having fun.

#ben willbond #horrible histories #when they put him in a tall hat i start banging my fists on the table and yelling TALLER. TALLER. like a medieval king #ive been travelling and had downtime but was toooo tired to write so. doing ben studies instead. #the tall crown ones are my favourites the lighting was so muah #im still struggling with his face i dont even know whyyyyy #the shapes just dont shape #maybe i should do a full colour study ragh #.jmade

[tiny-planet-13]

ohmygodohmygodohmygod I forgot tsc was out today plsss ;-; just got back from an eight hour round road trip and passed the fuck out so now I gotta speedrun my reread because I'm still only on tfc oml I hope the spoiler etiquette is good you guys I'm so excited

#literally running on fumes and a dream rn #does it matter that i have uni work that i definitely should be doing instead of this #hell id happily fail my degree for aftg #(this is a joke) #(i need to pass im supposed to be studying abroad next year) #aftg #all for the game #aftg series #nora sakavic #the foxhole court #the sunshine court #jerejean #jean moreau #jeremy knox #neil josten

[jade-of-mourning]

"what a shitbagning brotherband" - erak starfucker 645 C.E.

and i was like oh yeah, i've gotta focus on my schoolwork, i'm not gonna procrastinate anymore, and i put this dumb shit off for all of two(?) mildly miserable days and oh fuck i have a test tomorrow. im coping shut up

i based this off of this lovely fabulous insanely Tasty art from this super cool brotherband instagram-er that i stumbled upon so the words are mixed from flonkerton and the op. all credit to op i literally had that tab open staring at it trying to suck their artistic talent into my soul.

i did a lydia atlatl doodle to make up for this i miss her

don't question what ulf and wulf are doing in the background i geniunely don't know and i cant'd raw people interacting???? why are they the only part of this drawing i actually despise but was too lazy to redraw &lt;;/3

sorry bout the incredibly low quality here's full res

oh also here's the atlatl lydia doodle i might clean it up and post it later idk

i've become such a tumblr artist courtesy of these mad brainrots that i don't think i can draw anything properly ever again uh

also sorry to those rotting in my inbox i love you guys and it's on the way i swear after i finish this test and that lit book and that other test and ah fuck seven assignments and textbook chapter and uh </3

#brotherband #brotherband chronicles #hal mikkelson #edvin brotherband #ulf and wulf #stefan brotherband #ingvar brotherband #stig olafson #jesper brotherband #lychee's trash art #the herons #listening to fuckin aishite x3 of all the songs while writing this #i feel likeiv'e deteriorated as a person over the past few days #so tired hhhhahsjfhaskdhhhhh #i'm always lke im taking four aps instead of five aps because i'm not stupid #and then i proceed to spend 20 hours doing percussion a week lmfao #guys i just started up the club i run at middle school again and i lost so many braincells #and i realized that i totally forgot how to teach anything feels bad #i should really get back to writing up that study guide uhh #anyway ignore the tags huh what huh what

[orchestrated-haunting]

got possessed by the urge to draw achilles again

as time progresses i worry i am in fact an achilles girlie (nah i just hate beards because i still haven't figured out how i wanna do them in my style)

#in my mind achilles doesnt really tan and instead he just gets more and more freckley the more he's outside #something something... reminiscent of sand on a beach... something something thetis #also ignore that i didnt draw him im armor... i was lazy #man i should be studying for an exam #side note thinking about doing an iliad/odyssey movie binge at some point because what else am i gonna do over spring break? #tagamemnon #the iliad #homer's iliad #achilles #achilles fanart #orchestrated art

[elegyofthemoon]

motivation where have you gone :(

#i ah #i have no motivation to do any studying despite not studying for the past like two days askldjfalkh #ive been too sleep deprived the last two days to focus so i just figured its better to sleep/rest instead #but now that its a full day im like :I hmmm this doesnt seem like fun #which is silly because i actually really like respiratory lmao #i dont mind doing questions for resp because its not too bad #but my problem is the energy it takes to take notes is whats making it Tiring #if i could id just skim instead and then move on but if i do that i wouldnt remember anything alksjdfha #maybe i should make a list of things i could do with my breaks #ill try to also do the timer thingy too #im just :( can i go play my viddygames instead why is studying so hard and such a long process aslkdjhfal #im at least in a better mood though!! im happy at least with that but also i am very sleepy bzzztbzzt #snow speaks

[caffeinatedopossum]

I don't understand why it's generally not socially acceptable to recognize your good qualities. Like I don't understand why it's bad to be a show-off or a know-it-all or to brag. Like I think most people know "those things = bad" but not why.

It also seems like people are always either waaaaay into one end of the scale where they are just so unbearably full of themselves and have preposterously high self esteem (and most people act like this is fine too? Like a lot of celebrities and white men specifically seem to be like this) and I don't understand why so many people respect them then. Or they're the complete opposite with self esteem way too low despite the fact that they have redeeming qualities.

I feel like maybe the reason it's considered bad to brag is because you might 'make' other people feel inadequate but see that seems like a stupid reason to me because the problem then is not that you stated an opinion of your own self worth but is actually that everyone else is conditioned to compare themselves to each other in a very unhealthy way. And I think instead of discouraging people from opening up about what they take pride in, what they like about themselves, what makes them feel happy or content or confident, maybe we could just be discouraging people from viewing those things as personal threats? Idk just trying to formulate some thoughts on this

#idk why but this feels like a very convoluted topic #like so many people are probably coming from different starting positions on this than i am and im afraid that might #make it be misinterpreted or something #like i feel like there definitely is a balance where some self esteem is too little and some is too much #it just feels like it is exceedingly rare to find anyone with ideal realistic self esteem and idk why #i also dont mean this in a way to say that every action is the responsibility of the people taking offense either #because obviously thats not how that works. its understandable to demand a certain amount of respect #and to accept that your words (even the ones you say about yourself) could negatively impact other people #and thats not necessarily on them for being defensive #idk social concepts are strange and foreign to me so im still figuring this stuff out and through an autistic lense to boot #so sometimes i feel a bit like im conducting a study or an experiment more than writing a blog post #im just trying to understand people because i need to #it seems like the overwhelming majority of allistics have absolutely no interest in why they do the things that they do #so i have to go around experimenting instead of asking direct questions about this stuff #because when i do ask direct questions they look at me like i just asked them if the sky is actually blue or if its just gasses up there #in case you are not the most common dimwit. the sky is both of those things. however when you ask someone a question #phrased like that about a topic they dont want to admit they dont know about. they will usually avoid the question or answer absurdly #its actually kinda funny you should try it sometime #now im distracted because i dont know enough about how the sky works and i need to know #anyways gonna go down a research rabbit hole methinks

[todayisafridaynight]

twitter goin through my old aoki posts and girls i miss aokiposting....

#snap chats #he's my modern day tohru adachi tbh i need to draw him being silly and goofy while being aware of His Horrors #im listening to that 10 hour mario video and ngl its been an hour and this is like Lofi Beats To Study To for me #it's also how i feel whenever i think of aoki <3 and the arakawas but this aint bout them #i should draw masato again... or aoki.... maybe i should draw them BOTH... #i should show off his lung surgery scars again. smile :) #not for stream tomorrow. or maybe for stream tomorrow. idk theres a lot i wanna draw #i kinda wanted to draw tsuruno tomorrow or at least do some expression sketches #oh no im spoiling the stream plans </3 im fickle anyway LOL we'll see #i'll prob just do a bunch of quick sketches instead of one big piece i NEEEEED to draw for enrichment or ill explode #too many things ive wanted to draw this week and no time...

[local-magpie]

the new oc is coming together. serial killer who became part demonic from eating demons, accidentally got magically bound to serve... another oc im still working on. other oc is very average and not prepared for dealing with. all this.

#pulling some inspo from fate where theres a whole mage society obsessed with power and magical studies but hidden from mundane society #instead of the whole summoning servants to fight in a one time grudge match to the death #its more like. common to bind existing powerful supernatural beings #for power/mage political struggles #mundane guy accidentally interrupted a binding ritual and this guy took his opportunity to get bonded to a weakling nobody pushover instead #thinking the original ritual was his ex girlfriend and he was like. absolutely not #(dont worry they would have kind of deserved each other. unhinged 4 unhinged) #but yeah the plan is to kill mundane guy. then its put off bc its so east he can do it any time right #and then eventually its like well ok its more convenient for me to already be bonded- #im a sucker for evil characters accidentally caring about someone more than they should #yelling at the void #hyperionskies draws #i dont remember my tag ill look later and fix it

[eggbagelz]

Oh btw im writing my first ged test tomorrow. Wish me luck

#it's language arts tho so i should be fine. ive never failed that #''shouldn't you be asleep rn'' i slept for a solid 24 hours. #anyway im scheduling these tests over the next three weeks so i can actually start the application process for #university so. again. wish me luck. #im not too worried abt social studies if im being honest? and theres parts of science im good at like im pretty good at bio #but oh lord anything involving formulas and equations. screwed. #chattering #think im gonna doodle now instead of actually doing anything productive GEIWHEM #also whats cool abt the ged is that ill get my results like a day after writing which is nice bc i HATE waiting

[spinoff-antithesis]

RATING: G RELATIONSHIP: Female Pokedex Holder Blue | Green & Silver (Pokemon) SUMMARY: green feels that she has a lot to apologize for. silver, on the other hand, doesn't know how to explain to his sister that he doesn't blame her for anything. EXTENDED SUMMARY:

“I’m proud of you. I don’t know what all happened on your journey,” she starts, looking back at the direction they’re taking, “and I wish you would’ve contacted me before you started working with Lance, but you made it out in one piece and better than I could’ve ever hoped for. I’m just sorry I wasn’t able to be there more for you.”

Silver stares at the back of her head, walking on autopilot.

He wants to tell her that she’s done enough, that he’s sorry for never reaching out until they ran into each other by pure chance. That he’s thankful for her and keeping him together in one piece when they were no more than children and that he wants to get stronger to protect her and keep her from ever having to go through something like losing her family again.

Instead, what he says instead is, “Why did you leave me that night?”

#pokemon adventures #pokemon special #pokespe #trainer green #rival silver #THEY ARE SIBLINGS YOUR HONOR I LOVE THEM SO BADLY OH MY GOD #also yeah. i listened to christmas kids on loop half the time i wrote this. rest of the time it was the playlist #(mostly sisters + i know the end though) anyway i love doing character studies #i wanted to do more on their like. trauma etc etc and like healing from it but got this instead. the edit i made is closer to trauma stuff. #which honestly kinda works. but like. yeah idk idk if u like pokespe.... and green & silver siblings..... you should read the fic....... #it's also the first one-shot i've completed in like two years...... so........... #definitely also meant to post this like two days ago but its fine its fine im queue'ing it now to post at noon #anyway thinking too hard abt this song & how it fits with the masked children. specifically green and silver. #my writing #also im rereading yellow and im just kinda like. giggling a bit. green doesnt like the elite four so silver working with lance is always #kinda funny to me. green voice “yeah i think theyre the ones who kidnapped me” silver working with lance who only uses dragons “x to doubt” #also. giggles excitedly i love writing in second person and the flashbacks are in second person. i will not apologize. its FUN

[starphobe]

fh fandom back to wishing death on a fictional teenager for being mentally ill and not learning how to cope with that in a healthy way. what else is new

#do i think klck is correct? no #do i think a fandom full of grown adults should stop holding this (manipulated) (not sound of mind) teenager to wack standards? ya #like.... some of you are... how do i say this.... ~projecting~ #and dont get me wrong this isnt me trying to say shes some kind of innocent misunderstood blorbo 🥺🥺🥺 #i think shes a freak and a cunt. but im going to be normal about it and NOT say that she deserves to be killed (????) #pre-overtaking she was clearly aware that her behavior wasn't healthy #the fact she even went to jawbone at all (and was honest with him!) proves that imo #personally i feel like she might be neurodivergent -> struggling with knowing which rules to break and which ones to not #we literally JUST had an episode where the principal of AAA told students to their face that studying and working hard is dumb #i think kipperlilly came to aguefort. couldn't get a grip on what they Actually wanted from her #(parents went to mumple. she couldnt have been prepared for aguefort) #and out of frustration she fixated on people who were doing well and compared herself to them #and the only major surface difference she could find? tragic backstories #it only makes sense that she'd assume that THAT is what was missing. her inability to adapt to AAA was out of her control #so instead of blaming smth abstract (neurodivergence/other mental illness) #this single. concrete. and obvious difference is way easier to latch on to #but yeah. imo she just reads as someone super neurodivergent who received No Help because she 'made do' #and when thrown into a situation that required a skillset she wasn't born with. she shut down and got defensive #noone is born wanting to die yadda yadda #i think it's very interesting that when jawbone turned the question around on her (asking what SHE could do to get better) #she got quiet and awkward #its almost like she was trying her best? and just couldn't figure out where to go next? #and OH would you look at that. jace offering her a trip to the mountains of chaos. for a ~super dangerous adventure~ #🙄 #anyway. #awfully convenient. isn't it. #this has been me. having takes on ms goldendoodle shibainu #goodnight everyone (its noon) #not tagging this out of fear of the *** stans out there who will not stop taking things personally