#i think my brain is broken

[issylra]

Square: B4 - Saliva Rating: Explicit Word Count: ~2,300 Ship(s): Dream of the Endless | Morpheus/Hob Gadling Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Additional Tags: Retired Dream of the Endless | Morpheus, Post-Canon, Developing Relationship, First Time Blow Jobs, Fluff and Smut, Humor, Teasing, Dorks In Love

"Would you allow me?" Hob has to swallow down the "yes, anything" that immediately threatens to fall from his mouth. "Allow you?" Dream looks up at him, even while his hands continue touching. There's a promise there, a determined spark in his eye that makes Hob feel just a little like cornered prey. "To practice," Dream says. "On you."

fill for @dreamlingbingo.

[AO3]

#dream x hob #dreamling #dreamling bingo #retired dream au #*mine: fic #this is such sappy garbage #but i had way too much fun writing it #i think my brain is broken

[robot-roadtrip-rants]

So Joytoy just announced Horus and Abaddon models and I--

I just--

AAAAAA THEY'RE TOO CUTE! LOOKIT THEM! SO ANGEY!! AWW THEY DECORATED THEIR ARMOR WITH LIL SPIKES! TOO PRECIOUS!!

OMG DADDY-SON OUTING! DADDY-SON OUTING! THEY'VE GOT EACH OTHER'S BACKS AND EVERYTHING! JUST A DAD AND A SON BONDING OVER DESTROYING THE IMPERIUM! TOO PRECIOUS!

#warhammer 40k #horus lupercal #abaddon the despoiler #i think my brain is broken

[smallfrogpleasedtomeetyou]

im like 87% sure Viggo never canonically found out about Hiccup’s flight suit but can you imagine his reaction like 

Viggo: haha we finally shot hiccup off his dragon >:D

Hiccup: *flies*

Viggo: WHAT IN THE HOLY HELL-

#i think my brain is broken #anyway #httyd #rtte #incorrect rtte quotes #viggo grimborn #hiccup horrendous haddock lll

[rogueddie]

.

#I think my brain is broken #all I wanna do is write my bb #bc I have an artist to impress so I'm all motivated #but also I don't want to write #asdfdsasd sos

[mooshkat]

hey how the fuck have I managed to write any of my fics ever

#trying to write a kinkley one and im so excited for the ship but!!! i can't manage anything good #or i hate literally anything i put on the page #i think my brain is Broken #shut up moosh.vnt #new 🍃 vape pls save me

[yes-i-exist-shutup]

A few weeks ago when I was writing my English exam, there was a question written

“write a letter as Kamini/Kamal”

I thought it meant KAMINI as in the insult कमीनी instead of the the name KAAMINI कामिनी (hope I’m spelling these right) I legit thought it asked me to write a letter where my name is bitch 😭😭😭

#desiblr #MAIN KYA ULTA SIDHA SOCHTI HU 😭😭 #I think my brain is broken #why woudl i think that

[sibelin]

it's very funny to me that singers/musicians get increasingly sexier if i listen and like their music long enough

#i think my brain is broken #i feel like it's usually the other way around?? i may be wrong #also i usually don't care until i'm already obsessed with the music #not that it's better ofc but weird yk #talking to myself

[emerald-dragonflame]

I am either a half or a third of the way done with Bruce's reference sheet. I don't know if I'm spending too much time on this, or not enough. This man is equally the simplest and most complex SOB that I've ever created. I've literally only just finished what his body type looks like, and this ref sheet is already more complex than the ones I made for Garden of Sandstorms.

Which is probably a good thing, but hot damn, y'all better appreciate the time and effort I'm putting into this lol (half joking).

Also realizing that I seem to put a lot more design in my male characters than my female ones, wonder what's that about?

#emerald blathers #you girl be cookin #and be questioning wtf is up with my ocs #why are my boys more detailed than my ladies? #ain't it supposed to be the opposite? #I think my brain is broken

[brainwrongbutalive]

Valkyrie tries to find out more about China and Skulduggery’s relationship by playing China Taylor Swift songs and seeing what fits and what doesn’t.

This accomplishes 2 things.

1) she finds out more about the former couple

2) she gets China into Taylor Swift

#skulduggery pleasant #china sorrows #chinduggery #valkyrie cain #crack #ute spoilers #until the end spoilers #I think my brain is broken #like why is this stuck in my head

[tragically-but-finnally-yours]

they just- it just. AHHH

my heart is broken and i will never be the same.

#christ i don’t think i’m coping #fic: crimson rivers #someone hold me please #i think my brain is broken #it’s genuinely throbbing #WHAT #that #okay #no #it didn’t happen #i refuse to accept it #CHRIST #that was- #no. just no.

[amyrafierceblade]

I wonder if anyone has ever had the determination to make a Spider-Sona or Spider-Man that is James J Jameson, especially if we keep the fact that Mr James J. Jameson is "against" Spider-Man

Talk about the double identity!!

But also, to wonder...

What would make someone like that? Like, psychologically?

#my brain is suddenly working overtime #ive never watched itsv/atsv btw #i have watched all the movies though (toby maguire andrew garfield tom holland) #i think my brain is broken #spider man #spidersona #spiderverse

[liusaiidh]

cute marimo noises

#i think my brain is broken #the cute aggression this gives me #i can’t stand him he’s just so damn cute i could just eat him up #one piece spoilers #roronoa zoro #wano country

[averysmolbear]

I’m sitting here craving a certain food but the only way I can get it is to have it delivered.

My brain immediately jumps to “oh, your faves would have already ordered it for you the second you mentioned it.”

Why am I like this? 😒🤣

#tessie rambles #random thoughts #f/o’s on the brain #I think my brain is broken

[hrrgrve]

being bilingual is hard tell me why i just forgot how to read, write, think and talk in english for 20 minutes straight

#i think my brain is broken #billy hargrove #stranger things

[nerdygayheretoday]

Welcome to my sleep deprived thought that I just had:

Pantera and ABBA are very similar

#no i will not explain my brain didnt gave me an explanation either #i think my brain is broken #it took me 5 tries to spell sleep btw #shitposting #abba #pantera #i didnt thibk i would ever use those two tags on the same post #welp

[riomsworld]

Me: *speaks English, can write in English, reads most of her books in English, most of the media consumed is in English, has her phone and gaming consol set in English*

*Also me, as soon as I have to take a test to show of on paper that I can , infact, speek English*

💕💕✨️✨️✨️anxiety and feelings of doubt that my English skills are not good enough✨️✨️👌💕

#english #not a native english speaker #anxitey #i think my brain is broken