#i want one so bad but they're so expensive

[rottenpumpkin13]

Making AGSZC go to an amusement park together would be a spectacular view

Things That Happen At The Amusement Park

Genesis is excited to ride the zipper again, a ride notorious for being hard to handle. Except it's a two-person ride and Angeal refuses to go with him, citing that the last time he went on it, he met the goddess. Sephiroth unwisely offers to go with him. *Sephiroth and Genesis are strapped in before the ride starts* Sephiroth: You said this is a safe, ferris-wheel-type ride, correct? Genesis, lying: Absolutely. Sephiroth: Alright. I'm sure it's not so bad. After all, we're SOLDIER. We're trained to handle everything. *3 minutes into the ride, when they're being violently tossed around* Sephiroth: GENESIS YOU SON OF A BITCH Genesis: YOU KISS YOUR MOTHER WITH THAT MOUTH? Sephiroth: I'M ABOUT TO, WHEN I REUNITE WITH HER IN TWO MINUTES.

Zack finds a stand that sells deep-fried butter wrapped in bacon dipped in cheese, thinks he found heaven, and eats 13 before he starts looking green and Angeal confiscates it from him.

Angeal wants Cloud and Zack to take pictures with some theme park characters, so he ushers the boys towards them and coordinates a cute pose. Angeal: There, now smile—Zack stop crying, Kenny Crow can't hurt you. Zack, sobbing with Kenny Crow's arm gripped tightly around him: HELP

The boys meet up again to go on the drop ride together. What they don't tell you before you go on the ride, is that the more it creeps up to the sky, the more you're inclined to believe that you will die, so start confessing to everything. *Right before the drop* Sephiroth: Gentlemen, it has been an honor serving alongside you. Genesis, scared: STOP SAYING THAT! WE'RE NOT GONNA DIE! Zack: Okay! Cloud, remember that slice of pizza you were saving in the fridge? I ate it, man! I'm sorry! Sephiroth: There will be no pizza in heaven. Genesis, sobbing: STOP IT! Cloud: It's okay! Remember your favorite mug that mysteriously broke? That was me! Sephiroth: Creature comforts such as colorful mugs will not be available after death. Genesis, screaming: HELP

They lose Sephiroth in the park and split up trying to find him. It turns out Sephiroth got distracted by one of those carnival booth games where you win prizes if you can shoot at the targets. It's supposed to be rigged, but somehow Sephiroth shot all of them. *They finally locate Sephiroth* Zack: Thank GOD—What the heck is that?? *Sephiroth is holding a giant stuffed moogle* Sephiroth: The fruits of my labor.

Angeal ends up tying a balloon to Sephiroth's wrist. This is non-negotiable and Sephiroth now has to walk around the park with a shame balloon shaped like a dragon.

They visit a haunted house. Cloud: I'm not sure about this….It looks kinda dangerous. Zack: Don't be ridiculous, Cloud. What could be dangerous about some dumb kiddy haunted house that's filled with a bunch of actors in costumes? *10 minutes later* *All five of them run out screaming, being chased by an evil clown with a chainsaw* Genesis: SEPHIROTH RUN! Sephiroth: I'm not bothered by the evil clown. If anything he reminds me of you before you have your morning coffee.

Genesis, offended, takes a swing at Sephiroth. Angeal, Zack and Cloud come back for them and find the evil clown separating the two, who are fighting.

Then they go on a roller coaster. It's all fun and games until the carts get stuck at the very top right before the drop. Genesis gets bored very easily and starts reciting Loveless. Angeal did not know rage until he was in this situation. *Zack starts crying because he can't take it anymore* Genesis: Aww, Puppy? Have I moved you to tears? I'll start over from the top. When the war of the beats brings about the world's end…." *Zack screams and sobs harder*

They visit the gift shop to buy souvenirs. Angeal walks out with shot glasses, Genesis with an expensive notebook, and Zack and Cloud with more stuffed animals and figurines they can carry.

The only thing that appeals to Sephiroth is a set of 5 keychains, each shaped like puzzle pieces that connect to each other.

#ff7 #ffvii #final fantasy 7 #sephiroth #final fantasy vii #ffvii crisis core #genesis rhapsodos #ff7 crisis core #angeal hewley #zack fair #cloud strife #storytime

[eisforeidolon]

Destiel has definitely soured my opinion on Misha especially since he continues to feed into it. It would not be so bad if he didn't make everything so sexual in relation to this ship. It seems like out of the entire cast Jensen is definitely the one who is sexualized the most and destiel fans continue to act like that is ok because JA and Misha are friends. Not one of them care how Jensen might feel if he knew they look at him at this sexual fantasy to make their ship cannon. These people are not his fans no matter how much they like to claim they are. The ship only bothers me because the fans seem unhinged. Maybe if they shipped for fun instead of trying to make a statement that none of them even believe in other fans would take them more seriously.

Yeah, the hellers have annoyed me from the start, even way back when I shipped D/C in fandom over their disregard for other fans, the show, the actors, and basically anyone who didn't see their ship as an important cause/inevitable canon rather than just a fanon ship. But there also just came a point where I could no longer give Misha the benefit of the doubt either. Not because he's talking about shipping, or even specifically a non-canon ship? That could be fine! It's because of the specific way he talks about it and how a certain loud, batshit part of the fandom reacts to what he says.

Hellers want to pretend, despite everything Jensen has consistently said over the years about not wanting to talk about shipping in general and specifically not seeing D/C as any part of his character's canon story? That it's no big deal to keep dragging him into it. Actually, he's really into D/C and RPF of him and Misha - or it's at least a-okay because they're friends!

We'll ignore the part of that which is obviously deluded self-serving fetishistic bullshit. But it also pointedly ignores that there is a world of difference between joking with someone versus making someone the butt of your jokes. Especially regarding a subject you know they want no part of. Especially when you so specifically do it where they aren't present or active. The way he talks about the ship frequently treats Jensen and/or Dean like a subservient sexual object. It's often pointedly about laughably trying to make himself sound dominant. It's often pointedly crass and vulgar. It's often dishonestly contradictory to what Jensen and others have publicly said about the ship. They want to pretend like it's friendly banter/ribbing between him and Jensen, but it clearly isn't. It doesn't have the right tone, context, or level of interaction for that. It's him performing to his audience at Jensen's (and the show's) expense. As I've said many a time in regards to Misha, with friends like that ...

The thing is, both sides of that coin are about treating Jensen like a blow up doll. Any opinion or feelings he has don't matter, he's just a vehicle to project onto in the hopes it will get them what they want. In the fanatic shippers' case, the ship made canon. In Misha's case, continued money and attention. Funny how right when he needs to re-open Cameo for extra funds, this is how Grifter McQueerbait spent a J2-less con, huh?

Which is why Misha gets no benefit of the doubt from me. He doesn't care about his supposed friend getting called a homophobe for not playing along. He doesn't care about any of his other coworkers or the network who were very good to him getting similar blowback accusations from his lies and sly imprecations. He sure as hell doesn't care about his fans as he keeps setting them up to be disappointed over and over and over again. Hell, he doesn't even care enough about any of it to be consistent from con to con, because he changes his story according to his mood and whoever else is on stage.

Hey, if he keeps getting money and attention for it and someone else always faces the consequences, why change? Friendship? Integrity? Being gainfully employable? Pfft. Who needs it! There's $$$ to be made right now, baby! So I also just think he's a fucking idiot. Although I'll give him this, I didn't think even the hellers were daft enough to keep signing up to be fleeced this transparently with the same recycled material 3+ years post-show.

#anti misha #Jensen is not your blow up doll #long post

[yuriyuruandyuraart]

FEM NIGHTMARE DESIGN

i wanted to post both my pre corruption and post design version at once so here you go!

they might be subject to change in the future, but i don't think i wanna go overboard with detail for nightmare's passive form; cause not only would her fancy princess clothing be stolen or ripped and torn ages ago with all the bullying and blood staining it, but also the twins have to change their clothes every once in a while to clean them or at least when they get too small to fit, so the outfits have to be replaceable/easy to mend and sew back hhh xD

also no crowns for this version of mine, but a crescent moon hair clip turned necklace for night, and a sun clip turned belt for dream! her design coming soon (hopefully :'D)

#my art #my redesign #utmv #nightmare sans #nightmare!sans #dreamtale #dreamtale au #passive nightmare sans #dreamtale nightmare #corrupted nightmare sans #fem!nightmare #alright hoo boy finally!!! it's her it's the lady the queen in the flesh<333 #posting this at two am might be a bad idea if no one sees this....but at the same time aughgh i can't WAIT til morning to show her i CAN'T! #i'm sorry i just want to see night wearing suits and ironed pants and all the fanciest cool clothing ever once she gets outta her universe #boots with heels cause she's a shorty<333 and cause they're pretty on her like omgg #the whole silhouette is so good y'all idk how i managed to make it look alright when my poses are always so stiff hhhh xD #also i didn't wanna make the purple too saturated cause purple and blue fabrics were always expensive back in the old times #like REALLY expensive- so even if it is fiction i kinda expect her to not have lots of spare clothes lying around :'D #okay okay imma shut up goodnight y'all<333

[gavidaily]

FC Barcelona 2023/24 first kit

#gavi #pablo gavi #fc barcelona #gaviedit #gavigif #pedri #*misc #hope he knows how loved and appreciated he is #poor kid doesnt deserved all this hate #on another note #did you guys like the new kit?? #when i first saw the leaked images i didnt like it #but when i saw them wearing i love it!!!!!! #cant wait for the white one #i want the 22/23 first kit so bad!!! #i bought 2 casual shirts at the barça store they're beautiful #but the jersey was so expensive :(

[keydekyie]

okay but werebear au tho

#he is eating her expensive protein bars #I imagine in this au they're roommates along with Matilda and Lila and Kaelin's going to technical school for welding #and Ruyak claims he's also going to the same school but he's actually just trying to hide from his family #who are like... werebear cultists or something idk #but he's like SO bad at keeping in his human form that Kaelin finds out he's a werebear like immediately #werecreatures in my headworld are pretty fun I like them #they don't exactly keep their human minds in their animal form but are instead just the animal version of their human mind #like they remember who everyone is and they have the same personality it's just that their priorities and intelligence are a little differe #not lesser just different #like Ruyak in human form would know Kaelin doesn't want him to eat all her fancy protein bars #but Ruyak in bear form would be like... she won't notice I'll just eat one #not really processing that she's in the next room over #and can hear him rummaging around in the cabinets #tmatb #tmatb au #werebear au

[airbrushfather]

things nobody told me would happen:

- strong desire to learn things

- urge to buy a camera

- physical activity hurts your muscles

#read into this what you will #all day ive been like ah fuck why do my fucking side of chest/thigh/back/neck muscles hurt #baby it's the physical activity #you never move them #i want a camera real bad but they're so expensive even the shit ones #if anyone has any cheap camera recs pls lmk #as for the learning #skills i have acquired: #apparently not moving or photography #but tomorrow im gonna learn to tie knots #and ive gained so much knowledge about games I don't play/sports I don't do already #and idk #it's nice #i rlly want a fucking camera though

[running-in-the-dark]

okay I love Fast Car, just like everyone else, but I just heard For My Lover for the first time and now I'm so mad I didn't buy this album on vinyl that one time I almost bought it (I had it in my hands!! I'm so stupid) 😫 oh my god.

#like. I mean fast car is GREAT. though tbh I actually prefer the christian kane cover of it 😬😬😬 #but for my lover is. god it's doing things to my brain #I didn't want to listen to the rest of the album until I buy the record annnd then I stopped buying records so I just tried to ignore 6 #*it #but this song just came up on shuffle and fuck. #I want the record so bad now. I'm still not gonna listen to the rest until then! because I'm stupid that's why! #I wish it wasn't so expensive but fuck it I'd pay that much just for this song. #might even call the closest record store tomorrow to see if they have it. need. need need need it. #okay back to not writing any actual words for my thesis ugh #personal #(and I'm like 99% sure I've already heard most of the album already buuut. not on purpose so it doesn't count) #(and okay they're just. both perfect. but this one is new to me right now so it's extra awesome lol)

[bent-penny]

Yo, Yotooz is getting ready to drop a new batch of Cuphead figures this month !

And they all look so good 💕

#all they're canon names were dropped also #i want them all so bad #but one of them is already expensive #cuphead dlc #jupiter the snow beast #sargeant o'fera #charlie left legs #yotooz #cupdead #i love jupiter sm #hes so cute

[antigonescholar]

I have ordered my Canon camera :) pickup is next week

#im about to be the most annoying person you have ever met #i've wanted one of these bad boys for YEARS but they're expensive enough that i couldnt justify it #but hehehehe no longer #as i have mentioned 1000 times i won a bunch of money at my last trial competition #so the purchase has officially been made and i dont even have to feel guilty about it #im about to be a real photography gorl...who want me

[lili-elbe]

Parents are literally the worst most gaslighting narcissists in existence and i'm so fucking done. Wish they would drop dead

#saskia screaming into the void #rant #AND THEY'RE NOT EVEN MY PARENTS #JUST MY IN-LAWS #''oh we'll help with that'' #doesn't help with it #''oh we'll help cover that'' #gives us nothing #''if you want more structured help make a budget'' #*makes a budget definitively proving we have more expenses than income because of meds #''we never promised to help! Also you're just bad with money'' #meanwhile he spends another $500 on carp fishing gear for the 10th time #HE'S NEVER FUCKING CAUGHT ONE #I HATE THIS 60 YEAR OLD AUTISTIC MAN CHILD SO MUCH

[elibeeline]

After limping so much at work it hurt my hip, im looking at forearm crutches again

#i did look at canes yes but those are more successful when the issue is balance #im not at risk of falling because of my disability. im at risk of hurting myself more with uneven weight distribution #so: forearm crutches #i just... dont know how to get one #or if i can use it at work #so if id actually have to call in sick on my bad pain days idk what i'd do #seeing how my other disabled coworkers are treated after being given seated jobs (often jealousy and offhand comments) i dont want that #me when my disability disables me :// dont do it #dbzbxh dont do disabilities kids (like you get a choice) #update: they're not as expensive as i thought (£20-£30 from amazon) and they cant deny me a mobility aid at work #id just have to. do my work with one hand. #which would suck I think #i could maybe do the tills? drinks aisle? drinks bundling? headset? idk #but thats no more drive thru or delivery or food #and the crutch would get in the way very quickly #idk #if it comes to the point where I cant do my job and cope with the pain at the same time I'll talk to the managers #itd be like a glimpse at that situation of choosing to cut off a hand or a foot #like i wouldn't be able to have both available at work? idk man this sucks

[wildflowercryptid]

kinda got smacked by paralyzing fear towards the future of this country and whether i can actually rely on my parents (or 2/4s of my siblings) to be a safe space to go to when the going gets tough... yeah, i think i need to go to sleep.

#sorry to get all serious out of nowhere #i'm not really out irl to my family (2 of my siblings know) and it gets rough hearing them talk about lgbtq stuff #those 2 siblings have said i can come to them if anything bad happens but... they're both new parents and i wouldn't want to impose #this is one of the many things that suck about living in this exact period of time #stuck in one place that's becoming suffocating bc the world's shit and idk how to find a way out #pls don't worry i'm safe & not in harm's way just.... really stifled by my current environment #if only everything wasn't so damn expensive & i had a better job i could start to support myself 😔 #okay i'm done brooding in the tags #i'm gonna go to bed and think about kissing women ig ✌️😬 #mj.txt #cw vent

[katya-goncharov]

i bought some twinkies the other day bc they were on offer and not ridiculously overpriced for once ever, but now i've finished the packet & i think i'm slightly addicted to them but i can't afford any more :(

#they're not even that nice really! but they're SO addictive. i swear they put the same thing in them that they put in pringles #that makes you keep wanting more #and they're absolutely ridiculously expensive in britain. £10 a packet usually!! #i guess i'll see if they've got any of the On Sale ones left tomorrow. otherwise bad luck i guess! i'll have to learn to live without them #either that or visit america purely so i can get hold of some that aren't a total ripoff

[vegasandhishedgehog]

This is purely because I went to hair school but I got disproportionately happy seeing a Dyson hairdryer in today's episode

#they're very nice and expensive i want one so fucking bad #the product placement is working again #kinnporsche #no i do not do hair now haha

[blujayonthewing]

looking at the nail polish colors I’m currently waffling between, goddamn do we love a jeweltone

#ALTHOUGH I ALSO LOOKED THROUGH MY COLLECTION AND I HAVE A BUNCH OF COOL AUTUMNY VIBES ONES I FORGOT ABOUT TOO... ARGH #my nails are CURRENTLY the colorshift beetle green because I bought it as a special treat for my nails actually being kinda healthy for once #to be clear it's the obvious first choice. I mean look at it. it's gorgeous and my nails look like beetles #the QUESTION is: it's been a week and they're just starting to wear out at the tips should I switch to a new color #I love my relationship with nailpolish it's so funny I'll go without for months and months and then become briefly obsessed #I have so much nail polish I never wear :') and when I do it's often one of like three particular favorites (now four because Beetles One) #also YES I wanted the purple because of idri and the turquoise because of elyss. and what about it. #I also realized just now that the periwinkle is elyss' eye color and the turquoise is mel's kjfdghkjgfdh WE LOVE A JEWELTONE IDK!! #god I also wanna do an ombre with the turquoise and a very pale sea green I also saw at the store it'd be so pretty #this is what I mean about Becoming Obsessed like I start hoarding colors like a dragon and looking up Nail Art Tutorials #and then end up going through maybe three colors and MAYBE attempting ONE nail art (MAYBE) before it dies down again lmao #this is great news because nail polish is Expensive-- either splurging on a couple good ones or buying cheap ones in Every Shiny Color #so if I'm only gripped with this madness once or twice every couple years that's not so bad #about me

[shiloh-game]

For some reason every time I look at the quote on quote "Plushpollo" I feel it has such a demonic energy to turn anything it desires into a plush

He adorable but evil at the same time

#plushpollo #apollo justice #a dubious little creature he is #I want one so bad but every time I go they're all sold out an expensive