#i'm not even gay 😭

[j-nope-not-today]

Update: hey all! I'm doing well. I have a small story from today.

I was at the mall with my best friend and we were getting food. Once we got it, we were leaving. For context, I always get lost, so I loop my arm with hers so she can lead the way, and I can talk and walk. Well, we were on our way out and this couple stopped us and the guy went

"Hi (big smile on his face) we just wanted to say that Jesus loves you...and we love you too"

Stunned. We were stunned. We had no idea what to say. So I just said thank you, have a nice day, and we kept going, and it took a second to click, but they stopped to say that because they thought we were gay.

#stunned #it deadass happened #i was literally shocked #i'm not even gay 😭 #update

[bylerisc4non]

michael 'oh shit that's the painting el told me about in the letter and will is holding it and it's real and that girl he likes does exist and this is really happening and art isn't actually our thing because he's made something for someone else somebody he likes more than me and why is that thought so terrible shit shit shit play it cool this is fine shit i hate this so much' wheeler

the way his face fell i-

#byler #byler tumblr #mike wheeler is gay #will byers #stranger things #😭 #he's so jealous of this girl that doesn't even exist #he couldn't even fake a smile here #he was so upset #he was like 'i'm not okay with this' #'i hate this so much why did he have to bring it just to rub it in my face?' #like come on #poor michael #'just ask him what it is play it cool' #he very well knew what that was

[hoegender]

hey remember that black butler s1 episode about the ice sculpting competition where sebastian got jealous that someone else made undertaker laugh??

did we all just forget that this violent, bloodthirsty, self-proclaimed emotionless beast got so upset about undertaker finding someone else hilarious, and realising he wasn't needed to make undertaker laugh this time. i can't stop thinking about this

#SEBASCHAN THAT'S A LITTLE GAY #i've been rewatching black butler #because i'm so excited about season 4 #did you guys know sebastian and undertaker's ship name is sebataker #because i only found out today #consider me a sebataker shipper now i guess #I THOUGHT IT WAS CUTE ... #also the fact that abberline wasn't even trying #poor guy was just talking normally and got told to become a comedian 😭 #sebataker #black butler #thiha thinks thoughts

[fisheito]

Lol angst ? about nukani , my super unserious gayporngacha game? Can't be that bad

(10k words later into a fic) Ooohh.ohhh it was a mistake. I should not have read this hahahahahahahgyrk *choking sounds*

#i typically stay in my lane (fluff) but when i exhaust the fics. we must venture into unexplored territory #but the unfortunate consequence of that is like introducing predators to an island ecosystem #I WAS NOT EVOLUTIONARILY PREPARED. I DON'T HAVE THE DEFENSE MECHANISM S #i AM prompTLY DESTROYED #OMG EVEN WHEN I'M READING ANOTHER FIC NOWADAYS #sometimes something will remind me of that eiden dies fic #and the images will flash thru my mind like Sad PTSD #and I'll just ☹️😭😥😭😟😭 #i was cocky. thought angst Wouldnt affect me. what a fool i was. where did that complacency come from #i am changed. i will never forget. i will treasure u even more eiden #u are more valuable than u could ever comprehend my dear little bluetwinkmenace pls stay healthy #tears threatening to spill outta my eyeholes while i'm gathering all the clan members into my embrace #picks up another gay little haremboy and shoves it into my protective hold #nOOOOO you stay with the others safe and cuddled and everyone loves u and everyone is fine and #squeezes them all 🥺☁☁☁☁☁☁ #i am reading words and acting in ways

[obituarybug]

My favorite part of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is when the Part's main villian with a time related stand reveals their true power and identity by punching a hole through my favorite character's stomach (using their Stand) while a JoJo is in close but not immediate proximity

#Jojos bizarre adventure #Jojos bizarre adventure spoilers #JJBA spoilers #Part 3 spoilers #Part 4 spoilers #Part 5 spoilers #Noriaki Kakyoin #Koichi Hirose #Bruno Bucciarati #No Part 5 spoilers I literally just watched the episode where Bruno got kebabed #I'm not even 100% sure he's dead yet #God I hope he isn't #I haven't gotten to peg him yet #Still mad about Kakyoin's death btw #Araki did him so dirty #He hated his gay ass with a vengeance 😭 #Literally slaughtered him like an animal

[dawdlecentric]

Yeag...

#boniji #bocchi x nijika #hitori x nijika #am I allowed to be cringe over a rare ship on tumblr dot com in the dwindling months of 2023? #like I didn't expect this pairing to become my recent comfort ship in these trying times #one time I got curious and decided to read some fanfics back in February (?) It didn't click to me yet. I just think it's cute and moved on #but months later it came back to me full force in July and the next thing I know I went into a gay trance (just like Bocchi in ep10) #and starts searching for fanarts and obsessing over them #this ship is seriously my coping mechanism during a stressful time #sometimes a ship is what keeps a fixation (sanity) going #gathering the crumbs from both anime & manga 'Mmm...scrumptious~ 🤤😋' #episode 8 my beloved 👐💕 #fr what's with me and rare pairs. I'm not that even big of a shipper #but this is actually my first time where the tag of the ship (on tumblr) is basically inactive #or only sometimes gets tagged when other ships are involved 😭 #like I know there are some great art in the tags but it's just...not enough #it's tough to fixate on smth that's barely have any content for it #well there's one way to fix that... ◉⁠‿⁠◉ #I'm about to be annoying on the tag of this ship #I was gonna tag the main tag but I chickened out. I'll just stay in my niche corner brainrotting over a rarepair 🤐😶 however... #btr #<- using this obscure tag instead lol #my ramblings

[bylertruther]

the crazy thing abt will and mike is that we mostly learn will is gay because other people tell us he is, but we learn that mike is gay (despite him telling us he's not, begging us to pls see tht he's not gay) because literally everything that he does is so fucking gay. because in him trying to not be gay he is just being so unbelievably extra fucking gay without realizing. like. el is literally his red herring idc i'll say it stone me if u must but the truth must be said !!!!

#why is he always so crazy to save and protect will and even just to figure out if he's okay #but if el is missing he's like damn... tht sucks... but stays his ass at home. calls on his radio but thts it. #he doesn't Go Insane and put himself n everyone he loves in danger jus to find her. he knows she's out there. he SAW her. and yet!! #and when he fucks up with her he needs someone (lucas and will) to hold his hand n guide him through it (which NEVER fucking works #bc they don't know her how mike SHOULD know her as her bf but i digress) but when he fucks up with will HE LITERALLY DOES EXACTLY WHAT #OTHER CHARACTERS ARE TELLING HIM HE NEEDS TO DO FOR EL (LUCAS) OR EXACTLY WHAT OTHER CHARACTERS ARE TELLING EL THAT HE'LL DO FOR HER (MAX) #EL IS LITERALLY CRYING BEGGING PLEADING SAYING YOU DON'T EVEN LOVE ME WHY CAN'T YOU SAY IT YOU THINK I'M A MONSTER #AND HE'S LIKE 😰🤐😶🫥 BUT WILL CONFESSES UNDER HER NAME AND THEN /PROMPTS HIM/ TO SAY WHATEVER HE NEEDED TO SAY #AND SUDDENLY /THATS/ WHEN HE CAN SAY I LOVE YOU?!!? FOR THE FIRST FUCKING TIME????? #AND THEN AFTERWARD WHEN THEY'RE NOT TALKING HE JUST BRUSHES IT OFF???????????? #YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT'S NOT A GAY MAN? YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT'S NOT A HOMOSEXUAL? #meanwhile will has always just been will. the Biggest hint we got was s4 him moving his foot away. but other than that it was always subtle #ppl calling him slurs. bc everything else they PURPOSELY made it so tht it could be either he's just Not There Yet or Could Be gay #but mike is just so. he's fucking gay bro how else can i say it like 😭 #mine #mike

[torrikor]

mid-afternoon naptime <3

#it be my art #dnd #aasimar #tiefling #i've come to realise that in giving elias a boyfriend post-campaign i've accidentally created The Only Man Ever #he's 7ft tall. he adopted two baby owls that got orphaned. HE'S adopted. he almost shot elias once. he's the most soft-spoken man ever. #he's my prettiest princess i love kaimos so much. babygirlifies this giant giant man with my gay little drawings #this took me a literal month to finally finish & even now i'm not sure i'm completely happy with it 😭 feels like something's missing idk #soft boys... baby boys. they deserve that nap. rest now lil guys the hard part is over <3

[everysai]

What's your favorite Sai pairing?

Aaaah I have to say I'm such a multishipper at heart, I love so many of them haha ❤️

My personal fav is narusai 🫶 their opposite personalities is a really fun dynamic and I have such a soft spot for the development their relationship went through, how it started off so antagonistic and ended up as such a genuine friendship where they really care for each other 🥲 I also have a lot of feelings about Sai saying he can tell that Naruto loves Sakura bc he's always smiling around her, while Sai is always smiling around/because of Naruto.... and the moments where he steps in to protect him with Sasuke and with Karui (the latter especially bc of the way he stands in front of him, and then patches up his injuries afterwards) I have such a weakness for that as a romantic trope jskjfasdjks

I like inosai too, but its hard for me to have as strong an opinion on them bc there really is no development at all in the manga? They only speak to each other once and then are suddenly married in the epilogue lmao. It seems like their storyline takes place in the novels and Boruto though, and I have no interest in reading those unfortunately... But I really like that whenever I see screencaps of them from Boruto they seem to have a happy relationship. Sai deserves that 🥹

Saisaku also had some cute moments, like when he blushed at her in the library. Two very rare Sai ships I'd love to see more of are Sai/Lee and Sai/Kankuro too, bc he had a fun dynamic with both of them during the war. Lee being like "please continue to draw your tigers without fear... I will protect you!!! 🏋️" always makes me giggle jsdfjgs

#replies #anon I'm SO sorry this took me a million years to respond to #I was having some health issues (I'm ok now though ❤️) then I completely forgot lmao 😭 #just realised I didnt even mention all of narusai's gay moments (like the onsen scene) jdkfjskjgjds.... add those in too

[hiveswap]

Well thats a dream i'll be trying my best to forget. Man

#im hysterical dude #it was a gay sex dream i was a trans dude (specific one not me as a trans dude) #someone wanted 'me' to fuck him but we didnt have a strap on and i was like dude HOW THEN #(i'm a virgin and a cis woman if you even care 😭) #....i just kinda remembered halfway through preparing that wait i dont have a dick i cant fuck him #the issue ISNT that i had a gay sex (well almost. lack of dick cockblocked me) dream #the issue is the specific characters involved in this plot. like hoooly shit i need to wonder off the earth #*wander

[mylimoji]

fandom's characterisation of yjh sucks so bad tho. and following that kdj's characterisation suffers also. i KNOW that half of the time they are just made to fit into the tropes of the omegaverse fanfictions, but on another hand, yjh IS hard to read, so i'm seriously not surprised. but also he's a softie. he's a babygirl who constantly experiences the horrors. he's nonverbal. he's a gamer. he's pathetic. he's not an alpha male in any regard, this whole situation makes me laugh so much

#orv #al.txt #i don't even talk about hsy because she's literally nonexistent in the fandom comparing 😭😭😭 #i love dykeism i'm not gonna lie but pushing her to sangah seems very 'random bitch intruding on my yaoi ship'like. #the woman who sacrificed the world to kdj obvs don't have any feelings from him but yjh's obsession is valid because gay rights. #i for real feel like that 'the world where gay people are normal and straight people are the minority' meme

[snowddeong]

Ryujin heard I was tryna be normal and went "nah bro you belong in the psych ward let me help with that"

#snow is gay lmao #I THOUGHT SHE ALREADY POSTED ALL OF THEM BEFORE LMAO #WHY DID SHE KEEP THESE AND WAIT LIKE #i'm going insane 😭😭😭 #these pictures.... #i can't even explain what it is about this fit that makes me wanna kms but I really do lord 😭

[fluffs-n-stuffs]

Under suffocating depths... would it have been easier to just swim down?

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#Destiny Bond comic #no Tricks all Treats this lovely Friday the 13th-- WE'RE BACK BABEYYYYY ✨✨✨ #life seems to keep throwing stuff my way BUT! I won't let it stop me from writing/drawing these beloveds!!! #suffice to say my upload schedule is gonna be absolutely Whack with everything going on here in all honesty SKJDFNSDSNS #but so long as I'm able to work on these tragic gays at the end of the day- at my own comfy pace--- that's what matters to me 💃💃💃 #I want to thank all of y'all who've stuck around even with all my unpredictability---it means the world to be able to share something- #-I really do love making with you all---even if I go a bit slower nowadays huhu 😭🤲💖✨✨✨ #so continuing on right after Morty drowned now he dies irl /j /j /j #Eusine does have a heart attack though pls pray for him he's gone through hell and back just Watching this unfold SJDFHSNDFKSNDS #sacredshipping #morty/eusine #morty x eusine #gym leader morty #morty pokemon #eusine pokemon #mystery man eusine #pokemon #pokemon fancomic #fan comic #comic #pokemon art #pokemon gsc #pokemon hgss #fluff draws !!!

[maddy-ferguson]

This might be an odd complaint but I really don’t like how people act like Byler endgame would just excuse every other shitty thing that’s been done to everyone but conveniently attractive presumably straight white men in this show writing-wise. I’d be more than happy to have Byler be endgame and I expect it, but the amount of racism that’s been brushed off is ridiculous in and outside of the show. The weird St*ncy moments this season, the fact that she doesn’t get a storyline related to her trauma. Even season three was incredibly white of them. Joyce not getting hardly any scenes with Jonathan and Will these recent seasons. All of it and more—it won’t suddenly go away and make everyone on that writing team geniuses. And this isn’t to sound ungrateful or anything, but it really is disappointing sometimes. They exceed tremendously at some points such as the Upside Down lore but as for other aspects…

not an odd complaint at all! the only thing byler endgame makes okay is the fact that they didn't use will's feelings to fix a straight couple. there's so many other things they got wrong, and a lot of it has to do with the fact that the people writing the show are white men. and white women. white people

NOTHING they do could ever make what they did to lucas right. having their one black character go against the little white girl in season 1 which resulted in people being racist to caleb irl, having billy literally get physical with lucas and say he's gonna kill him and then saying in an interview that they "think" that billy was racist like they didn't write it themselves, the fact that it's literally never brought up again...lol. i know stranger things isn't a "this thing that happened was wrong. let's talk about it and try to make it better :)" type of show but still. it's crazy. also this regarding erica in season four

and you don't even have to dig that deep to find things that byler endgame won't fix: like you said, stncy being pushed on us and on nancy again in season 4? 98% sure it won't be endgame but like. why did you have to put us through that. WHY. and yeah lol, remember when they brought nancy back to that pool at the end of volume 1 like they remembered she was traumatized by the death of her best friend and then...nothing happened? idk, it's just so weird

also, the byers being sidelined? for will i guess you can rationalize it and come up with great and convincing meta reasons as to why his character was sidelined in seasons 3 and 4 (which, yeah, fascinating, i will still hate it ten years from now, no matter how important to season 5 will is), but what about jonathan? what about joyce? how does one justify the fact that winona went from being the reason 75% of people older than 15 started watching the show to having less screentime than fucking jason in season 4? it is annoying when people act like byler endgame will make everything right and will make stranger things a perfect show because it really won't

#also. s5 probably won't be as will-centric as most bylers/will stans are imagining #realistically😭 #i'm sure it will be but yk #it's not like this is a season of skam where everything is about one character yk this is stranger things #is joyce having less screentime than jason true idk i read that on the news with no source website and i'm repeating it. #i know writers saying they 'think' a character felt this way is like a thing they do sometimes but it annoys the fuck out of me in #this situation here #it's like whoopsie yeah he's a little racist. maybe! who knows though ^^ not me the person who invented him #can i also just say steve in general #this won't help me beat the steve hater allegations and i like him i promise but the fact that the most popular character in their the #freaks are great and we are rooting for them and for the underdog at all times show is mr normal straight guy is so #and it's their own fault (obviously) #there's a lot of other things i wanted to say like i know what they're saying with the show isn't bad right it's like i just said #but the execution is so questionable and acting like it isn't simply because the gay kid isn't gonna end up heartbroken alone or dead #is kind of offensive. even though people mean well #ask

[mattodore]

probably the most important tests i've taken for mattodore 🧑‍💻

#theo's on the left and matthias is on the right btw... though i think you can tell that just based on the percentage bars 😭 #matthias fr just likes everything. love my little hedonist <333 #river dipping #theodore doe #matthias evanoff #echthroi #oc extras #uh..... #nsft #...??? idk they're words on a screen but just in case #the 41% non-monogamist vs. 81%... lol #idk if i mentioned this before but while mattodore are monogamist they do still have sex with other people together #but bc of how jealous theo is the threesomes they have have a general no-touch rule wrt matthias #like he's entirely off limits to their third. theo is very strict abt this too... he'll be immediately taken out of a scene #if a hand even grazes matthias's skin... which is funny considering they mostly have threesomes with women anyway bc of his jealousy #and yet he still reacts poorly. like theo knows matthias is gay it's just that he's jealous in a completely irrational way #matthias likes it tho <3 it pleases him like nothing else to watch theo snap at someone not to touch him. like he's rock solid every time 🤷 #guy whose jealousy meter is always at zero vs. guy whose jealous meter is always at a hundred... incredible dynamic imo #anyway......... i edited two other screenshots too but they're just for me <3 and i think i'm getting tired now #so i'm going to try to sleep. i'm counting on this jerma stream to keep my brain busy until i pass out. #if that doesn't work then i'll be scooping out my brain w/ a spoon as an alternative

[sonego]

ppl not knowing i'm trans is so weird cause today my coworker pretty much explained first day of period pain to me and i was sitting there in her car just slow blinking not knowing what the fuck to say

#i said. nothing #i think i might've mmhmmh-ed maybe. not sure #i never know what to say when cis women tell me things i'm technically not “supposed to” know #idk how much empathy they want from a “man” or if they're just telling me to vent or idk just let it out #and it's also kinda. weird? bc i know even cis women who don't know i'm trans tell me more things than they tell “other” men #ok just read this keeping in mind ppl irl think i'm a man if they don't think i'm a woman that's why i say man lmao but #this coworker in particular is nice i like her but sometimes. i feel like she treats me as her like gay bestie lmao #idek if she knows i'm gay or suspects it probably yes but sometimes she's just a little weird #the first time i wore nail polish at work she kept asking me why i did it and giggling like ??? what's so funny 😭 #she told me “did you wear it bc (italian male celeb) does it?” girl what 😭😭 #non mi metto lo smalto perché se lo mette fedez be serious #and just other times she's been kinda uh. weird. and generally treating me like i'm a man but also not a man #idk fkfkdjwxkdbm it's difficult to explain but like #i don't mind that ppl cloak i'm not cishet and (even subconsciously) treat me accordingly it's just when it feels forced? and not genuine? #that it bothers me #but anyway *** TRUST ME I KNOW ABOUT FIRST DAY OF PERIOD PAIN............... i don't miss it #nico.txt