#if you couldn't guess

[doctorwhogirlie]

✨️ Jamie Appreciation Post ✨️

#doctor who #doctor who girlie #classic who #classic doctor who #my beloved #my fave #if you couldn't guess #jamie mccrimmon #second doctor #jamie doctor who

[hoperays-song]

Johnny and Nooshy's Texts: Gymnastics

#they're talking about ryan btw #if you couldn't guess #sing 2 #sing johnny #sing ryan #sing nooshy #johnny and nooshys texts are just 90% nooshy bullying her brother #sing rynny #rynny #johnny x ryan #ryan is head over heels atp and so is johnny #its getting painful to watch

[momiji-kitsune]

That feeling when you're thinking of pursuing an actual diagnosis for your autism so you tell your doctor and you start going through some traits common in autistic people and you get to the hyper fixation and you say "I'm really interested in reading/books" and what you're actually saying is "I cannot operate unless I read books/fanfiction multiple times a day, I am constantly thinking about reading/grammar/how to improve my own writing, and I literally have no other interests that haven't stemmed from reading" but what your doctor hears is "Oh, I kinda like reading I guess..."

#autism #self diagnosed autism #if you couldn't guess #I did not continue pursuing that diagnosis

[sophieswundergarten]

Thinking Number Two Thoughts again...

Thinking about her being a kid who can see so much, but can't articulate it. Not that she's not smart, but it takes so much for her to get it out in words that "make sense" and are "acceptable" to other people.

People say she's cryptic and acerbic and mouthy when they don't care to get to know her, and privately she thinks none of these words are quite right, but she's long since given up hope of someone listening to her.

She has so much energy and so many thoughts and no one ever allows her to use them, so it's no wonder she expresses it in other ways. She's vivacious and excited and always racing around and flapping her hands and so full of ideas.

And the adults around her can't stand it

She's jittery and irritating and she can never sit still and she's always hungry for some unknown reason

So she learns to keep still. She learns to sit on her hands and hold her ideas in. She learns to be as negligible as possible and press her lips tight and listen when the grown ups tell her to be seen and not heard.

But she still has some defiance, a small petty victory.

If she won't be heard then she will be seen

Her favourite colour has always been yellow, and she works hard to find and incorporate every scrap of it she can. She learns to sew and to dye and to make the cheap, threadbare, standardized clothes she is issued her own. She is in the back of every classroom, absorbing everything and learning as much as she can. She is outside every meeting room and in every hallway that adults don't want her to be, listening in and forming opinions that she knows no one but herself will care about.

She was small, and that worked to her advantage. She could slip in doorways and hide herself away in cupboards and alcoves. When she started growing, she was presented with a bigger issue.

The first time she fainted she had been sitting on a low wall outside, swinging her legs and watching the leaves blow in the trees. She heard the call to come back inside and jumped up, only to find herself on the ground with an irate matron looking down at her.

Things only got worse from there, and the grown ups at each and every facility she got passed to had the same expression upon seeing her records. The other children whispered behind her back, either questioning why she received extra portions or mocking her for her seemingly constant dizzy spells.

She kept her head down and kept her mouth shut and her wardrobe grew ever more yellow. She could hardly sleep anymore, and when books were available she would sneak away and read all night. (Once she got old enough for the local store owners to accept her lies, she would work any time she could sneak away, saving up her own money to buy a slim volume or two that she treasured above all else)

Sure, it sometimes made her vision a little blurry, but at this point she was pretty sure that had more to do with the fact that the orphanage kitchens never seemed to have enough food lately.

She managed to contain all of her words and ideas and jitters and "oddities" to the nighttime. There, she was free. There, she could squeak and pace and flap her hands and recite snatches of things out loud and no one asked her to explain herself.

She was never sure how other people seemed to manage it. She was always exhausted from trying to obey all the ridiculous unspoken rules that were enforced during the day. But no matter how tired she was when lights out was announced, sleep would still somehow elude her. Better to be productive and capitalize on her precious few hours where she was free from observation than to lay as still as if she were being interrogated by yet another orphanage director and wait in agony.

One late evening, when she was on her way back from sweeping out the barber shop down the street (It had taken hours, but it was more than worth it when she counted the bills and saw she had the money to buy a new book and enough left over for an apple), she saw a flyer taped to a storefront window.

The title caught her eye, in bold yellow print: “ARE YOU A GIFTED CHILD LOOKING FOR SPECIAL OPPORTUNITIES?”

She noted that the flyer seemed to be addressing her, instead of whatever hypothetical adult may have been responsible for her. She appreciated being acknowledged, even if it was just by a piece of paper.

Walking over, she pulled the flyer down, studying it. The location it mentioned wasn't far away, and the date listed was tomorrow. She folded it and slipped it securely into her pocket.

Even if the strange test didn't turn out to be worth her while, she could probably stand to skip an afternoon of odd jobs. And it's not like the orphanage would miss her anyway

#THIS GIRL #THIS LADY #SHE'S SO IMPORTANT TO ME #I'VE BEEN REREADING KEEPING TIME AGAIN #IF YOU COULDN'T GUESS #AND THE NUMBER TWO PART ALWAYS FILLS ME WITH SO MUCH EMOTION #I WANT TO HUG HER #I hope this made sense #the mysterious benedict society #mbs #number two #Also #tw food insecurity #Thanks Milk for the reminder

[dreamcatcherwriting]

guess who I'm drawing :>

#ranboo #if you couldn't guess

[emmadoodlewrites]

The Tickle Potion Concept

Alright everyone buckle up, this is a concept I've had for a really long time and just have never talked about it cause I'm embarrassed lmao. I freaking love tickle magic and I'm a sucker for tickle potions. So in the Minecraft universe I came up with an idea for an long lost ancient book of forgotten potions and enchantments, and in that book is a tickle potion. The ingredients and directions read as follows:

The ingredients and instructions for the potion are simple up until the end, and unlike other potions, it has to be made and mixed in a cauldron instead of a potion brewer. The ingredients are as follows:

What you will need

Swamp water

1 Feather

Oak leaves

Pink Sheep Wool

1 Allium

Directions

This potion existed before brewing stands were invented, meaning to make it you will need to use a cauldron placed over a fire.

Start with just the water, and bring to a medium boil, not too intense. Start by sprinkling the oak leaves in the water while continuing to stir. You'll know it's working when the leaves begin to dissolve and the water turns brown

Once the leaves have completely dissolved, add in the wool and feather at the same time. The wool will dissolve but the feather won't and that's completely fine. Stir until the water turns a dark pinkish color. Let simmer and continue to stir for 3 minutes. Take the allium and grind it in your hands as you let it fall into the potion. The pink petals should now be resting on top of the boiling water.

For the final step, begin stirring the potion on high heat to the laughter of one who enjoys the sensation of tickling. Continue this until the color of the potion's color lightens into a pastel magenta. When the potion is put into bottles, the feather will be left behind since it did not dissolve. The feather is still in perfect condition to use in other crafts, but it will not work for another batch of this potion, you will need a new feather for this. If you want a splash potion type, simply add gun powder between the steps involving the leaves and the feather+wool.

A potion that requires the laughter of a lee, doesn't that make such an interesting scenario? Who knows what could play out! :)

#emmadoodle's tickle potion au #it's a tag now #if you couldn't guess #this probably will have something to do with today's fic :) #emmadoodle concepts #mcyt tickle

[cryingoverfictionalmen]

had a mental breakdown because i'm about to turn twenty and my "happy thoughts" were of jordan...... yeah....

#i am unwell #if you couldn't guess #gen v #jordan li

[welldresseddraconianempress]

A thing I did—It looks like a movie poster. I'm so happy with it.

I have so many headcanons and feelings for the batfamily.

Could draw my hierarchy of batfam members by how much I like them.

#I have such batfam brain rot #red hood especially #red hood #under the red hood #red hood fanart #dc fanart #more i need more red hood #plz #i have a problem #dc #batfam #red hood is my fave #if you couldn't guess #really have a problem #I like the loveable a$$holes ig

[tokillamockingbird427]

Ahahahah Werewolf Au but Riley is a reverse werewolf.

He turns into a human every once in a while. Retains the doggie personality. Since he's only like two or three they just have a toddler running around. causing chaos.

All the other Walkers are also werewolves, which is why they adopted Riley. They figured they'd be best to take care of him, instead of some random person with no clue how a regular werewolf works, much less a werewolf dog.

#call of duty #call of duty ghosts #i'm procrastinating #if you couldn't guess

[disappointingcabbage]

My parents and their German and English heritage, after realizing they’ve raised two bi non-binary kids: this family is gay AND European!

#shitpost #legally blonde #legally blonde the musical #I’m in a production of legally blonde right now #if you couldn't guess #gay or european #we’re also both very mentally ill #my parents have no children that aren’t family disappointments lmao

[ramenaddicted]

Babe wake up, Lonna is releasing a new era!

#loona #stan loona #kpop loona #i love loona #if you couldn't guess #loona ot12

[lt-sarai]

Why do I collect introverts like they're shiny rocks? Why can't I find any extroverts?

#if you couldn't guess #it's sad lonely sarah hours

[izzy140105]

I hate children... I always catch the worst kind of cold from them 😒

#if you couldn't guess #im sick #and it sucks #i couldn't sleep well last night at all 😭 #lay one way cant breathe through one nostril #lay the other way same thing #it sucks #bonus i have a headache 😒

[taro-pdf]

Occasionally I write poetry.

Have you ever heard of a villanelle??? Peak formated poetry in my opinion.

Here is one of my better ones:

When with this dear friend of mine, in every hour of our long talks, our thoughts and words intertwine.

From ethics to intelligent design, I converse while on meandering walks when with this dear friend of mine.

As we watch the sunset on the skyline and I tell of the formation of metamorphic rocks, our thoughts and words intertwine.

Though our worldviews may incline towards different ways, I am always genuine when with this dear friend of mine.

In her conversation, I see her mind shine. Speech bounding like a wild fox, our thoughts and words intertwine.

Its an intoxicating wine, an earthquake’s aftershocks, when with this dear friend of mine, our thoughts and words intertwine

#villanelle #poetry #words words words #this is about friendship #if you couldn't guess #just in case #you know #hope you like it #yay

[wahmousey]

i literally only created this blog for the sole purpose of not posting that embarrassing shit on main 🧍‍♀️ THEY WILL NEVER KNOW HAHAHHAHAH

#my username is from anonymous btw #if you couldn't guess #i wanna do that thing where people have their own custom tags sm #ykw maybe i will go do that

[the-apocrypha]

"We'll fix it in post" is a phrase from the film industry, but it is inherently funnier when it's spoken by a writer because--tragic--you are also the post-production team.

#i'll just edit it later #famous last words of writers everywhere #writing #i'm editing tonight if you couldn't guess