#illumi headcannons

[rotten-pomegranates-fics]

Adult trio s/o that says they don’t have to use a condom. That she wants to feel him release in her, and it oozing out of her. She has a breeding kink, but she doesn’t want to get pregnant.

Yessss mwhahahaha feed my pretties

Warnings: breeding, smut, some hair pulling, name calling, plan b pill, afab reader, mentions public sex

Illumi

Illumi is thrilled, hell yeah he’ll cum inside you, he want to see you pregnant even if it’s not what you want

He’ll most likely just pull out and cum on your Pusey if he knows you don’t wanna be pregnant but he won’t be happy about it

If his orgasm is really good he’ll stay inside and just fall on you holding you from whatever position you guys where in until he has to go shower

There’s no going back after this he wants to breed you every time you fuck now

Hisoka

Hisoka is down with whatever, he’ll breed you if you want and if you bring it up and tell him all that he’s gonna make a big deal out of it

Talking about how your gonna be so full even though the next day your gonna have to take the plan B pull because he doesn’t wanna be tied down with a kid

Your gonna regret asking if he really likes it, before you fucked often but now you can be doing the dishes and your getting bent over

He’s not shy about doing it in public either so be to revelling and all of yorknew will see you get bred

Chrollo

Chrollo is the only one who’s a bit reluctant, he really doesn’t want you to be pregnant, he has to much to deal with all ready

But alas what you want you get, it’s a perk of dating Chrollo

He’s gonna make it an annoyingly long process, getting you on birth control, setting a date that lasts all day, when you finally get home your practically gonna jump on him

He’ll take control so it’s easier for you to just pay attention and really feel your warm squishy walls milking him until he cums

He’s gonna run you a nice bath after to, he truly tries his hardest to make this the best for you

©rotten-pomegranate- All rights reserved, don’t steal, translate, copy, plagiarize, claim my work as your own or post it on other platforms.

#chrollo smut #hisoka headcanons #illumi x y/n #yandere illumi x reader #illumi c reader #illumi x you #illumi headcannons #illumi x reader #illumi smut #yandere illumi #yandere hisoka x reader smut #hisoka headcannons #hisoka x reader #yandere hisoka #hisoka marrow #hisoka x reader smut #yandere chrollo x reader #chrollo x y/n #chrollo headcannons #chrollo #chrollo x reader #chrollo x reader smut headcannons #hisoka fluff #hisoka hxh #hisoka imagine #illumi zoldyck #illumi imagine #chrollo imagine

[rotten-pomegranate]

not sure if this falls under your open requests but I absolutely loved your forced intox post 😳😳😳 CAN WE GET SOME FOR HISOKA AND ILLUMI MAYHAPS <3

Yes 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

Warnings: weed, getting high, forced smoking, rape,

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Hisoka

He wants to fuck you without all the struggle, don’t get me wrong he loves when he gets to pin you down and your kicking a screaming but he wants to try this just once

He smoked quite the bit of weed in his youth so he knows what he’s doing when he gets a high dosage dab pen

When he comes home with it he says it’s to help with your anxiety, and he’ll act like he’s doing you a favour 

If you don’t fall for his tricks he’s gonna get aggressive, walking towards you with his much bigger body, pushing it in your face saying it’s fine to just do it

If you keep refusing he’s gonna put it in your mouth and plug your nose (why do so many yanderes do that)

Butttt if your behave and just take a puff like he asked he’ll be very pleased and he’ll even be gentle when he uses your body like a sex toy later on after you get buzzed

Illumi

Illumi wants to calm you down before he gets you pregnant, he knows it might effect the outcome but if it means he can just hold you instead of pinning you then he’ll risk it

He asks miluki where to get it and miluki just pulls a dab pen out of his desk

Illumi is gonna walk in and just demand you take a hit with no room for arguing, he’s gonna be pushy and aggressive from the start even if you don’t put up a fight

When you smoke he’s gonna wait for it to visibly kick in before he starts anything

After he’s already fucked a baby into you if you remember he won’t show any remorse

He’s also gonna make you smoke when you meet his parents so you don’t freak out

©rotten-pomegranate- All rights reserved, don’t steal, translate, copy, plagiarize, claim my work as your own or post it on other platforms.

#hxh #hunter x hunter #hisoka hxh #hxh hisoka #goes and snatches hisoka #hisoka #illumi x reader getting high #illumi x reader fluff #illumi x you #illumi x reader smut #illumi headcanons #illumi hxh #yandere illumi #illumi #illumi x reader #hxh illumi #illumi zoldyck #illumi x reader headcannons #hisoka x reader #yandere hisoka #hisoka hunter x hunter #hisoka marrow #hisoka fluff #hisoka x reader smut #hisoka headcanons #hisoka imagine #hisoka x reader getting high #writing

[you-can-call-me-fangs]

Illumi Headcannons I Have I Don't Think Many Other People Have

I'm making this post as a way to cope with the fact that I'm having smut writer's block right now, plus it will give my soft/fluff Illumi agenda some love, an agenda you should also have, so enjoy :)

Everyone knows that Killua acts just like a cat but, like, so does Illumi

Some of his cat like traits are just watching you go about your day, following you around the room with his eyes

Not letting you get too close to him or touch him but eventually, over time, as he starts to trust you more, he'll come to you looking for attention

And when he does want attention he'll be all secretive about it and just give you subtle hints, expecting you to figure the rest out yourself

His main subtle hints are looking intently at you from a close distance or fidgeting with your hair or clothes (this man is touch starved I just know it)

If your stroking his hair or touching his face, he'll even do that thing cats do where they rub their face against your hand to get you to pet them again

Brings you little dead things he killed

(That last one was a joke haha...but not really)

Illumi is the one who originally started calling people baka all the time and Killua picked it up from him

He won't say it all loud and in peoples faces like Killua, but he says it under his breath

Illumi is always stating the obvious, especially when other people are expressing emotions

Like, yes sweetie we know that person is mad, he's practically yelling at the top of his lungs, we don't need you to point it out for us (it's kinda cute though)

This is already sort of cannon, but Illumi is a blunt guy who just says what's on his mind without thinking first

The amount of times he's accidentally offended someone because of this-

I feel like Illumi lowkey grew up having the butlers do certain things for him that most people will do themselves, like bathing

Illumi usually has one of the butlers bathe him and wash his hair so he doesn't really know how to do it himself

Not that there's much of special secret formula to washing yourself, but Illumi doesn't understand this, so the first few times you'll have to help him and teach him how

Even if you teach how he'll still need your help from time to time with washing his hair though

Illumi is neurodivergent and I won't be told otherwise

but seriously hear me out

Illumi doesn't like when people touch him at all unless he really knows and trusts them, so it's a pretty high honor

This man will literally dig a hole for himself and climb in it just so nobody will mess with him

My boy really cut himself off from civilization altogether

If you ask him about his pins/nen ability, he will start info dumping everything about it

Illumi stims, mostly when he's nervous or angry

His form of stimming is usually through his hands/fingers

Touching his fingertips together, twirling his finger, picking or fidgeting at things, mostly his clothing or hair, intertwining his fingers, holding his own hands together, bending the joints of his fingers, etc.

Illumi actually has scars all over his body from his "training" you just can't see them too well because of his pale skin and the fact that the scars are pretty old now

It would be easier to run your hands over his body and just feel the scars cause they're that hard to see sometimes

Ask for Illumi's permission first though, he can get pretty sensitive about it

The scars themselves are these smooth, barely raised bumps with a slightly pink-ish hue to each scar, but again, still a rarely noticeable difference in color to the rest of his skin

He also has these tiny cuts on his hands from using his pins so much, kind of like a tailor, you know, someone who sews

I also saw someone say once that Illumi has freckles on his face but he uses makeup to cover them up and I haven't stopped thinking about it

#i love him so much #i wanna give him a hug #i wanna give him the world #soft illumi agenda #illumi x reader #hunter x hunter x reader #hxh x reader #hunter x hunter #illumi x male reader #is this list of headcannons long? i feel like it's long #there's definitely gonna be a part 2

[r0semaryt3a]

Some pre/during Yorknew Phantom Troupe Identity hcs + Illumi and Kurapika

I do not care if you disagree with these- my word is not law and honestly I want to hear some other headcannons so feel free to drop them down

Chrollo Lucilfer -

Ah Chrollo, my wife <3

He/him (surprising the masses after my wife joke)

Bisexual (no pref)

Monogamy - don’t even suggest otherwise it will be shot down.

“My identity? I’m a bisexual man…hmm? He/him.”

Feitan Portor

He/it

Has not and will not ever think about it (if he likes you he’ll date you he won’t label it)

It would be like pulling teeth trying to get him to answer on his identity. Like, it’s just not important to him. Why do you want to know so bad? Just call it whatever, it’s not gonna humour you with a conversation anyways.

“He.” ‘is there anything else?’ “It.” ‘And your sexuality?’ “…like you, date you. Simple.”

Phinks Magcub

He/him

Straight

Messed around once - quickly learnt he was indeed straight

These people really don’t see the prevalence in their identities so they’re all pretty blunt on answering.

“Eh? Why’d you wanna know? So what? I’m a guy. What? I like girls sure.”

Machi Komacine -

my absolute favourite

She/her

Messed around w gender for a bit; doesn’t care but will let you know “she’s a girl”

Bisexual - fem pref

Was the opposite of Phinks - thought she was lesbian then messed around and realised she was indeed bi

“Call me whatever…I’m a girl though.”

“I mean I like everyone, I think? Girls are probably better. No they are”

Woman has to double check with herself whenever asked, it’s like answering a quiz

Franklin Bordeau

He/him

Homosexual

Like one of the only ones who’d give you a straight answer if you ever asked

“I’m a man and yes, I like men.” Type of answer

Uvogin

He/him

Bi - male pref (the phantom troupe is just a bisexual chat room atp)

I Cannot decide whether I like Nobunaga or Shalnark w this guy

You’ll find out from fucking around with him. In no world is he answering you.

Pakunoda

She/her

THIS WOMAN IS LESBIAN NO DEBATE

L e s b i a n

Can imagine her being the only one of the group to just have her identity down from day dot

Definitely had a fling with Machi at some point that didn’t work out (they ended on good terms obviously. I can and will go into lengthy detail as to why I believe they had something going in the past and weren’t still together during Yorknew)

This woman is the died in the arc she first appeared in rep I needed!

“She/her honey. I like girls, that’s all that’s to it.”

Shalnark

Does not care

Pan

Literally just a colouring book, do what you want he won’t correct you (there’s nothing to correct to)

“Oh? Hmm, well I’ve never really thought about it much. It makes sense for me to be pan though, I guess!”

Nobunaga Hazama

He/they

Homosexual

He’s like that grandad that tells you about his time out in clubs and you’re sat going: “YOU? YOU did those things?”

“I’m a homosexual.”

Hisoka Morow

Call this amalgamation of a human whatever you want. As long as you can fight, you can talk to him/j

Type of guy to make a “Yours” joke

I really don’t see Hisoka caring for what people see him as. Like you wanna call him a he? Go for it. She? Sure why not! They? It? All on the table!

Another bisexual - his preference is fight me

Would 100% be down for poly, but depending on his attachment would also demand monogamy

“Why don’t we set a date and you can find out hmm~?”

Shizuku Murasaki

She/it

Straight or Aro, one or the other she’s either heavily into romance or completely repulsed and I can’t decide which I think it is.

Will blink at you for two minutes before sighing a response

“Well I don’t mind she or it I suppose.”

Kortopi

It/its

Aroace

I don’t really have that many thoughts on Kortopi so this is like all I’m giving

bonolenov

He/him

No one really has a clue on his sexuality and he doesn’t tell any of them, ever. Like he knows what he is, but he just never says it

Illumi Zoldyck

He/Him?

He’s never really thought about it much, after-all aside from family it’s not like most people will live long enough for his identity to matter

Sexuality? Who knows! He sure doesn’t. Does he even like people? Who’s to say!

“What does it matter? I’m a man by all accounts, so refer to me as such.”

Kurapika Kurta

He/they

Bisexual

I don’t even really know why he’s on this list tbf.

Will give you his whole coming out story if you ask about his identity. You’ll be there a while.

This was actually really fun to sit and do-

#hxh #hunter x hunter #hxh 2011 #phantom troupe #sexuality headcanons #identity headcannons #headcanon #hxh chrollo #feitan hxh #phinks hxh #hxh machi #shizuku hxh #Franklin hxh #hisoka hxh #Illumi hxh #Kurapika hxh #Shalnark hxh #Pakunoda hxh

[boundlessinfinite-river]

Hunter x Hunter Dating Headcannons Part.2

a/n: Once again I will be adding a few minors from the show for the YOUNGER readers so don’t be weird about it. Y’all already know there won’t be any spicy head cannons because we don’t do those here. I noticed that I've been doing a lot of hunter x hunter head cannons a lot more than other fandoms, so I told myself that after this I was gonna lay low on hunter x hunter just until I feel like I've done enough of other fandoms before I come back to this one. It won’t be long but I'm just taking a break from this one.

REQUEST ARE OPEN!!

Anyways enjoy💗

Alluka🌟🌷

2nd A/N: Even though she is a literal child I know i’ll regret it if I leave her out. Once again i’m only adding minors for the younger readers so don’t be weird about it.

> Lovey dovey type of relationship

> Let’s you style her hair however you like and she will wear it out in public

> Both of you often watch cartoons while eating yogurt

> Long hugs

> She holds grudges if you two get into an argument and won’t forgive you unless you apologize or buy her gifts

> Kurapika drives you two to the park for park dates

> Killua is your biggest shipper

> Whenever she gets into an argument with Killua she’ll get mad if you don’t back her up

> Always wants to match outfits with you

> She makes bracelets for you

> Type of person to always want to be right

> “Pretty pretty pleeeaseeee with three cherries on top?”

Hisoka🃏🪄

> Super flirty 24/7

> If he gets jealous over something he becomes clingy

> He likes to do your makeup

> You both do each others nails

> He loves to play card games with you

> If your ever sad he would peform magic tricks for you until you smile

> Doesn’t take interest in people who aren’t strong & can’t defend themselves

> Isn’t afraid to make out in public with you

> Loves to try new things with you

> Would go far for you

> Always calling you

> Doesn’t show interest in people who can defend themselves

> Gets you makeup all the time

> Gives you makeup lessons

> Your the only person he would teach how to do his magic tricks

> Total yandere type so if someone who you talked to goes missing you’ll know why…

> “I called because I wanted to hear that pretty voice of yours~”

Illumi🩸📍

> Vents about his family to you

> Your the only person who can braid his hair

> Tries to compliment you but bad at it

> Hates it when you get clingy but doesn’t say anything about it

> Gets extremely overprotective when Hisoka is near you

> He gets dating advice from hisoka (bad idea)

> When the two of you get into an argument he reads romance novels to see what a person in his situation would do

> Awkward

> Your the first thing he looks forward to seeing after a mission

> Secretly freaks out when your stressed because he doesn’t know what to do

> Holding hands isn’t really his thing

> Your the only person who gets to hold his pins

> Takes everything to heart

> “Are you gonna take the hug or not”

Chrollo🕷️ 🕸️

> Only hugs your waist

> He loves to dance with you

> Doesn’t show it but your his favorite person in the world

> Gets protective when the troupe is around you

> Makes coffee for you every morning

> Talks about his plans for the troupe while you do his hair

> Loves to carry you bridal style

> If your ever having a breakdown or stressed out he takes you on a date in the forest with a waterfall

> Gets you expensive gifts

> You both have matching tattoos

> Always laying his head in your lap

> Enjoys when you play with the palm of his hand

> Steals anything for you

> “Don’t worry about it dear”

Ty for reading luvs😚🫶🏾

#fanfics1allday #headcannons #soft headcanons #dating headcanons #hxh dating headcannons #hxh #hisoka marrow #illumi zoldyck #alluka zoldyck #chrollo lucilfer #hxh fic #hxh headcanons

[coolminahi]

#attack on titan #demon slayer #hunter x hunter #naruto #killua zoldyck #tokrev #tokyo revengers #tokyo revengers bonten #naruto headcannon #tokyo revengers kakucho #illumi zoldyck #chrollo oneshot #chrollo lucifer x reader #chrollo x reader #feitan #phantom troupe #shalnark #feitan porter x reader #feitan portor #shalnark x reader #illumi zoldyck x reader

[iamlostsomewhereinthegarden]

Canary Headcannons

Canary Headcannons as I’m dressed up as her for Halloween

* You can’t tell me she doesn’t use her staff as a microphone most of the time when she’s bored which is a lot of the time

* I made a knock off one and I’m ready to sing with this bitch

* She shouldn’t actually but she has a nice voice so she’s allowed to do so

* On the rare occasions Kalluto isn’t with Kikyo he’s out there listing to her

* She makes sure to sing when she senses Kalluto is there

* Killua also hangs out there to hear her sing

* She’s been threatened numerous times

* But Illumi has the highest number and it’s usually him having Canary teach him some songs and such to keep Killua home

* She also does this to throw intruders off whenever they somehow pass Mike

* Ohhhhh it feels worse when a little girl is using the same thing she was singing with to bash your head in

* She’s actually really joyful and fun in her free time (which isn’t often) and she’s lovely to be around in general

* Despite being a “distraction” for Killua Canary was kept because they didn’t want Killua running away if she was to be killed

* Miss girl is either lesbian, bi or pan, promise you miss girl ain’t straight

* Off topic but to be honest idk one person who is straight in HxH

* There is someone but I don’t have the time, energy, or interest to look for a straight person in HxH

* Back on topic Canary did baton twirling before she became a butler

* Other than singing she does baton twirling when she’s bored

* She also practices her stance and phrase to make sure it’s as perfect and cool when she did when the gang came through

* She also built up her resolve to not be weak

* Pretty sure her and Amane has some chemistry, might just be me being a shipper but hey I see chemistry

* Many of the guards admire Canary and actually treasure her, though they can’t do much to keep her safe they do their best tbh

* That’s why she’s at the gate lol, no one wants to let her in the mansion or anywhere else the Zoldycks mostly are to keep her safe

🎃 We love Canary y’all and Happy Halloween Everyone ! 🎃

#HxH #headcannons #hxh headcanons #canary hxh #killua zoldyck #kikyo zoldyck #kalluto zoldyck #amane hxh #zoldyck family #illumi zoldyck

[gozag]

Hiso/Illu committing tax fraud and being very serious about their marriage.

I believe that in hxh world putting a bounty on your own head and assigning a hunter to get the reward in case of your death is a tax dodging scheme. So when hisoka married illumi and did exactly that it's a way to avoid inheritance tax in case of his death. I bet illumi did the same but I guess some of his head bounty will go to his family.

It seems like on top on travel and education benefits hunters' bounties and jobs are practically untaxed and I don't think it is this way for inheritance.

#hisoillu #hxh #hisoilu headcannon #hisoka #illumi #hisoka headcanons #illumi zoldyck #illumi headcanons #hisoka morow #hisoillu husbands #taxes #inheritance tax #hisoillu committing tax fraud

[fatiguedcorvid]

Headcannon: teen Illumi figured out he's queer and decided to change his look. He concentrated all his ren on his head to enhance his hair growth and go from bowl cut to ass length in, like, a week.

#hunter x hunter #illumi zoldyck #hxh headcanons #headcannons #i mean #how else do you explain what happened to him

[illubean]

Hunterxhunter men if reader sat on their lap(not sure if it’s fluff or NSFW but whatever you’re comfortable with🫶🏼)

Sitting On Their Lap

Characters: Kurapika Kurta, Leorio Paladiknight, Ilumi Zoldyck, Chrollo Lucilfer Type: Mainly Fluff, Headcannons, Gn!reader

I didn't pick too many characters for this one so if you wanna see others too I don't mind making a part 2 ^__^

Warnings: Slightly Suggestive

Kurapika Kurta

he doesn't have much free time

but when he does he likes spending it as close to you as possible <3

that being said he likes it when you sit in his lap

especially facing him so he can hug you close :D

but if you decide to pepper kisses all over his face and neck

oh that gets him going

he probably makes the cutest noises while gladly accepting you affections

but if you REALLY want to set him off plant kisses along his collarbone

things are bound to escalate from there ;)

Leorio Paladiknight

oh boy.

needless to say he's ecstatic that you decided to sit in his lap

his arms are instant to lock around your waist and this man is not going to let go any time soon

this guy has no shame so he doesn't care if you do it in public

after you sit in his lap for the first time he's definitely going to start pulling you to sit on him any chance he gets

yk the face he made at the girl on trick tower? yeah.

he does that face while trying to cop a feel 💀

whether you let him or slap his hand away is up to you

Illumi Zoldyck

if you do it in private he probably doesn't care all that much

but in public or in front of his family? he's pushing you off

it's not something he particularly likes or dislikes but if you enjoy it he'll indulge you

if you're trying to get his attention because you're needy though he'll probably just straight up ask

"are you trying to say you want to have sex?"

yeah there's no teasing this guy it's always straight to the point with him 😭

Chrollo Lucilfer

he's another one who actually really enjoys it

less eager and open than Leorio but he likes to have you in his lap during troupe meetings <3

he likes spending time with you in his lap, a book in one hand and the other around your waist or on your thigh

if he's feeling extra affectionate he'll plant soft kisses on your neck

sometimes it ends with dark markings littered across your neck and jawline <33

#hxh 2011 #hxh x reader #kurapika headcanons #kurapika #kurapika x reader #kurapika hxh #kurapika hunter x hunter #hxh chrollo #hxh #hunter x hunter #leorio paladiknight #leorio #illumi x reader #illumi zoldyck #hxh illumi #chrollo x reader #chrollo hunter x hunter #chrollo lucilfer #phantom troupe

[cat3ch1sm]

hii i think this is my first time requesting from you so hopefully I do it right..

can you do sfw headcannons of Hisoka, illumi, and Kurapika with an s/o who has a terrifying nen aura? like stronger and more menacing then theirs? and can you do gender neutral reader? thanks :]

🕷️~ hello!! welcome to my inbox 💚 thanks for your request! if you’re ever wondering what info to put in a request just view the pinned post on my profile! tyy <33

(:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅) gn!reader, sfw

𝐡𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐤𝐚, 𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐮𝐦𝐢, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐤𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐢𝐤𝐚 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚𝐧 𝐬/𝐨 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐟𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐧𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐮𝐫𝐚

hisoka

hisoka isn’t usually fazed by anyone’s aura because his own is so overpowering. his aura is just so eerie and unsettling that he never needs to pay any mind to anyone else’s because he’s usually the one people stay away from. but when you enter the picture, that all changes. the second you even enter a building every person in there is instantly weighed down by the darkness and menace of your aura, including hisoka, and he can’t help but feel fearful because that is simply the only emotion your aura allows anyone around it to feel. but fear doesn’t affect hisoka like it does other people. rather, he’s intrigued.

hisoka obviously has a thing for people who can kill him, so he likes to be around you just for the twisted euphoria he experiences of being actually genuinely scared. he knows that if you wanted to or he made one wrong move, that you could kill him in a second, and that fills him with an uncanny amount of pleasure. as a matter of fact, he’ll regularly push your boundaries just to feel the rush when your aura spikes. it’s like his favorite thing to do

illumi

okay let me just say you’ve gotta be pretty goddamn scary to overshadow an aura like illumi’s. even when he’s not trying he’s still scary as shit 🙏🏾

illumi isn’t someone who normally feels things like fear, anxiety, anything along those lines. but when he first encounters you, he can’t deny the overpowering sense of dread he’s filled with when he’s even near you. it’s not like he’s legitimately scared of you or anything, but it’s more like trepidation is literally forced into him. like he has no choice but to fear your aura. this is a brand-new thing to him, too- not even the phantom troupe or anyone in his family has such an awful presence. and to be honest, illumi doesn’t like having the tables turned on him- he’s usually the one people run away from and go out of their way to avoid.

i imagine he’d watch you from a distance for a while- either by having needle people go keep tabs on you or by constructing some other nen tactic so he can observe you. the dread that comes with being too close to you and that horrible aura is too much for him to handle for now, especially since like i said it’s a new feeling. i think only after illumi has watched you long enough to discover a weakness that he’s able to exploit would he go and approach you, so if you try and pull something illumi can have a better chance at taking you out.

illumi’s next thought, though, is to make an ally out of you- and what better way to do that than have you literally join his family? that’s what causes him to seek you out in a “romantic” way- his goal is literally immediately just to marry you so you become a zoldyck and can’t turn against him.

i feel like during the relationship illumi might be a bit distant for the reasons i listed earlier. also illumi just isn’t a clingy or affectionate person. with how powerful your nen is and the hostile nature of your aura illumi isn’t inclined to be near you often. basically you both just do your own thing, but illumi does keep tabs on you and still doesn’t let you see other people. not that anybody wants to because you’re scary but still😭

kurapika

realistically, i doubt kurapika would be with anyone whose aura is this horrible. it reminds him way too much of the spiders. and in his mind, nobody with an aura as ghastly as yours can mean anything good for anyone. plus, kurapika has destructive tendencies of his own, so having someone even worse than him around would not benefit him at all. so i think he’d want to stay far away from you, and would be protective of those around him when you’re near.

but because these are headcanons and we are supposed to be delusional, let’s say that kurapika isn’t immediately deterred by your nightmarish aura. his mind goes a similar route to illumi’s, so Kurapika is going to want to get you on his side for sure. he isn’t someone who approaches people that much, so he devises a situation in which you both can be alone so he can try and develop some sort of bond which you can build on.

usually Kurapika would be more protective than not of people he’s in a relationship with, but not with you. he kind of keeps his distance, actually. if you want to do something dangerous or deadly he just steps back and lets you. he doesn’t feel the need to protect you at all, more so like protecting other people from you lmao 😭

these were mid asf but it’s 2 am 💔 i hope u enjoyed <33

#anime #hxh headcanons #hxh memes #chrollo x reader #hunter x hunter #hisoka x reader #reader x hisoka #illumi x reader #reader x illumi #hxh imagines #kurapika x reader fic #Kurapika headcanons #Kurapika x reader #you x kurapika #kurapika kurta x reader #hisoka morow headcanons #hisoka morow x reader #illumi zoldyck x reader #reader x illumi zoldyck #you x kurapika kurta

[rotten-pomegranates-fics]

May I ask for Illumi Zoldyck head cannons please? 💚💫

Yes you may

Warnings: some smut, illumi’s possessive

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He’s so protective he doesn’t let you go out alone unless him or one of his trusted butlers are with you

He likes picking what you wear to match his outfits, when he has the green pin suit you have a similar dress with yellow accessories

Takes you on lots of fancy dates and acts like they are nothing until you guys get home and he wants you to pay him back in a different way

Your showered in gifts constantly, you kissed him on the cheek and told him you loved him? He’s bringing you a diamond necklace worth more then the car you had before you met him

Your only to be dressed in the softest robes and the silkiest dresses at any given moment

You don’t have to do anything but provide him with an heir, you have cooks, cleaners, drivers and of course the butlers

When you talk to him like he’s just like you it makes his stomach feel weird and full of butterflies

He’ll get you a pet if you tell him you get lonely when he goes on missions, but it won’t be normal no no it’ll be expensive and exotic like an owl or a tiger that will never leave your side

He loves when you hug and cuddle him, he’s a bit stiff and he never starts it but he loves it

He has like five weighted blankets on his bed, he loves them, maybe it’s because he feels like he’s being buried

Your gonna be kept far away from hisoka at all cost

He rants to you about his problems and he’s never done that with anyone before

He hopes you understand he loves you in his own way even if he only really knows how to show it through giving gifts

©rotten-pomegranate- All rights reserved, don’t steal, translate, copy, plagiarize, claim my work as your own or post it on other platforms.

#illumi #illumi x reader #yandere illumi #yandere illumi x reader #illumi c reader #illumi x you #illumi zoldyck #illumi x y/n #Illumi headcannons

[rotten-pomegranate]

May I ask for Illumi Zoldyck head cannons please? 💚💫

Yes you may

Warnings: some smut, illumi’s possessive

/|\^._.^/|\ /|\^._.^/|\ /|\^._.^/|\ /|\^._.^/|\

He’s so protective he doesn’t let you go out alone unless him or one of his trusted butlers are with you

He likes picking what you wear to match his outfits, when he has the green pin suit you have a similar dress with yellow accessories

Takes you on lots of fancy dates and acts like they are nothing until you guys get home and he wants you to pay him back in a different way

Your showered in gifts constantly, you kissed him on the cheek and told him you loved him? He’s bringing you a diamond necklace worth more then the car you had before you met him

Your only to be dressed in the softest robes and the silkiest dresses at any given moment

You don’t have to do anything but provide him with an heir, you have cooks, cleaners, drivers and of course the butlers

When you talk to him like he’s just like you it makes his stomach feel weird and full of butterflies

He’ll get you a pet if you tell him you get lonely when he goes on missions, but it won’t be normal no no it’ll be expensive and exotic like an owl or a tiger that will never leave your side

He loves when you hug and cuddle him, he’s a bit stiff and he never starts it but he loves it

He has like five weighted blankets on his bed, he loves them, maybe it’s because he feels like he’s being buried

Your gonna be kept far away from hisoka at all cost

He rants to you about his problems and he’s never done that with anyone before

He hopes you understand he loves you in his own way even if he only really knows how to show it through giving gifts

©rotten-pomegranate- All rights reserved, don’t steal, translate, copy, plagiarize, claim my work as your own or post it on other platforms.

#hxh #hunter x hunter #illumi x reader smut #illumi #illumi x cat reader #illumi x reader with wings #illumi is everything #illumi x reader #illumi hxh #yandere illumi #illumi zoldyck #hxh illumi #illumi x y/n #illumi x you #illumi x reader fluff #illumi headcanons #illumi hunter x hunter #illumi x reader headcannons #writing

[you-can-call-me-fangs]

It’s cool that your talking requests! So, can I have illumin with a sick reader or we meet illumins family or something like that we would be dating him to. Preferably male reader but gn is good to.

Also can I be 🧀-anon?

Thank you for being my first request 🧀 anon! 💛💛

Also I'm sorry if this ended up being a little too self indulgent for me but I can't help it I had too much fun coming up with headcannons for the Zoldyck family because they're so...themselves, ya know? They're fun to build headcannon ideas off of

Meeting/Being Apart of the Zoldyck Family

When the adults in the Zoldyck family first met you, well they didn't like you, it's not that you did anything wrong you're just an outsider and they can't help but be wary of you especially when your being introduced as Illumi's boyfriend

I mean if the Zoldyck family can be transphobic is it really a stretch to think their a liiittle homophobic too?

Silva is just straight up in denial

He refuses to call you Illumi's boyfriend, instead he'll call you "Illumi's friend"

You and Illumi will call him out on this but he'll keep on "messing up" (you know damn well he's doing it on purpose)

Kikyo is bit more excepting, but not of you, she doesn't think anyone is good enough for her precious son though

It doesnt help that she believes every gay stereotype she's ever heard, she will honestly pull up on you with something like, "I thought you people wore rainbow colored clothes?" and will be genuinely confused if you aren't wearing rainbow colored clothing

Zeno just thinks Illumi is going through a phase by dating you

In conclusion you being Illumi's boyfriend makes the adults in the Zoldyck family confused and uncomfortable and I take pure joy in this thought

The kids are a different story, none of them care too much about you being there as Illumi's boyfriend

I actually headcannon that Illumi can get along pretty well with all his siblings he just doesn't see them enough

At first Killua isn't too fond of you and even actively avoids you, it's his way of being cautious around you, even if Alluka likes you (which she most definitely does, who doesn't Alluka like?) he still tries to be careful

Like, you're willingly dating Illumi how stable could you be?

However once he realises that you're a pretty cool dude he'll actually start hanging out with you a lot, he'll damn there latch himself onto you

You'll go skateboarding together, pull pranks on people together, hang out with the rest of Killua's friends, and so on and so on, you'll even start to have your own inside jokes

You and Killua call each other step-bro in front of the adults (mostly Silva) to try an get a rouse out of them

Illumi will lightly reprimand the two of you but he will never do anything too serious cause he secretly thinks it's funny too he just can't show it in front of his parents

Basically you and Killua have a lot fun together and are known to also cause a little chaos

Illumi will never flat out tell you that he's jealous about the all the time you get to spend with Killua, but he is, you can tell because after you and Killua hang out Illumi will ask you everything he can about Kil

Was he having fun? Was he smiling? What were some of the things that he liked? Did he ask about him?

You've tried to ask Killua to go out Illumi more often but he will refuse, you did find a loophole though, Killua will hang out with Illumi as long as you're there

You try to do this as much as possible so Illumi can actually see Kil for once without him being mad or scared of him

Milluki hates playing video games with Illumi because he always miraculously wins, has never played a game in his life but will still get a W and then be like "oh, I won"

Milluki just sees this as a massive insult to his skills so he'll play against you next to boost his ego, he is still a pro gamer after all, this boy spends way too much time on his computer to not be one

When Milluki was younger and it was just him and Illumi, Mil was the type of younger brother to hide behind his older brother and talk shit from there because nobody would mess with him with his tall scary looking bro standing right there, right?

This changed somewhat since Illumi puts more of his time and focus into Killua now so Milluki switched all of that energy to you

Now Milluki will get behind you and shit talk from there, Mil sees you like a brother so that's cool

Has that "don't make me call my older brothers to come down here and whoop your ass!" type energy

I think Kalluto and Illumi already get along surprisingly well

Kalluto will follow you and Illumi around the same way he does with his mother

Kalluto will randomly gift you little paper cut outs or paper origamis he made while you're at the house, it's his way of showing he likes you

Illumi and Kalluto can both be so quiet and keep to themselves so much that being around the two of them can be one of the few times in the Zoldyck house where you can have some peace and quiet

Similar to Killua hanging out with Illumi, for Illumi to hang out with Alluka you'll have to be there

Cause Illumi is under this weird impression that Alluka isn't apart of the family or something (which we all know is bullshit) so you have to be there so he'll have a reason to stay

You definitely have to correct him several times on Alluka's pronouns, don't worry he'll get used to it he just needs some practice

Also Illumi truly enjoys playing with Alluka, they get along very well

Alluka is child like in a way Illumi probably never got to be so being around Alluka and kind of playing in her world helps Illumi be a little childish too, which he likes

Alluka would be trying to play dolls with the both of you, braid your guys (mostly Illumi's) hair, play dress up, etc.

The other Zoldyck siblings will go to you and Illumi first before their parents when they have a problem

For instance, if they're arguing and they need an adult to help them tell the other to stop bothering them or if one of them has a nightmare and they want to sleep with someone else they go to you and Illumi

#🧀 anon #i love my dysfunctional step family! #i headcannon that Kikyo is a bitch but in a comical way #Illumi is an amazing older brother to ALL his siblings and i won't hear anymore about it #illumi zoldyck x reader #illumi x reader #illumi x male reader #hxh x male reader #hxh x reader #hxh #hunter x hunter x reader #hunter x hunter

[0asisbliss]

Illumi Relationship headcannons

Warnings: None.

Pairings: Illumi x Chubby fem! Reader

•Will use your shampoo. He likes the way it smells when he's away on missions he'll use because he thinks it smells like you.

•You will be married to him when it's all said, and done.

•He's another one that his feelings for you started off as a slight obsession. He saw you on one of his missions, and found you alluring.

•If you’re not a nen user, or fighter it’ll be easier for him to “navigate” you where he wants you to be at all times.

•Don’t even think about leaving. He’ll always find you no matter what literally.

•WANTS CHILDREN IMMEDIATELY

•After deciding that Killua’s not coming home anytime soon his family decided it’s up to him.

•Would keep you inside the Zoldyck estate 100%

•If your a hunter or something he wouldn’t mind. Unless you get hurt.

#hxh x reader #illumi x you #illumi zoldyck x reader #illumi x reader #hxh illumi #illumi zoldyck

[crusty-chronicles]

is there any chance you could add killua for the airheaded but strong s/o headcanons? If not, then no worries, I just love how you write them!

Yeah, I don't mind but it's gonna be platonic because I'm a little iffy about writing for him romantically. He's just a boy 🥺🥺🥺 This is mostly a crack fic.

BONUS AIRHEADED S/O HEADCANNONS: Killua (HxH)

Honestly tried to kill you at one point

Oh you're strong huh?

Then proceeds to hit you with everything he's got, only to see that it hardly affected you. (Kinda like the way he first treated Zushi)

After that he's petty, but impressed.

Congratulations 🎉🎉🎉 You've earned his respect 🥳🥳🥳

You're basically Gon 2.0

And he hates it

Cannot take you two anywhere

"We should break the lock to get in." Gon suggested.

"Are you stupid?" You scoffed.

"What's the point of having a door if you're just gonna break it?"

And Killua is momentarily at peace that at least one of you has some sense. Until you open your mouth again.

"Obviously we should smash open a window."

And Gon is nodding along enthusiastically

"You're right! What would we do without you 🤩"

And Killua is just 😮‍💨.

He is the parent of the group and I will die on this hill

If Gon's the sun, you're a nuke

He's constantly dragging you away from Hisoka

Nope. Not today

Why do you insist on talking to strangers.

No scratch that.

Why do you insist on talking to creepy strangers????

It gives him a massive headache everytime you almost get abducted.

Honestly thought about putting a tracker on you to avoid this happening.

But then he remembers you're practically indestructible so he drops it.

Is afraid Illumi will come for you and hurt you.

He was never allowed to have friends, and after Illumi threatened you and Gon at the Hunter Exam, he's very protective.

But then he remembers something you said after Greed Island.

"The three of us are all gonna become the best of the best. We're gonna get all wrinkly and old together and still kick butt!!! We're gonna stick together no matter what!"

And it temporarily quells the fear of his brother.

It makes him look forward to that outcome and gives him something to fight a little harder for.

When it comes to fighting, he does get a little envious of how you and Gon just rush in without thinking.

And how you always manage to win despite the circumstance.

But he never feels left behind because of it.

Like with Gon, he won't baby you, just call you an idiot and move on.

You fell?

Get up loser.

You can't read?

Find somebody else to translate. Or he'll make you do it and be laughing nonstop while you struggle to pronounce the word "Apple"

"Gon what color's an orange?"

"An orange is the same color as it's name. Just like a lemon."

Please somebody take you two back to first grade.

Killua is begging.

Even though he won't baby you, he'll rush as fast as he can if you're in actual danger.

You got caught by the phantom troupe?

"Are you completely brain dead!?!!? Where are you!?!?"

Now he regrets not putting a tracker on you.

"This nice clown man gave me candy and told me to follow him." You tell him over CALL.

"HISOOKAAAAA!!!!"

He is screaming and panicking.

You trespassed into the mountains his family lives to see him.

"WHY???? DON'T YOU KNOW ABOUT MIKE!?!?"

And when he gets there he sees you rubbing the monstrous canine's tummy. Petting him and calling him a "Good Boy."

Names he has called you out of spite: Idiot, Moron, Dummy, Psycho, Airhead, Ditz, and probably Pea Brain

On the bright side, you are Alluka's favorite person.

"Give me your ribs."

"Oh, are you hungry? Let's see if we can't find you a smokehouse for those ribs."

And it baffles both souls so much that Nanika accepts that as fulfilling her command.

Plus you have endless amounts of energy that works to drain both girls out. Even when they've both already swapped twice.

Killua designates you her official babysitter when he's busy.

You are a complete lunatic and moron, but you're one of the people he trusts the most.

Even if he does complain about you a lot.

MASTERLIST

#killua x reader #hxh x reader #hunter x hunter x y/n #hxh killua #killua zoldyck #hunter x hunter #airhead s/o #stronk s/o #crack fic #x reader #x y/n #platonic