#im a chocolate fiend

[somer-writes]

What is your favorite candy or sweet?

Milky Way :D

but for sweets it’s tiramisu :D

What about you??

#somer answers #im a chocolate fiend #And coffee #and tiramisu is food of the gods

[nanamimizz]

period beating my ass i need to be cooed at and have my stomach massaged

#lamb.talks #this SUCKS #im going thru chocolate like a fiend

[destiniescollide]

this or that tag!!

i’ve never been tagged in a little tag game, so this is so fun!! i was tagged by @whimsyqueen​ & i guess i’m just gonna tag anyone who sees this and thinks its cute (it’s a very cute lil game wow)

 indoor plants or gardens // cloud-watching or star-gazing // water or fire // paperback or hardcover // running or hiking // sleeping with socks or without socks // fruit or vegetables // hanging plants or succulents // dark wood or light wood // handwritten or typed // instagram or pinterest // braids or pigtails // dc or marvel // books or movies // oceans or meadows // forests or fields // sweet or salty // ice cream or chocolate // hoodies or sweaters // long hair or short hair // piercings or tattoos // summer or winter // boots or sneakers // cars or motorcycles // curls or straight hair // castles or cottages  // sunny days or storms // reptiles or birds // disney or nickelodeon // strawberries or watermelon // essay or posters // phones or laptops // glass or stone // dark or light // photos or painting // circuses or theaters // reading or writing // dogs or cats // poetry or novels // monsters or ghosts // thrift shops or libraries // fiction or non-fiction  

#about me #silly little post #i’m gay #tag game #cottage core #be my friend or die #also why is chocolate and ice cream separated bc im personally a chocolate ice cream fiend #id also like it to be known that i dont like to hike but i had no choice but to pick one

[hyuckie-angel]

treasure reaction; college boyfriend

in which they love their partner and their studies (sometimes)

a/n; a lil suggestive in jihoon, yoshi, asahi and doyoung’s parts

최현석 • choi hyunsuk

the making music at 1am boyfriend

the raw talent your partner hyunsuk possesses is no joke

the way music seems to come from his fingertips

magically into the software

renders you speechless sometimes

‘come look at what i made :D’

he’ll never say it but all of his lyric inspiration is you

he’s never failed a project and he knows its because he’s got you there to write about :’)

but anyway

despite adoring his creativity, sometimes he really just has no clue 

like there’s a road in his brain but its one way and the lines are fading

if you get what i mean

it’s really late

the world is silent

you are drifting off into dreams

when out of nowhere you hear a really loud Dm chord blasting through the stereo

‘hyunsukkkkkkkk’

‘yeah? :0′

he’s cute when he’s confused so you forgive him

when he has an early class you sometimes have to get out of bed and force him away from his desk

‘but im almost don-’

‘hyunsuk it is 4am go the fuck to sleep’

sometimes he whips out the guitar at 1am, strumming a few chords and humming along

this you could never say no to

‘i wrote this one for you the other day’

lying there listening to him quietly serenade you fills you with this warm comfortableness 

so you jump out of bed to grab his face 

planting a soft kiss onto his lips

you can feel his grin even with your eyes shut

its safe to say that sleeping doesn’t play a huge part in the relationship, and you could not care any less :)

박지훈 • park jihoon

the ‘if i finish my project will you finish me? ;)’ boyfriend

lord help your soul

jihoon may look like the sweetest, most innocent guy on campus

but oh boy is that incorrect

before you were even dating he was winking at you across the classroom

or running ahead of you to open doors

and despite his wide and elated smile when you finally accepted his advances

he is a fiend

he’s like your own personal devil on your shoulder

‘surely we skip this class’ wink wink wink

you quickly figured out that the best motivation for this man is

well

the intimate kind

the ‘if you finish this project in the next hour ill let you do whatever you want tonight’ kind

he has absolutely no complaints

it was a dream come true when he realised you would reciprocate

besides

both of you would much rather spend a night having fun

than reading coursework and hating life

of course he has his sweet moments

buys you flowers

brings you chocolate when you’re sad

agrees that making a pillow fort is very important rn

cue the next 3 hours of bickering and pillow related injuries

but his tendency to get distracted

makes itself known quite often

of course you use this to your advantage

walking into the room in a tiny little skirt and an almost see through top

you get more attention than you’ve ever dreamed of

and the sex 

you don’t wanna blow up his ego

but it’s just always really, really good

your professor has started to become suspicious

sometimes both of you do fantastic work

but sometimes both your projects look rushed  (¬_¬)

‘we just spent too much time studying for our other class professor i swear’

this boy will be the death of you 

金本芳典 • kanemoto yoshinori

the always late to class boyfriend

you love this boy to the grave

but you cannot count on all your fingers and toes the amount of times he has forgotten about his classes

never once has he done it on purpose

the man just gets so distracted by anything and everything

especially you

he is no thoughts head empty only yn

‘holy fucking fuck i have class rn’

you have his schedule written down in your phone

so when you tell him you’re going to the shops and he says he’s coming

you can tell him 

‘no yoshi you have literature in 5 minutes’

cue yoshi olympic sprinting out of the house

the amount of times he comes back from class with a paper that has been graded 

‘98%... late’

its basically his brand atp

you’re no better sometimes though

if you’re making out and in the back of your mind you know he probably has class soon

but you’d much rather be here

with his hands in you hair and your heavy breaths breaking the silence

you just say nothing

yoshi doesn't care if he’s late because you guys were having sex

in fact unsurprisingly

he quite enjoys it

 as do you lmao

‘yoshi you have class’

‘stfu do you wanna have sex or not jesus’

he’s also developed a sixth sense when around his professors

if he passes by one of them on campus

he immediately leaves your side

jumping behind a bush

as you get confronted by his literature professor asking why tf he missed half an hour of class again

‘just tell them i died’ 

‘no??’

he’s never going to change, but as the wisest men say

yolo

김준규 • kim junkyu

the studies until 5am then sleeps through the class boyfriend

if theres one thing about junkyu

its that sleep >>>>> anything else

(aside from you >> ofc)

he also has this unbelievable fear of failing

so to compensate he spends hours and hours studying

into the night

you wake up sometimes and there’s 4 redbull cans scattered across the desk

and a very unconscious junkyu drooling onto his workbook

you take a photo of him

you gently shake him and wake him enough to get himself to bed

you can always tell how hard he’s working to try and pass his classes with the best marks possible

and you admire him for it

but goddamn does he need to stop staying up so late

you remember the infamous night that he stayed up super late cramming

absolutely determined to pass his exam with the highest marks possible

and then proceeded to sleep through all his alarms

you received a very tearful phone call that morning

‘can you wake me up at 6:30?’

‘junkyu its 5am that is 1 and a half hours of sleep’

‘yea??’

he lives and breaths energy drinks

cue his hands shaking to the point where both of you are like

‘maybe we should go to a doctor’  (≖_≖ )

your favourite thing to do together is nap

because he is always sleep deprived

he turns into a cuddly gremlin when you lie down together

you want to get up and use the bathroom

too bad

wait until he wants to let go

its okay though because he’s so cute

sometimes when you’re napping he unconsciously kisses your forehead and cuddles closer to you

and you have to say nothing so you don’t wake him but also die inside from love and affection

although he is clumsy

and somewhat disorganised

he’s your clumsy and disorganised, and you love him more than anything <333333

윤재혁 • yoon jaehyuk

the ‘whats the answer???’ boyfriend

you met jaehyuk in a class the two of you shared

you could tell he was an absent minded guy

he was often staring towards the front of the lecture hall

looking directly through the teacher

and taking in precisely zero information

but because you were sat next to him

and you liked to think you were a decent person

you would give him a tap on the shoulder every time you thought he was missing something important

this seemed quite mundane to you

just a girl helping out a fellow classmate  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

but the butterflies that birthed in his stomach every time you leant over to help him out

made him feel crazy

so he asked you out

after getting over the initial surprise of this gorgeous man wanting to be your boyfriend

you began to notice all these little habits about him

his confused squint when he’s trying to figure something out

the way he clenches his jaw in understanding

his fiddly hands when he’s losing his attention span

and your personal favourite;

the way he leans over to ask you questions about the class

‘hey what did you get for number 1 coz i got 35 but its not even a maths question?’

he’s also so unintentionally funny

‘babe i lost 17 pens can i borrow one?’

once you snorted in amusement so loudly the teacher said bless you

which made jaehyuk loose his shit laughing

and now whenever you laugh at his expense he says bless you

so you slap him (gently)

he pokes his tongue out 

you pretend to get offended

he laughs and kisses you softly

you forgive him immediately

his attention span in class has definitely improved with you helping him

even the professor has noticed

but

he maaaay or may not be pretending to zone out sometimes

just so you’ll tap him on the shoulder and look at him with your pretty eyes and ask him if he needs anything :’)

浜田朝光 • hamada asahi

the quiet sober; crazy drunk boyfriend

when you first met your boyfriend asahi

his quiet and calm temperament had caught your attention

you’d seen him in the library, head down, brown hair falling in his eyes

and you’d realised that you needed this man

he was beautiful

so you went and talked to him

his responses were

well

limited

‘hi’

‘yeah’

‘haha’

but little did you know his heart had swelled and his palms had become clammy at the sight of you

you and your face that he thought was maybe the most gorgeous he’d ever seen

so two months later you were dating

he’d told you he didn’t drink much

he didn’t care for it

but when you were invited to his best friend jaehyuks birthday party, he told you he’d probably indulge a little

“a little” he said

by the time you got into the uber to go to the party, his cheeks were flushed 

by the time you got there, he was smiling wonkily at you like an idiot

about half an hour later and you’d totally lost him

you weren’t worried, it was a safe environment

but you were curious

so out you went to look for him

and there he was on the roof

ON THE ROOF?!?!

his hangover the next morning was his punishment for doing stupid shit you’d told him

now every time you drink

you wait for an incident ™

sometimes he just gets super horny

‘can we leave plzzz babe ;))’

and sometimes he manages things you don’t understand

‘okey we needa go coz that guys wantz to fite me idk why’

but all times, he is hungover for three days and one of his professors thinks he has an alcohol problem 

‘i’m never drinking again’ :(

김도영 • kim doyoung

the hits on you like you’re not dating boyfriend

just like jihoon

doyoung has this innocent exterior, devilish interior 

kinda vibe

he also has absolutely no shame ever

and so has this habit of constantly putting you in awkward situations 

where people think he’s harassing you

but in reality he’s just being a dickhead

‘hey bby girl you wanna come back to my place tonight?’ ;)

before you had told your best friend that you and doyoung were dating

he had come over, slung an arm around your shoulders and gone

‘hey sexy’

you had turned bright red

and your friend had looked so confused you thought she might have an aneurism

doyoung lives in a share house just off campus with three roommates; jaehyuk, jeongwoo and junkyu

the first few times you’d come over, doyoung turned off the weirdness

opting for just following you around

like a lost puppy

but when he realised his roommates didn’t pay you guys any attention

suddenly he’s backing you into walls

grabbing you from behind in the kitchen

staring at your chest almost all the time

and just being a general menace to society 

you have a really lovely and not embarrassing at all memory 

of a beautiful spring day

5:30pm

you and two friends were walking out of class

giggling at everything under the sun

when a voice echoes through the air

a voice belonging to your beloved boyfriend who’s standing 20 feet away from you with a shit eating grin on his face

‘yo yn... is that a mirror in your pocket coz i can see myself in your pants!!!!’ ;)) 

your physics professor was standing right behind him 

you’ve never seen someone go from confident to embarrassed that quickly

but even though he is your personal humiliation creator

you still let him hit

what can you say, he’s dumb but he’s hot lmaooo

渡辺春虎 • watanabe haruto

the ‘i fcking hate this class’ boyfriend

you were the year above haruto

you in your third year of studies, him in his second

you had dreamt your whole life of becoming a marine biologist

dedicating countess hours to study and achieving perfect scores

it wasn’t a secret that you loved all of your classes

now

one evening you were asked by your professor to attend a lecture and maybe help out anyone in need

and that’s when you first saw him

you thought he was cute immediately, his platinum blonde hair framing his face nicely and his glasses sliding down his nose a little

but you weren’t one for pursuing attraction

so you spent the lecture walking around and giving tips to people that asked

until haruto raised his hand as you walked by

secretly happy, you sat down next to him and asked what he needed

it was basically love at first sight for both of you

you spent the rest of the lecture sitting with him

he found you so endearing 

and you thought he was hilarious

all was going so well

until he opened his mouth and went 

‘yeah i fucking hate this class lol’

you awkwardly smiled

‘this is my favourite class’

his grin dropped dramatically

‘ah- ah i’m sorry idk why i said that’

you weren’t offended in the slightest

but his flustered reaction made you giggle

you began dating only weeks later :)

haruto’s favourite thing was to annoy the shit out of you talking about how much he dislikes the classes you love

you could be sitting in the food court

having a loving conversation

and out of nowhere he goes

‘i’m so glad im not in that class rn’

you deadpan stare at him 

if he sees you studying for the class

‘damn i was gonna stay over but not anymore i guess fuck’

so dramatic i stg

despite wanting to punch him in the jaw sometimes

he makes you laugh more than you had in years

and so you can move past the difference in interests for him

박정우 • park jeongwoo

the second-hand embarrassment boyfriend

like

confidently raises his hand and says the total wrong answer

kinda guy

trips over and sprains his ankle in the food court

kinda guy

not that you’d have it any other way

but damn sometimes you have to restrain from cringing visibly

he’s like a walking sit-com

and you are the audience

your personal favourite pass-time is forcing him to listen to his own actions retold from your perspective

as you wheeze with laughter and he sits there like  (－_－) 

he secretly loves it though

if his misfortune is enough to make you happy

he thinks you might be slightly weird

but your happiness is all that matters to him

so he can deal with it

‘im glad me falling on my ass was this amusing to you thanks heaps babe’

one day you were sitting in a class you shared 

it was business and it was boring but it was both of your favourite class because you were in <3 love <3

and jeongwoo had a question

the professor was walking around the classroom so he was waiting

and as they walked over, jeongwoo opened his mouth

and you watched practically in slow motion as he said

‘hey mum i have a question’

your eyes widened

his eyes widened

the professors eyes widened 

doyoungs eyes widened

you held back on laughing until he’d gotten the answer he needed

and then you and doyoung let loose 

‘hey mum’

‘mummy i mean mummy i mean-’

‘excuse me professor birthgiver’

‘OKAY I GET IT SHUT THE FUCK UP PLEASE’

if he ever gets insecure about anything

you look him dead in the eyes and tell him that he may be an idiot, but he’s your idiot, and thats all that matters :)

소정환 • so junghwan

the spends all his money on you boyfriend

from the beginning

junghwan had been spoiling you silly 

buying you lunches

hearing you say you liked something and immediately purchasing it

you hadn’t thought anything of it at first

assuming it was just a friendly gesture

but the smirks from all your friends told you a different story

after the two of you began dating, his bank account began suffering

you had told him countless times

he didn’t need to be doing all this

but to him, it was his way of showing you he cared

‘you like this? i buy for u bby girl’

‘junghwan no-’

he also wasn’t afraid of showing people how much he spoiled you

read: ‘one time he walked into your class whilst the teacher was talking and everybody looked at him confused and he walked to you and gave you a block of chocolate and then walked straight back out but blew you a kiss just to make sure you were sufficiently embarrassed’

you adore him for it though

no matter how much he tries to humiliate you

you also aren’t allowed to try and pay him back

if he catches you tryna pay for something

or transferring money

its on sight

‘i am a grown man and i am insulted by this behaviour’

sometimes you run to the food court to buy both of you lunch before he gets there

so that he can’t lecture you on spending money

sometimes you think he’s a bit dumb though

you once broke a pencil you’d been using in your art class

and in response junghwan had bought you 83 more

‘why are there 7 parcels at my door rn’

‘damn that shits crazy i have no idea’

despite this

you know his only intention is to be there for you and help you out

so you always thank him with a huge hug 

and only one or two insults about him being a walking wallet

#treasure #treasure reactions #treasure imagines #treasure headcannons #yg treasure #choi hyunsuk #hyunsuk #park jihoon #jihoon #yoshi #kanemoto yoshinori #junkyu #kim junkyu #yoon jaehyuk #jaehyuk #Asahi #hamada asahi #doyoung #kim doyoung #haruto #watanabe haruto #jeongwoo #park jeongwoo #junghwan #so junghwan #T5 #kpop imagines #kpop headcanons #kpop fanfic #treasure fanfic

[trans-luis-serra-navarro]

Hi bud!

First 5 Luis-related headcanons that come to mind, quick! :3

(love your blog btw, this Spaniard lives rent-free in my brain)

AAAAAAAA THANK YOU SM!!!!! HE LIVES IN MY HEAD RENT FREE TOO. CLEARLY XHENDHCNSJ BUT OH GOD IM TERRIBLE AT BEING PUT ON THE SPOT UHHHHHH

1. He’s REALLY allergic to cats. Like BADLY. But LOVES them SO MUCH. If a cat were to lay on his chest he’d be sitting there red faced and sobbing and enjoying every second of it

2. The only sweets he ever allowed himself to eat in the past were stuff like dark chocolate or mint icecream to keep him awake whenever he was working, so now (assuming this is set in a universe where he survives w Leon) he’s a bit of a sugar fiend and eats whatever he can find!!!!!!!

2.5. Kinda on the same note, Luis did NOOOOOOT have a good diet while living with Los Illuminados- so I can only imagine that if he DID survive, he’d have a hard time getting back into a regular eating habit but he gets there eventually <<<333

3. His hair CANNOT part any other way. I’m totes projecting here but he has TRIED slicking it back or side parting it but it is in a PERMANENT middle part

4. Orson Wells’ Don Quixote was his Trans awakening. Cmon. Cmooooon. Look at my username. Look at him. You know I’m right

5. He’s a bit of an artist!!!!! Probably learnt how to draw from-life stuff during his research with Umbrella- so now he just draws whatever he finds pretty <<<333 (trees, bugs, the way the sun makes shadows on the walls, Leon-) ((also not to plug my own art or anything but I drew the concept here!!!!))

BUT ONCE AGAIN WUAGHHSBWBXYSBSH THANK YOU SM FOR ASKING IF I ACTUALLY SAT DOWN I COULD PROBABLY THINK OF H U N D R E D S OF HEADCANNONS FOR YOU BUT THESE ARE THE ONES I THOUGHT OF LIKE. RIGHT ON THE SPOT RIGHT OFFA THE TOP OF MY HEAD!!!

#asks #luis serra #serennedy #yeah. I guess that tag counts here ABSBWHNSHCDN

[ccaptain]

nine people i'd like to know better!

𝐅𝐀𝐕𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐎𝐑(𝐒): purble :)

𝐅𝐀𝐕𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐅𝐋𝐀𝐕𝐎𝐑(𝐒): SALTY. i am a salt fiend, give me the chips that aren't super oily and i'll be at my BEST. and also the combo raspberries + chocolate mousse has me on my knees.

𝐅𝐀𝐕𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐂: my spotify is a mess ngl i'm all over the place with my music. recently have been obsessed with EPIC: the musical so i'd say for now im gonna go with that

𝐅𝐀𝐕𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐌𝐎𝐕𝐈𝐄(𝐒): i don't watch many movies,,, if at all. i guess my favorite could be a zombie movie like world war z? i really liked that when it came out 𝐅𝐀𝐕𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐒: BNHA keeps a special place in my heart. i never parted for someone as hard as i did with deku ngl-

𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓 𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐆: a remix of less talk more rokk - freezepop that i scavenged YT in trying to find. it was on a pokèmon battle revolution amv i remember when i was a silly teenager obsessed with pokèmon and found it, and was fixated on how good the music was for DAYS. it felt as good as i remember ngl

𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐒: do YT series count?? if yes i last watched a minecraft series an italian youtuber i follow has done. very funny bc he has some ideas on what he's doing and has good theories but those end up being wrong. it's super funny

𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓 𝐌𝐎𝐕𝐈𝐄: i don't think i've watched a movie in a LONG time so none

𝐂𝐔𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐋𝐘 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐆: rereading game of thrones! halfway thru the first book bc i'm taking it slow c:

𝐂𝐔𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐋𝐘 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐎𝐍: playing pokèmon fool's gold! i love my team here and i have increased shiny odds because i input a password at the start, it's an ingame mechanic the devs added. it's a v good hack and i recommend it if you want to stay in the familiar silver game but also want something new and alternative pokèmon looks

tagged by: @daybreakrising YIPEE tagging: @predvestnik / @vohunara, @melodicbreeze, @unpiety, @mmriesoftvat, @curiouskinetic, @cloudhymn, @snowtombedstar & everyone else! steal from me

#from another realm ━ (ooc)

[forestcat000]

Do have any more Dante and Zenix stuff? They are just so cute!

I know i love them so much! thank you for the ask these two are definitely one of my OTPS

(on wattpad i do have a few things about them in my 'Aphmau Fics' book, my wattpad link is in my pinned post, the first few chapters of that book aren't very good but after awhile they get a bit better.)

they have video game nights, they love the sims, farmville, and final fantasy.

they have frequent movie nights, they get as much junkfood as possible and cuddle.

they are always touching each other, when they walk they hold hands, when one of them gets especially clingy the other one carries them around.

Zenix taught Dante Russian and German. (i headcanon Zenix is Russian and German.)

Zenix does not take baths willingly and the only one who can make him take a bath in a non violent way is Dante, and thats only if Dante takes a bath with him.

Zenix once pierced Dantes nose, Dante cried and whined for an hour, not because it hurt but because he wanted Zenix to comfort him with cuddles, (Zenix knew he was faking but he also wanted cuddles.)

they only ever argue about stupid things, like whether or not to buy chocolate milk, (Dante and Zenix are both werewolves in my au and allergic to chocolate, its basically like being lactose intolerant for them, Dante doesn't want the trouble of eating chocolate and Zenix is a chocolate fiend.)

Zenix always adds ten spoons of sugar in his coffee, Dante doesnt let Zenix drink coffee.

they both smoke weed, get high and make out every saturday.

Zenix gives Dante love bits all the time, its always in really noticeable areas because Zenix wants everyone to see that they are together.

they told Gene that they were dating by Zenix picking up Dante and screaming at the top of his lungs "THIS IS WHO IM GAY FOR!!!!!!!!!"

thanks for the ask, i don't get many so thanks (:

#aphmau pdh #aphmau rewrite #aphmau headcanons #aphmau #aphmau zenix #shadow knights #dante x zenix #dante oceans #aphmau dante #zenix x dante #zenix supremacy

[herbertwest]

i don’t remember why im following u so i have to go off of url. herbert and dan run out of milk

The clock struck 3 am…the witching hour. The walls of the house seemed to breathe (and breathe they might – what wretched fiends lurked behind the old bricks, their rank breath moving the bricks and mortar?).

Dan awoke from a restless slumber, dreams of being buried alive crumbling from his eyes. He shuddered once and looked at the clock. The tick-tick-ticking reminded him too much of the sound of a shovel hitting earth. He needed to shed his nightmare, and what better way to do that than a little past-midnight snack?

The thought cheered him. He sauntered into the kitchen and opened the highest cabinet, the one that Herbert could not reach. Inside were all Dan’s favorite snacks: glorious gummy worms; savory Slim Jims; crumbly chocolate chip cookies; and, the best, om-nom-able Oreos.

He took down the package and placed a generous helping onto the only clean plate in the house. Now he just needed some milk; it was a crime against nature to have Oreos without milk, and while Dan routinely participated in crimes against nature, milkless Oreos was a crime too far.

Opening the fridge, Dan pushed aside jarred experiments and bottles of glowing serum. He removed pickles, mustard, peanut butter, and frozen mice. He frantically tossed old orange juice and cheese out of the way, but he could not find what he sought. They were out of milk.

Dan knew that there had been a nearly full carton earlier in the day.

“Herbert…” muttered Dan, narrowing his eyes. He marched down the steps into the basement.

“Herbert, did you drink all the milk?” Dan asked, neatly sidestepping a reanimated corpse as it tried to tear out his jugular.

“It turns out that milk gives my test subjects strong bones if added to the serum,” replied Herbert, who appeared to have been thrown across the room recently and was just picking himself up.

“Why is that something you want? Aren’t they strong enough as it is?” Dan picked up a nearby shovel and slammed it into the reanimated corpse’s head. It dropped like a sack of bricks, falling next to an actual sack of bricks.

Herbert paused to think for a moment. “Science,” he replied.

“Do we have any milk left?” asked Dan.

Herbert gestured to a carton on a table. It had toppled, and the last dregs were dripping onto the floor.

Dan raced over to it, but too late! It was empty. He took a shuddering breath. It was as he had feared. They were out of milk. How was he supposed to eat his Oreos now?

“Herbert, you’ve really done it this time,” said Dan.

“Sometimes we have to make sacrifices for the greater good,” said Herbert, nodding sagely.

“The only sacrifice that’s going to happen is you if you don’t replace the milk.” Dan brandished his shovel.

“Let’s not be hasty…check my minifridge. I keep some in there for post-experiment Oreos.”

Dan glanced at the blood-spattered minifridge, squeamishly opening it with his foot. Inside was a severed hand, several vials of reagent…and a small carton of milk. Dan snatched it up. “Get more non-experiment milk tomorrow,” he said, and returned to the kitchen.

The Things in the Walls had taken all his cookies.

This was the worst night ever.

#danbert #herbert west #dan cain #fanfic #thanks for the request! #reanimator

[lunargrapejuice]

Hi Luna!

Just wanted to pop in here and say I’m doing a lot better. It’s been a slow but steady recovery over the past few weeks. Thank you for the acknowledgement. 🥰

I went to the bakery today to buy a cake for some family friends, and on the way back, I couldn’t stop thinking about Gojo’s unstoppable sweet tooth. I’ve also seen some cute headcanons about Diluc possibly having a sweet tooth (and also being so embarrassed about it).

Gojo is an absolute FIEND when it comes to sweets. He can’t even walk past a bakery or a dessert cafe without stopping dead in his tracks to peek in the window. Regardless of what you’re doing on date night, he’ll always end up taking you to get dessert. Of course, there’s never any pressure for you to order anything—and if you can’t finish what you purchased, he’ll just swipe it out of your hands and chow down like crazy. Cakes, ice cream, cookies, fudge…it doesn’t matter, Gojo will eat anything and everything. He has so little shame that he’ll eat candy as loudly as possible while on a phone call with Nanami or Shoko. But whenever you bake for him, you notice that, for once, he slows down to enjoy the treats in front of him. He’ll savor it bite by bite, taking time to compliment your hard work. And when it’s all finished, he bats his eyelashes and pouts and asks, “could you please make that again?” It’s really hard to say no when he adds, “pretty please, with a kiss.”

Diluc’s sweet tooth is much more subtle than Gojo’s. He prefers sweet drinks over sweet foods, though he would rather perish than have anyone find out the truth. Obviously, he’ll drink grape juice on any given day (and endure Kaeya’s relentless teasing.) In the privacy of his estate, he experiments with brewing sunsettia teas and berry lemonades. But most of all, he enjoys the strange and sweet concoctions that you come up with. One day, while he’s working tirelessly at his desk, you place a warm, steaming drink in front of him. Diluc glances up, almost incredulously. He isn’t too fond of coffee, and if he wanted hot tea, he’d warm it up himself. But you just gesture for him to try it, and he sighs and resigns himself to your creative mixology. That’s how Diluc discovers hot chocolate. And that’s how you get a grumpy but desperate “sweetheart” on your hands, constantly offering to import more cocoa from Natlan so you can make it together.

—rainy day girl🌧️

JDKDJDKFKFL THIS IS ALL SUCH PERFECTION GOJO & DILUC MY BELOVEDS 😭🩷 i need to marry them immediately & always have little sweet treats with them hehe

i totally agree that diluc has a sweet tooth that is my subtle than gojos but oh my hell they’re both so cute with it 😭

im so glad to hear you’re feeling better too! i hope you’ve been having a great week & thank you so much for sharing this with me 🥺🩷

#I am obsessed with them #seriously this is so cute I can’t even #rainy day girl🌧️ anon #🌙asks #satoru #diluc

[webslingingslasher]

horny pms is literally the best kind of pms. i legit turn into an animal. cherry has nothing on me when im on my period.

also on the hunger: i NEED chocolate when im on my period. like. i turn into a fiend. its kinda scary actually. i inhale it like its air djfksdhj. u get it.

alsoooo i need to give u a life update but im too lazy to type so tell me to do it pls🔫

love u sm hope ur having the best day xo

mwahhh -🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍

(if u were ever curious, i always end up using a bunch of the hearts bc 1 isnt enough for you dfjksdjkl i need to shower u with hearts or i feel rude)

ok bye ily

started my period today. rip. need fries.

please give me update!!! did u see mr hat hoodie today??

#🤍 anon #i feel the love in ALL ur hearts!

[lhkingkat]

a year ago on my birthday my mom got me a chocolate birthday cake, which is all well and good except,

I don't like chocolate cake.

I've always been very loud about it, when offered I'll flat out refuse or give it to someone else while being dramatic about how terrible chocolate cake is - "how could u ever even think I would want the wretched cake of fiends??!?" "I'm deathly allergic to the terrible experience of eating it" yada yada terrible terrible - yet after 15 years of knowing me she gets me a triple chocolate cake

and then she gets the little devil man she raised an oreo ice cream cake... my FAVORITE for the pure evil that is my brother, not to mention how the candle for the cake was old because on my FOURTEENTH BIRTHDAY she got me the number THIRTEEN, the disrespect, the gull, and then when I make a silly little joke about it HE LAUGHS HE LAUGHS IN MY FACE

he was born so I have something truly terrible to scorn, my birthday is plagued with misfortune afflicted by the ones I share my days with..

but at the end of the day it's not that big of a deal, but if I don't get my FUCKING OREO ICE CREAM CAKE IM GOING TO BECOME THE WORST VERSION OF ME, I WILL NOT BE LAUGHED AT AND MY AGE WILL NOT BE LESSENED NO LONGER mark my words..

byere 💞💞💖💖💖💗😃😃😃☹️😃

#ranting #art redacted

[daffodil--lament]

Hello!!!!

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you! Get to know your mutuals and followers ⭐️

OK OK I FINALLY HAVE TIME TO ANSWER THIS thank you and also to godfrey I saw you homie

rn it's like

- a good adagio combination (the vertigo was winning today but I kept going and got a stylistic compliment from ms m)

- the burrito I just ate it was fire

- my friends I rly like them :)

- hot chocolate im a hot chocolate fiend. im ingesting horrendous dramatic violent quantities of hot chocolate from november to february every year

- folk music!!!! as always smothers brothers 4 life

#hooray thank you #i need to do that thing in a second in avout to drive to the Library #daffodil lamenting #ask #teleportzz

[paragonrising]

\\ ✧ // communications . . . munday questions @collectorofmuses sent: 🎶 💖🍦

🎶 favourite song at the moment? 

Oh, there is not just one song. I hop between music obsessions like a fiend. At the moment it’s Welcome to the Internet by Bo Burham, Bad Bandit by Xana, and Step Back! By 1nonly & SXMPRA. 

💖 what was one of the greatest/happiest moments you’ve had in the rpc? 

It’s so silly because it’s not one specific moment, but it’s when my partners talk through the tags or we talk via im about the shenanigans our muses are up too? It just strikes me as they’re really enjoying the thread and that makes me happy. It makes me feel welcomed and wanted, and I struggle with that anxiety at times. So honestly, funny tag communication makes me super happy.

🍦favourite ice cream flavour(s)?

There is a flavour from Baskin Robbins called Gold Medal Ribbon, and I love it immensely. It’s chocolate and caramel flavoured ice cream, with ribbons of caramel in it. It’s glorious. 

#// ty for the questions lovely ❤︎ #// i am a total suck i love tag jokes and convos xD #// ICE CREAMMMM #✭ // state-of-the-art two-way pager (answered)

[mobanjaree]

what's the best tootsie pop flavor tho ...

im so biased as a chocolate fiend i will ONLY eat the chocolate ones 😭 what do you think

#ask #safeandsound

[scream-mans-friend]

scream this is important (this is welovethecloudboytoomuch btw), 16 for the ask

i WILL judge you harshly

Dude I love mint chocolate chip but the mood has to be right and the ratio of chocolate chips to mint ice cream has to be good for me to get max enjoyment. Luckily the mood is usually good for it bc I love a good mint choco... but sometimes the ratio is off on the chocolate side of things so I don't get max enjoyment, just ok enjoyment (but I have never had an ice cream that was too minty. probably bc im a fiend for mint)

#thank u for my opinion on this very importsnt matter. people who say mint chip tastes like toothpaste have never eaten toothpaste #asks #welovethecloudboytoomuch

[charismat1c-megafauna]

7 and 16 :)

7. The octopus and the jellyfish but mostly the octopus. I even have a poster print of a photo my mom took of the octopus at our city's aquarium (she's a nature photographer). Im almost thirty years old and i still get PSYCHED for the octopus.

16. I am a mint chocolate chip FIEND. Honestly i blame my dad for this one. Ive seen people discuss it as like a 'weird adult' flavor but even when i was really little i was obsessed.