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samantha-rae-velcher · 8 months

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LIGHTS OUT

Swaggersouls x Fem reader

Requested by: anon

Warnings: Smut, swearing, Swagger because he's a damn sexy man

A/n: 18+ NSFW! if you don't like the Warnings please don't read! PLEASE KEEP MY COMMENT SECTION AGGRESSION FREE!

Summary: The misfits are staying in an Airbnb, the lights go out and Swagger takes that as an opportunity to "play" with Y/n.

Tag: @youngcreatorlady @goldenstarofthunderclan

Love you guys ❤️

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"So we just got to the Airbnb, I'm just laying on the couch waiting for everyone else to get settled in." Y/n said to the camera.

Fitz came over and flung himself over the back of the couch, landing next to her, with his legs rested on hers.

"We're gonna go make food over the fire, wanna come?" He asked.

"Is Ryan gonna be out there?"

"No he's upstairs."

"Then yes, I'll come."

The misfits were in a circle around the fire. Swagger, Mason, Matt, Jay, Toby, and Manuel were sitting in chairs. While Y/n, and Fitz were standing preparing dinner.

"Did you just drop that in the fuckin fire!?" Y/n called to Fitz, as she was headed back in to get another beer for herself and Mason.

"No." Fitz smiled and looked down at the camera.

Y/n came back out and handed a beer to Mason, sitting down next to Swaggers, her eyes caught sight of the wagyu steak.

"Cam." She said.

"Yes?"

"Why is Ryan's steak wet?"

"What on earth could mean?"

Y/n chuckled, rubbing her temples. "Cam?"

"Yes, darling."

"Did you drop the steak in the fire? Then washed it in the pool?"

Fitz smirked at Toby. "Now why would you think that?"

"I don't see any other source of water."

Fitz stayed quiet, so Y/n turned to Swagger.

"Did he?"

Eric nodded, his gaze falling from her eyes to her lips.

"Yeah, he did."

"Steak is done!" Fitz snatched the meat off the grill, throwing it on a plate just as it started raining.

The rest of them fallowed, leaving the onion over the fire. When they made it into the house, Cam set the plate down on the table while everyone else ran around grabbing random shit.

"We should make this look like some gourmet dish."

Jay brought over some rosemary, ketchup, and Doritos.

Cam slapped down the ketchup and dragged the spoon, making it look like some Gordon Ramsay type shit. He set some rosemary on the steak and sprinkled some crushed Doritos over the ketchup.

"We left the onion!" Toby yelled.

Swagger ran out the door. "I'll get it!"

Y/n fallowed quickly behind him.

"What do we grab it with?" He asked.

"Uhh, the tongs! The tongs! Use those bitches!" She yelled, pointing at the tongs that were laying on the fire pit. Swagger snatched them up, closing them around the onion that, for some fuckin reason had fire flickering on the top.

"Why is it on fire." She giggled as they made their way back into the house.

"Fire makes everything 5 stars."

The two came through the door, Eric set the onion down on the plate next to the steak, just as Ryan was entering the room. Y/n sat back in the kitchen, a shot of fireball in hand. Swagger came over, leaning against the counter with her. They clinked their glasses together, throwing them back and watching Ryan eat the pool washed steak.

Later that night when almost all the misfits were in bed, the lights went out. Y/n came down stairs, nearly taking a detour over the railing. She walked into the living room to see Toby playing the piano.

"That's so loud." She said. "Im surprised we don't have the police showing up about a noise complaint."

Toby laughed and stood up, motioning for Matt to fallow him with the camera.

"Why are the lights out?" Y/n asked.

"We don't know." Matt replied. "They just turned off."

She nodded, fallowing close behind the two.

"Do you guys know where the breaker box is?"

Both men shook their head as they wandered around aimlessly.

Y/n cut off from them, and was about to go back upstairs when a hand grabbed her wrist, pulling her into an even darker part of the house.

"What the f-"

She was cut off by a hand coming down over her mouth, muffling her noises. Y/n would've been afraid if she hadn't recognized the smell of the person's cologne. She pulled their hand away, slapping them in the chest for good measure.

"Eric, what the fuck."

"Shh." He whispered. "Did I scare you?"

"Yeah, A little bit. Why? Were you trying to?"

He stepped closer, his hands on her hips.

"Maybe, you're cute when you get scared."

Y/n giggled and attempted to smack him in the chest again, but he grabbed her hand and pulled her closer. Her heart was racing, she gripped his shoulders to stable herself.

"Eric." She whispered.

"What?...what's wrong?"

Y/n blushed, glancing down at the floor.

"W-why are you being like this?"

"Being like what?" He asked, holding her close and kissing her neck.

"T-this... you're- the minute the lights go off...you-"

Swagger chuckled, finding her sweet spot and gently sucking.

"You like that?" He asked.

"Mhm..."

Swagger pulled her leg up onto his hip and pressed her into the wall, Y/n's breath hitched when she felt his erection through his sweats.

"You feel that?" He asked. "You feel what you do to me, baby girl?"

"Uh-huh."

Swagger slowly ran his hand down her stomach, pressing his hand between her legs. Y/n whimpered, feeling him rub her clit through her pajama pants.

"You want this?"

"Y-yes."

Swagger pulled her lounge pants and panties down her legs, swiping the tip of his cock through her folds. Y/n wrapped her arms around his neck, burying her head in his shoulder and moaning when she felt him slowly slipping into her.

Swagger gripped her hips thrusting into her, Y/n whimpered the feeling of his cock hitting all her sensitive spots making her go hot and cold.

"Fuck, you're so tight." He groaned. "Feel so good around me, baby girl."

"Please- ahh!...d-dont stop."

He gripped the back of her neck, pressing his forehead against hers. Y/n leaned closer, capturing his lips in a kiss. Their tongues danced together, his hand moving down to her clit, making quick circles against it.

"You gonna cum?" He whispered, nibbling at her neck. "You gonna cum for me?"

"Oh God... I-ahh."

Y/n felt her legs shaking, a hot and cold feeling washed over her. Her muscles tensed and released as her climax hit.

Y/n cried out, gripping Swaggers sweatshirt and trying to stay standing.

"Good girl, you're so fuckin good for me."

He pulled out, tucking himself away just as Toby came around the corner.

"I don't know if you heard." He said, "But we're about to get fuckin murdered."

"What?" Y/n asked.

Toby laughed, motioning for them to fallow. "Come on, let's go find the breaker box."

THE END ❤️

I hope you enjoyed

Reblogs are welcome 🤗

#fyp #foryou #fanfic #foryoupage #x reader #smut #requested #swaggersouls x you #swaggersouls smut #swaggersouls x reader #swagger x reader #swaggersouls #swagger #swagger x fem reader

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rdiowx · 15 days

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DONNIE X SKATER READER!

Donnie x nb!reader

warnings: bad dialogue idk how to talk to people LMFAO, donnie being lowkey creepy but he means well, awkward donnie (just canon donnie atp), reader and donnie committing crimes yk how it is.

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Donnie thinks he fell in love with you when he saw you cuss out mrs. Farmer for taking your skateboard. He’d never seen her so embarrassed and angry, he watched as you got in trouble and dragged yourself to the office when your name got called over the intercom, from then on out he started noticing you more.

Seeing you at the park when he took Samantha there to go play with her friends, seeing you in the hallways no doubt going to skip class in the bathroom nobody’s allowed in like you always did. It’s like he memorized your entire schedule, he found himself looking for you wherever he was that he knew you’d be.

He’d never think a few weeks later he’d be talking to you face to face, he didn’t know what to do.

“Dude? Donnie Darko?” You waved your hand in front of his face, he was just staring at you like you hung the stars.

He snapped out of it with a gasp before stumbling to find something to say back to you causing you to chuckle at him.

“Are you okay..?” You coaxed, tilting your head. “Yeah- no yeah im good.” He laughed, clearly nervous around you. You hummed and smiled.

“then what did i say?” You watched his face drop, searching for an answer before he gave up and shrugged with a tiny blush on his face.

“I was asking you if you could get my board, it’s right behind you.” You smiled, watching him get redder out of embarrassment and scramble to get it for you.

“Shit, im so sorry.” Donnie replied, grabbing it so he could hand it back. You just shook your head and told him it wasnt a big deal before grabbing it. You plopped it down to start heading back to the skate ramps but before you could leave you heard Donnie’s voice behind you.

“Hey- wait!” You stopped, turning back to face him. “I was wondering if, you wanted to go with me.” He continued. You raised your eyebrow in confusion before responding. “Where are we going?” He stumbled over his words, trying to explain what he meant but you just laughed. “I’ll go out with you donnie.”

“Okay- okay cool. Hey— but where are you going?” He asked you, taking a step forward. “Gonna go graffiti the ramps why? Wanna come with?” You answered with your own question. He quickly nodded, grabbing his bike to follow you on your skateboard.

You both spent the afternoon together, most of it spent with you telling donnie about your favorite run ins with the police or something you did to piss mrs. Farmer off. Donnie listened to you the whole time, despite him staring at you like a creep you found you liked his company.

Now you both were sat on top of the highest ramp while you and Donnie shared a cigarette and laughed at stupid stories he told you, a still wet painting of a creepy looking rabbit just below you.

“And then he told me-“ he went to finish but was quickly cut off when you pressed a kiss to his lips throwing the forgotten cigarette over the railing of the ramp before holding him tightly by his shirt that was covered in spray paint at this point. When you pulled back he just looked at you in shock before pulling you back in to kiss him again, you both smiled into the kiss before pulling away again.

“You have no idea how long I’ve wanted to do that.” Donnie spoke slightly out of breath. “Oh yea? How long?” You asked, just as out of breath as he was.

“Since i first saw you cuss out mrs. Farmer for taking your skateboard.” He answered, hands moving to your hips.

“Which time?” You smiled at him, leaning forward to kiss him one last time.

—- THE END 😇‼️

#donnie darko x reader #donnie darko fanfic #jake gyllenhaal x reader

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that-one-random-writer · 1 year

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Chasing you Chapter 6 {Complete}

Summary: Jake retires from the military honorably. He steps into a new roll, ready to settle down in his hometown of Texas. He is placed on your shift. Your current relationship is stable until the dust settles, revealing cracks in the foundation.

Warnings: Cursing, violence, police experiences based on truth, accurate on most accounts of law enforcement, it might get gory at times. Be aware of blood, drugs, and all things law enforcement. Smut eventually. A/N may have my true experience attached if you're interested. All real names redacted.

Chapter 1. Next Chapter. Masterlist

Jake sat on the couch of the back patio, grabbing a toothpick from the pack on the table.

You sat in the chair across from him. "Why did you let me stay over?"

Jake sat back, situating his body. The air was still warm enough that his skin didn't feel too chilled in the growing darkness of the night. "I asked my mom about you when I got back home." He paused, looking at the back pasture that had his horses galloping around. "Our parents have been friends for a while. She said I could trust your family, so I figured that would extend to you."

You looked back at the horses playing. "Yeah, Nessie started his visits a few years after high school when I moved out. Mama got pretty close with Mrs. Ophelia for a while. Recently, she's been a little distant, though. Mama was worried she did something wrong."

Seresin looked down to his hands. He rubbed his palms together. "No, your mom didn't do anything. Mom has been going through a hard time. She hasn't even been talking to me or my sisters."

"Bless her heart. I am not going to ask for details. Im assuming your dads mess has something to do with it. Is she okay? Can I do anything?" You asked kindly.

"She will be. She's a tough woman. There's nothing I can think of." Seresin looked back out to the pasture.

"I'm gonna get her a gift basket together from the family." You pulled out your phone and wrote it on your to-dos. "You know ophelia talked about you a lot with my mom. I never got your name, though. Small world that we work together now."

"What all did she say?" His chest raised up with pride. Knowing ophelia, it would be all good accomplishments acknowledged.

"She said you were top of your class at the naval aviation academy, and you were awarded for your heroism against the enemy, and you had an award for Afghanistan combat." You smiled remembering how proud ophelia was telling your mom over a sweet tea front porch meet up the morning before a family dinner a few months back.

"Stop..." Seresin's signature smirk grew into his cheeks. He leaned his arm back behind his head. His toned body on full display. "Well, you know I did a few things." He failed miserably at being humble.

A laugh chimed from your lips. "Yeah, I bet you did."

The sun had gone down, and the stars peeked out with only the full moon casting dim light. Colder air blowing in.

Your phone rang. "Hey honey."

James was on the other end. "Hey, where are you? I haven't seen you all day." You cringed remember the guilt that was sitting in your chest earlier. Conversation was so easy with Seresin that it made you forget the world around you.

"Sorry, honey. I went to a friend's house to sleep, so I wouldn't bother you playing your game." You hated keeping details. It was the worst, but this called for it. The fight was not going to be here over the phone. The guilt set in further as you looked back at Jake, flipping the toothpick in his mouth so nonchalant and hot... no handsome... no, like a nice-looking friend. Your brain did flips, trying to rail itself back on track. "I'll be home soon. I love you, bye. "

James screamed at his TV again. As he clicked the end call. You squeezed your eyes shut, not wanting to face what was your reality at home. No more screaming at the TV and certainly no screaming at you. Fear seeping in realizing what you had done in your desperation to sleep.

"I'll take you back. Just let me ask, why are you with this guy? Dont give me the practicality crap." Jake heard the yelling, and seeing the reaction on your face was not pleasant.

"H-He stayed with me through cancer. He was at every treatment. He helped me live when I was really sick." You just threw it out there. You couldn't hold it in. The pain of hearing Jame's voice with his selfishness of the gaming while you slept pushed you into an emotional war. You wanted things to be good with him. They just weren't. You could see it. You knew everyone could see it. "He was such a good man. I don't know what happened. If he can stay with me through cancer, then I can stay through this rough patch. He will get better. I just have to give him time."

Seresin leaned up. He grabbed the toothpick from his mouth and flicked it into the grass. "Fair enough. I hope he figures it out soon for your sake."

The truck pulled up next to your car. "Thank you. Really, I mean it."

"You're welcome. You can stay anytime and as long you'd like. I really mean that." You opened the door with a nod of acknowledgment.

Your mind fought your body to hug him. You pressed on, walking to your car where you were safe from urges. His truck left.

You sat thinking for a moment. "He's just a good friend." You willingly convinced yourself. You stopped in the restaurant and grabbed dinner.

You got home sitting on the couch and set up dinner. "Hey honey. You go back to Kennedys house?" He knew Kennedy, and he knew that there was nothing to worry about.

"No, I was at a family friend's house. He is on shift with me and Ken now." You spoke. You never lied no matter how much shit you would get.

"He? Which family friend?" James didn't hide anger and assumptions well.

"Jake seresin, ophelia's son." You answered.

"The military guy came home?" He questioned.

"Yeah. He is Ken's new trainee." You prayed using Ken's name to vouch would lighten the blow.

"Why didn't you stay at Ken's?" He began interrogating.

"Kennedy wasn't going to be home, and his mom was there with her friend at the pool." You defended.

"Then why didn't you just stay here?" His voice began to raise.

"Because James," you matched his volume. Throwing the stupid salad on the ground. Venom spewed off him name. "You wouldn't turn the TV down, I had to roll Greg's dead body over on the pavement my knees were covered with parts of his brain, not that you fucking cared to ask, and then I come home finally get to sleep and you're screaming about headshots to the damn TV."

"I wasn't home to ask. How was I supposed to know that? Then you just come home from whoring around with this Jake guy and I'm just supposed to be cool with it because I was playing a game to relax from my hard night. I had four people call in sick. I had to run four extra positions... Not that you fucking cared to ask either." James screamed.

"I wasn't whoring around. I went there slept, ate and came home. I can't fucking believe you'd think I would do that to you."

"Is he gay?" James asked abruptly.

Your teeth clamped together. "What?" Your knuckles turned white against your sides.

"You heard me! Does he like a dick in his ass? Does he bat for Kennedy's team?"

"I don't know. I didn't ask." You held your arms out.

"Then I don't want you over there." James fumed. "When you're painting each others toe nails, talking about your door ringer celebrity men, doing whatever shit you do with ken. Then you can go, but until that happens, it's not okay."

"You're fucking ridiculous, and rude." You yelled and walked out. You grabbed your phone calling Ken. Tears spilled. "Ken, I need drinks are you busy."

Kennedy's deep voice came through the speaker. "Marilyn... I'm at home you can come over. What's wrong?"

You got in the car and drove the few miles to his house. "I fucked up."

"You didn't..." He trailed. "Did you sleep with Seresin?"

Your scoff was very dramatic. "No. I just went over there and slept. James is accusing me of it though, he basically made a fucking rule I cant go over there."

"Rules were meant to broken Mar. You know I can ask if we can go over to Seresin's I'm sure he would have us over for drinks."

"No, he's right. I don't need to go over there. He's a single man, and I am a taken woman. I need to respect him. I am pissed he put a rule down, but I understand why." You sighed.

"Suit yourself. I mean I think he's a great guy. He doesn't seem like the type to break that boundary. Not from how he was talking the last few shifts."

"Did he say anything about me with james?" You parked your car ending the call walking up to the door opening it.

"Come in..." Kennedy laughed at his sarcasm. "He said some things, but I'm not a snitch."

"Damn it, ken! Why did you let me go over there?" You held your arms up.

"No, I only suggested it because I couldn't have you over, you needed sleep, and I trusted that he wouldn't do anything. He didn't say anything intimate or misogynistically gross. Just that it was a shame you were in a relationship."

You groaned throwing a pillow at him sitting down on the couch. "Liam Kennedy!"

"Okay chill. I got it, Seresin is now on my shit list." Kennedy chuckled.

"Not funny." You threw another pillow. Throwing your hands in your face to cover the embarrassment.

"So now what, your man's all jealous of Seresin?" He sat up on the couch.

"Yeah, I guess so. Maybe this is a good thing. Maybe now he will try harder." You looked over at him through your fingers.

"Don't go playing with fire, Marilyn. You know that's what got you killed with our scandal." He joked about the conspiracy of Marilyn Monroe's murder by the government after the Kennedy affair.

"I'm not going to play with fire. I'm just playing the card you so graciously handed me." You rolled your eyes.

Kennedy sighed. "He is really hot, though. Those uniform pants..." He trailed, widening his eyes at the thought of Seresin's tight ass. Literal and figurative.

"Kennedy I'm not doing this..." you trailed.

"It was fine when it was that guy on A shift." He defended.

"He didn't cause an argument at home." You tensed.

"I'm just saying the man is ripped. I can tell from his arms. The sleeves look like they are holding on by a thread." He kept prodding for information.

"Oh he is." Your mouth was faster then your brain.

"I fucking knew it, you sly bitch. What happened, tell me everything..." He bit his lip sitting back knowing he had you cornered.

A/N: No one knows about Kennedy like that except your boyfriend and family. This is for the story's sake only, nothing further involving the job.

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nut4shuri · 1 year

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Could you do a Shuri x Reader where the reader is getting ready for Christmas (hanging up decorations or making sweets) and at the end of the night they they snuggle together and watch movies just enjoying each other’s presence

I also love your work and just wanted to put in a sugestión if you would like to do this one (sorry if it doesn’t make sense)

HOLIDAY HEART

🎄

Buying/Hanging Up Decorations/Baking🌹

"Oooo bae let's get this one its whiteee."

"Y/N i really have to get back to the lab-"

"Baby you where their all yesterday and most of today-"

"Because i have a lot of work."she said said dragging the k and groaning.

"I promise you can tomorrow,but you promised yesterday night today was our day."

"What are we doing-"

Shuri smiled then rolled her eyes making you chuckle,she had went on and on about how she had work in her lab that needed to be finished but you didn't let up. She was working herself to death and you weren't gonna stand by and watch.

Walking from your room you stood in the door way and watched Shuri whisper into her kemoye beads.

"I should've known" you said to yourself.

Shacking your head a little she jumped when she acknowledged your precense.

"Baby let me explain-"

"No,hand them over." You said sticking your hand out.

"Why,but baby-"

You looked at her rasing an eyebrown and tilting your head to the side.

She rolled her eyes scoffing and dropped the kemoye beads in your hand.

"Earrings too."

"But-" you glared at her.

She took them off placing them down in your hand before groaning.

"Im serious. You've been working too much lately,lets do some thing fun."

"Like what?"

"Christmas is around the corner,Let's Bake,Decorate,Then Christmas Movies!"

"Baby we don't celebrat-"

You groaned "fine don't do it with me then" and crossed your arms.

"..fine"shuir said and sighed

You let out a faint giggled and jumped onto her,placing multiple kisses around her face causing her to land a soft tap to your bottom.

"But i dont even know how to bake-"

"Im gonna teach you how shush."

"Shit-"

"Shuri baby. Don't touch the pan with your hands!"

Placing some ointment and a band aid on her hand you smiled lightly as she sat and pouted.

Kissing her hand on the opposite side you kissed her cheek and she gave a light smile.

After baking you guys cleaned up. And showered together.

The shower was hot an long, not lustful but just enjoying you guys time together. enjoying her presence as she held you in her arms.

You wanted this moment to last foever.

After showering you guys changed into matching pjs.

Hung up lights together as you decided on having a white tree rather than a green one.

And placed the star on the tree.

"Good bast baby don't fall,your gonna be severely hurt and so am i."

Shuri snicked under you as she placed sudden smacks on your butt as you tried to concentrate

"Keep playing and im gonna drop this star."

"That ass fat ma."

"Watch your mouth" you said as you climbed down the latter.

"Don't be so naughty on christams baby" you said as she smirked

"What if i wanna be?"

Watching movies/ice skating date🕊️

" Home alone,a classic." You spoke out and turned the movie on.

Helping shuri gather the snacks and blankets.

You guys cuddled together as the movie started.

"ARE YOU KIDDING ME WHO FORGETS THEIR OWN CHILD!"

"THESE BUMS!! TORMENTING A CHILD LIKE THAT THERE GETTING EVERYTHING THEY DESERVE!"

You almost died laughing at all of shuris sudden out bursts

"Shuri udaku get your hands out of my pants." I spoke as opened my eyes slightly

Shuri cuddled me rubbing her hands back and fourth gasping your butt in her hands and playing with your hair.

"Let's go ice skating!"

"Its freezing in here!"

"Shuri omg don't fall-" you said as Shuri gasped onto the rails like a child scared to let go in fear of her falling on the cold ice floor.

Shuri laughed awkwardly as she let go of the rails pushing herself back causing her to slip and fall on her back,you raced over to see if she was ok as she giggled.

"Baby hold me!" She yelped

Once she got the hang of it she still help onto your waist as you both glided across the ice.

"I love you"

Going to see the lights/christmas coarles💋

"This is beautiful."

"Not as beautiful as me" shuri spoke slyly as her hands wrapped around your waist from behind.

You guys sat and watched the lights from above, shuri requested the use of an aircraft so you could fly over the city and see the lights.

You cheesed, the child in you was loving this so much right now.

You laid watching the stairs and lights shining bright,as shuri planted soft kisses on your forhead.

"I dont wannnaa" shuru groaned like a little kid as your dragged her over to the next house.

"We never have to do this in wakanda" She remarked.

"Its fun why are you so grumpy."

"Y/n your off key."

You turned to he giving her a death glare as she turned snickering.

Christmas dinner with the family/Giving out presents.💌

Shuri let out a sly moan as she began to devour the plate beside you.

You let out a hmm and whispered over to her "you never make that sound when you eat me."

"Baby slow down"

"Its just so good,your mom should come and cook for wakanda."

"I would love to." Your mom said and snickered at the way shuri was eating sitting a cup of ice tea beside her.

You smiled brightly watching your girlfriends eyes feel with joy as she ate the food like a little kid,rocking side to side and talking amongst your family.

"Is it true you faught. A fish man!' Your younger cousin shouted across the table.

"Princess shuri!!" Shuri smiled at the younger baby running towards her picking her up in her arms and smiling.

"Hi!" You smiled as you watched your gf pass our presents to the shelters around the city, her checky smiled never seemed to go away.

New Years!💕

Shuri pranced around your apartment,whine glass in her hand as you just sat back in your chair watching intensely with a wide smile.

"Baby dance with me"she said Walking over placing her wine down and grabbed your hands in hers.

You gently swayed yous hips against hers,her hands firmly gripped your hips.

"Baby"

"Yes?"

"I made a new years list"

"Ok"

"And its one thing i wanna do in particular"

"What is it?"

"I wanna marry you."

THANKS FOR REQUESTING BABE!!💕 And your so sweet.

#letitia wright #shuri x reader #princess shuri #shuri x you #shuri udaku #shuri fanfiction #shuri headcanon

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constantineshots · 2 months

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this won’t be john constantine related exactly i’m just here to yap because you guys need to hear this. not in a “this is vastly important and life changing” BUT IT WAS LIFE CHANGING FOR MEEE- but im gonna put it under a read more anyways

anyways. so i play this game called honkai: star rail. pretty fun, pretty cool, i like a few of the characters, i like the current story, i like beating shit up. yippee. fun and stuff.

BUT THATS NOT THE POINT.

so i love space. i love cowboys. and i love cyborgs. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY PUT IN THE GAMEs

THIS GUY.

LIKE HELL YEAH AM I RIGHT. ANYWAYS. HES ALL OF THE ABOVE.

i was the target audience specifically. love this guy. THEN, it turns out, he was cursed so he can’t swear which is the funniest fucking shit because he has like. this broadcast where he’s talking and he’s saying “cutie” but he definitely does NOOOOT mean cutie.

like come on. it’s a funny gag. cowboys like to lean in all close and say something crazy. AND HE IS! HES JUST CURSED! AND NOW HES REVENGING THE IPC WHICH IS ESSENTIALLY CAPITALISM INCARNATE! LIKE YOU GO, SOACE COWBOY YEEHAW!

anyways. he doesn’t come out for another couple months now. and i need this other little guy aventurine, my pathetic little wet cat man. but that’s a side note.

i just wanted to yap about him. because he’s intriguing to me. and i need to put him in my pocket.

also. I’ve seen a lot of posts asking if his dick is detachable. well, let me propose something. it’s interchangeable. he could probably swap it out. and this is entirely from a non-horny perspective. it’s a logistical perspective. so do with that what you will.

ok im done yapping about hsr. if you guys want to ask about it, feel free, but i probably wont talk about it here as much LMAO this acc is supposed to be john centric, but ofc, i have other things i enjoy and wanted an outlet. MAYBE… i’ll make a similar account for hsr deep dives….

#honkai star rail #boothill #sorry gamers

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cav0404 · 4 months

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hehe uhm

AHHWHAHAHA I JUST GOT UR TEXT (be scared)

you picked option 2 RIP

Jing heng pls (jing yuan and dan heng) fluff pls

let them be dumb fools thx. (baking cookies in which jing yuan is not doing much other than taste testing and using cookie cutters. dan heng is doing most of the work… they’re on the astral express. march and caelus keep pestering them for food. typical astral express crew banter ensues.)

uhm. if this destroys a part of your psyche i can draw some genshin stuff during lunch to repair it :3

Ohhh god koi why i’ve never played star rail so they may be ooc im doing this completely by vibes

(please note i tried)

The unfamiliar sight of the general of the Luofu trying (and failing) to crack an egg almost made dan heng burst out laughing.

Jing yuan turned towards the other presence staring deeply into the dark green eyes of the other in the room and adopted a grouchy face

“this was supposed to be a surprise; that’s why there was a do not disturb sign on the door..” the general states.

“i understand, but since the last incident you were banned from the kitchen unless you had supervision.” dan heng chuckles.

“that was caelus and march’s fault and you know it; now are you gonna just stand there or are you gonna help me.”

dan heng briskly walks over—eyes full of mirth—and places his head gently on his partner’s shoulder and wraps his arms around him, and takes the egg from the general’s hands. the archivist taps the egg against the counter, cracking it.

They both continue to work towards making there cookies (with an unhealthy amount of staring i mean come on guys the cookies are going to burn)

There cookies are eventually put in the oven they continue there conversation from earlier with Jing yuan continuing to blame march and caelus for the fire. whether it was the smell of the cookies or their names being spoken, march—followed by a much less hyper caelus—bust through the door.

March being March got bored of waiting for the cookies to be done and tossed a handful of flour at the other and creating a cloud of white powder while dan heng wanted nothing to do with it. jing yuan and Caelus immediately started fighting back (“to defend our honor.” caelus grumbles) causing more and more of the flour to rush into the air amidst the chaos, Jing yuan and Dan heng found themselves standing face to face, one covered in flour from head to toe. As they locked eyes, a mischievous smile formed on the general’s face. In that moment, he leaned in and shared a short and unexpected kiss with his lover, leaving their friends to their shenanigans. It was a lighthearted moment that dan heng didn’t expect.

There peaceful moment was stopped by the smell of something burning, and a disgruntled march ran to the oven, turning it off and opening it. forgetting put on gloves, she nearly burnt her calloused hands. she turns around, holding the slightly(very) burned cookies. She slowly backed out of the room amidst the chaos before turning and running Jing yuan quickly chased after her; while caelus and Dan heng sigh while wondering why they ever let the two of them in a kitchen together again.

*editor note: tbh march would have rlly nicely manicured nails but callouses bc she’s a bow and arrow user. plus a few frost burns imo bc she uses six phased ice. (from my beta reader who actually plays the game)

#dan heng #honkai star rail #jing yuan #hsr #hsr jing yuan #imbibitor lunae #Harlswrites

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eggsploded · 4 months

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HOMESTUCK AND STAR TREK? :O

oh baby this posts gonna be long

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)

HS: aradia and sollux. aradia is my favorite forever as my patron troll and sollux is just fun to draw because whys he look like that

ST: all the cardassians in general. garak is the best, im honestly more fascinated with andrew robinson himself and his dedication to the character. also damar who doesnt get much presence until later seasons and gets crushed by actually giving a fuck about his position. i took a shot of kanar (maple syrup) for his honor and it was agony.

dukat is excluded from this because he managed to curse the show into buffering on his face everytime i watched.

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)

HS: probably the beta kids before playing sburb. theyre all just little kids and best friends forever and it makes me tear up- in pesterquest dave literally talks about jade like shes his girlfriend that goes to a different school. all the kids were more than eager to see eachother in person and it sucks that it happened under the circumstances of.. homestuck

i dont have cuteness aggression for them theyve been through enough :-(

ST: in TNG's the enemy geordi helps out this genuinely pitiful romulan dude thats shaking like a chihuahua and i felt so much for that guy i wish he came back

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)

HS: i think people are finally past portraying kanaya as a nothingburger, it was kind of funny 10 years ago that people were falling into her flimsy veil of Perceived Normalcy, like she doesnt regularly bite her friends and wasnt unforgivably delulu about vriska when they were moirails.

truly underrated might be the felt? their designs tickle me

ST: damar? maybe hes got more content now idk. honorable mentions are: keiko obrien, worfs parents (my favorite tng ep), hugh, the cardassian scientists that hit on obrien that one time, lwaxana troi and keevan.

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)

HS: any of signless' crew. like. we got shafted so hard with the dancestors its crazy. in my wildest dreams psiioniic didnt get utterly crushed by the vast glub and somehow escaped at the ripe age of 2000 sweeps and is now overgrown and too old and ancient for his own good, squatting in solluxs hive. we didnt get much content about how signless did his recruiting- did he just do speeches and demonstrations? did he fuck nasty? i know for sure it wasnt the cringe dialogue they strapped kankri with. same goes for dolorosas life before she raised signless, she should be at the club.

ST: background vulcans. especially in TNG when they just stopped giving a fuck about them, thank god tuvok exists or i wouldve had no incentive at all to actually watch part of VOY.

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)

HS: equius. its really a special day when a character cant be quantified with a simple archetype like the rest of the trolls. theres something so deeply strange and wrong with him that its captivating, i chalk it up to being the horse guy in a insect body.

hussie also just like, had it out for him at day one. gamzee got beaten to a pulp narratively but equius didnt even get a chance. its sad, and im more interested in what he couldve been rather than someone like eridan or meenah.

ST: kai winn. shes literally an alien white woman and its fantastic. she did her role so good that the poor actress got hatemail, and her insidiousness is just so well done. the final season of ds9 isnt that good but it was fun to see her go off the rails with dukat.

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)

HS: what do i look like? hussie? in truth when it comes to being a flop i like seeing kanaya flounder. shes weird guys. she is so fucking weird and she doesnt really know because her friends are Weirder. we dont always need her to slay, atleast in my book.

ST: riker. no further notes

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)

HS: jake. if he has a deeper character i havent noticed because my eyes glaze over trying to read through this dialogue. he feels like a leftover shitpost character hussie couldnt fit on the dancestors. i havent reread act 6 yet, but i remember such a large chunk being some strange love triangle-square surrounding jake and i did Not Give a Fuck, and salt in the wound was dirk and janes friendship being so fantastic but overshadowed by jakes unceasing sex appeal cursing them.

ST: obrien because it was be a standard episode plot for him, i think hed come out fine

#egg asks #homestuck #star trek

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ancicntforged · 3 months

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Thank you for reading my rules, fam. My name is Joy Boy and it’s nice meeting ya. There won’t be many details on myself, but do know that I will answer most questions that are asked about me. I have a few mental disorders, but won’t say what they are.

That aside, I am here for the roleplay and stress relief, not for some petty drama and god knows what else, hence why I don’t associate myself with the RWBY Fandom and neither will I participate in any callout or otherwise drama either. Most of us are adults here, so let’s act like it.

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#ooc #mobile stuff

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